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john oliver joke, by the way. that guy is hilarious! >> john: thank you, john. john hodgman, everybody. we will be bright xppppxppxpxppxppxpxxxxxx (cheers and applause). >> john: welcome back, my guest tonight a filmmaker whose upcoming documentary for hbo is called "gideon's army." >> the judge is going to tell you that the state fails to prove their case it is your duty, you must acquit. that's the beauty of this system. it's set up to give people the presumption of innocence. to give them an opportunity to not just be heard but hold the state accountable. you want to take my liberty, you've got to do it right. and if you don't, acquit. the fifth amendment to the united states constitution guarantees it. >> john: that's what i'm talking about. please welcome dawn porter. (cheers and applause) the documentary is mind blowing. >> oh! >> john: "gideon's army." we've all seen in detective shows throughout our childhood you have the right to an attorney. >> right. >> john: and, of course, that's only about 50 years old, that right. >> it's exactly 50 years old. >> john: so gideon's army is
john oliver joke, by the way. that guy is hilarious! >> john: thank you, john. john hodgman, everybody. we will be bright xppppxppxpxppxppxpxxxxxx (cheers and applause). >> john: welcome back, my guest tonight a filmmaker whose upcoming documentary for hbo is called "gideon's army." >> the judge is going to tell you that the state fails to prove their case it is your duty, you must acquit. that's the beauty of this system. it's set up to give people the presumption...
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john! john! >> yeah. excuse me, john, john! i have breaking news. aasif mandvi, have a go. it off your chest. >> john, i'm here at the utah server farm where the n.s.a. combs through terabytes of data on u.s. citizens looking for patterns. >> are you actually going to file a real report? >> yes. that's my job. >> that's fantastic. please, aasif, continue. >> okay. well the aggregated data paints a clear picture of what a terrible job you, john oliver, are doing. >> you can't say that. i've only been here for six minutes. >> i know. i know. >> and buzz feed just posted the 27 worst moments of john oliver's first six minutes. oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. a new hash tag trending. john oliver blew a great dane. >> that can't be possibly something that is trending. >> it wasn't but it is now. so you're welcome. [bleep] you. >> thank you, thanks, xppppxppxpxppxppxpxxxxxx ddiodow$bkbobo3/do3/3/dodo%ocopo [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome back. my guest tonight a very funny actor whose new film which he cowrote and codirected and stars in is called "this is the end." >> how ar
john! john! >> yeah. excuse me, john, john! i have breaking news. aasif mandvi, have a go. it off your chest. >> john, i'm here at the utah server farm where the n.s.a. combs through terabytes of data on u.s. citizens looking for patterns. >> are you actually going to file a real report? >> yes. that's my job. >> that's fantastic. please, aasif, continue. >> okay. well the aggregated data paints a clear picture of what a terrible job you, john oliver, are...
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john? >> john: what is the bottom line on edward snoweden? heroic truth teller or weasely traitor? >> well, did snowden snitch on you? >> johnn he's a whistle-blower. >> john: what if he had blown the whistle on me. >> oh, well, then he'd be a snitch. >> john: so it's really just a question of semantics. >> no, no, john. whistle-blowers enjoy a privileged status. they get legal trials, high-profile media coverage, adoring fans. >> john: and what do snitches get. >> don't you know? (laughs) snitches get stitches. (applause) >> john: i've not seen that side of your personality before, sam. >> it's there. the problem is no one ever thinks they're a snitch. everyone with a camera phone thinks they're a hero shedding light on injustice even if that injustice is having to pay for a coolatta. >> i was here last night and niti forgot to give me a receipt. this is being rohr recorded on facebook. i'm going to get a million (bleep)ing hits. you didn't give me my water or my coolatta. this is about to go live bitch, right on facebook. so i hope you're happy with your little sand (bleep) self. (audience reacts) >> john: holy (bleep) >>
john? >> john: what is the bottom line on edward snoweden? heroic truth teller or weasely traitor? >> well, did snowden snitch on you? >> johnn he's a whistle-blower. >> john: what if he had blown the whistle on me. >> oh, well, then he'd be a snitch. >> john: so it's really just a question of semantics. >> no, no, john. whistle-blowers enjoy a privileged status. they get legal trials, high-profile media coverage, adoring fans. >> john: and what...
