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kat timpf the authores will join me next in studio. ♪ ♪ fresh, warm hot dogs!lling hot dogs, i invest in a fund that advances innovations like robotics. fresh, warm hot dogs, straight out of my torso! one for you, one for you. oh, you're a messy one. cool, right? anyone can become an agent of innovation with invesco qqq, a fund that gives you access to nasdaq-100 innovations. hot dogs! fresh, warm hot dogs! before investing carefully read and consider fund investment objectives, risks, charges, expenses and more in prospectus at invesco.com there's a different way to treat hiv. it's every-other-month, injectable cabenuva. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, long-acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. cabenuva helps keep me undetectable. it's two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. it's one less thing to think about while traveling. hiv pills aren't on my mind. a quick change in my plans is no big deal. don't receive cabenuva if you're allergic to its ingredients or taking certain medicines, wh
kat timpf the authores will join me next in studio. ♪ ♪ fresh, warm hot dogs!lling hot dogs, i invest in a fund that advances innovations like robotics. fresh, warm hot dogs, straight out of my torso! one for you, one for you. oh, you're a messy one. cool, right? anyone can become an agent of innovation with invesco qqq, a fund that gives you access to nasdaq-100 innovations. hot dogs! fresh, warm hot dogs! before investing carefully read and consider fund investment objectives, risks,...
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[cheers and applause] >> greg: kat timpf you know what is weird? jury of his peers. >> kat: you know what else is weird? you look at the video, he appears to be using some sort of beautification filter. [laughter] >> greg: only you would notice that. >> kat: look at that. his skin is not that smooth. the little glow and the way, like a cat he is instagram or snapchat filter because he did not think, oh, no, maybe i should not do this. he thought that maybe i shouldn't do this unless i look better. >> greg: he has always been very handsome, let's face it, kat. >> kat: that is a filter. >> that is an international women's month answer right there. >> kat: i don't know, what does that mean? what does that mean? does that mean i'm not a dynamic human being? [laughter] [applause] >> i'm just saying, i thank you for that. >> kat: i'm interested in having you explain. >> because i think you have a unique perspective. >> tyrus: thank you for your service. >> which i fully appreciate. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: hotep, what do you make of his analysis? >
[cheers and applause] >> greg: kat timpf you know what is weird? jury of his peers. >> kat: you know what else is weird? you look at the video, he appears to be using some sort of beautification filter. [laughter] >> greg: only you would notice that. >> kat: look at that. his skin is not that smooth. the little glow and the way, like a cat he is instagram or snapchat filter because he did not think, oh, no, maybe i should not do this. he thought that maybe i shouldn't...
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letter reads: >> so did this letter writer do the right thing, with me now, kat timpf. >> cat smith.mith. >> yes, this story is great. kennedy: i love it so much, what are your take aways. >> this woman is unhinged. she is acting as sho though she is warning others, she is doing it to get back at the woman, she seems unaware. she is not a rapist. her husband was also there and doing this. and i love the part where she says, my husband and i are working it out privately. but i had to say something, that is not private. kennedy: and not work together out. >> also not work together out. i hate to see her smile. kennedy: she called her t whore of wimbledon. >> you should have seen the smiles your husband was getting her. kennedy: making sure. >> i never thought it would happen here? really a bunch of rich people cheating on their spouses, you never thought that would happen? this woman did -- made wrong decisions, you you don't seem to be blaming your husband ought all. at all. kennedy: sounds like hillary clinton. dagen: yeah, i feel that husband she is rage-typing these, he is loving i
letter reads: >> so did this letter writer do the right thing, with me now, kat timpf. >> cat smith.mith. >> yes, this story is great. kennedy: i love it so much, what are your take aways. >> this woman is unhinged. she is acting as sho though she is warning others, she is doing it to get back at the woman, she seems unaware. she is not a rapist. her husband was also there and doing this. and i love the part where she says, my husband and i are working it out privately....
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kat timpf a fox news contributor and author of "you can't joke about that." got saved there by that guy. if that guy wasn't there, she's in trouble. >> she also looked just so unbotherred by, which look, i'm a very anti-war person and always have been. you can't say you are anti-war and not be interested in asking questions about ukraine. russia hasn't taken any sort of military action against us to this point. that doesn't mean it will never happen. we could very well be sending billions and billions and billions of not her money, taxpayer money over to do something that could create world war iii. >> jesse: how disrespectful to this constituent. >> absolutely. >> jesse: lives in a city that's not -- you are from detroit, right? it could use some of that money. >> the downtown is beautiful. >> jesse: that's what you they always say in detroit the downtown is beautiful. >> it is. >> jesse: would be even more beautiful if maybe some of that ukraine money wound up there. >> well, the reason she looked unbotherred is because ukraine is one of these situations wh
kat timpf a fox news contributor and author of "you can't joke about that." got saved there by that guy. if that guy wasn't there, she's in trouble. >> she also looked just so unbotherred by, which look, i'm a very anti-war person and always have been. you can't say you are anti-war and not be interested in asking questions about ukraine. russia hasn't taken any sort of military action against us to this point. that doesn't mean it will never happen. we could very well be...
