if he lost jon stewart, i am just saying -- >> even jon stewart has been hammering at this. >> even iurning on the president saying he learns everything from the news. >> even jon stewart poked fun at president obama for the poor debate performance. >> even the comics lampooned the president's various statements about a public plan. >> i was wondering what is going to happen on "the daily show" when barack obama when the democratic house and democratic house and senate and i have to give him credit he is going after him. >> stewart: who is that young whippersnapper mocking the president? >> it is so much newsworthy, it is not like us making jokes about a certain program or is evidence that politician or issue has reached some kind of tipping point for action. although that apparently is exactly the case that they are making. >> should sebelius step down or be fired. >> i called for her resignation, i think when jon stewart and saturday night live are making fun of the job that you are doing and the web site, what that speaks to is the fact that young americans are laughing at the secr

my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, my guest tonight, mark fainaru-wada, he has written a book that has rocked the nfl about concussions, wrote it with his brother, fabulous book, happy halloween. >> like one month old, it is just lying there pooping its pants and age gering anyone who who it is not related to. well, yesterday the house energy and commerce committee held the much anticipated hearing, with kathleen sebelius, let's see her try to wiggle out of accountability for this mess. >> let me say directly to the americans you deserve better. i apologize. i am accountable to you for fixing these problems. >> stewart: that was weird. i wonder if her apology will in any way affect any certain grandstanding type congress people who might have planned on shaming her into apologizing with some kind of weird prop or something. >> i came with a quote from american icon. hold up a poster that says if you are having a problem, it is our problem. and i am glad to hear you base this philosophy to your actions

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show." [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. an excellent one tonight. our guest tonight mr. tom brokaw. jennifer lawrence is scheduled. she'll be on tomorrow night. tonight is tom brokaw. both talking about the assassination of john f. kennedy. too snoon. [laughter] a little while back on the program i personally don't watch it, i think it's crash. [ laughter ] i may have mentioned something about chicago-style pizza and how it tended to be less pizza-ish than pizza. i was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. in articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditka's ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a -- my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] >> things things are taking offo the "the daily show" host's jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. >> jon

>> things things are taking offo the "the daily show" host's jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. >> jon stewart trashing our pizza. >> i take big offense because chicago style deep dish is the best. >> picking on our pizza. >> a ribbing. >> take a bite it's irresistible. >> i'm not a deep dish fan, myself. i love thin crust. i could get hate mail. i used to ship it froze ton california. >> i'm not a deep dish fan. >> jon: get to the traffic and weather already! [laughter] i'm late and i need to know if i need to wear a coat. [ laughter ] anyway, some people thought that my contribution to the pizza dialog was not particularly well reasoned. >> jon stewart went on a rant. >> stewart fired off a tirade, it continued like that for a while in the cheesesy new york accent. >> jon: cheesy new york accent

but i fail to see how the example of jon stewart has done anything to advance u.s. policy.be we're looking at a situation in which the government can benefit through some kind of intangible, benefit of the force and the prestige and cache of u.s. culture without doing much. if you were to ask me what would be a wonderful example of culture that the united states could promote. it would be jr smith of the nix, willow's miss marvel comic. but that's my very particular and parochial perspective on u.s. culture. and it probably won't have much to do with what people's concerns around the world is with the united states. >> nick says . . . and i want you to gave listen from a muslim artist who went on a tour with the state department. >> hello, as you know we have been created as nations and tribes so we can learn from one another, one of the things that we believed we were doing is traveling overseas to educate the people there about what muslims were like in america, and we were glad we could be a part of that. we did that through our music and travels. >> willow, do you think

i can't recall even jon stewart ever doing that before. >> okay. it was funny, but this is a neat little game that stewart plays. he wants to be a cutting edge media and political critic and he's good at it. but if you say he's having an impact, he's saying, mwha? i don't think so. >> making fun of something is nothing new for us. so don't act like us making jokes about a certain program or president is evidence that that politician or issue has reached some kind of tipping point for action. >> the point is this, don't you use our jokes as evidence that the thing you hate must be stopped. because i'm sure when we joke about [ bleep ] you like, you're more than happy to ignore it. >> jon stewart making fun of obama care was a symbolic moment, the same with snl mocking kathleen sebelius. but these things matter. do we in the media overuse them these clips and oversimplify the issues? we're guilty. but keep them coming, jon, and oh, this is my good side. >>> ahead on media buzz, kids are getting hooked on media devices and some of them are only babies.

