i'm sorry. >> you like jimmy kimmel? >> yeah. no. >> okay. >> jimmy kimmel told me to eat all your candy. >> he's an idiot. >> he's a freaking idiot. >> guess what, we have some broccoli in the fridge. do you want broccoli? >> i don't want that. >> you want carrots? >> no! >> did you know i ate all your candy? >> no. >> yeah, i did. >> i forgive you, mommy. >> you do? >> i love you. >> oh. thank you. >> you still love me if i eat it all? >> yeah. >> oh, i love you too. >> i'm telling you, candy is not that special. >> do you still love me? >> well, not anymore, because you ate all my candy. >> go to your room. go to your room. >> why? >> because you ate my candy! now, go to your room. >> mommy's sorry she ate all your candy. >> that's okay. >> that's okay? you're so sweet. >> i can share with you. >> you can? >> we ate all of your halloween candy. >> oh, no, this is fake. i know this. >> okay, but where's all your candy, then? you don't believe that i ate it? >> yeah, because you have showed us the videos. >> i know. >> wait. jim

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, michael b. jordan. from espn, katie nolan. and music from h.e.r. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. if you're watching at home, thank you for coming here. how you doing? very nice. i'm thankful that you're here. this is the time that we -- of year that we are thankful. thanksgiving is almost upon us. i hope you're ready to fight with your family. i hope those lulu lemons are ready to stretch out to their capacity. this year, they say -- i heard the average thanksgiving meal this year for ten people is expected to cost $48.90 and i don't know where they get these estimates but the average thanksgiving dinner for ten people doesn't cost $48.90 unless you're buying your ingredients in the dumpster behind the supermarket, right? i like thanksgiving. it's one of the better holidays. there are no gifts. there's just food. but there's a newish tradition i want to address and that is friendsgiving. you know what this is? started with kids coming home

and now, hold fast, jimmy kimmel! kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching.ou for coming. always glad to see a positive vibe.

and now, for good measure, jimmy kimmel! thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on this -- oh, i know it's -- i'm sure i don't have to tell you. >> jimmy: you probably saw the parade outside, the blue angels flying over our theater. it's because it's my birthday. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, nothing dumber nan a 51-year-old man telling you it's his birthday. i got a lot of calls. i got a lot of e-mails today. my friend, dan, sent me an e-mail that i think -- that stood out. he wrote -- he asked how old i was today, i said, 51. he said, oh, my mother died at 51. i want to thank dan for that uplifting statement. this is very strange. there's a woman, a woman i don't know, who does something strange on my birthday every year. she throws a party, i guess, in my honor. i don't get invited to the party. it's my birthday party for her. the woman's name is katie carl. i found out about this from my sister-in-law. every year, on november 13th, katie invites her friends and coworkers to come over and celebrate my birthday. i don't think she'

, we have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the "jimmy kimmel live" red special!. bono. kristen bell, will ferrell, chris rock, channing tatum, mila kunis, snoop dogg, brad paisley, zoe saldana, and pharrell williams. and now red, i'm seeing red, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] a very special special. thank you. thank you for watch, thank you for coming and welcome to what is our fourth-annual red benefit show.

hey, jimmy kimmel, i told my kids i ate all of their halloween candy.hat will be the only way we can find it. look for a message from us to your youtube account. you must look for the message. we will go through all of the videos, whittle them down and get the best of the best and put our favorites on our show tomorrow night. now it is time for our most second beloved halloween tradition. every year we torture our wardrobe department by taking half of one costume and half of another costume and combine them to create a unique and wonderful hybrid. for instance, in past we combined arnold schwarzenegger and an egg roll make arnold schwarz and egg roll. here it is, our half-and-half costume. this is a guessing game for the audience. would you like to be part of the contest. stand up. would you like to rub gear mow s guillermo's belly? >> i'm fine. >> jimmy: where are you from, britney? >> portland. >> jimmy: you're dressed at? >> october fest. >> jimmy: if you can think about the costume and correctly identify the one we concocted, you get dinner for two.

