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what the [ bleep ]. >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. jimmy kimmel made me do it. jimmy kimmel, help!my kimmel. >> you just turned off my "fortnite"! >> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> no! what just happened? no! >> what's the matter? >> someone shut off the [ bleep ] tv. >> are you out of your mind? >> i can't -- mom. what are you doing? what are you doing? >> oh my god, i'm trying to find -- >> my friend is dancing. >> what the [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] serious? are you freaking kidding me? >> all right. >> jimmy: all right. thanks, everyone. now go outside. hey, tonight on the show, tom mcclear is sitting in with the bad. we have music from kurt vile. we'll be right back with amy adams. adams. like concert tickets or a new snowboard. matt: whoo! whoo! jen: but that all changed when we bought a house. matt: voilà! jen: matt started turning into his dad. matt: mm. that's some good mulch. ♪ i'm awake. but it was pretty nifty when jen showed me how easy it was to protect our home and auto with progressive. [ wrapper crinkling ] get this butterscotch out of here. progressive can't protect you
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on jimmy kimmel live, ellen. >> see you tomorrow. "jimmy kimmel live" presented by tonight -- ellen degeneres. comedian pete holmes. and music from cole swindell. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you all for coming. you know, the, the holidays are upon us. chas compa christmas is two weeks we have a 4-year-old daughter and a son who's a year and a half old, and trying to get them to sit still and smile and look vaguely in our direction at the same time is like trying to put a wet suit onto a monkey and a baby pig. it's impossible. i took no less than 400 photographs. i made faces, i jumped around. i issued threats. i said you're going to pay for your own college if you don't look here and smile. you can't even jingle your keys anymore, because you can't jingle a fob. and we went the whole morning saturday, two hours, didn't get one usable shot. i think i got it. i went back to the computer. i did not get it, not one. instead, we got this, that's closest, a wrestling shot. and we got this. and we got this, too. and eventually, w
on jimmy kimmel live, ellen. >> see you tomorrow. "jimmy kimmel live" presented by tonight -- ellen degeneres. comedian pete holmes. and music from cole swindell. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you all for coming. you know, the, the holidays are upon us. chas compa christmas is two weeks we have a 4-year-old daughter and a son who's a year and a half old, and trying to get them to sit still and smile and look vaguely in our direction at the same time is like trying...
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kimmel live"!n stiller, from "roma," yalitza aparicio and the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and music from gryffin featuring elley duhe. and now, for good measure -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, i the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. we have so, so much to get to. we have not a moment to waste. thank you very much.
kimmel live"!n stiller, from "roma," yalitza aparicio and the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and music from gryffin featuring elley duhe. and now, for good measure -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, i the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. we have so, so much to get to. we have not a moment to waste. thank you very much.
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on jimmy kimmel live, ellen. >> see you tomorrow. live" presented by tonight -- ellen degeneres. comedian pete holmes. and music from cole swindell. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you all for
on jimmy kimmel live, ellen. >> see you tomorrow. live" presented by tonight -- ellen degeneres. comedian pete holmes. and music from cole swindell. and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: thank you all for
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, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!, justin theroux, from "the party's just beginning," karen gillan, and music from gucci mane featuring kevin gates. and now, no sudden movements, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you! welcome, welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. we have so mu
, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!, justin theroux, from "the party's just beginning," karen gillan, and music from gucci mane featuring kevin gates. and now, no sudden movements, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you! welcome, welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. we have so mu
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on "jimmy kimmel live," >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!rom "a million little things", ron livingston. and music from the smashing pumpkins. and now, with all due respect, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you very much. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. we have a fun show for you in store. we have a lot planned, but before
on "jimmy kimmel live," >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!rom "a million little things", ron livingston. and music from the smashing pumpkins. and now, with all due respect, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you very much. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. we have a fun show for you in store. we have a lot planned,...
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. >> on jimmy kimmel, bono. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the jimmy kimmel live special. snoop dogg, mila cue brad paisley, zoe saldana. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you! i'm jimmy. a very special special. thank you for watching it.
