right now jimmy kimmel. have a good evening. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kathryn hahn, dominic west, and music from beach weather, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you very much. hi, guys. thanks. hi, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the monday after thanksgving. you know, it's cyber monday today. well, that's very kind.

right now on jimmy kimmel, dana >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dana carvey, jonathan majors, and music from sofaygo. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. welcome, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. glad you made it on time. i don't know if you guys -- it's daylight savings monday. we got an extra hour, which we spent resetting all our clocks in the house. it's the waste of an hour. didn't we vote to stop this daylight saving nonsense? didn't we, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, i think this is the last year. >> jimmy: i'm sure we voted. daylight saving time was definitely not invented by someone who had a five-year-old in the house. speaking of five-year-olds, i want to mention donald trump. on saturday night, my wife starts getting texts asking if we saw what trump said about me. i got no text. she got a lot of them. turns out, fiberace gave me a shout out during one of his blue collar comedy tours. and i have to say. sometimes it feel

on "jimmy kimmel live!" be a talk show host. >> jimmy: did anything like that ever happen to you on "saturday night live" where you screwed the whole thing up? >> oh, my god. one time they put a guy who was about seven feet tall in front of the church lady cue cards. so the show is live. and his head is blocking the cue cards. why would they put lurch from "the addams family" in the front row? well, i can't really see. satan, we had all kind of [ bleep ] shows there. live. >> jimmy: you somehow managed to cover them well, because i never really took note of anything like that. >> it probably wasn't a healthy thing. i think the live in ones as bush were so nerve-racking because you're the first one out there on "snl." >> jimmy: right. >> the crowd is like this. fve seconds! and then there is a red light and live to 20 million people. not going to do it. and i do it for nine minutes. and i got so bored, i just -- in the early days he would say, well, i'm george bush, not going to do it. but by year four, not g

>> jimmy kimmel. >> who's jimmy kimmel? >> i dreamed about doing this for years.]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, well. once again, sorry, kids. we'll make it up to you somehow. we have a good show for you tonight. yvonne strahovski is here. we've got music from viagra boys. and we'll be right back with nick kroll. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight, from “the handmaid's tale” on hulu, yvonne strahovski is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, all the way from stockholm, which is now located in sweden. their album is called “cave world.” viagra boys from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night our guests will be rob mcelhenney and emayatzy corinealdi, with music from the heavy heavy. join us for that. our first guest is the voice of assorted humans and hormones on his very funny and very filthy animated series “big mouth.” season six is on netflix now, please say hello to nick kroll. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >>

right now jimmy kimmel. have a good evening. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kathryn hahn, dominic west, and music from beach weather, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you very much. hi, guys. thanks. hi, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the monday after thanksgving. you know, it's cyber monday today. well, that's very kind. i appreciate it. now sit down. it's embarrassing. cyber monday. this is the day on which we go online, with the intent of shopping for your loved ones and wind up buying a bunch of stuff for yourself. i bought the cutest jumpsuit. guillermo. thanksgiving is over. those unopened cans of cranberry sauce get pushed to the back of the pantry again to hibernate for another year. we're at the bitter end of leftovers. who else had stuffing for breakfast this morning? just me? it's like tupperware jenga in my refrigerator. last night, we were having the left over leftovers, and quick leftover tip

all electric, all mercedes. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, all the way from rome, italy, here with the song elon musk, maneskin. [ cheering ] ♪ you'll be the saddest ♪ ♪ part of me a part of me that will never be mine ♪ ♪ it's obvious tonight is gonna be the loneliest ♪ ♪ there's a few lines that i have wrote in case of death ♪ ♪ that's what i want that's what i want so don't be sad ♪ ♪ when i'll be gone there's just one thing i hope you know ♪ ♪ i loved you so cause i don't even care about the time ♪ ♪ i've got left here the only thing i know now is that i wanna ♪ ♪ spend it with you with you nobody else here ♪ ♪ tonight is gonna be the loneliest you'll be the saddest ♪ ♪ part of me a part of me that will never be mine ♪ ♪ it's obvious tonight is gonna be the loneliest ♪ ♪ you're still the oxygen i breathe i see your face ♪ ♪ when i close my eyes it's torturous tonight is gonna be ♪ ♪ the loneliest i'm sorry but i gotta go if you'll ever miss me ♪ ♪ give this song anothe

