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he has a devoted fan base. >> i'm joel mchale. >> no, i'm joel mchale. >> he's burst into fame for hislaimed sitcom "community," a show that has yet to renew for next season, angering its fans. >> we saved greendale. >> so "the soup," "community," white house correspondents' dinner, was this always the plan? >> this is exactly how i wanted my career to go. >> do you think this gives you the respectability you are looking for? >> absolutely not. >> joel sat down to tell me how he has prepared for what might be his toughest crowd ever. >> what i've learned is there are so many powerful people, rich people that long ago they made enough one and have enough power to never laugh again so they want to hear jokes about them. even though they might not want to be roasted, they are the most important person in any other room so they want that feeling. >> i think you got it down. >> see, i'm going to say it to them. >> the white house correspondents' dinner has been criticized a lot for reporters being too chummy with people in power, for all of the celebrities that now come. tom brokaw started

>> joel mchale is great. just be clear the standup comedi comedian, this is not a fun gig.t's not a great gig to prepare for. you're nerve-wracked sitting there for two hours next to the first lady, scratching jokes off, writing more jokes. the best moment was when he made fun of chris christie. i'm not a fan of the fat joke, it's too easy and done but i think we have a clip of it. could we role it? >> governor you want bridge jokes, half and size. i could go half and half. i know you like a combo platter. now i get that, i'm sorry for that joke, governor christie. i didn't know i was going to tell it but i take full responsibility for it. whoever wrote it will be fired. but the buck stops here, so i will be a man and own up to it, just as soon as i get to the bottom of how it happened because i wasn't aware it happened until just now. >> oh my goodness. >> beautiful joke, exquisite joke. victor, i said coming into this, an element of truth, a nugget of truth is what makes the comedy the best. >> absolutely. >> was anybody squeamish? i don't know why, i have a hard time see

joel mchale after him.want to talk about two things that make us especially intrigued about tonight. "house of cards" and "scandal," two of the biggest shows out right now. both have the allure of washington. all the drama, all the pressure, all the suspense. and they'll both play out in real life tonight at the white house correspondents' dinner. chris witherspoon sat down with tony goldwyn. he attended the president's dinner for the first time last year. he talked about what that was like. >> i didn't get to meet the president last year. hopefully i will this year. darn it. i'm stalking him. the dinner was so much fun last year. you know, truly, there are just so many brilliant people that live and work in this community. part of the fun of being here is it seems so crazy, really. i mean, this confluence of hollywood and washington and this mutual fascination that we have for each other. you know, for me, i've always been enamored, you know, kind of obsessed and fascinated by washington and how it works.

[laughter] joel? live in a country where reporters can give a head of state a hard time. then give him the chance to return the favor. we also know that not every journalist is so fortunate. tonight,e celebrate our thoughts are with those in places like ukraine and afghanistan. everything, risk their lives to report the news. and fair for full access goes beyond the chance to ask a question. african-american might be barred from journalism school. effort, black editors and publishers began meeting. they met with the president himself. one made history, he was not always welcomed by the other reporters, but he was welcomed by the president. i'm very happy to have you here. he made history. we are so proud of him and his family. [applause] for over 100 years, even as the white house correspondents association tells the story of progress, you have limited two. yes, radio television and internet reporters as well. sure that our fundamental commitment to between the action -- interaction between those who

i thought it was a lot of fun. >> i can't wait to see joel mchale. i can't wait to see what he's going to do. i think he's going to be special. might be dangerous. >> i love seeing old friends from washington, and i always look forward to the president's speech. presidents tend to be really funny at these events. it's not a sight we often get to see. i'm looking forward to the president's speech. i hope it's funny. >> i love the first lady.

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>> joel leija goes to court and gets an earful. >> you shot my son. rot in hell because that's exactly where you deserve to be. >> i was a deputy sheriff here in kent county for about five years. i worked in training. i worked as a corrections officer. >> he once patrolled these housing units. now he stands accused of a heinous crime. zoirchlgts as a 25-year veteran of the kent county sheriff's department and the highest ranking uniformed officer in the jail, captain rapid where i has seen a lot. one thing in particular might come as a surprise to the public. >> one of the secrets of the corrections world is how many inmates actually admire the deputies that work in the housing unit. when the corrections officer that the people who are in jail look up to and highly regard and respect -- >> how are things going overall since you have been here? >> it's been going pretty good. >> that corrects officer is modelling the kind of behavior that we desire. >> stay out of trouble. do what you got to do while you're down here. >> that really honestly does have

