bloopy, bad judgement and loopy.ger keeps inventing new problems, so we invented snickers® crisper. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." now, obamacare isn't the only thing the new congress is fighting about. looks like there will be even less cooperation on the filling of the supreme court. remember how republicans blocked obama's nominee for ten months? well, now it looks like democrats are about to return the favor. >> we are not going to settle on a supreme court nominee. if they don't appoint someone who's really good, we're going to oppose them tooth and nail. >> mitch mcconnell firing back at senator schumer for threatening to block president-elect trump's pick for the vacancy in the supreme court. >> democrats want revenge because they feel badly about how the republicans treated them regarding merrick garland. >> trevor: whoa, revenge for merrick garland, sounds like the worst kung fu movie plot ever. hmm -- you blocked my supreme court nominee ten years, now i will block you! hmm, ha! donkey attack!

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