. >> on jimmy kimmel, bono. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the jimmy kimmel live special. snoop dogg, mila cue brad paisley, zoe saldana. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you! i'm jimmy. a very special special. thank you for watching it.
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appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ben stiller, from "roma," yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and music from gryffin featuring elley duhe. and now, for good measure -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming.
appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ben stiller, from "roma," yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and music from gryffin featuring elley duhe. and now, for good measure -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming.
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appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ben stiller, from "roma," yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and music from gryffin featuring elley duhe. and now, for good measure -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. we have so, so much to get to. we have not a moment to waste. thank you very much. this is the time -- this is the time of year, late december, when all the end of the year lists come out. and "forbes" magazine, they're big on that sort of thing. they just released their annual list of the wealthiest celebrities of 2018. you know the richest celebrity in america? do you know, guillermo? >> guillermo: i don't know, maybe oprah? >> jimmy: very good guess. not correct, but america's wealthiest celebrity is george lucas. which what the hell did he ever do to make money? [ laughter ] george lucas is worth $5.4 billion. he made some ser
appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ben stiller, from "roma," yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira, the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and music from gryffin featuring elley duhe. and now, for good measure -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. we have so, so much to get...
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on "jimmy kimmel live," >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- nicole kidman. from "a million little things", ron livingston. and music from the smashing pumpkins. and now, with all due respect, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you very much. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. we have a fun show for you in store. we have a lot planned, but before that, it is -- it's that time of the year, it's the time of the year when all the of the year honors are handed out and one of the most prestigious of them all from "time" magazine today named their person of the year from 2018 which turned out to be persons of the year. they called them "the guardian"s, these are journalists. they were named persons of the year, beating out donald trump, who was runner-up, which explains why there's a tiny fist-size hole in the wall of the oval office today. trump really wanted that person of the year honor. he mentioned it about a dozen ti
on "jimmy kimmel live," >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- nicole kidman. from "a million little things", ron livingston. and music from the smashing pumpkins. and now, with all due respect, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you very much. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. we have a fun show for you in...
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. >> those stories ahead, but first a look at jimmy kimmel live at 11:00. >> thanks. what you are about to see may change you forever. >> i had blond hair down my back. i was a queen in italy. 18 years old. >> stories of tragedy and triumph for jackie spear. >> kate larson has the story. >>. >> the congressman had been shot and he was shot a second time. >> moments later while hiding behind the wheel of a plane, jackie spear was shot while trying to help the infamous cult leader, jim jones. >> i had a bone in my right arm coming up through the skin. my right leg was blown i thought i was dying. >> they launched a political career and serves as a congresswoman to san francisco in the peninsula. she sat down with news anchor cheryl jennings to talk about her new book, undaunted. >> i feel so lucky to be alive. >> it's not just about jonestown, but the love, loss, and pain she experienced. >> the toughest time was when my husband was killed in an automobile accident with a young driver who had no brakes. i was pregnant with our second child. >> in her book spear writes a
. >> those stories ahead, but first a look at jimmy kimmel live at 11:00. >> thanks. what you are about to see may change you forever. >> i had blond hair down my back. i was a queen in italy. 18 years old. >> stories of tragedy and triumph for jackie spear. >> kate larson has the story. >>. >> the congressman had been shot and he was shot a second time. >> moments later while hiding behind the wheel of a plane, jackie spear was shot while trying...
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kimmel live"! tonight, justin theroux, from "the party's just beginning," karen gillan, and music from gucci mane featuring kevin gates. and now, no sudden movements, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you! welcome, welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. we have so much. we have so much tonight. we have literally -- we have absolutely no time to waste. guillermo, please, let everyone know we have no time to waste tonight. >> we don't have no time to waste. >> jimmy: i'm going to start with a story about our future president of the united states. i'm talking about kanye west. last night he and his wife kim were at the opening of the cher show in new york. it is a broadway show about cher who is another crazy person on twitter. and during the show, the actor who plays sonny bono, cher's ex-husband, at intermission tweeted. this he wrote, hey, kanye west, so cool that you're at the cher show. if you look up from your cell phone, you'll see we're doing a show here. it's
kimmel live"! tonight, justin theroux, from "the party's just beginning," karen gillan, and music from gucci mane featuring kevin gates. and now, no sudden movements, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you! welcome, welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. we have so much. we have so much tonight. we have literally -- we have absolutely no time to waste. guillermo, please, let everyone know we have no time to waste tonight. >> we don't...
