please welcome kim kardashian.ing. >> thank you very having me. >> jimmy: i heard you suffered a terrible tragedy this morning. >> i did actually. i dropped my blackberry in the toilet. it did. it happened. i don't really care, though. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no, i still haven't fixed it. i haven't gotten another one. >> jimmy: wow. >> i think when you have a baby, you just don't care. i don't care who's e-mailing me. i'm with my fiance and my baby. nothing else matters. >> jimmy: if you drop the baby in the toilet, nothing elthen y problems. you know it, you're really growing up before our eyes is what's happening. i thought it would be like thor without his hammer. you and your fiance were in paris. i know this because everyone follows you around and takes pictures of you. you were looking at the palace of versaille, right? >> we took a private tour. him and i have never been there. we just wanted a tour. and of course, everyone thought we were, you know, picking that as our wedding place and all that. >> jimmy:

kim kardashian, enough of that for me. the climate change debate goes on. and i'm not going to get in the technical part of that. but the part that jonathan raises scares me. bernie sanders is a guy outrageously for individual being, he is talking about how he is an independent. not a democrat, not a republican. and for him to talk about condemning, it's intimidating the press. it's just what you said. against the constitution. it's against all of the things we think about as individual freedom. for a lawmaker to come out and criticize the press. >> go ahead. >> he is a -- sanders is a socialist. younow who else does this? hugo chavez, which for years, eric, pressured the last free media in venezuela pushing the same type of force to use against the media, which is the people in this country. >> we have to leave it -- again, we wish we had more time. hat tip to our friends everywhere making those decisions. thanks to michelle fields and jehmu greene for joining thus week. coming up, the right to bear arms, just not for you. hollywood lefties making tens of

kim kardashian, throwback thursday pic. kim kardashian, 13 years old. wow.. just take a real close look at nicole richie. those are braces she's wearing. >> looking good. >> i don't think anyone has seen nicole richie like this. this is amazing to see them. obviously, they were friends when they were growing up. first time we're seeing them like this. >> we've been talking about kim so much on this show. i'm wondering when you go back and start covering war zones, aren't you going to miss this kind of hard-hitting journalism? >> kim kardashian, that's as hard hitting as you can get. >> really. >> scandal, drama, intrigue -- >> i'll be sure to send you all of the articles, all of the selfies she takes. i'll pass them all your way as we get them. >> please do, it will remind me of home. >>> coming up, our weekly friday rewind. >>> and just guess what pretty much dominated the headlines? we'll give you a hint. ♪ >>> welcome back. those bright lights in this bigger city, unfortunately, just weren't enough to keep us warm this week. >> topping our friday rewind,

clients courtney cox, j-lo and new mom kim kardashian. tracy how are you? >> i'm good. how are you? >> every time i see a celebrity having a baby and they look after three months like a stick again. they say reshaped and retrained by tracy anderson. what do you do to these poor women? >> i support them. i tell them the truth. i give them the tools to get the results that they hope to get out of their hard work. as women we're doing a lot in this world to support a lot of people. if we want to look like our best versions of ourselves and feel comfortable in our own skin we deserve that. >> gwyneth paltrow says you've given her a 22-year-old stripper's butt. >> i actually have. [ laughter ] >> we've done that together. >> she did the work. >> women in the audience say i want a stripper's butt. how do you get one? >> didn't we give them dvds? >> stall surprise them. we have a little gift. i will bring the surprise forward. tracy very kindly is giving everybody an metamorphosis program. [ cheers and applause ] >> for all of you. so if you'd all like to come back and see me again in thre

. >> coming up on jimmy kimmel, kim kardashian. >> thanks so much for watching. we appreciate you coming. continue online. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kim kardashian -- from "the bachelor," sean and catherine -- this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jason derulo. with cleto and the cletones. and now, how should i put this, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming.

