the lede. that's the first story. back backstreet's back, right, greg? >> why is that so funny? >> it is a great backstreet boy quote from an amazing song. >> i suppose there have some things to be found foam -- humorous in everything. they put the toil in toilet, but now they are about to be canned. bathroom uh tenants are about to be let go thanks to the business editor who released a column about how much he hates them at a restaurant. by the way, i went thereafter i got married. should i really give him a tip for providing a service i hate and i don't want and it takes exactly five seconds. should i support what is extortion by guilt? so the owner decided to get rid of his attendants. as his assistant told "red eye." they will be given another job in the company. sure they will, keith, sure they will. let's go live to "red eye"'s restaurant critic. >> guys, that was a raccoon eight tbraips. that was not -- raccoon eating grapes. that was not a critic. this is obviously another job killing example in obama's america. it is probably indirectly related to the obama-fication of

the lede. that's the first story. what gives? >> many things do. they take note of what kids wrote. the new york times report that more colleges colleges are peeking at the on-line presence of its applicants. according to research from kaplan test prep they have checked out social media pages, a 5point increase from last year. 30% have gleaned info on-line that has hurt an p applicants' chances. quote, often false and misleading content on-line is taken as fact. for more let's go to the youth and education correspondent. >> i don't know about you, andy, but that has to be the most adorable dog i have ever seen. >> all dogs should do that. >> but that is clearly the greatest dog i have ever seen. hi, day gnaw. >> it is not american though. >> really? why are you -- well that dog clearly was not an american. >> it is a scottish terrier. >> it is a westy. can you judge a person by their twitter feed. >> do you want to be judged by your tweeter feed, greg? >> that's what is happening, correct? >> that's right. i think these people that are doing the missions would be a deriliction of du

the lede. that's the first story. >> are dopes easier to snare with obamacare? women taking advantage of birth control in their insurance. it is day who gives a crap of. >> obama apacolypso gate. >> behind the insurance ad they are targeting the fairer sex. this is called susie and nate hot to trot. it says omg he's hot. let's hope he is as easy to get as the birth control. my health insurance covers the pill so all have i to worry about getting him between the covers. thanks obamacare. yes and thanks for the claw midyaw, obamacare. another ad shows a girl committed -- a girl excited to have birth control so she can have sex to a cardboard cut out of ryan gosling. >> i tell you. first gay marriage and now dog yow gay. this -- dog yoga. >> you look delightful. >> thank you. >> for obamacare to be successful you need all of these people to sign up for. it do the ads help? >> when automotive companies produce a car that explodes on impact they normally recall the car and stop the ads immediately. these people are continuing to try to sell us a car that we know will

. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> and now, 43 minutes of a battle. >> that's better than it was last night. it is a question all his fans are asking. did he choose to leave or was he fired? yes alec baldwin is gone from msnbc and there are conflicting reports a as to how it went down. hence -- msnbc just issued a statement saying, quote, this is a mutual parting. richard johnson who broke the news says baldwin was fired for a combination of his anti-gay slurs and his behavior toward co-workers. a source says baldwin pissed off staffers by demanding a make up room being used by a woman with cancer who had a sensitivity to hairspray. and when he was told it was impossible he allegedly screamed "i don't give an f" if she has cancer or not. i want that f-ing make up room. i edited myself. so not like him. you know who else does president like cameras? >> finally. >> sherrod was baldwin fired or was it a mutual decision? >> even if he was fired or he left, msnbc, he made off. >> we have only done two shows. he is probably getting paid for 12. >> one more than rob ford. he

the lede. that's the first story. >> i will give you this. you dress a lot better than normal. you look like a gay waiter lumber jack which is okay. you look like you should be working at a restaurant called flap jack. anyway. >> it is weird. i am working there tonight. >> i bet you are. for tips. was it asian inspired or racist entired? yes, katie perry performed the a sunday's american music awards in a full geisha get up prompting howls of protest. her outfit is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this racist? >> interesting. well, for her song, which i think is called screeching noise crap, perry mimics geishas which are japanese women trained to entertain men with conversation, dance and song. i did this in the 80s. she wore a caw mown know and dark eyes and red lips and a white face. yes, she went white faced. have a listen, listen havers. >> critics called the performance culturally insensitive saying, quote, if you don't think katie perry was racist, let me ask you, what if she performed in a black face? they say they are unconditional worshipers of their men and that is

