kat: greg, but that on your desk? greg: just some stuff. kat: what like what?eg: paperclips, got pens, you never know when you'll need a big role of mentor and paper dispensary paper for your, you know, next to the trailer. you never know. kat: yeah, and what's up and you? greg: i don't have anything. kat: i behind you. greg: this is just my third -- i just got to take it all but i don't think lou will notice is gone because he is plenty of stuff there. kat: and what is this on the couch? greg: that is thick. he works and maintenance. he's going to come home and change my lightbulbs because i'm too short. kat: no, he's not. greg: meet me at the car, that. don't eat permits. [applause] greg: rob, it's monitor to its weird to monitor the ham intake. >> what's funny about this is it the most costly game of hide the salami since anthony weiner. [laughter] greg: always works, every time. very nice. doesn't everybody who has a job, chris, steal from their work let me? >> definitely. greg: what do you feel? what can you steal from a comedy show, not inside jokes but.

kat timpf.eering and applause] hebrews his knee on mount rushmore, wwe superstar and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] rob, what do you make of the media crowdsourcing to help bolster their idea of fake news? they did this with their payment e-mails. >> it's a weird because they're already doing that. feel like he needs to have a talk with whoever is the hr mental health person at "the new york times". do not post to let the wire show. they're letting us know their playbook which is kind of fake news. greg: that is transparent of them. they should be sitting around let's find -- >> whenever they make a mistake they say they don't have enough editors. in that building there are enough editors. greg: exactly. >> they're all part of the democrats. greg: and they are cash-strapped. they need a crowd to help them do this. the real crowdsourcing, jedediah, the people to force him to do corrections. especially with nikki haley, if fox news said what you did to nikki lee was terrible t

greg: kat?'t know where you draw the line because people believe in all kinds of crazy stuff. people believe in ghosts or themselves or even though you should know there are millions of other people who are far more attractive and talented and successful than you are at any given time. everyone should recommend that. people read their scopes and people are like mercury is in retrograde so i'm crazy. people say i feel six i'll run this amethyst all over my face and he will cure my acne or whatever. i have no police. i believe in nothing. i believe in nothing that i pulled some people believe in straighter things in aliens and at the same time i agree with the tires. now i am 1000% can run for office. i have weird stuff in my past but at least it all happened on this planet. greg: that's true. tyrus: that's a big point. >> people believe in much stranger things in aliens. kat: people walk around with rocks around their neck saying it will make a difference in their energy. tyrus: whoa, whoa. >> he

kat is a fun gal.'m realizing i'm a bit of a square because i believe my butt belongs inside of my clothes when i'm in public. [applause] greg: very strong butt in clothes message, kat. >> thank you i do it for the children. greg: yes. madison, should the country just say we're not going to rescue you if you're doing it on your own risk or is that -- >> no, i say do it for the gram. if people want to take these pictures, take them, most of the time, not all the time but in a lot of places they are being sent the bills anyway for negligence when they are getting rescued in situations like this. the advice i want to have for people who want to jump off the cliffs and take pictures, go to utah, 20 to 30 dollars, you can buy a get rescue free card. if you plan on doing things like this, you buy your card, everybody pitches in and then people have to get rescued don't have to pay the bills. greg: wow. >> america is doomed. [laughter] >> it's like insurance for a rescue. greg: it is rescue insurance. all rig

kat is a fun gal.f a square because i believe my butt belongs inside of my clothes when i'm in public. [applause] greg: very strong butt in clothes message, kat. >> thank you i do it for the children. greg: yes. madison, should the country just say we're not going to rescue you if you're doing it on your own risk or is that -- >> no, i say do it for the gram. if people want to take these pictures, take them, most of the time, not all the time but in a lot of places they are being sent the bills anyway for negligence when they are getting rescued in situations like this. the advice i want to have for people who want to jump off the cliffs and take pictures, go to utah, 20 to 30 dollars, you can buy a get rescue free card. if you plan on doing things like this, you buy your card, everybody pitches in and then people have to get rescued don't have to pay the bills. greg: wow. >> america is doomed. [laughter] >> it's like insurance for a rescue. greg: it is rescue insurance. all right, tyrus, you're on ins

