lol. >> bob: i am not kidding. laugh out loud. >> eric: i can't tell you how many people driving in manhattan how many women put their makeup on with the mirrors down putting makeup on while driving. they are ugly, too. >> bob: if men weren't sexist we would haven't to do that. everything is your fault. >> bob: you have nothing to worry about. people stop at mcdonald's and driving in, trying to look good. my tease? okay. new year, "the five," by the way, we love you. watch us and we love you. we have a new segment for you. every day we'll do this. come on back. greg has something to say. you don't want to miss it. ♪ ♪ ♪ more and more folks are trying out snapshot from progressive. a totally different way to save on car insurance. the better you drive, the more you can save. no wonder snapshot's catching on. plug into the savings you deserve, with snapshot from progressive. ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: we like it. we've got a brand new segment for you on "the five." see if you like it. it's called one more thing. basically we'r

lol. my. luck for sanctions in the works for syria is the e.u. amounts of pressure on the regime but moscow promises to block any un move towards foreign intervention. that angry voice of romanians carries into a second week asked for testers rage against filing cuts taxes and deteriorating living standards. and sparks flying in the persian gulf the u.s. says it's ready for armed confrontation with iran the forces on standby in case to iran decides to shock you over of time.

lol even the first lady wasn't impressed. a grown man lol used it in a tweet. rick klein said, how did that one slip through, guy 1234*z hash tag, satu. is that his friend? i don't get that part. >> the liberal pay began god. i decided when i am mad at somebody i will add hash tag fail. obama hash tag giggling. hash tag diane. >> i thought it was when you are mad at someone. >> i will use it all the time. >>> obama's speech wasn't all milk jokes. he had a flare for staying fair. if only he had some kind of money taj to demonstrate the poise. >> fair share of taxes. fair share of taxes. investigating unfair -- the. >> the american values of fair play. everyone gets a fair shot, and everyone does their fair share. >> didn't even mention my favorite fair. you know who made a bigger statement on tuesday than obama? >> it's okay. >> here kitty. >> who cares 1234* you are a comedian or so you say. was the joke so bad it was good? was itment to be bad? >> the president should not be too witty. when they talk about regan, they talk about his wits, but his jokes were co

they say lol, laughing out loud. when we say lol, it means living on lipitor. the crowd. i'm killing it. all right. they say ttyl, meaning talk to you later. we say it and it means talk to you louder. hysterical. they say bff, best friends forever. we say it, best friend fainted. lmao, laughing my thing off, and we say it and mean laughing my dentures out. and always cgu for can't get up. that's it. it's now gone from friday. only the dirty ones are funny. >> you know what, i know, you're right. only the dirty ones. >> help me out, everybody. you want this stinking thing to continue, you have to help me. >> start sending in -- >> send stuff in. my poor friend the general only has so much time. >> really. >> yeah. >> all right, you guys. here's to friday. i don't know. >> yeah. >> we have a lot of great segments coming up. one about them is knowing your worth as an employee and being able to ask for a raise when you feel you deserve it. a lot of women have difficulty doing that. we'll hopefully give you some abcs on how to get your money. >> you have to go through a life-t

oficial william coleman del condado de maricopa asesinado el 8 de enero con el lema 'officer down' lol caido y el acrnimo de risa.. la pgina tambin amenaza al alguacil joe arpaio usando su foto y un anuncio que dice se busca y subraya la palabra muerto. eric goldman es un profesor de derecho en el instituto de alta tecnologa de la universidad de santa clara. s.o.t. eric goldman/profesor de derecho 1:10:00 courts struggle between drawing that line between first ammendment values and protecting against violence.. l dice que para las cortes es difcil trazar una linea entre los derechos otorgados por la primera enmienda de la constitucin y la proteccin en contra de la violencia.. en un comunicado escrito el alguacil arpaio dijo que la persona se excede cuando amenaza con un acto de violencia en contra de otra.. creemos que el creador de este sitio definitivament e se excedi.. el alguacil arpaio envi detectives a las oficinas centrales de google en mountain view para entregar una orden de cateo y tratar de rastrear al dueÑo de la pgina. s.o.t. goldman 1:49:00 but it may not want to be so fr

