who deserved to get it was david letterman.tainment president warren littlefield still has a bruised ego about the way the network wavered in its support of him. >> when we found out leno was going to get "the tonight show," we were all obviously depressed. we felt like we were being punished for making fun of them and not cooperating and not being as collaborative as we could have been. and we also felt like we were being disrespected because we did 11 years of great shows. >> just how pissed off are you? >> by all rights, david letterman should have taken over for johnny carson, but his agent took a very, very aggressive stand. we're going to really control all of late night. it's going to cost you a fortune and they put our backs to the wall. >> i can only tell you it's been an honor and a privilege to come into your homes all these years and entertain you. i hope when i find something i want to do and i think you will like and come back, that you will be as gracious inviting me into your home as you have been. i bid you a v

>>-always letterman's dream to be the host of the tonight show.d letterman. >> most of usthought the person who deserved to get it with letterman. but jay le know got it. >> le know who rode his car into a motorcycle still has a bruised ego the way the network labored in its support for him. >> when we found out that le know was beginning to get "the tonight show" we were obviously distressed. we felt like we were being punished for making fun of them and not cooperating and being as collaborative as we could have been. and we also felt like we were being disrespected because we did 11 years of great shows. >> just how pissed off are you? >> by all right, davidlerman should have taken or for johnny carson but his agent took a very very aggressive stand. we're going to really control all of late night, it's going to cost you a fortune and they put our backs to the walsh. >> i can only tell it's been an honor and a privilege to come in your homes all these years. i hope i find something that i want to do and you like and you come baa and be as dpra

rob: we love the comedian david letterman. one of my favorite actors. >> it could be a presidential run, a filing to start a campaign committee calls run the rock 20/20. the paperwork was filed with the federal election commission on saturday, serious stuff. look at reaction to this. can you smell 2020? another tweet coming intel me this is a joke. i don't know if it is a right -- people -- >> imagine him at the g 20 summit, the most commanding figure. >> let's go to peter ducey to see what is on "fox and friends". >> we have the president's attorneys. and don junior in russia. house majority leader kevin mccarthy joins us. to the senate. laura ingram on all news of the day. doctor gorgon knows how the world works. a busy three hours, 12 minutes and 25 seconds on the channel you trust. "fox and friends" first returns in two minutes. dearthere's no other way to say this. it's over. i've found a permanent escape from monotony. together, we are perfectly balanced. our senses awake. our hearts racing as one. i know this is sudden,

>> by all rights, david letterman should have taken off for johnny carson.gn and they put our backs to the wall. >> i can only tell you it's been an honor and a privilege to come in your homes all these years and entertain you and i hope i fine something i want to do and that i hope you'll like and come back and be as grash inviting me into your home as you have been. i bid you a heart felt good night. >> ""the tonight show" without johnny carson as the regular host made itsdy bowie tonight. jay len know made his way from behind the curtain and filled shoes that was held by johnny. >> cbs nber nine. >> letterman did place a call to johnny carson asking for his device. and johnny said if it was me i would leave. i think that advice was really the lynch pin. litterman always took johnny's advice. >> the late night warriors are about to begin in earnest on television. david letterman headed for cbs. >> cbs lured hip over with a salary four times of jay len know and giving him the 11:30 slot. now as jay and david plan to go head to head late night t.v. will neve

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content for letterman. that's right. at least he's into it. he doesn't care that he kind of looks dumb. joe biden when he accepted the offer to become vice-president he told barack obama i'm not going to wear funny hats and you could see he's not wearing the funny hats. he's into it. i love it he doesn't care. he's not worr ied about how it's going to look. >> isn't it amazing how some of this ages after they leave office in. >> it's night and day because they're not expecting affecting the world. >> who was he hosting here in. >> this h was the miami heats. i don't know what this is on. >> not the best dribble. but that's not his fault. obviously not enough air in that basketball. >> a deflated ball, which only winners deflate sports balls. q. i was at the white house when president obama welcomed the new england patriots and obama tried to make some deflate gait jokes and they did not go over well. >> this is a look at the dress. she's out with a new song and brody, guess what the new song is called. >> n

