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it says matt [ bleep ] damon. it says. >> matt, they told me that you're hosting the show tonight and i think that is just awesome. i'm not really sure why, or where jimmy is, but what can i say? your sunny face kisses the world. is that weird? i feel like that might be a little weird. don't say that. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, welcome back! welcome back. if you're just joining us, i have taken control of this show tonight. normally, this program is hosted by that. [ laughter ] tonight it's being hosted by this. [ cheers and applause ] well, look, this seems like a good opportunity to explain the origin of all the hatred and bitterness between me and jimmy kimmel. i think it's time people finally know the truth. jimmy bumps me from his show every night because jimmy always wanted to be an actor. and unfortunately for him -- [ laughter ] i beat him out for every role that he ever truly wanted. jimmy has auditioned for every movie i've ever been in. that's true. every single one of them. and how many did
it says matt [ bleep ] damon. it says. >> matt, they told me that you're hosting the show tonight and i think that is just awesome. i'm not really sure why, or where jimmy is, but what can i say? your sunny face kisses the world. is that weird? i feel like that might be a little weird. don't say that. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, welcome back! welcome back. if you're just joining us, i have taken control of this show tonight. normally, this program is hosted by that. [...
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we ran out of time for him. ...matt damon...matt damon... ...the extremely overrated matt damon. ...ran out of time. ...ran out of time. damon: [ laughing maniacally ] "we ran out of time." "we ran out of time." oh, that's pretty funny. that's pretty funny. but tonight, you didn't run out of time for me, did you, jimmy? no. no, i ran out of time for you. [ sobbing ] what's that, jimmy? huh? is there a new host in town? yeah, and his initials are m.d. that's right. the doctor is in. [ beeping ] [ gasps ] oh, jimmy, that's our -- that's our cue. we don't want to miss the opening sequence. ♪ duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh ♪ ♪ duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh ♪ damon: from hollywood, it's this idiot's show. tonight, matt damon... matt damon... musical guest, matt damon. ♪ duh, duh-duh-duh ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel sucks!" and now, finally... matt damon! [ cheers and applause ] [ up-tempo music plays ] yeah! [ music ends ] yeah! thank you! thank you! wow! [ cheers and applause continue ] thank you so much. thank you so much. wow! thank you. hey, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to tonight's episode
we ran out of time for him. ...matt damon...matt damon... ...the extremely overrated matt damon. ...ran out of time. ...ran out of time. damon: [ laughing maniacally ] "we ran out of time." "we ran out of time." oh, that's pretty funny. that's pretty funny. but tonight, you didn't run out of time for me, did you, jimmy? no. no, i ran out of time for you. [ sobbing ] what's that, jimmy? huh? is there a new host in town? yeah, and his initials are m.d. that's right. the doctor...
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tonight, matt damon. matt damon. musical guest, matt damon. it's jimmy kimmel sucks! and now, finally, matt damon! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! yeah! thank you! thank you! wow. thank you so much. thank you so much. wow. thank you. hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to tonight's episode of "jimmy kimmel sucks." [ laughter ] i am your host, matt damon. [ cheers and applause ] hey, just for starters, let me ask you guys this. as an audience, is it weird to see a person with actual talent host this show? [ laughter ] i'm very excited to be here, obviously. jimmy has bumped me from his show 1,205 times. for ten years, every night i wait in that green room. and every night, kimmel says, "apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time." [ laughter ] i've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. this is like when i lost my virginity. [ laughter ] except this is going to last way longer than one second. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, every time i got bumped off this show, it left a mark. but if you bump a man long enough, a night will c
tonight, matt damon. matt damon. musical guest, matt damon. it's jimmy kimmel sucks! and now, finally, matt damon! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! yeah! thank you! thank you! wow. thank you so much. thank you so much. wow. thank you. hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to tonight's episode of "jimmy kimmel sucks." [ laughter ] i am your host, matt damon. [ cheers and applause ] hey, just for starters, let me ask you guys this. as an audience, is it weird to see a...
