kimmel, you communist suck up. "jimmy kimmel live," you are letting fans down. the finance system is corrupt but not as corrupt as kimmie kimmel's turd show. could be my next endeavor by the way. tonight i'm sure we'll get another furious reaction to ted cruz being here. if half of everyone hates me when a republican is on and half of everyone hates me when i have a democrat on it adds up to everyone hates me, right? anyway. to me, in order to decide who we should vote for, it's a good idea to listen to what all the main people running have to say. everyone is so angry. my uncle, my godfather even, castigated me on facebook last week for having hillary clinton on. he said i embarrassed the family. as if i haven't embarrassed the family a million times before. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's the foundation of my career. get your thumbs ready to hate tweet. ted cruz was part of a cnn town hall event last night in milwaukee as was his arch nemesis donald trump. during the event anderson cooper, the moderator, asked trump about the threat he made where he

"jimmy kimmel live!" tonight jessica chastain from "silicon valley," and music from "of monsters and men" with "cleto and the cletones." and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you to you all for coming. i get why you're in a good mood. today as you may or may not be aware is april 20th known as marijuana enthusiasts throughout the world as 4/20. continue smoking marijuana. there are a number of differing accounts of why 4/20 came to represent pot. no one is sure why. for a lot of time people thought it was a police code. it's not. people thought it was the number of chemicals. it's not. who would have known, no one can remember how it started. but it's important -- >> applause ]. >> jimmy: 4/20 is also the day hitler was born. make sure you go to the right party is all i'm saying. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think for the applause, i applaud you for booing hitler. a lot of our viewers are at home right now perhaps celebrating 4 /20. to those who are, i just want you to know that i

jimmy kimmel live with harrison ford. >> good night. >>> and now abc's jimmy kimmel live. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- harrison ford, elizabeth olsen, and music from cam. with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ca: civil war." chris evans. anthony mackie. sebastian stan. and paul rudd. plus music from white denim. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

"jimmy kimmel live" is next. >> see you tomorrow. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- chris hemsworth, from "broad city" abbi jacobson & ilana glazer, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from anderson paak featuring schoolboy q, with cleto and the cletones -- and now, i've said enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- bill murray -- from "the jungle book," neel sethi -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from twenty88 with cleto and the cletones. patience, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. glad you're with us. we're excited. this is an exciting night. the beautiful and brilliant bill murray is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we're very lucky to have him here. bill as legend has it, bill murray is harder to find than a woman in l.a. who's not wearing yoga pants at trader joe's. bill's here to promote "the plays mowgli, he's 12 years old, neel sethi is here with us. and music from twenty88 consisting of big sean and janay ike co. it's april fools' day moments from now. i have a fun tradition. every april fools' day i sue my parents. i have them served with papers. i take legal action against them. this year i'll be suing them for child support. i'm

kimmel asked him what his plans are once he gets to l.a. do you have -- >> do you have any interest in being the bachelor. >> no. >> none at all, huh? >> no. >> do you have a girlfriend? can we get you a kardashian or something like that? he's played sever times while in the bay area. the eagles picked north dakota state's carson wentz as the number two overall pick. >> there was some controversy over the man who was picked 13th. laremy tunsil was projected to go much higher but he had to wait. get this after a video posted to his twitter account showed someone smoking something out of a bong gas mask. tunsil says someone hacked his account. he says the video was from two years ago and he called the incident and the video a mistake and it was a costly one. the salary difference between picks number 1 and 13th about $13 million. >> wow. but, of course, that's assuming he would have gotten picked first. >> not a lot of people were thinking he would. >> terrible timing on that. >> absolutely. >>> up next in "the pulse," the early days of miche

night. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- chris hemsworth, from "broad city" abbi jacobson censorship," and music from anderson paak featuring schoolboy q, with cleto and the cletones -- and now, i've said enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome to los angeles. the entertainment capital of the world. you know, we get very caught up in movies and awards shows and all that kind of stuff here in city as excited about a single performance as we were last night for a long time. anyone catch kobe's last game? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. the golden state warriors may have set a record for most wins in a soap but kobe bryant pulled one last rabbit out of his hat, 60 points in his farewell game, the most points scored by any player all season long. lakers beat the jazz, a terrible year on the highest possible note. kobe bryant should have retired after every game what is we realized. kobe took 50 shots in the g

