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tonight -- keegan-michael key and jordan peele, music from run river north. featuring the 8g band with will calhoun. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." hontw is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. beyonce released her new album "lemonade" this weekend. and when he realized what it was about, jay z released a little lemonade, too. [ laughter ] that's right. beyonce releas a surprise album. ofmi course, whecan you're over 40 and white, every beyonce album is a surprise album. [ laughter ] she did what? i'll have to go to sam goody and chpeck that out. well, it's that time of year so let's get you caught up. jon is still dead but still maybe not dead. [ laughter ] little finger is still devious. [ laughter ] and winter is still coming. [ inlaughter and applause ] donald trump did an impression of hillary clinton at a rally needing a teleprompter, speaking in a robotic manner and being boring. and then hillary did an impres

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jimmy's guest tonight are jordan peele and keegan michael key, glenn powell and music from m8 36789 " news" continues at 4:30 with tamala edward, matt owe doll it, david murphy and karen rodgers with traffic. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team, aim jim gardner, good night. >> ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jordan peele & keegan-michael key, from "everybody wants some," glen powell this week in unnecessary censorship and music cletones" and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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jordan peele, it has been my utter pleasure. >> steven michael key, thank you. >> so many jokes.lie rose. that movie, you can't help but crack up when you see a kitnent a do rag. >> funny. >> has anybody ever called you a unicorn before? >> never. that may be the first and the last time. >> yes. >> nicely done, key and peele. >> more from the conversation, "cbs this morning" and cbsthismorning. >>> and we're excited about this -- we get to introduce you to the 2016 national teacher of the year who helps kids learn beyond the e-class has 11 intelligent driver-assist systems. it recognizes pedestrians and alerts you. warns you about incoming cross-traffic. cameras and radar detect dangers you don't. and it can even stop by itself. so in this crash test, one thing's missing: a crash. the 2016 e-class. now receive up to a $3,000 spring bonus on the e350 sport sedan. >>> only on "cbs this morning," we're fraud announce -- we're proud to announce the 2016 teacher of the year. the country is home to over three million teachers. each year thousands are nominated for the honor. the final

jordan peele, it has been my utter pleasure. >> steven michael key, thank you. >> so many jokes.nent a do rag. >> funny. >> has anybody ever called you a unicorn before? >> never. that may be the first and the last time. >> yes. >> nicely done, key and peele. >> more from the conversation, "cbs this morning" and cbsthismorning. >>> and we're excited about this -- we get to introduce you to the 2016 national teacher of the year who helps kids learn beyond >>> only on "cbs this morning," we're fraud announce -- we're proud to announce the 2016 teacher of the year. the country is home to over three million teachers. each year thousands are nominated for the honor. the final four were chosen for their ability to develop students' minds and character along with inspiring social awareness. >> the winner is, drum roll, please, johannah hayes. shout out to you, mrs. hayes. she teaches history -- >> aw! look at my kids! >> 12th grade at john f. kennedy high school in waterbury, connecticut. i think the kids like mrs. hayes. hundreds of her students at they are just finding out that mrs. k

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tonight jordan peel and glen powell, m83. this week in unnecessary censorship. >>> police in texas are trying to track down the owner of a tiger found wandering around a small town. police got a report of the animal on the loose early this morning and enlisted animal control officers to help wrangle the tiger. authorities are asking the public to help them find whoever owned the tiger which also had a collar and a leash. >>> new at 11:00, talk about a sign of the times. inside boxes of crackerjacks for more than 100 years are disappearing. instead the prize for now on will be a sticker with a digital code for a -- wait for it -- mobile game. these are baseball inspired mobile digital experiences the company says. four games require an app called blipar to work. also styling new packaging. >> that's why you eat crackerjacks, for the prizes. >> is it still crackerjacks? >> yes. >>> rob is up next with sports. >> we've got games, we talked about how big tonight's game was. rangers needed to get something started. if they don't g

