appreciate your time, right now on jim ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmelis is ridiculous. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and guess what? it's almost summer. this weekend, summer begins, just as i predicted it would. months ago. saturday is what's known as the summer solstice, which is the start of summer and the longest day of the year. hard to believe we still haven't experienced the longest day of this year yet. but we haven't. and the day after the solstice is father's day. so don't forget to not get your dad a gift! this father's day is tricky, because usually all dads want is to secretly get high in the garage, but they've already been doing that every day since march. 10 good luck. the strangest school year in modern history has finally come to a close. my daughter jane graduated from preschool this week, which she is very proud about, even though, let's be honest -- she got a degree in coloring. but it is a milestone, and it's never too soon to start planning for the future. so i sat down with jane to reflect on where she has bee

keep it tyson. ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous.el live" from my house. this may be the last edition of jimmy kimmel live from my house. hopefully, by the time we come back from summer vacation we'll be back in our theater and everything will be okay. i'd like to thank pharrell williams. i want to thank you for watching and sticking with us as we do this show amongst pillows. i look forward to seeing you -- when i return. "nightline" is next, enjoy. "nightline" is next, enjoy. >>> a vigil held for a man shot and killed by an officer inside a san leandro walmart. what his mother and grandmother had to say. >> he allegedly threatened to shoot a family who was wire wearing black lives matter in shirts. disturbing and dangerous, residents in san jose say illegal fireworks have been going off nightly. >> i will show you when you will feel it coming up. w. devopments1:00, starts to san cri charges. >> it comes after a family said he accosted them in a restaurant where they were wearing black lives matter shirts. the suspect was released f

right now on jimmy ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is us. >> jimmy: hello, and welcome. my name is jimmy kimmel. i host a talk show in my kitchen. which was previously something you might hear from someone with paranoia and delusions. so, maybe i'm not hosting a show. maybe i'm crazy! speaking of crazy, we have a bigly milestone on the way. this weekend, donald trump celebrates his birthday, number 74! so break out the ketchup and cake. donald trump was born on june 14th, 1946, when a pile of soggy cheese fries was struck by a bolt of orange lightning. trump supporters in florida, michigan and arkansas are holding events to celebrate. and what better way to honor the president than by gathering, to contract the very virus whose existence he denies? by the way, here's one of donald trump's old birthday invitations from a party he had in 1994. the theme was "trump: lord of the financial jungle." that's him and marla maples in jungle garb. this card is amazing for so many reasons. this was 26 years ago and nothing depicted in it now exists.

right now on ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live well, hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. thank you for joining me in my home. on what was a much better day in america. before we get to that, this has been a dark and heavy week, but yesterday, we had the tv on in the kitchen. we were watching the protests on the news, and our five-year-old daughter jane walks in and asks "why are the people are marching?" and my wife explained, she said they're marching "because they want peace." and our son billy, who's three, hears this and says "i want peace." and we're all like "awww." that's sweet. and then, he says "is piece candy?" he wants reese's piece. you know, we did watch et last week. maybe that's where he got it. at long last, charges were filed today against the three policemen who stood by and did nothing as their fellow officer ended george floyd's life. that officer, derek chauvin, has been charged with second-degree murder and second degree manslaughter. the other three were charged with aiding and abetting those charges, which is good

appreciate your a,a, ki ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous. >> jimmy:ere. welcome to a new episode of hollywood lockdown. i'm your host, jim "jimmy" kimmel. hey, this is alarming. according to a new study from the cdc, most people are not using hand sanitizer correctly. they say you're supposed to rub your hands with sanitizer for 30 seconds, which is even longer than when you wash your hands. it's 20 seconds. the study was published in the "journal of information that would have been nice to have three months ago." i didn't know you need to purell for 30 seconds. it definitely doesn't say that on the bottle! i looked at the bottle. it says, "rub hands together briskly until dry." why can't we get anything right? what else are we doing wrong? are we using ketchup the right way? maybe you're supposed to put it on your face? this is an interesting sign of the times. a small show of progress, perhaps. johnson and johnson announced via instagram their plan to help heal our nation's wounds. a line of racially inclusive band-aids. the johnsons wrote, "we hear