y viene kim kardashian, no, no viene, vamos a ver cosas de kim kardashian. >>> ojalÁ viniera. >>> vendrÁtro desde encino california, en un lugar especial, visitamos a chiquis rivera. hija de jenni rivera. hoy va a asumir un reto, quizÁ el mÁs importante de sus Últimos tiempos, el reto de decir sÍ se puede. ustedes serÁn testigos de la transformaciÓn, acompaÑenme. >>> chiquis? >>> sorry, sorry. >>> hola, hola. >>> cÓmo estÁn? quÉ bueno que llegaste. >>> quÉ gusto. >>> quÉ guapa. venganse. quÉ gusto. >>> bien. >>> muchas gracias por recibirnos,>>> no, no, gracias a ti por estar. >>> bueno, aquÍ estoy en el clÓset de chiquis, todas las chicas deben estar ahorita. este es el paraÍso de cualquier mujer. (risas) >>> es que me encantan, me encantan los zapatos. >>> sÍ? >>> sÍ. >>> cuÉntame, acÁ esto es un momento para nosotros los que fuimos gordos es difÍcil estar acÁ. es difÍcil vernos ahi. >>> sÍ. >>> conmigo, vente un momentico. a ver. quÉ ves tÚ aquÍ en este momento. cuando te ves al espejo acÁ, en este momento, quÉ no te gusta, quÉ quieres cambiar? quÉ vamos a trabajar? >>> mira. en sÍ me

. >> in this age of kim kardashian and anthony weiner it was incredible to celebrate humility for a moment. >> you can be conservative but you don't have to make everybody mad. >> suddenly i'm aware i'm in a see through dress talking about the pope but it's i'm sure he would forgive me. >> so much seemed unforgivable or unforgettable in the world from the train crashes to the raging civil war in syria to the nairobi mall attack and the typhoon that ripped through the philippines. but the worst surprise came closer to home. >> something just blew up -- run! go! >> the boston marathon bombings. >> i'm a new yorker. it's reminiscent of that eerie 9/11 feeling of shock and you can't believe this is happening and why is the biggest question. >> the manhunt for the tsarnaev brothers gave few answers. and the rolling stones cover of the brother. >> made him feel like a rock star. it was sensationalism. >> but that didn't stop the best comeback. >> this is our [ bleep ] city. >> when the boston red sox won the world series that region really needed that boost and that upliftment. and still to this

kim kardashian dijo que el 2013 fue un aÑo maravilloso donde se convirtiÓ en mamÁ y tuvo una relaciÓnstrenos de la pantalla grande, nos acompaÑaba daniela. >> feliz aÑos para todos ustedes. >> quÉ nos tienes de los estrenos? >> varias cosas interesantes, esta fin de semana llega una interesante cinta britÁnica de intriga y romance del director de la recordada cinta "cinema paradiso", y tambÍen james franco tiene una pelÍcula, y tambiÉn "paranomal activity" con mucho elenco latino. >> son sorprendidos por el asesinato de una vecina en el barrio latino donde viven, entonces deciden visitar la casa de la difunta, donde tienen una experiencia escalofriante con la magia negra, jessie estarÁ marcado y deberÁ con sus amigos lidiar con sesiones espiritistas, y la santerÍa. esta es la historia de un hombre experto en arte antiguo,quedarÁ fascinado con una misteriosa joven y se obsesiona con esa mujer que sÓlo se comunica con el a travÉs de paredes envolviéndose sin darse cuenta en una pasiÓn incontrolable. estrenada en 1980 la pelÍcula protagonizada por al pacino generÓ polÉmica, y muchas esce

. >> in this age of kim kardashian and anthony wiener. >> it takes one to know one, jackass. >> it wasncredible to celebrate humility for a moment. >> i wish republicans would look at the new pope and say, here's a good way to be conservative without making everybody mad. >> suddenly i'm in a see-through dress talking about the pope but it's i'm sure he could put that aside and forgive me. >> so much seemed unforgivable or unforgettable in the world from the train crashes to the raging civil war in syria to the nairobi mall attack and the typhoon that ripped through the philippines. but the worst surprise came closer to home. >> something just blew up -- run! go! >> the boston marathon bombings. >> i'm a new yorker, so it's very reminiscent of that eerie 9/11 feeling of shock and you can't believe this is happening and why, i think, is always the biggest question. >> the manhunt for the tsarnaev brothers gave few answers. even if it was the worst "rolling stones" cover of the brother. the younger suspect, tousled hair, piercing eyes and all. >> made him feel like a rock star. i thought