lol. this is claude. allen sitting on the edge over. its present. mixing reality it's nothingness. but if you enter this time. the mystery of supernatural will reach. shaman of siberia. further sanctions are being drawn up for the syrian regime with pressure mounting moscow pledges to put a stop to any un no more foreign intervention. from washington says it prepared for a military confrontation with iran if it defied such and keep oil rode out the waters of the persian gulf filled with warships also. demand their president step down as angry protests rally on into a second week in trade for the growing caught some and corruption.

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william coleman with the word officer down lol. this is an arizona deputy shot and killed in the line of duty last week. he made death threats to a sheriff as well. this picture said wanted dead with the word dead under lined. the sheriff responded saying "how can anyone insult my deputies to such a degree as the person responsible for this website." they use blog spot as a template and it's a google property. they are sending them to mountain view to serve search warrants to find out the person who runs the blog. >> it's not my kind of site. >> eric goldman said if not clear if it is a threat to the officers or if it's protected by free speech rights. >> struggling between first amendment values and protecting against violence. this is a close call. it's a situation where i can see whether the website constitutes a threat. >> the sheriff believes otherwise and said "but the line is crossed when a person threatens an act of violence against another. we believe the author of this website definitely crossed that line." he said he is

of one how the police do prisoners to get back to the gauche asian table and what do these words say lol. well korea has vowed to improve the economic life of its impoverished people rallied internal support for kim jong un in a new year's state but the country is entering a new era with a new leader firmly installed a supreme commander of the military and head of the ruling party this of course following his father's recent death however the quote great successor remains an enigma so what is more than often i looked at what we do know. the death of the north korean dictator has raised questions and hopes over whether the dictatorship one of the last in the world will follow or will this extremely close society remain isolated condit's new leader too so little is known about the lately to his great successor his third and youngest son kim turning is a bit of a dark course even his age remains a subject of speculation his thought to be twenty seven or twenty eight his new ascension to power increases the media hunger for information about him so his expensive education in switzerland said

the nomination of the libertarian party, because first of all, it guarantees him a spot on the bat lol. i talked to him last week why he jumped ship. you took a big step from a life long republican to the libertarian party. if you are looking at this and you're seeing here's a republican, you've been in the republican party, ran for governor twice, a republican, et cetera, couldn't get any traction in the presidential race so you switched to the libertarian party, this looks like a move that is more about opportunity than about principle. can you give me some look into your thought process? >> well, candy, i would argue just the opposite, that it is about the message, that it's about the agenda, that it isn't just ron paul that's delivering this agenda, this message, that it's me, too. i was excluded from 16 out of the 18 debates, i felt that that was really unfair and the exciting notion for me here is, is that if i'm the libertarian nominee, which is no done deal, but if i am, i'm on the ballot in all 50 states and it's an opportunity to continue to be able to talk about the agenda t

for christmas lol with athens now threatening to ditch the eurozone unless the e.u. and i.m.f. funneled more bailout cash into its collapsing economy. and the gyptian said back to polling stations for the third and final round of the parliamentary election the first vote there since president mubarak was toppled. one is a four with me kevin zero in fifteen minutes and then andrew scott the sport. hello there welcome to the sport and these are the headlines three uneasy managed to city beat liverpool perineal to race clear at the top of being leashed primarily . while title rivals manchester united have the chance to get level with a trip to newcastle. and basketball kings him off on the weekend after a fourteen month winning streak in russia's top flight. but first russia have reached the finals of the under twenty world ice hockey championship speaking hosts canada six five and a real thriller in calgary the russians had been six one up after a hard truth from you can you please not itself but the house then stormed back with four goals in five minutes in the final period to s

lol prices are way in on the ruble it's losing against both the dollar and the gear and the euro is you're treating against the u.s. car the say. i can go to get those figures updated in fifty five minutes get back with me for that and i'll have more business news as well join me. international observers in syria. awaiting further instruction from the arab league . in the capital. position already taking up the. program which is currently undergoing a un inspection. a complete ban. to the whole. greek debt still the center of the. protests and a general strike. we take the arctic circle to attorney village that has to withstand relentless sandstorms which mysteriously first appeared fifty years ago our special report attempts to solve the riddle. on his way to work every day. the homes of his neighbors.

