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. >> joanne nosuchunsky. he never met a pizza he never met. >> little known fact his beard is a clip on. the host of the gavin mcginnis show. gavin mcginnis. and he is the former of new mexico and the current governor of our hearts. sit ks next to me, the next president of the united states , libertarian superhero, gary johnson. let's start the show. >> tunsil was expected to be the third overall pick. right before the big event, video surfaced of him smoking pot through a gas mask. we have all done it. the offensive tackle fell to 13th pick. tun sigh l who -- tunsil who played at mississippi said his account was hacked. it was costly dropping 10 places. just laughing is knocking me off my game here. he knocked off millions in his potential salary. the video was taken years ago, he said, and it was a mistake. i bet you are wondering what does chris christie think of all of this? >> it is unbelievable. it is not enough. >> it is a great photo. >> it is incredible. i can't take my eyeses off of it. >> the gover

. >> it is joanne nosuchunsky. he is from canada, so feel free to ignore his thoughts on american politics. from the possible ter anchor pod cast, comedian nathan mcintosh. democratic strategist. and i am thinking of becoming a serial killer so i can have a lock of the gorgeous hair. next to me is radio host of liars and whores. let's start the show. >> trump is in a tux and he gives zero -- what did you think i was going to say there? on thursday night the billionaire businessman spoke at a gop gala in midtown muscular dystrophy. midtown manhattan. he spent a chunk of time giving guests exactly what they wanted, a nice long lesson in ice skating rink renovation. >> they used a thing called freon and that is a gas that goes through corp pipe -- copper piping. they laid four miles of it. every time -- i said to the people what is with the freon? i hear they are losing millions of dollars of copper tubing. i said will you do me a favor? do you know anybody that makes ice for an ice skating rink. he has the best guy i

that's like joanne. >> that's pretty accurate. >> comedian alan brean. let's start the show. >> has ted cruz just lost the every man vote? last night on jimmy kimmle, my competitor for the title of late night, had his guest ted cruz and he said this about donald trump. >> if i were in my car and getting ready to reverse and saw donald in the back up camera, i am not confident which peddle i push. >> why is he in trouble with main street america? his threatening the life of a fellow republican? no, that has a rich tradition in american politics. it was this. >> saw donald in the back up camera. >> the back up camera? what kind of elitist are you, mr. cruz? most of us working folks don't use a back up camera. we use a good old fashioned rear view mirror or more appropriately, we put our arm up on the seat and turn our working class heads around on our blue collars and look back. that's the way you do it it. real americans don't look at the road through a fancy dashboard. let's look at what a classic rock concert would look like in ted cruz's america. >> ♪

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he has no opinion on abortion. >> joanne, you saw that interview.t was with chris matthews, who was really going at him, peppering him with questions, and for a while, trump was turning it around and asking chris matthews questions. it was very crafty. then he got all fouled up. so anyway, you know trump has -- it worked for him for a while. but is it now time to turn and become a little less of trump? >> so in the trump campaign, it's a voyage really. you continue with the ship metaphor and his campaign staff. they're the crew. he doesn't know really how to sail, but he's wearing the outfit, and he's doing it, and people are believing that he can do it. and his staff, his crew, is just cleaning up all the mess, you know. they're not really leading him, and there's cross winds, you know, that he's battling through. and still i almost blame his crew. i blame his campaign staff like get on this. really try to advise him. whether he wants to listen to it or not, you need to help guide that ship. >> yes, there you go. i mean as i said, the word around t