did joel mchale go too far when he talked about governor christie?le around the water cooler where andrew hosted snl. what he found about the country's commitment to beyonce? and it ain't pretty. that and much more on a cinco de mayo monday. the table is set i'm type e. my golden years will not just be gold plated. i had 3 different 401(k)s. e*trade offers rollover options and a retirement planning calculator. now i know "when" i'm going to retire. not "if." (meowright on cue. (laughs) it's more than just a meal, it's meow mix mealtime. with wholesome ingredients and irresistible taste, no wonder it's the only one cats ask for by name. . >>> welcome back, everybody. earlier in the show we went through highlights of this weekend's correspondence dinner. tell your friends that the first one was held back in 1921. about 15 reports and administrators attended that. this year more than 2,600 tickets sold out in just a matter of seconds. let's huddle around the water cooler and check in with lewis, who is going to break down what we saw this weekend. happy

but the thing we have to remember about joel is that joel on the show "the soup" and that is promptero say he didn't write it. >> this is extreme nitpicking reality shows. >> ben jones, i have to ask you something. >> yes? >> don't start your speeches with the -- i know something about the negro. >> that was -- hey, you know, don, this -- what's so interesting, race was much more present this year than any other year of the obama presidency. but there was a comfort level with it. people were joking and playing with it. not the we can't talk about race or we have to be so serious. there were serious moments but i thought it was amazing how everybody was able to find humor they could be comfortable with race. did you notice that? >> no question about it. clive and bundy was a major punch line and a realtime moment. but one of the best jokes also was when the president said that john boehner had been getting so much heat that it shows that orange really is the new black. >> that was -- that killed. >> listen, we're going to have more of the best moments from tonight's speech coming up. a

[laughter] joel?his happen to you , tonightous note reminds us that we are lucky to live in a country where reporters can give a head of state a hard time. then give him the chance to return the favor. we also know that not every journalist is so fortunate. tonight,e celebrate our thoughts are with those in places like ukraine and afghanistan. everything, risk their lives to report the news. and fair for full access goes beyond the chance to ask a question. african-american might be barred from journalism school. effort, black editors and publishers began meeting. they met with the president himself. one made history, he was not always welcomed by the other reporters, but he was welcomed by the president. i'm very happy to have you here. he made history. we are so proud of him and his family. [applause] for over 100 years, even as the white house correspondents association tells the story of progress, you have limited two. yes, radio television and internet reporters as well. sure that our fundamental

let's welcome our headliner this evening, joel mchale. on community joel plays a preening self obsessed narcissit. i want to thank the white house correspondent association for hosting us tonight i am a little jet lagged from my trip to malaysia. the lengths we have to go to to get cnn coverage these days. i think they're still searching for their table. msnbc is here. they're a little overwhelmed they've never seen an audience this big before. but look, everybody is trying to keep up with this incredibly fast-changing media landscape. i got a lot of grief on cable news for promoting obamacare to young people between two fronts. but that is what young people like to watch. to be fair i am not the first person on television between two potted plants. sometimes i do feel disrespected by you reporters but that is okay. seattle seahawks corner back richard sherman is here tonight. he gave me great tips on how to handle it. jake tapper don't you ever talk about me like that. i'm the best president in the game! what do you think, richard? is th

let's welcome my headliner this evening, joel mchale. [applause] plays a self he assessed narcissist. this must be a real change of pace for you. [laughter] to thank the white house correspondents association for hosting us here tonight. i am happy to be here even though i am a little jet lagged from my trip to malaysia. the links we have to go to to get cnn coverage these days. [laughter] [applause] i think they are still searching for their table. [laughter] msnbc is here. a little overwhelmed. they have never seen an audience this big before. [laughter] but look am a everyone is trying to keep up with this fast changing media landscape. for example, a lot of grief for promoting obamacare to young people on between two ferns. but that is what young people like to watch. and to be fair, i am not the first person on television between two potted plants. [laughter] sometimes i feel disrespected by you reporters but that is ok. tonightsherman is here and he gave me some great tips on how to handle it. jake tapper, you ever talk about me li