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john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. ner. >> yep, just pay a guy 5 bucks and he'll juggle sharp knives while saying your name. that's the world we're living in right now. the dude really did do this. this is mr. marcus who is juggling these knives. he has a fiber page which you may have heard of where you can go and pay people five bucks to do all different things. he's a professional street performer and entertainer. you look on his page he has all sorts of options. i think it's pretty cool. for 5 bucks? can't get much for 5 bucks nowadays. >> that is true. >> maybe you can pay five bucks and have him do something even weirder. >> i think i'm the only one that thinks this is really weird. >> oh, it's weird. >> it's definitely weird. >> he's doing it. find your passion. see if you can make money at it. >> until someone offers to do it all for 4 bucks. >> capitalism. >> john tanner! >>> rolling down the hill is about to get a little more rugged. >> keep your head, your hands and your feet inside the tire. >> if you're up f
john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. john tanner. ner. >> yep, just pay a guy 5 bucks and he'll juggle sharp knives while saying your name. that's the world we're living in right now. the dude really did do this. this is mr. marcus who is juggling these knives. he has a fiber page which you may have heard of where you can go and pay people five bucks to do all different things. he's a professional street performer and entertainer. you look on his...
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we'll go with steve and rick and rich and elizabeth and sabrina and john. john, ould customers like us be able to sue in >> yes, we should be. companies should not be helping the federal government to snoop on us. we have to ask ourselves how much liberty we are willing to give up in order to create the false ilsion of security. to live in a fro society, rsks arvolved. the risks e worth to to have what we have. >> steve, if i am buying a service and i don't wnt them to share the service th the vernment should i be able to sue them if they do against my will? >> companies for a impossible positi. if they help out the governme they are snooping on privacy. if they don't help out the government they are helping terrorist. the focushould be on the government and labuses,on't brg in compies that are doing the bt and caught in an impossible position. >> sabrina, the government made
we'll go with steve and rick and rich and elizabeth and sabrina and john. john, ould customers like us be able to sue in >> yes, we should be. companies should not be helping the federal government to snoop on us. we have to ask ourselves how much liberty we are willing to give up in order to create the false ilsion of security. to live in a fro society, rsks arvolved. the risks e worth to to have what we have. >> steve, if i am buying a service and i don't wnt them to share the...
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respects, john, this was an example of, you know, good, old-fashioned bipartisanship to some extent. >> john: what are the chances the bill will survive in the house, michael? >> zero. let me say -- >> john: any form of it? >> well, you know, they're not going to take up this bill at all. according to what john boehner says. they're going to pursue their own bill. and we'll see what their bill looks like. their bill is going to have, presumably, much tougher border security measures, even tougher and path to citizenship, i don't know. may not even have one at all. probably won't have one at all. now, if it doesn't have one at all, then, of course, you know the process. your viewers know the process. there is a senate bill, a house bill, then they go into conference to try and iron out the differences between their two versions and come up with a final bill that goes back to each house for a final vote. if there's no path to citizenship in the house bill, this was all about really, a path to citizenship. i don't imagine that there's anything to iron out in a conference committee. so it just kind of dies sometime between now and december is the probable guess of most people, unfortunately.
respects, john, this was an example of, you know, good, old-fashioned bipartisanship to some extent. >> john: what are the chances the bill will survive in the house, michael? >> zero. let me say -- >> john: any form of it? >> well, you know, they're not going to take up this bill at all. according to what john boehner says. they're going to pursue their own bill. and we'll see what their bill looks like. their bill is going to have, presumably, much tougher border...
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john-john has been on the disabled list and so the foot was braced and he is working off of the injury, and he executes this. >> i hope some still photographers there, because it would make an awesome shot when he is so high above the wave in the air. >> and what do you do now, he is only 20. >> you find the perfect girl. >> the adventures of johnohn and the adventures of the perfect girl. >> and i have couple of videos off people who are doing things that seemed like a good idea. in the first one, this guy, dan, he created his very own homemade zip line and he is at a p buddy's house and he is about to test it out. >> homemade zip line is not a good idea. >> it is difficult to watch. >> oh, no, right on his head! he falls right on his neck. and you can almost hear some cracking. listen. it sounds awful. so you do immediately see him getting back up. he did end up getting two broken vertebrae from this, but apparently, he is recovering very quickly. here's another video here that is something that also seemed like fun. it was somebody in the driveway and they had a pinata and the guy with the baseball bat is blindfolded and they are turning him around to disorient him a little bit, and they let him go, and the pinata is swinging, but when he swings the bat, he ends up falling in the bushes, but not just bushes. there was a cact
john-john has been on the disabled list and so the foot was braced and he is working off of the injury, and he executes this. >> i hope some still photographers there, because it would make an awesome shot when he is so high above the wave in the air. >> and what do you do now, he is only 20. >> you find the perfect girl. >> the adventures of johnohn and the adventures of the perfect girl. >> and i have couple of videos off people who are doing things that seemed...