kat is a fun gal. i believe my butt belongs inside of my clothes when i'm in public. [applause] greg: very strong butt in clothes message, kat. >> thank you i do it for the children. greg: yes. madison, should the country just say we're not going to rescue you if you're doing it on your own risk or is that -- >> no, i say do it for the gram. if people want to take these pictures, take them, most of the time, not all the time but in a lot of places they are being sent the bills anyway for negligence when they are getting rescued in situations like this. the advice i want to have for people who want to jump off the cliffs and take pictures, go to utah, 20 to 30 dollars, you can buy a get rescue free card. if you plan on doing things like this, you buy your card, everybody pitches in and then people have to get rescued don't have to pay the bills. greg: wow. >> america is doomed. [laughter] >> it's like insurance for a rescue. greg: it is rescue insurance. all right, tyrus, you're on instagram a lot. usua

kat is a fun gal.e i believe my butt belongs inside of my clothes when i'm in public. [applause] greg: very strong butt in clothes message, kat. >> thank you i do it for the children. greg: yes. madison, should the country just say we're not going to rescue you if you're doing it on your own risk or is that -- >> no, i say do it for the gram. if people want to take these pictures, take them, most of the time, not all the time but in a lot of places they are being sent the bills anyway for negligence when they are getting rescued in situations like this. the advice i want to have for people who want to jump off the cliffs and take pictures, go to utah, 20 to 30 dollars, you can buy a get rescue free card. if you plan on doing things like this, you buy your card, everybody pitches in and then people have to get rescued don't have to pay the bills. greg: wow. >> america is doomed. [laughter] >> it's like insurance for a rescue. greg: it is rescue insurance. all right, tyrus, you're on instagram a lot. usu

howie: joining us, kat timpf and cathy areu.oogle leaders are doing this in front of video cameras. cameras are rolling, and they assume everybody agrees with them. and there is even talk of helping employees move to canada. kat: there was serious talk about helping employees leave the country. i understand you talk to your friend yo -- talk to your frien. i don't understand why it was videotaped when you see the way this videotape has been used in the conservative media saying google is biased and there might be something to the idea that their bias impacts the way they do business. howie: they are entitled not to like the president. but they refer to trump voters as dumb and extreme and have a tendency toward extremism. cathy: it's interesting that this was put out about a company that doesn't hide the fact that it's liberal. it's an era of buyer beware and reader beware. we need to know who is telling us what. howie: the only problem with that is google is not a website you can believe or not believe. going the put out a stat

kat, would you try this?rom me on the hall. >> i like to put mustard on egg sandwiches, i put relish on popcorn and i enjoyed it. the butter and relish complement each other well. this is an abomination and what's even worse you see in the video, she did in front of a child. greg: yes, i know. >> and i thought we were supposed to be protecting our children from seeing disgusting and disturbing things, not doing it right in front of them. that video should be rated r. greg: should be. >> no one should be allowed to watch. i'm a big horror movie fan, and never seen anything that disturbed me quite like that. greg: you know what it is, joe, if you look at it closely, the wrong mix, you need -- that's not a sauce, it's a carbonated soda. >> yeah. you know you're eating chicken tenders wrong when the child is mortified by what you're doing. they exist on chicken tenders. >> she made chicken tenders anti-chicken tenders. >> she admitted she was hung over, i appreciate her honesty. you are trying to get as much salt

he has a lot of spunk, national review reporter kat timpf. former wwe superstar tyrus. all right. >> usually if you are serving the president of the united states you do it because you are an honorable person with dignity and integrity and class. this joker is not that. the "new york times" decided to publish that. first amendment. a senior administration official could be something as lowly as i used to be when i was a deputy press secretary. that's a legit senior administration official. that means across the entire government. i could be reaching for the epa regional office in colorado, that could be the person. they say they are being so effective. if that's the case, keep your mouth shut. just do it. greg: i know people like this. they don't like the boss and they are passive aggressive. why aren't you president. you didn't run and you didn't win so shut the f up. >> nobody voted for this person. you can't act like you are a member of the resistance when you are on the same healthcare plan and part of the evil resistance. become a former administration official, sa

krazy kat might reach that make asians.at mark kermode thinks of that and the rest of the films. —— prezzo. crazy rich asians. hello and welcome to our look ahead at what the the papers will be bringing us tomorrow. with me are author and columnist at the evening standard, tony evans and penny smith, journalist & broadcaster. many of tomorrow's front pages are already in. the telegraph splashes with borisjohnson‘s warning to the prime minister that her irish brexit plan is a disaster. the main image is a beaming victoria beckham celebrating her london fashion week debut. the times reports that theresa may's irish border plan will in fact raise the chances of a deal. the i leads with the challenge to mrs may's eu exit plan by brexiteers. michael gove, on the other hand, has urged tory rebels to back the chequers plan, with the metro reporting that the environment secretary says a future prime minister could renegotiate once britain has left the eu. the guardian has learned that local councils are developing algorithims to pr

