majewski.ing about his military record, he is trailing his opponent, marcy kaptur, by a lot. and is now hoping for a hail mary from none other than the mypillow man, mike lindell. >> and now an important message from mike lindell. >> oh, okay, i'll have the eggshell omelette with gravy. oh, and a slice of wet toast. oh, and no plate. thanks, hon. hi, there. it's me, mike lindell. you know me from all the pillows and crack. [ laughter ] with the election coming up this november, there's only one fellow who can save ohio from the lesbians, that's junior majewski. he ain't no ma-jew, he's a fighter. not in combat, he lied about that. if he got drunk, he'd punch a hole in the drywall, that's real tough. it would be a big hole, too. he's got a big, meaty fist like a danola ham. he works in a nuclear plant, which means he's radioactive like that chinese dragon fellow god-zillow. mainstream media want you to think junior's a big, fat liar on account of him making up a story to hide he ain't in the air