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- bill murray -- from "the jungle book," neel sethi -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from twenty88 with cleto and the cletones. and now, thank you for your patience, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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vittoria woodill shows you how this piece of art comes alive. >> well tum to the kimmel.the big tree. >> philadelphia international festival of the arts continues with the connected tree inside the kimmel center. >> we thought bout things that humans built through the centuries. we build pyramids, sky scrapers. we made an iphone. but we can't really make a tree. >> artistic director jay wall tells it's an installation designed by 2015 mimi liam two by fours have been constructioned into roots to hold on to to, play in, to sit in and look up at 22 barges. move and grow in grand you're. >> branches are held on weights and pull piece like sailors hell together to hoist the sales and -- >> you want to see how the barges move. >> yes. >> slowly pull it. that green line you're coming to right here you can see that one get higher and higher. if you look at those two right there,. >> oh my gosh. >> those are the two you just pulled. >> actors are used to not only play mother nature but also emulate philadelphia hard working roots. >> we think them as workers. sort of in the way w

jonathan: jimmy kimmel is next.e a great weekend. >>> and now abc's jimmy kimmel live. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- harrison ford, elizabeth olsen, and music from cam. with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

vittoria woodill shows you how this piece of art comes alive. >> well tum to the kimmel.the big tree. >> philadelphia international festival of the arts continues with the connected tree inside the kimmel center. >> we thought bout things that humans built through the centuries. we build pyramids, sky scrapers. we made an iphone. but we can't really make a tree. >> artistic director jay wall tells it's an installation designed by 2015 mimi liam two by fours have been constructioned into roots to hold on to to, play in, to sit in and look up at 22 barges. move and grow in grand you're. >> branches are held on weights and pull piece like sailors hell together to hoist the sales and -- >> you want to see how the barges move. >> yes. >> slowly pull it. that green line you're coming to right here you can see that one get higher and higher. if you look at those two right there,. >> oh my gosh. >> those are the two you just pulled. >> actors are used to not only play mother nature but also emulate philadelphia hard working roots. >> we think them as workers. sort of in the way w

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, the cast of "captain america: civil war." anthony mackie. sebastian stan. and paul rudd. plus music from white denim. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. very nice. we're glad to be back. we were away on vacation last week. and you know i'll tell you something, it's a funny thing. when you make the plan to take flight with a stopover it seems like a good idea. then you get on the plane and all of a sudden it doesn't seem like vacation at all. it seems more like you're being punished for having unprotected sex. i did have a good week. you know what the best part of the vacation was? not having to check donald trump's twitter every hour of the day. [ cheers and applause ] a nice vacation. a lot happened while we were away including maybe the greatest televised car chase we've seen in los angeles since o.j. on that fx show he hosts. the high-speed

on "jimmy kimmel live," coming it's "jimmy kimmel live"!en powell this week in unnecessary censorship and music cletones" and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

america runs on dunkin'. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank clark gregg. i want to thank katie couric. benedict cumberbatch. i want to apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album. it's called "gore." here with the song "prayers/triangles," deftones! there's a new strange godless demon awake inside me there's a force divine terrorizing the angels i keep while we dream prayers lay on the line you'll never be free you'll never be free i'm a true slave to the fire while this curse divine it's slowly rotting away inside me while we dream prayers lay on the line you'll never be free you'll never be free triangles placed in your mind you'll never be free you'll never be free beware beware beware i will never walk this street again the only time i feel i'm not alone i pull my heart out i wave it in the air prayers laid on the line you'll never be free you'll never be free triangles placed in your mind you'll never be free

jimmy kimmel is next. eyewitness news returns tomorrow at 4:30 with ken and lori. have a great night and we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- senator bernie sanders! tom hiddleston! with cleto and the cletones! and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] looking around. i don't know how this group got through the secret service, but i'm glad you did. we have a senator. maybe even future president of the united states in the house. bernie sanders is here. [ cheers and applause ] bernie sanders has ignited a lot of passion, primarily among and the incredible thing is he did it without posting even a single nude selfie. [ laughter ] bernie can get very fired up. i watch him on these debates. but remember, if it seems like he's yelling at you, it's because he is yelling at you and you deserve it. [ laughter ] my favorite part about watching bernie in debates is how he's always got his

and now on top of all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. my real friends. you know, once every couple of months, there's some explicable online trend that becomes wildly popular like the cinnamon cinnamon, the kylie jenner some are dumb, some are it's called the banana peel have you heard about this? the way it works, you put a banana peel on the floor and then you step on it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know why they're doing it either. i don't know. when i was a teenager the only challenge i cared about was trying to get someone to have sex with me and i failed that. can you imagine someone asked you, how did you become, if you don't mind my asking, how did you become paralyzed? your answer is, the banana peel challenge. three more trends like this we could eliminate teenagers altogether. >> guillermo: jimmy? hey. come over here, i want to tell what do you want to tell me? >> guillermo: i want to tell you something very imp

that's next week on "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presentedtt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, their new self-titled album is available now on tidal. here with the song "selfish," twenty88! ♪ how could you be so selfish phone off careless ♪ ♪ you ain't drinking no more of that bull ♪ ♪ i heard your taking more shots than a full clique ♪ ♪ no call no text huh ♪ that's how you feel when you stressed huh ♪ ♪ you know i'm from a tribe called questions i need them answers now like it's test time ♪ ♪ do you realize how many good girls i lost when i changed my number for you ♪ ♪ when i needed that peaceful sleep and still cuddled for you ♪ ♪ you ain't even know when times get hard i bent up the budget ♪ ♪ i kept it subtle might as well put jackets over the puddles for you ♪ ♪ you're acting irreplaceable shhh hardly ♪ ♪ i said that to the one inside how nice you are i hate that when you have ♪ ♪ your back to me morning time you grab me on the borderline ♪ ♪ i used to put want to put the work in now it feels like over time ♪ ♪