o jim sarah ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous. house. >> jimmy: hi there, you. it's me, jimmy, in my house again. which is now kind of "our" house. but don't come try to live in it. the nba seems ready to get back to work. yesterday, the league proposed 113 pages worth of safety rules and procedures for the rest of the season. first of all, all the games will be played at disney world, which right off the bat seems like the least safe place to be during a peter pan-demic. but they have a lot of precautions in place. the players will be housed together. they will quarantine ahead of time and be tested every day. players will be discouraged from licking their fingers and clearing their noses on the court. were they encouraged to do that before this? players will be required to shower in their hotel rooms instead of the locker room. that's -- i mean, i don't think it's even worth playing basketball if you can't cap it off by scrubbing up with the team loofa! and also, no one will be allowed to touch the ball. so that sounds doable! m

. ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous. >> jimmy welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. tonight, i'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity to sell skin care products from home. you know, the experience of hosting a tv show from home has been strange and isolating. but i have learned a lot more about my co-workers than i expected. this is a text from our supervising producer, gary greenberg who was hesitan to order sushi and asked at least five people if we thought it was safe to do it. after everyone told him he was crazy and that, of course it was safe, he sent this. based on your recommendation, we ordered sushi from sugarfish. but in between ordering and delivery, we got nervous. and decided to microwave it. microwave sushi is kind of disgusting. yeah, kind of. who could have ever guessed raw fish in the microwave wouldn't be good? in las vegas, some hotels and casinos are open for business. with precautions in place. for instance this gentleman came ready for video poker -- with a mask -- glove -- cigarettes -- he's smoking

jimmy kimmel said the president's quote trying to kill himself. scarborough saying this will kill you. neil cavuto saying what have you got to lose? the one thing you have to lose are lies. >> jimmy: she's definitely getting her hair colored. i don't see any dark. anyway, thank you for watching, kayleigh. as you know most schools have had to hold their graduation ceremonies online this month. the governor of mississippi, tate reeves, gave an online commencement for his alma mater and i want you to take special attention to him reading the graduates' names. >> a special shout out to the 2020 class of florence high school. congratulations, i'm proud of you. to all the florence eagles, let's keep rolling. harry javaughn canning, blake christian, harry azcrack. >> jimmy: harry graduated at the bottom of his class. but the azcrack family is still very proud. online school is still a major nuisance for parents and students around the country. one of our writers who happens to be the heiress to a candy fortune her name is joelle has a six-year-old nephew

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. three grammys, and a movie on lifetime called "the clark sisters: first ladies of gospel." the legendary clark sisters will take us to church on a thursday night. next week, join us with mark ruffalo, sarah paulson, bill burr, the roastmaster general jeff ross and amy schumer too. our guest tonight is an actress, activist, recording artist and talk show host. she is also the star of an inspiring viral video, please welcome keke palmer. hi, keke. >> how are you? it's good to see you, man, in this new surrounding. >> jimmy: it's good to see you, too. i like that painting you have on the wall. >> i like those logs in the back. >> jimmy: thanks, everybody loves my logs. i think of you as a very upbeat person, and i think every keke has to be an upbeat person. it just goes with the name. are you feeling upbeat? >> um, i think, i do feel upbeat. i'm a positive person by nature, but i do think my empathic side is being weighed down by what's going on right now. >> jimmy: this video i referen

>>> thanks ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculousmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this house. thank you for braving the curfew to be here. although we didn't have a curfew in l.a. tonight for the first time this week. we did have an earthquake. we had a little shaker here last night. a 5.5. and on top of everything else, there's an asteroid heading our way. on saturday night, an asteroid that is said to be the size of the empire state building will pass close by earth. who knows? maybe we'll get lucky and it'll hit us. as of today, several hotel casinos are open for business in vegas,with safety measures in place. this is at mgm. they've got hand-washing stations, glass partitions at the craps tables. playing blackjack now is like visiting a relative in prison. how do you let the dealer know you want another card? do you tap the glass? you can see, they have plenty of hand sanitizer. even the go-go dancers are wearing plastic face shields. it's like "blade runner." how this is safe, i don't know. going to a casino during a pande