not on the list, miley cyrus, justin bieber, and kim kardashian. >> they're disrespecting the biebs.>>> two recycling plant owners that saved a puppy's life. >> well today two workers saved an injured puppy. >> they found the ten week old puppy nicknamed gem on a conveyer belt. she was thrown away in a truckload of trash including bottles, cans, and other recyclebles. she has come a long way, but she is still in foster care. gem herself will be at tonight's event, up for adoption, as soon as she fully recovers. so far authorities have not been able to identify who did d that to the poor little pup. >> nice work to those people, the mayor will be there and gem will be there. >> thank you for joining us. our next newscast is at 5:00. [whining like a dog] (tina) oh, my, not that--this. sorry, i don't shake hands. i have avian bone syndrome. hollow bones. tracy jordan, the black crusaders are coming for you. the top law firm in cleveland wants me. god's sakes, tracy, where are you? starting a new life. because of the black crusaders? that's crazy. i took that job. blurgh. cough. [coughs]

you know who definitely does google myself, i would put money on it, kim kardashian.ictures of herself out there. and there was a new selfie. there it is. the post-baby bod. >> where's the motorcycle? i don't see -- where's kanye. >> i know. and where's the baby? but she's showing off the new bod. of course, the negative people who think this photo was photoshopped. check out the abs. looking very fit and trim. but sources say, telling "us weekly" that kim feels confident again and so she just wants to share it with the world. >> i'm saying, sharing it with the world is one thing. but if there ain't no motorcycle and ain't no kanye, i ain't watching. >> fair enough. >>> coming up, the next item is steven segal. remember that guy from the movie "under siege" and all the other movies nobody watched because we've seen "under siege" and then you've seen every steven segal movie there is. thinking of following in arnold schwarzenegger's foot steps as running for governor of arizona. he told a tv station there, talking with a sheriff and this is what he has said himself. le

. >>> crazy new kim kardashian video. >> back up! back up! hy does she cause such a mob scene everywhere she goes? maybe joan rivers knows. >> what kind of advice do you give the fans of can kim? >> get in the frontít rowup to6 people if you want to see her [ bleep ]. >>> tv's 600-pound woman and her new year's resolution to drop the weight. >>> i really hate being this size. once proud and wearing bikinis, now in danger of eating herself to death. >> if i tell my dad, i'm okay with that. >>> nothing weird about this. kirstie alley, kelly preston, rob, all in bed in monkey suits? ♪ >> the slumber party, the pillow fight, the sex k.tal >> who was your man, kirstie alley? >> sasquatch. >> now "entertainment tonight," the worldwide leain entertainment news. >>> the opening ceremonies for the winter olympics are one month from tonight, but right now "e.t." has new insight into the tonya harding-nancy kerrigan scandal that rocked the olympics 20 years ago this week. rob marciano has the story in a bone-chilling times square. it's warm here. >> don'

. >> coming up on jimmy kimmel, kim kardashian. >> thanks so much for watching.preciate you coming. continue online.

. >>> one of the first things kim kardashian did in 2014, see that thing? >> why? >> she put the 15-carat engagement ring that she's got into her daughter north's hand. i wonder if north sprained a muscle there. >>> after being accused of plagiarism, shia labeouf attempted to apologize with this sky-writing. >>> superstar beyonce dancing to some of her favorite tunes which also happen to be her own tunes. it works out kind of well. she has a new album, why not. >>> some of the most stolen music in 2013 comes from artists including super bowl half time singer bruno mars, he's very popular on twitter. we got rihanna, daft punk, your favorite justin timberlake and flo rida. >>> the most pirated movies of 2013 include "the hobbit," jango unchained and silver linings playbook." >>> check out this intense sneak peek of "spider-man 2" legendary actress angela lansbury was made a dame for her amazing body of work. including the hit show "murder she wrote." britney spears believes that the show must go on. her costume came undone during the show and she kept on dancing, the