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rachel: all right it's time for my pop culture roundup, and kat timpf is here to help us get going sog it off, after everything they've put their family through, meghan markle and prince harry are asking to be included in the royal family special moment, at king charles coronation which is the iconic balcony wave. they are also holding out to give their rsvp because they also want little prince archie's birthday to be recognized because it's on that day. >> we don't know how likely it is. i've seen some sources saying there's no way this will happen. some are saying it very well may happen. i'm just shocked at the absolute boldness of it all. rachel: yes! >> hey, now that i've completely just, you know, tried to make all of this money by smearing every single one of you , i would love to just come hang out and you know make it seem like everything is okay. i don't know how they could ever move past something like that. i mean, they said that they hated the daily mail. they hated all of this attention they love attention and basically become the daily mail by you hated all of these rum
rachel: all right it's time for my pop culture roundup, and kat timpf is here to help us get going sog it off, after everything they've put their family through, meghan markle and prince harry are asking to be included in the royal family special moment, at king charles coronation which is the iconic balcony wave. they are also holding out to give their rsvp because they also want little prince archie's birthday to be recognized because it's on that day. >> we don't know how likely it is....
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fox news contributor, kat timpf. [ applause ] >> all right, it is friday so before we get into new stories, it is time for this. ♪ >> greg's left overs. >> oh, i don't think anyone said hmm of greg's leftovers. just when greg does it, it is my first time reading these. here we gwe go. this week "the view lifted its studio audience mask requirement. although doctors recommended to wear blindfolds and ear plugs. [ laughter ] >> oh boy, we are getting into it, are we? all right. it also begs the question when will the host take off their masks? [ laughter ] >> halloween was five months ago. [ laughter ] whoo! the biden administration on what -- what? the administration -- oh, they made the word so big that the administration is two lines. i was like -- the biden administration is suing to block jet blue's $3.8 billion spirit takeover airline. latest flight. [ laughter ] [ applause ] apparently, i am going blind as we speak. [ laughter ] >> a biological male weight lifting in minnesota has won a judgment to compete in women's power lifting events. to prove she's not a man, she says if she gets
fox news contributor, kat timpf. [ applause ] >> all right, it is friday so before we get into new stories, it is time for this. ♪ >> greg's left overs. >> oh, i don't think anyone said hmm of greg's leftovers. just when greg does it, it is my first time reading these. here we gwe go. this week "the view lifted its studio audience mask requirement. although doctors recommended to wear blindfolds and ear plugs. [ laughter ] >> oh boy, we are getting into it, are...
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spider, small, lanky and people scream when they find her in their bathtub, fox news contributor, kat timpfdouglas, always a pleasure to have you back on this show. i'm not paid to say that although i should be. there's always a but with me and it's usually firm. would you ever hire one of these people as a lawyer. could you imagine them trying to argue a case in court. >> it's terrifying. these, most people think stanford is like the third best law school in america. these students are going to go onto serious careers or should have gone onto serious careers. i think they should be chucked out of the university. i think every one should be fired. they shouldn't be able to work, not in the law. they're not going to be able to represent any clients. it's going to be a horrible shock for them when they discover what crime is. >> real crime. >> not just hurty word, murder, stabbing, rape. they will have to be in court prosecuting or defending. we don't want a generation of american lawyers who run out of the courtroom for safe space. there's one other thing, this apology just isn't enough. i s
spider, small, lanky and people scream when they find her in their bathtub, fox news contributor, kat timpfdouglas, always a pleasure to have you back on this show. i'm not paid to say that although i should be. there's always a but with me and it's usually firm. would you ever hire one of these people as a lawyer. could you imagine them trying to argue a case in court. >> it's terrifying. these, most people think stanford is like the third best law school in america. these students are...
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fox news contributor kat timpf. [ applause ] >> welcome to the show. >> it is a pleasure having you., i am glad you kept the same clothes you wore. >> well, it has been a long day. >> we are the only show that bucked the sediment. we are the ones that say we are on tv and we can't tell people how to live their lives. >> absolutely. >> i specifically remember being worried about taxi cab drivers because a lot of people in america actually live paycheck to paycheck. if you own a cab, and you are not getting any customers, that means you are not able to take care of your family. that was a really big deal. also, for sonny, if you are a person that talks about how big of a tipper you are -- the chances of you not great of a tipper are really high. >> that's the jesse waters thing, always talks about tipping. jesse is honest. he's not a great tipper. [ laughter ] >> okay, he's honest about it. i would imagine the people filling up her insta-cart don't think she's a great tipper. she bashes the company -- they don't pay their workers. she's still one of them. i give them extra money. she's
fox news contributor kat timpf. [ applause ] >> welcome to the show. >> it is a pleasure having you., i am glad you kept the same clothes you wore. >> well, it has been a long day. >> we are the only show that bucked the sediment. we are the ones that say we are on tv and we can't tell people how to live their lives. >> absolutely. >> i specifically remember being worried about taxi cab drivers because a lot of people in america actually live paycheck to...