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james kimmel." my cousin micki gave me.hile. [ laughter ] did you use your title at all? >> i haven't used it yet, but now you're giving me a lot of ideas. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? pardon me for eltelling a story during your segment. i was on a plane three days after i got this doctorate, telling everyone i was a doctor now. and sitting on the plane. it's a really small plane. and this old man in front of me keels over. and the stewardess gets on, she says, "is there a doctor on the plane?" and i sat there for a moment. [ laughter ] should i? well, you know. "in an honorary way." [ laughter ] >> that is so unhelpful. >> jimmy: i wasn't helpful at all. >> wow. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, he died. [ moans ] no, he was fine, he was fine, i saved his life. >> what a lie. >> jimmy: that's a lie also. it's great to see you. congratulations on the show. i know it's super popular. "the sex lives of college girls." [ cheers and applause ] season two premieres on hbo max. mindy kaling, everybody! thank you, mindy. we'll be back

right now on jimmy kimmel, jason momoa.d a wonderful weekend. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason momoa. luke grimes. and music from lainey wilson. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. oh, that's very nice. guillermo. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. please relax. it's too much already. and to our viewers watching at home, thank you for joining us after the cma awards. tonight is the biggest night in

"jimmy kimmel live!" the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. fire! thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome to our annual costume party. i am

right now on jimmy kimmel, dana >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. welcome, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. glad you made it on time. i don't know if you guys -- it's daylight savings monday.

stay tuned for jimmy kimmel.lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- billy crystal. kate berlant. and music from camilo. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i want to welcome you. thank you for joining us in

>> when from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! and the multiverse of midterm madness! tonight, bill maher, george conway, and music from breland. with clothe toe and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. gracias. cleto. very nice. hello, my fellow americans. i'm jimmy. thank you for joining us for election night. our award-winning coverage starts now. we are live from our headquarters in hollywood. not only are we live, our audience tonight, this is exciting, our studio audience is made up entirely of herschel walker's children. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and a good-looking group. wait till he meets you guys. daddy's going to love you. that senate race in georgia is one we're watching closely. we'll have a ticker on the screen so you don't have to go to msnbc or any of that stuff. at midnight we also saw what scientists say will be the last lunar eclipse until 2025. a blood moon. and i don't know much about the ancient mayans, but pretty sure a blood moon on election night means everything's totally fine, right? [ l

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- carey mulligan. josh groban. and music from angela alvarez. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy. that's very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we go even a moment further, i want to wish a very happy birthday to our announcer, lou wilson. happy birthday, lou! >> lou: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know, we have a big party planned in the parking lot after the show. do you have plans tonight after that? or are you coming to that? >> lou: that is my plans. that's where it ends. >> jimmy: very, very sad. but we'll have fun. lou, i don't know if you know this, but you were born exactly one day and 200 years after joe biden. yesterday was president biden's 80th birthday. the whole family got together at the white house and took away his car keys. they also had a party. it was pretty wild. joe, there he is right there, you can see it was more of a rave than a party. he

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, amy adams and maya rudolph, jenna ortega, plus music from bush. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. very kind. welcome, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you, cleto. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on a night of pom pulse and circumstance from palm beach, florida. [ laughter ] the final votes for last week's midterm elections are still being counted, but the race for 2024 has already begun. donald trump made a big announcement tonight at mar-a-lago surrounded by dozens of his closest friends and thousands of classified documents. [ laughter ] and here it was, the moment none of us have been waiting for. >> wow, whoa, that is some group of people, thousands. so nice. thank you very much, that's really nice, thank you. ladies and gentlemen, i am officially announcing -- [ cheers ] that eric is potty trained. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: good fo