a misnomer, because anybody can 83th a subreddit, just like anybody can create a tumbler or, kim kardashianeciding she no longer wants to tweet from, whatever. it's an item from the particular subreddit. one of the mechanisms we built into this is because there are now i think 6,000 active subreddits, if enough people don't like the way a certain number of people are running a reddit, usurp it. >> you talked about civilian, we saw in april last year with the boston bombing there was a tragedy and during you know the man hunt a lot of redditers identified, atlantic article enough moral weight of what they're doing, their article also says correcting -- investigatininvestigating bombii know we have had a lot of tweets about this. >> listen to this. >> i'm a boston based reporter. the whole incident about reddit and the boston bombing was completely irresponsible. peeft trust the old school values of adjournment. credibility is what matters. the pr rbltion media environment has this increasingly fast metabolism. to help in a way that maybe twitter doesn't. >> what do you think of the idea that

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you know who definitely does google herself, i would put money on it, kim kardashian. >> oh, right. >ll these pictures of herself out there. there's a new selfie, there it is. the post baby bod. >> oh, wow. where's the motorcycle? where's kanye? >> i know, exactly. and where's the baby? but she is showing off the new bod. of course, always the nay sayers. negative people who think that this photo was photo shopped. because, check out the abs. looking very fit and trim. but sources say, telling us weekly, that kim feels confident again and so she just wants to share it with the world. >> sharing it with the world is one thing but if there ain't no motorcycle and there ain't no kanye, i ain't watching. >> fair enough. >> coming up, next item is steven seagal. remember this guy from "under siege" and all the other movies that he did, but no one ever watched because we watched "under siege"? he is hoping to follow in arnold schwarzenegger's foot steps by possibly running for governor of the state of arizona. and he told a local tv station there that he talked to the sheriff and this is wh

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>> i prominently was displayed in the new york post right next to kim kardashian the impossible to shopelf he and former government spitzer's sucking someone's toes. i have arrived. i am ready. >> we see others in the industry making aggressive moves. what is that what you mean in terms of how profitable this business can be? >> these people are fat, dumb, happy. one of the things that we did is i took $1.5 billion out of the car structure. with these plans, i can very profitably grow. >> put it this way, originally, the plan was hopefully to be slightly negative in the postpaid business in 2013 but q4.n criminally positive in then i gave guidance of 1.1-1.2 million. we did 2 million. i will give guidance on the business when we do earnings in february but the momentum continues and the ratios for the seven days ended january 1. , 3.3 6-1.-1, sprint we are moving. >> we appreciate the time. , live here at the consumer electronics show. but thank you very much. i can see you in something in magenta. more on governor andrew cuomo's effort to change the focus of debate on medical marijuana

tell you one thing, i prominently was displayed right next to kim kardashian's photoshoped selfie. i have arrived now. >> legend the client to talk about merger speculation with sprint, saying the company can compete with or without consolidation. samsung is the world's largest manufacturer and has dominated television smart phones and tablets. home appliances are next. sam grobart took an idea of what it is like to have samsung in your kitchen. ces has always been about things like tvs, mobile products, but lately you can add list,r product to the kitchen appliances. the home has become a world of opportunities. one of the big players is samsung right now. they have pretty ambitious goals. they intend to be the worlds largest manufacturers of appliances by 2015, which will be an uphill battle he cuts they will have to increase revenue i six oh yen dollars per year to replace the current leader, whirlpool. new have a bunch of products they are displaying in las vegas. this is the chef collection refrigerator. the target price of $6,000. it is not for everybody. this door has button

>> i prominently was displayed in the new york post right next to kim kardashian the impossible to shop self he and former government spitzer's sucking someone's toes. i have arrived. i am ready. >> we see others in the industry making aggressive moves. what is that what you mean in terms of how profitable this business can be? >> these people are fat, dumb, happy. one of the things that we did is i took $1.5 billion out of the car structure. with these plans, i can very profitably grow. >> put it this way, originally, the plan was hopefully to be slightly negative in the postpaid business in 2013 but it in criminally positive in q4. then i gave guidance of 1.1-1.2 million. we did 2 million. i will give guidance on the business when we do earnings in february but the momentum continues and the ratios for the seven days ended january 1. at&t, 2.24-1, sprint, 3.3 6-1. we are moving. >> we appreciate the time. john leger, live here at the consumer electronics show. but thank you very much. i can see you in something in magenta. more on governor andrew cuomo's effort to change the focus of