i'm here with joanne and no clever introduction, right? i know what happened, joe app.e usual are will i have something clever to say about you. you are fantastic. i know what you are thinking, this guy is not your high school gym teacher, it is comedian greg stone. welcome back. and according to the "morning bistro" moynahan is known for breaking the stories on fabrication, or otherwise, he is better known as unknown. and his punchlines hit harder than christian bale at a family reunion, sitting next to me is comedian joe di veto. and read his hats "no funny hats." ted cruz was the big winner wisconsin tuesday regardless that he would not put on a cheesehead hat. cruz's daughter did something completely unscripted in keno a kenosha. >> that is a cheesehead. >> well, that is awesome, and this is is spicy and you may not like it. [ laughter ] >> perfect size for you. >> oh, so, would you like to try some cheese. >> well, she does not like jalapenos. >> yes, she doesn't, and he does not like funny hats. >> someone asked the question on everyone's mind -- >> why not? >> th

let's debate. >> let's not. >> joanne, did you see that? it was a black girl putting her elbow on the white girl. >> it is funny when you pair a tall child next to a short child and you are trying to create levels and interesting images with filling the space and you do things like that. my main issue with this entire campaign is the fact that none of these children are smiling. they are kids. you should be happy. what is with the model mugging. i don't want to see that. you're children. >> that's the model look, but you think you have to be -- >> i am disgusted with gap. not really. >> thisy should be having fun and not using other children as armrests. >> this is upsetting to me. my brother has done that to me my entire life. i am finding out now he hates me. i thought we had a great relationship. it turns out now he was a bully. >> he is probably racist too. >> look, is there -- is there anything -- obviously do we have -- i think you know where i stand on this. i think it is ridiculous. but the issue is the gap immediately caved. >> tha

please, go on. >> joanne, you know they do.hey seem like women cats. >> i don't noah loft women who spend their time outside my back patio presenting me with dead birds and wiggling little rats. >> you haven't lived. >> i have been hanging around with the wrong people. we do it differently in brooklyn uh pearntly. apparently. >> there is somebody who writes an academic paper and an academic journal. i think this might be that. it is trying to find out if anyone would agree. they are so absurd that they are calling cats who are gendered this way a different gender. they are changing the meaning of the english language. give them a benefit of the doubt. we will close things out with a bedtime story. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye." gavin mcginnis and particularrer -- and tucker carlson. >> if you felt a great disturbance in the force today it is as if millions of nerds cried out in joy. the next trailer for "rogue 1" was released. it takes place in between episode three and four and it tells the story of how the plan

joanne, great to have you here, it's been so long.an claim that all hillary's got is the woman card which he is playing so ineffectively. >> that's the thing, all women have a card, i like to use mine sparingly, and when you do, it needs to be done in a way that gives you more power, that makes you likable, but she's using it to become a victim, and i don't think that's the point of the woman card and the thing that trumps a woman card is a trump card, and he has that. lou: andy, i think first of all it makes perfect sense of that, and brings a trump view to this. not like crooked hillary as donald trump calls her. >> the woman card sounds like something a four-year-old calls the queen. it's the woman card. you understand what i'm saying? lou: like the race card. >> i understand what you're saying. lou: you don't like my jokes. >> i understand. we all know hillary is going to bring up the war on women, portray all the attacks. lou: you really think she will? she's got a freight train of baggage on that. >> the problem with nominating

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>> a special thanks to joanne. >> you forgive her. >> joanne nosuchunsky and rob long and kate long and mike baker. that does it for me. see you next time. i do forgive you i think.p star will be here. we're excited. set your dvrs. see you tomorrow. thanks for watching. ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome for donald trump. [applause]

he like a clotheline in the storm, three sheets to the wind, joanne. finally, in school they called her four eyes because she looked like a poe tate it's "national review" reporter cat. with the wisconsin primary just days away, voters continue to discuss the candidates in a civil thoughtful manner. >> [ bleep ] you, you fat [ bleep ]. are you kidding? i just gave you what you wanted. i just gave you what you wanted. it's a [ bleep ] circus, everybody. >> look. >> di that on purpose. it's all a [ bleep ] show here. >> that sound. on his head. that was on purpose. he's like a traveling gymnast. can we see that face plant again? >> look. look. >> what's great about this is he cut out the middleman. instead of waiting for a trump support story hit him in the face he did it himself. that's initiative and what about his majestic exit after sticking the landing with his face? >> i did that on purpose. it's all a [ bleep ] show here. >> that walk. you know he went straight to the er. his brain is screaming you idiot. you're 40 and you know what he got there,