lol prices are why in all the ruble it's losing against both the dollar and the gear and the euro is you're treating against the u.s. car the say. i can get those figures updated in fifty five minutes get back with me for that and i'll have more business news as well join them. top stories now top. international observers in syria kill time in the hotel awaiting further instruction from the arab league. continues around the capital. to host talks between the syrian government and the opposition already taking up. their stop supplying oil to some states in response to sanctions against its nuclear program which is currently undergoing a un inspection. suspending its debate on a complete ban of crude exports to the whole european union. with greek debt still the center of discussion meetings taking place against the symbolic backdrop of. protests and a general strike in. the meantime we take you on the arctic circle to a tiny village that has to withstand relentless sandstorms which mysteriously first appeared fifty years ago our special report attempts to solve the riddle. on his way

as far as we know but thanks to the supreme court they don't need to they can now buy our elections lol again majorities in congress and stage a much quieter coup the kind of coup the grover norquist seems to be calling for it's looks like the business plot has returned on. more on this on another side of this story in tonight's daily take. so why is it that of the time of extreme hardship for the majority of americans the forty nine million people in poverty and af of all americans belonging to the working poor it's the super rich who think they're the ones under attack it's the super which with multi-millionaire lobbyist like grover norquist who want to impeach the president over a tiny tax increase is the super rich who yell socialism when the president calls for an end oil subsidies or more regulations on wall street we seem to be living in a bizarre alternative universe universe where the super rich with the help of the republican party in a few we're democrats have become the true victims of the great bush depression so how did this come about joining me now is a man who's extensi

the euro's woes flare up again now for christmas lol with athens now threatening to ditch the eurozone unless the e.u. and i.m.f. bailout cash into its collapsing economy. and egyptians head back to polling stations for the third and final round of the parliamentary election the first vote since president mubarak was toppled in february last year. and a day developments in egypt and elsewhere in the arab world come into sharp focus next on this channel as we talk to professor of mideast politics jeremy salt. thank you jeremy for joining us here on r.t. and a pleasure as well as call put it when it comes to the middle east there west talks idealistically and acts brutally if it's true if you agree with this what should be done what can be done to prevent syria from fall than into these patterns look at what's been happening in the middle east and the policies the western governments have followed since the beginning of this year they have always had the the noble motive we're doing this for this very very good reason but we don't have to be terribly skeptical.

. >> lulz is like lol. >> gabriella coleman has been watching anonymous for years. >> for denote this is pleasure, humor, laughter. everything from something that is quite playful and harmless to engaging in a full-fledged trolling attack that are you milliates. >> operations or opes can be dramatic. in late 2010, a distributed denial of service attack took down the website of pay pal after the company cutoff support for the whistle blowers wiki leaks. >> people tend to get funds and truth in these dark times. >> 16 a nones were arrested by the fbi, charged with conspireing to intentionally damage pay pal's computers. >> this is a message from anonymous to the bay area rapid transit system. >> this summer anonymous attacked the san francisco area's public transportation system, bart. bart cut sele system within the system as a way of disrupting protest. anonymous's reaction was devastating and vicious. >> we will not issue any more warnings. >> op bart included the release of a naked photo of a senior bart employee. >> it makes you laugh sometimes and sometimes it makes you cringe or

