if he had done jimmy kimmel we would have made fun of him. now he's not doing jimmy kimmel and we're making fun of him. it's like not smoking going to a health conference. the question will always be his priorities. fundraising -- money always trump mayhem in his world. the u.s. is a macro level of chicago or detroit. as long as you can find a check somewhere you overlook the crisis. perhaps if there was a fundraiser in the ukraine or a golf course in key he he would feel differently. the comfort food in his life is applause. he likes that feeling. that's why fundraisers are fun and talk shows are fun where the clapping is the loudest is where you'll find president obama. >> dana, i was thinking about this because we criticized him and a number of people have criticized the president forgoing on these late night shows and taking an unserious tact after benghazi. now he's not is going on jimmy kimmel. was that a smart move? >> that was right decision. they used the president's late night appearances to great effect. it propels him to huge popu

all this on "jimmy kimmel live!" >> for years, jimmy kimmel has blazed his own trail. >> who do you think is going to win? >> rob lowe. >> looks like skin cancer. >> every show is history in the making. >> thanks, jimmy kimmel. >> all part of the job, ma'am. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dane cook, mark duplass, and apologies to matt damon, ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album "trigga" came out today -- here with the song, 1k3w4r50irk "nana" -- trey songz. ♪ ♪ hey look what you started ♪ oh na na look what you done started oh na na why you gotta act ♪ ♪ so naughty oh na na i'm bout to spend all this cash ♪ ♪ oh nana ♪ if you keep shaking that oh yeah ♪ ♪ oh nana na, put your hands in the air if you love it tonight ♪ ♪ na na na ♪ ♪ keep your hands in the air if ya spending the night oh na na na oh na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ everybody say it ♪ oh na na na oh na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ baby i'm the one you like i'mma give you

jimmy kimmel i am taking you down.] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was solid. this is going to be tough. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's go through add them up. we'll start with mine. ooh, i don't get credit for that one. all right. still zero. one. two, three. four. five. oh, no, you're right. six. seven. eight. nine. ten. oh. nothing. oh. okay. 11. 12. and just -- all right. is there any other? any others? 13. 13 is my number. [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty good. i think the last time i got eight. >> no. >> jimmy: let's see how gerard did. here we go. one, two, three. four. ha-ha. that doesn't count. five. six. seven. eight. nine. oh, my god. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. [ cheers and applause ] 15. you win! >> yeah! >> jimmy: gerard butler, everybody. "how to train your dragon 2." we'll be right back with meagan good! [ cheers and applause ] what yo. why let erectile dysfunction get in your way? talk to your doctor about viagra. ask if your heart is healthy enough for sex. do not take viagra if you take nitrates for c

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. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- gerard butler, meagan good, and music from matisyau, with cleto and the cletones. and now, you know what else -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, thank you. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here in the inner circle. we had a show on in primetime earlier tonight. here we are with the second one. we might do a third show in the middle of the night if i feel up to it. who knows. america, this country is gripped with basketball fever this week, game three of the nba playoffs tonight. did you know that before, before the game of basketball was invented, they used to feed tall people to alligators. they were considered to be worthless. uh-huh. spurs at american airlines arena in miami. the noise from the crowd in miami was deafening. have you ever heard the sound of 10,000 life alert bracelets all going off at the same time? trust me when i tell you, it is an experience you will not soon forg

right now on jimmy kimmel, actress susan sarandon. have a good susan sarandon.ave a good night everybody >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, susan sarandon. ramon rodriguez. from the l.a. dodgers, yasiel puig. and music from robin thicke. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what are the odds, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. than

on jimmy kimmel, dane cook. see you tomorrow. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dane cook from "tammy," mark duplass. and music from trey songz. with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here tonight. i appreciate that. it's very nice. there's so much going on today, and i want to start with the world cup, because the u.s. team today defied all expectations. they were not expected to get out of the first round. they took the dreaded belgiums into overtime. they call it extra time, but i don't. it's overtime. unfortunately belgium won it, which is ridiculous because i didn't nobelknow belgium was a country. you know what they call belgium waffles in belgium? waffles. it's hard to lose to a nation of pacifist chocalatiers. but all work stopped this afternoon when the game went into overtime. productivity did suffer. i'm sure that happened in a lot of offices across the country. there are no sporting events that

jimmy kimmel, rest anbar thanks for joining >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!seanne barr. eric dane. and music from tech n9ne with cleto and the cletones. and now, get it together. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming.

have a g >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- daniel radcliffe. from "rectify," abigail spencer. and music from kiesza. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i told you so. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you. thanks, cleto. thank you. i am jimmy. i am the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. boy. it was a balmy day here in hollywood. i looked up the weather report online. i went to accuweather because it's accuweather. they said it wasn't humid. but i think they're lying to us. it seemed humid today, didn't it? guillermo is outside right now. guillermo, does it feel humid to you out there? >> guillermo: very humid, jimmy. >> jimmy: i should mention that as a service to the miserable, sweaty people of hollywood tonight, we stationed guillermo outside with a barber's chair. [ laughter ] what are we going to do with the barber's chair, guillermo? >> guillermo: we're going to give them a hair cut. >> jimmy:

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john stamos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go, with cleto and the cletones and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody. thank you for coming to the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know -- i have no way of knowing if it's for me or the air-conditioning. but i appreciate it either way. i really do. welcome to the barren desert wasteland known as southern california. you know, we're in the middle of a drought right now. it seems like it's never going to end. but it's not rained in the city of los angeles since april 11th, 2006. [ laughter ] and they say it's getting worse. farms are drying up. lawns are going unwatered. even our governor is brown. [ laughter ] i didn't think you'd get that, to be honest. [ laughter ] you know, they say our only hope is for justin tlaik to cimberla us a river. and you know he won't. [ laughter ] the state water control board is now imposing restric

. >> right now on jimmy kimmel, [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmelive"! tonight --rosario dawson --eric mccormack and music from "self" with cleto and the cletones -- and now, for your information here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i appreciate that. very nice. hey, did you guys come here on the river barge from ucla? crazy thing happened here, around 3:30 p.m. yesterday, there was a break in a water main under sunset boulevard, right next to ucla. water came shooting out of the ground. it was doing this for four hours before the department of water and power was able to turn it off. they estimate 20 million gallons of water flooded the campus. i didn't even know l.a. had that much water. parking lot, basketball court volleyball arena, all flooded. it was a great way for students to experience a semester at sea without leaving the campus. and of course, authorities warned everyone to stay out of the water. they said do not go in. it could be dangerous. you do

on jimmy kimmel, dane cook.. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dane cook from "tammy," mark duplass. and music from trey songz. with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here tonight. i appreciate that. it v

all this on "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series,gary oldman, nathan fielder and i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. this is their album, "strange desire." it comes out july 15th. here with a song, "i wanna get better," bleachers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey ♪ i hear the voice of a preacher from the back room calling my name and i follow just to find you ♪ ♪ i trace the faith to a broken down television and put on the weather ♪ ♪ and i've trained myself to give up on the past 'cause i frozen time between hearses and caskets ♪ ♪ lost control when i panicked at the acid test i wanna get better ♪ ♪ while my friends were getting high and chasing girls down parkway lines i was losing my mind ♪ ♪ 'cause the love the love, the love the love, the love ♪ ♪ that i gave wasted on a nice face ♪ ♪ in a blaze of fear i put a helmet on ♪ ♪ a helmet counting seconds through the night and got carried away ♪ ♪ so now i'm standing on the overpass screaming at the cars hey, i wanna get better ♪ ♪ i did

and now jimmy kimmel. and ♪ >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! cheers and applause ] tonight, the cast of marvel's "guardians of the galaxy" chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel and bradley cooper. 5-year-old marvel expert mia grace. and music from clasixx. now, be warned, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hello. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] it's good to be back. we've -- [ cheers and applause ] we've been off work for the last two weeks. we've been on vacation. i actually got a lot done. i painted a mural of my house. i grew this beard. and i had a baby also. my wife -- [ cheers and applause ] you know how we did it. we made it out of sex. [ laughter ] my wife is doing fine. i'm fine, too. i was so brave. you know? [ laughter ] i cried a little bit. i didn't scream. you guys would have been very, very proud of me. we had a little girl. we named her after my grandmother. her name

up next, ""jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, zach braff. from "witches of east end," jenna dewan tatum. the annual belly flop competition and music from st. paul and the broken bones. and now, i'm not kidding, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: >>> thank you for watching. thank you for to be with us here. i have an announcement to make. i've been giving it a lot of thought, and i think i might get a toe ring this summer. [ laughter ] i think i'm finally ready to pull the trigger. do they make rings for the big toe? because i like to make an impression. we have a cherished summertime tradition here at the show. to celebrate the start of summer every year in the back of our theater we set up an above-ground swimming pool. there it is. and in front of our theater on hollywood boulevard we set up an above-ground cousin sal. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] every year we up the budget on sal's t-shirt. you can see we're up to $7. [ laughter ] sal, what we're looking for, and correct me if i'm wrong, are people -- we're lo

kimmel live"! tonight, chef gordon ramsay -- director bobcat goldthwait -- and music from common with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. i'm glad you are here. i'm glad i'm here, too. to be honest i'm glad anyone is here tonight because there is a brig traffic jam right here in l.a. right now, bigger than usual because president obama is in town. the president is in town to make everybody late for yoga lattes is that right? he is here for a fundraiser, where he pretends to think about what celebrities think. i feel like he only coming here for money, like a college student who comes home to steal from the refrigerator. but one of tonight's fundraisers was held at "the scandal" producer shanda rhyme's house, but the other is that he was good friend with shanda's brother, busta, very nice family, do you know them? they shut down several streets for the president, a good way to ensure

good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ight --rosario dawson --eric mccormack and music from "self" with cleto and the cletones -- and now, for your information here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. tonight on the show -- erick mccormack is here - we

