joaquin phoenix. from comedy central, larry wilmore. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from frankie ballard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i kid you not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let me tell you, if you are here from out of town, you picked a good time to be here because it's very cold in the other half of the country right now and very, very warm and lovely here in l.a. it was like 75 degrees or something here today. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, i'm a little jealous. at least when the roads are closed in the midwest it's because of something fun like snow. the only time roads here shut down are when parts of bruce jenner's face fall into the streets. a lot of schools were closed today. around the country. the windchill below freezing in orlando today. those who dressed at frozen at disney world were literally froze

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tonight, joaquin phoenix. from comedy central, larry wilmore.from frankie ballard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i kid you not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome.

joaquin phoenix on jimmy fallon >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”!e. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from frankie ballard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i kid you not here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show. thank you for watching.

here's martin short with joaquin phoenix.to find out what -- there's like a secret -- >> it's '70s l.a., and everyone's drugged in it. and he's trying to solve a very bizarre mystery. >> jimmy: that's good, yes. here's martin short and joaquin phoenix in the new film inherent vice." take a look. >> i don't know what this is. >> is it chinese? >> i figured you being chinese. >> what? who are we talking about? >> the golden fang. >> the syndicate. both of us happen to be dentists. syndicate of dentists. long ago for tax purposes. all legit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. purple suit. >> purple suit! december 12th, ladies and gentlemen. >> jimmy: december 12th, "inherent vice." you guys, martin short and i are playing pictionary after the break. it's going to be fun! >> i've never played that before. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ can we get a little help? >>we've got pepsi! >>what if we just take like 15 minutes? halfway through the game? >>they've got pepsi. ♪ so what do we call that? >>halftime. i like halftime. eve

. >> joaquÍn phoenix, josh brolin llegan en in advice.narÁ en medio de una gran intriga tras la visita de su ex y luego su misteriosa desapariciÓn, brolin encarna a un corrupto teniente de la policÍa que se la pasa comiendo bananas congeladas cubiertas de chocolate. cuÁntas tuviste que comer? >> sabes fuimos a ben y jerry y habÍa una caja de cristal con bananas congeladas me dieron nÁuseas es una gran idea cuando lo empiezas va a ser que el personaje las, todo el tiempo y luego inventas que tenga una en cada mano una vez que termina la pelÍcula. >> no more. >> para katherine wathers es uno de principales papeles de su carrera tuvo que hacer un desnudo. >> cÓmo te preparas para una escena desnuda tan largas? >> la gente asume que es difÍcil confiesa pero las cosas que mÁs te dan miedo son trabajar con material malo, compaÑero de escena que no te apoyan, los actores confesÓ, cuando tienes un material fantÁstico como este y una escena tan complicada e intensa y que trata de tantas cosas realmente no es difÍcil. en taken neeson regresa como e

tonight, joaquin phoenix. from comedy central, larry wilmore. this week in unnecessary censorship. music from frankie ballard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i kid you not here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome.

tonight, joaquin phoenix. from comedy central, larry wilmore. this week in unnecessary censorship.usic from frankie ballard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i kid you not here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome.

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. >> there is a good movie with amy adams as the mom and the dad is joaquin phoenix and the son wouldhem as parents. >> or justin bieber. he needs a serious role. >> even with that being the scenario, the mother said the money that came from the book didn't go to treat the kid's care. that's the sickening part. that would be the most sickening. at least you are gone that you prove fit -- profit, take care of the kid's medical bills. >> on that note let's move to something else that is sick. is race part of the race 1234* the reverend al sharpton is not happy about the color exhibited in the academy award nominees. the noms are white and this is the first time since 1998 when joanne was in her 20s. blacks received a scant2% for best picture and best song. so he is calling an emergency meeting of the diversity task force. it is to, quote discuss possible action around the academy awards. he says it is ironic they nominated a story about the racial shutout around voting while there is a racial shutout around the oscar nominations. the movie industry is like the rocky mountains. the highe

tomorrow night joaquin phoenix will be here, the new host of the nightly show on comedy central, larryhere, and we'll hear music from frankie ballard. and monday night guillermo, cousin sal, and i will be in arlington, texas for the first-ever college football playoff national championship game between oregon and ohio state. the reason we'll be there is to honor signs like this one, fan-made fans that have clever saying like -- this "clemson wears cargos." at halftime, i'm going to present the first-ever golden sharpie award to the champion sign from the championship game. someone will be named lord of the poster board. all you have to do is make great sign, bring it to the game, add the hashtag "l-o-t-p-b'. and hold it high in the sky. if you have the best sign, as determined by me, you could go home with the golden sharpie. once more, hashtag "l-o-t-p-b." [ applause ] and we'll see you in texas. also i forgot to mention losers get punched in the stomach. on friday night, our first guest returns to work after six long weeks off and he's so worked up he might bite somebody. season 13 o