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and now -- calm down -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. welcome. i have a question. you know, i have a question for the group that i'm hoping you're going to help with. it's a holiday question and the question is this. how do you tip your garbage man? i've given it a lot of thought. there's no good way to tip him. you can't put the tip in an envelope on the container because they might not see it. it could go to the dump. also, somebody might steal it before they even get to it. i don't know how to mail it to them. even if i did, i have no confidence that it would get to my garbage man. and so i don't know what to do. am i supposed to wait outside my house at 5:00 in the morning to hand each one of them the tip? i'm not doing that. i have three garbage trucks that come to my house. one for trash, one for recycling, one for yard clippings. i'm not going to spend the night and morning out there. should i tape a map
and now -- calm down -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. welcome. i have a question. you know, i have a question for the group that i'm hoping you're going to help with. it's a holiday question and the question is this. how do you tip your garbage man? i've given it a lot of thought. there's no good way to tip him. you can't put...
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and now, without further ado, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. very kind. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very kind. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you're here. you know, the holidays are upon us. christmas is two weeks away. i have to say, i didn't feel like the holidays were here until this weekend. i'd been funny here and not very christmassy. my wife and i finally got around to taking the kids' holiday photo for the christmas card. we have a 4-year-old daughter and a son who's a year and a half old, and trying to get them to take a picture, trying to get them to sit still and smile and look at least vaguely in our direction at the same time, it's like trying to put a wet suit onto a monkey and a baby pig. it's impossible. i took no less than 400 photographs. i made faces, i jumped around. i issued threats. [ laughter ] i said you're going to pay for your own college if you don't look here and smile. [ laugh
and now, without further ado, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. very kind. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very kind. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you're here. you know, the holidays are upon us. christmas is two weeks away. i have to say, i didn't feel like the holidays were here until this weekend. i'd been funny here and not very christmassy. my wife and i finally...
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. >> for sandhya, all of us >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john cena, from "welcome to marwen", eiza gonzalez, and music from skylar grey. and now, for the time being -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. hi, guillermo. thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. are you -- i can feel it, i think you are, but i have to ask, are you in -- are we in the holiday spirit yet? is it happening? we're a week away from christmas day. christmas, if you've not heard of it, is the reason mari mariah carey has a bowling alley in her house. it would be very hard to explain to jesus why people celebrate his birthday by putting antlers on their minivans, but we do. everywhere you go, there are decorations, even in new jersey. even new jersey is decorating. even the holland tunnel is decorated for christmas. this is for real. the port authority got a lot of complaints because of this. they put the christmas tree over the letter "n" in
. >> for sandhya, all of us >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john cena, from "welcome to marwen", eiza gonzalez, and music from skylar grey. and now, for the time being -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. hi, guillermo. thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. are you -- i can feel it, i think you are, but i...
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i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!tefani, from "the real bros of simi valley" jimmy tatro, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thank you for coming. thank you for
i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!tefani, from "the real bros of simi valley" jimmy tatro, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thank you for coming. thank you for
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and now, for the time being -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice.hank you. hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice.
and now, for the time being -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice.hank you. hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice.
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thanks for being with us. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"c. reilly. chef matty matheson. and music from rita wilson. and now -- calm down -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. welcome. i have a question. you know, i have a question for the group that i'm hoping you're go
thanks for being with us. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"c. reilly. chef matty matheson. and music from rita wilson. and now -- calm down -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to see it. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. welcome. i have a question. you know, i have a question for the group that i'm hoping you're go
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jimm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight julie bowen.stars," rupaul. kim kardashian west. and music from phosphorescent. and now, stay right where you are. it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. hola. thank you. thank you very much. how are you? hey, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you very much. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming.
jimm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight julie bowen.stars," rupaul. kim kardashian west. and music from phosphorescent. and now, stay right where you are. it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. hola. thank you. thank you very much. how are you? hey, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you very much. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming.