the fans on have social platform jenny even kat if she's real numbers. i called her a little while ago because i just thought the way she just was an idea like faking to be a robot but i suppose it's a real i don't know. around one point four million people are following her account . she recommends styles that she's having. them on a day when they came and made an announcement that she wasn't wild card creators maintained her account had been hacked to reveal she was fake but marketing expert ted donek says that didn't tanishaa success he started to display. qualities that humans have and you know that people tend to like a lot of the machine learning as well going on there so they're able to see what types of behavior. people are drawn to. another example of the enemy saying i have so many care of japan she's been giving live concerts for years fans will shut off as much as one hundred thirty euros for ticket. you know what a dancer and a singer he used to get canadian side just on my ahem moves and voice. and a hologram of the late aubusson is current

leave us with this week from sunny who says still missed every day thank you and rest in power marie kat and chris paul thank you so much for joining us under the wire opens this week in the u.k. and from september the seventh have a look here my laptop you can download it wherever you happen to be in the world i highly recommend it thank you guest for being with us to take care. september on al-jazeera the fourth eastern economic forum is to be held in the city of london for stock as russia looks to expand its influence in the asia pacific region on television and online the stream continues to talk into the extraordinary potential of social media to disseminate news the presidents of russia turkey and iran will need into hiran for another summit seeking an end to the war in syria we'll have extensive coverage people in power continues to examine the use and abuse of power around the world the united nations general assembly holds a seventy third session what action will it take on atrocities in me and maher and jim and we'll bring you all the news of september on al-jazeera. and of str

sport centre, here's kat. fan, or anything else happening, one story in town. story in town.the ryder cup, reaching 14. cup, reaching 14. 5 points to get the trophy in the last 15 minutes. trophy in the last 15 minutes. film —— phil? —— phil? point, sparking celebrations among fans. fans. john watson, what a way for the usa to lose the cup? phil? mickelson going into the water. at one point it was tense. could have pulled off a spectacular comeback? comeback? there were times when the leaderboard was awash with red. leaderboard was awash with red. building momentum that they achieved the all—important 4. 5 points needed. 14. 5 points was what they needed to win back the ryder cup. win back the ryder cup. all—important point to get them there. there. he has done so well in the last few days. winning all of his matches. matches. had never won a single point in his previous ryder cup appearances? previous ryder cup appearances? the day didn't start off too well. day didn't start off too well. mixed ryder cup for rory mcilroy, beaten byjustin thomas. beaten byjustin thomas. diffi

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maria: kat kempf excitement. peter navarro will be coming up in the next hour, white house strategic communications adviser mercedes slap and ralph norman is here and fox news strategic analyst jack keane and singer and song writer joy villa talking about the emmy's, moving onto incredible important story that we will continue to cover here on fox, the death toll from florence reaching 32 across carolinas and virginia as heavy rains make their way out to have area, residents will feel impact of the storm for a long time to come, jeff flock is in wilmington, north carolina with the very latest. good morning, jeff. jeff: in the midst of flood waters, man against man in the trade war but man against nature in the war on water in north carolina and that battle is still to be waged, this maybe d.-day along the cape fear river, we are not far from cape fear river but perhaps you see it, it's way outside the banks here, off in the distance is dark, maybe next hour we will get sunshine for you, dagen, and see homes back

higher ranking than captain now in the past there have been those who have called into question belling kat's billeted to carry out these types of investigations independently and without any bias what is doing is nothing more than reading tea leaves era level analysis is a method used by hobbyists never been to syria. doesn't speak arabic and he can't duck says press and research from the content of his armchair now ever since that incident in seoul very early this year the u.k. government have held the russian government responsible for what took place and that's a theme which repeated itself today in the un general assembly the u.k. saw the consequences of these norms being the road it insults pretty this year when russia recklessly deployed a nerve agent on our streets the united kingdom has presented to detailed evidence clearly laid out in charges of attempted murder and the use of possession of a chemical weapon against agents of the russian state. uncorroborated rhetoric on the incident is on the rise the u.k. is stubbornly rejecting the idea of a joint investigation with russia which

