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kathy griffin will be here. joanna garcia will be here.man of the killers, brandon flowers. and later this week, maura tierney, nathan fillion and music from trace adkins and usher. ben affleck will be here. with his new movie. excellent. i'm not just saying that because we love each other. it really is. how you doing, guillermo? i bet you're going to be delicious tonight when you get home. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an incredible man. he saved countless swimmers from certain death and survived a vicious roasting of his own last month on comedy central. starting one week from tonight, you can see him on the 11th season premiere of "dancing with the stars." please say hello to david hasselhoff. [ cheers and applause ] how's it going? >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] whatever you guys are on, i want some of it. [ cheers and applause ] what do you mean, how's it going? i'm doing "dancing with the stars," it's horrible. >> jimmy: is it really horrible? >> i'm not barishnikov. i'm telling you, it's hard. >> jimmy: you have

. >> levi was with kathy griffin trying to make $50,000 on a porn website. >> so he is okay.y are in a good place. >> yeah. >> we live in america. >> yeah, we do. >> three dog night song. wanted to point that out. >> they are talking about a party, by the way. it is a bad party. >> i thought she did pretty good. >> that little red get up she was wearing, daddy like. >> any thoughts? no? >> i think that is a really hard show to do. when you are nervous to move. it is one thing to talk, but to do choreographed dance, i would vomit and pass out on the floor probably. >> i would pay to see that, anne. >> 10. >> exactly. >> all right, we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy. to see clips of recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye. >>> time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. ambassador, are you aware of the fact your mustache has its own twitter account? >> nothing surprises me on the internet. >> it is bolton's mustache is the twister. >> excite charming, actually. >> anna, what are you up to these days? >> i am working

and it turned out that kathy griffin's father was funny.s, one was they all had a funny person in their family and none of them were the class clown. the class clown didn't end up well, he usually ended up in a motel shooting, which i thought was hilarious. but most of them were kind of observing everything and muttering under their breath as tina fey says. >> tell me about growing up in that household in beverly hills, you had people like bob hope, milton burl, george burns. >> they were wonderfulfully funny, terrifically generous to each other. i used to go out on blind dates, at around 11:30, i wanted to be home because i knew the guys would be in the living room, smoking cigars and telling jokes and it was completely irresistible to be with them and hang out with them. >> george burns, your dad didn't like the idea of you becoming an actress, george said something to your father that made a difference. what did he say to your dad. >> he said what do you want her to be a millener? he also said to my dad, i feel sorry for anybody that isn