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[applause] so john dickinson and john adams who are really do want to say quite a lot about tonight, john dickinson called him that -- little genius. he was john adams chief adversary during the 22 months between september of 74 and july july 41776. dickinson was when this book begins and the book essentially, it initially begins with the boston tea party because that really was the kind of event that really ticked the british off and convince them that they had to do something to put these americans down. but the main focus of the book really is the 22 months in which the continental congress met. at the time the continental congress met, john dickinson was probably the most respected political writer and thinker in america. his letters from a farmer in pennsylvania really spelled out the american constitutional position and the denial of the right of the vision parliament tic tacs him. he was in every respect john adams polar opposite. he was thin, rather reserved in manner. and a man of great caution both in his thought and his speech. and the really important and decisive in difficult
[applause] so john dickinson and john adams who are really do want to say quite a lot about tonight, john dickinson called him that -- little genius. he was john adams chief adversary during the 22 months between september of 74 and july july 41776. dickinson was when this book begins and the book essentially, it initially begins with the boston tea party because that really was the kind of event that really ticked the british off and convince them that they had to do something to put these...
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john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> tha you, john. john coming up, another kind of war, a war onertain kinds of speech. even thought >> whenever i hea about a hate cre, i amhocked and sadden. >> i give a damn, do you? john: i give a damn, i am horrified when people are victimized. on the surface i should b glad that america wages a war on hate. and that is how is it should be says paul, who runs fighting discrimination program at a drop caed human rights first, but jimmy, cofounder of go proud, a republican gay advocacy group, says that hate crime laws are not useful. how can you say that? you have been a victim? hav >> absolutely, i was o a bike a year ago, a guy came out in to street, in a pack of kids he punched me and called me a anti-gay name. i was reaching for my phone, and one of the other kids, asked him, is he going for a gun, i let them think that. it was that thought that i might have a weapon that turned the tide. orrivented me fro being avi o half-life equires law enforment o docume them, underand them, to identify them. and
john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> tha you, john. john coming up, another kind of war, a war onertain kinds of speech. even thought >> whenever i hea about a hate cre, i amhocked and sadden. >> i give a damn, do you? john: i give a damn, i am horrified when people are victimized. on the surface i should b glad that america wages a war on hate. and that is how is it should be says paul, who runs fighting discrimination program at a drop caed human rights first, but jimmy,...
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john: good evening. i'm john fuglesang. and this is "viewpoint." thank you for joining us. okay, it was the same old song, my friends when speaker of the house john boehner got up behind a podium just last month. >> jobs continue to be our number one priority here in the congress. >> john: now, if that song sounds a little flatter than usual, it could be because the g.o.p. house has now made the pursuit of scandal its number one priority over jobs. and the economy. you see, it seems house republicans would rather talk about the benghazi tragedy misbehavior and the i.r.s. and the justice department struggles with the press than talk about an economy that's slowly improving, despite their best concentrated efforts. last month unemployment dropped to 7.5%, not a very good number with nearly 12 million unemployed but a vast improvement over may 2009 when one out of ten american workers was out looking for a job. while this year's federal deficit is expected to come in at some $642 billion that's a major improvement over the previous four years which each saw deficits that topped a trillion. and for more, it is my great pleasure to welcome back to "vi
john: good evening. i'm john fuglesang. and this is "viewpoint." thank you for joining us. okay, it was the same old song, my friends when speaker of the house john boehner got up behind a podium just last month. >> jobs continue to be our number one priority here in the congress. >> john: now, if that song sounds a little flatter than usual, it could be because the g.o.p. house has now made the pursuit of scandal its number one priority over jobs. and the economy. you...
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john: thank you, congressman mike pompeo. >> thank you, john. johnng up, as i sd before, libertarians are mad at me. some call me disgusting. a libtarian in name only. ouresponse to that later. next, a government intrusion i really am ary about. the irs abuse of people who have the wrong ideaa it. >> why are they in my kitchen? why are they looking to buy ♪ >> conservatives have private confidential tax information leaked and conservative groups were systematically targeted by the irs. john:hat is scandal that is clearly worth getting angry about. congress in its wisd has decided that if you are runng to and advocacy groups you don't get that tax deduction if they spend more than 50 percent of the money on political activity. we lrn that the irs selected 500 conservative and tea party groups for extra scrutiny. agents were told to be on the loout for wor like liberty compatriot, constitution. irs bureaucrats denied tax deductions to t party groups for more than a year and harassed them with question afteruestion period in a few cases they leao their
john: thank you, congressman mike pompeo. >> thank you, john. johnng up, as i sd before, libertarians are mad at me. some call me disgusting. a libtarian in name only. ouresponse to that later. next, a government intrusion i really am ary about. the irs abuse of people who have the wrong ideaa it. >> why are they in my kitchen? why are they looking to buy ♪ >> conservatives have private confidential tax information leaked and conservative groups were systematically targeted...
