>> "jimmy kimmel live." >> who's jimmy kimmel? >> "jimmy kimmel live." >> who's jimmy kimmel?be... just how you like it. how does it all happen? it's no secret. it's our job to discover what makes you feel special. yes, you! and you. and you too. making sure you feel taken care of. that's what a princess cruise is all about. cruise this summer from san francisco with up to 40% off. >> mike: welcome back, welcome back. music from the black crowes is on the way. our next guest is a very funny person who's generated five stand-up comedy specials and just recently, a baby. you can see her perform at "netflix is a joke festival" friday at the orpheum theater in los angeles. please welcome iliza shlesinger. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> mike: how are you? >> i feel like i'm supposed to be an empowered woman, but i can only walk. >> mike: oh my gosh. you know, we saw each other last on "instagram live." raising money for comedy club waitstaff. >> yes. >> mike: spring 2020, this thing called "tip your waitstaff." we spent an hour on instagram live together. >> i treasure that memory. i

right now on jimmy kimmel, bill >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- bill hader, mo amer, and music from sasha alex sloan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny -- hot and sunny california. boy, oh boy. i have to admit, i'm tired. i don't like to admit it as i know it makes me vulnerable. one of you could have tagged me and get this spot. i got home late last night. i got home at 3:00 a.m. we were in washington this weekend presenting the mark twain prize to jon stewart. [ cheers and applause ] who is a national treasure. it was a lot of fun. but a lot of people there were worried i might get locked up being in the same town as the klan mom, marjorie taylor greene. [ laughter ] who you may know reported me to the capitol police last week. i actually met some of the capitol police. i think i'm going to be okay. there was no a.p.b. put out. [ laughter ] i was able to walk around f

we gave my son malcolm peanut butter that was gifted to us from jimmy kimmel of "jimmy kimmel live.". i think we have a photo of him getting his first little taste. >> andy: let's get a peek. what's that? [ laughter ] >> that's him pushing away the spoon when he found out the man who gave us the peanut butter is riddled with covid. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> andy: understood. i thought you were saying, that's him pushing away the spoon, i'm the other guy. [ laughter ] >> i'm the guy in the dodgers hat. you know me with my dodgers. >> andy: you love them dodgers. >> yeah. [ cheers ] >> andy: here's something fun. >> for sure. >> andy: we've got to bring it back to "chip 'n' dale." >> obvs. >> andy: we were given international posters. chip 'n' dale internationally are called different things everywhere. >> we have different names in different countries. >> andy: i have not seen these but i think it would be fun to take a peek, see what we've got. >> yes, let's take a look. >> andy: this is finland. >> where we are -- tikun and takun? [ laughter ] >> that's the finnish name. >> andy:

i am not jimmy kimmel. i'm like a totally different person. u may have heard, jimmy is out with covid. don't worry, he's okay. but i'm your substitute teacher for tonight, mike birbiglia, or as i'm known in the news -- >> kimmel announced on twitter that comedian mike -- bur-bil-ya -- i can't say his name. >> thanks to mike burrbilia who will take the reins -- >> comedian mike burrbiglya -- >> comedian mike burrbigliya is going to be filling in. >> comedian mike bigabirgly will fill in -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> mike: it rolls off the tongue. [ laughter ] if you don't know me, i'm sort of one of those guys that you sort of recognize, but maybe not? [ laughter ] i'm a comedian. i was literally at trader joe's in brooklyn where i live and this guy comes up to me, "wait -- what are you in?" [ laughter ] and i go, "i'm in the worst conversation of my life." [ laughter ] "what are you in?" he goes, "i'm in that too." i said, "you cast me." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] true story, i was in a celebrity golf tournament, i was paired with t

