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the former tabloid reporter told me that she and jon gosselin of "jon & kate plus 8" had a torrid romance soon after he separated from kate. >> he called me and referred to kate gosselin as the ex-kate or old kate. "showbiz tonight" can tell you jon gosselin is hitting back hard exclusive in "showbiz tonight" tonight he called kate gosselin, quote, damaged goods. it's a new bomb shell in the bitter he-said-she-said battle. >> he made his bed and he has to sleep in it. unfortunately it was with me. >> in her interview she shared with me her current feelings about jon gosselin. >> do you hate him now? i despise him. >> approximate she reiched this challenge. >> >> i would love to take a lie detector test and for him to take one for him to say there was no romance is a complete lie. >> gosselin continues to deny any relationship with major. he claims her statements are -- jon believes that the public is smart enough to appreciate the motivation behind statements from people like kate major. and in a final dig, the statement concludes, quote, the public doesn't need a lie detector to identify
the former tabloid reporter told me that she and jon gosselin of "jon & kate plus 8" had a torrid romance soon after he separated from kate. >> he called me and referred to kate gosselin as the ex-kate or old kate. "showbiz tonight" can tell you jon gosselin is hitting back hard exclusive in "showbiz tonight" tonight he called kate gosselin, quote, damaged goods. it's a new bomb shell in the bitter he-said-she-said battle. >> he made his bed and he...
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take a look. >> last week jon gosselin from "jon and kate" got a speeding ticket in pennsylvania. d you see him? did you see gosselin on good morning america last week? he said that he was abused when he was married to kate. he said she yelled at him constantly belittling him and made him do things he didn't want to do. hey, jon, that's called marriage. okay? wake up. wake up. >> it seems to me that jon and kate have all this coming, if you ask me. kent, are you at all surprised they've become such a laughing stock, or are you like me, it was netable? >> i think it was netable, but, you know what, a.j., sometimes when we're tired of crying, we have to laugh. i mean, this has been a very sad, tragic story for a very long time, but even in his saddest, most tragic moments, of course, everyone knew that two things are always funny. bad hair and beer guts. when you put them on a reality star, you are going to laugh. i think that's eventually what's happened, and seriously, though, of course, there's a tragedy. one thing that is not funny about this is that there are eight kids indicate
take a look. >> last week jon gosselin from "jon and kate" got a speeding ticket in pennsylvania. d you see him? did you see gosselin on good morning america last week? he said that he was abused when he was married to kate. he said she yelled at him constantly belittling him and made him do things he didn't want to do. hey, jon, that's called marriage. okay? wake up. wake up. >> it seems to me that jon and kate have all this coming, if you ask me. kent, are you at all...
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tonight, jon gosselin's strange sex appeal. why is it that so many women can't keep their hands off of jon. show biz tonight investigates this great mystery of the universe. >>> plus, the startling pregnancy trend. why are so many big stars who are over 40 having babies. it's a must-see show biz special report as tv's most vo prok tif entertainment news show starts right now. >>> hello, i'm a.j. hammer broadcasting to want and every night from new york city. tonight, an incest shocker on oprah today. so disturbing, it's hard to believe. mckenzie phillips, the former child star of the '70s series, "one day at a time" told oprah she had a long-time sexual relationship with her father, famed musician john phillips, yes, that john phillips from the mamas and the pappas. her confessions didn't stop there. her claims about how mick jagger seduced her. what you're about to hear will blow you away. what happened on oprah made for big news breaking. >> i woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father. >>
tonight, jon gosselin's strange sex appeal. why is it that so many women can't keep their hands off of jon. show biz tonight investigates this great mystery of the universe. >>> plus, the startling pregnancy trend. why are so many big stars who are over 40 having babies. it's a must-see show biz special report as tv's most vo prok tif entertainment news show starts right now. >>> hello, i'm a.j. hammer broadcasting to want and every night from new york city. tonight, an incest...
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the former tabloid reporter told me that she and jon gosselin of "jon & kate plus 8" had a torrid romance soon after he separated from kate. >> he called me and referred to kate gosselin as the ex-kate or old kate. "showbiz tonight" can tell you jon gosselin is hitting back hard exclusive in "showbiz tonight" tonight he called kate gosselin, quote, damaged goods. it's a new bomb shell in the bitter he-said-she-said battle. >> he made his bed and he has to sleep in it. unfortunately it was with me. >> in her interview she shared with me her current feelings about jon gosselin. >> do you hate him now? >> i december spite him. >> and she says. >> i would love to take a lie detector test and for him to take one f for him to say there was no romance is a complete lie. >> gosselin continues to deny any relationship with major. he claims her statements are -- jon believes that the public is smart enough to appreciate the motivation behind statements from people like kate major. and in a final dig, the statement concludes, quote, the public doesn't need a lie detector to identify the intense exte
the former tabloid reporter told me that she and jon gosselin of "jon & kate plus 8" had a torrid romance soon after he separated from kate. >> he called me and referred to kate gosselin as the ex-kate or old kate. "showbiz tonight" can tell you jon gosselin is hitting back hard exclusive in "showbiz tonight" tonight he called kate gosselin, quote, damaged goods. it's a new bomb shell in the bitter he-said-she-said battle. >> he made his bed and he...