jimmy's guest tonight are jordan peele and keegan michael key, glenn powell and music from m8 36789 "ews" continues at 4:30 with tamala edward, matt owe doll it, david murphy and karen rodgers with traffic. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team, aim jim gardner, good night. >> ♪

tomorrow night, keegan-michael key and jordan peele will be here, glen powell will be with us, and we'll have music from "m83." >> jimmy: our first guest is a golden globe-winning, two-time helped bring down bin laden in "zero dark thirty" but then ruined that by rescuing matt damon in "the martian." she co-stars alongside charlize theron, chris hemsworth, and emily blunt in "the huntsman: winter's war." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome jessica chastain. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm very well. um, i just came off this huge press tour for the huntsman, and i brought you a gift. >> jimmy: thank you. that's nice. oh, it's paper. >> yep. >> jimmy: all right. oh? okay. thank you. >> that's from me. and if you could just hold that. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> jimmy: wow, what is that? >> that is called dorian. it's the king of fruit in asia. >> jimmy: really? >> can you guys smell it? >> jimmy: this is their king? >> that's their king, and what do you do with this? >> you eat it. >> jimmy: do i need the gloves because it's sharp? >> gloves in case you want to smell like it for the nex

. >> reporter: keegan-michael key and jordan peele better known as key & peele are in the bay area tomote their new movie "keanu". >> this is a story about a guy who starts at his low point and fights for something that is sacred to him. >> nothing makes sense anymore. >> are you okay? >> she broke up with me. >> ♪ >> reporter: that's where his kitten "keanu" comes in, the animal fills the hole in his characters heart after his girlfriend dumped him but when "keanu" goes missing, the duo who play cousins do whatever it takes to get the kitten back. >> we put ourselves in a situation where we might get shot, we could die, walking into the wire or new jack city. >> reporter: although key & peele get the top billing, the true stars are the cats and kittens used to make the movie, the filmmakers say there's a message, adopting cats and kittens. >> every single kitten is a rescue kitten. every cat is a rescue cat. some of the cats were adopted by members of the crew. >> reporter: oaklands cat uptown cafi is a nonprofit shelter that also benefited from the movie. the cafi was renamed "keanu

keegan-michael key and jordan peele, plus music from "of monsters and men" and "m83." >> please joinhat rare performer who can act, sing, be pregnant and maintain a phony british accent all at the same time starting friday you can see her as the villainous queen freya in "the huntsman, winter's war". no please say hello to emily blunt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, you look fantastic pregnant. >> it's just the food backstage. amazing. >> jimmy: that's incredible. >> you have food stuff back there. >> jimmy: how are you feeling? >> good. >> jimmy: your daughter hazel is two. is she excited about a new baby in the house? >> she's s she excited about a new baby? she likes being top dog at the moment, i think. i broached it with her and the first response when i said there's a baby in there you're going to be a big sister, she looked at me and went, nope. and i went, yes. so that was the first talk, and we've bought her every i'm a big sister book out there. >> jimmy: right, yeah. can you do special one on one things? >> i try. people say the relationship between you an

the comedy playing well -- it was packed those who were sympathetic to jordan peel. there weren't enough laughs for minute for me to recommend the picture to anyone except their die hard fans. >> i'm one of them. i start laughing when i see -- >> the best line of that entire review is the cat is really cute. >> there you go: >> all right, thank s sandy. >>> a marriage milestone for the duchess. they're celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary. on this day five years ago, kate middleton married during they have had two children. >> i tie their wedding to your live shots from london. that's how i remember it. >> we have so much fun covering that. >> good memories. >>> up next, an nfl disaster, how some media posting caused a football star probably millions of dollars. >>> a police officer seen in a video stomping he all across new york families are coming back to time warner cable. join them, and switch right now. we have trucks standing by, and we can install as early as today. we came back for internet speeds so fast even the kids are impressed. oh she's impressed.