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spider, small, lanky and people scream when they find her in their bathtub, fox news contributor, kat timpf. douglas, always a pleasure to have you back on this show. i'm not paid to say that although i should be. there's always a but with me and it's usually firm. would you ever hire one of these people as a lawyer. could you imagine them trying to argue a case in court. >> it's terrifying. these, most people think stanford is like the third best law school in america. these students are going to go onto serious careers or should have gone onto serious careers. i think they should be chucked out of the university. i think every one should be fired. they shouldn't be able to work, not in the law. they're not going to be able to represent any clients. it's going to be a horrible shock for them when they discover what crime is. >> real crime. >> not just hurty word, murder, stabbing, rape. they will have to be in court prosecuting or defending. we don't want a generation of american lawyers who run out of the courtroom for safe space. there's one other thing, this apology just isn't enough. i
spider, small, lanky and people scream when they find her in their bathtub, fox news contributor, kat timpf. douglas, always a pleasure to have you back on this show. i'm not paid to say that although i should be. there's always a but with me and it's usually firm. would you ever hire one of these people as a lawyer. could you imagine them trying to argue a case in court. >> it's terrifying. these, most people think stanford is like the third best law school in america. these students are...
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thanks kayleigh mcenany, david angelo, curtis sliwa, kat timpf.reaking tonight, us banks are failing, the us border is collapsing and military aircraf are being taken down by russia. yet president biden refuses to answer a single question from the white house press corps eve after his press secretary promised he would. at the white house corresponden kevin corke's life with more on the
thanks kayleigh mcenany, david angelo, curtis sliwa, kat timpf.reaking tonight, us banks are failing, the us border is collapsing and military aircraf are being taken down by russia. yet president biden refuses to answer a single question from the white house press corps eve after his press secretary promised he would. at the white house corresponden kevin corke's life with more on the
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fox news contributor kat timpf.rles, i have to go to you first because you are the business dude. what about this idea of creatin kind of a five to him within a company using this rhetoric. i have seen this happen and you can't let those people go because they only know the secret words and then if you ge in trouble, they are the ones that are going to get you out o it so that woke consultants create the problem so that they can offer the solution very doe that make sense? >> it has blown up from a cottage industry until a real force. in corporate america. watching companies tried to dea with this. i was looking at the pole itself , 59 percent said having that non- binary thing would hurt their chances of getting a job, the other percent said it would be very helpful. what gigs are they going far? one is like i hope i get one of these resumes today. i do have advice for millennial 's are living with mom and dad but don't. sent out your resume and put they, them, tyrone jones. you can honestly tell mom and dad, i'm t
fox news contributor kat timpf.rles, i have to go to you first because you are the business dude. what about this idea of creatin kind of a five to him within a company using this rhetoric. i have seen this happen and you can't let those people go because they only know the secret words and then if you ge in trouble, they are the ones that are going to get you out o it so that woke consultants create the problem so that they can offer the solution very doe that make sense? >> it has blown...
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fox news contributor, kat timpf. and applause] and when life gives them lemons, life regrets it. my sidekick and the n.w.a. world champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] emily i go to you first because you're sitting there. she kept saying we did this, and we did that in her concession speech december i got the impression there was a we, it was always at her and she was always battling everybody. >> emily: they were filled with literally dozens of abusive emails from her part to the staff but we didn't even include the people who signed up and believe in the cause and believed in this black mayor of chicago whose can have historical first, they gain historical statistics the rain the city into the ground. i'm glad that you brought up the boxes and coffins because she was a political rock star in the beginning. she utterly failed that her job and to me that illustrates the current situation right now which is the left props up these people that check certain boxes, although they are to be amazing. then she absolutely t
fox news contributor, kat timpf. and applause] and when life gives them lemons, life regrets it. my sidekick and the n.w.a. world champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] emily i go to you first because you're sitting there. she kept saying we did this, and we did that in her concession speech december i got the impression there was a we, it was always at her and she was always battling everybody. >> emily: they were filled with literally dozens of abusive emails from her part to the staff...
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and finally, she is like a cold spring day, 38 in chile, fox news contributor kat timpf.ym, first congratulations on being voted by gq, most woke comedian. >> do you agree with my theory do you think i am hyperbolic or is there some truth to it? get a think there is truth to it . women like when you can connect as well. they don't just want every woma doesn't necessarily like a fireman, they think like that i'm smart as nails and that i cried when i can't maintain my. it's not necessarily as quality they like older men, but probably for the same reason. they also think it's sexy when i told them what things cost when i was. >> when you were single, what would be the requirements for that? to get i don't care what the requirements are i would not date a wokester, but at the en of the day i married someone younger. fight, it is hard to find someone out there these days. >> mike who? is it hard for? >> i've been married for almost 20 years now to my younger man. ticket you can applied for that. >> that was a smattering of applause. that was light applause. >> there is a radi
and finally, she is like a cold spring day, 38 in chile, fox news contributor kat timpf.ym, first congratulations on being voted by gq, most woke comedian. >> do you agree with my theory do you think i am hyperbolic or is there some truth to it? get a think there is truth to it . women like when you can connect as well. they don't just want every woma doesn't necessarily like a fireman, they think like that i'm smart as nails and that i cried when i can't maintain my. it's not necessarily...
