from john heys, i would love for you to possibly help me with my profits on speculation accounts. thank you for watching john. for your surprising confidence in my marketing experience. i'm afraid it may be just another one of those aspects of being on tv that doesn't mat uwith reality. however, your call was timely since this week the stock market is puzzled over how a speculating trader with a firm of jp morgan managed to loose $2 billion in one swoop. while there is one message about how remarkable it is they could calmly acknowledge think and still operate normally another is the nature of all the markets where people like you are trying to get some return on their money. this includes comedy markets. they are reaching levels that reinforce my belief that kitchen is to hot for this farmer to go into. while spec trader dear sir make money on the whole they don't. morrises my advice is to put a grain thing okay car deal or bung year, even a coop. let -- while producers manage straight forward delivery risks, there is a very good reason we show that risk discalculate disclaimer ab

john. >> hey, jim. second time, long-time.ith the question europe being very weak right now and the ecb keeping interest rates low is it a good idea to look into investing in german companies that export out of the e.u.? i would think with the weak euro it would help german industrials and manufacturers that export. if you agree do you have any companies that you like? >> the only one that i have really been a very, very big believer in, and it hasn't been great so i don't want to tell you you that should be in there buying the heck out of it, is siemens. there's the problem. i don't like europe. so the moment i say that here's a european stock, i'm going to hurt you. so the answer is i'm not recommending anything from europe. nothing. not bonds. not stocks. not currencies. nothing. we've got a brutal game of chicken going on. whether it be krchblt oq au vin cacciatore. hanshin. pollio loco. this is no way to run a stock market. just find some real good stocks, u.s. stocks, good dividends, retail, restaurant, ride it out. "mad

, john, good morning. >> hey bill. in washington when you got the political fight of the sent re playing out in madison, wisconsin? >> watch out. he may be heading your way. john, i just want you to know. you have a double-duty today. a real challenge because, look you've got me, and you know where i stand on this recall. i am a go tom barrett we have major garrett who wants to know what the hell? a good reporter. % >> what's happening on the ground? >> what's happening on the ground? >> first of all, what's happening as you see it out there? >> well, we are lucky because we have a confluence of events that ought to make you feel good and ought to inform major . >> all right. >> first off, the race has been a total rollercoaster. the best way to understand it is -- and both you and major being so engaged in politics for so long will get this one. the wisconsin fight had the nomination of scott walker's challenger on may 8th. the election is on june 5th. that means a one-month period passes. >> right. >> by comparison i

. >> this is john. hey, john. good morning.harkin. >> good morning, bill. good morning, senator. senator, i am so glad that you touched on the gay marriage thing. it's such a non-issue in fonda. i heard our governor on a different network. we can't say msnbc. >> not saying it, john. >> on a different network and saying that -- that he thought this was going to be such a hot-button issue, he thought right down i-35, that the people on the east were going to be, you know, such anti-high gay marriage and anti-thing. let's be honest senator. you and i know this is all because bob vanderplats needed a job and so they hired him, and they got him on there. they gave him a buzz. he went and ran and got those judges out so he set their hair on fire. you know where i live? i live in steve king's district. >> i am aware. i know where fonda is. >> it's such a non-issue here i don't see anybody saying anything? this just destroyed everything. i was telling -- >> john, got the call. we have other calls we have to take. i appreciate that. he