senator al franken and long-time late night host david letterman are teaming up to take action against humor. the comedians co-starred in a new web series titled boiling the frog. the two talk ol tia politics an jokes. all six episodes are available on funnyordie.com. >> there's so many options, but great to see david letterman. >> he looks different. >> with a beard. many little girls dream of being a princess. if you're the daughter of the beckhams, that dream can come true. they celebrated their daughter harper's birthday. the newly 6-year-old was treated to an exclusive tea party with a group of friends. victoria beckham shared this photo of her daughter dressed as elsa from "frozen." >> that's a birthday she'll never tergt. >> they have to one up it. >>> still ahead, we'll show you what led to one woman's vacation tr hel lrl at an airbnb. comfortable you are in it. so find a venus smooth that contours to curves, flexes for comfort, and has a disposable made for you. skin smoothing venus razors. fromto the wobbling yogis.kers to the stationary race winners, we all need lean protein

let's turn to josh letterman from the associated press.e you. >> hi, shep. >> shepard: the part about restricting what the president is do, is this unusual, unique? >> it's very unique. it stems from concerns among really members of both parties in congress that president trump wants to pursue closer relations with russia and might be inclined to ease the sanctions put in place in the past. of course, the fact that there's a disconnect between congress and the white house on how they should go about these sanction and the future lifting of them doesn't matter to moscow. they know it will make life harder for them and that's why russia is responding, all right, you slapped us with sanctions, you closed our compounds, we're going to do the same thing from you. >> shepard: aside from those three things, were there other sanctions, ones that were particularly biting for them? >> there's been all kinds of economic sanctions on the russians not only over our concerns about cyber interference but also over the situation in ukraine and then this l

. >> oh, sadness, also ahead it, has been more than two years since comedian david letterman left the date show. we'll tell you about the items he's now donate interesting his career. >> then we will tell but plans for the cemetery that has some resident unhappy and has nothing to do with burrials. we'll be right back. >> interesting. but i know it won't be easy. how will i keep up with everyday expenses: rent, food, bus tickets? >> joe: hi. this is pennsylvania state treasurer joe torsella. our state treasury is proud to offer the pa able program, a savings plan for people with disabilities, including emily. open a pa able account today by visiting our website at paable.gov. >> emily: start saving to live independently today. >> duane the rock johnson has a new co-star, some of us know her really well. (movie clip). >> siri and the rock star, in what can be described as either a very short film or a very long commercial. it is called the rock and siri dominate the day. the action follows the duo as they par tate in globe spanning adventures. >> and, david letterman has donated more t

. >> serena was on david letterman back in 2013.itted herself that if she had to play against some of the guys on the tour, she wouldn't do that well. i believe andy murray was mentioned and i think back then, murray was a top 5 player. >> yeah, but she should have tweeted out to make mc animal era look bad, which i didn't understand. >> i have a feeling they're setting up a thing. >> yeah, but she would destroy him right now, i think. >> oh, absolutely. but i guess it's really good. 200 player in the world against serena. let's do that. >> all right. >> let's move on. a few days ago, this was funny from a golf tournament oversees. a mom's love for her son reached now heights or depths. his mother went in to retrieve a putter from a pond, only she didn't know the putter was broken. how big of an apology does this guy owe to his mom? >> somebody had to know the putter was broken. he broke on a previous hole. he was using the blade of his wedge to put for the rest of round. >> my question for you, how big of a violation is it that he

he was david letterman's sidekick and bandleader for 33 years.dness. woo-hoo! man, does it feel good to hear that song in this theater right now. >> oh, my goodness-- well-- ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: a song that you wrote. >> i did. i wrote the theme of the david letterman show and it was, you know, played every night for all those 33 years. >> stephen: yep. and you have taken that income out of the mouths of my children. ( laughter ) only kidding. we had a wonderful run. to be here, though, first of all, we're in my-- this was my area-- >> stephen: this is the first time you have been back here since dave's last night. >> i and my band were over here and david would be where jon is and everybody else. >> stephen: yeah. >> it's been reversed and it's like being on acid a little bit. >> stephen: well, good. >> in a good way. >> stephen: well, we flipped the stage because we wanted you on so much that we wanted you to feel welcome in the right stage pore the interview. >> back in my spot, yes. >> stephen: do you like what we've done with