access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewarthe daily show." [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. an excellent one tonight. our guest tonight mr. tom brokaw. jennifer lawrence is scheduled. she'll be on tomorrow night. tonight is tom brokaw. both talking about the assassination of john f. kennedy. too snoon. [laughter] a little while back on the program i personally don't watch it, i think it's crash. [ laughter ] i may have mentioned something about chicago-style pizza and how it tended to be less pizza-ish than pizza. i was guest tick laying quite a bit during that clip. in articulating that sentiment, i may have implied that deep dish pizza tastes like a string cheese that had been baked for two hours inside of mike ditka's ass. [ laughter ] so i said that on a -- my program and apparently chicago has television. [laughter] >> things things are taking offo the "the daily show" host's jon stewart rant against our deep dish pizza. >> jon stewart trashing our pizza. >> i take big offense because chicago style deep dish i

central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. we've got a good one for you tonight. my guest joseph scarborough. exciting news in the world of foreign diplomacy. there are signals that the u.s. could be close to iran about an agreement over nuclear capability. just in the knick of time -- nick in of time that is wonderful news because iran is just a week away from developing a nuclear weapon. they have been for the past 20 years. [laughter] says people who would like to bomb iran. [ laughter ] but if iran is willing to make a deal, dude -- >> foreign ministers of big western powers led by the u.s. secretary of state john kerry diverted planes and canceled meetings to fly to geneva. >> jon: let the call go out to the league of unknown gentlemen. diplomats assemble! [laughter] they were all there, all the big diplomats. there was hans the germman -- jean claude from france, lord barrington j. powder of the uk and the man

. >>> rahm emanuel and jon stewart. the major sends him a pizza so bad not even a dog would eat it. >>> it's a friday, november 15th. you might want to wake up. if you're in l.a., watch this and then go to bed. we have thursday night football. i might be most excited about jo jon claude van-damme. we also have chuck norris in the same program. >>> the affordable care act. later today, the house will vote on a bill sponsored by congressman fred upton that would allow americans to keep existing coverage through 2014. the bill allows insurance companies to offer their pre-obama plans. the white house is hoping to ei veto the plan. the president introduced his own solution. a one-year temporary fix to allow people to keep their canceled plans. the new york times says the move will limit democratic support for the bill to just two dozen congressmen. the president spoke about how the rollout hads hurt democrats, including his own presidency. >> there is no doubt that our failure to roll out the a.c.a. smoothly has put a burde

(cheers and applause) from comedy central in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the show, my name is jon stewart. we have a nice one for you tonight. the great geoffrey rush will be joining us. let's begin tonight with healthcare.gov, rhymes with love. last we checked in the embattled obama administration was making a simple promise to the american people. >> by the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. >> it will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site.

(cheers and applause) from comedy central in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart.eers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the show, my name is jon stewart. we have a nice one for you tonight. the great geoffrey rush will be joining us. let's begin tonight with healthcare.gov, rhymes with love. last we checked in the embattled obama administration was making a simple promise to the american people. >> by the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. >> it will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. >> we will have it fully functioning by the end of november. >> jon: fully functioning by november? but as of now for some reason the site continues to give people hepatitis. we don't know. (laughter) well, today the president called a press conference to make a slight adjustment to the promise of a fully functional web site by photograph 30th. >> the web site will work much better on november 30th, december 1st than it worked certainly on october 1st. tha

my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, my guest tonight, mark fainaru-wada, he has written a book that has rocked the nfl about concussions, wrote it with his brother, fabulous book, happy halloween. >> like one month old, it is just lying there pooping its pants and age gering anyone who who it is not related to. well, yesterday the house energy and commerce committee held the much anticipated hearing, with kathleen sebelius, let's see her try to wiggle out of accountability for this mess. >> let me say directly to the americans you deserve better. i apologize. i am accountable to you for fixing these problems. >>

jon stewart has never -- let me underline "never" -- made fun of the program.e fun of the execution of the program, something none of us are pleased with. >> rick, hold on a second. how much longer can you divide the executi of a program from the program itself? eventually they are the same thing. >> eventually they are. but if you think any rational person thinks that 30 days is enough to judge it, i don't know what you consider a rational person. >> perhaps, rich, jon stewart is not rational. he is not just laughing at the implementation of it. >> yes, he is. >> he is laughing of the >> no, he's not. it. that young people will want to run out and buy something they didn't have to watch before. >> i don't know if you watch him, i watch every night. no, he is not laughinat that. >> at any rate, whoever is laughing at whatever, the fact is, rich, that the program just doesn't seem to be working. it's not just the rolling out of one part of it. i seems to be the whole thing. >>eah. but i would like to int out that rick is among those who believes that obama didn'

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart."daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we have an excellent excellent program tonight. tonight's guest: the ledgend himself dr. bills cosby joins us a little bit later. a good man. [cheers and applause] breaking news out of -- yeah that's right -- canada. >> just into the news desk, the crack-smoking mayor of toronto has just done it again. [ laughter ] >> jon: which brings us to our brand new segment "this just in the crack-smoking mayor of toronto has just done it again." [laughter] [laughter] so apparently -- the crack-smoking mayor of toronto has done it again. [ laughter ] here is the sentence i'm assuming does not follow that sentence: saves the day. >> the hours long city council meeting deteriorating into a spectacle. mayor rob ford at one point started mocking a council member suspect of driving drunk. >> mayor, stop disrupting. >> amid the chaos he nearly knocked a councilwoman to the ground as he ra

wonk >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. my name tonight patrick stewart is going to be here. he's a good man. [cheers and applause] one of our favorites, patrick stewart. as you know, all week we have been following toronto mayor rob ford as he's been filming -- [laughter] -- filming the footage for what we assume will be his forthcoming vh1 behind the music episode. he was riding high as mayor of toronto but how high no one had any idea. [ laughter ] of course, for quite some time rob ford was denying he was a smoker of crack cocaine he recently amended that statement slightly on tuesday. >> yes, i have smoked crack cocaine. >> jon: oh, crack cocaine, i thought you had asked had you tried jack lalaine, or hijacked a plane or if there are any blacks in maine. that's what i thought. my hearing is not good with what all the crack smoking. [ laughter ] now, i am sure that people who love rob ford have tried to ma