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>> lou: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight --jerrael, mes hong, and music from t b wi cle andhe cletones! an apeciate that. very nice, thank you. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i am the host. thanks for watching. thank you for crowding into a theater for me. i appreciate it. it's great to be here. and to be free. i don't know if you heard this. the republic of north korea today reported their first case of covid-19. can you imagine that? two years after we all got it. [ laughter ] according to their director of their national institute of infectious disease, dr. dennis rodman -- [ laughter ] the virus, which until now had been un-detected, has appeared. [ laughter ] how did covid even get into north korea? did kid rock play pyongyang? not tell us about it? [ laughter ] of course, the truth is, there have probably been many covid cases in north korea, the country just hasn't acknowledged them for fear of angering their leader's mighty scrotum. [ laughter ] but they are admitting it now, and they've ordered a shutdown, a natio

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy.ing. thank you for joining us here in sunny -- hot and sunny california. boy, oh boy. i have to admit, i'm tired.

right now on jimmy kimmel, mike mayers.just got out of my southwest airlines flight. long beach airport, california. i found out that i'm hosting "jimmy kimmel live." he has covid. so yeah, that's one of the promotions they're running at southwest right now, check that out. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host, mike birbiglia! tonight, mike myers, iliza slesinger, guillermo with the cast of "doctor strange in the multiverse of madness," and music from the black crowes. with cleto and the cletones. and now, mike birbiglia! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> mike: yo, yo, yo! hey, guillermo.

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" "science bob" pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: appreciate that. thank you. that's very nice. welcome. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us on a -- well, i'm glad you're in a good mood. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering, because this is a day that -- i don't know what word to use to describe it here.

>> i'm going to double up on the jimmy and say jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy kimmel. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: nowthat is -- that's outrageous! [ laughter ] those people have no idea what kind of moves i have. it got worse from there. >> that's a hard one. 5? >> pat sajak. >> 3? >> alex trebek! >> jimmy: hold on a minute, alex trebek passed away 18 months ago, my moves aren't as good as a deceased game show host? pat sajak? no offense, pat's only move is this, spinning the wheel. [ laughter ] i've never been so insulted in my whole life. in new york yesterday, the end of an era, really. the last pay phone in manhattan was carried into space. [ laughter ] pay phones are weird. this is something we're going to have to explain to our kids. it's why superman now has to change clothes in the middle of the street. [ laughter ] there are no more pay phones. i guess the city started getting rid of them in 2015. they replaced them with wi-fi hot spots, which is an upgrade. pay phones were disgusting. it's like they removed all the rats and replaced them with golden retrievers. [ laughter ] it's an upgrade.

go ahead. [ speaking in chinese ] [ speaking in chinese ] jimmy kimmel show so-so! hem not too good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did understand that. what was the rest of it? anything i need to know? >> well -- next month, we are going to give away a new car every program! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ rim shot ] [ speaking in chinese ] get the approval of the producers. >> jimmy: yes, i'm sure they'll be very approving, yeah. >> the producer, kind of stingy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they are stingy, yeah. we'll start with the scooter and go from there. well, it's great to see you. thank you for coming. congratulations, your unbelievable career and your star on the hollywood walk of fame. and your movie which is a big hit. "everything everywhere all at once" is in theaters now. the great james hong, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, james. we'll be back with the black keys! ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. for state controller, only yiu will save taxpayers money. wait, who, me? me? no,

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- rose byrne, the miz, and music from sebastian yatra. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it's good to be together. [ cheers and applause ] i just have to thank you, that's very nice. before i came out i was talking to one of our camera guys, chris, has earpieces in. he turned to me to say something, it's very quiet backstage, and he was shouting. i jumped out of my skin. [ laughter ] i'm a little discombobulated right now. i will tell you, i've heard from a lot of people who watch the show over the past 48 hours. it has been nice. it gives me hope, knowing that so many americans are determined to change the status quo that is represented by -- [ cheers and applause ] -- these villains. these people like greg abbott, u the senator from texas, who is such an interesting character. his need for attention is so powerful,