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denied a conversation with matt damon. he stars -- tonight a conversation with matt damon. his new film opens this month in l.a.. join us for conversation with matt damon, coming up right now. >> there is a saying that dr. king had that said there is always the right time to do the right thing. i just try to live my life every day by doing the right thing. we know that we are only halfway to completely eliminate hunger, and we have a lot of work to do. walmart committed $2 billion to fighting hunger in the u.s. as we work together, we can stamp hunger out. >> and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. tavis: pleased to welcome matt oscar-winning writer is out this month with a terrific new film called "promised land." the movie will be playing in new york and l.a. in december and opening wider around the country come january. before we get to that and so much more, though, a look at a small sampling of matt damon's outstanding work. >> when you found, i was here, and i was with the only brothers that i have left. there was no way i was going
denied a conversation with matt damon. he stars -- tonight a conversation with matt damon. his new film opens this month in l.a.. join us for conversation with matt damon, coming up right now. >> there is a saying that dr. king had that said there is always the right time to do the right thing. i just try to live my life every day by doing the right thing. we know that we are only halfway to completely eliminate hunger, and we have a lot of work to do. walmart committed $2 billion to...
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. >> she's [ bleep ] matt damon. >> she's [ bleep ] matt damon. >> i'm [ bleep ] matt damon. >> on the up against the mini-bar. >> i'm [ bleep ] matt damon. >> enough. that video is -- that video has been seen on youtube something like 80 million times. it was a big deal for us. while it's difficult to top something like that, i dare say we did top it thanks to a lovely man named ben. >> hi, sarah. it's been a long time. i guess you've been busy with matt damon. i've been busy too. i'm been thinking about us and you and him and i'm happy for you. i really am. the sexiest man alive. >> i found somebody pretty sexy too. i don't know if you've heard but -- i'm [ bleep ] fen affleck. >> he's [ bleep ] ben affleck. >> i said i'm [ bleep ] ben affleck. >> hey, sarah, he's got bigger tits. >> excuse me -- >> is someone here [ bleep ] ben affleck? >> i am. i [ bleep ] him. >> great. sign here. >> thank you. >> congratulations on [ bleep ] ben affleck. >> ah. >> what you wish for? >> this feeling inside it's like a million butterflies flying high. like diamonds in your eyes when i'm [ bleep ] y
. >> she's [ bleep ] matt damon. >> she's [ bleep ] matt damon. >> i'm [ bleep ] matt damon. >> on the up against the mini-bar. >> i'm [ bleep ] matt damon. >> enough. that video is -- that video has been seen on youtube something like 80 million times. it was a big deal for us. while it's difficult to top something like that, i dare say we did top it thanks to a lovely man named ben. >> hi, sarah. it's been a long time. i guess you've been busy with...
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matt damon, apologies. we ran out of time. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. the extremely overrated matt damon. ran out of time. [ laughter ] >> we ran out of time. we ran out of time. oh, that's pretty funny. that's pretty funny. but tonight, you didn't run out of time for me, did you, jimmy? no. no, i ran out of time for you. what's that, jimmy? huh? is there a new host in town? his initials are m.d. that's right. the doctor is in. [ beeping ] oh, jimmy, that's our cue.
matt damon, apologies. we ran out of time. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time.to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. the extremely overrated matt damon. ran out of time. [ laughter ] >> we ran out of time. we ran out of time. oh, that's pretty funny. that's pretty funny. but tonight, you didn't run out of time for me, did you, jimmy? no. no, i ran out of time for you. what's that, jimmy? huh? is there a new host in town? his initials are m.d. that's right. the...