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john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. even thought. vo: traveling you definitely end up meeting a lot more people but a friend under water is mething completely different. i met a turtle friend today. avo: whatever youe looking for, expedia has more wayto help you find yours. >> whenever i hear about a hate crime, i am shocked and saddened. >> i give a damn, do you? john: i give a damn, i am horrified when people are victimized. on the surface i should be glad that america wages a war on hate. and that is how is it should be says paul, who runs fighting discrimination program at a drop called human rights first, but jimmy, cofounder of go proud, a republican gay advocacy group, says that hate crime laws are not useful. how can you say that? you have been a victim? hav >> absolutely, i was on a bike a year ago, a guy came out in to street, in a pack of kids he punched me and called me a anti-gay name. i was reaching for my phone, and one of the other kids,
john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. even thought. vo: traveling you definitely end up meeting a lot more people but a friend under water is mething completely different. i met a turtle friend today. avo: whatever youe looking for, expedia has more wayto help you find yours. >> whenever i hear about a hate crime, i am shocked and saddened. >> i give a damn, do you? john: i give a damn, i...
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john: right. >> when you can't coordinate with the super pac when you're campaigning for your campaign. >> john: no one's arguing with that. >> they can't be in the same room. why isn't he telling us who was in the room? >> johnuse it wasn't his campaign. you know, i couldn't answer that question because again she never even declared to be a candidate against him. what kind of consequences have you experienced? were you shocked to hear your congressman john yarmouth slamming you the way he did? >> i was but then you couldn't expect a sitting senator to use hyperbole, he said that his room was wiretapped, and he fundraised off that. i don't blame yarmuth for reacting to what he was reading in the news, reactions by mcdonnell, but that's not what happened. i can't even make a vcr work right. >> john: right but respect the point that the congressman was making was your actions inned a inadvertently helped senator mcconnell and made him a sympathetic figure. knowing what you know now, would you do this again. >> i would do this again--my attorneys told me not to say that. yarmuth was acting on the spur. that's not what he wanted to talk about that day and i'm not--i have forgiven him. i've been trying to forgive
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john: thank you, senator rand paul. thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. even thought alec, for this mission i upgraded your smart phone. ♪ right. but the most important feature of all is... e capital one purchase eraser. i can redeemheouble miles i earned with venture card to erase recent travel purchases. d with a few clicks, this mission never happened. uh, what's this button do? [ electricity zaps ] ♪ you requested backup? yes. yes i did. what's in your wallet? yes i did. "easy like monday morning."s sundays are the warrior'day to unplug and recharge. what if this feeling could last all week? with centuryli as your trusted partne it can. what iour visionary cloudd infrastructure and global broadband network free you to focus on wt matters. with custom communications solutions and dedicated support, your business can shine all week long. you will lose 3 sets of keys 4 cell phones 7 socks and 6eeks of sleep t one thing you don't want to lose is any more teeth. if you wear a partial, you a
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john: that is horrible. it's also upsidedown. >> it reads right to me. john: wendy really got to you. >> man, i've never felt so alive. women are in the news. no one can stop this [bleep] wagon. [bleep]. >> johnt down, kristin. not until wendy does. john: she's probably sleeping right now. >> for eternity. john: i don't think you just said what you meant. >> the point is this has been an exciting week not just for the great wendy davis but for the even greater texas lady jody lovenberg. >> john: who is she? a state representative with a fantastic idea for preventing pregnancies for rape and incest. >> we have hospital emergency rooms. we have funded what's called (inaudible) that will help a woman. >> i thought they were supposed to be locked away and forgotten about. you go, cow girl. if you had told me the gender revolution was going to start in texas, i would have said y'all best be joking. now get out of here with your salsa. >> john: that is how they talk. i mean, you're equating that woman and wendy davis. >> oh, no. of course not. i mean what she did is much more impressive. wendy davis stood up for a woman's right but the other woman stood up for a woman's right to mix up about how a
john: that is horrible. it's also upsidedown. >> it reads right to me. john: wendy really got to you. >> man, i've never felt so alive. women are in the news. no one can stop this [bleep] wagon. [bleep]. >> johnt down, kristin. not until wendy does. john: she's probably sleeping right now. >> for eternity. john: i don't think you just said what you meant. >> the point is this has been an exciting week not just for the great wendy davis but for the even greater...