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jimmy kimme l >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- beastie boys mike d & ad-rock. from "queer eye" jonathan van ness. "this year in unnecessary censorship." and music from mitski. and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ry thank u rylcom. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's the most wonderful time of the year. as we prepare to go into hibernation, this is our last new show before christmas. so on behalf of all of us here, we wish you and your families a merry one. thank you for watching our show. even if you're watching from a bar at the airport right now. today is the heaviest travel day of the year. especially in new york and l.a. and here in l.a., every year on the local news we have a tradition in l.a. every year we see this. [ laughter ] this is gridlock porn is what this is. thousands of cars bumper to bumper going each way. we like to watch it because it means we're not in it. [ laughter ] it's weirdly kind of festive, looks like a sandy cane. who says l.a. is a go
jimmy kimme l >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- beastie boys mike d & ad-rock. from "queer eye" jonathan van ness. "this year in unnecessary censorship." and music from mitski. and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ry thank u rylcom. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's the most wonderful time of the year. as we prepare to go into hibernation, this is our last new show...
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and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.e, welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thank you for coming. thank you for braving the elements to be here. that's very nice, i appreciate it.
and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.e, welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thank you for coming. thank you for braving the elements to be here. that's very nice, i appreciate it.
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now for the time being, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. i can feel it. i think you are, but i have to ask, are you -- are we in the holiday spirit yet? is it happening? [ cheers and applause ] >> we're a week away from christmas day -- christmas, if you have not heard of it, is the reason mariah carey has a bowling alley in her house. be very hard to explain to jesus why people celebrate his birthday by putting antlers on their mini vans. but we do. everywhere you go there are decorations. even in new jersey. even the holland tunnel is decorated for christmas. the port authority got a lot of complaints because of this. they put the christmas tree over the letter n instead of slide ing it over the a where it belongs. and they also put a wreath over the u in tunnel which made it tonnel. a driver named cory started a petition to remedy this. he said he has ocd and it drives him nuts. which i get it, it would drive me nuts, to. the port authority bowed to the will of the people an
now for the time being, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. i can feel it. i think you are, but i have to ask, are you -- are we in the holiday spirit yet? is it happening? [ cheers and applause ] >> we're a week away from christmas day -- christmas, if you have not heard of it, is the reason mariah carey has a bowling alley in her house. be very hard to explain to jesus why people celebrate his...
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. >> i'm ama >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, gwen stefani, from "the real bros of simi valley" jimmy tatro, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thank you for coming. thank you for at very nice, i appreciate it. let me tell you something. we had an interesting morning at our house. this is how my day started. our daughter jane, who's 4 1/4, wakes up and calls out to us, every morning she yells, hello, hello! like an old lady in a butcher shop. today it was a little more urgent. so today she calls us. we go in to find jane staring at the shelf. she's standing there, she says, the elf didn't move. [ laughter ] we forgot to move the elf on the shelf. already. so i said, well, maybe the elf is dead. [ laughter ] and i guess it was the wrong thing to say. i d. but that dn'tyself cong up with this ssawell, you don't move in th
. >> i'm ama >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, gwen stefani, from "the real bros of simi valley" jimmy tatro, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thank you for coming. thank you for at very nice, i appreciate it. let...