fidelity. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house. new york, tracey bednar. hi tracey. >> hi, jimmy, how are you? it's so nice to meet you. >> jimmy: nice to meet you, too. i know you work with children who have covid-19. and for a long time, we told that it didn't really have an effect on children, but it seems like it is. what are the symptoms for the little ones when they get this? >> sure, so the symptoms are very different than for adults. adults, it was mostly respiratory. for children we've seen them with mostly cardiac, actually, cardiac influence and also rash, fever, gastrointestinal issues. >> jimmy: this must be very scary for both the kids and the parents when they come to the hospital with this. >> absolutely. absolutely. yeah, you hear covid, and everybody starts to really panic. >> jimmy: yeah, right. and you of course are there to not only take care of these families, but to calm them down, to make them feel better, which i would imagine creates a lot of stress on you. >> yeah. it can. absolutely. >> jimmy: what is a

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that's why, when every connection counts... you can count on us. >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmelcare hero this week is chloe ducose. she is a nurse from san diego, california. hello-e chloe! how are you? >> hi! >> jimmy: hello. so, chloe, i heard you work in a tent giving covid tests. i have to be honest, that sounds terrible. >> yeah, i've been picking boogers for a while. so it's great. >> jimmy: oh, i never thought of the booger factor. i guess that would happen, huh? >> it really helps with the patients, they think you want to pick your brain, no, it's just the boogers. >> jimmy: is it hot in the tent? are there a lot of people in there? is it miserable? >> now that it's heating up, it's been boiling, it's been 90 degree weather, so it's not great, but we're managing. >> jimmy: i heard you were a big star wars fan, is that true? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: how many times have you watched the "star wars" movies, all of them, from beginning to end? >> a lot. the let's just put it that way. >> jimmy: more than ten? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. i thought it might be fun to introduce you to

call or visit xfinity.com/savebig. >> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live from my house.t, josh gad, and i agreed to each send each other outfits via amazon to wear on the show tonight. this is what josh sent to me to wear. josh, let's see what i sent you. what have you got on? >> you son of a -- i've had nightmares of me on the corner of hollywood and vine wearing this outfit. >> jimmy: you look like you're going an underpants commercial. i have to cover this, everything shows. oh, i want, i should show. i have flashing -- i feel hike joe exotic's next husband. wow. well, i feel like you won. you should wear that to the oscars this year. >> by the way, we should both go to the oscars dressed like this. >> jimmy: i think i would get arrested in this. i am going to wear the shoes again, for sure. >> has your wife or children seen you in this? >> jimmy: my wife just saw it and gasped. and not in a good way, either. i do want to mention your show, "central park", on apple tv plus. i know this is a very well-reviewed and hugely-popular show you got going there. tell us about

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous, is house. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy kimmel and welcome to the opposite of a spin class. thank you for being with me, even if it's because you literally have nowhere else to go. i hope you had a pleasant memorial day. we spent the long weekend trying to put the duvet cover back on the bed. fun. this was a weird memorial day. i think we can all agree that zoom barbecues suck. this weekend, donald trump, by unauthorized presidential order, made a sweeping declaration to open all churches, temples and places of worship in an effort to make sure the most devout americans get a chance to contract the coronavirus too. it was a controversial decision, one that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. and so on sunday morning -- he went to church. for the first time. he went to -- wait, that's not church. he went to golf? he went to play golf during the pandemic, because that's what jesus would do? i guess. i don't know trump th

you heard it here, jimmy kimmel is too famous to eat lentils. >> jimmy: that is not true., i know you're not used to hearing this, jimmy. i don't care that you're famous. you know what i care about? treating others with kindness, yeah, that means something to me. respect. i also like respect. maybe some type of morality is cool. >> jimmy: what can i do to make it up to you? i feel like we're going in circles here. >> are you for real this time? you actually want to do this? >> jimmy: yeah, what can i do. >> maybe just say "i love you. "and you are worthy of love." that would be a good start. >> jimmy: fine. i love you and you are worthy of love, lentils. okay? thank you. >> i don't know. i don't buy it. i feel like you're acting again. >> jimmy: well, i'm not acting, i mean it. how about tonight, i cook you up with some chicken broth? throw an a little tomato in there. >> honestly -- sorry, i just did not wanted to cry. i just waited so long. that would mean a lot to me. >> jimmy: i forgot, we're having pizza tonight. maybe next -- >> you dirty bitch. i knew you'd double c

