(john turturro) there's a lot of joel and ethan in there. fish, fresh fish.john turturro) they're not as much of a pill as "barton fink" is. (woman) let's get to work. it's late, morrie. not anymore, lil, it's early. we were doing a love scene with judy davis and they had written originally there wasn't all this kissing. and i don't think she ran her hand through her hair and then they wanted to do it a little bit different. and i didn't want to. i said, "listen you guys, i have to defend the writers here." and they were like oh, yeah, well, to hell with the writers. i said, it should be really like he's a virgin and everything. and then we came up, i said, "well how about if, you know, she takes my glasses off, totally undressing me?" he looks like a little raccoon, he's a little scared child. when we saw it in dailies, ethan said, "that's really romantic." so i said, "it could use a little touch of sensitivity before what's going to happen, you know." (narrator) producer joel silver, known for the blockbuster films "lethal weapon" and "beverly hills cop" wa

(john turturro) there's a lot of joel and ethan in there. fish, fresh fish.john turturro) they're not as much of a pill as "barton fink" is. (woman) let's get to work. it's late, morrie. not anymore, lil, it's early. we were doing a love scene with judy davis and they had written originally there wasn't all this kissing. and i don't think she ran her hand through her hair and then they wanted to do it a little bit different. and i didn't want to. i said, "listen you guys, i have to defend the writers here." and they were like oh, yeah, well, to hell with the writers. i said, it should be really like he's a virgin and everything. and then we came up, i said, "well how about if, you know, she takes my glasses off, totally undressing me?" he looks like a little raccoon, he's a little scared child. when we saw it in dailies, ethan said, "that's really romantic." so i said, "it could use a little touch of sensitivity before what's going to happen, you know." (narrator) producer joel silver, known for the blockbuster films "lethal weapon" and "beverly hills cop" wa

the only question is whether joel osteen would want to sue. and say, you've damaged my reputation, you've cost me money, you've cost me some esteem within the community, and you ought to pay for that. >> reporter: osteen won't say whether he has any plans to sue. >> i'm really not angry, i don't feel like a victim. i think a lot of it is my personality. i feel too blessed that life is too short to let things like this get you down. >> reporter: a good christian, he's turning the other cheek for now. >> i think to me, they just had too much time on their hands and wanted to create some kind of stir. i don't see it as malicious. >> that's okay, god has something great in your future. >> reporter: abc news managed to contact a man who claims to be osteen's hoaxster. >> how do we know we are justin tribble, how do we know this is not a hoax? >> you don't. i'm kidding, you do. >> reporter: he sent what he said were the receipts for the go daddy account used to register the phoney domain name, plus correspondence between him and npr and "the huffing

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it's to protect billy joel's daughter who is being targeted by a stalker. >> reporter: joel's daughter reportedly afraid for her life when the facebook messages kept coming in. sir paul mccartney's advice helped lead police to a suspect. ♪ notice me ♪ >> reporter: in her 2010 single, alexa ray joel may beg for someone to notice her. it now appears she's the focus of some seriously unwanted attention online. the 27-year-old daughter of singer billy joel and supermodel christie brinkley was reportedly being stalked by this woman for months. cheryl findlay is accused of using a fake facebook account to send messages of rape, assault, and murder to an unnamed victim. >> high-profile, particular lly celebrity people all get stalked. typically, through e-mail. sometimes by telephone. some rise to the level of this particular one. >> reporter: "the new york post" reports the messages had frightened her so much she refused to leave her apartment. her father hiring body guards and a british cyber security firm recommended to him by paul mccartney. when police arrested finley, they found her nak

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no, joel rodman going to north korea. should we be encouraged by this news? >> i think we should be concerned. the last trip was a catalyst for everything that has happened since then. north korea is already the pacific's greatest offensive threat, and now it will be the world's greatest offensive threat on the rebound. rodman will go there and turn them into a basketball power house, the likes of which we have never seen. u.s. gold medal hopes dashed for the next 20 years. >> i didn't see it going that way. rodman says kim jong-un just wants to be loved. if we acknowledge all he wants is a hug why thought give him a hug. >> i think dennis rodman is the early candidate for the nobel peace prize for the coming year. i love he is going there to hang and have fun. some people go to vegas, but he is heading to north korea. god bless him. pyongyang and the beautiful beaches and they will have a beautiful time. really i think this is a sideshow. look at this man. he is like 18 feet tall and his whole face is pierced and tattooed. i don't really know that he -- ther