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john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. even thought up meeting a lot more people but a friend under water is something completely different. i met a turtle friend today so, you don't get that very often. it seemed like it was more than happy to have us in his home. so beautiful. avo: more travel. more options. morere personal. whatev you're looking for expedia s more ways to help you find yours. (announcer) at scottrade, our cexactly how they want.t with scottrade's online banking, i get one vi of my bank and brokerage accounts with one login... to easily move my money when i need to. plus, when i call my local scottrade office, i can talk to someone who knows how i trade. because i n't trade like everybody. i trade like me. . (announcer) scottrade. awarded five-stars from smartmoney magazin >> whenever i hear about a hate crime, i am shocked and saddened. >> i give a damn, do you? john: i give a damn, i am horrified wn people are victimized. on the surface
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show. [ applause ] >> now ingrid says the day she married her husband, john, is the day that john picked up some strange new habits. john, all of a sudden, went to sleep fully dressed, even wore his shoes. and instead of sleeping next to ingrid, he now sleeps next to four secret cell phones that he won't let her touch. and when he wakes up, he disappears all day long. but john says he is at the library. ingrid thinks he is out cheating. >> i've been through so much in my life. i have been lied to. i have been cheated on. when i met john he promised that he would treat me like a queen and that he would never do me wrong. we got married and a couple of weeks later everything changed. he has four cell phones. and he sleeps with them. i can't even look at them or touch them or nothing. he don't touch me, or look at me. my fear is he got some woman pregnant, and if he does, i am not taking care of another baby. i can't do it. i love him so much, he calls me fat. i need to find out is he cheating on me, because if he is, i'm leaving. [ cheers and applause ] >> you feel all alone? >> yes, i really do. he leaves home at 7:00 in
show. [ applause ] >> now ingrid says the day she married her husband, john, is the day that john picked up some strange new habits. john, all of a sudden, went to sleep fully dressed, even wore his shoes. and instead of sleeping next to ingrid, he now sleeps next to four secret cell phones that he won't let her touch. and when he wakes up, he disappears all day long. but john says he is at the library. ingrid thinks he is out cheating. >> i've been through so much in my life. i...
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john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. speech. even thought ( crowd clapping ) ♪ say cheese! shouldn't the photos you share from your smartphone be photos actually worth sharing? introducing the nokia lumia 928, only on verizon 4g lte. easily capture vibrant photos in near-darkness. even without the flash. sharing photos from the best low-light smartphone camera around. that's powerful. verizon. [old eovermany discounts to declarethine customers!brought [old engli accent] safe driver, multi-car, paid in full -- a most fulsome bounty indeed, lord jamie. thou cometh and we thy saveth! what are you doing? we doth offer so many discounts, we have some to spare. oh, you have any of those homeowners discounts? here we go. thank you. he took my shield, my lady. these are troubling times in the kingdom. more discounts than we knoweth what to do with. now that's progressive. >> whenever i hear about a hate crime, i am shocked and saddened. >> i give a damn, do you?
john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. speech. even thought ( crowd clapping ) ♪ say cheese! shouldn't the photos you share from your smartphone be photos actually worth sharing? introducing the nokia lumia 928, only on verizon 4g lte. easily capture vibrant photos in near-darkness. even without the flash. sharing photos from the best low-light smartphone camera around. that's powerful. verizon....
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john kennedy jr. irving. everybody else called him.john john. the president didn't want him to be called jack. so they called him john john, stanley called him irving. anyway, mrs. kennedy took a vacation, and she went to greece after the death of their child in august of 1963, little patrick kennedy. and the day she left washington, ellen lincoln called stanley and said the president says the coast is clear, and you better get over here. [laughter] so stanley arrived at the white house, and he waited. and i guess -- yes. this is probably the most iconic photograph taken of the president in the oval office. john john came over to say good night to his father, and he ran to play in his secret place which was under the president's desk. and he popped out, opened the door, and stanley knew that he had a photograph. and stanley said to me, he said i know when i shove off, that's the only picture anybody's or going to remember. -- anybody's ever going to remember. and it is quite true. in all of his obits, they did run this picture. this is caroline coming down to see her father before she started school up in the white h
john kennedy jr. irving. everybody else called him.john john. the president didn't want him to be called jack. so they called him john john, stanley called him irving. anyway, mrs. kennedy took a vacation, and she went to greece after the death of their child in august of 1963, little patrick kennedy. and the day she left washington, ellen lincoln called stanley and said the president says the coast is clear, and you better get over here. [laughter] so stanley arrived at the white house, and he...
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john: elaine? >> i don't know. you dated celebrities. >> anyone i ever dated then. >> john: can we get a name? >> no. >> johnu're not fun. >> it blind-sided me. i would love to wake up next to a 100-year-old very rich man with a heart condition and i would go hon! >> john: that's what elaine looks for in a relationship. >> john: this morning, i was trying to imagine something funnier than a rupert murdoch fox news anchor complaining that someone else was listening in on your calls. but then came the news that mr. murdoch, the single biggest media cheerleader for the iraq war is splitting with his wife, wendy although some would say mrs. mur dock has been liberated. but now, the man who became a u.s. citizen just by a tv network is divorcing for the third time. that's right ladies. he's single! welcome to the bachelor 82-year-old right wing aussie billionaire edition. rupert murdoch tireless worker, bold thinker brilliant businessman, prolific phone hacker and creator of the cable news network satan use as porn. he's back on the market. he's a spry 82 with $11 billion owns news corp. collins publishing 50% of
john: elaine? >> i don't know. you dated celebrities. >> anyone i ever dated then. >> john: can we get a name? >> no. >> johnu're not fun. >> it blind-sided me. i would love to wake up next to a 100-year-old very rich man with a heart condition and i would go hon! >> john: that's what elaine looks for in a relationship. >> john: this morning, i was trying to imagine something funnier than a rupert murdoch fox news anchor complaining that someone...