the lede. that's the first story. greg, it is time to evacuate the dance floor. >> but first, so a lot of viewers wondered where the heck bill schulz went. he has decided to move on from the show. he has been a close friend of mine for 13 years and he has been a huge part of "red eye" since its inception and we wish him the best. now on to this stuff. >> awesome, pet news. >> it is a lot of scratch for two lucky cats. a tennessee man who died at the age of 79. he left his furry pals 250 grand and his 4,000 square foot home. the will should go toward the care of his unoblivious, stupid pets as well as the maintenance of his giant house. his five children told a reporter the family didn't want to talk about it. guess they were busy. meanwhile, in other awesome pet news, a colorado man was informed his dog, baxter, enrolled in obamacare. and finally, shane smith doesn't know how baxter was enrolled, but he did give baxter's name as a security question as part of the registration process. that's how he got obamacare. anyw

the lede. that's the first story. >> that's a good question. well, it is the decision that is tearing our country and perhaps the world apart. yes it is time for this. >> red eye debate, 2013. live from the red e center. joy this is the red eye -- >> this is the red eye debate center. >> sexiest man alive? or best jive? they picked adam levine as the sexiest man ever and it was met with hate all over the globe. >> that is their maroon 5 spring. and not just because the maroon 5 singer is a d-bag who makes terrible music. they noticed that levine's mug was another white face gracing the cuff. indeed since "people" magazine started awarding the title it has only gone to one man of color, denzel washington. apparently ty digs was not sexy enough or white enough. same with elba and malco. did i screw that name up? and michael b williams. why did levine win? i bet andy has answers to that and i did some research. ♪ >> no. that is disgusting. dean, are you an expert on all things sexy. you make adam levine look like a genital wart. it's true. it's tr

the lede. that's the first story. i didn't know you were my lucky charm. >> these jokes never end. should they replace his ruddy face? rob ford admitted to smoking crack. what is that? i have never heard of it. it was years ago in a drunken stupor. the toronto mayor was forced to come clean after police obtained a video, evidence of him getting high. >> do you smoke crack cocaine? >> exactly. yes i have smoked crack cocaine. but no -- do i? am i an addict? no. have i tried it? probably in one of my drunken stupors probably a year ago. >> why do you have to blame it on booze? >> later in the day he made another statement. >> to the residents of for -- of toronto i know i have let you down and i can't do anything else but apologize, and apologize and i'm so sorry. i know -- i know i have to regain your trust and your confidence. >> probably could have gotten through that with a little crack. anyway there was more. >> there is only one person to blame for this. that is myself. i know that admitting my mistake was the right thing to do. i feel like a thousand pounds have been lifted of

the lede. that's the first story. why did the bird suddenly appear every time you are near, greg? >> i don't know. the question worth pondering. the man called ford is out of his gord. a day after rob ford admitted to smoking crack, who hasn't? new video sur -- surfaced to prove that without a doubt this man is the most interest ing canadian that ever lived. this latest offering features the fired up freak talking about how he would violently kill on named dude. kill an unnamed dude. >> on a side note i will -- [bleep]. >> he is actually referring to allen thicke. he was not a fan of allen thicke's show or music. >> it was the undated tirade. >> i saw a video. it was extremely embarrassing. the whole world is going to see it. i don't have a problem with that, but it is extremely embarrassing. >> when you are in that state -- hope none of you ever or will ever be in that state. i was extremely, extremely inebriated. >> he is adore afnlt to be fair and balanced here 1* photographic evidence of the mayor showing a softer, more intro spec tiff side. ♪ >> he is going to eat that microp

the lede, that's the first story. >> she brought up race where it had no place. i speak of a delightful lady on "family feud" who gave quite possibly the greatest answer to a simple question. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this racist? >> if you have to ask. tonight in the most disturbing clip since pat sajak stabbed that woman on "wheel of fortune" we find out what is on a contestant's mind. >> ladies, here we go. the top six answers on the board. name something you know about zombies. >> black. >> they're black. >> i don't know if they are white. it's up there. >> you shut up, lady. >> the black zombies. >> they move slow. >> they move slow. >> all right. that was quite possibly the greatest moment in game show history, ra. i don't know. what is worse? she is assuming zombies or block or that other woman assuming zombies are slow. they are both derogatory in a way. >> i don't know if she knew this, but from the beginning of sin that you ma history zombies were based on zoo-doo -- voo-doo and witch doctors and "i walk with a zombie" and i don't think it