>> no, but i will tell you i prominently was displayed in the new york post right next to kim kardashian and the former governor. i've arrived now. >> we can watch the full and spicy interview with john online or, you can go to our award- winning tablet app. baseball's new hall of famers have been announced. and what actually got them inducted. gadget wars by getting products into more. we will talk to the incoming ceo. before we had to break, you have got to look at this. robots. an app driven toy with a built in camera. you can pilot it by wi-fi. it may be kind of repeat. it will follow your gestures. check this out. ♪ >> this is "lunch money." we are also streaming live. i am adam johnson. it is the third day of the giant consumer electronics show in las vegas. one company you might not expect, making a big product announcement. world wrestling entertainment, wwe. the company responsible for providing highbrow cultural icons such as the rock and hoke logan, they are now introducing wwe network, an online video channel. the network launches february 24. now, to a company we are more ac

>> let's start off with kim kardashian. >> i love me some kim. crazy, with her new best friend. and look at this picture. >> who? >> black china. >> her new best friend. >> there she is with another picture showing off her ample assets. she's working out. she's crediting this to the atkins diet. but kim is back and wants the world to know about it. >> well, yeah. >> some sad news out of the kardashian camp. >> scott disick's father passed away last night. radar online broke the story. it comes three months after his mother passed away. both were 63 years old. this has not been confirmed by the family yet. scott, as we know, he loves social media, he's always on twitter. he's not said a word about this on twitter. in fact, he's not even tweeted since new year's eve. so we're keeping a close eye. >> he's an only child too. >> only child, long island, went to california to make his fame and fortune and massive reality star. but very, very sad news. >> what does he do for a living? >> he's a reality star, make a fortune from being famous. >> no other

hills police say kanye west is a suspect in a misdemeanor battery case involving his fiancee kim kardashian. witnesses say west attacked a man who unleashed a tirade of racial slurs at kardashian. west left the scene before officers arrived the rapper pleaded not guilty in november to charges of battery and attempted grand theft in connection with another physical altercation at the airport with a paparazzi. >> you might see a message featuring tobacco companies that they lied about dangers of spoking. they reached a deal on the content of the ads friday the industry will pay for the so called corrective statements. the suit first filed in 1999. >> while the corrective statements are meant to educate the public about the tobacco companies having lied to them they're going to be very, very forceful, antismoking campaigns that are going to help a lot of adults quit. >> this friday will mark the 50th anniversary of the surgeon general's first warning that smoking can be hazardous to your health. >> tesla motors is recalling 29,000 charging adaptors, sending a letter to the government saying it

>> i was prominently displayed in the new york post next to kim kardashian and eliot spitzer.ave arrived. i am ready. >> what about profitability? we see your aggressive moves. others in the industry are making aggressive moves because t-mobile is. what does that mean in terms of service? >> if you look -- one of the things i quietly did this year is to take money out of the cost structure. i do not have a macklemore party. i did have a suite at the super bowl. they don't have the cost or to just -- compete. with these plans, i can very profitably grow. but as i can speak to. >> in terms of ultimately how many people you could bring aboard, with all the announcements today, any idea on how many new customers you think this could bring to t-mobile? >> put it this way, the original plan was hopefully to be slightly negative in the postpaid business in 2013. i raise it to 1.8 million. we've have seen accelerated growth. the momentum continues. at&t 2.2 to one, sprint 3.6 to one. verizon, 1.3. so we are moving. >> jon erlichman with john leger. have you ever wanted to watch eight