agent carter" hayley atwell, chef jamie oliver will be with us, and later this week, bill maher, joaquin phoenixnick kroll, larry wilmore. and music from the lone bellow and frankie ballard. we're off to a strong start for 2015. our first guest tonight is a gifted and highly decorated movie star. you know her from so many things, it would exhaust me to list them. her latest is called "song one." it opens january 23rd. please welcome anne hathaway. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. how are you doing? is it okay at this point to say happy new year, in your opinion? >> i think so. i think we have a few more days. >> jimmy: what is the cutoff date for happy new year? >> like -- i don't -- i think you can go the first week back at work and only when you've seen someone for the first time, so, if see someone twice, you can't say it a second time. then you just got to feel it. >> jimmy: you thought this out. how did you spend the holiday? did you do anything special? >> yeah, my husband and i hosted our -- my family. >> jimmy: at your house? >> at our house. >> jimmy: good times. >> which was a new

and on thursday joaquin phoenix, larry wilmore, and music from frankie ballard. something fun. monday night on espn, the first-ever college football playoff national championship game. guillermo, cousin sal, and i will be there. and the reason we will be there is for this. signs like this one that say gary patterson wears a thong. this is about the coach of tcu and his undergarment of choice. gary patterson gives out apples on halloween. and one more. fatty patty sits to pee. how do they know that? i have no idea. these should not be about gary. monday during halftime, we'll pick the champion sign from the championship game. so if you're a ducks or buckeyes fan going to texas for the game, i cordially invite you to compete to become "lord of the poster board." as we're titling it. make a great sign. bring it to the game. add the #lotpb. hold it up so we can spot it and i will then bestow the winner with the first-ever golden sharpie award. again that's #lotpb. "lord of the poster board," will it be you? probably not, but why not give it a try. our first guest is

joaquin phoenix nos cuenta que le llamÓ la atención. >> otro de los protagonistas de la historia es joshamos a poner un poquito de atenciÓn. esta es la primera palabra. karla sala tiene. >> marÍa la del barrio. marimar. corona de lÁgrimas. >> muy bien! sigamos, karlita. >> tÚ las aves. -la sabes. >> yo soy bien novelera. angelito... Ángel... >> ¿yo puedo arriesgar? >> no, eres del otro equipo! >> carita de Ángel! >> muy bien. seÑoras y seÑores, karla estÁ haciendo un trabajo maravilloso. >> ¿lazos de amor? mi corazÓn es tuyo! >> eso, muy bien! llevan 4. >> mi corazÓn es tuyo... ¿quÉ es eso? amor bravÍo! >> muy bien! falta una nada mÁs. >> yo quiero ser del equipo de anita. >> hasta que el dinero nos separe! >> increÍble, las estÁn pegando todos. >> ale, perdiste mucho tiempo dibujando. >> truenos... la tempestad! >> muy bien, seÑores! tiempo. tengo entendido que en las mÁs que tuvieron fueron el trÍo de las cuÑas adictas. -cuÑaditas. adivinaste las 6 completas, comadre! hicieron una pareja maravillosa, de verdad que sÍ. >> llevo dos aÑos viendo caricaturas en las noches! >> y te quedan m

. >> we mentioned you're the secretary to doc, played by joaquin phoenix. >> petunia leeway is my namest that fills out all of these characters that are in the book, beautifully brought to life in this movie. it's really trippy. >> it's a head trip. it definitely is that. >> i've got to say it's funny. i know it probably is a different funny than people have seen me be part of. i don't even get to be funny in it. it is kind of funny, too. i don't know. but it's -- joaquin is really funny, physically and -- i feel like the more i see it, the more i get the jokes too. >> your long-time partner paul thomas anderson directed the film. he directed "boogie nights," "magnolia." he said this about working with you. it was great. it was easy if you can get a couple of hours to tell her what to do and she does it, i would recommend that. >> he said that? >> to the boston globe, right. what was it like working with your husband? or your partner. excuse me. >> i'm just reeling from how funny that is. it is actually really nice to sort of play dress up and go to work together, you know. i feel like

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. >> you're back together with joaquin phoenix in this role? it seems like. >> something in the universe just put us together and we just have the best time together. we have such respect for each other and we enjoy with working together. so much together that the director had to be like you guys stop talking. we have to shoot a movie. >> last time you were on the "today" show you had just gotten married. since then you've got a little boy. >> yes. >> what's it like to be mom to a toddler and teenagers? >> it's interesting. two different things are happening all the time. it's kind of great because my older kids are just so in love with their baby brother and help out so much. and it's kind of like having this big, extended family. and, you know we always talk about in our house the more people that love you, the better your life is. >> there's a lot of love for you, reese. thank you for sitting down with us. >> thank you. appreciate it. good to see you again. >> good to see you. now here's matt. >>> the hottest food trends for 2015. that's eno