what can we expect from joel mchale tonight?hat joel mchale is young enough to relate to millennials and this new generation of folks that might be watching. he's also distinguished and knows how to related his humor to obama. i think we'll see obama cracking up tonight. he's fun. he knows how to let humor make fun of himself. i have no doubt in this guy's abilities. >> there is, of course, a fair amount of room for failure at these things. we've seen a few hosts fall flat. stephen colbert, in fact, that performance in 2006 fell flat, you might say. take a look. take a listen. >> i stand by this man. i stand by this man because he stands for things. not only for things, he stands on things. things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. and that sends a strong message that no matter what happens to america, she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world. >> nicki, he of course talking about president george w. bush. what's the worst mistake nikki, that one could make a

but how did funny man joel mchale fare as the headlining host?pro-russian violence in ukraine. is moscow ginning up the violence to justify further military incursions? >>> and circus performers hung by their hair. escape a death defying fall, all caught on camera. definitely not party of the show. this is "way too early." hey, hey everybody. good morning. i'm thomas roberts. it's monday, may 5th. welcome to "way too early" the show that loves cinco day mayo. even though we only speak spanish un poco. we're going to work on that. we want you to take a shot of te quit tequila every time we talk about the white house correspondence dinner. let's talk about what we know overseas and in ukraine the violence is spreading deeper with street violence e is rupting. hundreds of militants storm on monday dmond dmanding they be released. the men smashed open doors,

go around our group here and get a read on how joel mchale was. >> you know, i actually talked to joels writers before it. and i was incredibly impressed with how much they had prepared for this thing and how much studying they'd done in reaching out to previous comedians. i thought he was great. i've been to almost every one of these dinners since 1998, sad to say, and i thought he was one of the best i'd seen. i thought he had a nice flow of going over the line with a few jokes which if you're a comedian, that's what you're speesed to do, come to washington and make fun of the most powerful person and people in the world, that's what's great about our democracy. >> but did anyone else feel that he was sort of reading his jokes? >> he didn't have his material memorized, but that's not unusual at these dinners. >> that's normal. honestly, it has more of a roast feel to it than it does a stand-up monologue feel to it. >> exactly. >> they read off ipads, they read off papers, that's okay. i agree with ryan, you can make fun of everybody. but it should be funny. so many of the joke just d

>> that one joel mchale riff that you guys played, that was brilliant. that was just really well delivered. he hit the timing and it was pretty funny. but i agree with you. i saw governor christie.

joel johnson, johnson brunettety president, with three long-term investments picks. todd horowitz down in the pits of cme. todd, let's talk about the interest rate. it is almost like a collapse. it has gone down 21 basis points just this month on the 10-year. what is that telling you? >> hi david, hi liz. depend on what side of the camp you're in. if you're a bull everybody is selling foreign debt and buying u.s. foreign debt is much higher and selling into arbitrage. you're a bear, money is coming out of the stock market going into the bond market. those are the two arguments. the truth of it is, the market is a dull market. there is not much going on. people are getting a little bit edgy. i think there is little bit of money flowing into the bond market. i think you see a little bit of fear. vix is not showing a little bit of fear.

joel, wonderful to have you as well. todd horowitz we'll see you when we come back after the break when the app statute furs close. david: thanks, guys. will it be iphone 6, or iwatch or maybe the itv we heard a lot about. that is what folks are asking when apple kicks off the developer's conference. cantor fitzgerald top analyst says none of these things are coming. he still sees the stock moving higher, over 100 bucks higher. why? he is here to tell us in a moment. liz: some banks raising a red flag, warning that profits could take a hit this quarter. we'll tell you who is sending out the warning signals. david: also there are some companies that can't wait for summer to start. among them six flags entertainment. will hot weather mean a thrilling ride higher for the stock as well? we'll talk to the ceo of six flags exclusively. liz: we want to hear from you. we'll be talking to "forbes" women's editor about the new list of the most powerful women in the world. who do you think should be at top of the list. "forbes" 100

that was joel mchale. we will be talking and reading about that speech tomorrow, the next day and the day after that and the day after that. joel mchale, just a few minutes longer than president obama there. but there you have it. that is the 100 annual white house correspondents' dinner. let's bring the panel back alicia quarrels from e deen down in miami standing by for us and they start to wrap up things in the ballroom. we'll get to the president in just a moment. we're going to play a few chunks of what he said. let's talk abyour friend and colleague, joel mchale. >> he killed it and i told you he would. >> you think he killed it? >> i do. >> i think that's going to be one of the speeches that plays one way in the room and folks watching at home maybe something entirely. >> folks at home will say that was mean. you have to like the humor. what he did in that room is what he's dpun for years, the one liners those zingers at the end, thanks for watching c-span viewer. that's what he does. >> in the room