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. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ >> this is ridiculous. >>. i am jimmy. welcome to my home, my workplace, my gym, my restaurant, my little pony. whatever you need, we have it all. we are now in the fourth month of quarantine, which is crazy. but life is slowly coming back. we're opening things up for better or worse here in california. on friday in l.a., they opened museums and gyms. which makes no sense to me. first of all, who needs to go to a museum? if i don't see a woolly mammoth statue stuck in sludge, am i gonna go nuts? and secondly, who would go to the gym right now? i'm not going to the gym during a pandemic. or after a pandemic. i'm just not going to the gym ever again. donald trump had quite a weekend. he put on a bigly presentation at west point on saturday, where he showed up to give a commencement speech whether the graduates wanted it or not. the cadets at west point were sent home in march because of the virus. for safety reasons. but then trump decided he wanted to give a speech in person and so all the cadets were ordered t

>> we appreciate your time, right now on jimmy kimmel, p ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous.jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. i'm still at home. you know, i was gonna take the car out of the driveway to cruise around a little this afternoon, but turns out i forgot how to drive. we are coming up on, i believe this weekend will mark three months of quarantine. we've been locked down so long even our apps have started to adapt. apple was just awarded a patent for software that will allow humans to take what they call a "synthetic group selfie" where you don't have to be in the same room. the way it works is, you invite friends to be in your selfie from wherever they are. then the software will remove all the backgrounds and put everyone together. basically, apple just got a patent for photoshop. but it's interesting. this is the schematic from the patent. is that not the bleakest thing you've ever seen? i have another idea, how about we just try to go three months without taking selfies altogether? according to a new poll, 27% of american

. ♪ >> jimmy: welcomback >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house.e home of comedian jeff ross for a new edition of carantine. and tomorrow night, pharrell williams will join us. my guest tonight is an emmy and golden globe winner you know from "american horror story," "american crime story," and the miniseries "mrs. america." she's very patriotic. you can see her on fx and hulu now. please welcome sarah paulson. how are you? >> i'm okay jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm okay, were you supposed to be filming a new film. >> yeah. we were about two weeks shy when the whole world starting to fold up on itself. >> jimmy: this one is about the clinton impeachment. right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you would be playing linda tripp, who i think you're going to put a photograph on the screen who you do not resemble in any way. marsha clark, you really transformed into her, but this will require more than just a perm. >> this is going to require a lot of things. i'll be wearing a lot of prosthetics and body transformational accoutrement. if that's a word i can use. >

. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from my house.night, the wonderful wanda sikes will join us. my guest tonight might be the best actor in the world. this is a conversation we have in our house often. she has an oscar and three emmies and could very well get another for the costumed vigilante sister knight in "watchmen." please say hello to regina king. hi, regina. >> wow, what an intro. >> jimmy: my wife and i have this conversation with each other, and we both agree, so it really doesn't go very far, but we do think you are unbelievably great in every single thing that you do. but before we talk about that stuff, i know you are an l.a. native, right? you grew up here. this is your town, and obviously, you've been paying attention to everything that's been going on. how are you feeling right now. llstarti to pull melooap everything has been super heavy, like, as it is for everyone. right now. but i've finally gotten to a place where i'm clear as to what it is that i need to do to make changes, you know. i feel like the protesting t