jimmy kimmel is back with the halloween challenge. welcome to "early start." i'm christine romans. >> a little torture is good for the kids. happy friday. i'm dave briggs. it is november 2nd. it is 4:00 a.m. in the east. we start with the midterms. coming up with four short days until the midterms. trump all-in on the strategy scare about the southern border. he will sign executive order tightening u.s. asylum rules. the commander in chief also says he has authorized american troops at the mexican border to fire on rock-throwing protesters. >> they want to throw rocks at our military. our military fights back. we're going to consider and i tell them consider a rifle. when they throw rocks like they did at the mexico military and police, i say consider a rifle. >> cnn has reported clashes on sunday. the caravan has not been violent generally. a u.s. official tells cnn the troops will be operating under standard rules and only use force in self defense. the president took the midterms pitch to missouri attacking birthright citizenship. >> the crazy, lunatic poli

and now, jimmy kimmel!p and music from midland. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for watching. glad you're here. it was --iment surprised it was a hellish weekend here in the state of california this weekend. we have three major wildfires, two of which are not far from us in hollywood. hundreds of homes have been burned. i don't know how many thousands of families were evacuated from their homes. but you guys are happy. that's okay. quite a few members of our staff were affected by the fires. some very seriously. i want to mention one of them. our coexecutive producer, erin. she and her daughter and husband. correct me if i had this wrong. they got a call from the sheriff saying get out. they came over to our house. i'm not making light of this. this actually happened. this was a terrible situation. they got no notice. you grab your daughter, charlie. what else did you get? passport? papers? that kind of stuff? anything that seemed super important. erin's husband, david. this is what he grabbed from the house. his tom brady doll. david is a really big

>> from all of us, jimmy kimmel live, melissa mccarthy. >>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- melissa mccarthy, dennis miller, and music from the milk carton kids. and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very kind. i'll tell you something -- i apologize for my voice. i don't know about you, but -- [ cheers ] that's very kind. i was exhausted. i was up so late last night watching the results of the election. that's how you know the tension in this country is high. i'm up at 4:00 in the morning going, when the hell are they going to mountains who won montana senate? [ laughter ] i watched a lot of cable news last night and i saw all manner of interesting things, starting with nancy pelosi, who will presumably return as speaker after the democrats retook the house. last night nancy pelosi gave what turned out to be a most unusual victory speech. >> it's about stopping the gop and mitch mcco

kimmel live"! tonight -- emily blunt, from "robin hood," taron egerton, jake owen, mean tweets country music edition, and music from kane brown. and now, look at this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything, really. on this special night here on abc. we welcome those of you who watch the cmas earlier here on this network. we have a cma-plus show for you tonight with kane brown, jake owen, and a special country music edition of "mean tweets." and mary poppins and robin hood are here with us too. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how many of you have kids who are school age. but this is the time of the year when they shoot class photos. you know the portraits that haunt us for the rest of our lives. [ laughter ] this is the time they do it. but that may be no more. because now the company that sh

it's jimmy kimmel. but thank you for joining us. >> if i wanted a lecture, jerry, i'd go to a todd talk. >> jimmy: i think it's a ted talk, actually, kelleyanne, and it's jimmy, also. >> listen, jerry, it's one thing to fight me on every name, but i'd appreciate it if you could at least not stoop to personal attacks. >> jimmy: there was no personal attack. i just -- in fact, i haven't said anything. i just wanted to ask you about this false allegation you've made against jim acosta. >> get your damn hands off me, jerry! how dare you! >> jimmy: wait a minute. it's not jerry, it's jimmy, and i didn't touch you. there's a satellite interview. how could i even do that? >> i have no idea. why don't you ask your friend, george soros. >> jimmy: i don't even -- i don't know george soros and i did nothing at all to you. >> you can lie all you want, but the video doesn't. roll the tape, guys. >> jimmy: kelleyanne, that's -- that's hulk hogan fighting the iron sheik. that's not us. >> at least someone besides the