. >> next on jimmy kimmel actor >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- justin theroux, angie harmon, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from 5 seconds of summer. with cleto and the cletos. and now, as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here. it's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. we have a -- we have a lot going on tonight. we have so much to get to. first of all, i don't know if you noticed. we have a very popular band on our show tonight. they're from australia. and look at this line. this is a lot of these people slept over here last night. they slept in our parking lot. 99% women. i think there were a few dads springled in there. they're all here. they're all lined up for our musical guest tonight, which is 5 seconds of summer. and this is exciting. the band is planning to marry whoever screams the loudest. they're goi

, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jessica alba. director ben falcone. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from sia with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone. thank you for being here. are you ready for the fourth of july? i love the fourth of july. it's the one day of the year it's okay to get drunk and sit on the roof. on july fourth, 1776, the continental congress adopted the declaration of independence. in the old days, congress used to do stuff. and the declaration of independence is probably the most famous breakup letter ever. one of the great traditions is the hot dog eating contest. they've been having this contest since 1916. heimlich used to hang out there to work on his maneuver. last year, a gentleman by the name of joey chestnut set a world record by eating 69 hot dogs with buns in ten minutes. he's the number one ranked eater in the world. his parents must be -- what's the opposite of proud? his parents must be so re

coming up >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, bachelorette andi dorfman and josh martin, l.a. dodger clayton kershaw, and music from train. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i adopted a dinosaur. isn't he cute? isn't my pet, his name is baby t., i've had him since he was an egg. since we have a new baby in our house, and apparently dinosaurs and babies are a bad mix, i thought i'd bring him out here and see if anyone wants to adopt him or take him -- [ cheers and applause ] anyone? anyone care for a dinosaur? yes, yes? oh, yes. come here for a second, yeah, you right there in the front row, yes, yes. where do you live? >> i live in minnesota but i'm from germany. >> jimmy: you're from germany, this will be perfect back in germany, then. do you have a yard in minnesota? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. here you go. this is for you, then. don't worry. r

and now jimmy kimmel. and ♪ >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!cheers and applause ] tonight, the cast of marvel's "guardians of the galaxy" chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel and bradley cooper. 5-year-old marvel expert mia grace. and music from clasixx. now, be warned, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hello.

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, melissa mccarthy. marc maron. and music from royksopp & robyn. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. we're glad you're here. today was -- [ cheers and applause ] not your average monday. it's a special day today. do you remember the smile on little karen's face when frosty the snowman came back to life? well, that's kind of how i felt today when the honorable mayor rob ford returned to the city of toron toronto. oh how i've missed that sweaty pink man. it's always a great day for a city when their mayor comes back from rehab. and of course it did not go without controversy. right off the bat the mayor angered much of the media by holding an invite-only press conference in his office, which only holds 25 people. one of them being him. so it was a little crowded. but i have to say the mayor seemed like a new man. he was contrite, he wa

>> great tonight and wonderful holiday >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jessica alba. director ben falcone. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from sia with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone. thank you for being here.

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. >> "jimmy kimmel live" next on channel 6. his gist bachelorette andy door ofman and this doesn't need a spoiler alert. it's on our air. it happened, it's over. and, josh murray. fiancee. >> threat out. >> that's it. >> also, los angeles dodger pitcher clayton cur shall and musical guest train. "action news" continues at 4:30 with meteorologist david murphy, karen rogers with traffic and cecily tynan. for the entire "action news" cecily tynan. for the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, bachelorette andi dorfman and josh martin, l.a. dodger clayton kershaw, and music from train. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ]

>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, susan sarandon. ramon rodriguez. from the l.a. dodgers, yasiel puig. and music from robin thicke. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what are the odds, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for traveling from near and far to be part. everyone okay tonight? no one needs the heimlich or anything like that? as i discussed with myself, last night i arrived home from work to discover that my wife, who is pregnant, made rice crispy treats, which for most people is good news. but for me, my body is my cash register. without this, there's no this. there's none of this. and the main reason i didn't want to eat any is i know once i start, i will eat all of them. not only will i eat the whole tray, eventually i'll find the bag of mini marshmallows and eat the rest of that too. so what i do is because i can't resist, i don't eat a

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and now, from this moment on, it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. you're very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i appreciate that. hey, quick personal question, if you don't mind. how many of you are single in our audience here tonight? okay. and how many of those that are single, how many are smart? well, it's good to know your limitations i guess. the reason i ask is because match.com is teaming up with mensa to create a dating site called mensa match. exclusively for people with genius i.q. scores. mensa and match.com say they partnered up because 80% of single people want to be with someone as smart as them. can you imagine sitting next to two people on a mensa date? [ laughter ] waitress, would you mind if we move tables? and this is interesting. as part of the announcement, they released a heat map to show where america's smartest singles to live. according to them, the number one city is durham, north carolina. l.a.

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