and now, we are proud to welcome you back. >> jimmy: welcome back to jimmy kimmel live from my house.hings in your house just seem more fun than they are in mine. >> not at all. >> jimmy: adam's ear is bleeding. >> a little blood. but no. jimmy, it's not at all. you seem like life is good, man. you're in the right spirit all the time. my family -- by the way, it used to be, the worst thing about this quarantine, it used to be when i snapped in the house i'd get thrown out. my wife would be like you'd better go, get the hell out, you're acting nuts. i would leave. now she's like get the hell out and hang on, let me get you a mask and gloves. and by the time i get the right stuff to leave she's like, it's all right, just stay. >> jimmy: it's calmed you down. seems like you've been keeping busy. you had a very funny video with pete davidson on "saturday night live." and last night you were part of a big charity event that supported feeding america. i want to play -- >> where were you, jimmy? where were you on that? >> jimmy: i don't think i was invited. >> were you doing the disney sing-

jimmy kimmel is doing karl malone. jimmy kimmel is doing oprah and snoop dogg. is a context, it's comedy. we need to put away the jeweler's loop when it comes to black americans. jesse: black americans, when people put darker makeup on their skin it has a negative effect because of the history of that. >> i get it. but they shouldn't. they should look everything in a context. what's going on. we should speak about what is the continues between ways intentional and what isn't. was there a noose hanging in bubba wallace's garage. yes, there was. was it meant for him. no, it wasn't. let's put context into things. katie peary makes sures that are about black -- makes shoes that are black and puts a smiley face on it. jesse: i understand your opinion. when you split hairs and try to litigate the black face characters, it's a dangerous road to go down, especially in this country in 2020. your book talks about this new culture. not the greatest generation anymore that went off to fight. they are fighting mascots and offensive language. what the heck is happening? i'll

. >>> first a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel after "abc7 news" at 11:00. jimmy? >> thanks, dan and ama. ask your doctor if catch thing is right for you. ♪ happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday dear -- >> shak deliver packages for amazon. i drive my van five days a week. i'm the only one touching the van, but i'm still gonna take the time to wipe everything down. i recently took a break cause my girlfriend

jimmy kimmel is doing karl malone, oprah, jimmy kimmel doing snoop dogg, there's a context, it's comedyto get the jewelers loop, we need to put away the jewelers loop when it comes to comedians. jesse: you understand black americans, lacy white americans and in a context whether it's comedy or anything, when they put darker makeup or whatever on their skin, it really has a negative effect because of the history of that. >> i get it but they shouldn't. they should look at everything into context. what is going on? will have to start speaking about the difference between what is intentional and what is it. was there a noose hanging in bubba wallace is garage? yes, there was. is it meant for him? no, it wasn't. okay, let's put context into thanks. katy perry makes shoes that are black and presentti happy on it. is the shoot doing blackface? we've lost our minds. jesse: i understand. we disagree a little bit and when you split hairs and litigate the blackface characters are portraying a black person as a white person, it's a very dangerous road to go down especially in this country in 2020.

> jimmy: yeah. >> and you said you threw from the -- we did the same. >> ladies and gentlemen, jimmy kimmel, but i don't think you're going to get a call on that. i don't think the ump's arm is going to go up. >> jimmy: i was going for still photographs, because i feel like, unless you throw it away, they don't even show the pitch. you never see the video unless something terrible happens. >> yeah. now this is george w., which is considered one of the greatest opening pitches. and i think he's a little high. i think he's just a bit high there. >> jimmy: he had some movement on the ball there. you do have to admit that. let's look at that one more time. i think you can see, he had a little bit of movement. >> he really -- you have heard him say this was the most nervous he was in his eight years of being president was this moment. >> jimmy: were you nervous when you threw out the first pitch? >> not until i stood on the rubber and realized, gee, 60 feet, 6 inches is kind of far. and i'm a 65-year-old man who has never played any organized baseball in my life. >> jimmy: oh, really? you've nev

i'm your host, jim "jimmy" kimmel. hey, this is alarming.ding to a new study from the cdc, most people are not using hand sanitizer correctly. they say you're supposed to rub your hands with sanitizer for 30 seconds, which is even longer than when you wash your hands. it's 20 seconds. the study was published in the "journal of information that would have been nice to have three months ago." i didn't know you need to purell for 30 seconds. it definitely doesn't say that on the bottle. i looked at the bottle. it says, "rub hands together briskly until dry." not 30 seconds. why can't we get anything right? what else are we doing wrong?

