[phone rings] >> ah. >> oh, man. >> its 134. >> kev. >> kev, me on.> you armurdering the nard dog. >> this is kevin. please hold, and i will transfer you [phe rings] >> you're bad at this too. >> don't answer tt call. >> just transfe the damn . >> your call is very important to us. please... [phone rings] >> hey! >> ho! [cheers and appuse] >> andy bernard. my maid died. [cheerful music] ♪ >> today's my first day my nejob at michael scott paper company incorporated. you know, apple computer started in a garage. and we're starting in a condo. so we already have a leg up onpple. look, it's offici. >> oh, good, my hooker's here. kidding. hi. >> michael, you were expecting me, right? >> yes, i was. yes, i was. >> are you wearing anything under the robe? >> that is inappropriate, pam. come on in. this looks great, michael. >> thank you. would you like some ench toast? >> ye please. >> what shape? >> square is fine. >> all right. >> just wanted to fill you in on a few dails. as you know, i will be running the branch whilwerch for michael's replacement, so pl

now kev may think he is daring, but he is parodyingw, that the military is big, bad dr and oppressivee military is the only thing that separates the free frommi the unfree.an kev is a walking cliche,y reveling in words like fr symbolism and mythology he is the guy you avoid at parties. here is why he is a professor. it proves gutfeld's maxim number five put a professor anywhere and anywhere gets worse.im in this case sports. sports is fun. people love flyovers. they don't mine the national anthem.. now suddenly it is war like. th guy is a fun sucker. he sucks the fun out of everything. i hate to sit next to him on a long flight. he would lecture you on his peanut allergy. he says like every other professor that war is yucky and nothing good comes of it. except for the american revolution and the end of slavery and the death ofomes hitly, saddam hussein -- hitler and saddam hussein and osama bin laden and enablingon, the freedoms of many.ms about these uniforms -- >> that was good. >> thanks. >> and he has a gluten allergy. he has a gluten free diet. >> don't even know the guy. p where

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