. >> keegan michael key and jordan peele play cousins who have to track down an adopted kitten when itthe bay area. >> this is legitimately the nicest, coolest cat shelter i've ever seen. >> every kitten used in the movie is a rescue kitten. and some of the cats were adopted by members of the crew. >> people at the nonprofit cat cafe were happy for the chance to get some of their adoptable cats a new home. and the movie opens a week from tomorrow. >>> the number one women's golfer will try for her third straight swinging skirts title right here in the bay area. the first round starts in a couple of minutes at lake merced. lydia ko has won the classic for the past two years. she'll only be 19 years old on sunday. she'll tee off at 7:55 this morning. >> good luck and happy birthday. >>> the contra costa community is coming together to help thousands in need. they are giving away goods and services and it's the convoy of hope event. volunteers have new donated shoes. organizers have received a thousand pairs of shoes, and they are hoping for 2000 more. and the event will offer medical and

. >> reporter: keegan michael key and jordan peele have to track down an adopted kitten when it goesnd's cattown cafe was renamed keanu's crib for the day. >> this is the nicest cat shelter i've ever seen. >> better than a regular human cafe. >> every cat and kitten used in the movie are rescue pets. >> people were happy for the chance to get the cats new homes. the movie will open a week from tomorrow. >>> it is now 5:56. and police are investigating the third homicide in san jose since saturday. a man stabbed his father to death inside their home. we'll have a report from the scene coming up next. >>> and we are on interstate 80 in the east bay. two horrible crashes are dying up traffic near crockett. and one of the crashes was deadly. high pressure >> good morning. a deadly crash involving a big rig has shut down two lanes of interstate 80 near the cummings skyway. we'll tell you about this crash and two earlier crashes also connected to the accident. >> reporter: we are live in san jose where a man is under arrest for allegedly killing his own father. we'll have the latest on the

thursday keegan michael key, jordan peele, and musical guest m83. our first guest tonight is the oscar-winning stars of beloved "beetlejuice," "tootsie," "a league of their own," "thelma she is also the founder of the bentonville film festival which of all places. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: you smell very good. just fyi. >> thank you. >> jimmy: in case people at home are wondering, geena davis smells real good. >> excellent. >> jimmy: i was just reading your introduction. that's a really great list. and i know the list is much longer than that. what do people mention most to you? is it "thelma and louise" that they -- >> yeah. mostly "thelma and louise." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. but there's a phenomenon that happens also where very often somebody will say "i like your movie." and i'm like, okay, what is the one movie they think i made? and it's always "beetlejuice." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, if you're going to see one, that's a good one to see. >> it was very long ago, right? but they think i didn'

tonight -- keegan-michael key and jordan peele, music from run river north. featuring the 8g band with will calhoun. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen,

tonight -- keegan-michael key and jordan peele, music from run river north. news. beyonce released her new album "lemonade" this weekend. and when he realized what it was about, jay z released a little lemonade, too.

keegan-michael key and jordan peele, behind the comedy "key and peele." >> a run away kitten shows up don't want to hear this, but everything happens for a reason. >> you're right, clarence. everything does happen for a reason. i want you to meet keanu. >> what? no! no! oh, my gosh. that's the cutest cat i've ever seen in my life. i'm sorry, keanu? >> yeah. >> okay. >> i think it means cool breeze in hawaiian. >> keegan-michael key and jordan peele, good morning. good to see you. >> good to see you. >> you made one of the cats run right into the wall there. >> i'm thinking of the hockey players. he's okay. doing fine. >> they land on their feet, and their heads have fur on it. >> can we be honest about something? i mean this. we quote your lines in this studio every single morning. >> that's what they said. >> we are ridiculous fans of yours. >> we love you. >> there's no blake who works at nbc. >> blake. >> first of all, you're not cat people, you're both dog people. >> wait a second. >> okay. i don't mean to be disparaging. >> the controversy has already started. we love cats, grew