. ♪>> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live from my house."th us. we will honor a health care hero. and later this week, sarah paulson, jeffrey ross, and pharrell williams. our guest tonight is one of the funniest guys there is. he's got an animated show, "f is for family" on netflix, listen to his podcast, and see him woo marisa tomei in the new judd apatow movie, "the king of staten island" available now on vod. hello, bill burr, how are you doing? >> what's going on, jimmy? >> jimmy: oh, you know. >> just sitting in the house? >> jimmy: i admire the fact that you've chosen to wear the giant, old-timey headphones and not the little ones. >> i hate those, my ears are messed up from playing drums. i got these at a radio shack or best buy. am i supposed to have the little straws that people have coming out? i would lose those in a second. >> jimmy: by the way, i want to mention, because you -- i drove by your house a few months ago at the beginning of this quarantine. at the time, you said you weren't missing doing stand-up. how are you feeling

. >> all of it and more, here is a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live. mmy. >> thanks dan, this is the night you have been preparing your life for. we made a deal and the deal was that we would send each other outfits. i will show you part of mine. every year, you can see spectacular celebrities at aids walk san francisco. this year they are coming to you! join bette midler gliastefanarofueye rupaul dg race superstars. for aids walk san francisco live at home, streaming on july 19 to benefit prc and their covid relief efforts all over the city. register now at aidswalk.net >>> the fourth of july is more than a week away. with communities across the bay area shaken by illegal fireworks. not just people losing sleep over the nightly noise. as we have found, animals at local zoos are having trouble too. >> reporter: so we are here at the which has been closed for the past 100 numbers. and the folks that work here at the zoo are concerned about the barrage of fireworks disturbing the animals and the community around the bay area that have been dealing with t

right now on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching our show. i appreciate it, more now than i ever have. this is the eighth night of angry protests across this country and around the world. including here in los angeles. where people are fed up with the inequities and abuse. our president, if we can still even call him that, seems to believe he is the warden overseeing a prison break. this morning, he tweeted -- "d.c. had no problems last night. many arrests. great job done by all. overwhelming force. domination. likewise, minneapolis was great (thank you president trump!)." he wrote this. forget presidents, has any other person ever thanked himself in a tweet? other than trump, i don't think anyone has. like, could you imagine joe montana writing "san francisco. four super bowl rings. thank you joe montana!" no. you can't. because it's unimaginable. he is unimaginable. and while the president is giving himself another reacharound, we had another curfew tonight here in los angeles. there's a curfew in new york. looters, who should never be conf

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♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel live thisus. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for joining me via the original form of social distancing, television. what a time to be alive. this year is so crazy. kim jong un died and came back to life this year, and nobody even remembers it. two weeks ago, we were on instagram teaching each other how to make no-knead focaccia and now we're dismantling systemic racism. i think that's progress. as i'm sure you know, thousands of americans were out this weekend gathering together, risking their lives so that their voices will be heard. oh, wait, no, that's las vegas. those people are risking their lives to play "baywatch" slot machines. this was the scene here in ng t. this is where we shoot our show, usually. we've been on that street almost 18 years. i've never seen a crowd anywhere near that big. the people of l.a. have showed up which is encouraging. do you know how hard it is to get people to walk in l.a.? in l.a., activism usually means wearing a lapel pin

right now, on jimmy kimmel, shaquille o'neal a >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. watching our show. appreciate it. this is the eighth night of angry protests across this country and around the world. including here in los angeles. where people are fed up with the inequities and abuse. our president, if we can still even call him that, seems to believe he is the warden overseeing a prison break. this morning, he tweeted -- "d.c. had no problems last night. many arrests. great job done by all. overwhelming force. domination. likewise, minneapolis was great (thank you president trump!)." he wrote this. forget presidents, has any other person ever thanked himself in a tweet? other than trump, i don't think anyone has. like, could you imagine joe montana writing "san francisco.

