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>> we talked to johnny knoxville. "jackass."amera man asked him -- >> in your eyes who is the greatest daredevil? >> i am nowhere near evel knievel. >> the stunt a little while ago where he imitated evel knievel where he back flipped a otorbike and tore his urethra. >> oh! >> that is next level not funny. >> can we not talk about this? >> in australia last week there as a medical case where -- someone put up a knife up their you a reith are a for sexual pleasure. you can see the x-ray. >> no. it was a fork. fork in the wiener hole. > it was a pipe cleaner. >> oh, my god! he pulled the photo up. >> stop right now! ok. one more and you get suspended. >> i get to go home? >> without pay. >> i'm a big fan, man. take care. >> coming up -- >> kylie jenner sweet 16. this past weekend, they got insane party gifts, gift bags. i thought the weird thing was duct tape. >> plus -- >> ariana brooks may or may not be broken up with jai brooks. >> is it ariana grande? >> she is a new dish at taco bell.bell. >> coming up -- >> we have ray romano

and they headed for knoxville 200 miles away. the only way they could make it was to get help from the kind of people who might be sympathetic to escaped yankee prisoners in north carolina. who would that be? well, slaves. so they would walk all night heading north, they hoped, and walk all night, and when dawn was coming, they would look around for a slave cabin. so let me read a little bit about that. .. realized he lost his hat but there was no time to look for it. they needed to set out in search of someone who might feed them. ten minutes later they came upon another slave cabin. when the old man who lived there heard there were yankees he said he would be happy to feed them. he invited them into the cabin and introduced them to his wife and daughter. then he went outside and killed two chickens. he stayed outside on guard while the women cooked of birds in yankees settled near the fire there wet clothes steaming. looking around at the little cabin richardson realized it was the first private house he had entered in 20 month

we got johnny knoxville. leaving swingers.ou know, "jack ass." >> i would not want to live here if there were no mexicans. >> no burritos, man.>> about bl people? >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> we would make fun or armenians more if swecked see through the hair on their face. [laughter] >> oh, my god. >> and now -- rihanna someone be jamming, man. we have no idea what we just said. we got rihanna. where they celebrate their winter harvest. it is a big carnival thing. she gets all dressed up sexy and hot. parties. >> rihanna was killing it in barbados. just like this video from the same festival two years ago. >> on the street, on all fours. ass shaking in the air. her friends all backing up behind her. the whole thing. receiver are these locals that she goes back and cease? >> they are locals that she with. and then there are people running around. she is very down to earth there. totally open to everyone. >> except maybe this guy. >> howe carnivals in these countries is naked chicks. >> oh, it is not t sure, ba

it's saturday, and in iowa that means sprint car racing at knoxville raceway., but don't be fooled. the average sprint car can reach speeds of up to 140 miles per hour. it's a family tradition that mike houseman has carried on for more than eight years. >> sprint cars are probably the most powerful dirt car there is. my dad raced for like 25 years. mainly here in knoxville. my brother races now. my cousin raced, my grandpa raced. so it's a big kind of family deal with us. >> but on this night, the family dynasty almost comes to a tragic end. >> i remember the start of the race, starting up front, i remember running a few laps under green, then battling with another car side by side. he kept getting closer and closer to me. >> the two drivers jockey back and forth for the lead until mike suddenly realizes something the wrong. >> one lap i didn't see him. i just felt a hard impact. the next thing i knew i was in the air. >> trouble. >> while i was in the air, i could feel my tank had ruptured. i started feeling the fuel dump on me. >> mike's sprint car lands righ

