see you. >> kenny johnson. how awesome was he? stick around for more of the comedy.tv. >> i'm going to act like i have my phone on. no. he's here. i used to think he was when i melt to sleep with unisom sleep melts i get to sleep faster, stay asleep and wake refre i avoided steps. i hated pickle jars. then my pharmacist recommended capzasin. block arthritis pain for hours >> welcome back to comedy.tv. the next comedia is from l.a.. give it up for bob zaney. >> yeah. this is the crowd baby. i had a woman come up to me. she said, i thought you were funny in the beginning. i thought, that was so weird. when you came over >> i thought you were so pretty. now, not so much. i love people. i was walking on the strip in vegas. i saw a penny laying down. a drunk homeless guy said, hey. that's bad luck. i said, i guess you would freaking know. i went to home depot. it's the do it yourself store. you went down to ask for help. >> that's not my aisle. >> albertson's, it's your store. they don't like it when i take my crap only. radio shack. h

i'm ernie johnson, here with kenny smith and charles barkley. well, the teams are set. tonight as wisconsin beats kentucky and will play duke for the men's national championship. what an exciting performance by these student athletes, guys. >> incredible. >> yeah, it really was. i don't even like college basketball. they just pay me to sit here for two weeks in march and keep talking until somebody hands me a sandwich. >> well, some tough news after the game, guys, as duke coach mike krzyzewski announced his team may have a major setback. let's take a look. >> thank you all for being here. while we are thrilled to be competing for a national championship, i am sorry to report that one of our student athletes had an emergency and our starting forward, jahlil okafor, will not play on monday. >> is he hurt? is he sick? >> did he tear an acl? >> no, no. he has a big biology test on tuesday. real big. it's a tough break, but what are you gonna do? >> wait, you're gonna keep him out of the national championship game because of a biology test? >> of course i am. guys, these ar

kenny: you ever heard "fake it i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join us, everybody. kevin durant: this is for the doubters, the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. >> tonight a s

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join p kevin durant: this is for the doubters, the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. you're my bestie! i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others >> rob: a break in th

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join us, everybody. kevin durant: this is for the doubters, the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. north

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join us, everybody. kevin durant: this is for the doubters, the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. >>> a scare in midair.

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join p kevin durant: this is for the doubters, the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? you're my bestie! i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. >>> thank you for staying up late, we

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join p kevin durant: this is for the doubters, the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you t

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join us, everybody. the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? i coined my definition of in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. >>> we're giving our key to o

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join us, everybody. p kevin durant: this is for the doubters, -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. you guys ready for our march madness road trip? whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty my definition of success is of mind attained only through satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. >>> live from

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, incngludi ernie johnson, thanks for join us, everybody. ♪ kevin durant: this is for the doubters, the naysayers... -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that?ad trip? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? you're my bestie! i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. c

kenny: you ever heard "fake it until you make it"? i'm tired. i'm not faking it. [laughter] greg: for all of us, including ernie johnson, thanks for join us, everybody. ♪ -the ones who said i can't. -(grunts) that no matter how hard i try... it's not in my destiny. well, this time, i proved you all wrong. 'cause i can. and i will... finish sonic's new ultimate chicken club. it's just gonna take me a while. like, until tomorrow. whoa, chuck, dude? what is up with that?ad trip? well, when you're best friends you start dressing alike. we already finish each other's sentences. we do not... finish each other's sentences. finish each other's sentences. see? hashtag twinning!! this is gonna be a... ...long trip. ...long trip. why you bitin' my style? you're my bestie! i coined my definition of success in nineteen hundred and thirty four. my definition of success is piece of mind attained only through self satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to do the best of which you're capable. it's like reputation and character. reputation is what others perceive you to be. character is what you are. ♪ >> right now on "eyewitness n

kenny williams, the freshman, 0-12 on the season until this big make, part of an 11-0 run that broke the game wide open, and more from very, this time the brice johnson. rice with 19 points, 10 rebounds, four blocks. carolina moving on 88-71. >> i am a good shooter. stay confident, stay ready. that's really all it was. confidence in myself, and knowing that i can knock it down. >> on the point guard, so they look for me to lead sometimes. i know marcus is our leader, but it is always good to have someone get that intensity going, and it starts from somewhere. mark: that was a final four-looking tar heels day -- tar heels team for the final 20 makes. -- final 20 minutes. duke, though, had a big lead in this one before it all went away. duke and notre dame trading baskets for much of the first half until duke started to eat out an edge. alan for the throwdown, two of his game-high 27. how about the contributions of chased dieter? the bucket and the fell. duke it takes in a point -- duke takes an eight point lead at halftime. brandon goes on the glass. 58-42. from there, though, notre dame fighting its way back. zack august, 19 points and 22 rebounds, a

kenny war del our friend -- >> i know him. >> i want to let you know he tweeted that axl rose will be filling in for ac/dc in the remaining shows. you know how brian johnson let's hope he shows up. > [ laughter ] good one. thank you. well, we could use traffic as an excuse, right? let's take a look at the commute now. the traffic is going to be getting better. it's not completely good though. we are seeing improvement at the bay bridge. we had a crash a couple of hours ago, or maybe almost two hours ago. that's gone. but the traffic was slow. seems to be recovering on the 880 approach, especially if you use fast track or if you are using the carpool lanes. things are much better. also looking at the commute on highway 4. that has not become better. i left the arrows up and i was hoping for improvement here, but not really. it's still slow as you drive through this area. we are looking at marin county. we see slow traffic now in northern marin getting down to the central san rafael area. the traffic continues to slow until you reach cordo madaro. back to the desk. >>> there are reports that two attackers may be on the loose following the deadly terror bomb