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jon gosselin's sex appeal? really? driving women wild. we're breaking down jon's strange sex appeal in a brand new investigation. >>> and from one sexy star dad to one who's, well, trying to get his sexy back -- britney's ex-husband, kevin federline. he has packed on a few pounds. now k-fed's trying to get k-fit in a dramatic new way. >>> tonight, john travolta finally breaking his silence about his son's tragic life and death. for the very first time today, he reveals what really happened in the final moments of jett's life. the heartbreaking details you haven't heard. this is "showbiz tonight" on hln. now the "showbiz news ticker," more stories from the "showbiz tonight" newsroom making news right now. (announcer) carefree introduces protection, times ten. new carefree ultra protection liners, with wings! absorb ten times more, like a pad but feel thin and comfy, like a liner. new carefree® ultra protection™ has a way to get things cooking..... at home. they're macaroni grill dinner kits, the restaurant favorites tha
jon gosselin's sex appeal? really? driving women wild. we're breaking down jon's strange sex appeal in a brand new investigation. >>> and from one sexy star dad to one who's, well, trying to get his sexy back -- britney's ex-husband, kevin federline. he has packed on a few pounds. now k-fed's trying to get k-fit in a dramatic new way. >>> tonight, john travolta finally breaking his silence about his son's tragic life and death. for the very first time today, he reveals what...
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and kate bonanza, the back and forth drama of jon and kate gosselin as they went from this messy divorce went from being a serious matter on their show jo "jon & kate plus eight." >>> he got a speeding ticket in pennsylvania. apparently he was going nowhere fast. did you see gosselin on good morning america last week? he said that he was abused when he was married to kate. he said she yelled at him, constantly belittled him and made him do things he didn't want to do. okay, jon. that's called marriage. wake up. wake up. >> it seems to me jon and kate had all this coming, if you ask me. ken, are you surprised they became such a laughingstock or are you kind of like me, it was inevitable. >> i think it was inevitable. you know what, a.j., sometimes when we're tired of crying, you have to laugh. this has been a very sad tragic story for a very long time. even in its most sad or tragic moments, people knew two things are funny, bad hair and beer guts. when you put them on reality stars, you're going to laugh. i think that's eventually what happened. serio
and kate bonanza, the back and forth drama of jon and kate gosselin as they went from this messy divorce went from being a serious matter on their show jo "jon & kate plus eight." >>> he got a speeding ticket in pennsylvania. apparently he was going nowhere fast. did you see gosselin on good morning america last week? he said that he was abused when he was married to kate. he said she yelled at him, constantly belittled him and made him do things he didn't want to do....
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jon gosselin canned. today, it's a brand new bombshell announcement in what was a summer of jon and kate gosselin bombshells. first they announce their divorce. >> kate and i decided to separate. >> then jon's womanizing escapades on magas around the world. wait. there's more. then women started coming out of the wood work claiming jon is a major player. >> it's a shame that he's a liar. >> today tlc announces we won't be seeing much of jon gosselin. tlc announced that as of november, "jon & kate plus 8" will be re-invented to become "kate plus 8." bye, jon. >> i think this is a pretty big shock in a lot of ways. people grew to love this family as "jon & kate plus 8." >> tlc says they are evolving with the statement. in a statement tonight they say given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family. the family has evolved and we're attempting to evolve with it. we feel that kate's journey really resonates with our
jon gosselin canned. today, it's a brand new bombshell announcement in what was a summer of jon and kate gosselin bombshells. first they announce their divorce. >> kate and i decided to separate. >> then jon's womanizing escapades on magas around the world. wait. there's more. then women started coming out of the wood work claiming jon is a major player. >> it's a shame that he's a liar. >> today tlc announces we won't be seeing much of jon gosselin. tlc announced that...
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jon gosselin canned. today, it's a brand new bombshell announcement in what was a summer of jon and kate bombshells. first they announced their divorce in a dramatic episode of "jon & kate plus 8." and then jon's reported womanizings can paids are plastered on magazines around the world. but wait. there's more. then women start coming out of the woodwork claiming jon is a major player. >> it's ashame that he's a liar. >> and today, tlc announces we won't be seeing much of jon gosselin anymore. tlc announced as of november, "jon & kate plus 8" will be reinvented to become "kate plus 8." bye-bye john. >> i think this is a pretty big shock in a lot of ways because people really grew to love this family as "jon & kate plus 8." >> tlc says they are just evolving with the family. in a statement today they say -- will people miss their incessant bickering and constant drama? if the ratings are any indication the answer seems to be "yes." in june at the height of their drama when they announced they were getting d
jon gosselin canned. today, it's a brand new bombshell announcement in what was a summer of jon and kate bombshells. first they announced their divorce in a dramatic episode of "jon & kate plus 8." and then jon's reported womanizings can paids are plastered on magazines around the world. but wait. there's more. then women start coming out of the woodwork claiming jon is a major player. >> it's ashame that he's a liar. >> and today, tlc announces we won't be seeing much...
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it's sort of elder abuse, i'm sure. >> was jon gosselin your type?> because he can get me on the picture of a cover magazine. >> larry: same thing? >> well, kind of. >> we're going to get to levi johnson in a minute. >> we have a lot to get to. by the way, i was on the tyra banks show and she said, would you rather have sex with you or regis and i picked you. >> larry: that was a question on the show? >> you don't watch tire ra every day? >> larry: no. >> of course you do. remember how sad -- the baby daddy's -- remember the female empowerment show? which is your favorite tire ra? >> larry: when she was on our show, she was a good guest. i think she's going to be back. she's kind of semi -- >> you have to wear your real hair when tire ra is here. >> larry: what are you talking about? this is my real hair. stop it. >> take out your extensions and just be yourself, larry. >> larry: what does kathy want more? kathy is a tough call after the break. 4 times the number... of pills compared to aleve. choose aleve and you could start taking fewer pills. just
it's sort of elder abuse, i'm sure. >> was jon gosselin your type?> because he can get me on the picture of a cover magazine. >> larry: same thing? >> well, kind of. >> we're going to get to levi johnson in a minute. >> we have a lot to get to. by the way, i was on the tyra banks show and she said, would you rather have sex with you or regis and i picked you. >> larry: that was a question on the show? >> you don't watch tire ra every day? >>...