we have johnny knoxville. he's leaving swingers. >> you know jackass. >> what would l.a.e without mexicans. can you imagine? >> i couldn't imagine. i would not want to live here if it weren't for mexicans. >> how many burrito ba routios,! >> anything remotely close to about like black people or about jewish people. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> everybody makes fun of jews. >> we make fun of air manians more if we could see through the hair on their face. [laughter] >> thank you so much. >> oh, my god. >> appreciate it. >> coming up -- >> miley cyrus fiancee liam hemsworth together! >> no! >> we never see them together. >> i haven't seen them together in months. >> months. >> see that twirping stuff! >> plus -- >> oprah went zurich and they refused to show her a really expensive bag. >> oprah says, ok, thank you s u're probably right. i can't afford it. and walked out. then she bought the store. [laughter] >> by colgate optic white dual action. >> coming up -- >> lionel richie. >> lady gaga video of her meditating naked. >> he thinks about it for a second a

from knoxville, tennessee, right? yes, sir. you're in the construction business?yes, my brother john and i own our own small construction company. good for you. you a married man? yes, i am. my beautiful wife, jama, is here. and have two precious daughters. sophia is 15, and tess is 12. and when you do your singing, it's in church, usually. is that it? yeah, yeah. don't ask me now. [ laughter ] nice to have you here, joe. feikamoh massaquoi. did i get that pretty well? did i do all right with that? yeah. pretty good. from right here in los angeles. now, your heritage, your parents are from... parents are from sierra leone, west africa. i was born in philadelphia, but raised in houston, texas. oh, okay. now, it says you're an actor and a songwriter and a music guy. what is it you're pursuing? i'm actually an actor. i moved out here not too long ago, trying to make it in hollywood. it's going pretty well, actually. on the side, i like to write songs and arrange music. well, good. but you wouldn't mind winning a little money here. oh, no. that'd be great. okay. all r

>> we talked to johnny knoxville. "jackass." >> in your eyes who is the greatest daredevil?> i am nowhere near evel knievel. >> he tried to back flip a urethra. and tore his >> oh! >> that is next level not funny. >> can we not talk about this. >> in australia last week there was a medical case where -- >> oh. >> cut their -- for sexual pleasure? you can see the x-ray. >> no. it was a fork. fork in the wiener mole. > it was a pipe cleaner. -- >> there was a fork in the wiener hole. >> it was a pipe cleaner. >> oh, my god, he put the photo up. >> stop right now! ok. one more and you get suspended. >> i get to go home? >> without pay. >> i'm a big fan, man. take care. >> coming up -- >> kylie jenner sweet 16. they have insane party gifts. i thought the weird thing was duct tape. >> if you come back from the bar, tie the girl up. >> plus -- >> arianna brooks may or may not be broken up. >> is it ariana graunda? >> she is a new dish at taco bell. >> coming up -- >> we have ray romano. >> what's more annoying, people litter or recycling? > a >> 2013 had seen many milestones. the

tonight -- johnny knoxville, from "percy jackson -- sea of monsters," logan lerman, and music from queens of the stone age and now, that reminds me, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. >> jimmy: thank you for

tomorrow night johnny knoxville, logan lerman and music from queens of the stone age.s, "nightline" is next. good night. >>> tonight on "nightline." we're on the road to adventure with undercover travel reporter going to extremes to help you avoid the tourist trap. and find the hidden gems. in search of the perfect holiday. and speaking of great vacations, there is camping and then there is glamping, for those who care less about the creatures and care more about being pampered. >>> and the oscar goes to ellen degeneres. move over, the boys are on the naughty list. and nice is >>> from new york city, this is "nightline." with cynthia mcfadden. >>> good evening, and thank you for joining us. ever notice how we never seem to get as many weeks of vacation as we feel we need? so when you do take those precious days it had better be for something special, right? if you have ever arrived at a hotel room that has not been cleaned, or an attraction that has not been seen since, this is for you. for those that snagged that dream vacation they're taking us along for the ride. he