. >> angie welcome, you are on with john fugelsang. >> hey, how is everybody. ♪ angie, angie ♪ >> i wantedour big black back stephanie. >> thank you. as the official black-arican i'm working on all of the men around to move to accept gay marriage. >> right on. >> if they want to have the same piece of toast for the rest of their life, more power to them. >> i would like to call on every straight woman in america to offer a threeway if that is what it takes to bring your man around -- >> i'm done for the cause. >> well hell! i don't know how i knew that you and jim would be supportive of that john? >> i had a great threeway with you and aisha tyler -- >> yes, and by that way that has gotten about a billion hits on youtube. >> i hope boston is ready for this. >> aisha wasn't quite tea bagging you, john -- >> aisha was doing simulating tegging while i was tea bagging. >> yeah. it was pretty hot. and as we speak the tickets are flying out the door in boston -- >> i'm going to tea bag myself this weekend in the parker play house. >> don't forget to stretch. >> hey, barry. >> hey, stephanie. how

hi, john. >> hey, steph, hey, jim, hey, chris. >> hey!ffense of trying to overthrow the government. it sounds like the little things they are trying to do -- because turtle said he is going to drop obama from day one, it sounds like they are trying to do a little bit of treason. >> it's -- it smells treasony with extra treason berries. representative judy choo yesterday. >> let's call this bill what it really is. not the violence against women act, but the open season for violence against women act. >> and good morning, congresswoman thank you for taking time to be with us. >> what a treat. now i hear the band is going on tour. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> get your tickets. >> there you go. >> get your tickets at the l.a. show. >> i know it is close by. >> july. there you go. congress woman this is stuff -- that you always go how can this be partisan and it's hard to believe how they have watered down this bill. talk about that. >> it is an amazing time we live in. we assume by now that every woman in america should be protected from violence

maryland men and women, johns hopkins and, hey, don't forget loyola of baltimore. now, the lady terps bowed out last night in the final four. today the maryland men and loyola looking to punch a ticket to the championship. let's take a look. greyhounds first. how about josh hawkins from way out distance. not a problem. he had two goals. that gave the greyhounds a two- goal lead. eric mussy, go ahead greyhounds and leave the driving to us. mussy on the doorstep, he had five goals from maryland. loyola advancing to monday's final with the 7-5 win. coach afterwards getting a little choked up about mussy and the win. >> he's such a leader in the locker room. he deserves all the success he's given. he's gone through so much to come back and be a part of this for this year. we're all so proud of him. it's emotional. they're a special group. >> so emotional. all right. maryland/duke in the rubber match. griffens, we gotta give the georgetown prep guys a nudge. he has two goals in the game. kevin cooper scoring. right now 6-4 at the half. we will have, of course, the final

. >> it's the john and pam show. >> hey stephanie hey everybody. >> hi, john. >> i just want to let youome to a little country town in the rural parts of ohio. we have a young man back at -- last year 2011 we wore a shirt from the day of silence that jesus was not a homophobic, and the principal told him he had to take it off and this that and the other things. and the district court and everything here in ohio granted the young man $20,000 and that there and everything on settlement that his first amendment rights and his belief and everything was violated. >> good. yay! can i talk to pam. i'm sorry i was missing something in my life, and it's pam. >> how are my favorite three people in the morning? >> how is my favorite two people. >> i was going to be quiet, but i got to talk to my baby in the morning. >> that's right. it's the john and pam show! we need a jingle. >> that poor child, stephanie, they ridicule him in this place. he came out that he was gay in school, and the kids accepted him. it was the adults. >> yep. and here is a side fun fact, pam. jesus was not homophobic. [ bell

. ♪ the circle of life >> that's what elton john would want, too. hey! got a rare look inside the workings of a fire. check this out. the two-story house fire and this firefighter approaching a very well-involved fire. he grabs lis tank, throws it on and right through the front door and begins attacking this fire. fire bursting out of the upstairs doorway. you see the firefighter approaching and going upstairs. you hear him thumping around making sure the floor is safe to walk on. goes upstair, where the fire seems to be coming from first. one of his other buddies says, watch out to your left. >> i've always wondered what that looks like, with them when they go into a burning home. so this shows exactsly what they have to deal with. >> get in there. slow down. >> a couple of his other partners find a hot spot. bust out the wall material. he gets in there with the hose. >> move that. >> right here. >> the whole new perspective. think of this happening at night? now that i'm seeing it from the inside. it almost takes your breath. >> were they able to put o