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fox news contributor, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> greg: calm down you crazy people.k to the show we had to say to the parents out there where you stand? >> if your kids not the school who belong to the school it's pretty simple. they used to say is racist doubts for the woke movement in schools. math isn't racist but know it might be? not teaching black kids how to do math. that's a big problem. if there is a mine virus i think the lab link for this virus actually was the federal government. the primitive education and not a lot of people know this, but they use the money they give to schools such as the school board said about the money that they use is like a handcuff that forces the schools to adopt these woke ideologies that's why i've kept it pretty simple if i'm president, i'm running for president, shut down the primitive education because it does not need to exist. i think a lot of these woke cancers it starts in the bad places you expect actually in the federal governments there things we could do about it. >> greg: actually would be amazing. [applause] repl
fox news contributor, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] >> greg: calm down you crazy people.k to the show we had to say to the parents out there where you stand? >> if your kids not the school who belong to the school it's pretty simple. they used to say is racist doubts for the woke movement in schools. math isn't racist but know it might be? not teaching black kids how to do math. that's a big problem. if there is a mine virus i think the lab link for this virus actually was the...
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here, blanco, the potential prosecution -- ♪ >> hello, i am griff jenkins along with katie passage, kat timpfnd charlie hurt. welcome to the big saturday show. the big story tonight, deadly tornadoes ripping through the south two dozen people are dead and communities 11 when the twisters hit parts of alabama and mississippi. two small towns rolling in silverlake bearing the brunt of the damage. mississippi governor visiting both communities in the past several hours to get a closer look at the destruction. also the middle of the damage, charles watson for we in mississippi what is the latest? >> surveying for a couple hours now and it's hard to believe all the destruction we are seeing. a lot when tornado hit but it doesn't look like a bomb hit, take a look at the level of destruction. tons of tree branches down, large trees. look at this house, you can see folks beginning what is expected to be a lengthy cleanup. we spoke to one of the folks who live over there who told us there carport was lifted up and detached from the home so that's what those folks are dealing with over there. the stree
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. >> greg: tonight, gutfeld, great show, charlie hurt, joe derosa, kat timpf, tyrus.tle] this is a doozy softball, texas women. watch this i hate it when they edit it so short. thanks, good job, guys. so, let's redo this again it's a i made you look. too bad they didn't show her hit a home run but that's okay. why did that girl look? jana walton, you are a legend. all right, jesse. let's go ellie and sofiay's volleyball match. greg is so upset. it's about timing. something you have got to build the suspense. >> jesse: look at this overhand smash serve for the win. celebration walk-off win. nice serve, elly. tonight, "jesse watters primetime" a teacher who quit violent classroom was just sick of getting staplers thrown at her head. should have only shown the ball at the end, jesse. you didn't need to see the whole thing. >> jesse: talk about it some more. >> jessica: denver family building home with incredible surprise. instead of tupperware or crock pot. find a slide to the basement. had the idea for the slide's installation which was expensive. $10,000. of the family
. >> greg: tonight, gutfeld, great show, charlie hurt, joe derosa, kat timpf, tyrus.tle] this is a doozy softball, texas women. watch this i hate it when they edit it so short. thanks, good job, guys. so, let's redo this again it's a i made you look. too bad they didn't show her hit a home run but that's okay. why did that girl look? jana walton, you are a legend. all right, jesse. let's go ellie and sofiay's volleyball match. greg is so upset. it's about timing. something you have got to...
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here, blanco, the potential prosecution -- ♪ >> hello, i am griff jenkins along with katie passage, kat timpfig story tonight, deadly tornadoes ripping through the south two dozen people are dead and communities 11 when the twisters hit parts of alabama and mississippi. two small towns rolling in silverlake bearing the brunt of the damage. mississippi governor visiting both communities in the past
here, blanco, the potential prosecution -- ♪ >> hello, i am griff jenkins along with katie passage, kat timpfig story tonight, deadly tornadoes ripping through the south two dozen people are dead and communities 11 when the twisters hit parts of alabama and mississippi. two small towns rolling in silverlake bearing the brunt of the damage. mississippi governor visiting both communities in the past
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fox's contributor, kat timpf. >> it was one time. >> finally, he had to couch down, my side kick in the heavyweight champion, tyrus. [applause] >> jamie, obviously, we always point out because it is the only interesting thing about you. is that you living in alaska, everything else is boring and sad and depressing. we try to focus on the fact that you live in ta state far away that nobody goes to and it is super cold? what are your thoughts on climb change living in a place that's literally freezing. >> you said everything about my life is depressing and added that i live in alaska. [laughter] >> yeah, bring it on, it is freezing. bring on the increasing climate. it could be the end of humanity. >> yeah. >> in five years. oh my god, i saved the right amount of money for retirement. [laughter] >> evrp>> everybody is a sucker! you won. >> that's right. >> is it at some point an honorary degree like a slap in the face to people that got a real degree? >> absolutely. >> it would be like humanity like if you are at a restaurant and someone's choking and -- oh my god, do you have a doctor in
fox's contributor, kat timpf. >> it was one time. >> finally, he had to couch down, my side kick in the heavyweight champion, tyrus. [applause] >> jamie, obviously, we always point out because it is the only interesting thing about you. is that you living in alaska, everything else is boring and sad and depressing. we try to focus on the fact that you live in ta state far away that nobody goes to and it is super cold? what are your thoughts on climb change living in a place...