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but now it appears jon gosselin may have had a change of heart. "in-touch weekly," reporting he's trying to put the brakes on his divorce. maybe he realized without kate plus 8, jon ain't so great. straight to amy palmer, senior editor at "in-touch weekly." dare we ask what is the very latest with this kooky clan? >> the very latest is that jon wants to put a 90-day hold on his divorce proceedings so that he and kate can work on their co-parenting skills and open up the lines of communication. now it seems to me that jon has been criticizing kate in the media. he's just been absolutely disrespectful to her and the family. so it's very interesting to see how kate's going to react to this. >> yeah, and it's sort of timing is a little odd. you despise kate one moment and all of a sudden we're going to cancel you from the show and suddenly he wants to reconcile. i mean, do the math, right? >> yeah, i mean the guy's trying to save his image. there's no doubt he's trying to spin this to his advantage. he knows at the public sides with kate. kate is all o
but now it appears jon gosselin may have had a change of heart. "in-touch weekly," reporting he's trying to put the brakes on his divorce. maybe he realized without kate plus 8, jon ain't so great. straight to amy palmer, senior editor at "in-touch weekly." dare we ask what is the very latest with this kooky clan? >> the very latest is that jon wants to put a 90-day hold on his divorce proceedings so that he and kate can work on their co-parenting skills and open up...
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[ laughter ] by the way, jon gosselin got a speeding ticket on tuesday near his home in pennsylvania.e was going 78 in a 55 mile an hour zone. they gave him $165 citation for speeding, and charged him another $85 for not having his girlfriend from the car seat. [ laughter ] so now all they have to do -- they're trying to find a judge to recommend the death penalty and then we'll be fine. the michael jackson tribute concert that was planned for this month in vienna, austria, this is the concert that was put together by jermaine jackson and then announced dramatically on larry king has been postponed because most of the big-name performers, chris brown, mary j. blige and natalie cole say they can't do it. which is shocking. concert is being moved to june 2010 now. fans paid $750 for tickets and they're not happy. seriously, if you spent $750 on an event organized by jermaine jackson, you have no one to blame but yourself. [ laughter ] but jermaine is selling tickets to this next concert and he's doing it even though it's like a year away. >> celebrate michael jackson's life and music wi
[ laughter ] by the way, jon gosselin got a speeding ticket on tuesday near his home in pennsylvania.e was going 78 in a 55 mile an hour zone. they gave him $165 citation for speeding, and charged him another $85 for not having his girlfriend from the car seat. [ laughter ] so now all they have to do -- they're trying to find a judge to recommend the death penalty and then we'll be fine. the michael jackson tribute concert that was planned for this month in vienna, austria, this is the concert...
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do not love kate. >> it might be a crazy life -- >> but it's our life. >> reporter: 32-year-old jon gosselinoys born to an oral surgeon and a nurse from small town in pennsylvania. jon met kate at a picnic. >> there's one good face you can't miss. >> reporter: their fairy tale romance had all the promise of a successful marriage. thanks to fertility treatment, kate got pregnant in a big way, inspiring the tv special "surviving sextuplets and twins." >> he looked at me and said six babies is not a lot of babies. i was like what? >> reporter: soon the couple would welcome six new babies and tlc would give birth to a new show. >> the noise is deafening. >> reporter: kate's body changed so dramatically from the pregnancy, she would later require plastic surgery. but it wasn't until the couple called their marriage quits that their ratings spiked to an all-time high of 10.6 million viewers. >> we have decided that we will separate. >> it's just not good for our kids for us to be arguing in front of our kids. >> reporter: with divorce proceedings under way, 34-year-old kate began announcing her fe
do not love kate. >> it might be a crazy life -- >> but it's our life. >> reporter: 32-year-old jon gosselinoys born to an oral surgeon and a nurse from small town in pennsylvania. jon met kate at a picnic. >> there's one good face you can't miss. >> reporter: their fairy tale romance had all the promise of a successful marriage. thanks to fertility treatment, kate got pregnant in a big way, inspiring the tv special "surviving sextuplets and twins."...
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the mother of the nanny who claims she had an affair with jon gosselin while he was still living in the house, for some reason her mom sat down for an interview with radar online. jon told her daughter not to is worry about -- not to worry about getting pregnant because he had a vasectomy after getting the sextuplets and today the president awarded the man who gave him the vasectomy the congressional medal of honor. maybe we can hook jon gosselin up with the octomom. crazy, sterile, everything she's looking for in a man. i saw this coming years ago. i have a strict policy of not trust anyone who wears ed hardy t-shirts. and i think we should give him a second vasectomy to make sure. in case you're wondering when all the hubbub about kanye west interrupting taylor swift will die down, the answer is not yet. on tuesday, there was an audiotape of president obama calling kanye a jackass that leaked out and now they have leaked the videotape too. >> the young lady seems like a personally nice person. she's getting her award. >> why would he do that? >> he's a jackass. well, now this other st
the mother of the nanny who claims she had an affair with jon gosselin while he was still living in the house, for some reason her mom sat down for an interview with radar online. jon told her daughter not to is worry about -- not to worry about getting pregnant because he had a vasectomy after getting the sextuplets and today the president awarded the man who gave him the vasectomy the congressional medal of honor. maybe we can hook jon gosselin up with the octomom. crazy, sterile, everything...