. >> jimmy: i want to thank johnny knoxville, logan lerman. apologies to matt damon.of time. tomorrow night, selena gomez, ben stein and music from palma violets. thank you for watching. "nightline" is next. stay up, good night. >>> tonight, on "nightline." the last stand, only 72 hours left and the clock is ticking. it is mississippi's only abortion clinic. tensions are high between the people inside trying to save it. and the protesters outside trying to shut it down. >> there are babies being killed inside of this pink building. >> on the line, a christian doctor with a controversial answer to the question, how many abortions will he do on any one woman? >> how many abortions? as many as necessary. >> we're there as the decision comes in, the battle rages on. and they both think god is on their side. with the clinic on life support, which side wins? >> this special edition of "nightline," the last stan >>> this is a special edition of "nightline." the last stand, whose side is god on? >> good evening, i'm cynthia mcfadden. thank you for joining us, tonight we look

tomorrow night johnny knoxville, logan lerman and music from queens of the stone age. us, "nightline" is next. good night. >>> tonight on "nightline," dangerous games. hits like this, and this. and this. have helped to make the nfl a multi billion dollar entertainment brand. but tonight, a deal like this and players paying the ultimate price. the settlement may have saved the league, but at what cost to the players? >>> she was married to a man hated by countless americans who they have never met. and tonight, a conversation with george zimmerman's wife to talk justice, marriage, and mistakes. >> i have made mistakes, and i want to own them right now. >>> and we're on the front lines of the fast food fight with workers striking and big chains competing in our ever-growing super size nation. >>> keep it right here, america, super size nation. >>> keep it right here, america, "nightline" is unbelievable. shhhhh! in our day, we didn't have u-verse high speed internet. yeah, our babysitter didn't have a million ways to serve mom up on a silver platter. we had to count shee

. >> reporter: joshua just moved to knoxville, tennessee from spain, where his parents were missionariesaid he was excited to discover evidence of the flood so close to home. >> there is so much evidence that what the bible says actually really happened. there is so much more evidence than any other theories. and that is just so cool. of course we can't know everything. we have to have faith, but it is great to know, too, there is also much evidence that the bible is true so that we can have more confidence in god and trust in him more. >> reporter: while this small group of adventuresome christians are here in the great smoky mountains exploring the book of genesis, there is a much larger group in tennessee for the mega conference. some 1500 christians from across the nation gathered at the seville center to hear people speak. believers like james jones the second of atlanta georgia attended. >> i like the way they answered the questions. >> reporter: jones, who works with inner city youth says he needs all of the tools he can get to defend the gospel. >> it really helps a lot when you'

[laughter] >> johnny knoxville, the stunt where he tore his urethra. >> sexual pleasure. >> oh, my god! he pulled the photo up. >> ok. one more and you get suspended. >> i get to go home? captioned by the national captioning institute ---www.ncicap.org--- >> it was announcement no one saw coming. >> i'm gay! >> fred is gay! >> i have no idea who he is. >> what? fred, the iconic youtube/ entertains children and annoys everyone else. >> ♪ everyone call 911 >> yes, because we may shoot ourselves. >> 68 million views. so yesterday he was doing one of his videos and someone from twitter asked him straight up if he's gay. >> lucas along with jennifer biel shocked the world. >> gay. >> i'm gay! >> that was awesome. >> awesomely unexpected, fred was in love with judy. >> that's judy. she's my girlfriend. >> and now he's gay. here were the signs? ok. other signs? >> he was trying to bang judy. >> he carries around a pomeranian. >> he's like, everyone is asking if i'm gay. >> you can't judge people how he speaks. look at rick taylor, richard simmons and >> whatever she can get. >> all lady kille

well, i woke up in knoxville, i'm supposed to be sleeping in belgium and here i am in new york waitingletini. so i guess i'm just not sure. my daddy was from tennessee. you're kidding. where? oh, just a little town. it was actually named after our family. you're not gonna make me guess, are you? - uh, bofferd. - get outta here. - what? - is this some kind of joke? no, not at all. i used to go fishing in bofferd. i grew up in darnum, next county over! well, that's my name-- bofferd-- barbara bofferd. here, look. have a look. damn! well, it's nice to meet you, barbara. i'm jimmy tierney. hmm. you don't seem like a jimmy. well, actually it's james. - ( cell phone ringing ) - actually, it's dr. tierney. would you excuse me? yeah. did you get them? ugh, nobody there can help me out? what, and wait at the airport all night? - bartender: it's $26. - no no no no, it's not your fault. okay, yeah. thanks. travel problem? yep. i'm a pediatric cardiologist. we're opening a clinic in ethiopia. my team's over there waiting for me. i was supposed to fly to brussels and then on to nairobi, but my tick