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, that's very nice.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i want to welcome you. thank you for joining us in southern california, where it's sunny. it's mariah carey time. you know, all she wants for christmas is me. >> guillermo: that's, that's great. >> jimmy: she keeps singing it. [ laughter ] we're into the holidays hard at our house. last night, we decorated gingerbread houses. which i am terrible at. we've already watched "elf," "charlie brown christmas," "home alone," "christmas story," and all three versions of "the grinch." we were watching "the grinch" last night, and you know how at the end of "the grinch," the grinch steals all the toys, and goes up to the mountain, waits for everyone in whoville to cry, he wants them to wake up and cry? but instead of crying, they engorged with love? becomes - well, i asked my kids. i said, "if the grinch came and stole everything, all our toys on christmas morning, would you cry? or would you still be happy it was christmas and we had each other?" immediately

"jimmy kimmel live" is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. appreciate that. we have so much to get to tonight. of course, i want to start with a young presidential hopeful named donald trump. [ laughter ]

stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. jason momoa is on the program >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" tonight -- jason momoa. luke grimes. and music from lainey wilson. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. oh, that's very nice. guillermo. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. please relax. it's too much already. and to our viewers watching at home, thank you for joining us after the cma awards. tonight is the biggest night in country music. they're saying it could take days, maybe even weeks, to figure out who won tonight. [ laughter ] votes in some of the major categories are still being tallied. could come down to a runoff etween carrie underwood and morgan wallen. [ laughter ] so we'll keep an eye on that. yesterday, of course, was an very important day in american history. it was tara reid's 47th birthday. [ laughter ] and also election day. i feel like everyone is exhausted. this is the first election where peop

jimmy kimmel is next. have a happy thanksgiving. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, chris hemsworth. meghann fahy. and music from maneskin. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. that's very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming to hollywood to see us. well, i got to tell you something. just on a personal note, i had quite a weekend in florida. we were down at mar-a-lago for the wedding. were you invited to the wedding, tiffany trump? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, boy, we love tiff. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: everything was absolutely first class. jimmy john's did the catering. [ laughter ] there was a ketchup fountain, which i've not seen. [ laughter ] eric was the ring bearer. don jr. gave the worst man speech. [ laughter ] everything was perfect! it was sweet too. before the father-daughter dance, donald trump went up to every woman at the wedding and said, "are you tiffany?" [ laughter ] once

jimmy kimmel is next. have a happy thanksgiving. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"worth. meghann fahy. and music from maneskin. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. that's very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming to hollywood to see us. well, i got to tell you something. just on a personal note, i had quite a

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dan: here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks.omorrow. i will make your bed. >> my daughter tries to script -- skip the trick-or-treat part. >> it's funny. put it in the bag. you know why we are here. care coalition, where are we on alaska airlines? we found that people are raving about their customer care. i mean, take a look at this! wow! [dog barks] says here they have the most flights from the west coast. they fly to chicago, hawaii, cancun! wow! do they fly to my magical faraway kingdom of care-a-lot, way up in the clouds where anything is possible? they have direct flights to vegas. close enough! ♪ ♪ dan: a woman survived a halloween crowd surge that killed more than 150 people in south korea. she's a kindergarten teacher. she shared this photo from her hospital bed where she talked about the moment she realized she was in real trouble. >> i could feel people in front of me going forward. the crowd was pushing and pushing and pushing. my feet started going with the people. dan: she also shared this photo of the crowd moments

right now, jimmy kimmel with maya rudolph.lywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, amy adams and maya rudolph, jenna ortega, plus music from bush. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. very kind. welcome, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you, cleto. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on a night of pom pulse and circumstance from palm beach, florida. [ laughter ] the final votes for last week's

jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"jiani, and pink. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, welcome. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. appreciate that. we have so much to get to tonight. of course, i want to start with a young presidential hopeful named donald trump. [ laughter ] e

nobody wants to watch kimmel.immel, every joke is about i'm better than these other people. that's not comedy. that's an emotional support group. thanks for tuning in. we're better than those republicans. hug it out and cry on camera and get it over with. >> harris: we won't be crying tonight. we have the patriot awards and you are part of the opening set -- you'll do stand-up here and getting crowds. i have to tell people of 5,000, 6,000, 7,000 people come out to watch you. humble as ever jimmie. that's how many will be here tonight. >> it is a wild time. my success empowered everybody else say if this dope can do it anyone can. >> harris: you are a former cab driver in new york and are you a fighter. >> i've been cut out and shot at for ten years to get here. look where i landed. >> harris: it will be great. we'll recognize men and women who have done amazing things. >> the patriot awards is the oscars with camouflage and well deserved. nobody can storm the stage when i'm on. don't do the real oscar thing. you h

have a good night. >>> from hollywood, it's ""jimmy kimmel live"".from the heavy heavy, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. ♪ ♪ >>> thank you. oh, thanks. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. please relax. settle. special thank you to those watching in texas and