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john: thank you, congressman mike pompeo. >> thank you, john. johnng up, as i said before, libertarians are mad at me. some call me disgusting. a libertarian in name only. our response to that later. next, a government intrusion i really am angry about. the irs abuse of people who have the wrong ideaa it. >> why are they in my kitchen? why are they looking to buy books? ♪ with the spark miles card from capitalne, bjorn earns unlimited rewas for his small business take theseags room 12 please. [ garth ] bjors small busiss earns double miles on every purchase every day. produce devery. [ bjorn ] just put it on my spark card. [ garth why settleor less? ahh, oh! [ garth ] great businesses deserve limited reward here's yo we up cl. [ male announcer ] get the spark business card from capital one and earnnlimited rewards choose double mile or% cash back on ery purchase everday. at's in your wallet? [ crows ] now where's the snooze button? it's delious. so now we'urd hetoffee into a business. my goawas to take an idea and makeppen. i'm jajat long and i forme
john: thank you, congressman mike pompeo. >> thank you, john. johnng up, as i said before, libertarians are mad at me. some call me disgusting. a libertarian in name only. our response to that later. next, a government intrusion i really am angry about. the irs abuse of people who have the wrong ideaa it. >> why are they in my kitchen? why are they looking to buy books? ♪ with the spark miles card from capitalne, bjorn earns unlimited rewas for his small business take theseags...
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john: thank you, congressman mike pompeo >> thank you, john. johnng up, as iaid before, libertarians are mad at me. some call me disgusting. a libertarian in name only. our response to that later. next, a government intrusio i really am angry about. the irs abuse of people who have the wrong ideaa it. >> why are they iny kitchen? >> why are they iny kitchen? why are they looking to buy there is a pursuit we all share. a better life for your family, a better opportunity for your business, a better legacy to leave the world. we have always believed in this pursuit, striving to bring insight to every investment, and integrity to every plan. ware morgan stanley. and we're ready to work for you. it's delicious. so now we've tned her toee into a business. my goal was to take an idea and make it happen. i'm janet long and i formed my toffee company. never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to legalzoom.com today and make your business dream a r
john: thank you, congressman mike pompeo >> thank you, john. johnng up, as iaid before, libertarians are mad at me. some call me disgusting. a libertarian in name only. our response to that later. next, a government intrusio i really am angry about. the irs abuse of people who have the wrong ideaa it. >> why are they iny kitchen? >> why are they iny kitchen? why are they looking to buy there is a pursuit we all share. a better life for your family, a better opportunity for...
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john: 30 people worng for you. americans. >> yes. john: a book theen of social media marking. that's right. johne constant tweeting >> is out to work with social media. the essence is people want have conversations. they're looking for quality information. they're looking for customer servic. looking connect. if you work with that rher than against it with -- which is th traditional way to market. draw message out there. stead, if you reay work with sociallmedia, kind of lk a why theseools are created and go with the flow,t's a much more is in like experience. john: good luck. have you become a billion dollar company. >> thank you. john: thank you. next, ppleike ct, emigrants, steal our jobs. sevel ad campaign say that they do. >> mass emigration ♪ john: polls show most americans en't -- thank arrogce te away american jobs and then some cases ey do. and we see ads like this. >> and other american has lost his job. another breadwinner going home with the bad news. last yea to a half million erica's lost jobs. high-th nstruction and auto workers. withilons of jless, our government is still bringin
john: 30 people worng for you. americans. >> yes. john: a book theen of social media marking. that's right. johne constant tweeting >> is out to work with social media. the essence is people want have conversations. they're looking for quality information. they're looking for customer servic. looking connect. if you work with that rher than against it with -- which is th traditional way to market. draw message out there. stead, if you reay work with sociallmedia, kind of lk a why...
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john: so let's crunch the numbers. five children -- >> do i have five? john i don't know yup. >> oh, my god! >> john: yet you live in a two bedroom apartment in new york. those numbers don't seem to match up. >> no, they don't. but it's not as if we're trying to prove something. it's not like "we're going to raise our kids in a box." (laughter) it's just circumstances -- you know, my wife gets pregnant looking at babies so she is -- i don't even let her hold avocados john. (laughter) but you can't -- over the past couple years you can't really turn to someone who's seven months pregnant and be like "hey let's pack up and move." so we've been waiting and eventually we'll move. or we'll have another kid. i don't know. (laughter) >> john: five children, you are the definition of a committed catholic. >> i have one more and i could be a republican nominee. (laughter) (applause) >> john: one more and you get an official medal from the vatican. >> hey, the pope gave me these shoes. >> john: they are pretty fly for a white guy. >> i'm catholic baby wife is very catholic, she's a shiite catholic. so there i
john: so let's crunch the numbers. five children -- >> do i have five? john i don't know yup. >> oh, my god! >> john: yet you live in a two bedroom apartment in new york. those numbers don't seem to match up. >> no, they don't. but it's not as if we're trying to prove something. it's not like "we're going to raise our kids in a box." (laughter) it's just circumstances -- you know, my wife gets pregnant looking at babies so she is -- i don't even let her hold...