the dragon from the knoxville zoo weighs 5 pounds but is expected to grow to weigh 150 pounds. ribbon-cutting for the new exhibit is at 11:00. >> they are cute. >> to another komodo dragon, maybe. >>> bay area sports fans arrested. what they are accused of doing. coming up. >> bay bridge alternatives. the first ferry leaving from the east bay in an hour. what you need to get a ride to san francisco. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, august 29th. i'm michelle griego. >>> boom, there, they are going to move into position and start grinding up some asphalts. >> the old bay bridge is closed for good and work is already under way. >> there are a couple of lucky people who will get a front row seat to all the action. they live and work on treasure island. but they can only come and go with a chp escort. >> there's a sense of excitement that all this work is about to finally pay off. >> for only the fifth time in its history, the bay bridge has been shut down entirely. >> the last official car that came across was a model a ford. >> reporter: demolition of the old bridge will take three years. meanwhile

. >> it arrives in the knoxville zoo. >> yes. >> like that. >> also, temperatures stay a toasty 85 degrees big daddy goes on display this weekend. i don't know if they named him or he named himself. it's very good. >> coming up a program launched to get more people on two wheels. coming up upside to the bay bridge closure and road traffic in the city and reservations at hottest restaurants may be easier. real impact of the businesses and a comparison of incan decemberent light bulbs versus shhhhh! in our day, we didn't have u-verse high speed internet. yeah, our babysitter didn't have a million ways to serve mom up on a silver platter. we had to count sheep to fall asleep. and i always worried that i was creating an overcrowded sheep farm. in my head... never looked like that farmer took proper care of those sheep. too much? a little. [ male announcer ] connect all your wi-fi-enabled devices with u-verse high speed internet. rethink possible. >>> at 8:00 it's the two hour season finale of "motive". >> san francisco san jose and three cities kicked off a new bike sharing program today. >>

. >> johnny knoxville, the stunt ere he tore his -- >> sexual pleasure. >> oh, my god! and you get suspended. >> i have to go home? [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> it was anoubsment no one saw coming. >> i'm gay! > fred is gay! >> i have no idea who he is. >> he entertains children and annoys everyone else. >> ♪ everyone call 911 >> yes, because we may shoot ourselves. >> 68 million views. so yesterday he was doing one of his videos and someone from twitter asked him straight up if he's gay. >> lucas along with jennifer biel shocked the world. >> gay. >> i'm gay! >> awesomely unexpected, fred was in love with judy. >> that's judy. she's my girlfriend. >> and now he's gay. where were the signs? other signs. >> he was trying to bang judy. >> he carries around a pom rainian. >> he's like, everyone is asking if i'm gay. >> you can't judge people how he speaks. >> whatever she can get. >> all lady killers. >> video, all the comments were like -- >> this was a surprise to whom? >> i didn't know he was in the closet? i guess that'

tomorrow night, our friend, johnny knoxville will be here, logan lerman will be with us, we'll have music my old pal ben stein will join us, and music from palma violets. our first guest is a gifted and award-winning man who probably isn't happy to be here tonight. he gave us "seinfeld" and "curb your enthusiasm" and now, the new movie "clear history" premiering august 10th on hbo please welcome larry david. [ cheers and applause ] >> are you kidding me? with that door? what the hell is that, huh? >> jimmy: i didn't know -- >> that is about the craziest -- >> jimmy: it is like a star trek reveal. >> god forbid i slipped, i could have gotten amputated. >> jimmy: we'll be more careful the next time. you were supposed to be here like a year ago, but i think you cancelled for some reason or another. >> yes, i did, i cancelled. do you have a problem with that? >> jimmy: i was disappointed, of course. >> well, that is nice for you to say that. >> jimmy: it is true, true. >> i have an explanation. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i'm going to tell you what happened. you like jimmy or jim or james? >>