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appreciate your time, right now, jimmy kimmel, we have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the "jimmy kimmel live" red special! tonight. bono. kristen bell, will ferrell, chris rock, channing tatum, mila kunis, snoop dogg, brad paisley, zoe saldana, and pharrell williams. and now red, i'm seeing red, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate it. i'm jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] a very special special. thank you. thank you for watch, thank you for coming and welcome to what is our fourth-annual red benefit show. tonight once again, we will be teaming up with you and a great charity red to raise money and awareness for the fight against hiv/aids. we do this every year, right around world aids day. world aids day is december 1st. which -- that is something i don't understand -- why is it that aids only gets a day and sharks get a whole week? right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. all right. of course, there's one individual without whom we could not do this show. he is from ireland. he's in a band. and he got this whole thing started. the force of natu

kimmel live"!blunt, from "robin hood," taron egerton, jake owen, mean tweets country music edition, and music from kane brown. and now, look at this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything, really. on this special night here on abc.

on "jimmy kimmel live."ve a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! togh-- kurt russell. from "creed 2", tessa thompson. and music from jake owen. and now, for good measure, jimmy kimmel! thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on this -- oh, i know it's -- i'm sure i don't have to tell you.

. >> for all of us here, thanks for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- taraji p. henson. comedian sebastian maniscalco. and music from imagine dragons on hollywood boulevard. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. guillermo, hello. my goodness. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. i'm glad you're in a good mood. i know a lot of people are tense and nervous. hope you had a good week. hope you remembered to set your clocks back. that's right. i set my clocks back an hour and my microwave never matches any time zone. are a parent who was pup with their screaming kids this morning because kids don't care about daylight saving time, just remember, it's to conserve oil for ramps i don't know. i used to love it, we'd get the extra hour. my daughter, at 5:30 this morning i hear her over the baby monitor yelling hello. hello. she turns into a 78-year-old realtor in the morning, walking into an unlocked open house, hello. i was up late last night. it was my brother's birthday, we went t

it's "jimmy kimmel live-live, after the midterms, night of a million graphs"!- sacha baron cohen. and l.a. mayor eric garcetti. and now, from the great state of california, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everyone. thank you. greetings, fellow americans. welcome. welcome to a special live "jimmy kimmel live." you know, we are -- it's very nice of you. you are with us on a special night, what we are calling a night of a million graphs. we have so many graphs tonight. we had to make graphs just to keep track of all the graphs. look at this. we've got line graphs and circle graphs and bar graphs. we've even got a stefi graf and i'm warning you right now this will be our most graphic show yet. we are coming to you live from our headquarters in hollywood. guillermo is on hand to distribute pillows to scream into. >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: if necessary. you never know. it seems to be mostly decided. today -- all day, it felt like america was in the doctor's office waiting for our std results to come back. and no matter what

. >> from all of us, jimmy kimmel live, melissa mccarthy. >>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel-- melissa mccarthy, dennis miller, and music from the milk carton kids. and now, for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very kind. i'll tell you something -- i apologize for my voice.

>> just a hard turn here. >> jimmy kimmel's halloween prank.ve seen this for a number of years, and it's just getting more and more funnier. late night laughs, next. >> go to your room. go to your room. >> why? >> because you ate my candy. if o severe rheumatoid arthritis, month after month, the clock is ticking on irreversible joint damage. ongoing pain and stiffness are signs of joint erosion. humira can help stop the clock. prescribed for 15 years, humira targets and blocks a source of inflammation that contributes to joint pain and irreversible damage. humira can lower your ability to fight infections. serious and sometimes fatal infections including tuberculosis, and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. tell your doctor if you've been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if you've had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flu-like symptoms or sores. don't start humira if you have an infec

i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!julia roberts -- science bob pflugfelder -- the results of our youtube halloween challenge -- and music from tenacious d. and now if that's not enough -- here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. thanks. thanks for coming. thanks. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. i hope you had a happy halloween. how many of you -- did you dress

and now, hang on, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's very nice.ou. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming here. how you doing? that's very nice. i'm thankful that you're here. this is the time that we -- of year that we are thankful.