joel osteen is senior pastor of america's largest church in houston. want to start with you, joel. you say every day is a gift from god. i think those words are so hard to believe right now to people in newtown, connecticut, in boston, and certainly in your state of texas. >> well i see that the opposite in the fact that look how quickly life was taken away. we have to appreciate gifts each day because we don't have a guarantee of tomorrow. our hearts break for those people. there's no great words to tell them. >> how do you do that joel when you're in such pain to look at it as a gift? concretely, what do you say exactly? what are words you use? >> wt i tell people that just lost a loved one, god still has you in the palm of his hand.es there aren' right words. you sit with them. you weep with those that are weeping. i encourage them to take it one day at a time. you get up and think i can't go on for six months. can you do it for 24 hours? god will give you mer and grace for ev >> it was nice to see in boston that interfaith service that the presiden

. >> we talk to anant agarwal, amy guttman, tom friedman and joel klein. >> i do think that the blended model is the one that we can say with certainty is revolutionizing higher education now and actually k through 12 as well. i think it is still, we are not online. because it takes an exceptional person to be so motivated and so creative to do something online and get the same thing out of it as wow would get with having a master teacher. >> i think what online learning and moocs has done it has put education front and center of the national and international eco, i think people are discussing it and i think teachers are becoming rock stars and i think education as a field i think is becoming exciting and i think people who pay a lot more attention to it and i think that is really good thing. >> rose: syria and chemical weapons, online education, taking new strides. when we continue. funding for charlie rose was provided by the following. captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> we begin this evening with the story of syria

the ncaa owns the name joel bauman. >> you are rapping under the name joel bauman, that's the accountant of the record label. the ncaa wants to distance themselves from his gangsta rap style. >> put your ones up if you want your dreams right now. >> but you are a good wrestler though right? >> i like to assume so. >> good, good, good. i mean you are going to keep wrestling, right? >> good, good. >> yes this type of profiting would sully the ncaa's image as stewards of athletics the mission is to exroa tect college sports from the influences of commercialism and uphold the ideal of the student athlete who simply plays for the love of sport. but exucla basketball player ed o'banon think he he is entitledo more. >> i think college athletes should be compensated. >> what for? >> because there is an unbelievable amount of money, billions of dollars being made off the backs of these athletes and everyone seems to be compensated except for the ones doing the work. >> oh, really billions of dollars. our research shows that the ncaa's total revenue is only $6 billion so it's not that many billion

not, joel panser can tell but that. >> my wife has no discretion.she can't read a menu or tell one noun from another. >> his wife of 45 years has dementia, taking away her ability to understand. >> she can't find where to put thing asks doesn't know the names of things anymore. >> for panser it's been a heart breaking two and a half years. he understands today's proposal from the president comes too late for his wife but thinks $100 million is a drop in the bucket. >> i don't know anyone. i can't imagine anyone who isn't touched from parents, children, who haven't been touched by brain disease of one or the or another that. is why it's important. >> joel panser volunteers at the va on a traumatic brain injury research project. he says when you think about soldiers coming home with brain injuries the pro pole poesal is a good deal. >> in connecticut tonight more than three months after the newtown school massacre, lawmakers struck a deal for passage of some of the nation's toughest gun laws. including people who own high capacity magazines must now r

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one big problem here is the real joel osteen says none of this is true. >> all is well.e my faith. nothing changed. >> reporter: we spoke with the pastor who said he finds this mildly amusing. >> i am not angry. i don't feel like a victim. i feel too blessed. life ties short to let things get you down. >> reporter: true to form he is turning the other cheek and spinning this bit of adversity as part of his core message. >> you can't stop everything from happening the you can choose to say god it is in your hand. i am going to move forward. stay full of joy and enjoy this day. >> dan harris, abc news, new york. >> what are the guys thinking? >> isn't it unbelievable? >> that anyone would buy into it. the osteens have been out there such a long time. he began introducing television productions for lakeland church in 1982 at 20. to think he abandoned his faith. >> right there, yeah. right. >> right there, yeah. right. care and styling from the original salon genius, created to let you have it all at an affordable price. new vidal sassoon lets you say no to compromise and ye