john. >> caller: hey, i want to let you know that your eagles placekicker, alex henry, is a hero around here. i'm in nebraska, actually. >> well, we need another hero. >> caller: yeah. >> kind of the opposite of tina. >> caller: he is going to win some games for you down the road. >> we need that too. 8-8 don't cut it in this game. what's going on? >> i'm looking to open a small position on diamond foods, dmnd. they've got a new ceo, and they will restate past earnings in june. what do you think? >> i like to see those restated earnings. accounting irregularities mean to me you have to see a couple quarters before we really know what is going on. i really still don't realize what happened. we don't really know what went on at diamond foods. i'll tell you something, until i see a report that tells me what it's really worth, i'm not going to go down that food chain. it's too dangerous. financial engineering, it's like the machine gun in world war i. it can't be stopped, and it's aimed right at you. "mad money" will be right back. >> coming up, glass half full? an invasion of european headlines

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. >>> top white house official on the stand today in the john edwards trial. hey deputy white house press secretary jen palmieri who was a communications adviser for j john edwards and a close friend of the late elizabeth edwards. when reports of edwards' affair surfaced she told him apparently speak budget campaign for president, don't think if it's true you'll be able to survive it because she said the story got right to the heart of what people liked about him. palmieri said she was summoned to a meeting at a hotel room in davenport, iowa, attended by both the edwards' as well as wealthy trial lawyer fred baron and his wife lisa bloom. he gave hundreds of thousands of dollars to try to cover up the affair, though by the time of this meeting, october 2007 much of the story was in the process of being revealed. when she got to the meeting palmieri said elizabeth edwards was very upset because baron and blue had been in contact with edwards' mistress rielle hunter. she learned lisa had taken hunter on a shopping trip. they tried to explain saying keep your friends

. >>> top white house official on the stand today in the john edwards trial. hey deputy white house press secretary jen palmieri who was a communications adviser for j john edwards and a close friend of the late elizabeth edwards. when reports of edwards' affair surfaced she told him apparently speak budget campaign for president, don't think if it's true you'll be able to survive it because she said the story got right to the heart of what people liked about him. palmieri said she was summoned to a meeting at a hotel room in davenport, iowa, attended by both the edwards' as well as wealthy trial lawyer fred baron and his wife lisa bloom. he gave hundreds of thousands of

so john gets like, hey, liz, what are you doing with josh? oh, my god, we had the greatest time. we went here. so then i started sending him pictures. the first picture, that's liz mahoney. >> jimmy: lovely, by the way. >> thank you for saying so. not that she's my -- anyway, she's wonderful. this is publicist of john brolin and john krasinski, but loves josh brolin more. this is liz mahoney and josh brolin on the plane to europe having a frigging blast. >> jimmy: yeah, like ultra first-class. [ laughter ] >> this one is john krasinski's. trying to be a good sport about everything. but obviously sending a message, a very clear message. >> jimmy: he's not in first class. >> this one is liz and myself in rio, having again, a great time. but we would say to we're not having a great time. so this is liz and i in cancun, not having a great time. and this is his response. >> jimmy: yeah, he's in pittsburgh. >> so now it's getting angry at this point. so now liz and i in paris, liz and i at in germany. now we have liz and i in london, in front of big ben and then finally before you show

congress why was this morning his sense flown back to miami florida where he joins us from now hey there john again i guess start out by talking again tell me a little bit about you know the center piece of your findings that you presented to congress today sure so the congress today presented actually a little more detail than that we saw that you tube video there there are several exploits that myself have identified these body scanners and one of the videos is just a nice one because it's so easy to do it doesn't really take anything and it's effective for objects large enough to be a firearm or even larger than that. presented those details to congress so that they can be kind of demand some accountability from the t.s.a. and you seem to be somebody that congress wouldn't want to be associated with somebody that's sort of testing the government were you surprised when they invited you to sort of share what you had learned with them. you know. i can understand having having that kind of point of view but but congress. is a little more accountable to its constituents and congress needs to.