and now, look at this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very much. that's very nice. thank you. guillermo. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything, really. on this special night here on abc. we

>> thanks for joining >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- taraji p. henson. comedian sebastian maniscalco. and music from imagine dragons on hollywood boulevard. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. guillermo, hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're in a good mood. i know a lot of people are tense and nervous. hope you had a good week. hope you remembered to set your clocks back. that's right. i set my clocks back an hour and my microwave back an hour and seven minutes so it never matches with any time zone at all. [ laughter ] if you're a parent who was up with their screaming children at 5:30 a.m. this morning, because kids don't care about daylight saving time, just remember, it's to conserve oil for our lamps or something like that. i don't know. why is it -- i used to love it when we get the extra hour. now it's just terrible. my daughter woke up extra early t

for al >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! bryant -- from "splitting up together", oliver hudson. and music from the mighty mighty bosstones -- and now while we're at it here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you very much. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on our exciting night. tonight, i'm sure a lot of you

and now, why not -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everyone.. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. very nice. glad you're upbeat, i have to say. it was -- i was surprised it was a hellish weekend here in

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>> jimmy: it's jimmy kimmel, gene. sorry to interrupt you. yes, jimmy, 24/7. 985425, 985426 -- and thank goodness may i say for crack cocaine and sunny d. [ laughter ] i am wired to the gills right now. >> jimmy: well, you look great. you're counting all those votes by hand? i thought they were doing a machine count. >> machine count? i am the machine. [ laughter ] gene the machine, they call me. >> jimmy: oh. >> 985427. >> jimmy: gene, before you finish, are you all by yourself there? >> oh, no, jimmy, i've got the secretary of state, gary belcher, by my side. come on in here, gary. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> gary, gee. listen. >> jimmy: wow. hi, gary. gene, when do you think you guys will be finished with this count? >> good question. right about now i'm just about wrapping up the 2000 election. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> we got a little behind on that. and then it's -- next up is the 2001 teen choice awards. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, wow, you're still counting ballots for that and the 2000 election? >> yes siree. and i don't know who this g

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel bye. the best or nothing.eries is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank melissa mccarthy and dennis miller. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album "all the things that i did and all the things that i didn't do." here with the song "younger years" - the milk carton kids! ♪ ♪ ♪ above the plains of omaha i think of all the suffering i saw the soaking ♪ ♪ of the pavement sprawled upon a land without a law everythin' i loved ♪ ♪ everythin' i found what i hoped for frightened and surrounded who else is there ♪ ♪ to turn to anymore oh i held out my arms oh i held out my arms held out my arms ♪ ♪ whoa ho ho oh there was a time i spoke the truth ♪ ♪ but my younger years were wasted on my youth somewhere i awakened with a crack to a pounding ♪ ♪ on the roof sure i heard the sound as evidence or better yet as proof ♪ ♪ i was naked as the day i was born 'neath the fullness of the moon oh i held out my arms ♪ ♪ oh i held out my heart held out my hea

for al >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kobe bryant -- from "splitting up together", oliver hudson. and music from the mighty mighty bosstones -- and now while we're at it here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you very much. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on our exciting night. tonight, i'm sure a lot of you know, tonight is lotto night in america. did any of you -- any of you buy a ticket for the mega millions drawing tonight? any of you get -- all right. did you guys win the lotto? because you seem very excited. tonight's jackpot, the lottery jackpot was the biggest in lotto history, $1.6 billion, which is a lot. usually to get that kind of money for doing nothing, you would have to be -- fred trump would have to be your father. and i -- i know a lot of people have this thought but if i won the lottery, first thing i would do is i would storm into my office and tell myself i quit. like, you -- i will see you in hell. but the c