it was certainly news to joel osteen. >> my phone started buzzing., you know, calls started coming in, and i thought, "i better go check that." >> reporter: turns out, there was a twitter account linked to a facebook page and a website. an elaborate internet hoax. to be crystal clear, it's not true. >> all is well. i still have my faith. nothing has changed. >> reporter: abc news followed the trail of digital clues to the man now claiming responsibility. >> my name is justin tribble. i'm from minneapolis, st. paul. >> reporter: and how do we know this is justin tribble, and how do we know this is not a hoax? >> well, you don't. no, i'm kidding, you do. >> reporter: to prove it, he showed us what he said was the receipt for securing the phony website address. >> i don't agree with the term, "hoax." i think it's a ruse. it is playful. >> you've got what it takes, this is your moment, the promise is in you. >> reporter: he told us he did this because he admires osteen's skills as a preacher. >> we're not supposed to be dragging through life. get your so

we're getting new details about an elaborate internet hoax targeting pastor joel olsteen.tings and madeup news headlines claiming he was leaving christianity. and now the perpetrator is speaking out. trace. >> trace: the man behind the hoax says he was actually doing a campaign, a media campaign trying to get a hold of somebody he says was essentially inaccessible so he created a fake joel olsteen website and plucked screen grabs from cnn and drudge, pastor of mega church resigned, and olsteen saying i'm no longer a christian, that the bible has been a history book altered and in fact there is zero evidence that god even exists, now, justice trebil is claiming to be the man behind it trying to convince olsteen who address more serious issue, the environment and the obama administration's attempt to dismantle the second amendment. here he is on good morning america. >> i'm a big fan of joel olsteen, i like him, listen to him, i didn't want to hurt the guy or defame him. i wanted a message to get through to this guy, tone down this and get real. >> joel olsteen says he was m

joel, it's good to have you with us this morning.ant to get straight to this report from the ap saying secretary kerry is pushing for a modified version from the ap trading peace for settlement drawdowns. do you think that that old approach, what's old is could be new again, could be best? >> well, thomas, secretary kerry's presence here, now the second time in two weeks has a very strong signal that the administration intends to engage on the peace process. and the reaction is positive here in israel. i'm hearing from israelis that they want to see an american involvement, that they're looking for a political way out of this impasse. but it does mean that there will need to be creativity. there's going to need to be patience in washington and there's going to need to be compromise here. so lool looking at all of the proposals that have been out here, including the peace initiative is very important to make sure no stone is left unturned. >>> when we talk about being creative, we know john kerry was in turkey yesterday urging that co

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. >> andrew dares a buddy joel to go on the stage and give this girl a kiss. >> his sms nervous.is walking up the stage. around the back, up the stairs -- a peck on the cheek? is that worth $1,000. apparently this really embarr s embarrassed andrew. the guy that we think is really brave, that does all of this stuff, he chickens out. >> that was a hard core rejection. >> that is not rejection, that is a woman protecting herself. >> the moment was over after the first kiss. he should have just paid up the money and left it at that. >> let's call this pigeon and pooching. we have a pigeon that has the utmost patient with what looks like a puppy. >> does the dog know it can fly away? >> it does, but i think he is being patient. he's like i'm not going to be rude -- >> he really messing that bird up. >> i think it's so used to be petting, and i he is trying to pet the pigeon. >> he's like i can't fly away, look at all of this free bi birdseed around. >> this dog, let's just say, needs his own dog getting on a sled and going down the hill. >> that's awesome. >> that's great. >> and the

we have joel, conan, and sawyer. >> we had a lot of fun. my little brother did something to cut his teeth on. when kids pick up something dangerous. they have a knee jerk reaction. >> what did the kids think of it? >> they liked it quite a bit. >> what was it like to see yourself holding a light saber in this video? >> good. >> it's an awesome video, and from all of us, may the force be with you. >> also with you. >> so your girlfriend just dumped you and you want revenge. how do you do it? how to get sweet revenge on facebook. take a picture with a girl, but don't show her face. start making posts about things she complained about. it's really important she doesn't think you're doing it to get back to her. there's more to the picture that meets the eye. did you notice anything in these pictures? no, but she did. >> this is all assuming your ex didn't unfriend. she is going insane to find out whose this is. tampons are the ultimate way to tell your ex-girlfriend you're in a deep relationship. this is where you will get a really big pay off.