hey john. >> hey clayton, you need a parenting book. you and dave. >> i do.that department. can you call me afterwards and maybe you can help me break down and keep me from doing what some parents are doing. we put this handy dandy graphic together. what in the world is going on here. parents still paying for things like the average electric bill, they are paying for services, 42%. they are paying for graduation, 35%. they are paying for car payments, 23%. the average payment for a house payment $3,000, shelling out all kinds of money. what is going on here, john? >> remember this study has not revealed if this is a new trend. it may be that they always paid this. i would doubt that. because kids go to college longer now. kids who shouldn't be in college are grad school are pushed to go there by government. and the prices are way up because the government gives the colleges and the students all this money so the colleges compete on recreation facilities and hiring assistant deans of affirmative action. inflation has been 150% in the past 20 years. college tui

john out in lakewood, new york. hey john. >> caller: good morning, bill. >> bill: yes sir. >> caller: i was watching the program last night on another network about the situation room last night. one thing was with very, very surprising to me. that the president of the united states asked the vice president when he was trying to make the decision go or no go and believe it or not, through his restation between the vice president and the president, the vice president basically said no, i don't believe we have enough intel and the vice president took it upon himself to think about it overnight and the following morning he said let's go, let's do it. >> bill: by the way john, it wasn't just joe biden but it was also secretary of defense robert gates at the time who said -- >> caller: that's correct. i'm glad you pointed that out. >> bill: the two of them said you know what? we just don't quite have it. the president said let me sleep on it. by the way, at the time, if you recall some people jumped -- dumped all over him fo

most important but, also, this is a part of who i am and to see a prominent senator like john mccain still say, hey, you're my friend and you're a dam good sheriff and enough of this matters. that means the world to me and to have all my local officials in pinellas county to stand with me, it's really been tremendous. >> i know it's tough for you because you don't want this to be a referendum on mitt romney or the party. you're afraid to criticize the party. there's tough love. you can't criticize something you like, especially when it needs correction. >> it seems likes you're hedging a bit, a bit more than you might want to. >> you know why? because i believe the best way, a lot of us in the republican party get offended when you shove things in their face and it's all demanding things. i think they respect more about me that i've never done that and it's like, paul's a good sheriff. performed and done all these things and it's changed a lot of hearts. i believe that. it's not oech oh it's acceptance in the fact that the republicans are still super supportive of me to the fact that i have 75% of

but also this is a part of who i am and to see a prominent senator like john mccain still say hey, you'reend, you're a damn good sheriff and none of this "f"-ing matters. that means the world to me. and to have all my local officials to stand with me, it really has been tremendous. >> i know it's tough for you, because you are -- you don't want this to be a referendum on mitt romney or the party. you're afraid in a sense if you criticize the party, there is tough love. you can criticize something that you like, especially something that needs correction. are you afraid to be critical of the party or mitt romney? it seems like you're hedging a bit, a bit more than you want to. >> you know why? because i leave the best way -- a lot of us in the republican party get offended when you shove things in their face. i think they respect more about me that i've never done that. it's like wow, paul is a good sheriff. he's performed, he's done all these things and now it's changed a lot of hearts, i really believe that. it's not there with the same opinion of myself, but it shows a greater measure,

reporter roulette and begin with joe johns where another of john edwards former aids took the stand in his campaign finance fraud trial. heyooke, john davis was the close e staffer to former senator john edwards all the way up to the point in january 2008 when he suspended his presidential campaign. davis recounted a moment at the westin south field after he was told reel hunter traveled with edwards to record web videoses about edwards had come to an end. he said he was surprised to meet hunter after weeks of not seeing her and got off an elevator with hunter and got onto another one and continued to his hotel room on the same floor where edwards was staying. davis said he called his wife to tell her what happened and when there was a knock on the door and it was rielle hunter. she told him she and senator edwards were in love and edwards was concerned that he, davis, had seen hunter in the hotel. davis said he didn't care because he was focused on the campaign and later he spoke to edwards and ed washds asked if he had run into her. he told davis that rielle hunter was crazy and denied there was an affair. yesterday one