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live.", former first lady michelle obama, lin-manuel miranda, and this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, what do you know, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? thank you very much. hi there. hey, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. relax, relax, relax. pleetz. please. thank you for being patted down to be here tonight. oh, you are -- you picked a good night to s

. >> for all of us here, thanks for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." -- taraji p. henson. comedian sebastian maniscalco. and music from imagine dragons on hollywood boulevard. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. guillermo, hello. my goodness. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. i'm glad you're in a good mood. i know aot

. ♪♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, michael b. jordan.n. and music from h.e.r. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. if you're watching at home, thank you for coming here. how you doing? very nice. i'm thankful that you're here. this is the time that we -- of year that we are thankful. thanksgiving is almost upon u

. >> i'm >> dickey: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ony anderson -- from "destroyer", sebastian stan -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra featuring haley reinhart -- and now, hold fast, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] zbli thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

. >> here is a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks, dan and kristin, tonight our fourth annual shopathon, featuring so many celebrities i cannot name them. but this one has one name. and i take my job seriously. while i'm busy watching the game, i need your help keeping an eye on the stands. if you see something that doesn't look quite right, tell a law enforcement official. we all play an important role in protecting our communities, and you can help. if you see something suspicious, say something to local authorities. [ crowd cheering ] . >>> new details, a huge pro session tonight in chicago, honored a police officer who died in a shooting in a hospital. 28-year-old officer samuel jimenez was four people that died, victims include an be emergency room doctor, she was previously in a relationship with a gunman. and the gunman is also dead. it's unclear whether the police shot him or he took his own life. >>> a holiday tradition. a -- has entered the digital age. st. anthony launched a curbside drive. the curbside drop off drive won't be held, you can pick from a

and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice.i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're in a good mood. i know a lot of people are tense

and now, what do you know, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing?ch. hi there. hey, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. relax, relax, relax. please. thank you for being patted down to be here tonight. oh, you are -- you picked a good nighto

bring back only 10 dungeness crabs. >>> apparently kids really like pranking their kids. >> jimmy kimmel challenged parents to pretend they ate all of their kids' halloween camera and then capture them on camera. it's really funny. take a look. >> i am so disappointed at you. >> you're not mad that i ate all your candy? >> i'm not mad at all. i will never be mad at you because you're my mom. >> you're too sweet. it's gross. >> aw, that was such a sweet reaction. >> find yourself a kid like a patrol kid. >> you can watch jimmy kimmel after the 11:00 p.m. news. catch hilarious moments like all of these. it doesn't get old. >> i know. how many years has he done this now? >> several. >> quite a few, yeah. it's always funny. >> the kid hitting daddy in the face, though. we would have to have a conversation. huh- huh-uh. >> there is nothing worse than getting that from your mom. i'm so disappointed. >> you can tell she learned that from her parents. >> nothing more deflating. we will inflate the temperatures tomorrow. you like that warm weather. as long as jessica sits next to me, i'm going to

. >>> when we come back, why kids hate jimmy kimmel. >>> and the one song that's still a nearly $1 million a year money maker for vanilla ice.p >> didn't he have one song, though? >> that's all he needed. >> that's it. hat's it. we're gonna replace candy with some healthy halloween treats today. these are called veggie fruit chews mine tasted like poopoo! mine tastes like broccoli, yuck! i want candy! ♪ skinny ♪ skinny >>> it is time for "the skinny," starting with the latest development in the ariana grande/pete davidson saga. >> they're still broken up. that is the headline. >> the tune you're hearing is the pete davidson song. >> she dedicated a song to him? >> yeah, on her new album and it's called "pete davidson." >> that's serious -- a mistake. she's taking a jab at her ex-fiance after he appeared in a "saturday night live" promo. >> hey, maggie, i'm pete. >> hey, pete. >> you want to get married? >> no. >> 0 for 3. >> that was awkward. ariana was having none of that. she tweeted here, for somebody who claims to hate relevancy, you sure love clinging to it, huh? then she continued. t

and now if that's not enough -- here's jimmy kimmel!plause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thanks. thanks for coming. thanks. hello, how are you? very nice, thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. i hope you had a happy halloween.