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. >> on jimmy kimmel, bono. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the jimmy kimmel live special. bono, will ferrell, snoop dogg, mila cue brad paisley, zoe saldana. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you! i'm jimmy. a very special special. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming. and welcome to what is our fourth annual red benefit show. tonight, once again, we will be teaming up with you and the great charity red to raise money and awareness for the great hiv charity. we did it every year right around world aids day. it's december 1st. why do they only get a day? sharks get a whole week. there's one individual without whom we could not do it. he is in a band, he got this started. he is from ireland. the force of nature known as bono is with us. [cheers and applause] and merry band of celebrity do-gooders, kristen bell, mila kunis. brad paisley, pharrell and chris rock are all here tonight. the reason they are here tonight is because they are committed to fighting aids. and snoop dogg is also here, but he doesn't know why he is here. [cheers and applause] it will be a
. >> on jimmy kimmel, bono. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's the jimmy kimmel live special. bono, will ferrell, snoop dogg, mila cue brad paisley, zoe saldana. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you! i'm jimmy. a very special special. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming. and welcome to what is our fourth annual red benefit show. tonight, once again, we will be teaming up with you and the great charity red to raise money and awareness for the great hiv charity. we...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jennifer aniston, chris elliott and bridey elliott, plus music from rita ora. and now, watch this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. it's great to have youine. yoing us.gl y i positive mood because it was a day of mourning for many here in the united states as we said good-bye to our 41st president, george h.w. bush. you know, hundreds gathered at the national cathedral today in washington to pay their respects, including all the living presidents and leaders from around the world. president trump was on very good behavior today. [ laughter ] this is interesting. the bush family reportedly had to promise donald trump that no one would say anything mean about him at the funeral to get him to come. for real. [ laughter ] they said no one would criticize in their eulogy, which is too bad, because i bet jeb had some great singers ready to go. [ laugh
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jennifer aniston, chris elliott and bridey elliott, plus music from rita ora. and now, watch this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. it's great to have youine. yoing us.gl y i positive mood because it was a day of mourning for many here in the united states as we said good-bye to...
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and now, no sudden movements, jimmy kimmel!ank you. hey, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you all for coming. we have so much. we have so much to get to tonight. we have li
and now, no sudden movements, jimmy kimmel!ank you. hey, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you all for coming. we have so much. we have so much to get to tonight. we have li
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for sandhya, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!, jennifer aniston, chris elliott and bridey elliott, plus music from rita ora. and now, watch this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. it's great to have you here. thank you for joining us. thank you. i'm glad you're in a positive mood because it was a day of mour
for sandhya, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!, jennifer aniston, chris elliott and bridey elliott, plus music from rita ora. and now, watch this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. it's great to have you here. thank you for joining us. thank you. i'm glad you're in a positive mood because it was a day of mour
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and now, without further ado, jimmy kimmel!mmy: thank you, everybody. very kind. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very kind. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you're here. you know, the holidays are upo
and now, without further ado, jimmy kimmel!mmy: thank you, everybody. very kind. very nice. hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. very kind. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you're here. you know, the holidays are upo
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jimmy kimme l >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!& ad-rock. from "queer eye" jonathan van ness. "this year in unnecessary censorship." and music from mitski. and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ry thank u rylcom. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's the most wonderful time of
jimmy kimme l >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!& ad-rock. from "queer eye" jonathan van ness. "this year in unnecessary censorship." and music from mitski. and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ry thank u rylcom. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's the most wonderful time of
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now for the time being, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice.ou for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice.
now for the time being, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice.ou for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice.
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and now, watch this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. it's great to have youine. yoing us.gl y i positive mood because it wa
and now, watch this, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you very much. the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. it's great to have youine. yoing us.gl y i positive mood because it wa
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jimm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight julie bowen. from "rupaul's drag race all-stars," rupaul. kim kardashian west. and music from phosphorescent. and now, stay right where you are. it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. hola. thank you. thank you very much. how are you? hey, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you very much. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming. i'm happy to be -- we are back to work after -- we had a week off. all of a sudden it's christmas. christmas snuck up on us. i woke up one morning there was a tree in my house, swear to god. and an elf has returned to our shelf. this elf on the shelf, first of all, it works. our daughter jane is 4 years old. that elf is in the room, i don't know who this kid is, she is an angel. yesterday she shared a toy with her brother for probably the first time in their lives. she has a -- airplane and he wanted it. so instead of tackling him and taking it from him, not only did she share it, she presented to him, li
jimm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live! tonight julie bowen. from "rupaul's drag race all-stars," rupaul. kim kardashian west. and music from phosphorescent. and now, stay right where you are. it's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. hola. thank you. thank you very much. how are you? hey, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you very much. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming. i'm happy to...