i saw a bunch of kit-kats. >> the marshmallow you can eat your way out.> cannot be healthy. >> you know kids will try it if they're real. weather tomorrow morning, we have some marshmallows in the sky. >> just came to me. mid 50s and hot they are week up to 94 on friday. >> thanks for joining us here at 11:00. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good evening, my fellow tv watching americans. tonight, i'd like to talk about a huge threat facing our nation. a new book written about me by the highly discredited bob -- woodward. [ laughter ]

yes so this comes from the online blog belling kat they have allegedly done their investigations and they say found the real name of one of the two men accused by the british government of being involved in the incident in soulsby earlier this year which involved the use of the novacek know agent of course u.k. government not so long ago named alexander petro of. bashir of as being the two men responsible for that attack and today the blog claiming that mr bashir on this real name is actually and that's really sheppey guy and he is no less than a member of the g.r.u. which is the russian military intelligence agency now what's pop somewhat interesting is that this man is alleged to be a connal a very high ranking figure within the e.u. and he's also somebody who has been who has received the country's highest military recognition the military on a now within the piece itself it's somewhat surprising that betting cuts own source said that an operation like this with a usually be carried out by someone a lot more lower ranking perhaps a field operative no higher than a captain and it's

big kat bryant. number one in your program, maybe number one in your heart, depending upon who you're rooting for. fourth down. >> brian: and the only way jake browning goes down after that long extending the play is if you have great coverage down field, so, give that secondary credit here. and now, a decision for chris petersen. fourth and 15. >> todd: i think you have to go for it, brian. remember, they had to turn a time-out when they were on defense because of a personnel issue, as well, so. >> brian: correct. all-out blitz. >> steve: fourth and 16, here they come. browning not going to get out of there. dontavius russell running down the field. you can't hear anything. the auburn sideline has exploded in joy. >> brian: he brought his biggest blitz of the game on the biggest play of the game. he brought everybody to put pressure on jake browning. there's nobody back in the middle of the field. >> referee: the ruling on the-- rian: jake brown iing didn't have anywhere to go. >> steve: they're cal

secretary general cya barack kat's remarks come a day after the u.s. announced it's shutting down the p.l.o. mission in washington d.c. i did your castro looks now at the effects of the trumpet ministrations latest move . the flag of palestine has waved above this brick building in washington d.c. for more than two decades a symbol of struggle controversy and for mohamed a wise pride especially when you don't have anything to show for your identity except this flag. the rest of. it is under occupation the rest of our identity is that if you are there and everywhere in the us this was a wise was born in a refugee camp in lebanon that's myself here my sister. my brother after moving to the us he became a businessman and a white house advisor who took part in the one nine hundred ninety five negotiations between israel and palestine we had hopes for peace but after getting closer to the peace process i realized there is no way no way at the time for a comprehensive peace agreement but there was progress like the strength and acceptance of the palestine li

as well as having students like kat watch out for mental health issues, the university are in the processo lecturers. talking, that's what universities want students to do more. derby also has tailored mental health classes to help them better cope with academic pressures and outside lectures, they're encouraged to have difficult conversations with other students in unusual situations. like weeding, while at the allotment society. but, according to the body which represents vice chancellors, while all universities know that there is a problem, not enough are making it a priority. i think university leaders have been slow to adopt this as a priority. with some exceptions. and we need to persuade vice chancellors and principals that it really is core to the success of their organisations. i don't think a generation of students will forgive universities who do not prioritise this. that report by chi chi is and do. an investigation by bbc radio 5 live has found that the number of elderly people who say they have been the victim of scamming has nearly doubled in the last three yea rs. in some

as well as having students like kat watch out for mental health issues, the university are in the process all of their staff and that is from cleaners, right through to lecturers. talking, that is what universities want students to do more. derby also has tailored mental health classes to help them better cope with academic pressures and outside lectures, they are encouraged to have difficult conversations with other students in unusual situations. like weeding, while at the allotment society. but, according to the body which represents vice chancellors, while all universities know that there is a problem, not enough are making it a priority. i think university leaders have been slow to adopt this as a priority. with some exceptions, we need to persuade vice chancellors and principals that it really is core to the success of their organisations. i don't think a generation of students will forgive universities who do not prioritise this. chi chi izundu reporting. now, with all the sport, here's ollie foster, at the bbc sport centre... with golf's ryder cup just 5 days away, tiger woods is