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that's what jon gosselin wanted. he believes in the media, this has been somewhat of a trial. and he was sitting across from the lawyerakingg his case for how he's conducted himself. your love for your kids always comes first. you want t to keep everything second. the drama, they feel, is hururtl to thehildren. >> and you were saying, his biggest source of resentment is that he's been portrayed as a father that doesn't care about his kids. >> that's what he doe't like you want to go after him, his social life, his decisions, fine. but he loves his kids. >> thanks, chris cuomo >>> heading over to sam. what are you getting sweets about? >> wichita flooding. very heavy rain there. southeastern kansas getting big rain again tay, into oklahoma, as well. look at the pictures. folks trying to drive through all of this quick-falling rain. and, again, that will happen o more time today. re's our target zone of where the heaviest rain is falling. you see it's between tulsa and springfield. that's where the heaviest rain. another day of two to four inches of rain. good news in the soakin
that's what jon gosselin wanted. he believes in the media, this has been somewhat of a trial. and he was sitting across from the lawyerakingg his case for how he's conducted himself. your love for your kids always comes first. you want t to keep everything second. the drama, they feel, is hururtl to thehildren. >> and you were saying, his biggest source of resentment is that he's been portrayed as a father that doesn't care about his kids. >> that's what he doe't like you want to go...
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. >> we're talking about jon gosselin. he has his first sit-down interview about his messy marriage and not holding back. >>> id theft, it's become a big nationwide problem. parents a bit concerned. >>> first the weather with justin berk. 5:36 on 9-9-09, 66 degrees on the thermometer in owings mills. on maryland's most powerful doppler radar, you can see showers primarily to the west. you may have a few sprinkles and plan for this at the bus stop. megan driving now. all right! we know we're safe. but low to mid-60s. take the umbrella with you. more in a bit. >>> good morning. out there for your commute start number 15 bus, diversion at saratoga and greene, due to an ongoing watermain break repair. look for the 17 bus to be diverted at corporate and international, construction on the scene. heavy volume on the 7, 13 and 5 buses. light rail and metro subway and marc look good for travel. for the mta transit team, i'm mark jones. aren't you tired of bleach accidents? spray 'n wash ight and white is an in-the-wash laundry boos
. >> we're talking about jon gosselin. he has his first sit-down interview about his messy marriage and not holding back. >>> id theft, it's become a big nationwide problem. parents a bit concerned. >>> first the weather with justin berk. 5:36 on 9-9-09, 66 degrees on the thermometer in owings mills. on maryland's most powerful doppler radar, you can see showers primarily to the west. you may have a few sprinkles and plan for this at the bus stop. megan driving now. all...
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jon gosselin had a pool party in las vegas. [ laughter ] a lot of buzz around that story.x-boyfriend, he said that he'd consider posing nude in "playgirl." that was a top story on yahoo news. [ laun, let's see -- lindsay lohan is moving. she's getting a new house. yep. [ laughter ] big, big news. you all clearly care immensely. [ laughter ] well, i think it's time to give these stories their proper send-off and put them up in the old "who cares hindenburg." >> and there she is, the "who cares hindenburg," making her waacross the beautiful skyline of lower manhattan. [ explosion ] oh, no! oh, my god! oh, no! what a catastrophe! there goes lindsay lohan's search for a house! and oh, levi johnston's "playgirl" spread has burst into flames! and what will become of jon gosselin's las vegas pool party? oh, the humanity! who cares? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and there you have it, everybody. say good-bye to those stories forever. we'll be right bk with "late night." so, come on back. cheers and applause ] ♪ ( conversation ) garth, you're up. hold , i'm at capi
jon gosselin had a pool party in las vegas. [ laughter ] a lot of buzz around that story.x-boyfriend, he said that he'd consider posing nude in "playgirl." that was a top story on yahoo news. [ laun, let's see -- lindsay lohan is moving. she's getting a new house. yep. [ laughter ] big, big news. you all clearly care immensely. [ laughter ] well, i think it's time to give these stories their proper send-off and put them up in the old "who cares hindenburg." >> and...
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the other kate and the cormer "star" magazine reporter claims to have had a relationship with jon gosselineaction going on here, right, a.j.? >> there is. and there is new drama with jon and kate every day. but kate major, if you remembered the name, earlier this summer when jon gosselin and kate gosselin announced their divorce, kate major was the "star" magazine reporter assigned to interview jon gosselin for an article. you see that picture? very soon after that interview wiz scheduled, the two of them seen out on the town. last weekend, jon gosselin said there was never a romance with this other kate. but kate tells me, she stands by her story and she's willing to prove it. take a look at this. >> i will take a lie detector test and i would love for jon to take a lie detector test because for him to say that there was no romance is a complete lie. >> so jon gosselin said she's just telling stories. kate major right there telling me, we absolutely were together. i don't know why he's saying we weren't. she was just looking to set the record straight and clear her name. >> she took the r
the other kate and the cormer "star" magazine reporter claims to have had a relationship with jon gosselineaction going on here, right, a.j.? >> there is. and there is new drama with jon and kate every day. but kate major, if you remembered the name, earlier this summer when jon gosselin and kate gosselin announced their divorce, kate major was the "star" magazine reporter assigned to interview jon gosselin for an article. you see that picture? very soon after that...