joel stanley runs one of the largest marijuana grows in the state of colorado.t's a family owned operation. the five family brothers went into business in 2008 under the medical marijuana laws passed in the rocky mountains state. jesse stanley supervises the marijuana lab. >> lot of failures lots of successes but we started growing to help cancer patients. from cancer it turned into multiple sclerosis, it turned into diabetes. >> soon a lest known plant compound caught the brothers attention. cannabidiol. they decided to are breed a strain >> people call it the hippie disappointment. you could smoke it all day, and you wouldn't become high. but we still grew it. so much, that it hurt our other crops. >> it wasn't until the stanleys met charlotte fiji that they were convinced that it could help children. charlotte severs from gervais syndrome. charlotte just up to five at the time, was having up to 500 grand grand mal seizures in a month. >> joel says hey, there is a woman who wants to treat her daughter with cannabis. i said you're crazy. that's going to end up

he's billy joel's saxophonist.e going to get a live performance from him coming up in a little bit. >> we got to hear a little preview earlier this morning. fantastic. you're really in for a treat. >>> we begin this half hour with a story that is sure to put a smile on your face. a man who was homeless for 20 years waking up now in a place of his own. thanks so an internet frankster a -- prankster and a bunch of people who wanted to do something good for somebody else. >> reporter: lucky wasn't always a word you would use to describe eric orsby. just a few weeks ago he was homeless. and could never have dreamed of this. >> this is yours. >> you've got to be kidding me. >> reporter: a new house. and over 7 million youtube views. thanks to a story that has touched hearts around the world. magician prankster rohad hossain. usually known for pranking through-throughs with a driverless car. or seen walking on water. picked eric for a new kind of prank. >> i'm going to give him this supposed winning lottery ticket. >> $1

community and the soup comedian joel mchale spared no one in his mono log.ld you hear the growns in the room as he gave the business to everyone from president obama to hillary clinton, to vice president joe biden, and even senator ted cruz. >> the tea party, anti-socialism and anti-immigration so, it makes sense that their hero is a cuban from canada. poignant. that one was poignant. it's crazy to think that joe biden is only one heart beat away from no one taking him seriously as president. i'm sorry for that one. speaking of digestive systems, chris christie is here. he is actually here tonight. wow. sir, you are a glutton for punishment. here we go. >> at about the same time on "saturday night live" writer leslie jones was making her on screen debut. jones, writer laqendra, were all hired by snl earlier this year after the show came under criticism for its lack of a black woman cast member. on saturday this is how jones was introduced to the "snl" audience. >> the way we view black beauty has changed. look at me. see, see, i'm single right now, but back

alexa ray joel is the daughter of billy joel and christie brinkley. she opens up in an interview.old me about her recent health scare, her new looks and being the daughter of these megacelebrities. ♪ we skipped the light fandango ♪ >> reporter: when listening to alexa ray joel sing, it's clear music runs in her blood. daughter of rock legend, billy joel, and supermodel christie brinkley, the 28-year-old singer/song writer is stepping into her own life. and has found her own voice on stage. when did you first discover that you, indeed, did have an ear and a voice for music? >> i think it was just always innately there. i didn't know i wasn't a star growing up. i thought i was the star because my mom was always videotaping me. my father was always sitting at the piano, accompanying me while i would sing. >> reporter: fast-forward to today, alexa is a star on the rise, with recuring gigs at the carlisle hotel in new york. but last month, she experienced a scare at her closing performance. had an incident right here on this very stage. you collapsed. tell us what happened. >> i think