next to terry, mike, kat, tyrus and our studio audience. i'm greg gutfeld and i love you. i'm jon scott. "watters' world" is next. [♪] jesse: welcome to this special edition of. "watters' world." a look at president trump's most of controversial policies and issues of 2018. we begin with the investigation into alleged russian collusion. president trump: it's a disgrace and a total witch hunt it's a pure and simple witch hunt. i have this witch hunt constantly going on for for 12 months now. jesse: but the democrats continue to attack the democrats and the campaigns alleged ties to russia. >> the president continues to cast doubt on whether he accepts the fundamental conclusion that russia intervened whether there was a conspiracy or not. jesse: the mueller investigation has led to charges but none of them are connected to president trump or his campaign. one of the jurors in the tax fraud trial, everybody couldn't understand why everybody was linking manafort too the trump-russia collusion. >> they tried to make it about the russian collusion and the judge shut them down o

kat will history say about donald trump?>> i don't know because obviously joe mccarthy was known for one thing which is smearing theiram name in the name of communism in this is a lot of things they are doing. i not know if he will go down in history to denuclearize the korean peninsula. i wish them the best. i hope he does or if he goes down in history he has some new things he wants to achieve and trump is all these different things parts of trump b12 b12 is healthy for the political leaders to rethink his reese fonts to trade. with the democrats and republicans inking about corporate part profit i don't think it's necessarily wrong to live up to his word but for the public and the policymakers to rethink american intervention abroad. such a here on the left handea the right this is one big party. obviously they are not they are two different when it comes to trade and foreign policymo to more in the middle of one american party. so if after president trump leaves office there are changes i don't know what people will thin

. >> my name is kathy but people call me kat and i've always had an affinity since i was little.a cat, one or two, not 600. >> reporter: she moved to lana'i in 2001 to open a art gallery with her husband and she was surprised when there were so many starving cats roaming around the island. >> as you look around the sanctuary today, all the cats you see here were roaming in town or down at the resort, at the golf course, and in pretty sad shape, either very hungry homeless cats? cats were originally brought to a to hawaii long ago. on the cliffs besides the for you seasons cats were running wild and destroying the wildlife. the cats began to prey on native birds like the wedge-tailed shearwater which nests right into the sand. >> the higher elevations cats discovered the endangered petrol, a hawaiian bird that's especially vulnerable. since the cats are an invasive species in hawaii there was a fear they might be euthanized but this cat had a different idea. >> those birds are protected by state law and federal law, and we wanted to find a way to love and protect the cats, love an

he 7-year-old girl won a national kat to sting national anthem at the l.a.ax g soccer game.alea emma tjandrawidja stunned the crowd.♪ were so gallantly >> malea may be the team's mvp. i tell you, galaxy won the game 3-0 but she stole the show. her dream now is to swing ristina aguilera. if you want to hear her sting entire song and guarantee you do g to our facebook page. i've lisned to her sing about three times. she all the movement, all the notes,ll of the -- >> all the flourishes. >> yes. >> iave to give it to her shelf finished up strong. >> wh her on thperatic move. >> we'll see her down the road. >> i've got rain. you can't stop somethi like that with rain today. we move across the area. we've got some cloud cover. temperaturewise, we'll be sitting in the 80 degree range. right now, take a look. martinez martinsburg, 72. yes, my forecast for today was, i fredericksburg. it showsou the big difference. the ten-degree difference. in and around the baltimore d.cs and annaparea. some heavier rain along i-70. heads up for you folks. you're seeing some of that rain. in and a

leave us with this week from sunny who says still missed every day thank you and rest in power marie kat and chris paul thank you so much for joining us under the wire opens this week in the u.k. and from september the seventh have a look here my laptop you can download it wherever you happen to be in the world i highly recommend it thank you guests for being with us to take care. september on al-jazeera the fourth eastern economic forum is to be held in the city of le divorce talk as russia looks to expand its influence in the asia pacific region on television and online the stream continues to tap into the extraordinary potential of social media to disseminate news the presidents of russia turkey and iran will meet into her on for another summit seeking an end to the war in syria we'll have extensive coverage people in power continues to examine the use and abuse of power around the world the united nations general assembly holds a seventy third session what action will it take on atrocities in me in march and yemen we'll bring you all the news september on al-jazeera. the occupied wes