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and finally, she is on the file wanted list fox news contributo kat timpf. how are you doing?> pretty good, greg. >> what you make of this whole package? it seems like he is targeting the lost american dream. you want affordable housing, yo want to have a family, that kin of thing. >> a don't know if i like the first two. i've never thought oh, we need new cities and this country. may be i would like to see revitalizing the cities that have gone downhill. >> that's impossible because their run by liberal. >> no, they would be run by mean . think about it, you can't fix cities that don't want to be fixed, so the only thing you ca do is leave and start new ones which is kind of what he's talking about, but continue. >> let's get to what i like. like that revitalizing the manufacturing sector. that's where his strengths are. i like the trump one plano. i also like buying greenland. go ahead and buy greenland like that. the revitalizing the manufacturing sector, and the family thing is great bonuses for people to have kids, new baby-boom, that is a good idea. something they are do
and finally, she is on the file wanted list fox news contributo kat timpf. how are you doing?> pretty good, greg. >> what you make of this whole package? it seems like he is targeting the lost american dream. you want affordable housing, yo want to have a family, that kin of thing. >> a don't know if i like the first two. i've never thought oh, we need new cities and this country. may be i would like to see revitalizing the cities that have gone downhill. >> that's...
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applause ] >> when he starts to cuss, emily crp ccampag crp ccaa cacampagna >> fox contributor is kat timpfnd my heavyweight wrestle tyrus. russell, welcome to the show, finally. do i still look like an anus? i have been looking at you throughout the monologue. if you resemiable anything at all is the most valued one from a male's perspective. [ laughter ] >> it is better than an in salt. >> and at that point, we were abstractly with eep other. i can see overtime we have come to agree that broadly speaking, decent centralization to allow people to organize their own community to have as much individual and permit people to l llive as traditional or progressive styles as they want to. and it is more necessary now than ever. you should be flattered. >> why, thank you. [ applause ] >> emily, do you think i look like an anus? >> that's what this whole block is going to be about. by the way. what do you may of this? do you think the two party system of the media is dead? >> i think it is dying in terms of credibility. we have learned about it a long time ago. i agree with russell. the alliance t
applause ] >> when he starts to cuss, emily crp ccampag crp ccaa cacampagna >> fox contributor is kat timpfnd my heavyweight wrestle tyrus. russell, welcome to the show, finally. do i still look like an anus? i have been looking at you throughout the monologue. if you resemiable anything at all is the most valued one from a male's perspective. [ laughter ] >> it is better than an in salt. >> and at that point, we were abstractly with eep other. i can see overtime we have...
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fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and, finally, bigfoot reports sightings of him.ive sidekick in the n.w.a. world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [applause] now, before we get to some new stories, it's friday, so we are going to do this. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: greg's leftovers! mmm! >> greg: at left overs where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always is my first time reading them, and when they suck, i die a little every time. so here we go. a new study shows divorced or single, senior citizens are more likely to develop metairie loss the mic to make memory loss. as opposed to married women, who never forget anything. [laughter] yeah. old-timey humor. that's old timey humor. damn wife! a transgender cyclist won first place in the women's event this week. she claimed it made her feel just like lance armstrong, except she has two testicles. [audience grounds] science [laughs] >> hey-o! >> greg: all right. starbucks ceo howard schultz has stepped down after a 40 one-year career with the company. it has a retirement party was given an engraved mug with his name spe
fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and, finally, bigfoot reports sightings of him.ive sidekick in the n.w.a. world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [applause] now, before we get to some new stories, it's friday, so we are going to do this. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: greg's leftovers! mmm! >> greg: at left overs where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always is my first time reading them, and when they suck, i die a little every time. so here we go. a new study shows...
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fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: jamie, welcome to the show.ssume that there are schools in alaska, right? >> jamie: yep, we do have schools in alaska. i'll be honest with you i don't know where my kids go to school. because what happens is, i'm not allowed within 20 yards of the entrance. it's not -- no, no, it's not like i'm a sexual deviant it's because my kids don't want to be seen getting in a minivan in front of other kids. good for florida. i love florida. what is the problem here? florida's a great place. i feel like i've performed there recently. it feels very free. i love -- i would move to florida in a minute. florida, it's the sunshine state. you guys know i live in a las ca which is a where [bleep] the sunshine, state. huge fan of florida lot of gutfeld fans. i've was in naples. >> greg: i was there yet. >> jamie: the late show is at 6:00 p.m. i swear to god. it's the greatest thing ever. we had a midnight show at 9:00. doesn't even make sense. it was amazing. >> greg: all right, well, i think you did okay for now. >> jamie: okay.
fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: jamie, welcome to the show.ssume that there are schools in alaska, right? >> jamie: yep, we do have schools in alaska. i'll be honest with you i don't know where my kids go to school. because what happens is, i'm not allowed within 20 yards of the entrance. it's not -- no, no, it's not like i'm a sexual deviant it's because my kids don't want to be seen getting in a minivan in front of other kids. good for florida. i...
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thanks kayleigh mcenany, david angelo, curtis sliwa, kat timpf. [applause] >> all come to america slight news, "fox news @ night" paradigm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, us banks are failing, the us border is collapsing and military aircraf are being taken down by russia. yet president biden refuses to answer a single question from the white house press corps eve after his press secretary promised he would. at the white house corresponden kevin corke's life with more on the search for answers. good evening. >> my search for answers indeed evening to you. before heading out for another delaware become the president did finally take some questions from the press after refusing t do so a day earlier in the day, following a meeting with ireland's prime minister. >> despite assuring. >> despite assurances yesterday from the press secretary, karin jean-pierre, that the press corporate have a chance to ask questions every time a head of state would pay a visit to washington. as you can see once again that didn't happen today. >> the pr
thanks kayleigh mcenany, david angelo, curtis sliwa, kat timpf. [applause] >> all come to america slight news, "fox news @ night" paradigm trace gallagher in los angeles. breaking tonight, us banks are failing, the us border is collapsing and military aircraf are being taken down by russia. yet president biden refuses to answer a single question from the white house press corps eve after his press secretary promised he would. at the white house corresponden kevin corke's life...