if you were to describe prison life in a three-letter text, it devil would not be lol. it could be wtf. but that doesn't mean what you think it means. >> sorry mom. >> it stands for workouts, tattoos. >> i got a tattoo on my pants. >> the most painful one would be the one i got in the middle of my armpit. >> and food. >> [ bleep ] animals. >> i don't think a dog would eat that. >> this is the jungle. if you want to eat, you came to the wrong place. >> hey, yo, listen, it's going down just like this. >> you never know when it's going to pay to be the stronger man. >> you never know when you're going to get into a melee in here. there's no room for slouches. >> to survive behind bars, an inmate really has to display strength. over the years we've seen some imposing inmates who are either through lifting or exercise regimen, they look like they can throw you apart. other inmates survive through their intelligence or through their self-confidence because the bottom line is, you have to be strong to survive. you're either predator or prey. >> we've had plenty of inmates eage

lol. i need someone to pull it off. been trying for 20 minutes. >> the library of congress.t the hell happened to us? [ applause ] >> jimmy: she can't get her boot off? i need to know the ending of that story. there you go. kim kardashian is in a library finally. you know -- [ laughter ] we have a big day on january 2nd here at abc with the return of "the bachelor." bachelor ben who was rejected last season by the bachelorette gets to hand the roses out this time around. somehow "entertainment weekly" got hold of an early promo. there's actually nudity in this. i don't know if they stole it or what happened, but while i was not particularly excited about another season of "the bachelor," after seeing this, i am now. >> there's one girl here who is very different around you than she is around the rest of the girls. >> go [ bleep ] yourself. >> she knows the name of the game and she's manipulating everybody. >> where's courtney? >> i don't know. >> a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. i can't believe this is happening. >> i'm about to rock your world. >> no! >> game ove

in the line of during the last week as a hero and posted a photo with the slain cops with the words, lol. although free speech on the internet is protected the death threat may cross the line into criminal activity. google declined an interview but said, "like all law-abiding companies, we comply with valid legal process." cnet's executive editor molly wood says internet companies like google get frequent requests from law enforcement to help track down people suspected of crimes. >> you know, there really does have to be a legal reason for a law enforcement agency to request this information. and in fact the judge has to agree to grant a search warrant. they can't just come in and say i need records on a certain person. there has to be a standard of proof. >> reporter: it's not just police agencies. governments request a lot of information from the internet service providers. in fact, dana, the united states government is one of the biggest agencies that has been requesting the most information lately. in fact, going the reports on its website that -- goingle reports on its website that

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one is from beautiful mother of five who writes, i honestly don't think anything is wrong with it, lol i could fit in it i would wear it. a lot of you don't feel that way. the majority of our facebook viewers did not agree with her. clair clarissa says she'll really love living this down at her 20-year reunion or when her own daughter checks out mom's year book. what do men think? chris says, hey, way too racy for a high school picture or any girl of high school age. thanks to all of you who gave us your opinions on our facebook page. >> three valuable paintings including a picasso have been stolen from the national art gallery in greece. a museum guard reported the burglary early this morning when an alarm went off. it is believed the thieves got in by breaking a door on a back balcony. a 1939 picasso painting entitled "woman's head" was taken in the heist along with a 1905 oil painting of pete mondrian and a pen-and-ink sketch by a 16th century painter. the artwork is believed to be worth at least $7 million. >> wow. there is more to come on news 4 at 4 this afternoon. the father of

. >> lol can kill a person.>> reporter: professional test driver and instructor sarah robinson invited three teens to take me along. >> tell me the truth. do you ever text and drive? >> sometimes. i try not to as much as possible. but it happens. >> i try not to. every once in a while it will happen though. >> reporter: they breezed through the course without distractions. >> this one's tight, don't you think? >> reporter: then the students were instructed to text while maneuvering the car. >> text your mom and tell her you love her. >> oh! >> boo. >> how far are we in the text message? >> not at all. >> what's going on? okay. i think we have a cone with us. >> reporter: it was an eye-opening experience for the teens. >> you're not focusing on the road like you should be. if you're looking down and texting. >> definitely less control of the car, for sure. >> reporter: a lesson every parent hopes their teen will hear loud and clear. >> it's the difference between graduating high school and not. it's that dramatic