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. >> john, it's like saying, hey, that's a basketball team.ames, but don't know how to play good basketball. it's an attack on every business, because every business does the same thing. you try to schihrink what's not growing and grow what is. >> is it dumb or a building block to something else? >> well, it's clearly a building block. a couple points, first of all, corporate profits are as high as they've ever been right now. ceo pay is as high as it's ever been, and the stock market's at an all-time high. so we actually are seeing a lot of profits without enough jobs. so that theory doesn't work. the mistake that's been made with this bain conversation, i think, is that nobody's connecting the dots. really, except the president, which he did yesterday. he said, it's not that bain capital is a bad company or private equity is a bad thing. it's that this does not make him a job creator. and by the way, the dot to connect is that when this the guy had a chance to be at the head of government in massachusetts, massachusetts was number 47 out of

features plants that came to be before or during the time of dinosaurs, or what john would refer to as the second grade. >> hey hey hey! hey! >> reporter: sorry about that. laura hodges, good morning to you. >> hi. >> reporter: these plants, mess a so i can area, this is the try as i can period, 250 million years ago. we have a lot of ferns? >> correct. it was a super continent. imagine the shore lines. plants that point are crawling out of the water onto land. lots of ferns, horse tails, lots of these in front of us. >> reporter: dinosaurs weren't until the jurassic period. >> as plants evolve, animals evolved alongside. the most famous are the dinosaurs. >> reporter: they start to eat the plants. >> imagine he is trying to probably eat all of the plants. you can see this one in front of us, really thick leaves, sharp spines, trying to come up with any way to defend itself. >> reporter: like the monkey puzzle tree, that's from chile, defense mechanism. you say lots of scratches. >> well cut up, they defend against me triumphantly. >> reporter: 65 million years ago we see flowers because plants realize we have

senior national correspondent john roberts joins us live from charlotte with more on this issue from the tar heel state. heyeporter: good morning to you, mart that. it was a year ago reb that the democrats chose charlotte for their convention. since then the first weapon state legislature in a hundred years has settled in. the unemployment rate still remains the fifth worse in the nation and the state passed a very strong constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage days before the president came out in favor of it. additionally the democratic governor here is not standing for re-election and the republican contender is leading in the polls. all in all the indicators are not about good for the president in november. a lot of people are beginning to wonder, was it such a good idea to have the democratic convention here? >> it seemed like a good idea at the time. it sent the right message for democrats, that they were going to fight. as it has happened, with lots of different events, including the gay marriage referendum, and the fact that some polls now have romney leading in north carolina, maybe it w

let's go to john in new york. >> caller: hey, jim. i'm calling about herbalife, hlf. it was doing great. then david einhorn made some comments about it and it went off a cliff. >> meanwhile, cnbc.com, herb greenberg has done some unbelievable writing about hlf, which has kept me from sticking my head into the lion's den. but the ceo, he can answer the questions. john in florida. >> caller: hi, jim. i'd like to know your opinion about blue nile, nile. >> too dangerous for me. up a couple bucks maybe. >> sell, sell, sell. >> wow, discretionary goods, i'm going to wait right now. that reminds me more of fossil than of tiffany. jeremy in florida. >> caller: a big boo-yah from indiana university. >> oh, man, we love kelly school of business. what's going on? >> caller: my question for you is if facebook ipo is going to affect trading on zynga. >> it's a $5 billion company. i've been staying away from all the ipos. i love the product. whether it be yelp or zynga or literally away. the only one i like is linkedin. let's go to bernie in south carolina. >> caller: hello. >> wh

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