from knoxville, iowa. she's never, ever colored her hair before and wears zero makeup. the day. let's hear her story. >> so nice. three generations here today. and what do you think of all of this for your mom? >> i think it's awesome. she's the best mom in the world. she brought us here for the trip to new york and she deserves it. >> are you crying already or are you just freezing? >> no, i am. i'm just -- >> tell me why you're crying. >> well, i don't know. for her saying such a nice thing to me. >> well, we're going to pamper you for three hours and make you look even more beautiful. what do you think? >> that'll be great. >> aw. >> same thing. she's going to be a wow. >> gorgeous. absolutely. she's here with her daughters lisa and kelly and granddaughter hannah. let's take one last look at beverly before and bring out the beautiful beverly jones. >> oh, wow! oh, yeah. all right ladies. take off your blindfolds. >> this one over here. >> are you ready to see? turn around please, beverly. >> wow. >> it's different. >> it is different but you look sassy and beautiful.

later this week selena gomez, johnny knoxville, ben stein, logan lerman and music from palma violet andtoo. did you hear that, tina?Ñi [ cheers and applause ] one of our audience members. she's looking at the monitor. tina? yes. folks, tina's lost her parakeet, and if you -- [ laughter ] i'm told it's yellow. tina, what's your parakeet's name? >> no name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no name? it's just a parakeet. so if you see it, bring it to us. we'll get it back to her. our first guest tonight is a remarkable man. after becoming the youngest doctor in american history, he broke away from medicine to become an emmy-winning actor and all-time leading awards show host. his new movie is called "the smurfs 2." it opens in theaters wednesday. please welcome neil patrick harris. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? [ cheers and applause ] we've got a fun group here tonight. there's a lot going on. >> i just saw tina shake her head and say i don't know who -- i don't know who that is. >> jimmy: she doesn't like it when the camera's on anyone other than her. right? >> right. >> jimmy: okay. she's

of making reasonably priced fiber available to everybody so as result businesses are moving from knoxville to chattanooga and they are very excited. every part of chattanooga's excited because they are getting reasonably priced internet access. >> host: how to the cable companies feel about that? >> guest: they have fought tooth and nail. actually more than 19 states in america is either legal -- illegal or difficult or cities to do this because the existing operators that cable and telephone companies go to the statehouses and say city shouldn't be allowed to compete with us is how they put put it and they tried to make it difficult for cities to do this. we have seen that pattern over and over and i'm hopeful that in the next few years some of those laws will be rolled back because it really doesn't make sense to remove the power of self-determination. >> host: what is the logic for it all? clearly is bad for american consumers do not have a choice of cable or fiber. is it purely the power of the body or is it the business argument that they have to invest in their network? is that what

the naming ceremony for this dragon from the knoxville zoo will start at 11:00 a.m. to celebrate the young dragon's public debut, the zoo will host a komodo carnival. >> i say carl, carl the komodo. >> still ahead, the latest on the chemical weapons investigation going on in syria, what president obama is saying about a possible military strike and why some in washington are saying it might not be enough. >>> we're certainly keeping an eye on the bay bridge construction project this morning. this is the toll plaza usually we see backed up. just backed up up with construction crews as they try to get things under way to work on the new eastern span. mike has a live traffic update 5 >>> construction crews working throughout the night on the bay bridge as they realign the toll plaza for the new eastern span. we are watching your commute alternatives. >>> plus president obama talks syria. what he's saying about a possible military strike next. >>> here we go. a live look at the new york stock exchange. the guys from wells fargo. better-than-expected news may help counter

urgently, what happens, they were circling around knoxville waiting for the money to be gathered by southern airways which had a hard time getting the money. eventually they get $2 million a log the back of $2 million on the plane. $2 million with 150 pounds. so these three minutes need so these three minutes need money so these three minutes need money and they're like it's $10 million, it's got to be. so fortunate it didn't bother to county. if they would realize they've been shorted by $8 million, who knows what would've happened? it end up going into cuba and their imprisoned and things don't end well for them. but after that, shortly afterwards you have an executive order by the nixon administration saying that we have to start screening everybody. that commences on january 5, 1973, the first of all passengers had to walk-through metal detector's and have their bags searched. it's funny because right away, hijackings plummeted to like his hero. the airlines resisted her so long because, people embraced it. people were so afraid of what hijacking become at that point and they saw in the