>> the kanye west and the kim kardashian on the motion. >> yeah. >> it issee rottic -- it is erotic. >> i would pay to see that video. >> illicit music video. >> i want to do that with greg. >> wasn't kardashian and -- didn't they do the sex video together? >> no. that was ray jay. >>> next up, good old boy bobbie, man of the world, getting his jamaican on. >> i don't know what the problem is here. don't get old and man here, i mean what the problem, you got to chill out, everybody. be happy, get yourself something to eat or get yourself some home grown weed from where i come from. you'll be much happier. >> i had somebody -- some jamaican around here safing how do you say these things? and he said, man, you ain't no jamaican. >> it sounded like irish jam achan. >> that was on the heels of a commercial that people found racially sensitive. there was a volkswagen. >> bob, you are making me crazy. >> but the gagga was good. >> i have no idea. >> if you did that, you would pass out for six months. >> i think she would laugh and laugh. >> she would listen to one marley song and go shh --

>> no, but i was prominently displayed in the new york post next to kim kardashian's selfie.e arrived. i am ready. >> what about profitability? we continue to see your aggressive moves and others in the industry are making aggressive moves. what will that mean in terms of how profitable this business can be? >> these folks are happy. one thing i quietly did this year is take $1.5 billion out of the cost structure. i am not having a macklemore party. you won't see suites at the super bowl. these guys cannot compete. they have to make some changes. with these plans, i can very profitably grow. that's all i can speak to. >> in terms of ultimately how many people you could bring aboard with all the announcements today -- that was my first question -- any idea how many new customers you think this could bring to t-mobile? >> put it this way, originally, when i came over, the plan was hopefully to be slightly negative in the postpaid but incrementally positive the next year and then i give guidance of 1.2 million and raised it 1.4, 1.6, 1.8 and we saw 2 million. so we are seeing ac

>>> now trending, kim kardashian hammered about the bruce jenner

kanye west and kim kardashian gets points for setting up the best parody. ♪ driving cadillacs in ourng goes to the 17-year-old phenom from new zealand. loerd saw it shoot up the chart this year. >> it's like something i as an old person like. which is great. it makes me feel very hip. >> best run away success. beyonce's latest album that rewrote the record books for sales. that didn't keep her from capturing the oh, say can you sing award for lip synching the national album. ♪ this is ground control to major tom ♪ >> the out of this world prize goes to chris hatfield who covers space oddity in orbit. >> and the worst song of 2013, who cares? the fox bit. >> what does the fox say ♪ what the fox say? what the fox say ♪ >> it was so bad it spawned other parodies like "saturday night live." >> what does my girl say? ♪ what does my girl say what da who da who da? >> we turn our thoughts to television. those two came to give us the worst idea for a thriller since snakes on a plane. >> can't wait here with sharks bearing down on us. >> shark nadeau was a hit from the channel even if it was

, i tell you one thing, but i was prominently displayed in the "new york post" right next to kim kardashian'seliot spitzer's toe sucking. >> t-mobile and others are making aggressive moves. what about how profitable it can be? >> one of the things i quietly did this years is took 1.5 billion dollars out of the cost structure. you do not see me having a macklemore party. these guys do not have the speed to move. they are going to have to wake up. all i can tell you is with these plans, i can very profitably grow, and that is all i can speak to. >> in terms of ultimately how many people you can bring on board, my first question, any idea on how many customers you think this could bring to t- mobile? >> put it this way. originally, the plan when i came over was hopefully it could be slightly negative in 2013 but incrementally positive in q4, and then i gave guidance of 1.1 demo 1.2 million, and i raised it, and we did 2 million, so we are seeing this accelerated growth. i will give guidance when we give earnings in february, but the momentum continues, and reporting ratios and in january 1, at&t

kanye west and kim kardashian's bound 2. ♪ >> best song.ar-old phenom from new zealand, lorde, who released royals in 2012 but saw it shoot up the charts this year. ♪ never be royals >> it is actually like something i as an old person like. which is great. it makes me feel very hip. >> best runaway success. beyonce's latest album that rewrote the record books for sale. ♪ and the rocket's red glare ♪ the bomb's bursting in air >> but that didn't keep her from also capturing the "o say can you sing" award for the national anthem. ♪ >> out the of this world prize goes to canadian astronaut chris hatfield who covered david bowie's space odyssey in orbit. ♪ >> and the worst song of 2013, who cares if he was kidding. the fox. "what does the fox say ♪ >> the parody was so bad, it even sparked on "saturday night live." >> what does my girl say? ♪ >> bad taste and animals running amok were certainly not confined to music in 2013. as we turn our thoughts to television, those two came together to give us the worst idea for a thriller since snakes on a