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i'm your host, matt damon.ual talent host this show? siri, who is the best standup comedian in the world? >> definitely not jimmy kimmel. he is not funny at all. he's terrible. he is human garbage. >> that's a given. do you know why people think jimmy is so funny? >> no, why? >> no, i'm asking you. i was hoping you could tell me. >> sarah silverman, jimmy's ex-girlfriend. it was a really funny show. sheryl crow took over the band leader spot. sheryl crow took over as band leader. she was doing her thing. ben affleck showed up, matt damon's besty. robin williams came in at some point. nicole kidman came over and kind of grinded on jimmy in the chair like a little striptease. andy garcia was outside. so it was a lot of fun last night. so congrats, a lot of fun. >>> another congratulations. robin roberts returned to the "good morning america" set. now, she was just sort of doing this dry run. there she is on the set. she hopes to be back on air in february. but she's sort of there just to help her get back into th
i'm your host, matt damon.ual talent host this show? siri, who is the best standup comedian in the world? >> definitely not jimmy kimmel. he is not funny at all. he's terrible. he is human garbage. >> that's a given. do you know why people think jimmy is so funny? >> no, why? >> no, i'm asking you. i was hoping you could tell me. >> sarah silverman, jimmy's ex-girlfriend. it was a really funny show. sheryl crow took over the band leader spot. sheryl crow took over...
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so there's this rivalry between it's actually a joke between jimmy kimmel and matt damon. >> you actuallyd reading was going to work. >> i didn't think it through. let me wash it down with some starbucks here. perfect. okay. so many times kimmel has retended to have damon on as a guest and only run out of time by the end of the show. take a look. >> sincere apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. apologies. we ran out of time. unfortunately, we are totally out of time. [ bleep ]. >> funny. >> look at that. tame on actual damon actually looked angry. yet he taped him to a chair and made him watch from the side of the stage. he brought on a pack of a-list celebrities and made a replacement to kimmel's regul regulars. he replaced his sidekick with andy garcia. watch damon explain his revenge. >> jimmy has bumped me from his show 1205 times. for ten years, every night i wait in that green room and every 9/11 kimmel says apologies to matt damon, we ran out on of time. if you bump a man long enough, a night will come when he bumps you ba
so there's this rivalry between it's actually a joke between jimmy kimmel and matt damon. >> you actuallyd reading was going to work. >> i didn't think it through. let me wash it down with some starbucks here. perfect. okay. so many times kimmel has retended to have damon on as a guest and only run out of time by the end of the show. take a look. >> sincere apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. apologies. we ran out...
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. >> i knew matt damon was a violent, arrogant, pompous drunk. and now you've proven it on television. >> let's pretend i'm famous and i'll just stand for more applause. hello! >> jimmy: the story of christmas as told by >> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel live." american airlines is upgrading its fleet to offer a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo withmore. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane, and the new boeing 300 from american airlines is the best. it has a business class cabin with great features. and the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket? can you rub my feet? can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. wow. thank you for having that wonderful body. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with john krasinski, mike birbiglia, and music from atlas
. >> i knew matt damon was a violent, arrogant, pompous drunk. and now you've proven it on television. >> let's pretend i'm famous and i'll just stand for more applause. hello! >> jimmy: the story of christmas as told by >> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel live." american airlines is upgrading its fleet to offer a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo withmore. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane, and the new boeing 300 from american...
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a common theme that seems to be popping up, media elites like al gore and matt damon they seem to be ng sides against america. both seem to be siding with oil-rich nations. very curious. matt, let me go to you. lisa jackson who i regard as a left wing administrator of the environmental protection agency, stopping all manner of everything capitalist on energy. she said fracking is perfectly capable of being clean. and there's a study that just was found in new york some secret study that basically said the same thing. >> new york health department. >> where is matt damon and where are the sponsors from the uae, where do they come off from making this? >> five years ago if you asked global warming activists, they would have told you that fracking was all the rage. because it would have a reduced carbon footprint, but that was before we got into the actual producing of thing. it's not a conspiracy with abu dhabi, but there's a liberal distrust of big energy period. like nuclear power, because they tend to be messy, invasive and disruptive and they're run by corporations who liberals tend
a common theme that seems to be popping up, media elites like al gore and matt damon they seem to be ng sides against america. both seem to be siding with oil-rich nations. very curious. matt, let me go to you. lisa jackson who i regard as a left wing administrator of the environmental protection agency, stopping all manner of everything capitalist on energy. she said fracking is perfectly capable of being clean. and there's a study that just was found in new york some secret study that...