. >> johnny knoxville, the stunt ere he tore his -- >> sexual pleasure. >> oh, my god!ok. one more and you get suspended. >> i have to go home? [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> it was anoubsment no one saw coming. >> i'm gay! > fred is gay! >> i have no idea who he is. >> he entertains children and annoys everyone else. >> ♪ everyone call 911 >> yes, because we may shoot ourselves. >> 68 million views. so yesterday he was doing one of his videos and someone from twitter asked him straight up if he's gay. >> lucas along with jennifer biel shocked the world. >> gay. >> i'm gay! >> awesomely unexpected, fred was in love with judy. >> that's judy. she's my girlfriend. >> and now he's gay. where were the signs? other signs. >> he was trying to bang judy. >> he carries around a pom rainian. >> he's like, everyone is asking if i'm gay. >> you can't judge people how he speaks. >> whatever she can get. >> all lady killers. >> video, all the comments were like -- >> this was a surprise to whom? >> i didn't know he was in the closet? i

of making reasonably priced fiber available to everybody so as a result business are moving from knoxville to chat megaand they are very excited. they are getting reasonably priced internet access. >> host: how do the cable companies feel about that? >> guest: they have fought tooth and nail and there's a lot of litigation about that and actually more than 19 states in america it's either legal or very difficult for cities to do this because the existing operators the cable companies and the telephone companies go to statehouses and say they shouldn't be allowed to compete with this is how they put it may try to make it difficult for cities. we see that pattern over and over and i'm hopeful that in the next few years some of those laws will be rolled back because it doesn't make sense. to remove that power self-determination. >> host: it's clearly bad for american consumers to not have the choices of cable or fiber. is it purely the power of -- or is there a business argument that they have to invest in the network? is that what it is? >> guest: there's a lot of traction for saying we are

from here is linda knoxville, tennessee, democratic line. hi.er: no wait time. ok. i want to make an argument false analogy argument that comes up all the time. edro made the same argument earlier in this segment saying we have cameras on the streets. really, what is the difference to have drones? thing?it the same kind of or companies are collecting data about us all the time. that the away care government is doing it? this is the counterarchitect. this is a bad example but it is upposed to have been said by left hand anyone in the 1920's hey had one of these huge military parades in most could you and somebody in the west ooked at the display of force and said yes, it is not the quantity that counts, it the quality. then lenin turned to him and aid smiling yes, but quantity quality all its own. meaning you get enough of omething it creates a qualitative difference that violates the false analogy. so, when the price of becomes small you get more surveillance. a drug surveillance you have to put two officers in a police car and follow the that is expensive. you use

host: here is maurice from knoxville, tennessee, go ahead. caller: thank you. applaud eric holder pause recent stance how standards are being applied to low level drug offenses. i think there is real injustice within the federal prison system. noce 1984, there has been parole in the prison system for 9000 offenders. paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to go through this prison system, including myself, many ofeated that way, them are first-time offenders. i don't hear anything about reinstating federal parole. can you talk about that? thinking thatust for whatever reason, republican presidents and democratic theidents do not exercise only unilateral power they have. in the constitution, there is one area they have total say over. they don't have to go to congress for anything. that is in the pardon, commutation. there are thousands and thousands of people they could help and send back into the communities, and to their families by using the pardon and the commutation authority that they have. it is just shocking that presidents don't do that. guest: the cal