. >> does bieber now join lindsay lohan and kim kardashian and her 12-minute marriage? >> we've seen this movie before. we saw it with miley cyrus back in august. we were about to go to war with syria if iran, israel and -- got involved. yet the next day, coverage outweighed for miley 12/1 over syria. but i think, howie, you have to go back to '94, '95, the o.j. chase and the trial. i think that's when the line between hard news and sensationalism was blurred forever. a million dollar industry, tmz was born, e! was born. now cable networks are saying we can cover kiev and deadly protests, we can cover west virginia chemical spill and 300,000 and the war being affected but it's not rating. and we have to make a business decision here and the business decision was to go all bieber. >> but there's journalistic judgment. i know bieber says he's retiring. is all this helping his music career? >> that's hard to say. i wonder if the media is late to the curb. the grownup media, we're always a little late when it comes to teen idols. and we're always making too big a deal about

kim kardashian, sean lowe and his fiancee katherine.putting it on television. join us then. our first guest tonight went from tv talk show host to nominated actor to specifically make guys like me feel about about themselves. on thursday night, he makes his triumphant return to television as a brilliant but degenerate lawyer on "rake." please say hello to greg kinnear. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i was just talking to members of our studio audience. one is from seattle and one from poe land. the polish woman wants to know how to please a man. you've been married for a while. what can she do to please her man? >> the first thing you want to do is wear flowers in your hair. >> jimmy: she's got flowers in her hair. >> oh, perfect. >> look at the look on the man's face. >> jimmy: i think it's humiliation, i don't know. you had two daughters. now you have three daughters. what's next? four daughters? >> turn the cards over and they keep coming up aces. >> jimmy: do you wish you had a son? is it one of those things -- >> you know, we had two daugh

. >> does he join the tradition of kim kardashian and lindsay lohan?we have seen this with miley cyrus in august, we are about to go to war with syria which could be world war three but the next day, coverage out weighed for miy 1 2-1 over syria. and that is an example of, yes, this is what people are associated with. you have to go back to o.j. and the chase and the trial and that is when the line between hard news and sensational imwas -- sensationalism was blurred forever. tmz was born, and now cable net words are saying, we can coverage these deadly protests, and syrian peace talks and west virginia chemical spill and 300 ,000 affected in a war but it is not ratings. we have to make a business decision and the decision was to go all justin bieber. >> i know justin bieber said he is retiring but is this media hammering helping his music career? >> could be media be late. the grownup media, forget mainstream media, the grown up media, we are always late if teen idols and making too big a deal about teen idols who are so 18 months ago. justin bieber i

coming up, kim kardashian is dead -- tired of people spreading false rumors about her on the internet. can't say i blame her. what is left to say about the golden globes that hasn't been said? glerp, gloop, thats hasn't been -- that hasn't been said, people. >>> it is time to probe the globe. the 845th annual golden globe awards were held on sunday night and they featured moments that were as golden as they why globy. e entertainment news kicked the whole thing off in fine fashion by picking an odd, fun fact during its pre show. in case you can't read it says "fun fact, michael j fox was diagnosed with parkinsons disease in 1991". i don't know. it could be fun. some world world it is fun. i would like to see the other fun fact they didn't use. lib -- lib bough raw chee died of aids. it was well crafted speeches like this one like jacqueline bissette. [applause]. i think it was the 47 years ago hollywood foreign press gave me a promising nomination for the -- a promising new comer. >> all right. then there was the tribute to woodial lynn with diane keaton singing an old girl scout song

it's such an odd room, because you look out and say oh, there's madeiline albright and who let kim kardashian what about sitting next to the president of the united states and doing standup, is that intimidating? >> you know what? the idea of it, very intimidating. but he went on first, and he killed. he's really funny. >> very funny. >> and so i was like -- it was like following another comic. >> how long do you have to prepare for something like that? >> you know, it worked out where i didn't get stressed too much over it, because my wife was like nine months pregnant, and so i was like waiting for her to -- i had more important things to do before i could go out and practice. i think i had three weeks to pull it together. >> fascinating. >> when did you -- >> when? is this a trick question? in 2008. >> that expression come out of your mouth, my wife. it's such a moving thing. >> you love being married? >> i do. this is going to sound like i'm sucking up to my husband -- >> hey, this is a family show. ain't it? >> when you said it, it sort of went right by me. it just sort -- like they're m