jimmy's mom. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's jimmy kimmel's mom. m winning over america one mom at a time. called my mom the other day and i go, mom, have you been watching the show? i'm filling in for jimmy. she goes, yeah. justsat there for a second. [ laughter ] and then i go, how do you think i'm doing? she said, it's a hard job. [ laughter ] couldn't find the compliment in that one. still looking. but for my final night here at "jimmy kimmel live," i thought i'd video chat with my mom to wish her a happy mother's day. but i don't actually -- it's sweet, i know. it's a really exciting thing. but i don't know how it will go. my mom is not great with technology. she pretty much calls every piece of technology past 1985 a car phone. [ laughter ] one time i actually -- i had her fax me something. then she called me and said, could you fax that back? that's my only copy. [ laughter ] that's a true story. that has no punch lines in it. [ cheers and applause ] this is a fun one too. in the car with my mom, she's driving, she's leaving a voicemail for a

last minute. >> jimmy: nobody else has to throw to a parrot. >> do you think they're going to put jimmy kimmels. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: many thanks to tom hiddleston and d'arcy carden. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, rupaul and van lathan jr. with music from becky g. "nightline" is next, but first -- their european tour starts june 6th in glasgow, scotland -- here with their song, "richard the third," supergrass! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ got up today what a day thanks a million ♪ ♪ i spent too much time wondering why i got an opinion yeah ♪ ♪ i know you wanna try and get away but it's the hardest thing you'll ever know ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ waiting in line terrible time over familiar ♪ ♪ well take them away they've nothing to say they're over the hill yeah ♪ ♪ i know you wanna try and get away but it's the hardest thing you'll ever know ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ t

. >> a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> where's jimmy? i don't know.hat's the most unhinged audience member you ever had? >> the worst one is when i got hit with a buffalo wing. i talked about that. [laughter] are you looking to renovate your kitchen or bathroom? i'm mike holmes here with ivan from agm renovations thanks mike! too often, homeowners hire the wrong contractor. ivan, i see this all the time. delays, shortcuts, hidden fees - nightmares. at agm we use the top trades, and each project is finished on time, on budget, backed by a five year warranty. that's why agm are the only kitchen and bathroom renovation specialists i recommend. ♪ agmrenovations.com ♪ [announcer] call now and get $3,000 off! everyone's a multitasker these days. and with supersonic ♪ wifi from xfinity, ♪ your internet can multitask too. it's got gig speeds to the most homes... advanced security that blocks billions of cyber threats. and enough power for a house full of devices. plus when you get xfinity internet and mobile together, you can save hundreds off your wireless b

and we'll be right back with jessica biel. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel ve," brought to you by hotels.com. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight from "top gun: maverick" glen powell is with us. and then later from birmingham, their album is called "the alien coast" st. paul & the broken bones from the mercedes eq stage. tomorrow night zac efron and alfonso ribeiro with music from parque courts. so please join us for that. our first guest is a popular actor with a fondness for characters that kill. she got an emmy nomination for "the sinner." now she's the ax-wielding title character in the limited series "candy." "candy" is on hulu now. please welcome jessica biel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you for coming. you know, i quarantined extra hard to be here with you tonight. and i hadn't thought the hello process through, because you came out, and i was like oh, is she going to be okay with me touching her? >> oh, yes. i'm over it now at this point. i'm a hugger, always have been, and i just have to be me. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. >> you look gr

jimmy kimmel, zac >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" ribeiro, and music from parquet courts. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you, thank you, thank you. oh, that's very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming, thanks for watching. i want to give a special shout-out, as the young people say nowadays, to those of you breast feeding your kids as you watch the show.