. >> david letterman originally had a one-hour daytime show, and nbc, after like 13 weeks, decided tos vegas -- have these people been frisked? >> it was a dismal failure in terms of the ratings, but not in terms of introducing us to letterman. >> david, thank you for being with us tonight. >> thank you for having me. i appreciate it. >> in spite of all this nonsense that goes on in the background, stay with it, and don't give up. stay with us here in new york. >> dave is back in new york. you're going to host a late-night television program that premieres monday night. what are critics likely to say on tuesday morning? >> i don't much care because i found a way to deal with that, pills and whisky. >> david, you're on. proceed. >> i'm enjoying listening to you snort. >> they gave him the late-night show, after "the tonight show." and at the time, people thought who is going to watch television at 12:30 at night. who is up? i'll tell you who is up. young people. college people. >> i think this guy needs a little support, david letterman. >> he was anti-establishment at his core. he was

entertainment industry is do this week that's the fate of jayl jaylja jayl jayljay leno and david letterman don't care if you laugh i got the job no matter what. >> look they're getting more press than the president. so start up your remote controls. the late-night race is about to begin. >> jay was a brilliant stand up with the tradition of johnny with a big group of monologue writers that was mainly writing that show. he was writing the best topical joke anybody could write. >> democratic candidate bill clinton is troubled by the amount of sex portrayed on television saying it is a deeply personal matter between candidate and campaign volunteers. >> jay is more bob hope in the sense would say a punch line and 125 tap into exactly what happened that day. >> and of course the big story in hollywood is still the fugitive. but enough about michael jackson. >> jay make the joke the joke. dave wasoing the other side of jokes. he wanted the last he wanted. >> the last two jokes are the intel intellectual property of nbc. who would have thought the words intel intellectual prompt and nbc in the s

it took me 12 years to do letterman.ut the first time it was really g i don't know how people could continue on if your first time isn't good. the first time was good. the second time was good. not as good but good. i didn't have my first really bad time. i was about three or four months into it in chicago when i had my first like bad sound stage. >> rose: larry david told me. he had long -- he wasn't good the first time second time thursday time fourth time and finally started doing else. >> yes. he was very good at it. if i hadn't done well that first time i don't think i would have done it a second time. >> rose: here's the interesting thing. a lot of comedians at this table have loved comedy and are good at it but what i want to do is make movies. >> that's right. because for me it's true because i grew up watching movies more than stand up. i didn't really watch stand up until i was about 20 years old. >> rose: exhibit a for me is jordan peele. >> i love movies. i mean i loved horror and sci-fi movies and comedies.

> reporter: trump has also sent conflicting signals whether he's met putin before, telling david letterman2013. >> tough guy, i met him once. >> reporter: last year backtracking. >> i have no relationship with putin. i don't think i've met him. i don't think i've ever met him. >> reporter: friday he will get his chance with the whole world watching. the white house expects this meeting to be brief, that it is doubtful that russia's meddling in the election will be raised, this point a loser of a topic. gloria rivera, abc news, washington. >>> secretary of state rex tillerson is calling north korea's break through missile launch a new escalation of the threat to the u.s. and the rest of the world. in a defiant show of force, u.s. and south korean soldiers responded by firing deep-strike precision missiles into the south korean territorial waters. this comes as the u.s. military confirms that north korea did in fact launch an intercontinental ballistic missile that has the potential to reach alaska. and as abc's military analyst explains, it could possibly reach even further east. >> they di

. >> letterman having trump.ight king's blistering idea of removing the president. sophfia vergara's birth day bas. >> 45. yuuu. >> guess who just turned 36 with a caption "kiss my butt." "game of thrones" is back bigge. from jon snow's new uncounter with khaleessi. >> i'd like to see -- >> what? >> everything you never nigh about charlize theron. the one food she won't eat.