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>> john: yes. >> if private companies get to decide and are kind of making a voluntary choice about whether or not to provide -- >> john: they have immunity. >> not the internet. >> john: not yet. >> this is going to be a big issue. >> john: i predict it might not be a big issue until they have access to people's porn then you'll see americans wake up. >> they do. >> they know what you're seeing. >> john: that's great for all of our terrified males in the audience. do you think that the president however, is doing this just because ofpology ticks? or is he doing it because he really believes this is crucial to american safety and saving lives? >> i think that you know, i take him at his word. i think that when the -- when you're in that office and i've seen this. i saw this when i worked for president clinton for seven of the eight years when he was president, when you're in the office, there is a responsibility that falls on you. when americans are in harm's way, when you have the terror attacks, you're president the, you want to do everything you can to protect every american life. you constantly have to balance the interests. i thought, for instance, the president'
>> john: yes. >> if private companies get to decide and are kind of making a voluntary choice about whether or not to provide -- >> john: they have immunity. >> not the internet. >> john: not yet. >> this is going to be a big issue. >> john: i predict it might not be a big issue until they have access to people's porn then you'll see americans wake up. >> they do. >> they know what you're seeing. >> john: that's great for all of our...
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right here on "good morning america." >> thanks, jar. 6:53, time for monday express. >> john gonzalez in d.c. john. >> greta and brad d.c. police at this hour searching for the suspect or suspects who shot a 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man both found in an apartment in southeast d.c. the man shot in the face the 17-year-old girl shot in both legs. they're both in serious condition at the hospital this hour. police, in the meantime searching for a silver getaway car. brie and? >> president obama and the first family in ireland where the president is attending the g-8 summit. he spoke to young people in ireland. he spoke about decades of sectarian violence and the significant progress that's been made over the past 15 years but the president urged young people to keep pushing for peace jummy. >> a government official said the u.s. and cuba will resume talks on restarting direct mail service. officials for both countries will meet in d.c. tomorrow and wednesday to see if anything can be done to end the 50-year suspension of direct mail. talks in the past have been on hold since 2009. >> thank
right here on "good morning america." >> thanks, jar. 6:53, time for monday express. >> john gonzalez in d.c. john. >> greta and brad d.c. police at this hour searching for the suspect or suspects who shot a 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man both found in an apartment in southeast d.c. the man shot in the face the 17-year-old girl shot in both legs. they're both in serious condition at the hospital this hour. police, in the meantime searching for a silver...
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john: four years later, fewer cross illegally because the mexican economy has done better. we build bigger, stronger fences. john: as the border patrol now we are here? >> oh, yes. john hour later they showed up. >> filming a segment. i intend donald -- ten donnelly. john: after that the left them one. once more fences. >> is this your ideal fans? >> ts is good. it forces people w wantt to smuggle something to go to a high point where law-enforcement border patrol ents can easil see they have been interdicted. we ought t secure it. john: a problem with the current fans. >> here is this biggeffective miti dance. impervious, scalable. then all the suddenn it just hands. is right here is absurd. >> despite the billions we have spent, there are still lots of balls in the fen. especially the older part. >> ts looks like a pretty good-sized already your. >> this is an area that we have volunteers who came down with welding track and well that up these holes. i mean, it is patchwo. >> i'm touching mexico. john: not that hard to get over the fence. drug dealers build ramps. this carappens to get stuck. kennedy found it was pretty easy to climb the fence. >>ou could totally g
john: four years later, fewer cross illegally because the mexican economy has done better. we build bigger, stronger fences. john: as the border patrol now we are here? >> oh, yes. john hour later they showed up. >> filming a segment. i intend donald -- ten donnelly. john: after that the left them one. once more fences. >> is this your ideal fans? >> ts is good. it forces people w wantt to smuggle something to go to a high point where law-enforcement border patrol ents...