right now, "jimmy kimmel." good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."ight, rupaul, van lathan jr., and music from becky g., with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. welcome, thanks. i'm embarrassed, really, thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching at home and for joining us here in our studio. i have to tell you, we're a man down tonight. guillermo is not here for the second night in a row, and he might not be back for a while. he's at home right now with a

and now -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi there. wow. hi, everybody.i'm the host of the show. i've returned. i'm back. i've returned from the dead. i'm

all electric, all mercedes. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert seriessic "love shack," the b-52's! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ if you see a faded sign at the side of the road ♪ ♪ that says 15 miles to the love shack love shack, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ i'm headin' down the atlanta highway ♪ ♪ lookin' for the love getaway ♪ ♪ headed for the love getaway ♪ ♪ i got me a car that's as big as a whale ♪ and we're headin' on down to the love shack love getaway ♪ ♪ i got me a chrysler that seats about twenty love getaway ♪ ♪ so hurry up and bring your jukebox money ♪ ♪ the love shack is a little old place where we can get together ♪ ♪ love shack, baby a love shack, baby ♪ ♪ love shack baby, love shack ♪ ♪ love shack baby, love shack ♪ ♪ sign says stay away, fools ♪ ♪ 'cause love rules at the love shack ♪ ♪ well, it's set way back in the middle of a field ♪ ♪ just a funky old shack and i gotta get back ♪ ♪ glitter on the mattress glitter on the hallway ♪ ♪ glitter on the front porch glitter on the highway ♪ ♪ the love shack is a little old place where we can get togethe

right now jimmy kimmel >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, zac efron, alfonso ribeiro, and music from parquet courts. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you, thank you, thank you. oh, that's very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming, thanks for watching. i want to give a special shout-out, as the young people say nowadays, to those of you breast feeding your kids as you watch the show. a lot of women tell me they watch the show while they're up late feeding their children, which is very intimate. a mother, her child, and me looking at them in the dark. [ laughter ] and so this story i think is of particular interest to you. there is a nationwide shortage of baby formula. part of the reason is because of the supply chain issues. part is because of a recall. and a lot of the shortage, the bulk of it, in fact, is because of this kid. [ laughter ] hogging it all up for himself. authorities are warning parents now, and this is serio

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, there. wow.t of the show. i've returned. i'm back. i've returned from the dead. i'm alive. [ laughter ] that's very nice. i appreciate it.

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy.st of the show. thank you. thanks. very nice. i'm alive. i lived. i survived covid. i was out for last week. hopefully you noticed. i was out for last week. i

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: appreciate that. thank you. very nice.. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us on a -- well, i'm glad you're in a good mood. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering, because this is

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host, mike birbiglia! tonight -- ewan mcgregor -- ben schwartz -- and music from the head & the heart. with cleto & the cletones. and now, mike birbiglia! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> mike: how are you? hey, how are you? thank you. my gosh, wow. do you believe this? can you believe? cau believth'rletting me host this thing again? let's see how we do. i am your guest host, mike birbiglia. i'm filling in for jimmy, who we love, who is out with covid. we checked in with jimmy and his wife molly yesterday and this is what they're up to. [ laughter ] you know, plenty of fluids. [ laughter ] i'm not sure those are the right fluids. that's what they're up to. i will say, i'm having a great time. so jimmy, i know this is maybe a weird thing to say, feel free to have covid as long as you want. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it starting to feel -- it looks like long covid. i'm not a doctor. [ laughter ] but i like long hosting. everyone who works at this show is really tremendous. they keep telling me things l

we >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jessica biel, glen powell, and music from st. paul & the broken bones. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks. very nice. i'm alive. i lived. i survived covid. i was out for last week. hopefully you noticed. i was out for last week. i tested positive for covid on monday morning a week ago. and by friday afternoon the virus just took a look around my body and said "yech, we're getting out of here." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i feel pretty good. i had it easy. let me tell you. i drank so much bleach, my teeth are whiter than a fundraiser at mar-a-lago. [ laughter ] [ applause ] look at that. the whole family is fine. i had it pretty easy. i was tired, i had a little bit of a headache, but those are also the symptoms of having children. [ laughter ] so it may have been pre-existing conditions. i don't know. but i will say i had a lot of time to think. i feel like i deser