omg, is something i love to tweet, and the only part i did not say is lol, and if i had, it would have been good, too. >> thank you. so nice to have you on. get some rest. >> no rest for the weary. when you are young, you work. >> we will catch you in "the situation room" at 4:00. >> you know who going to join me? >> who? >> the two women from clinton county, our two good friends. >> they did not get much sleep either. >> you know what, they were lovely. >> good to see you. >> and a reminder that we are a few minutes away from hearing the president speak. he going to be speaking at shaker heights high school, and the president is going to talk about the economy and we will hear an election pitch in there as well and we will hear the comments just as soon as they get under way. senator john mccain is expected to formally endorse mitt romney in new hampshire and we will bring it to you when it happens. >>> a question first for the political junkies, what was the closest caucus race in history, and the operative words here are u.s. history and the answer may not be as obvious as you think

. >> "shar lol obsercharlotte obs are considering moving the democratic national convention in charlotteica stadium. why? because it can sell more sky boxes to wealthy supporters. there are 74,000 seats. there's also a little bit of room to sell more passes. democratic planners are reportedly struggling to come up with ways to meet the fund-raising goal of $36.6 million. remember when bank of america wanted to raise those fees and they ended up not doing it but folks said, we don't know if we want to choose this location or not. >> this is the way to raise the fees. >>> okay, i know that you probably followed a lot of the headlines from occupy waul streeters and mayor bloomberg said, no, you didn't, you can't be there and barricaded the place all up. look at the picture there. thank you "daily news." in new york, the barricades are down and the folks are coming on back. about 300 of them already have flooded back into the park. i don't know if it will be the same story it was before when they were all camped out, ating fabulous food and all the rest because there are strict rules that re

the nomination of the libertarian party, because first of all, it guarantees him a spot on the bat lol. i talked to him last week why he jumped ship. you took a big step from a life long republican to the libertarian party. if you are looking at this and you're seeing here's a republican, you've been in the republican party, ran for governor twice, a republican, et cetera, couldn't get any traction in the presidential race so you switched to the libertarian party, this looks like a move that is more about opportunity than about principle. can you give me some look into your thought process? >> well, candy, i would argue just the opposite, that it is about the message, that it's about the agenda, that it isn't just ron paul that's delivering this agenda, this message, that it's me, too. i was excluded from 16 out of the 18 debates, i felt that that was really unfair and the exciting notion for me here is, is that if i'm the libertarian nominee, which is no done deal, but if i am, i'm on the ballot in all 50 states and it's an opportunity to continue to be able to talk about the agenda t

we're going to follow the bat lols from that point as they make their way down to their holding place. we're going to travel along in a car behind the car that's carrying the ballots off to city haul and we have a really, really interesting and exclusive shot of where those ballots are deposits. our viewers won't want to miss it. that's coming up. >> polls are closed in manchester in the polling station where you are. soledad, the polls are still open there. they're not going to close until the top of the hour, right? >> absolutely right. about 40 minutes left until the polls close here. we're at the amherst street elementary school in the gym, ward three and what happens is people come in here and they do as they always do. they come and register. you can register here. if you're not a registered voter, you have to check in there. they have about 100 people who have signed up because they're not registered voters. once you get registered here, you get a ballot. this is a republican ballot. there are 30 people on this ballot. they send you over to one of these little booths, which is

. >> his response was lol. >> and so here is donald, you know?ind of finish does huntsman have to have to make a run at south carolina? what does he have to do tonight? i think that's big variable in all of this. this is a guy that has spent a ton of time and money, he has bet the farm of new hampshire. if he doesn't pip nish in the top three, you know, not going to finish first but second or third, going to have to be a good number for him to continue on. >> i, for one, do not count ron paul. i just don't count him. he is a renegade lib tear yap who should not be counted in republican returns, he is just this joke that is sittingç the, a statistical screw up the middle of the puddle. so second, i don't know what he is going to do polling at second, third. so to me, it is what is huntman, the size of his vote, is he third, is he fourth, maybe he is fourth because of paul. absolutely in the second, third zone there somewhere. >> chris in manchester, you want to jump in here? >> lawrence, completely about his electability anything ever again. i do