, p ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. host of the show. thanks for watching. i'm still at home. you know, i was gonna take the car out of the driveway to cruise around a little this afternoon, but turns out i forgot how to drive. we are coming up on, i believe this weekend will mark three months of quarantine. we've been locked down so long even our apps have started to adapt. apple was just awarded a patent for software that will allow humans to take what they call a "synthetic group selfie" where you don't have to be in the same room. the way it works is, you invite friends to be in your selfie from wherever they are. then the software will remove all the ck

jimmy kimmel, the woke us of the woke late-night or announced he's taken a hiatus.annot blame him, no faces better than blackface but this is where the current narrative takes us. that conversation is vetoed in favor of vengeance, it is a radical aim of the hard left, you remain silent, you appease or your over in a country that's ripped apart gives places like cnn a higher rating so the anchors divide away and after all the new hampton construction is not going to fill itself. i guess we can all do that with the greatest country your demolay races, we could but we don't. we know it's not true and that it destroys this country. sadly those in the media feel differently. we all see it now, hence the misery on his face, once were told that you must obey and anyone who refuses will be mobbed, canceled or fire, what's the recourse, what to his producers, he lose his job, not that anyone would notice, got handed to them by allowing radical to wreak havoc on society from forbidding a law on permitting. we now live in the most adult free era in history. our leaders in gove

. >>> first a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel after "abc7 news" at 11:00. jimmy? >> thanks, dan and ama. ask your doctor if catch thing is right for you. ♪ happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday dear -- >> shak deliver packages for amazon. i drive my van five days a week. i'm the only one touching the van, but i'm still gonna take the time to wipe everything down. i recently took a break cause my girlfriend and i just had a baby. in the middle of this pandemic, you know, having a kid, there's something different. when i came back, amazon completely changed. there you go, sir. thank you. recovering the van was different, coming into the station and loading was different. if anything, they took it overboard on the safety, and that's what i love. it's funny to say i'm essential. we're all working towards a common goal. just like amazon says, "deliver smiles," and honestly, i believe i do. there's this game-time internetting room.nity. so fun. wow. and then there's this work-from-home internetting room. finally, the open-concept internetting r

but first, here is a look at what's coming up tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" right after abc 7 news at 11:00. jimmy? >> tonight's show is gluten-free and regular free. >> when you go to jiffy lube, are you any help to get under the car? that's not my >>> in the sixth bouth bay, a superhero is walking the streets of san jose. his mission, help the growing homeless population. the teenager known only as batman of san jose. ♪ >> reporter: a familiar face is taking to san jose city streets, but instead of fighting crime, he's feeding the homeless. >> people will notice me and see what i'm doing and then they'll notice the problem. >> reporter: underneath his makeshift costume made of motocross and riot gear, this 19-year-old is on a mission to connect with the city's homeless population. behind him a wagon full of food and water. his rival means a much-needed meal. >> i give food a couple of times a week from this guy. i don't even know how he does it. >> reporter: since last summer the teen has used mainly his own money to purchase supplies, but his growing presence has many reaching out,

for people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay.com. >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" from a very special nurse in philadelphia named natasha lewis. hello, natasha. how are you? >> hi, jimmy, how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. you serve people who don't necessarily have a place to go to get health care. >> yes, i work for the city of philadelphia in health center number 9. and we serve people that are underserved and people that don't have insurance and some people that do have insurance. >> jimmy: do you enjoy your work? >> i love my work. i've been a registered nurse for over ten years. i've been in outpatient for the last ten years. i enjoy it. i love it. i love educating my patients, i love taking care of them when they're well and when they're sick. >> jimmy: how is your team holding up right now? how are people feeling? >> um, they're getting better. it was tough in the beginning. but we're staying strong. we're really staying strong. we're a team. without them, i don't know how i would be able to do it. >> jimmy: and vice versa, i'm sure. i know you

>> jimmy: well, hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. joining me in my home. on what was a much better day in america. before we get to that, this has been a dark and heavy week, but yesterday, we had the tv on in the kitchen. we were watching the protests on the news, and our five-year-old daughter jane walks in and asks "why are the people are marching?" and my wife explained, she said they're marching "because they want peace." and our son billy, who's three, hears this and says "i want peace." and we're all like "awww." that's sweet.