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and what will become of jon gosselin's las vegas pool party? oh, the humanity! who cares?immy: and there you have it, everybody. say good-bye to those stories forever. we'll be right back with "late night." so, come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ( conversation ) garth, you're up. hold on, i'm at capitalone.com picking a photo... for my credit card. here's one from my prom. oh, what memories. how 'bout one from our golf outing? ( shouting ) i know, maybe one of my first-born son. dad, mom says the boys gotta go. personalize your card by uploading... your own photo at capitalone.com. what's in your wallet? ♪ a tornado hits, air life denver takes off... their night-vision goggles keeping . . monthly maintenance with rid-x? about 6 dollars. (announcer) rid-x uses 100% natural bacteria and enzymes to break down waste, even paper. use rid-x monthly to help keep your septic system operating efficiently between pumpings. this summer, clean your grill with new easy-off barbeque grill cleaner. a complete adult multivitamin in a gummy with ingredients... to support energy, immun
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jon gosselin's ongoing mid life crisis continues to unfold. >>> how can a team lose and really win? we'll show you. you're watching "early today." >> good morning, and welcome back to "early today." i'm christina brown. here are some of your top headlines this morning. >>> in a sign of thawing relations a top state department official has held talks with senior cuban officials on a host of issues, including migration and drug trafficking manipulate it happened two weeks ago when the two sides met to discuss restarting mail service between the u.s. and cuba. >>> in new york yesterday, suspected terrorist zazi pleaded not guilty to planting a bomb attack in manhattan. he's being held without bail. he may have been planning to launch an attack on the anniversary of 9/11. >>> the supreme court justices have their first court photo together with the newest member of the court. sonia sotomayor, the 111th supreme court justice joined the eight other judges for an official class photo. >>> a new york court has tossed out dan rather $70 million lawsuit against cbs. he was ousted over cbs rep
jon gosselin's ongoing mid life crisis continues to unfold. >>> how can a team lose and really win? we'll show you. you're watching "early today." >> good morning, and welcome back to "early today." i'm christina brown. here are some of your top headlines this morning. >>> in a sign of thawing relations a top state department official has held talks with senior cuban officials on a host of issues, including migration and drug trafficking manipulate it...
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jon gosselin an abused husband? dropping interview that aired nationwide tonight and i'm asking you, jon and kate, do you love to hate them? >>> also, chris brown's stunning new attack on oprah for what she said about his beating of rihanna. attacking oprah? is that not totally stupid? >>> and the secrets to michelle obama's super toned buff arms revealed today for the very first time. >> and wait until you see this. the guy who strips and asks george clooney for a kiss, and, yes, it's caught on tape. >>> and that's your "showbiz tonight" news break, tv's most provocative news show at the top of the hour right here on hln. orbitz is cutting hotel booking fees, but did you know you also get hotel price assurance? it's a one-two punch of savings -- pow! pow! lower hotel booking fees mean you get a lower total price. plus, if another orbitz customer then books the same hotel for less, we send you a check for the difference, automatically. 20 minutes later, she'll bring one into the world in seattle. later today, she'll
jon gosselin an abused husband? dropping interview that aired nationwide tonight and i'm asking you, jon and kate, do you love to hate them? >>> also, chris brown's stunning new attack on oprah for what she said about his beating of rihanna. attacking oprah? is that not totally stupid? >>> and the secrets to michelle obama's super toned buff arms revealed today for the very first time. >> and wait until you see this. the guy who strips and asks george clooney for a kiss,...
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jon gosselin -- everyone loves jon gosselin. [ laughter ] he said that he and kate went to one sessionmarriage counseling with dr. phil. [ light laughter ] that must have been something to see. that dr. phil barely makes sense to smart people. it's like -- [ imitates dr. phil ] "look, you just can't build a robot out of kleenex and then send it out into the rain and expect your marriage to work. it's just not that simple." [ laughter ] finally, happy birthday to ludacris, who turned 32 today. [ cheers and applause ] ludacris. he celebrated quietly at home with his brothers, absurd and preposterous. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great. we have a great show tonight. i'm so happy to be indoors. it was a miserable day in new york city today, wasn't it? windy and rainy and just gloomy, and, like, fall is coming. it was cold. and i was actually up in my office. and i was just looking out the window and just saw people fighting the wind. like, just going out to lunch, like their umbrella was just
jon gosselin -- everyone loves jon gosselin. [ laughter ] he said that he and kate went to one sessionmarriage counseling with dr. phil. [ light laughter ] that must have been something to see. that dr. phil barely makes sense to smart people. it's like -- [ imitates dr. phil ] "look, you just can't build a robot out of kleenex and then send it out into the rain and expect your marriage to work. it's just not that simple." [ laughter ] finally, happy birthday to ludacris, who turned...
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she is the kate who claims she had a romantic relationship with jon gosselin. >> for him to say thereo romance is say complete lie. >> "showbiz tonight" dares to ask is jon gosselin turning into one of the most despised men of america. >> the cougar and the kid. she is 50 and boyfriend is only 20. tonight for the first time, they are speaking out together about their bizarre cougar relationship. jessica simpson striking back over her missing dog that was snatched by a coyote. that is your "showbiz tonight" news break. get ready for it.th for thursday night, we are firen up for the top of the hour. right here on hln. something else. announcer: take care of each other, and your health. with nature made cholestoff. cholestoff helps lower ldl cholesterol, the bad kind, naturally, by using the same types of phytonutrients found in nuts, grains, fruits, and vegetables. he makes me laugh. he still does, but it's nice. announcer: learn how to lower your cholesterol, naturally, at cholestoff.com. nature made. fuel your greatness. i'll give you $500 off. great. show me the carfax. i'll throw in
she is the kate who claims she had a romantic relationship with jon gosselin. >> for him to say thereo romance is say complete lie. >> "showbiz tonight" dares to ask is jon gosselin turning into one of the most despised men of america. >> the cougar and the kid. she is 50 and boyfriend is only 20. tonight for the first time, they are speaking out together about their bizarre cougar relationship. jessica simpson striking back over her missing dog that was snatched by...