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. >> thanks from >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ns jeff ross and dave attell, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from kurt vile. and now, why not, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. welcome, everybody. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. i'm glad you're excited, because -- that's very nice.
. >> thanks from >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ns jeff ross and dave attell, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from kurt vile. and now, why not, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. welcome, everybody. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. i'm glad you're excited, because -- that's very nice.
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june seley kimmel said he kissed her in 1995 when she pitched a movie to him when he was the head of20th century fox. >>> what would you say now? >> i can't believe i'm going to get emotional. you killed the dream of a woman who was so young and needed a break and worked so hard to get that. and you, you really -- it was awful. >> reporter: we reached out to moonves's attorney for comment about kimmel's accusation but haven't moonves' attorney the denies ha nonconsensual sexual -- a spokesman for the investigator said no findings have been reported to the board, and the board has reached no conclusions on this matter. the times again says that this report is expected to be presented today board sometime next week. jeff? >> okay, jericka duncan for us tonight. jericka, thank you. >>> coming up next, widening recall of blood pressure medication that's could contain a cancer-causing ingredient. and later, the freak accident that sent dozens of amazon workers to the hospital. know what turns me on? my better half, hors d oeuvres and bubbly. and when i really want to take it up a notch we
june seley kimmel said he kissed her in 1995 when she pitched a movie to him when he was the head of20th century fox. >>> what would you say now? >> i can't believe i'm going to get emotional. you killed the dream of a woman who was so young and needed a break and worked so hard to get that. and you, you really -- it was awful. >> reporter: we reached out to moonves's attorney for comment about kimmel's accusation but haven't moonves' attorney the denies ha nonconsensual...
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jedediah: and what about kimmel. pete: does jimmy kimmel have a wall around his house.to know. jedediah: does he have security. the patrick frazee's arrest comes one month after kelsey fares vanished on thanksgiving day. her body has not been found but no word on what led to his arrest. >> as you can tell from the arrest, sadly, we do not believe kel sea is still alive. investigators have recovered a number of items that make us suspicious that the crime did occur at kelsey's residence. he was charged with solicitation. police are not ruling out a second arrest. flights taking off at london's gatt wick airport. police making two airports charging a man and woman with criminal use of drones. suspicious drone sightings grounded all flights. 100,000 passengers for three days. police say there are no signs this is terror-related. a four-legged santa claus isn't letting anyone on the naughty list off the hook. a canine officer dressed as santa takes down three suspects in one night. oregon deputy say canine stark now holds the new record with 186 captures. he dresses up in s
jedediah: and what about kimmel. pete: does jimmy kimmel have a wall around his house.to know. jedediah: does he have security. the patrick frazee's arrest comes one month after kelsey fares vanished on thanksgiving day. her body has not been found but no word on what led to his arrest. >> as you can tell from the arrest, sadly, we do not believe kel sea is still alive. investigators have recovered a number of items that make us suspicious that the crime did occur at kelsey's residence....
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jimmy kimmel, i don't know what bug he has in any part of his body but it causes . .. a war hero such as yourself attacked by someone like him, did you have any idea you would get that react? >> i had no idea, that is sad thing people look up to hollywood, and they are attacking those attacks by jimmy kimmel lead to attacks my family and my children, my family received death threats, i have received threats that my children should be killed this happened after jimmy kimmel this is disgusting. david: have you talked to him saying you realize your nasty comes caused threats. >> i sense him tweets, he has not responded. >> what a coward, just a coward, a cowardly person, he should go hide under a rock after what he did to you. >> it is ridiculous, all because i have a different political view point, i gave my limb for this nation, and i think i earned my right for a political view point. >> have sir, we appreciate you coming on. does the president know what you are doing? >> i cannot give you any information on that at the moment. david: well, again, we wait with baited b
jimmy kimmel, i don't know what bug he has in any part of his body but it causes . .. a war hero such as yourself attacked by someone like him, did you have any idea you would get that react? >> i had no idea, that is sad thing people look up to hollywood, and they are attacking those attacks by jimmy kimmel lead to attacks my family and my children, my family received death threats, i have received threats that my children should be killed this happened after jimmy kimmel this is...