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when it's not, joel can tell you about that. >> my wife has no discretion. she can't read a menu anymore. she can't tell one noun from another. >> reporter: his wife of 45 years has semantic dementia, a disease of the brain that is taking away her ability to understand. >> she can't find where to put things. she doesn't know the names of things anymore. >> reporter: for him, it's been a heartbreaking 2 1/2 year, and he understands that today's proposal from the president comes too late for his wife, but he thinks the $100 million, that's a drop in the bucket. >> i don't know anybody -- i can't imagine anybody who isn't touched either from parents, children, who haven't been touched by brain disease of one sort or another. that's why research is so important. >> reporter: joel panzer volunteers at the va on a research project investigating traumatic brain injuries. he says when you think about the number of soldiers coming home with brain injuries, the president's proposal seems like a pretty good deal. in the newsroom, mark matthews, abc7 news. >>> it's 5:15

. >>> Él es ivÁn montero, y dijo que va a financiar la pelÍcula de francisco joel mendoza. >>> es unao que cuenta mucho. >>> aclarÓ que no serÁ el Único que aportarÁ dinero, y ya pudo revisar el guiÓn. >>> hay muchos productores, soy solamente un coproductor, lo Único que aportarÍa es capital, el libreto estÁ hecho, es la razÓn por la que quise ser parte del proyecto. >>> ya la familia de "la diva de la banda" desaprobÓ esto. >>> crees que tendrÁs problemas con la familia? >>> ojalÁ no sea un problema, y si lo fuera me gustarÍa que lo sea. >>> se rumoro que alicia machado le podrÍa dar vida a "la diva de la banda." pero dijo que las audiciones no se realizaron. >>> angÉlica vale es una de las que me gusta. >>> y hablÓ de la pelea de la familia. >>> desearia de todo corazÓn que no estuviera pasando esto. >>> nuestro encuentro fue en el salÓn que inauguro hace 4 aÑos junto a su amiga jenni. >>> quÉ recuerdas de jenni? >>> una mujer que siempre luchÓ por lo querÍa e hizo muchas cosas que mucha gente no se atreve. >>> y tambiÉn le encomendÓ su imagen a jacob. >>> tu conoces mi carÁcter, l

that is why the research is so important. >> joel volunteers o at the v.a. investigating traumatic brain injuries. when you think about the number of soldiers coming home with brain injuries, the president's proposal seems like a pretty good deal. >> katie: new this morning, bank of america and merrill lynch are running a program. they will have free access to several bay area museums with them picking up the tab. it included chabot and contemporary jewish museum and legion of honor. and given how damp it is outside. nice day to check out a museum. >> great day to go to the museum especially when it is free. [ laughter ] >> and live doppler 7-hd which has been somewhat busy. it is picking up some rainfall and moisture in the air but a lot of it is not making it to the ground. the rainbow in ukiah and we're getting light rain falling over parts of the coast in the north bay. san francisco had about hundredth of an inch in the last six hours. other reporting stations not getting much rainfall at all. you'll find some light rain over highway 1, marshal, south o

. >>> joel y su esposa sonados Ícono de las prosperidad a nivel internacional.ada no ven que un pastor tenga presentaciones similares a las de una estrella de rock. >>> me siento honrado por ello y mucho, no pensÉ en hacer esto y sÉ que habrÁ gente que nunca he visto antes, y me hace querer hacerlo mejor posible y tratar de animarlos, asÍ su vida mejor. >>> alguno cristianos tambiÉn le molesta que no mencione directamente a satanÁs los pecados y el infierno en sus sermones. >>> lo hago, pero siempre he sido una persona positiva, asÍ que lo hago de una forma positiva y ademÁs creo que mucha gente ya tiene demasiado en esta vida que los empuja hacia abajo y se sienten culpables, bastante golpeados por la vida y cuando vienen a dÓnde me presento yo, quiero tratar de levantoarlos y decirles que sÍ se pueden superar, dejar pasar ese error o mala relaciÓn o lo que sea. >>> yo siento que quiero empujoarlos hacia adelante. >>> dice que dios tiene un plan para la vida de todos o, e invita a encontrarlo. >>> tu puedes hablar con dios como hablarÍas ra con un amigo, creo q