jimmy kimmel. is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- miles teller.h cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] glad you seem to be in a positive mood. well, it's very kind. yeah, we got some positive news

right now, jimmy kimmel live. have a good night. the stupid fake idea. i know you'd rather spend your days doing impressions of "the simpsons" and googling stepmom porn. but at some point -- [ laughter ] -- you might have to get down to it and do your job and doors ain't it. meanwhile, the attorney general in texas, his plan is to arm teachers. which what a great idea. mrs. antonoff has an ar-15. don't worry, everybody. [ laughter ] it's almost like they're joking, these people. tucker carlson did his usual "could it be that" routine in an attempt to somehow connect the shooting to the pandemic. >> oh, so the lockdowns dramatically increase the incidence of mental illness among young people, in ten days we've seen two mass shootings by mentally ill young people, could there be a connection? now, that's not finger pointing, that's not to blame fauci for yesterday's shooting, we're not that low, we're not joe biden. >> jimmy: yeah, you sure aren't. [ laughter ] more of a joe goebbels is what you are. ted cruz is blaming the doors, tucker carlson is blaming

right >> lou: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ight -- jerrod carmichael, james hong, and music from the black keys. with cleto and the cletones! and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. very nice, thank you. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i am the host. thanks for watching. thank you for crowding into a filthy theater for me, i appreciate it. it's great to be here. and to be free. i don't know if you heard this. the republic of north korea today reported their first case

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: appreciate that. thank you.hat's very nice. welcome. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us on a -- well, i'm glad you're in a good mood. [ cheers and applause ] i was wondering, because this is a day that -- i don't know what word to use to describe it here. shocking? unfathomable? stupefying? yes, a stupefying day in our nation's history. the senate this afternoon took a vote on whether women should have the right to choose to have an abortion. the bill would have guaranteed pro-choice rights nationwide. it did not pass. it needed 60 votes. it only got 49. even though a strong majority of american voters want those rights protected, every democrat voted in favor of the bill except joe manchin, who voted with his fellow republicans. [ laughter ] with the supreme court likely to overturn roe v. wade, the democrats wanted to get their counterparts on the record opposing it. chuck schumer said he called for the vote so we would know where republicans stand. turns out,

. >> a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> where's jimmy? i don't know.hat's the most unhinged audience member you ever had? >> the worst one is when i got hit with a buffalo wing. i talked about that. [laughter] if you're a small business, there are lots of choices when it comes to your internet and technology needs. but when you choose comcast business internet, you choose the largest, fastest reliable network. you choose advanced security. and you choose fiber solutions with speeds up to 10 gigs available to more small businesses than any other provider. the choice is clear: get unbeatable business solutions from the most innovative company. get a great deal on this limited time price with internet and voice for just $49.99 a month for 24 months with a 2-year price guarantee. call today. floor and decor, my go-to to get it all. tile, wood, stone and laminate — they've got it. installation materials — yup. and all the tools i need — they've got those too. more importantly, they've got my back with benefits and services i actually want and a pro app that

dan: first here is a look at what is ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks. take your eyes off that phone and glue them on me. >> jimmy just got me a personalized invitation to get robbed. ♪ dan: owners of bay area gold coin and jewelry exchange shops are worried about what they say is a targeted thievery. ama: more than a dozen businesses have been hit recently. one of them is a few blocks from city hall. video of the damage shows rogan in windows and debris everywhere. it is not clear how much thieves got away with. dan: on tuesday, another jewelry exchange was hit. the burglars caused up to $30,000 in damage trying to get to the valuables. >> now we have got to figure out how we can afford to even stay open. >> she says she believes it is the same crew because they use the same bright yellow, crowbars to pry their way in. ama: responding to a water main break in selma. traffic is being routed past the scene at sir francis drake -- francis street boulevard. repairs are expected to be completed overnight with an estimated 4:00 a.m. reopening. a 10 inch cast-i