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she is the kate who claims she had a romantic relationship with jon gosselin. >> for him to say thereis say complete lie. >> "showbiz tonight" dares to ask is jon gosselin turning into one of the most despised men of america. >> the cougar and the kid. hulk hogan's ex-wife, linda. she's 50. her boyfriend is only 20. tonight for the first time, they are speaking out together about their bizarre cougar relationship. jessica simpson striking back over her missing dog that was snatched by a coyote. that is your "showbiz tonight" news break. get ready for it. for thursday night, we are fired up for the top of the hour. right here on hln. this is a great car. show me the carfax. i'll give you $500 off. great. show me the carfax. i'll throw in the oil changes. how about you show me the carfax? is there anything i can do to put you in this car today? ( laughs ) okay. just show me the carfax. hing else? an a carfax vehicle history report... can help you choose a great used car. learn about accidents, service records, and previous owners reported to carfax. it's free at thousands of reputable d
she is the kate who claims she had a romantic relationship with jon gosselin. >> for him to say thereis say complete lie. >> "showbiz tonight" dares to ask is jon gosselin turning into one of the most despised men of america. >> the cougar and the kid. hulk hogan's ex-wife, linda. she's 50. her boyfriend is only 20. tonight for the first time, they are speaking out together about their bizarre cougar relationship. jessica simpson striking back over her missing dog...
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. >>> jon gosselin on the move today. is he flying back to kate? rt of jon's change of heart. >> are you suspending your divorce, man? >> plus, where kate just took their kids. >>> breaking news. john travolta back in the courtroom in the bahamas. >>> and dennis hopper hospitalized in new york. >>> and khloe kardashian's wedding album. >>> plus, patrick swayze's wedding.
. >>> jon gosselin on the move today. is he flying back to kate? rt of jon's change of heart. >> are you suspending your divorce, man? >> plus, where kate just took their kids. >>> breaking news. john travolta back in the courtroom in the bahamas. >>> and dennis hopper hospitalized in new york. >>> and khloe kardashian's wedding album. >>> plus, patrick swayze's wedding.
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what's the deal with jon and kate gosselin? ger beloved family reality show stars, they are now the butt of jokes around the country in a big, big way. wait until you see the brand new riffs, the spoofs and the one-liners flying around about jon and kate. nothing's off limits from jon's philandering to kate's hair style. is this really the way they want people to see them? and joining me, what she really thinks of kate gosselin after hanging out with kate on the set of "the view." are all of the jokes valid. i sat down with joy as she gets ready to launch her show. i got to tell you she doesn't hold back on the real inside story on kate gosselin. joining me in hollywood is ken baker, the executive news editor for e., lisa bernhard, a journalist. i got to tell you, the back and forth drama of jon and kate gosselin as they go through this messy divorce, really went from being a serious matter on their show "jon & kate plus 8" to being the butt of jokes. here's the latest. jay leno wasting no time getting in a big dig. take a look.
what's the deal with jon and kate gosselin? ger beloved family reality show stars, they are now the butt of jokes around the country in a big, big way. wait until you see the brand new riffs, the spoofs and the one-liners flying around about jon and kate. nothing's off limits from jon's philandering to kate's hair style. is this really the way they want people to see them? and joining me, what she really thinks of kate gosselin after hanging out with kate on the set of "the view." are...
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. >>> did jon gosselin split up with hailey? >> love her.
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. >>> jon gosselin dumped. why it's now just "kate plus eight."he death knell for the show? >>> anybody need a sister out there? >> how far will donnie go to win? >> oh, baby. >> exactly.
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. >>> jon gosselin judumped >>> anybody need a sister out there? >> how far will donnie go to win?> oh, baby. >> exactly. oh, baby. >> if you hurt, you hurt offcamera. >>> secret khloe kardashian details. >> was it
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jon gosselin bumped as a regular on his reality show, so why does jon now want to delay the divorce? we'll tell you today, wednesday, september 30th, 2009. captions paid for by nbc-universal television >>> and good morning. welcome to "today" on a wednesday morning. i'm matt lauer. >> and i'm meredith vieira. and this morning, president obama is declaring the u.s. territory of american samoa a major disaster after that earthquake-generated tsunami leveled entire villages. >> dozens of people are missing, feared swept out to sea, and fema says its first emergency teams are now heading to that region. just ahead, we'll talk live with a man who lives in american samoa about the conditions there this morning. but first, let's go to al roker with the latest on the details of this story. al, good morning to you. >> matt, meredith, good morning. and again, this was an earthquake of a magnitude 8.0, big by any standard, but not as large or as devastating as the 2004 tsunami that hit the indian ocean. waves about a half foot above normal in honolulu, up to 1.5 in haloiwa, hilo had about a hal
jon gosselin bumped as a regular on his reality show, so why does jon now want to delay the divorce? we'll tell you today, wednesday, september 30th, 2009. captions paid for by nbc-universal television >>> and good morning. welcome to "today" on a wednesday morning. i'm matt lauer. >> and i'm meredith vieira. and this morning, president obama is declaring the u.s. territory of american samoa a major disaster after that earthquake-generated tsunami leveled entire...