that's why this research is so important. >> reporter: joel volunteers at the v.a. project investigating traumatic brain injuries. when you think about the number of soldiers coming home with brain injuries, the president's proposal seems like a pretty good deal. mark matthews, abc 7 news. >>> it is 6:16 now on this saturday morning. frances dinglasan here with a look at the forecast. we have some showers moving in, light rain? >> starting to see some of it hit the north bay coast. i'll go to it and show you the areas of light green. we're showing you a loop over the past three hours. basically, it's coming from the west and notice it's staying north of the golden gate bridge. we're getting the tail end of a system. and i'll show you, we'll zoom in a bit and see light rain falling over highway one, fort roth, still moving towards santa rosa, not quite making it there yet. but with some of the light rain and showers, we're seeing cloudy conditions, especially along the coast. right now, somewhat limited visibility as you drive across the golden gate bridge. you can't

. >> anything to get her -- >>> joel osteen, did you see that story? >> i saw that as well. you're getting nothing but trouble on the world wide web. >> somebody came up with a website. >> didn't they go to an awful lot of trouble to do this? >> it looked just like his website. it said he had renounced the church, he is now an atheist, et cetera, et cetera. and i guess people started believing it. they had to come out with a statement. >> somebody went to an awful lot of trouble to do something that's ridiculous. >> what is everybody doing? >>> can we show this putin video? no. it was so -- >> i thought it was vulgar. i didn't like it at all. >> this doesn't show the truth. what happened was, a bunch of girls ripped their shirts off and decided to protest. >> and i do it all the time. nobody cares. >> what you don't see, is here's putin and there's video of him. i want you to go online and look at it, not right now, but after the show's over. putin -- he's giving two thumbs up. that's the initial reaction. >> like, yeah. >> that's what he does, right away. >> like frat house

>> so we have shawn, and joel kimly. >> i'm shawn marsini. i want to talk about item 3. >> good afternoon, supervisors. i'm angie men ken chair of the group and i'm here to support this legislation. we are in full support of it. i think it's very important for the excelsory neighborhood. thank you very much. >> good afternoon, i'm president of the merchants and residents association and resupport the legislation and welcome your support. thank you. >> thank you for being here. >> okay. is there any additional public comment? seeing none, public comment is closed. >> okay. just want to urge your support colleagues. this is something very meaningful to a wide varied -- variety of people in our district. i urge your support. >> thank you. supervisor kim? >> i was going to make a motion to move with recommendation to the full board. >> i would be happy to support that >> yes. is that a motion to forward the committee report, supervisor? >> motion to include a committee report. >> thank you. i will be supporting this. i will say this is an on goin

. >> the policeman who has hit her, joel francisco, calls another officer. >> dewey presley is a duie investigator and on the dui task force with the hollywood police department. >> dewey presley is soon joined by three other police employees. and what happens next is caught on officer presley's dash cam. >> stand here for me, please. there's two things going on here. >> i'm sorry. >> number one, you were involved in a minor crash. >> but if she wasn't in the car when it was hit, how was she involved in the crash? >> number two, in the course of me speaking with you, there's an odor of alcohol coming off your breath. you're a little lethargic and your speech is lethargic and you may or may not be driving impaired. >> before administering sobriety tests, presley reads alexandra her rights and questions her about the accident. >> you're accelerating from a stop. you got to about 30 miles an hour, then you all of a sudden -- this cat jumped out, and you slammed on the brakes. >> i do. >> so someone behind you who's also just starting to accelerate forward -- >> yeah. >> there would be n

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frowny pants joel berg of the new york city coalition against hunger. >> the whole reason the sequestration more media coverage is because it's affecting poor people most. >> so nobody's really been affected. >> tens of millions of americans have already been affected. it's a shame on the nation. >> soñr it'sÑi all overblown th. >> al already, there's bye-bye a $5.1 million cut nationwide in soup and money going to soup kitchens. >> soup cches, come oeverybody knows -- >> the sequester say joke. >> it's so funny, even the soup kitchens are lawflg. >> we serve 1,000 people a day or more, cut almost $200,000 every year for the next four years. we've had to cut back on some things we serve. ( laughter ) for some people, it's the only food they're going to receive for 24 hours. ( laughter ) >> i guess another way to say that is-- >is--. >> no soup for you! >> this is a manufacturing crisis that-- that the president is trying to make out. >> just ask dr. versaka, of north shore hematology, oncology associates. >> the sequester cuts have made it too costly for us to treat up to 5,000 patients her