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jimmy kimmel jimmy kimmel treated donald trump donald trump fairly on his show campaign and he was ashamed because the left said you are not allowed to normalize this first lady, not allowed to normalize this president or this haesidency. and that is what this is about. >> sean: i will tell you this. i spent the time and saw the troops reaction. i asked her about her. she has the resolve that she is going to stay true to herself. there was a part of the interview we aired yesterday, that strength is something that everyone can learn something from. not a republican-democratic issue. serving other people, making their christmas, acknowledging their sacrifice for others, is a noble thing to do. leaving kids alone would also be a noble thing to do but the media can't control themselves. guys, we appreciate it. good to see you both. when we come back from a major programming announcement. i have another big interview, and we will tell you who it was with. you canun take bets now on twitter. when we get back. ♪ i need a cookbook for my best friend. beginner or advanced? advanced. sweet or savor
jimmy kimmel jimmy kimmel treated donald trump donald trump fairly on his show campaign and he was ashamed because the left said you are not allowed to normalize this first lady, not allowed to normalize this president or this haesidency. and that is what this is about. >> sean: i will tell you this. i spent the time and saw the troops reaction. i asked her about her. she has the resolve that she is going to stay true to herself. there was a part of the interview we aired yesterday, that...
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for all of us, thanks for being >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ht -- beastie boys mike d & ad-rock. from "queer eye" jonathan van ness. "this year in unnecessary censorship." and music from mitski. and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you very much. welcome. happy holidays. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's the most wonderful time of the year. as we prepare to go into
for all of us, thanks for being >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ht -- beastie boys mike d & ad-rock. from "queer eye" jonathan van ness. "this year in unnecessary censorship." and music from mitski. and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you very much. welcome. happy holidays. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of...
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good-bye, jimmy kimmel.scar has a new partner. >>> lawmakers are taking the >>> lawmakers are taking the next step. >>> there's a high likelihood of hydroplaning this morning. even standing water on the roadroad roads. you'll find a moderate chance of that. trees toppling, power lines down, the breezes apart there for that. and not enough rain for small stream floodg. for hydroplaning this morning. >>> mike, thank you. san francisco cracking down on garbag law will force hotels, restaurants and other big businesses to pass recycling inspections every three years to make sure they are sorting their trash for recycling. if the business fails, they will have to hire trash sorters for a year. they are trying to cut in half the 660,000 tons of garbage going to landfills right now. >>> state senator scott wiener is allowing high density housing near public transit stops. they are changing zoning laws to make it easier for builders to build larger apartment complexes near bus stops and parking lot stop. it limits b
good-bye, jimmy kimmel.scar has a new partner. >>> lawmakers are taking the >>> lawmakers are taking the next step. >>> there's a high likelihood of hydroplaning this morning. even standing water on the roadroad roads. you'll find a moderate chance of that. trees toppling, power lines down, the breezes apart there for that. and not enough rain for small stream floodg. for hydroplaning this morning. >>> mike, thank you. san francisco cracking down on garbag...
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he'll take over for jimmy kimmel who hosted for the past two years. hart says it's the opportunity of a lifetime for him and he'll be sure to make it a special one. the oscars live here on february 4th. >> a giants fan favorite and his wife received a award for helping children in the bay area. hunter pence and his wife lex i accepted an award from the wonder wise foundation and hosted the holiday heroes event. they volunteered and raised money for the group. tonight's festivities included an action with all the money raised going to underserved children. >> fabulous night there. >>> onto the weather forecast. more rain moving into the bay area. >> sandhya patel has the timing. > we'll have more showers towards tomorrow morning. the steadiest confident rain right now. take a look at live doppler 7. you will see where it is coming down. we're seeing moderate pockets to even heavy pocks of rain from alameda to oakland around harbor way, parkway. about a inch and a quarter per hour is the rate. be careful. it's not going to last long. redwood city, belmo
he'll take over for jimmy kimmel who hosted for the past two years. hart says it's the opportunity of a lifetime for him and he'll be sure to make it a special one. the oscars live here on february 4th. >> a giants fan favorite and his wife received a award for helping children in the bay area. hunter pence and his wife lex i accepted an award from the wonder wise foundation and hosted the holiday heroes event. they volunteered and raised money for the group. tonight's festivities...