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take a look. >> last week jon gosselin from jon and kate got a speeding ticket in pennsylvania. ee him? did you see gosselin on "good morning america"? he said he was abused when he was married to kate. he yelled at him. constantly belittled him and made him do things he didn't want to do. hey, jon, it's called "marriage." wake up. >> they had this all coming. ken were your surprised or did you just think it was inevitable. >> sometimes when we're tired of crying we have to laugh. this has been a very sad tragic story for a very long time. but even in its saddest most tragic moments everyone knew that two things are always funny. bad hair and beer guts. when you put them on reality stars you're going to laugh. i think that's eventually what happened. of course, there's a tragedy. the one thing that's not funny about this is that there are eight kids caught in the crossfire of a very nasty, public, bitter divorce. but i think people are now starting to say, we just got to make fun of this. it's past. it's sort of statute of limitations of tragedy and now we have to play it for the
take a look. >> last week jon gosselin from jon and kate got a speeding ticket in pennsylvania. ee him? did you see gosselin on "good morning america"? he said he was abused when he was married to kate. he yelled at him. constantly belittled him and made him do things he didn't want to do. hey, jon, it's called "marriage." wake up. >> they had this all coming. ken were your surprised or did you just think it was inevitable. >> sometimes when we're tired of...
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andrea canning joins us with jon's side. >> reporter: when the gosselins split up, they made a pact toy out of the spotlight for a while. with the fifth season under way, jon has broken his silence about what went wrong in their marriage. he sat down with our chris cuomo to talk about the need to become jon minus kate. two months after jon and kate's very public breakup, things have gone from bad to worse. >> today is the day i get to take out a lot of my frustration. >> reporter: frustration that has made their off-screen drama tabloid fodder. from allegations of cheating. to a custody dispute that even resulted to police being called to the family's pennsylvania home. >> i'm spending quality time with my kids. and she's going to have to leave. and she tried to cry out to the cops. it didn't work. they said you have to leave. >> reporter: jon said kate was unhappy with his choice of babysitter, a 23-year-old bartender. but his ex has accused him of worse. even joking about an alien abduction, to explain his behavior. fed up with how he's portrayed in the public, jon sat down with chri
andrea canning joins us with jon's side. >> reporter: when the gosselins split up, they made a pact toy out of the spotlight for a while. with the fifth season under way, jon has broken his silence about what went wrong in their marriage. he sat down with our chris cuomo to talk about the need to become jon minus kate. two months after jon and kate's very public breakup, things have gone from bad to worse. >> today is the day i get to take out a lot of my frustration. >>...
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just ask jon gosselin. kate plus 8" in the wake of the couple's very public breakup. starting next week, the name will be simply "kate plus 8." >> it's only natural they have to shake things up and reflect what's going on by having jon leave the show. >> reporter: ratings are down and they're unlikely to improve once jon is ran occasional gues star. >> the person kind of perceived as the villain in a lot of this. so how they creatively create new tension, it's a challenge. >> reporter: and there's more. the same day as the announced name change, jon gosselin asked for a 90-day delay in the divorce. the timing's just a coincidence says his lawyer. and online reports say he might not be looking for a romantic reconciliation as much as a better bargaining position. or perhaps taking back control of his own reality. cbs news, los angeles. >>> 8:06 on this wednesday morning, david price is outside with another check of the weather. dave, are you engaged yet? >> we're working on it, russ. i'll invite you to the pa
just ask jon gosselin. kate plus 8" in the wake of the couple's very public breakup. starting next week, the name will be simply "kate plus 8." >> it's only natural they have to shake things up and reflect what's going on by having jon leave the show. >> reporter: ratings are down and they're unlikely to improve once jon is ran occasional gues star. >> the person kind of perceived as the villain in a lot of this. so how they creatively create new tension, it's a...
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. >> is jon gosselin turning into one of the most despised men in america? the world reaction to the other kate. >> around the world reaction? i don't know anyone who cares about jon and kate here. there's -- who cares about them around the world? >> tonight, the stunning around the world reaction to the other kate. [ speaking a foreign language ] >> really is a small world after all. isn't it? [ cheers and applause ] and another important gosselin news, kate says she's shooting a pilot for a new tv show. supposedly she's doing something like the "the view" a show that looks at every day life from working moms. since when does working on a show equate to working or every day? this one looks pretty good. >> 16 desperate single women, one available guy. kate gosselin presents who wants to be the underaged slut who has sex with my husband above the garage while he's supposed to be watching the kids? [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, friday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things what they need it or not. this is thi
. >> is jon gosselin turning into one of the most despised men in america? the world reaction to the other kate. >> around the world reaction? i don't know anyone who cares about jon and kate here. there's -- who cares about them around the world? >> tonight, the stunning around the world reaction to the other kate. [ speaking a foreign language ] >> really is a small world after all. isn't it? [ cheers and applause ] and another important gosselin news, kate says she's...
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just a few months ago, kate gosselin sent jon packing, as you know.ooks like the makers, the producers of the hit television show, are sending him packing, too. it was announced tuesday, that jon is gone. but will fans still watch the show when it's just "kate plus 8." andrea canning is here. >> reporter: a lot of highs and lows for them. nearly 10 million viewers tuned in for the season premiere of "jon and kate plus 8." since that premiere, viewership has dropped 80%. can it revamp show, minus jon, win america back? >> sorry. >> reporter: from her regard-breaking, tearful season premiere. >> parents of multiples, have like triple the divorce rate. and thinking, we were going to beat that. but i don't know if i can say that anymore. >> reporter: to an all-time ratings low, during last week's visit to an organic food farm. >> oh, they do have corn. >> breaking news, from "jon and kate plus 8." >> reporter: critics say with the divorce drama playing out -- >> we don't want to watch eight kids eat cereal. >> in the privacy of my own home, i broke down.
just a few months ago, kate gosselin sent jon packing, as you know.ooks like the makers, the producers of the hit television show, are sending him packing, too. it was announced tuesday, that jon is gone. but will fans still watch the show when it's just "kate plus 8." andrea canning is here. >> reporter: a lot of highs and lows for them. nearly 10 million viewers tuned in for the season premiere of "jon and kate plus 8." since that premiere, viewership has dropped...