. >> jimmy kimmel, kimmel-garcetti ticketed. >> jimmy: if we ever do run together, and by the way, youould be president, i've got a nice slogan for us. it goes like this, garcetti and meatballs 2020. i've got a few of these for you. >> i love it. >> jimmy: i'm going to send them home with you as well. so you're not ready to announce whether or not you're going to do it. >> i've been so focused on tonight's elections. >> jimmy: you were going around the country helping democrats raise money and raise awareness. >> mississippi, oklahoma. >> jimmy: when you go to mississippi and oklahoma, are they like, who the hell is this person? >> that b.s. that is being pedalled right now that we don't know each other across america, that you're red or blue or urban or rural, that's not how people talk. you're not a kardashian and you're from l.a., tell me more. they want to get to know you. my wife's from indiana. i think all of those divisions are kind of more pronounced and folks in washington eat off of them. you know, they eat their dinner off that. when i'm in mississippi, we talk potholes. whe

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, former first lady michelle obama, lin-manuel miranda, and this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, what do you know, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? thank you very much. hi there. hey, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. relax, relax, relax. pleetz. please. thank you for being patted down to be here tonight. oh, you are -- you picked a good night to show up. we have quite a program tonight, lin-manuel miranda and michelle obama are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you remember mrs. obama from when we had a united states? our former first lady is here to share stories from her new autobiography, "becoming," as in, what the hell is this country becoming? we'll get into all that in a bit and of course as we do for any double vip-type situation, we beefed up security. in fact, we got the beefiest security we could find. >> guillermo: that's right, boss. >> jimmy: how's it going? >> guil

. >> alex, what's happening right now is jimmy kimmel is in the building, farther in the back cornerth folks, getting everybody excited, and ready to canvass. about 200 strong here at the culinary union. what's happening more broadly is an extreme sense of excitement and engagement like we haven't seen before. sometimes one, two, three hours long lines. early voting is now over. that blows away what happens in 2014. people here realize how important this senate race is between democrat jackie rosen, incumbent dean heller. democrats have set over and over again if there is a path of victory, it has to run to this state. democrats have to win. one of the biggest keys is more than 28% of the state's population is latino. one organization that has a big focus is this culinary union. more than 57,000 strong, 50% of the union is latino, supported by latino families. so that is a huge target that these canvassers will be hitting today. it's a huge focus of this entire race and huge focus of jimmy comle, who just spoke to the crowd. he'll be hitting the streets with them. >> union workers an

. >> this is kacey musgraves reading her mean tweets on ""jimmy kimmel live"" last night.brigade. heating up at last night's cmas. >> it's versace, but i'm saying it's yee-sace. i'm bringing a little yee how. >> this is good. i don't know how you're keeping it together, though. >> my grandma was like, you better make sure it's not a lift. >> how long have you been working out to wear this dress? >> worrying keeps my metabolism up. spanx doesn't hurt either. >>le many million's sexy cross neck halter jump suit. marrien morris east gown, cut out in the middle ♪ in the middlese carrie underwood's 11 outfit changes. she wore this bubble wrap dress and unveil third down blue mini skirt dress underneath. our favorite was the cape dress she wore while performing "love wins" ♪ love wins >> i feel kind of bad for returning dresses that are not maternity dresses all stretched out in the middle, but i'm sure they can put them back together. i'm going go put my jammies on. >> come. had two looks. she chose hot pink for a pop of color. >> one thing i loved was when you called out aer a