from baltimore, maryland, please welcome joe macleod. [cheers and applause] joe, how you doing? i interrupt your workout? [laughter] >> my mom told me, "always wear a suit." tracksuit, still a suit. you've got a suit on. i got a suit on. i'm good. >> no, i got a suit on. you have a tracksuit on. and a "millionaire" tracksuit. >> yeah, man. why don't you have one of these? >> i didn't know we had them in the gift shop. i didn't know we had a gift shop. well, welcome to the show. and the jack nicholson thing? >> uh, yeah. i got to kind of do that a little bit. >> that's a little "shining" thing going on there. >> yeah, a lot "shining." it's a lot "shining," yeah. >> not the fore--i meant the movie, "the shining." >> yeah, yeah, yeah. no, i thought they put pancake on--okay. >> let me tell you what you're up against. 14 questions, from $500 all the way up to that $1 million prize. and of course, you have your three lifelines. you know what those are all about. >> yes. >> are you ready, joe? >> i'm ready. >> slash jack? let's play "who wants to be a millionaire." [dramatic musical f