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i wasn't even supposed to say that. >> jimmy: i just wonder, though, why matt damon?you. i did it just to get to ben. now i have his number. "argo 2"! it's not going to be as good as the first one. >> jimmy: you wrote the movie with matt damon. >> i did, yes. >> jimmy: how did that process go? >> it was really fun. we worked really well together. but we usually would write so late that then we'd either have drinks or dinner and that was always the most fun part. there was this one night actually that emily was over and they had friends over and we were going to have this party at the house after writing, which was pretty great, a and so we walked across the street in new york to the wine store that's across the street and he goes in there all the time to get wine for different events and he bought like a case of wine or something for a bunch of different people and he didn't have his i.d. on him. so he gets his credit card and the guy was like no. and matt was like no, i come in here all the time, i promise i'm who i say i am. he's like no, you don't have your i.d. so
i wasn't even supposed to say that. >> jimmy: i just wonder, though, why matt damon?you. i did it just to get to ben. now i have his number. "argo 2"! it's not going to be as good as the first one. >> jimmy: you wrote the movie with matt damon. >> i did, yes. >> jimmy: how did that process go? >> it was really fun. we worked really well together. but we usually would write so late that then we'd either have drinks or dinner and that was always the most...
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over the course of an hour i got tied up by matt damon, dry humped by robin
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for then years, jimmy kimmel has been closing the show with apologies to matt damon, there never being. >> last night, matt damon got his revenge. >> welcome to tonight's episode of jimmy kimmel sucks. i'm your host, matt damon. you're going to be loyal to me now? >> yes, my lord. >> i'm sorry, guillermo. i just can't believe that. buen buenos noches, my friend. ladies and gentlemen, i took the liberty of hiring my own guillermo. welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. why don't you say hello to the new band leader. this is sheryl crow. he's actually got some good qualities. he's funny. he's smart. he's good to his family. he's an excellent lover. what is going on here? i didn't write any of this. come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> ben? ben, wait, ben. i never wanted us to end up this way. >> matt, you're the son we always wanted. >> welcome to the family, matty. >> and when we come back, a gaggle of huge stars jimmy kimmel could never dream of. ♪ >> do you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live"? >> is jimmy in there? >> jimmy's not hosting. i am. >> well, yeah. of course. >> jimmy's not in there
for then years, jimmy kimmel has been closing the show with apologies to matt damon, there never being. >> last night, matt damon got his revenge. >> welcome to tonight's episode of jimmy kimmel sucks. i'm your host, matt damon. you're going to be loyal to me now? >> yes, my lord. >> i'm sorry, guillermo. i just can't believe that. buen buenos noches, my friend. ladies and gentlemen, i took the liberty of hiring my own guillermo. welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. why...
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matt damon.matt damon. ran out of time. >> now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful side kick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show? why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> that is definitely the best takeover ever. and some of the best laughs. i love ben affleck turning up with the cue cards. he's said this for years. >> he deserves this. matt damon has taken a lot from jimmy kimmel. it was a funny show. >> it was. >> good to see him get good revenge there. >>> thanks so much for starting your morning with us. much more ahead on
matt damon.matt damon. ran out of time. >> now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful side kick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show? why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> that is definitely the best takeover ever. and some of the...
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the new project from matt damon is called "promised land." it's a good one. go check it out. matt, good to have you here. >> thanks, tavis, appreciate it. tavis: see you again soon. >> yeah, you bet. tavis: that's our show for tonight. thanks for watching, and keep the faith. >> for more information on today's show, visit tavis smiley at pbs.org. join me next time for a conversation with emmy winner of michael chiklis. that is next time. we will see you then. >> there is a saying that dr. king had that said there is always the right time to do the right thing. day by doing the right thing. we know that we are only halfway to completely eliminate hunger, and we have a lot of work to do. walmart committed $2 billion to fighting hunger in the u.s. as we work together, we can stamp hunger out. >> and by contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. thank you. >> be more. pbs. >> be more. pbs.
the new project from matt damon is called "promised land." it's a good one. go check it out. matt, good to have you here. >> thanks, tavis, appreciate it. tavis: see you again soon. >> yeah, you bet. tavis: that's our show for tonight. thanks for watching, and keep the faith. >> for more information on today's show, visit tavis smiley at pbs.org. join me next time for a conversation with emmy winner of michael chiklis. that is next time. we will see you then....