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>> greg: tonight we have a great show emily compagno, jamie his so he, kat timpf, tyrus.ly good lineup. anyway, or anybody, in fact,. >> jesse: i didn't think anybody was thinking that until you brought it up. >> greg: you should be offended. dust bunny news. i love to clean around the apartment and the house. everywhere now and then get behind the sofa and find something. look at this dust bunny i found underneath my sofa. it is -- look at that thing. isn't that amazing? don't worry, the mop is clean, i always disinfect my mops before i. >> jesse: you should clean more. don't let dust bunnies gather like that. life of their own sometimes. like tumble weeds with heart valves kind of disgusting if you ask me. >> jesse: if you had to design your casket greg who would you design. >> greg: a big giant rib. >> dana: have a rib sticking out. >> greg: like the guys in the pyramids, when i go i'm taking a living person with me. i will pay somebody. >> judge jeanine: you haven't been to europe where are you going do take them. >> jesse: you have never been to europe? >> judge jean
>> greg: tonight we have a great show emily compagno, jamie his so he, kat timpf, tyrus.ly good lineup. anyway, or anybody, in fact,. >> jesse: i didn't think anybody was thinking that until you brought it up. >> greg: you should be offended. dust bunny news. i love to clean around the apartment and the house. everywhere now and then get behind the sofa and find something. look at this dust bunny i found underneath my sofa. it is -- look at that thing. isn't that amazing?...
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kat timpf, tom shillue. that's at 11:00 p.m. we are going to cover loot of stuff. you? >> greg: have you seen anything happier than this? tiny shrew eating a banana look at that smile like when jesse brings shrimp in the green room. >> dana: that's a banana. >> greg: i don't know. >> judge jeanine: doesn't look like a banana. >> jesse: that's no banana. >> greg: okay i will fire the producer. dana? >> dana: dogs a bhazzing and they have this sixth sense. there is guard dog doubled as guardian angel when fire broke out at detroit multi-family home. chantal was in the play pen when the blaze quickly spread from counsel stairs. the dog found the 3-year-old pitbull lab mix refusing to leave the house. blue directed the rescue team to the play pen where they carried her to safety. it's incredible. and thankfully the family is all set. they had a go fund me page. they are back in the new home and everybody is okay. including blew. >> jesse? >> jesse: have you been following the coverage blowing competition. the 59th annual coverage blowing competition take a look at this
kat timpf, tom shillue. that's at 11:00 p.m. we are going to cover loot of stuff. you? >> greg: have you seen anything happier than this? tiny shrew eating a banana look at that smile like when jesse brings shrimp in the green room. >> dana: that's a banana. >> greg: i don't know. >> judge jeanine: doesn't look like a banana. >> jesse: that's no banana. >> greg: okay i will fire the producer. dana? >> dana: dogs a bhazzing and they have this sixth...
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kat timpf, terrorist. and then this. greg's itchy wombat news. check out this fellow, huh?eah. right there, baby. right there. you know what? a lot of persist tent itching you might want to see proctologist. might be something serious. >> jesse: thank you for that, greg. >> judge jeanine: passengers on a boat tour shocking moment in camera dog leapt into the water to confront a 12-foot hammer shark. the pup paddled around and managed to chase away the sun suspects shark. passengers were audit deliberately gasping telling the dog to turn back to shore. they say the dog is domesticated. while it appeared he was defending his territory he may have just been looking to play with a new friend. >> jesse: pretty stupid dog. that's it for us. "special report" is up next. hey, bret. >> bret: hey, jesse, thank you. good evening. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight. new pressure on president biden to do something, anything about the fentanyl crisis. the president was heard with what some interpreted as a flippant remark when talking about it yesterday. white house officials today tried t
kat timpf, terrorist. and then this. greg's itchy wombat news. check out this fellow, huh?eah. right there, baby. right there. you know what? a lot of persist tent itching you might want to see proctologist. might be something serious. >> jesse: thank you for that, greg. >> judge jeanine: passengers on a boat tour shocking moment in camera dog leapt into the water to confront a 12-foot hammer shark. the pup paddled around and managed to chase away the sun suspects shark. passengers...