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, patrick dempsey, nicholas hoult, and music from the backseat lovers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. wow. welcome. thanks, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for taking time away from trying to get taylor swift tickets all day and night to be here. [ laughter ] we are lucky to be in hollywood or maybe we're not lucky, but we're lucky we're not in van wert county -- [ moan ] from there? reacting negatively for no reason? [ laughter ] van wert county, ohio, which is not far from fort wayne, indiana, where there are thousands and thousands of aggressive vermin on the loose. >> thousands of mink are on the loose in ohio after being released from their cages during a break-in. between 25,000 and 40,000 mink were released. the letters "alf" were spray painted on a wall alongside the phrase "we'll be back." apparently stands for "animal libe

right now jimmy kimmel. have a good evening. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"hn, dominic west, and music from beach weather, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you very much. hi, guys. thanks. hi, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the monday after thanksgving. you know, it's cyber monday today.

ama: good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"e backseat lovers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. wow. welcome. thanks, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for taking time away

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ snoes ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please, relax. thank you for joining us on what has turned into election week. i guess there are still votes to be counted. and if you're still in line, stay in line. they have to lit let you vote. at this rate, we might know who wins the super bowl before we know who won the senate. [ laughter ] democrats are optimistic about their chances in arizona and nevada. one of the reasons the democrats still have a decent shot at the senate is because young people, voters age 18-29, favored democrats 63% to 25%. [ cheers ] so now some republicans are looking to raise the voting age to 21. [ laughter ] that's great. let me see if i have this straight. 18 is too young to vote, but 14, old enough to be forced to have a baby. got it? why not raise the voting age to 71 while you're at it? [ laughter ] in georgia herschel walker and raphael warnock have al

good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight, nick kroll.to and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. thank you, thank you. welcome. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. i'm glad you're in the mood. today was kind of a scary day here in los angeles. that hang happened again. wh

. >>> from hollywood, it's ""jimmy kimmel live"". tonight, rob mcelhenney, emayatzy corinealdi, and music from the heavy heavy, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. ♪ ♪ >>> thank you. oh, thanks. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. please relax. settle. special thank you to those watching in texas and pennsylvania. game five between the astros and phillies. you been watching this? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you just pull a string and he says, yes, jimmy. >> no, it's very sewers. >> jimmy: last night, four houston pitchers combined to throw the first no-hitter since 1956. the most exciting thing that can happen is nothing happening. although to me, a real no-hitter means one pitcher, no at four pitchers. it's like saying i carried a baby grand piano up six flights of stairs and you find out three other guys carried it up the top flights. impressive, not the same. either way it was a momentum killer for the phillies. forced kyle schwarber and answer one of the least answerable

"jimmy kimmel live" is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kumail nanjiani, and pink. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. appreciate that. we have so much to get to tonight. of course, i want to start with a young presidential hopeful named donald trump. [ laughter ] the yell-ephant in the room, who is back by unpopular demand. i don't know if you watched this. it was quite the scene at mar-a-lago last night. starting with this entrance to a song from the musical "les mis." ♪ here they come. there's former first lady melania with her husband, jean valtrex. [ laughter ] i can think of no better way to kick off another trump campaign than with "les miserables." it's a musical about a criminal with a hot daughter who gets away with it in the end. [ laughter ] should have said "spoiler alert." whatever the soundtrack, trump is waddling for presid

jimmy kimmel. >> have a great night everyone. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gwyneth paltrow, and patton oswalt, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. fire! thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome to our annual costume party. i am smoky bear. happy halloween. i do want to tell you, sit, relax. it's not smokey the bear, it's smoky bear. i found out there's no "the" in the name. which i have to say shook me to the core. for 50 years, i've been saying "smokey the bear." this is like finding out it's "cedric entertainer." [ laughter ] this year, we are all dressed up as bears. why, i have no idea. [ laughter ] our announcer lou is yogi bear. what's up, yogi? >> lou: hey, jimmy! >> jimmy: our band, cletones, are care bears. jeff is -- what are you, jeff in cheer bear. kaveh is bedtime bear. jonathan is share bear. toshi is goodluck bear. cleto? >> funshine. >> jimmy: funshine bear. cleto? >> cleto: tenderheart bear. >> jimmy: he's got a tender heart. guillermo? oh, guillermo. [ ch