loulou: joining us now, andrew y and joanne nosuchinsky. >> it's the first time with her on the show. lou:u: how many times do i haveo apologize to you guys. you intimidate me. charlize theron -- a very attractive actress in every day, i'm sure, she says she is too pretty for some roles. and this happens to all women who are too pretty. your thoughts on this. thisis is a major discriminator. >> she is not wrong. there are certain roles that won't go to somebody who looks like a model. lou: what happened to makeup? >> she is not wrong when she says there are parts that have more gravitas that they won't give to someone who look like a model. >> people like us who are beautiful tend to be distracting. if we tend to be a media role. people w will be blinded by our auty. i included you in that. >> that's why i can't argue. >> everyone in hollywood is better looking than the average person. even if you are playing an average person. you are still up there. lou: my thought hahas always bet movies are filled withth beautil people. >> she was just

and he told me, take it like a man, joann. you take it like a man.t, ladies, take care. god bless. see you. >> bye. >> okay. rush >>> due to mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised. [ bleep ] >> arrested by a s.w.a.t. team, an out-of-control young inmate creates chaos in the booking department. >> the love and the truth and the peace and the -- >> i need medical clearance and an ekg. >> mental health staff must determine if his behavior is a

>> a special thanks to joanne. >> you forgive her. >> joanne nosuchunsky and rob long and kate long and it for me. see you next time. i do forgive you i think. channel. we'll see you tomorrow night. >> hello, everyone, i'm kimberly guilfoyle. it's 11:00 in new york city and this is a special edition of "the five". >> all five presidential candidates descended on new york city, making their final pitches to voters at events tonight, ahead of tuesday's big primary. donald trump, ted cruz and john kasich aaddressed the new york republican gala and hillary clinton and bernie sanders faced off in a heated democratic debate in brooklyn that is just wrapping up. we'll get to the republican candidates in just a moment.

legendary steven baldwin, they say her liver is haunted because it's always full of spirits, it's joannensky, the drunk, and she won a gold medal in sneering, it's the national review reporter, ckatharine timpf, in new york, they showed up for a rally, it's hard work, people, so i sent somebody else who fit in much better, miles mcinnes, he is a stay at home brother, also the brother of gavin mcinnes. >> hey, guys, we're hear at the bernie sanders rally and we'll talk about how awesome he is and talk about platitudes, but without getting specific because math is super boring, ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> what's your favorite thing about the bern meister? >> the bernmeister? >> that's my new name for him, what is the specific thing that would be going down? into how about recycling. >> i think he has good ideas. >> like what? >> just everything he has been fighting for, he has not changed his views -- >> like what? >> i don't know, what would you say, brandon? >> i have no thought, so -- >> how does it get me out to the individual colleges? >> i really don't know. >> but the taxpayers will pay for it. >> i

it is joanne nosuchunsky. he solved more problems than bleach. former u.s.assador to the united nations. >> she left and it's all right. >> and they are half right. sitting next to me from the brilliant idiot pod cast, andrew schulz. let's start the show. >> has bono found what we're looking for? a solution to violent extremism. the u-2 front man offered an unusual approach to fighting enemies like isis. >> i think comedy should be the ploy. you speak violence and you speak language. but you laugh at them and it takes away the power. so i am chris rock and sacha baron cohen. >> send in the clowns. of course it wouldn't be the first time we used that strategy. who can forget how we won world war ii. jackie mason showed them a thing or two. and milton burrell took down germany. >> what an awful, awful quote. >> that's what we do. we put it in terms of it all the time. >> i think you were killing me when is youtube going to get involved to fight terrorism? >> let's start with what's important. this guy pronounces his name wrong. as any lawyer can tell you when