we have johnny knoxville. he's leaving swingers. >> you know jackass. >> what would l.a.cans. can you imagine? >> i couldn't imagine. i would not want to live here if it weren't for mexicans. >> how many burritos. >> no burritos, man! >> anything remotely close to about like black people or about jewish people. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> everybody makes fun of jews. >> we make fun of armenians more if we could see through the hair on their face. [laughter] >> thank you so much. >> oh, my god. >> appreciate it. >> coming up -- >> miley cyrus and her fiancee liam hemsworth together! >> no! >> we gether. >> i haven't seen them together in months. >> months. >> see that twirping stuff! >> plus -- >> oprah went into a store in zurich and they refused to show her a really >> oprah says, ok, thank you so much. i can't afford it. and walked out. then she bought the store. [laughter] >> "tmz," brought to youy colgate optic white dual >> "tmz," brought to youy enlgate optic white dual you tell people -- okay, someone who you really are. you don't want to look l,

host: here is linda from knoxville, tennessee, democratic line. caller: hi. no wait time. ok. i want to make an argument against the false analogy argument that comes up all the time. pedro made the same argument earlier in this segment saying we have cameras on the streets. really, what is the difference to have drones? isn't it the same kind of thing? or companies are collecting data about us all the time. why should away care that the government is doing it? this is the counterarchitect. this is a bad example but it is supposed to have been said by left hand anyone in the 1920's they had one of these huge military parades in most could you and somebody in the west looked at the display of force and said yes, it is not the quantity that counts, it the quality. then lenin turned to him and said smiling yes, but quantity has a quality all its own. meaning you get enough of something it creates a qualitative difference that violates the false analogy. so, when the price of surveillance becomes small you get more surveillance. so, in a drug surveillance you have to put two offic

. >> here is maurice from knoxville, tennessee. and maurice, go ahead. >> thank you.yeah, i applaud eric's recent stance on how it's being applied to low-level drug offenders. the real injustice in the federal prison system since 1984 there is no parole in the prison system for non violent offenders. i think for the hundreds of thousands for the last years people who went through the system including myself, 85% of our time and being treated like violent offenders when simply we're non violent offenders and many first time non violent offenders. i don't hear about state and federal parole. can you address that, please. >> i think that i'm just thinking the caller was talking about for whatever reason republican presidents and democratic presidents don't exercise the only unilateral power they have. in the constitution there is one area they have total say over and they don't have to go to the congress for anything a. they just -- there are thousands and thousands of people thra they could help and send back in the communitys and the family by using the pardon authorit

host: here is linda from knoxville, tennessee, democratic line. caller: hi. time. ok. i want to make an argument against the false analogy argument that comes up all the time. pedro made the same argument earlier in this segment saying we have cameras on the streets. really, what is the difference to have drones? looked at the display of force and said yes, it is not the quantity that counts, it the quality. then lenin turned to him and said smiling yes, but quantity has a quality all its own. meaning you get enough of something it creates a qualitative difference that violates the false analogy. so, when the price of surveillance becomes small you get more surveillance. so, in a drug surveillance you have to put two officers in a police car and follow the suspect that is expensive. you use it for the most important things. when a service bureau is willing to give you 1,000 g.p.s. tracking devices and computers for $30 a month you get more surveillance. that is is wrong with drones. it will get cheaper and there will be more and in the end the qualitative difference yo

host: here is linda from knoxville, tennessee, democratic line. caller: hi. no wait time. ok.ant to make an argument against the false analogy argument that comes up all the time. pedro made the same argument earlier in this segment saying we have cameras on the streets. really, what is the difference to have drones? isn't it the same kind of thing? or companies are collecting data about us all the time. why should away care that the government is doing it? this is the counterarchitect. -- counterargument. this is a bad example but it is upposed to have been said by lenin that in the 1920's they had one of these huge military parades in most could you and somebody in the west looked at the display of force and said yes, it is not the quantity that counts, it the quality. then lenin turned to him and said smiling yes, but quantity has a quality all its own. meaning you get enough of something it creates a qualitative difference that violates the false analogy. so, when the price of surveillance becomes small you get more surveillance. so, in a drug surveillance you have to put

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