telling david letterman in 2013 -- >> he's a tough guy. i met him once. >> reporter: last year, backtracking -- >> i have no relationship with putin. i don't think i've ever met him. i never met him. i don't think i've ever met him. >> reporter: friday, he will get his chance, with the whole world watching. >> and gloria riviera joins us from washington tonight, and gloria, the meeting comes as the fbi investigates russia's meddling in an american election, but the white house is not planning to make that a focus of the discussion, correct? >> reporter: that is correct, tom. a senior administration official tells us the white house expects this meeting to be brief. that it is doubtful russia's meddling in the u.s. election will be a prominent focal point, that it would be viewed as a waste of time, and according to this official, a loser of a topic. >> thank you. >>> overseas now, the war against isis. after recent success against mosul, iraq, an advancement in raqqah, syria. the capital. arab and kurdish fighters have broken through the h

. >> letterman having trump. retired late night king's blistering idea of removing the president. inside sofia vergara's birth day bash.

. >> reporter: trump has also sent conflicting signals telling david letterman in 2015, and last yearking. >> i have no relationship with putin. i don't think i've ever met him. >> reporter: friday he will get his chance with the whole world watching. >>> one california community is promoting the plan to the sequoia national monument. among 27 nation wide that the president wants to appallish or shrink. more now. >> reporter: in the spring of 2000 then president bill clinton came to california to sign a proclamation establishing the giant sequoia national monument for the purpose of protecting majestic sucoy a groves and they say they've taken a hands off approach in the 3,000 acre plus monument. >> i don't think people understood that by doing nothing you can have a detrimental impact on the environment. >> reporter: now president trump has called for a review of 27 monumen monuments. they voted in favor of recommending the forest service remove dozens of dead or dying trees. cutting those trees would cut the size of the monument to 90,000 acres. >> we know what works. it's just the

neil: that was redone on david letterman, many people thought that was real, that was serious. you can tell us. >> a lot of happened between andy and i was real, in the fact, when i slapped and you did i on the david letterman show, trust me i slapped him as hard as i ever slapped anybody in my life. i knocked him out of the chair. when i gave him two moves, pile driver in the match, he wound up going to the hospital. he stayed three days in traction. neil: i thought there was really bad blood between you two. was there? >> well, it started out to be bad blood between the two of us before we got to know each other. as we started working together, having more matches and that sort of thing, more events together we did become friends. then later on in 2000 or 1999 we made the movie about andy's life with jim carrie playing andy kaufman. jim carrey and i had more bad blood than andy kaufman. when i slapped jim carrey during the movie sequence, it was one of those deals, he got up told the director, i hope you got that on one take because i can't do that again. neil: real quickly,

bush word david letterman. he is a larger repertoire. he speaks it when he wants to. what he could've said was black english. and yes, to be honest i've known both white and black people have thought there something wrong with the former president unfortunately switching between mainstream and black english. people think he's being phony. by people think he's only pretending then that it's condescending to audiences. i've talked with a black correspondent who said he should not talk that way in public at all. that's very interesting. no, he has a larger english and he uses black english with black people. he is by dialects. one more, acts. ask acts. let's face it, the question means black people need to stop that. it's wrong. no. black people use acts because acts as part of the other dialects. why do they say it's not because it's hard if your descendent to say. asked is used because it was the form of ask most often used by the sorts of people from great britain and ireland who black people worked alongside us slaves. so just like legions a very white people across