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. >> greg: tonight emily compagno, joey devito, kat timpf. tyrus.losely a man crawling up a draw bridge like, there you go. this is amazing. do you know why he did this? because he is stupid. >> jesse: like mayorkas. way to go. >> greg: isn't that incredible? have you always wanted to do that. >> judge jeanine: a 29-year-old woman bought a purse online auction for $1. sat in her closet for a year. she did some research and realized it was a vintage cart yea bag from the 1920s. it sold for $7,500 at auction. talking about turning a profit. diamonds and sapphires in it. you know one woman's old purse is another woman's pleasure -- treasure. anyway. she made $7,499. >> jesse: all right. judge. "special report" is up next with bret baier. >> bret: i can't compete with mammoth meatballs. that's good. thanks, jesse. >> jesse: thank you. >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight two major stories. just released fox news polls indicate president biden is still getting poor grades on major issues including economy, national security and the bor
. >> greg: tonight emily compagno, joey devito, kat timpf. tyrus.losely a man crawling up a draw bridge like, there you go. this is amazing. do you know why he did this? because he is stupid. >> jesse: like mayorkas. way to go. >> greg: isn't that incredible? have you always wanted to do that. >> judge jeanine: a 29-year-old woman bought a purse online auction for $1. sat in her closet for a year. she did some research and realized it was a vintage cart yea bag from the...
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kat timpf jimmy failia, going to be a great show. let's do. this greg's book cover unveiling.book? why is my collar up? take a look at this. pretty nice. there you go. actually, if you want to see my book recereal, you are going to have to watch tonight 11 o'clock p.m. it will blow your mind. a huge context. if you can guess all of the characters on my book, you will win quite a big prize. >> jesse: that's impossible. >> greg: i know it is. >> judge jeanine: it's my turn very special cat named happy cat named happy. smiley face on his side. destined to bigger and better things. sell him to australia's new parks. happy roams a massive 300 acres of land and puts smiles on the faces of tens of thousands of people. jessica? >> katie: people were on a safari in south africa and having a picnic. a crocodile came and stole their cooler a huge crocodile and took it back to the river where another crocodile tried to steal the cooler from him. luckily, nobody was hurt. that is very scary. >> judge jeanine: that is scary. okay. all right. thank you so much for being with us tonight. that
kat timpf jimmy failia, going to be a great show. let's do. this greg's book cover unveiling.book? why is my collar up? take a look at this. pretty nice. there you go. actually, if you want to see my book recereal, you are going to have to watch tonight 11 o'clock p.m. it will blow your mind. a huge context. if you can guess all of the characters on my book, you will win quite a big prize. >> jesse: that's impossible. >> greg: i know it is. >> judge jeanine: it's my turn very...
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fox news contributor, kat timpf!andrew, i have to go to you first, because you are a notorious prankster. you played the role of speefifteen. you brits always screw up words. we mess up your language. >> that's true, and you don't let us forget it. but he pretended to be somebody else, and to great effect. you have a theory here. what do you think is going on? >> i use to agree with you and think this was a troll, someone trying to expose the absurdity of gender identity ideology. i've come to the conclusion that it's real. there's too much commitment. and there was that interview mentioned, where this guy says they're not real, they're not prosthetic at all. and i did google that, and there is a condition that would explain that. what is it called? lying. [laughter] that's what it's known as. >> greg: yeah. >> andrew: what's been really interesting to me as a reaction from the school board, because they've been so determined to defend the teacher, saying this is a minority group, this is an oppressed minority, someo
fox news contributor, kat timpf!andrew, i have to go to you first, because you are a notorious prankster. you played the role of speefifteen. you brits always screw up words. we mess up your language. >> that's true, and you don't let us forget it. but he pretended to be somebody else, and to great effect. you have a theory here. what do you think is going on? >> i use to agree with you and think this was a troll, someone trying to expose the absurdity of gender identity ideology....
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kat timpf tonight 11:00. let's do, this greg's breaking poughs.t becoming an unlikely casualty of a severe storm that brought strong winds to a texas neighborhood. careening out of control. this is breaking poos moment here on fox news. i never thought i would be able to say that on tv. look at it. do you know what? there is somebody inside. do you know who that is? bernie sanders. >> jesse: usually we get a hockey fight and we usually don't see this two goalies actually brawl at one of these games look at this thing. ready? come on, goalie. let's go. >> dana: wow. >> jesse: takes him down tonight "jesse watters primetime" illegal aliens eating our bald eagles. >> greg: no they aren't. >> dana: that's a story. >> greg: where do you get that? >> dana: riots. >> bret: washington, d.c.'s top council member wants to withdraw the district's controversial criminal code reform plan. u.s. senate ready to overturn that house republicans want to hear from 16 fbi employees about the weaponization of the bureau. ♪
kat timpf tonight 11:00. let's do, this greg's breaking poughs.t becoming an unlikely casualty of a severe storm that brought strong winds to a texas neighborhood. careening out of control. this is breaking poos moment here on fox news. i never thought i would be able to say that on tv. look at it. do you know what? there is somebody inside. do you know who that is? bernie sanders. >> jesse: usually we get a hockey fight and we usually don't see this two goalies actually brawl at one of...