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it's a cheetos thing. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. rd! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 7 ♪ ♪ ♪ life's complicated love it or hate it i'm in this to win ♪ ♪ you don't have to believe it so take it or leave it just let it begin ♪ ♪ from two different worlds we come crashing in it's like a brand-new day ♪ ♪ we stand shoulder to shoulder soldier to soldier so show me the way ♪ ♪ take what you want take what you need ♪ ♪ take anything but need to believe ♪ ♪ take what you like if you like what you see ♪ ♪ there's a price to be paid cause it sure ain't for free ♪ ♪ life's preselected where unexpected is part of the deal ♪ ♪ so don't try to move me cause unlike a movie this ending is real ♪ ♪ from two different worlds we come crashing in ♪ ♪ it's like a perfect storm ♪ ♪ we stand shoulder to shoulder soldier to soldier so just bring it on ♪ ♪ take what you want ♪ ♪ take what you want take what you need take anything that you need from me ♪ ♪ so take what you like and like what you see ♪ ♪ there's a price to be paid cause it sure ain't for free ♪ ♪

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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ht -- rose byrne, the miz, and music from sebastian yatra. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it's good to be together. [ cheers and applause ] i just have to thank you, that's very nice. before i came out i was talking

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it was weird to watch people on cnn and jimmy kimmel pretend like they would not be thrilled for trumpk on twitter. i mean cnn plus might have survived. they would have had something to talk about. because when he was on twitter it was almost every segment was something that he tweeted and how that tweet was going to single handedly end the country as we know it. >> greg: yeah >> kat: they had it all worked out. they didn't have to do any work, where's the tweet? what are we going to say about it? over. so easy. and it didn't accomplish what they wanted it to accomplish. like they took trump off twitter and every trump support shall was like guess i don't like that guy anymore. not how it worked out. >> greg: that one little clip from cnn encapsulated what we were always saying which is they prefer to have war, inflation, and high crime and no trump tweets, to trump tweets with no war, no inflation and low crime. because to them, just the emotional effects of his tweeting is worse than any of the falcons sequence consist of like getting stabbed, you know? >> dagen: and speaking of spac

we appreciate your time right now and jimmy kimmel dating a have a good night.mound, once you actually stand on the mound, you realize, okay. the catcher is kind of far away. >> were you a baseball player? have you done this? >> i used to do play by play for college baseball, so you go out on the field every now and again. you're like, okay, this is not so easy although, come on. both of us would do better than that, i think. sorry, steve. >> i don't know about that. >>> coming up, the testimony today on capitol hill about ufos. >>> plus the 11-year-old who has been catching a wave every day for more than 700 days. why he's doing it. >>> but first, how johnny depp's lawyers are pushing back on amber heard's allegations of physical abuse. you're watching "world news now." . i said it before and i'll say it again. if i thought a reverse mortgage was just some kind of trick to take your home, i wouldn't even be here. it's just a loan like any other, with one big difference, and that difference is how you choose to pay it back. - [announcer] find out how reverse mor

you showed what people are doing on shows like "jimmy kimmel."ction i think importantly is different. it is politicized the hell out of this. why? because it is a political solution that is needed. politicians coming together to pass a law. so the response should not be, let's not politicize this. it should be, let's make this political now, and if the politicians can't fix it throw them out. the numbers do show, even though 95% of incumbents get reelected, well, now, 50% of americans say they're neither a democrat or a republican. 50% of americans say they're a political independent. there's an increasing movement in this country to go fire the people who aren't doing their jobs, and i hope that's the solution here. if we don't get an answer before the mid terms, we have to go fire some of these guys and gals who aren't doing their job. >> thank you for starting us off this hour. we will continue to call on you. yamiche, a.b. and miles, stick around. when we come back, the president of the american federation of teachers on why those republican