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(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. ram key and peele, we have keele and pee on the show tonight. chors plaus. >> jon: lucky was farsd, man, those dudes are funny. if you are anything like me, you can't digest milkment but also-- (laughter) you watch a lot of television news. and if you do you might have noticed the question that is increasingly on the med why's mind. >> was this racist? an alabama sorority accused of rejecting a candidate because she's black. >> to smear an entire segment of the population, are they racist? >> race, is race an issue here? >> was race a factor? >> are you racist? >> am i a racist? (laughter) >> jon: never ask a question you don't know the answer to. (laughter) the media they are just askinging they don't know. everything is happening

from comedy central in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the show, my name is jon stewart. we have a nice one for you tonight. the great geoffrey rush will be joining us. let's begin tonight with healthcare.gov, rhymes with love. last we checked in the embattled obama administration was making a simple promise to the american people. >> by the end of this month we anticipate that it is going to be working the way that it will suppose to. >> it will take to the end of november for an optimally functioning web site. >> we will have it fully functioning by the end of november. >> jon: fully functioning by november? but as of now for some reason the site continues to give people hepatitis. we don't know. (laughter) well, today the president called a press conference to make a slight adjustment to the promise of a fully functional web site by photograph 30th. >> the web site will work much better on november 30th, december 1st than it worked certainly on october 1st.

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is the jon stewart. we've got a good show for you tonight. what is going snon. [cheers and applause] -- wow, what a show tonight. tonight's guest bob woodruff. we'll talk about liz veterans foundation ant big benefit coming up. you remember a few months back we talked to the mayor of toronto rob ford was a crack head. that there was maybe a piece of video of mayor rob ford of toronto smoking -- crack. [ laughter ] and i now understand the videotape is exhibiting the poor judgment you often associate with smoking crack. >> i cannot comment on a video that i've never seen or does not exist. >> he can't comment on -- good news, everybody. [cheers and applause] now toronto mayor rob ford can comment on a video of him smoking crack. >> police say they have video of mayor ford smoking a crack pipe and making racist and homophobic remarks. >> smoking crack and making racist and homophobic rem

wonk wonk from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." hey -- [cheers and applause] -- my name is jon stewart. we've got a good show for you tonight. my guest the lovely, the talented jennifer lawrence will be joining us. we're very excited about that. [cheers and applause] but real quick off the top i don't know if you happened to be near a television set today -- [laughter] -- although clearly you are at one right now. that was a stupid opening, wasn't it? [laughter] but you might have heard the big news out of the senate. >> harry reid is poised to the launch the nuclear option. >> jon: noooo! no, harry don't -- there's still good in this world. [ laughter ] don't kill us all. [ laughter ] what is the nuclear option, by the way? >> the nuclear option means that it would only take 51 votes, a simple majority to get -- overcome this filibuster threat. [laughter] >> jon: oooooooh. [ laughter ] so deciding to allow majority rules to ings. ally -- in

upbeat techno music] ♪ central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: boom. welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight the fine actress is elizabeth olsen. many of you may not know this she's the famed sister of famed cub reporter jimmy olsen. [ laughter ] but first man it's been a rough couple of weeks for broab, months really. his foreign allies are angry with him because we are spying on them. [ laughter ] his domestic allies are angry at him because of incompetent health care rollout. he taped over his wedding video recently. he was trying to record a very special "two broke girls." hello, mr. president, they are all special. [ laughter ] and this weekend was booed at a basketball game. [audience reacts] and now here in my studio or was that something snels. [laughter] to give smu sense of perspective about where things are for the president, this is how a crowd greeted the crack smoking train wreck of a mayor in toronto on saturday. [che

(cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. k you for joining us. our guests tonight shall we're excited about this from the hill aruous television program key and peele, we have keele and pee on the show tonight. chors plaus. >> jon: lucky was farsd, man, those dudes are funny. if you are anything like me, you can't digest milkment but also-- (laughter) you watch a lot of television news. and if you do you might have noticed the question that is increasingly on the med why's mind. >> was this racist? an alabama sorority accused of rejecting a candidate because she's black. >> to smear an entire segment of the population, are they racist? >> race, is race an issue here? >> was race a factor? >> are you racist? >> am i a racist? (laughter) >> jon: never ask a question you don't know the answer to. (laughter) the media they are just askinging they don't know. everything is happening, they are just passengers on this crazy bus called news. (laughter) >> fear not, for tonight we settle the investigationing questions with our brand-n