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we have ruffle brand, emily compagno, kat timpf. this is great.ls are great ♪ animals are great ♪ >> greg: i haven't done this names and ages, right? wow, check this guy out koala bear. petro stations in south australia. actually gas stations. went in there to get something to eat and they climbed up a worker's leg, little pervert. little sex pest. sex pest. they need to be rounded up these koalas and they need to be taught a lesson. how dare you just walk in like that. not even wearing a mask, judge. the koala is not wearing a mask. put it to death. >> judge jeanine: hit it. >> jesse: hockey team real nice flow. wag gel. new one. see incredible hair styles. there we go. look at this. >> god bless our troops. >> judge jeanine: i like that. >> god bless america and gentlemen. start your engines. >> jesse: that looks like hazing. so, tonight "jesse watters primetime" we were wondering why so many men under 30 are single. let's find out. >> why are you single. >> i have kind of given up on trying to put in the effort? >> greg: so handsome, too. >> je
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joe machi, sarah palin, lawrence jones and kat timpf. that's tonight at 11:00.one more thing so you don't have to talk so fast. >> emily: thanks, greg. hi, everyone. so i have -- i just watched a true crime podcast called the fox true crime podcast. can you subscribe at fox news podcasts.com or anywhere that you listen to podcasts. it's been an incredible journey so far. all of my guests are intimately connected with a crime. so, it's the brother of the missing person. it's the lead fbi investigator boots on ground. it's the prosecutor that prosecuted the actual perp. it's really incredible perspective that are unparalleled. let's watch a clip right now. >> it's because their phone number was found inside mara's car. so police knew about that the second day. >> emily: that's julie murray. her sister has been missing almost 20 years. incredible interview where she said so much light on history including leads she described there the family followed up on just last week that law enforcement missed. >> greg: all right, emily. thanks. that's it for us. "special repo
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. >> greg: will cain, kat timpf, todd piro and tyrus.to give us any teases? >> greg: no. i don't tease, shannon. i thought you knew that by now. >> martha: march. >> >> judge jeanine: gave deputies a good laugh when he pulled out a get out of jail free monopoly card. the deputy informed the driver that the state does not recognize those monopoly cards. i wonder if he was drunk. he didn't say. chicago can't sheriff's office wrote on facebook good points for effort and humor. it's not known whether the driver was able to able to pass go and collect 200 or pay 200. >> i love that you all may have heard i have got a book out. it's called love stories of the bible. it is officially out there. can you find it everywhere about romance, families, friendships and faith. exclusive interview with former attorney general barr. going to talk about the indictment and talk to senator manchin who is not happy with the white house. unless you want to do another one. >> pete: easter is coming palm sunday. my pastor and i go to israel to see where jesus mi
. >> greg: will cain, kat timpf, todd piro and tyrus.to give us any teases? >> greg: no. i don't tease, shannon. i thought you knew that by now. >> martha: march. >> >> judge jeanine: gave deputies a good laugh when he pulled out a get out of jail free monopoly card. the deputy informed the driver that the state does not recognize those monopoly cards. i wonder if he was drunk. he didn't say. chicago can't sheriff's office wrote on facebook good points for effort...
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>> greg: what a shown the dana perino, paul mauro, johnny joey jones, kat timpf.right. >> greg: guess that sound. play it. [weasel] >> greg: what's that sound? >> dana: bird. >> jesse: toy train. >> harold: bird. >> judge jeanine: car horn. >> greg: guess that sound, play it. that's a ma marmet. >> judge jeanine: heart stopping video from miami trapped in a submerged vehicle after the car swerved off the road to avoid oncoming accident. officers from miami-dade county police department dove under water where luckily able to find the car seat by feeling around. they broke it off and pulled the drowning child from the car. crew members immediately began cpr to resuscitate the toddler, took him to the hospital where he was stabilized. his father says he owes his and his son's life to the officers who responded. congrats miami-dade police department. bravo. >> jesse: congrats. you ever wondered what the u.s. presidents looked like if they were professional wrestlers? take a look at bill clinton. impeach that guy. c.w.? kind of like stone cold with hair. let's see obam
>> greg: what a shown the dana perino, paul mauro, johnny joey jones, kat timpf.right. >> greg: guess that sound. play it. [weasel] >> greg: what's that sound? >> dana: bird. >> jesse: toy train. >> harold: bird. >> judge jeanine: car horn. >> greg: guess that sound, play it. that's a ma marmet. >> judge jeanine: heart stopping video from miami trapped in a submerged vehicle after the car swerved off the road to avoid oncoming accident....
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brewer, kat timpf. now it's time for this. yeah, you know, i was on the slopes this past weekend.er peers, james corden. he has a lot of free time now. he loves to snowmobile. trying to lose weight to fit into little white jumpsuit. glad he is wearing a helmet. keep his fragile brain intact. good job. james. >> jesse: dixon brewer and timpf. sounds like a law firm. >> greg: if to your former employee cheated you out of money they will come and help you. >> judge jeanine: dana? >> dana: dana's sports corner, golfers at the latest pga attempt up against furry creature. the squirrels decided to go nuts, running around the court, disrupt be t shots at the 17th hole and golfer caught on a hot mic nearly hit as someone else chased off the tee box. i did short questions with benjamin hall. >> jesse: i'm going to skip mine to save room for jessica whom i adore despite the constant interruption ofs. we went to the saint paddy's day parade with johnny. here's a taste. >> jesse watters, do you know who he is? >> no, i'm not too sure. >> his liddle name is bailey. >> bailey cream. living for
brewer, kat timpf. now it's time for this. yeah, you know, i was on the slopes this past weekend.er peers, james corden. he has a lot of free time now. he loves to snowmobile. trying to lose weight to fit into little white jumpsuit. glad he is wearing a helmet. keep his fragile brain intact. good job. james. >> jesse: dixon brewer and timpf. sounds like a law firm. >> greg: if to your former employee cheated you out of money they will come and help you. >> judge jeanine: dana?...