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it is a passion project of matt damon. he has made public videos attacking fracking.ll me about your movie. >> "fracknation" will be on access tv. "fracknation" is looking at the mess of fracking. a very dramatic image. that is what got me interested. melissa: that is something that burned so to speak in the minds of so many people because fracking is a very dangerous. how do you dispel that myth? >> you point people to google earth. there are three burning springs. the water has been on fire for centuries. a lot of gas down there. sometimes it comes up through the water. george washington centuries before fracking started, water has always been on fire, long before fracking. melissa: are people embracing your movie, far left, pro-wire pro-environmentalists don't like your movie. >> i am wondering is america falling in love with fracking. i think maybe a bit of buyer's remorse with gas land. "fracknation" look at the failures of journalism in gas land and examines them and i think the logic of "fracknation" is hard to argue with because we approach the fracking. melis
it is a passion project of matt damon. he has made public videos attacking fracking.ll me about your movie. >> "fracknation" will be on access tv. "fracknation" is looking at the mess of fracking. a very dramatic image. that is what got me interested. melissa: that is something that burned so to speak in the minds of so many people because fracking is a very dangerous. how do you dispel that myth? >> you point people to google earth. there are three burning...
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night, make sure to watch the show live tomorrow night, because for the first time in ten years, matt damon will be my guest. [ cheers and applause ] you may know matt as the least talented member of the cast of "ocean's 11." [ laughter ] had a hard time squeezing him into the show since 1993, but tomorrow night, it happens. the garfunkel to ben affleck's simon, matt damon will be here. and i promise it will be a night to remember. we have some very special plans for that. there's a big announcement for the american military today. defense seg tear l defense secretary leon panetta has decided to lift the ban on women in combat. i think that's great. this is a sign that -- [ cheers and applause ] we've really advanced as a nation. now women can fight for honor on the field of battle and on "the bachelor." [ laughter ] the story is already been made into an academy award nominated movie by kathryn bigelow. they would come up with different classifications, which minimized their sacrifices, but the government didn't change anything because ultimately a lot of people are uncomfortable with the
night, make sure to watch the show live tomorrow night, because for the first time in ten years, matt damon will be my guest. [ cheers and applause ] you may know matt as the least talented member of the cast of "ocean's 11." [ laughter ] had a hard time squeezing him into the show since 1993, but tomorrow night, it happens. the garfunkel to ben affleck's simon, matt damon will be here. and i promise it will be a night to remember. we have some very special plans for that. there's a...