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it's great to have you both on "viewpoint." >> john: thanks,"viewpoint. >> thanks, john. >> john: we'reg to talk about two unrelated topics chain restaurant and nutrition. go time! it's go time. it's go time. what time is it rob? here comes the young turks go time! it's go time. oh is it? oh, then it's go time. anybody? anybody? what time is it? oh, right. it's go time! >> john: tonight on wtf nevada, we look at governor brian sandoval who has vetoed a law that would have required restaurant chains to list nutritional information on their menu. i guess the governor thinks this law is pointless. and i can understand why the restaurant chain industry is skittish about a law like this, revealing calories. let's face it. if you examined the food served in restaurant you would see they lack certain inroad convenients and list the calorie counts of their food. have you seen some of the heart attacks waiting to happen of people who visit las vegas casinos. wtf, nevada, information is power. why not let your residents and your tourists know that the double bacon cheese covered pull porked hambu
it's great to have you both on "viewpoint." >> john: thanks,"viewpoint. >> thanks, john. >> john: we'reg to talk about two unrelated topics chain restaurant and nutrition. go time! it's go time. it's go time. what time is it rob? here comes the young turks go time! it's go time. oh is it? oh, then it's go time. anybody? anybody? what time is it? oh, right. it's go time! >> john: tonight on wtf nevada, we look at governor brian sandoval who has vetoed a law...
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john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. even thought@í0x;ñt my mother made the best ffee in the world. it's delicious. so now we've turned her toffee into a business. my goal was to take an idea and ma it happen. i'm jat long and i formed my toffee company through legalzoom. never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to legalzoom.com today and make your business dream a reality. >> whenever i hear about a hate crime, i am shocked and saddened. >> i give a damn, do you? john: i give a damn, i am horrified when peoe are victimized. on the surface i should be glad that america wages a war on hate. and that is how is it should be says paul, who runs fighting discrimination program at a drop called human rights first, but jimmy, cofounder of go proud, a republican gay advocacy group, says that hate crime laws are not useful. how can you say that? you
john: thank you, senator rand paul. >> thank you, john. john: coming up, another kind of war, a war on certain kinds of speech. even thought@í0x;ñt my mother made the best ffee in the world. it's delicious. so now we've turned her toffee into a business. my goal was to take an idea and ma it happen. i'm jat long and i formed my toffee company through legalzoom. never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their...
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john. - john! - carter. you need to get off this floor right now. - no, we need to get you out of that vest. - you can't. - i saw enough of them in iraq. - get her out of here. - johno time. you've got too much to lose. - no, john, you are not doing that. - lionel? - carter, he's right. - get off of me. - think of your son. - john. you don't have to do this. - you know i do. because you'd do the exact same thing. thank you. both of you. - come on, carter, let's go. come on. - so i see i'm not too late. - i should have known you'd turn up here. i told you to stay clear. - which is how i knew you'd put yourself in a situation like this, mr. reese. - stay where you are. here. find out what's on that hard drive and stop it. - will you just let me-- what are you gonna do? shoot me? - this is my past catching up with me. it doesn't concern you. - but this moment does. i'm not leaving you here, john. so can we please stop wasting time? well, let's see what we've got here. - have you ever defused a bomb vest before? - can't say i have. but i believe i grasp the basic principles. - well, that's encouraging. - it appears that she's wired the phone to a capacitor-based trigge
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john: thank you turk. donald trump called edward snowden a grandstander which is kind of like donald trump calling edward snowden mr. stupid hair. but this case has allowed us to see john boehner siding with diane fine stripe against -- feinstein with against michael moore and glenn beck. we'll talk about it with congressman keith for exampleison. snowden said the country that most aligns with his values is iceland. an icelandic member of parliament who helped release the wikileaks video has offered support but it is not all that easy to seek asylum there. we'll speak live with her. and plan b is now available to any woman of any age over the counter and some conservatives are upset that this is no longer a country where a teenage girl's life is automatically ruined when they become pregnant. we'll discuss that with the greatest political comedy panel in history. today is it is the birthday of the late jacques cousteau and gene wilder whoa is still alive call your agent gene, get back in the game. this is "viewpoint." >> john: i'm john fuglesang. this is "viewpoint." thank you so much for joining us tonight. our polarized political world is splitting again over the government surveillance programs revealed by edward snowden. and snowden himself. while president obama insists that every member of congress was briefed on the national security agency's telephone records, surveillance and the massive internet monitoring program known as prism some members of congress, including representative keith ellison of minnesota, my guest in a few moments, say they knew almost nothing about it. as for weather americans need to be kept in the dark about those programs and their impositions on everyone's privacy so long as they keep us safe, white house press secretary jay carney outlined the president's position. >> he believes that we must strike a balance between our security interests and our desire for privacy. he believes, as commander in chief, that the oversight structures that are in place to ensure that there is
john: thank you turk. donald trump called edward snowden a grandstander which is kind of like donald trump calling edward snowden mr. stupid hair. but this case has allowed us to see john boehner siding with diane fine stripe against -- feinstein with against michael moore and glenn beck. we'll talk about it with congressman keith for exampleison. snowden said the country that most aligns with his values is iceland. an icelandic member of parliament who helped release the wikileaks video has...