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kristen bell, david shrigley, and music from noah kahan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you. very nice. welcome, welcome. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] thanks a whole lot. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on the happy taco tuesday, everybody. i have to say, when i was a kid, thanksgiving was my least-favorite holiday because there were no presents. but now i love thanksgiving because there are no presents. [ laughter ] it's just cooking and eating and football and drinking. it's like being guillermo for a day. >> guillermo: yeah! [ cheers. ] >> jimmy: chicken for thanksgiving instead of turkey? >> guillermo: yes, we love chicken. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: this year, i'm vaping the turkey. [ laughter ] smoking was too much work. the bad thanksgiving news is, everybody's sick. three viruses are on t

ama: have a g >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from "black panther: wakanda forever" -- lupita nyong'o, danai gurira, letitia wright. plus simon le bon. and music from duran duran. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm the host of the show. please relax. thanks for coming, for watching. you picked a good one to be here. we've assembled a super duper sow tonight. duran duran is with us tonight. all the way from wakanda, the black panther cast is with us. the movie premiere is across the theater from us tonight. thgs this is one of the few times of the year, people dressed as superheroes are not high on meth. not only is it "black panther" day, it's national pumpkin day. meth. not only is it "black panther" day, it's national pumpkin day. i thought this was interesting. a grower in minnesota grew the largest pumpkin, 2,560 pounds, it was the size of a dumpster. and dumpster-sized pumpkin grew up to be the president of the united states. speaking of gourds. kan

late-night talk show host jimmy kimmel has been named emcee of a 95th cause car ceremony on march 12thimmel hosted the awards show back in 2017 and 2018 and he jokes being invited to the oscars for a third time is either a great honor or a trap. >>> some very stern and serious words at a major global climate change conference, and big changes are coming to airbnb. dan liebermann has today's money watch report. >> reporter: stocks rose monday in a broad rally ahead of today's midterm elections an inflation data later this week. the markets shrugged off a supply issue with app el. the dow gained 39, the s&p was up 36. >>> american consumers borrowed another $25 billion in september, according to new federal reserve data. the higher cost led people to put more on their credit cards and take out other loans. economists were anticipating $30 billion of monthly growth. >>> the united nations secretary-general is warning the world is on a, quote, highway to hell, telling dozens of world leaders at a climate conference in egypt to cooperate or perish. he singled out china and the united states

or a trap kimmel's wife and co-head writer of the jimmy kimmel live. molly will serve as executive producer of the oscars this year. you can watch the 95th academy awards on march 12 twenty-twenty 3 coming up next on kron. 4 news at 8 try to ease concerns about election security. california secretary of state explains. >> why interference should not be an issue. >> plus, more rain coming to the bay area. that means more snow in the sierra meteorologist lawrence karnow is tracking the system. sidor moving across california and still waiting on that inflation relief check. we're going to tell you when you can ll, we fell in ve through gaming. t now the internet lags and throws the whole thing off. en did you first scover this lag? signed us up for mobile home internet. h! t, we found other interests. guess we have. oth] nch! t's go! oh yeah! 's not the same. wh could you do to lve the problem? could get xfinity? at's actually super ult of you to suggest. can't wawa to squad up. love it when u talk nerdy to me. y, guys, guys, 're still in session. d i don

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! and the multiverse of midterm madness!onway, and music from breland. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. gracias. cleto. very nice. hello, my fellow americans. i'm jimmy. thank you for joining us for election night. our award-winning coverage starts now. we are live from our

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!, david shrigley, and music from noah kahan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you. very nice. welcome, welcome. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] thanks a whole lot. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on the happy taco tuesday,

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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. very nice. jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. before we go even a moment further, i want to wish a very happy birthday to