we track down the man who says he spread word that joel osteen had given up on god. >>> and kitchen cam. news today about how much food america wastes. so we use our cameras to show one family all the money they're throwing away. >> good evening. tonight there's urgent new evidence that north korea is ready to launch a missile at any hour, any moment, a show of force, a defiant test of world reaction. abc news has been told that the fuel has been loaded. the missile is on the pad. and our bob woodruff is in south korea to bring us more details right now. >> reporter: the top u.s. defense official responded to kim jong-un's rising rhetoric today. >> north korea's actions have been skating very close to a dangerous line. >> reporter: there is some anxiety growing on the streets and in the subways of seoul amid south korean news reports that emergency threat levels jumped to watchcon-2, which is one step away from war. even as koreans went about their daily routines, young koreans, who have lived through the endless propaganda and missile tests for decades, now even they are starting to wo

each plant has to be harvested up to eleven times a season they sit in the entity joel. give us come out of one of these issues and you'll absolutely so you can see why you need. these sort of clothes but. when you think about holding each one of these sacks weighs around forty kilos and they're delivered daily to the new processing plant. is part of all the load from the fields and we're going to see how it's into the sea. might seem works only automated production line and that's a two man job. just about but if. they hear they go to the steamer the temperature is ninety degrees you. get you know after that they're cooled by this ventilator they are. going to be then they're weeded out a. bit but then they're dumb to go into a roller which whips them. what they teach on the tealeaves then subjected to easing with. the results look a bit like this. the process to use send to the packing factory and it's ready for the show. that is the team making process from start to finish now all that remains is for me to sample the goods myself. and i have to say that drinking mount

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joel osteen is one of the most powerful pastors in the country. if he lost his faith it would be a huge story. the problem is this story is apparently not true. >> before god will release big blessings, he will give you small tests. >> reporter: every sunday he proclaims his faith in front of 45,000 members of his texas megachurch with an audience of millions watching at home and online. ♪ do you believe the lord is good ♪ >> reporter: you can imagine the reactions when they saw this official-looking website with the special announcement from the pastor reading "i am leaving the christian faith." the site is elaborate complete with a youtube video featuring rather ominous muse tick and pictures of news stories on cnn and accompanying twitter account with this message supposed from him declaring "there is zero evidence the bible is the holy word of god. in fact, there is zero evidence god even exists." the problem is the real joel osteen says this did not true. >> all is well. i still have my faith. nothing changed. >> reporter: overnight we spoke

he's a legend in the business who has worked with giants including billy joel, paul simon, barbra streisand, fring sinatra and ray charles. >>> finally, justin bieber's brand-new pet monkey, yes, he's got a monkey now. why not a goldfish? it was kwaurn tquarantined at at because of insufficient papers. don't worry, he's doing okay. >> is biebs doing okay? he's the one i'm worried about. >> some reports saying the name is mali. it gets more and more interesting with justin bieber. >> he's bored. that's all i can say. >>> this comes to us from kxas in dallas ft. worth where one couple overycame their darkest ever. one of the nation's full transplant patients was married in the same spot where he wasser is veerly injured in 2008. weems met jamie nash after her own nearly fatal crash in 2010. the couple say they plan to put their painful past behind them. >> so much in common. they can relate to each other. >> love it. i'm richard lui. this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> leading the news in "the l.a. times," charged egyptian satirist remains irr

. >>> we learned that billy joel's daughter was the victim of a stalker.bout rape and murder. >>> george bush can now be called grandpa. >> jenna and her husband henry welcomed mark r ed margaret lau haguer. congratulations. >>> this happened at the zoo in wichita, kansas. >> watch the goose facing down a gorilla. it goes on the attack. the gorilla is left with nothing to do but to retreat. >> don't count the underdog out ever. >> come on, gorilla, man up there. >> for some of you, your local news is next. [ male announcer ] every day, thousands of people are choosing advil® for their headaches. my name is sunshine and i have three beautiful girls. i like taking advil® for a headache. it nips it in the bud. and i can be that mommy that i want to be. ♪ [ male announcer ] take action. take advil®. [ dog barking ] ♪ [ female announcer ] life is full of little tests, but your basic paper towel can handle them. especially if that towel is bounty basic. the towel that's 50% stronger. in this lab demo even just one select-a-size sheet of bounty basic is stronger