. >> billy joel wants to start a super group.t one problem. ♪ only the good ♪ die young >> fellow rockers saying sorry, billy, we don't do oldies. that hurt. that really hurts me. he's the only one i listen to. mornings are better with friends. >> you're watching "fox & friends," the number-one morning cable news show in america. ♪ >> welcome aboard, folks, live from studio e in the heart of manhattan, the world's number one cable morning news show, thanks to all of you. >> i'm sure of one thing. when you were going to work today, was it pouring rain? >> it was. >> did you think our barbecue segments were in jeopardy? >> nothing stops dave. he's going to be out there shortly. >> and the rain was pouring. >> everyone is little excited about that barbecue. >> famous dave under the canopy. it is barbecue time, also fleet week in new york city. we've got a busy day. we start things out with heather nauert and the news. >> can i say this? if you're a member of the military here on fleet week, we will give you free food today. come on

what the fellow who founded it, joel rose, what he did, he thought if you went to sleep 130 years agond woke up today, the world would look very different. transportation, television, almost everything. one thing would look similar, which is the classroom. so joel rose thought, what if i experiment with different modes of education within the same classrooms? some kids sit with the teacher. some sit with other kids to work on math problems. some have a virtual tutor on a computer. some play a computer game. take every kid and experiment with each kid learning in different styles and then at the end of the day test each kid to learn how did they best learn a particular piece of material? and overnight your algorithm computes for each kid how they american best. they come in next morning and have a play list to determine what they should do the following day based on how well they did with which stipe styles of learning the previous day. brilliant. i can't say it will work and pushback from teachers unions immediately, let's say. but if you want to think about taking a situation like ed

, that chris christie hired a law, conducted an internal investigation and here's joel mchale parroting chris christie. >> i just looked into it. it turns out i'm not responsible for it. justice has been served. >> a the love people thought there were one or two too many christie jokes last night but he laughed through it all. >> i think he laughed through some of it, he was laughing on the outside, i don't think he was laughing internally. the bit mchale did was funny. the weight jokes felt excessive and too much and too many of them and on and on and on, and at a certain point, pick one or the other, but both seemed too much. >> there were a about the of bill and hillary clinton references. clintons are in the news all the time. >> you noticed that? >> i do notice that. >> what? >> first this is bill clinton's at georgetown university earlier this week, his context is obamacare. the former president saying with he in the political media are the problem because once we get fixated on something we won't let it go. >> there is a craving that borders on addictive to have a storyline and t

probably didn't feel too good for joe biden. >> joel called me the skinny man at msnbc.h at all. but margie, krystal talked about the glitch. there was one technical glitch with one of his jokes. watch this. >> george w. bush took up painting after he left office which inspired me to take up my own artistic side. i'm sure we've got a shot of this. maybe not. the joke doesn't work without the slide. oh, well. assume that it was funny. >> that was the one glitch. that's the picture that didn't come off. the first lady was supposed to be holding up what the president would have allegedly have done. i don't think so. but that was the joke that we missed sitting there that night, marge. >> that's a good one. look, again, it sort of -- i mean, that's a joke that makes him look good and makes former president bush look good. that's a softer joke. that's not one of the more roast type of jokes he made. but by and large, most of the joke he is made really -- he really nail themd. i thought he did a really grad job. it's hard to criticize his performance. he's very slow and the wa

so let's start with joel.ve me a sense of what you've been working on in terms of technology and policy. >> yeah. my area of interest is that we're at a inflection point in history. for the first time this hundreds of thousands of years, our technologies are not aimed outward at modifying our environment in the fashion of fire, clothes, cities, agriculture, space travel. increasingly, these technologies are aimed inward at modifying our minds, our memories, our metabolisms, our personalities and our kids. and if you can do a all that, you're in the stunning position of being the first species to take control of your own evolution. not inçó some distant science fiction future, but rightÑi now, on our watch. ..ÑixdñrçóÑiÑiñr he point 9 out the move into cities for us happened very, very quickly, as a species over a thousand years. when we moved into cities it was a fundamental shift into society for several reasons. we needed business models and new laws to live as opposed to family groups we had. number two, it

if joel mchale was assessing he would say he was healthcare.g healthcare.gov'ing all over everybody.e talked about healthcare.gov, kind of became the moniker for everything that's bad. he had a little fun with that but he had some zingers, too. we were watching, we were cringing a lot. on our air on the coverage, ben stein was none too happy with joel mchale's assessment with c chris christie. i thought he got mean from actor to actor, the robert de niro line was a gut puncher when he said his agent picks up the phone and says he'll do it because robert de niro is one of the legendary actors but he was an equal opportunity offender. >> one of the people that took a real hit was new jersey governor chris christie in the audience, clearly losing weight but the scandal, the questions surrounding bridgegate and closing the bridges kept getting nailed not only by the president but also by the comedian joel as well, and they hit him on his weight. which didn't really seem fair to me. >> don't you think he knew he was going to get it, though, coming? >> you got to know. in the audience you