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jimmy kimmel might be the best choice in a difficult time. >> kimmel always does a fabulous job, but think it's also one of the most thankless jobs on the planet 'cause even and then, if you're terrible, they really remember. >> what if the academy said my bad and kevin came back. >> i don't think it's going to happen. >> meanwhile, the critics choice award nominations were announced today. "the favorite" scored the most, 14, while "black panther" came in a strong second with 12. >> back to oscar, we spoke to justin at the "bumblebee" premiere where hailee steinfeld was the hottest transformer. >> hailee! >> i can't believe i'm about to see it for the first time with my family. it's all happening. >> are you gonna cry in there? >> i don't know what's gonna happen in there, but i'll let you know. >> hailee wore a form-fitted dress by balmain that echoed the movie's computer graphics. check out her bumblebee nails.h she'll be on a plane to hong kong. so the cast surprised her after the screening with cake. >> i'll be in the air. >> have a glass of wine on the plane. >> right. there we
jimmy kimmel might be the best choice in a difficult time. >> kimmel always does a fabulous job, but think it's also one of the most thankless jobs on the planet 'cause even and then, if you're terrible, they really remember. >> what if the academy said my bad and kevin came back. >> i don't think it's going to happen. >> meanwhile, the critics choice award nominations were announced today. "the favorite" scored the most, 14, while "black panther"...
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first here's a look what's coming up on "jimmy kimmel live." jimmy?an a .ere's something we worked not that hard on. ♪ >>> new details chinese hackers are suspected in a data fwlaech ached 5 hub million marriott hotel guests according to "the new york times." marriott discovered the hacking at its starwood hotels like westin back if september. started at least four years ago. hackers stole more than just credit card numbers. they took passport numbers and home addresses. >> the california public utilities commission is scheduled to vote next month on taxing texts. state regulators want to charge a fee for text messaging on mobile phones to support programs that make phone service accessible to the poor. the wirelessinit could cost consumers an estimated total of $44.5 million a year. >>> there are people all over the bay area in need during this season of giving, of course. one north bay organization just made it a lot easier for you to fulfill holiday wishes for those in need. >> news reporter kate larsson paid it a visit today. >> reporter: wrap them, sca
first here's a look what's coming up on "jimmy kimmel live." jimmy?an a .ere's something we worked not that hard on. ♪ >>> new details chinese hackers are suspected in a data fwlaech ached 5 hub million marriott hotel guests according to "the new york times." marriott discovered the hacking at its starwood hotels like westin back if september. started at least four years ago. hackers stole more than just credit card numbers. they took passport numbers and home...
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and it's all in the name of science. >>> good-bye, jimmy kimmel. is hosting the oscars next year. >>> a live look outside right now. it's raining this morning. >>> let's take a look at my concerns. hydroplaning very high this morning. a little bit of flooding on the roads. so moderate. the breezes just aren't there. neuer are the rainfall totals for trees toppling, power lines down and small stream flooding. >>> drivers for uber and lyft in new york city will soon get a minimum wage. it is set at $17.22 after expenses. there will be a shared ride bonus for carpool rides and an out of town rate. that will compensate drivers for time spent returning to the city after trips that go outside the borders. both companies, by the way, are against these rules saying they will result in higher fares. new york is the first city in the nation to adopt minimum pay for at-based drivers. the new rules go into effect next month. >>> forbes just released its list of top women shaping the world. and german chancellor angela merkel retains the top spot on this year's
and it's all in the name of science. >>> good-bye, jimmy kimmel. is hosting the oscars next year. >>> a live look outside right now. it's raining this morning. >>> let's take a look at my concerns. hydroplaning very high this morning. a little bit of flooding on the roads. so moderate. the breezes just aren't there. neuer are the rainfall totals for trees toppling, power lines down and small stream flooding. >>> drivers for uber and lyft in new york city will...