. >> you have watched letterman, you've watched leno, but what about larry? larry sanders, that is.t deconstructed the kind of show "the tonight show" was. >> pretend like you're talking to me. we're off the air. >> okay. blah, blah, blah, blah. >> the larry sanders show was kind of cathartic because in the world of the show there was a network. >> you want me to [ bleep ] your budget? that what you want me to do? >> it became this fun house mirror thing where you could use stuff from your misery, your career as fodder. >> don't take this as a threat but i killed a man like you in korea, hand-to-hand. my boy doesn't want to do any more commercials. >> larry sanders to me was, aside from being a brilliant television show. >> can you say, hey now. >> h now. >> it was my everyday life. >> i'm here for three good reasons. last show. big ratings. movie coming out. bim, bam, boom. >> "the larry sanders show" was very unique in that it was very deadpan. and really groundbreaking in its day. >> i think it made people really go, that's the level of work you may be able to do on a cable netwo

bark >> you have watched letterman, you've watched leno, but what about larry?ry shandling. >> garry shandling wanted to do a show that deconstructed the kind of show "the tonight show" was. >> pretend like you're talking to me. we're off the air. >> okay. blah, blah, blah, blah. >> the larry sanders show was kind of cathartic because in the world of the show there was a network. >> you want me to [ bleep ] your budget? that what you want me to do? >> it became this fun house mirror thing where you could use stuff from your misery, your career as fodder. >> don't take this as a threat but i killed a man like you in korea, hand-to-hand. my boy doesn't want to do any more commercials. >> larry sanders to me was, aside from being a brilliant television show. >> can you say, hey now. >> hey now. >> it was my everyday life. >> i'm here for three good reasons. last show. big ratings. movie coming out. bim, bam, boom. >> "the larry sanders show" was very unique in that it was very deadpan. and really groundbreaking in its day. >> i think it made people really go, that'

. >> i want to underscore that david letterman gave an incredible interview to the associated press. say yeah, dave. >> ozzy. >> robert mercer, a key trump supporter, has given his first contribution to a new york city candidate. it is for the republican. >> very diplomatic. ozzy, i put him on the spot there. nancy, catherine, thank you all for joining us. that's it for us here on "hardball." chris matthews will return to this chair monday night or the version of this chair in washington. rachel maddow show starts right now. >>> tonight this hour we've got somebody here for the interview that i'm very, very happy to have landed. he was the deputy director of the russia office at the state department for years. the senior director for russia at the national security council for years. he was the senior person at the pentagon on russia for years. he has stuff to tell us, and he is going to be here tonight for the interview. i'm really looking forward to that. but there is a bunch going on tonight tonight.

. >> you don't tune into letterman to see what's going on in the country today, you would have tunedo jay to see that, that's the big difference. comedy doing personality and a great joke teller. >> if you don't like what i have on now you can clutch around and say let me go back to jay. >> i found they both evolve their style. they came out of the carson thing and the first instinct was to kind of sort of do it like that, then their personalties emerged and they did their own verses. >> you need the structure, without it you don't have comedy. >> people like to know wat rules are then what to do with those rules. >> allow do you decide how to be different? >> make no mistake i will be fired from this job. i don't think you can invent anything all together new. angelena filed a divorce from brad pi brad bildted and -- they broke the story for the last 11 years. >> there are certain things i don't think are going to go away. people are always going to want to hear jokes about the news of the day. >> this is very exciting for me. i didn't really watch late night television before i sta

. >> david letterman originally had a one-hour daytime show, and nbc after, like, 13 weeks decided to las vegas. [ booing ] have these people been frisked? >> it was a dismal failure in terms of ratings, but not in terms of introducing us to letterman. >> david, thank you for being with us tonight. >> thank you very much. appreciate it. >> in spite of all this nonsense that goes around in the background, stay with it. don't give up. stay with us here in new york. >> dave is back in new york. you are going to post a late night television program that premiers monday night. what are critics likely to say tuesday morning? >> i don't much care because i found a way to deal with that. pills and whiskey. >>. >> just enjoying listening to you snort. >> they gave him the late night show after the tonight show, and at the time people thought who is going to watch television at 12:30 at night? who is up. i tell you who is up. young people wrrks college people. >> is it going well? i know this is the fist show, and this guy needs a little support. >> he was anti-establishment at his core. he was