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. >> with the lady's [ bleep ] up reaction to jon gosselin's relationship. >> they said you were [ bleep around with her. >> no. >> my father taught me to [ bleep ] hard. >> and i imagine you're [ bleep ] better. >> i imagine i would have. >> these guys are massive and strong and very skilled. but they also have very big [ bleep ]. i have seen it first hand. >> what am i going to do? >> grab on to my [ bleep ] and i'll pull you off. >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> okay, we campaigned the whole day and i said to them are you [ bleep ] up? are you ready to go? i'm ready to go. here're the thing. after about a minute or two, i'm starting to feel kind of [ bleep ] up. [ cheers and applause ] >> we have a good show tonight. julie bowen is here. rumer willis is with us. we have music tonight from the used. and we'll be right back with my cousin sal selling yogurt, so stick around. i just gave you some at the restaurant. yea i know. i threw them out. they were old so... old! they are rollover minutes. they are as good as new. ya know not everyone gets to keep their unused minutes. and these da
. >> with the lady's [ bleep ] up reaction to jon gosselin's relationship. >> they said you were [ bleep around with her. >> no. >> my father taught me to [ bleep ] hard. >> and i imagine you're [ bleep ] better. >> i imagine i would have. >> these guys are massive and strong and very skilled. but they also have very big [ bleep ]. i have seen it first hand. >> what am i going to do? >> grab on to my [ bleep ] and i'll pull you off. >>...
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so congratulations, i guess, to the late john phillips who has temporarily displaced jon gosselin as the creepiest dads. the dalai lama was in memphis yesterday to receive the national civil rights freedom award. he narrowly beat out madmen for that honor and he was greeted by the mayor, who tried to teach his holiness with a way of saying hello. >> we have a tradition of using -- it's the bump. [ laughter ] they say you have a sense of humor. i always wanted to say hello, dalai. [ laughter ] >> you know, why people don't like us around the world. you know he's a man of peace just based on the fact what he didn't punch him for saying hello, dalai, for probably the 90,000th time in his life. here's a story in florida. a guy arrested and exposed for exposing himself on the i-95, which is ridiculous until you find out who the guy is. >> a local driver facing serious charges out of flagler county. mark dufus was naked and driving down i-95 and touching himself. >> he was -- he was charged with a duh. more disgrace for the dufus family, will they never win? i mean what if the jonas brothe
so congratulations, i guess, to the late john phillips who has temporarily displaced jon gosselin as the creepiest dads. the dalai lama was in memphis yesterday to receive the national civil rights freedom award. he narrowly beat out madmen for that honor and he was greeted by the mayor, who tried to teach his holiness with a way of saying hello. >> we have a tradition of using -- it's the bump. [ laughter ] they say you have a sense of humor. i always wanted to say hello, dalai. [...
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the brand-new battle over jon gosselin's new bombshell about his love for his 22-year-old girlfriend.the startling sments about whether kate may have had an affair. are jon andicate both hypocrites? jennifer anston's explosive new love confession. "showbiz tonight" goes on one about finding love. >> i don't think it's something you can control or really choose. >> whether she blames herself for her break ups. new family secrets and antonio banderas about his wife's trip back to rehab. tv's most provocative news show here at the top of the hour. (announcer) everything you need to take a breather on long trips. residence inn. need a lift? hey buddy, i appreciate the ride, you know. no problem. ♪ mind if i take a shortcut? yeah, sure. ♪ i knew the subaru legacy was the smart choice... what i didn't expect... was the fun. the all-new subaru legacy. feel the love. (announcer) everything you need to stay balanced on long trips. residence inn.
the brand-new battle over jon gosselin's new bombshell about his love for his 22-year-old girlfriend.the startling sments about whether kate may have had an affair. are jon andicate both hypocrites? jennifer anston's explosive new love confession. "showbiz tonight" goes on one about finding love. >> i don't think it's something you can control or really choose. >> whether she blames herself for her break ups. new family secrets and antonio banderas about his wife's trip...
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don't want to see his johnston." [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's true. [ laughter ] "thank you, jon gosselin'srty in vegas. [ laughter ] you're the reason chlorine was invented." [ laughter and applause ] "thank you, guy with the $10,000 sound system in his $800 car -- [ laughter ] -- for driving down broadway this afternoon. you're loud, you're proud, you're in a '93 tercel. [ laughter ] thank you." [ applause ] [ laughter ] "thank you, chris brown, for wearing a bow tie on your 'larry king' appearance. although i thought that the black and blue color combination was a little insensitive." [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] "thank you, guy at my dry cleaners, for charging me $11 to clean a dress shirt. it clearly doesn't cost that much, but you know i'll pay it anyway because i am not sure what you do and how much it should cost. [ laughter ] in fact, i am 99% sure that all you did was iron it and put a plastic sheet over it." [ laughter ] "thank you, fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, i'm bad at sports." [ laughter and applause ] "thank you, new
don't want to see his johnston." [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's true. [ laughter ] "thank you, jon gosselin'srty in vegas. [ laughter ] you're the reason chlorine was invented." [ laughter and applause ] "thank you, guy with the $10,000 sound system in his $800 car -- [ laughter ] -- for driving down broadway this afternoon. you're loud, you're proud, you're in a '93 tercel. [ laughter ] thank you." [ applause ] [ laughter ] "thank you, chris brown, for wearing a...