>> khloe kardashian odom. and music from puscifer. >> you're married? >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- chris pine. khloe kardashian odom. and music from puscifer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay with me, here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. thank you. hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. thank you for encouraging me to do this and to stand up here in front of you, smiling and laughing, with makeup on and wearing a suit and tie that don't even belong to me. [ laughter ] is everyone feeling okay? everyone all right? [ cheers and applause ] anyone here have the flu? see? that's why it spreads. nobody's honest about it. [ laughter ] flu season has officially begun. so, don't forget to spray a bunch of zinc up your nose for no reason. how many people here have had a flu shot? huh? how many have had a jell-o shot? [ cheers and applause ] combine those. apparently the flu

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tomorrow night, we'll be joined by chris pine, khloe kardashian odom, and we'll have music from pusciferin us then, as well. [ cheers and applause ] there aren't many people i'd let run electricity through my body. really. it's just this guy or joy behar. he is a schoolteacher from newton, massachusetts, who is back to show us more of the wonders of science. please, say hello to "science bob" pflugfelder. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i see you've got a -- is that for me? >> that's for you. >> jimmy: how sweet. i didn't get one yesterday. thank you for dethorning it, too. >> don't get too attached to it, though. >> jimmy: is that a new jacket? >> i kind of redid it. kind of looks like a smurf exploded on me. >> jimmy: and with you, that's possible, that you did murder a smurf. so, you're going to take us through experiments. again, you're a schoolteacher. what grade to you teach? >> elementary level. >> jimmy: and the kids -- you must be their favorite teacher, right? >> we get to blow things up. it's fun. >> jimmy: and usually, the teachers get fired for that sort of t

and then thursday night, chris pine, khloe kardashian odom, and music from puscifer.est is a very fine actor. he is in not one, but two movies nominated for best picture at the oscars this year. his films "extremely loud & incredibly close," and "the artist," are in theaters now. please, say hello to john goodman. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> fine. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> happy valentine's day. >> jimmy: happy valentine's day to you, too. in fact, i have a little something for you. i made a book for you of some of our memories together. our valentine's day memories. >> well, jimmy, thank you. >> jimmy: would you like to see? >> i would. >> jimmy: if you don't mind, i would like to share these. i made a little note for you. this is when you came out and said hello. [ laughter ] last time you were here. >> yeah. i'm wearing the same tie. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. you're about to sit down the last time. and then, you did sit down. remember that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: a

kardashians, well, good luck. now khloe and her husband lamar odom are bringing more drama to their tv hit reality show. >> this seasonhey move to dallas after lamar gets traded to the mavericks, but there is drama before they leave l.a. and it has to do with khloe's brother rob. take a look. >> wow. rob really did move up. >> are you sad that rob moved out? >> i love rob. didn't you like rob on "dancing with the stars"? >> rob just started on "dancing with the stars." the bad thing is you said you wanted to be on "dancing with the stars." >> would he be good? >> i don't think he would do it. he's really shy. rob's not shy around us, but rob -- i never would have thought rob would have done as well as he did. >> how about you? would you do it? >> no, i don't think so. >> why? >> it's too much pressure. i think people think i would do well because i'm outgoing. it doesn't mean i could be a great dancer, so i think the pressure -- and now we would have to win because rob was second, and i would have to beat rob. >> you'd have to do one of those donnie & marie things. >> exactly. >> what happened on valentine's day? >> n