and josh letterman foreign affairs reporter for the a.p. jack, you think we are ascribing to putin more ju-jitsu skills than he deserves. why is that. >> this is all self-aggrandizement. i worked with a lot of agents and i was one of the better trained agents. we were not supermen and we are not supermen. i couldn't help but laugh when i heard the stability that heal read mr. putin like an open book. everybody does. don't they? >> well, so what do you think from putin's standpoint then, what do you think he's trying to -- we've read he wants to have the compounds that president obama seized in the final days of his presidency as pub punishment for meddling in the u.s. elections. what does putin want out of the meeting with the united states? >> i don't think it's about any specific goals. it's more or less about when two dogs meet for the first time in a dog patch, they size each other up and who is going to be the top dog. i pretty much guarantee you that putin's advisers told him back at the kremlin, look, there is going to be a great mee

. >> a big decision that had the entertainment industry buzzing, that's jay leno and david letterman. show" without johnny carson as the regular host made its debut last night. jay leno emerged from behind the curtain. >> oh, i don't care if you laugh. i got the job. >> look at this. they are getting more press than the president. so start up your remote controls. a late night race is about to begin. >> jay was a brilliant standup. he continued the tradition of johnny. he add big group of monologue writers. that was the main writing on that show. he was writing the best topical jokes that anyone could write. >> bill clinton said he is also troubled with the amount of sex portrayed on television. clinton said where he comes from sex is a deeply personal matter between a candidate and his campaign volunteers. yeah. >> jay is more bob hope in the sense of instead of punch line, he would tap into exactly the best joke of whatever happened that day. >> and because the big story in hollywood is still the fugitive. all right. but enough about michael jackson. >> jay made the jokes the joke.

comedian david letterman gets political. saying about president trump. he's next. >> well, this is kind of extraordinary, we're up 145 points, record territory all the way around. this on the day when russia, russia, russia was supposed to be all the negative news you could possibly get and look what we've got, record territory. same story with facebook. that's at an all-time high. hit it earlier and now it's at lm that, i believe, is the all-time high. also, happening now, of little interest to the market, fbi director nominee, the hearing is going on. senator dianne feinstein õissuing an opening statement. mr. raye in the hot seat this if there's any fireworks you'll see them. now this, david letterman slammed president trump to the associated press. i'll give you the quote. if the guy, trump, was running a dairy queen he'd be gone. this guy couldn't work at the gap. why do we have to be victimized by his fecklessness and ignorance. liz peek. >> well, the answer is because he's our dually elected president and time that mo

you know letterman had this enormous battle which i wrote a book about. close attention to late night and other competitors say now we can get in the game for a cable channel or get in the game for fox or abc and other networks tried to do it. >> ten seconds or less, what's the difference of the nineties than today? >> it is a little bit more traditional then. >> bill carter, thank you very much for being with us. the nineties start sunday at 9:00 p.m. eastern and pacific. the special report, the most powerful man in the world followed the russia connection inside the attack on democracy. that's at 11:00. i am john berman, thanks so much for joining us for 360. stick around. the following ace cnnis a cnn'sl report. >> winston churchill, famously in russia. it is a mystery. prime minister churchill meets vladimir putin. >> he's very much of a leader. he's been a leader far more than our president has been a leader. >> he does not have a soul. >> vladimir putin is a thug and a murder and a killer. >> he's the richest man in the world. hundreds of millions o

. >> you don't tune into letterman to see what's going on in the country today.ou would have tuned into jay to see that. that's the big difference. comedy of character and personality and then a great joke teller. >> if you don't like who dave has on or who i have on, you can click around and go back to jay and say, here's something i might have missed. >> they both ee vofled their style. they came out of the carson thing and the first instinct is to do it like that and then their personalities emerged and they did their own version of it. >> the host plays with the structure but y need e struure. without it you don't have come. people like rules. >> how do you begin deciding how you're going to be different? >> make no mistake about it, i will be fired from this job. it's just a matter of how long it will take. i don't think you can invent anything all together. >> i'm sure you've heard angelina jolie filed for divorce from brad pitt and all the celebrity goss ip magazines are claiming victory. they broke this story. they broke the story every week for the last