here's abc's amy robach. ♪ >> reporter: when listening to alexa ray joel sing, it's clear that music daughter of rock legend billy joel and christy brinkley, the 28-year-old singer/songwriter is a star on the rise with recurring gigs at the carlisle hotel in new york. alexa made headlines after this photo sparked rumors she had undergone extensive plastic surgery. there are people who claim she has had so much plastic surgery. tell us what is truth and fiction. >> it was interesting because they were comparing pictures of me when i was 16 to 18 to recent pictures of me now and i'm 28 years old, so of course i look different. but i can tell you right now that the only thing that is true, which i actually was very open about, was that i did have rhinoplasty surgery, but no, i haven't had anything else done. i don't even dye my hair. >> reporter: speculation and scrutiny have been part of her life since she was a little girl. as a daughter of mega celebrities, what was that pressure like for you? you obviously emerged in such a beautiful way, but the journey had to be tough. >> it was.

joel mchale of nbc sit come "community" headline it had event.ton as well. >> hillary clinton has a lot going for her as a candidate. she has experience, she's a natural leader and, as our first female president, we could pay her 30% less. [ laughter ] that's a saving this country could use! >> yeah, i was there, too, my buddy alicia quarrels of "e" tweeted this picture of the two of us. that's a jenny packen dress. anyone could have worn that and strld looked fantastic. >> i could have. >> what did you think of the whole event? >> it's our prom, everyone calls it the prom. i've been doing this for years, i went when i was a staffer. it's a lot of fun. i don't go to the dinner because when the president locks you down you can't leave for three and a half hours so there's rather things i'd be rather doing than sitting in the hilton eating bad food and drinking bad wine for three and a half hours. >> it wasn't that bad. >> i had a bitter dinner, trust me. but it's a fun thing. and the president is as untapped into d.c. social life as he is, he love

>> yes, and the president walked right up to the line, and joel mchale was way over here.like he did not get the spirit of the event. it is one thing to take shots at people, but it is another thing to make the fat jokes and be totally over the line. and chris christie's fat jokes is not creative and it is not funny or worth the risk. >> and we will jump ahead to question three so the control room knows, because the president did make fun of obviously the bridge scandal, and then mchale got in some tougher shots, i think. take a listen to that. >> washington seems more dysfunctional than ever. gridlock has gotten so bad in this town, you have to wonder, what did we do to piss off chris christie so much? >> buckle up, chris christie, excuse me, extender buckle up. >> that is not the only -- >> poor taste. >> i wonder just to play devil's advocate here, and you have a combination of the laughter and the growning at some point in the dinner. >> yes. >> and is it a cheap shot or reflective of people's thinking? >> well, the thing is that the dinners are supposed to talk about

we have to talk about joel mccale. he just wasn't good. it wasn't just the jokes weren't good, but he was clearly reading them off a sheet of paper and there was no sense of timing or anything. the other thing is if there is a republican president make fun of the president. that's lame. make fun of the guy who is there. the biggest thing about this is there may have been a time when the white house correspondence dinner and the social media has ended that. you have grown men and women taking selfies with celebrities. -- monstrocity and they need to stop tweeting. it is the biggest naval gazing event. >> the best part are the people who climb over each other to get a picture of somebody they don't like. you see that on both sides. they will spend a year dash --] bleep [all over each other. there he is, george clooney. it is a sweaty event. it is sweaty and clammy. a lot of preening and craning and a lot of this and then hopelessness on their face when they see somebody and that persons does president recognize -- doesn't recognize them. >>

i was ready for it, just like i'm sure joel is ready.ork with some writers. when i did it, the clintons were not there. they were in africa. so i had to get some cut-outs. i'd see the card boards around town. i said let's put one in the chair so i can feel like they are here. >> okay. >> but leading up to it, you're sitting there and all you're thinking about is your act. you're looking over your notes and trying to pretend you're having conversation with john mccain, who was sitting next to me. and then they finally call you up there and you do it. >> what's that moment like when you get there and looking at the audien audience. do you freeze? >> you know it's not your typical audience. it's not the people that would come to see you at a theater. they are there and you happen to be the guest speaker. and i remember finishing my thing and in hindsight there was some jokes i wouldn't have done. but i remember -- peter jennings came up to me afterwards as i got back to my seat. he came up to me and he looked up and he goes, don't feel bad,

