we are here with diane macedo. she is so adorable that hello kitty has a diane macedo wrist watch. and she is so hot she is often mistaken for a brushfire. it is brooke goldstein, founder of the children's right institute -- i don't know what that is -- and director of the law fare project. well done. he is living on borrowed time and mounds of old paint chips, it is my sidekick, bill shultz. and he is witty and charming, but enough about wayne brady. it is joe derosa. his comedy central album "the depression oxygen" is available. you look really, really uncomfortable. and his lefty thinking is why he is shrinking. good to see you, pinch. >> sorry, greg. i'm still tired after doing press for the brilliant documentary, page one in the "new york times." i presented a guess while walking the red carpet. unfortunately i cannot walk. just sort of sat there. missed the first hour of the film as a result. very sad. >> wow. >> wow indeed. >> it wasn't much of a story. >> when was a documentary on you ever made? oh it wasn't. go "new york times." yea! here i am. >> you are done. >> you are

we'll look at diane macedo's new book. and what is more metal than metal 1234* spoiler alert, it is not, not bill shultz. >>> do you thrash because bill shultz is about to get as thrashy as you can get, or am i thinking of rashy? we sent the waste off to interview the hardest rocking band in show business. actually they are called big business. they have a new album in the form of quadruple single ep and it is a new disease in the shape of whatever bill no doubt infected them with. >> ♪ i never want to hear you say ♪ ♪ i want it that way hi i am here at the east village crocodile lounge, a hard rockin bar where a hard rockin band called big business is here to talk to me about all things metal which is great because i'm a little metal myself. i'm also a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. >> ♪ you take the east i will take the west ♪ joe cody i play the -- >> cody i play the drums. >> joe i play the base. >> bill shultz, groupie. >> i want to give uh couple scenarios where i think are metal and maybe not som