kayleigh mcenany is here, and matty duffler is here, and kat timpf. welcome, everyone.his is an show of the highest order. what do you make of what's going on. >> i'm so confused and i don't know what to believe. on the one hand what does she have to gain? her life has been destroyed. she doesn't feel safe. she has people threatening to kill her. normally when we see something like this we see multiple people come out and say he did it to me, too. normally when somebody does something like this they don't do it just once. if you are liberal you want her to be right. you say i believe her. if you are conservative you say i want her to be wrong so there is no way she is telling the truth. i think the two sides have been decide on partisanship and it's impossible to know. kennedy: is there any clarity we can gain from the testimony of these two people? it is political trench warfare. people are dug in on opposite sides. >> you laid out with ben what's at stake. the question whether someone is innocent, do we even have senators who care. the real crime is dr. ford is not ge

>> reporter: i think that kat brooks resonated with a lot of people because she is well known in the community as an activist. and there was a lot of applause for her comments. but also the other challengers as well and it some point the moderator asked everyone to stop clapping so that the debate could move along at a more brisk pace. >> all right, debora villalon in oakland, thank you, debra. >>> members of the largest employee union, which includes you see hospital aids and patient transporters and security guards say contract talks are talked. more than 50,000 workers staged a walkout last month over the university's practice of outsourcing jobs at lower wages. the strike involves the union and is scheduled to start two weeks from today. >>> huber has agreed to pay -- uber has agreed to pay a settlement for is a cat -- for a security breach. today officials say they hope the company will respect and protect customers and drivers. >> it's my belief that uber is moving in a different direction and it's my hope that we will see a very different approach. >> california will receive $

. >>> i'm kat rogers with this business etreport. >>>eady for heat again.f you're gardening outside, do it ea look at the temperatures in the mid-90s. feeling like 105. no rain relief. here's your tip of the day. some of these. you can plant in the sun or shade. chuck is back to show you how as long the heat before a weekend cooldown coming up. >>> couple of brand new problems on telay here in morning. and a look atravel times t >>> welcome back at 6:45 a live look outside right now. oh, my goodness, can you see ale the it's going to be a hot and humid day. temperatures feel hotter than that. temperatures in the 104-degree range here. >> one of our school districts re will send students home early to get them out of the n at earlier. we'll have more othat in a second. and the 4 storm teamorecast in a few minutes here. >>> this morning, a new bk is providing a compelling portrait of the dysfunction and chaos within the trump white house. it's written b veteran journalist bob woodward. >> he writes at times, the west wing is paralyzed bthe russia investigatio

madison jesse ca kat timpf and tyrus. there is one positive thing we learned.e nature of memory is a lot different than what we believe it to be. i think we have to understand and admit that our memories are all blonde. everybody has a brian williams story. something that they believe happened that may not have. i think that's an important thing that people have to explore. >> especially whether you have been married five times. >> greg: that is true. [laughter] i wouldn't know but you would. >> jesse: okay. well, my mom has never endorsed a book on this show until juan wrote one. here's what she said. please celebrate this man's book and please send my profound congratulations to juan. juan has got the what the hell do you have to lose? that's why is he not here. he is selling the book hard. my mom is writing a blurb for the back so there you go. video circling around the internet it's of sheely jackson lee handing something to the attorney for mrs. ford. everybody has got a theory. it's a big conspiracy theory. we found out one of our producers on capitol hil

. >> stephen: you shake the machine and all it'll give you is a kit-kat? so you have to pack that with crack and smoke it? ( laughter ) apparently, residents noticed a few new vending machines around town that said they were for "pens." ( laughter ) yep, nothing suspicious about the "pen vending machine." it's right over there by the "free candy van." ( laughter ) that's the least convincing front for selling drugs since "delfino and sons pizzeria not cocaine." ( laughter ) you know, this story's making me -- get the white slice. ( laughter ) you know, this story is making me suspect that my writers didn't really install an oregano vending machine. ( laughter ) we've got a great show for you tonight. john heilemann and alex wagner from showtime's "the circus" are here. but when we return, gwyneth paltrow's in trouble. stick around. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) get to kohl's this weekend and layer on the savings! take an extra 20% off when you spend $100 or more! save on footwear. home decor. and the newest fall fashions. save even more during o