tomorrow night, kim kardashian will be here, former bachelor sean lowe and his fiancÉ catherine willeir televised wedding, which is very romantic. and we'll have music from jason derulo. we have watched our first guest grow up on the big screen, which has been much easier than having to raise her ourselves. you know her from many fine films, her latest which you should not watch with your children, is called "lizzie borden took an ax". premieres saturday night at 8 on lifetime, please welcome christina ricci. [ applause ] >> how are you? >> jimmy: good. you had a busy few months. you got married in august? >> october. >> jimmy: and you got on twitter. >> huge milestones. >> jimmy: why did you decide to now get on twitter? i think it's almost over. >> well, i like to just get on things when they're dying out. you know? it's good petering out. >> jimmy: do you have a my space account? >> yeah, same month. >> jimmy: you've been on there a short time but somehow managed already to create something called ricci'ing. >> i dependent create it. i like to fit in small spaces and have my frien

. >>> then, kim kardashian under siege. outrageous headlines today. is this booty picture doctored?she really bald? >>> jessica simpson's new interview about packing on 50 pounds. >> i just let myself have whatever i wanted. >> how little ace is doing and when's t

christina ricci, kim kardashian, kenneth branagh. from "new girl," jake johnson.mer bachelor sean lowe and his bride-to-be, catherine, will join us. and we'll have music from jason derulo, danny brown, young the giant, and vampire weekend. i've got some exciting news to announce. the week of march 10th we're packing up the show, guillermo and all, and taking it to texas. we will be in austin for the annual south by southwest festival. we're broadcasting from the long center and we will give you ticket information for that soon if you're going to be around there. that will be fun. there is no place better than austin texas, there just isn't have you ever been to austin, texas? >> guillermo: no, i haven't. >> jimmy: we're going to eat everything in the whole town. including the people. our first guest tonight is a talented actor who does a very fine job of filling very big shoes, whether they be that of shatner or ford. he plays cia agent jack ryan in the new thriller, "jack ryan: shadow recruit," it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome chris pine. [ applause

gold grills, $300,000 may beck cars by the dozens, latest ensociety with kim kardashian nasty episodehletes, nasty, nasty history and jumping up and down on the couch. you would need a hazmat suit to get in the sack with this chick. >> he is your pinhead of the year. do you realize no one really cares about mr. west unless you are in the hip hop community and this is what you -- no one really cares about this guy. >> even your audience. >> they know who he is. primarily because the tailor -- taylor wift when he went in and embarrassed that young woman. airline. >> do you think so? >> yeah. >> your pin head of the year? >> jim carey put out a video for funny or die in which he dies. against guns. his video mocked the late charlton heston and said cruel things about his personal life which is disgusting and cowardly when the person is dead and can't fight back. the irony is now his career is as dead as charlton heston. >> he apologized and apparently didn't accept. >> his apology was driven by the agent. he saw the writing on the wall. it was, "you're over" . >> do you agree? >> yeah ft

am and kim kardashian. >> i love megaupload. >> simon: here's how it worked.o send a friend a file that was too large to email-- a wedding video, for example-- you could just upload it onto megaupload's servers and your friends could click a link to download it. it was a virtual warehouse where people stored and shared digital files. by selling advertisements and premium subscriptions, megaupload brought in an estimated $175 million. it became one of the most frequented sites on the internet. how did it get so popular and profitable? according to federal authorities, by also allowing users to illegally share the hottest new movies, or hit songs, or tv programs, including some cbs shows. >> shawn henry: megaupload knowingly created and facilitated the distribution of stolen property. >> simon: shawn henry is former executive assistant director of the f.b.i. he was responsible for the megaupload investigation. >> henry: no different than if somebody has a warehouse where stolen property is being dropped off. if you created the environment that facilitated it, an