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talking about joel mchale. but it was interesting to me. edgy, i thought he pushed the envelope, and there were times people were laughing very loudly even if they were then looking around going am i allowed to laugh at that? >> i saw a lot of open mouths. like i can't believe he said that. >> and then they laughed and then, oh-oh, did the camera catch me laughing. >> will.i.am, there's a lot of hand wringing in washington over whether this was gotten too big. what do you think of the spectacle? >> last night? >> yeah. >> it was cool. i mean, i'm used to like the brits and the grammys and i'm used to, you know, a different environment. you had a lot of like, you know, politicians, celebrity-ticians. >> he's not impressed. >> we're not used to all those events. we're going to leave it there. will.i.am, to the round table, everybody, thank you so much. we'll leave it there this morning. thank you thank you for joining us. if it's sunday, it's "meet the press." good monday morning. right now on "first look." high flying drama. terrifying momen

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>> joel mchale used to be a frequent guest on this program. love the guy. couldn't believe he took the job of wanting to emcee this event. that's a no win proposition. >> no win proposition. he was pretty sharp in a few areas. some people thought he went over the line. especially the chris christie weight jokes and things like that. i did see chris christie later who understands that if they're talking about him, that he's in the game. that the republican side, he's still very much at the center of what could be happening moving forward. they were even posing for pictures. look, any of us have to be able to take a joke and take a shot at one of these dinners if you're going to make it through the night. >> off the topic of the dinner i do want to ask you about former secretary of state condoleezza rice. she has now dropped out of an appearance as a commecommenceme speaker at rutgers university. there was a controversy there about her role in the iraq war. it's years past but are you surprised at the level of concern there? >> sometimes it does surprise me t

>> indeed, i am joined by joel founder and ceo of gotham. thanks for joining me. difficult time for stock pickers in the market and we are in a market where people are giving specific ideas on stocks to invest in. why do you feel this way? are always good investment ideas out there. what i mean by that, right now we look back at the market over the last >> decades and the large-cap market as represented by the russell 1000, when we look back over history, we are on the 44th percentile towards expensive for that market cap weighted index. which means the market is -- it has been cheaper 56% of the time over the last few decades. when you look at the equally thehted index, meaning russell 1000, we are in the 21st percentile, which means the cheapest values -- why is the market cap weighted index cheaper? the microsofts and the apples of the world. a markete looking at cap weighted index like the s&p 500, you can have a rough time if you are randomly picking stocks. a different story for the russell 2000. that is actually in the sixth percentile towards expense the l

joel . so i asked him how he prepared. probably known, at least among a certain audience, for making fun of kim kardashian more than john boehner. so how does one prepare for the white house correspondents' dinner? do you just watch c-span? >> no, i just won't do any political jokes at all. i'll stick strictly to kardashians, a lot of single mom stuff from mtv. i think the crowd will get it. >> you think the crowd watches the reality -- >> definitely. i think they watch "the real housewives of atlanta." everyone can relate, don't you think? >> no. >> he has a lost jokes at the expense of the media. i'm h i'm hazarding that cnn will take a couple of licks as well. of course, it's all in good fun. >> have fun. i won't be attending but enjoy it, mr. tapper. >> wait a second. you were my date. you're not coming? >> i will be on a beach in mexico. >> we'll talk about this afterwards. >> awkward. bye, tapper. see you at the top of the hour. let's move on. >>> 276 girls are abducted from a school in nigeria, taken from their beds

let's start with joel. give me a sense of what you have been working on in terms of technology and policy. >> my area of interest is we are at an inflection point in history. for the first time in years, our technologies are not aimed outward at modifying our environment. increasingly, these technologies are aimed inward admire to find our minds, memories, capitalism's, and kids -- metabolisms and kids. canou can do that, you become the first species to take control of your own evolution. i have written a book called "radical evolution." significance of this is we are not just talking about the internet. michael? >> one of the things i work with a lot of companies on -- that is what i do now -- having worked at the washington post and new york times, moving into the new century, i have declared victory. [laughter] moved on to help other corporations who have similar issues. comes down to the virtualization of the world. ofare moving into a period time. called the essay natural history of urbanization were t