the lede. that's the first story. finally got my tattoo finished, greg. your face looks even better on my back. >> excellent. something to stare at. they threw ford overboard. toronto city council decided to strip away many of ford's power, cutting his budget 60% and leaving him with no legislative authority. but he can represent toronto at official functions so that's fun. on monday he spoke directly to his foes. >> this, folks, reminds me of when, and i was watching with my brear, when -- with my brother, when saddam attacked kuwait and president bush said i warn you, i rn what you, i warn you, do not. well, folks, if you think american-style politics is nazi, you guys have just attacked kuwait. >> he is amazing. at some point during the meeting the crowd in the gallery was yelling shame, shame, shame. i don't know why. ford seemingly charged toward a spectator and ran over a city councilor in the process. >> so we have some angry exchanges going on. the mayor just attacked somebody. that is another counselor. he ran at her and grabbed her. >> he moves

the lede. that's the first story. >> [inaudible]. >> how about hugs? >> it is a bad seen for your canine. veterinarians say a thing called dog shaming is harmful to the animals and underminds their dignity or dognity to use the clinical term. dog shaming is when owners post pictures with misbehaving pets. the secretary of the kennel club told the telegraph newspaper the dogs don't like having the mickey taken out of them. they take a mouse out of them? you won't mock your family like this so why your dog? they explained that the practice could cause, acute or chronic stress which can lead to depression and a soured relationship between animal and owner. you think we are kidding? take a look for yourself. >> sara mclaughlin is probably throwing up. half of the crimes like eating poop out of the kitty litter box, who hasn't done that? we are the only show who lead with this story. what does that tell you about america and "red eye" and the dog shaming craze in general? >> they have their heads in the stand. in the sand. you are ahead of the curve. i am j

the lede. that's the first story. >> thank you. i don't know what to talk about tonight. oh, how about this? should we nix and not fix? the president has put a hello kitty bandage on obamacare. he said insurance companies can offer health policies canceled under the law for another year. the grace period helps for mid-term elections, just a coincidence. is it legal? does it matter? am i drunk? the bottom lean, obama will keep working as hard as he can around the priorities the american people care about. >> i am just gonna keep on working as hard as i can around the priorities that the american people care about. >> just say what greg said. the president of america's health insurance plans had a more sober view of his quickie fix saying, quote, changing the rules after health plans have already met the requirements of the law could destabilize the market and result in higher premiums for consumers. boring but true. the white house has released a new encouraging ad or a new ad encouraging -- oh that's dyslexic. a new ad encouraging younger ostriches to enroll in obamacare.

the lede. that's the first story. man up, greg. >> all right. mount up. anyway, the head of lulu made a boo-boo. the billionaire founder of louisiana lemon. lululemon has issued a teary apology for making comments. the hugely successful workout wear company recalled 70% of their yoga pants after discovering you can see through them. that's a bad thing? last week when confronted about the disaster founder chip wilson blamed women's thighs and their tendency to touch the material. >> frankly some women's bodies just actually don't work for us. it is the rubbing of the thighs and how much pressure is there. >> finally somebody says what everybody has been thinking. the commentary sparked on-line outrage and he was criticized for fat shaming. so on friday he did what every guy has to do, posts this video. >> i would like to talk about the last few days of media that occurred around the bloomburg interview. i am sad. i am really sad for the repercussions of my actions. i am sad for the people of lululemon i care so much about that have had to face the brunt of

the lede. that's the first story. >> i'm all out of love. i'm so lost without you, greg. >> feeling the same. their perversity calls for diversity. the kentucky medical center, is there any other kind, called on all employees to complete diversity training after somebody came to a halloween party as president obama in a straight jacket. why does it have to be straight? the picture was passed around the office prompting the vp of human resources to send a company wide e-mail apologizing to anyone uh febded. offended. all staff was asked not to wear gender-based and ethnic halloween costumes. and two to the ballplayers at a san diego high school, is there any other kind, jesse, was forced to apologize after darkening their skin and dressing up as members of the jaw -- jamaican bobsled team. for even this year i went as a trampoline. check out my costumes. >> oh my god! trampoline. tox -- oh my god. >> hard to trick or treat when you are a trampoline especially when you have the momentum. >> was that filmed by the proclaimers? >> it was. i love