s "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ht -- chris hemsworth, from "broad city" abbi jacobson & ilana glazer, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from anderson paak featuring schoolboy q, with cleto and the cletones -- and now, i've said enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

jimmy kimmel live with harrison ford. >> good night. >>> and now abc's jimmy kimmel live. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- harrison ford, elizabeth olsen, and music from cam. with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very nice. winter is over. spring is here. can you feel it? do you feel that springiness that a new season brings? it's almost like, hey, it's almost like your heart is bopping around on a pair of skechers shapeups, right? tonight to welcome spring the way it should be welcomed we have a special treat. our first annual baby animal parade. let's bring out the animals! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this little pig is named jolly. jolly rolling around in her own vehicle. hello, jolly. how you doing, jolly? this is donald the duck. hello, donald. yeah, that's right, donald. look at him go. oh, a baby goat. this is a baby goat. her name is tubby. bye, tubby. and fina

on "jimmy kimmel live," coming it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jordan peele & keegan-michael key, from "everybody wants some," glen powell this week in unnecessary censorship and music cletones" and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> thank you for watching. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. we welcome -- i know a lot of you are visiting from out of town. any of you come via tunnel tonight because there's -- i don't know if you saw this in the news. in san diego they near the border of mexico, they federal agents found a tunnel that is 800 yards long. which, imagine running a touch down the full length of the field eight times. thank god for football or i wouldn't have any sense of distance. they were using this tunnel to smuggle drugs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's the longest cross border tunnel ever discovered. there were ventilation systems and lights and an elevator. it originated inside a home that went all the way and ended up in california and came back up right in snoop dogg's house. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it

and now -- oh, no -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything. you've joined us on what is a bittersweet night here in los angeles. after 20 years, kobe bryant tonight played his final game in he suited up for the lakers for the very last time. kobe's officially retired from basketball. the rest of the team retired in november. [ laughter ] now kobe bryant is going to. for some reason all day today and yesterday too, everyone kept asking me if i was going to the game. and i said no. people are like, uh. like i was a loser. i could have gone, i mean -- you know. i wasn't invited to go. but i'm sure if i'd asked they would have said maybe. right now i'm feeling like a loser again. tickets for the game were very expensive. the average ticket price was a little bit more than $1,400 per seat. a pair of courtside seats went for $55,000. 80 bucks just to listen to the game on the radio in your car. really you had two c

. >> on "jimmy kimmel live," john stamos. unnecessary censorship." "cleto and the cletones" "unnecessary censorship"jimmy k" tonight, john stamos. from "fear the walking dead," mercedes mason. and music from iggy pop. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. thank you for watching. thank you all of you for coming. i hope you had a good weekend. i hope your lives are going smoothly. hey, this is pretty crazy. i don't know if you saw this. beyonce had a special. it was a mystery. the they only announced it a week before it came out. they never said if it was a concert or game show or documentary. turned out it was an hour long music video for all the songs on her new album. how they kept it a secret, i don't know. she called it lemonade. you didn't have to do a ton of reading into the lyrics that understand that much of the lyrics imply that her husband had an affair. and so beyonce took his lemons and squeezed them really hard and made them lemonade. she made it into an album and

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- bill murray -- from "the jungle book," neel sethi -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from twenty88 with cleto and the cletones.

that's kimmel's young daughter jane at his desk.immel in the guest seat saying i've been replaced. ja t >> i think they might consider her for a permanent role. she looks comfortable in that chair. >> you could have brought your rabbit friend. >> take your son or daughter or pet rabbit to work? >> pet rodent to work. >> did you just call frank a rodent? >> is frank not a rodent? >> frank doesn't like that term. he takes offense to that. he's a very sensitive rabbit be. >> who knew. >>> finally a question. what were you doing five years ago today? chances are at some point, you were watching the royal wedding. > oh, yes. it was five years ago that duchess kate got help from her sister pippa who was wearing that dress, you know that dress. they were married in westminster abby before a star studded crowd and a worldwide tv audience. >> today they're the parents of prince george and princess charlotte. sources say they're celebrating their anniversary with a low key private celebration. they're just back from a long trip to india and b

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, the cast of "captain america: civil war."

night. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- chris hemsworth, from "broad city" abbi jacobson

and now, from now on, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: muchas gracias. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] it was a very hot day today. thank you for joining us. on what is primary night in new york. we're still in the primaries. it seems -- if you look, we should at least be in the secondaries by now. but there was a lot at stake tonight. the winner of the new york delegates, momentum, and most importantly two tickets in the front mezzanine to see "hamilton." [ laughter ] because we have a time difference to contend with, we don't know who won, but all we know is that hillary clinton and donald trump won. [ laughter ] you do these polls, and it's like what's the point? it's interesting to see how many of the candidates in this particular primary have some kind of a home field advantage. bernie sanders was born in brooklyn. donald trump is from queens. and hillary clinton is from wherever you need her to be from. [ laughter ] she's a local too. donald trump had a bit of a stumble yesterd