joanne nosuchunsky. he is so low key i call him e flat minor. nick mullen. he is so dashing he make hussein bolt look like a jogger. editor of the national review, rich lowry. and he is so pro-freedom he makes william wall los -- wall lass look like kim junk u.n. kim-jung-un. let's start the show. >> to quote demi levato, welcome to new york. ahead of the primary, the presidential candidates are all taking a bite out of the big apple. some taking bigger bites than others. that's john kasich having a light snack. it looks like he is eating his fingers. one reporter tweeted kasich is

we know that, joanne. high hope for the kay kay sheen. >> i commend him. i too like to air my social justice grievances on espn. that's where i go. there was a whole bunch of people and people were protesting. >> should they told him to zip up or let it go. >> you have to let it go. >> i say yes. >> i appreciated that. >> coming up, should the government pay for your poetry? we debate next. great time for a shiny floor wax, no? not if you just put the finishing touches on your latest masterpiece. timing's important. comcast business knows that. that's why you can schedule an installation at a time that works for you. even late at night, or on the weekend, if that's what you need. because you have enough to worry about. i did not see that coming. don't deal with disruptions. get better internet installed on your schedule. comcast business. built for business. headquarters, i'm patricia stark. presidential candidate ted cruz adding 21 more delegates to his total tonight. cruz sweeping the republican contest in all seven colorado congressional districts. he c

. >>> red eyes and elite and joanne, well, they know pop culture like nobody else.ing to educate me here next. when you think about success, what does it look like? is it becoming a better professor by being a more adventurous student? is it one day giving your daughter the opportunity she deserves? is it finally witnessing all the artistic wonders of the natural world? whatever your definition of success is, helping you pursue it, is ours. t-i-a-a. >>> joining us now, the co-host of "red eye," and correspondent for the greg gut feld show, former miss usa, joanne. >> wow. you're on it, lou. >> i have to be honest, i'm better with joanne. >> it's her first time on the show. >> it is. >> we're all nervous. >> how many times have i had to apologize to you guys for something or the other. you intimidate me. let's get right to it. charlize theron, a very attractive actress in every way, i'm sure, she says she's too pretty for some rolls. that this happens to all women who are too pretty. your thoughts on this. i mean, this is a major discriminatory -- >> let's start with

the victim, 49-year-old joanne woods. she works as an attendant on a prince george's county school bus. it happened about 1:30 this morning in forestville. joanne woods was standing here with a group of three men. a car pulls up. a man gets out. he opens fire into the group. there's a lot of lead in the air. the three men wounded, one critical. joanne woods, she's hit, too. she falls dead to the ground here. now people around who saw it, people around who heard it they don't want to be seen talking about it. >> i heard, like, 14 shots, pop, pop, pop, pop. >> 14. >> 14 shots. >> when you came out, what did you see? >> i didn't come out. not in this neighborhood, i might get shot myself. >> reporter: joanne woods had one child, her only child. he talked to her last night hours before she was killed. we'll hear from him coming up at 5:00. pat, back to you. >> thanks, pat. >>> it's been less than a week since we got the shocking news of prince's death. now the singer's sister reveals something that could create a legal battle

he says joanne woods turned her life around.a job as a school bus attendant now only to fall victim to the violence of the demons inside. she was a good person. she kept fighting. trying to get her life straight. what happened to her was tragic. >> reporter: police say it happened around 1:30 this morning. joanne woods was with four men when a guy comes buy iny in a c. four men wounded, joanne woods shot and killed. police don't believe this was a random shooting. vernon paige doesn't believe she was the intended target. >> she was a good person. well liked. high spirited. good person. >> reporter: for her to die this way -- >> i never seen her go that way. that's what happens when you hang out with people that you don't know nothing about. >> reporter: so far no suspects no arrests in this case. police have posted a 25,0$25,00 reward. live in forestville, collins, news 4. >>> we turn back to our weather now. chances for rain and cooler weather. >> the next couple of ys much different than what we've been seeing. today we're in

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