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>> hi, matt damon. nice to meet you. >> you are putting in jimmy kimmel's star on the walk of fame. >> he told me started right here. i am trying to do it best i can. >> he told you if you didn't spell it right he was going to get you fired. >> that is alarming. >> you know what, actually? >> i have a little -- belly button lint. >> okay. put that right down in there. >> okay. >> just -- make sure it stays there. make sure it statz theys there. >> i want him to know my belly button lint is between the j and the i. >> nice to meet you. >> all right. howdy, how are you? i'm matt. i am in the neighborhood. >> nice to meet you. >> beautiful spot. look at this. all the pictures. all the actors, everybody that comes in here. wow. jimmy kimmel is your neighbor, right? >> yes. >> i don't see the picture up here. what is going on? >> i have it. but i hid it. >> you hid the picture, you didn't put it up, why? can you show it to me? i don't know what you people are but you smell, thanks. wow. >> yes. that's why i
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. >> apologies from matt damon. ran out of time. >> i want to apologize. >> to matt damon. >> we ran out of time for him. >> matt damon. >> extremely overrated matt damon. >> after being the butt of jimmy kimmel's notes for a decade, matt damon gets help from an eh-list of friends. >> if you bump a man long enough, a night will come when you bump him back. i am in command of this ship. >> good day. i'm andrea mitchell. somebody can kidnap us. live in washington where president obama just named his advisor denis mcdonough to run the white house from now owner where republicans are meeting in charlotte and planning a revival of the grand ole party. more on that in a moment. more for our daily fix. david gregory, moderator of "meet the press," nbc news white house correspondent kristen welker and justice correspondent pete williams. a loot going on all fronts. denis mcdonough, and news out of the white house on the secret service skrefgs in cart hana. >> that's right. andrea, well, i'll first start with the breaking ne
. >> apologies from matt damon. ran out of time. >> i want to apologize. >> to matt damon. >> we ran out of time for him. >> matt damon. >> extremely overrated matt damon. >> after being the butt of jimmy kimmel's notes for a decade, matt damon gets help from an eh-list of friends. >> if you bump a man long enough, a night will come when you bump him back. i am in command of this ship. >> good day. i'm andrea mitchell. somebody can kidnap...
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>> matt damon. the extremely overrated matt damon. ran out of time. >> now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful side kick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show? why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> that is definitely the best takeover ever. and some of the best laughs. i love ben affleck turning up with the cue cards. he's said this for years. >> he deserves this. matt damon has taken a lot from jimmy kimmel. it was a funny show. >> it was. >> good to see him get good revenge there. >>> thanks so much for starting your morning with us. much more ahead on "cnn's saturday morning" which starts right now. >>> good morning, everyone. i'm randi kaye. >> i'm victor blackwell, thanks for starting your morning with us. >>> we start with lance armstrong this morning, and his response to a warning from the u.s. anti-doping agency. it
>> matt damon. the extremely overrated matt damon. ran out of time. >> now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful side kick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show? why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> that is definitely the best...
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i'm your host, matt damon. just for starters, let me ask you guys, as an audience, it is year to see a person with actual talent to host the show? >> ouch. he played a kidnapper who tied up jimmy kimmel and reese, demi, nicole kidman, and amy adams all cowedded the couple. good job, matt damon, and "jimmy kimmel live" airs weeknights following abc7 news at 11 with "nightline" right after jimmy kimmel. >> downward dog, half moon, ahead at 6:30, yoga poses could soon be doctor's orders for millions of patients. >> first, hockey returns but are fans ready to forgive the four month walk out? >> antioch elementary school is talking about strange are danger today after an attempted kidnapping on campus. kidnapping on campus. we will tell you what happenedyg to give a breast cancer survivor a lifetime-- that's definitely a fair trade. it was such a beautiful experience. (jessica lee) ♪ and it's beautiful (woman) why walk 60 miles in the boldest breast cancer event in history? because your efforts help komen serve mill
i'm your host, matt damon. just for starters, let me ask you guys, as an audience, it is year to see a person with actual talent to host the show? >> ouch. he played a kidnapper who tied up jimmy kimmel and reese, demi, nicole kidman, and amy adams all cowedded the couple. good job, matt damon, and "jimmy kimmel live" airs weeknights following abc7 news at 11 with "nightline" right after jimmy kimmel. >> downward dog, half moon, ahead at 6:30, yoga poses could...
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apologies to matt damon we ran out of time. >> we ran out of time for him. matt damon. extremely overrated matt damon. ran out of time. [ laughter ] >> we ran out of time, we ran out of time. oh that's pretty funny. that's pretty funny. >> look at him over there. look at jimmy with the gag in his mouth. you've never been funnier, my friend. now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful sidekick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> what are you -- come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy! >> but you've never done this show. >> no. >> why not? >> he's just, he's not classy. >> unlike nicole you've had the burden of being on this show, you know with you know who hosting a couple of times. >> i have no recollection of that. >> do you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live"? >> i don't know, is like jimmy in there? >> no, no, no, jimmy's not hosting it. i am. >> oh, yeah, well yeah, of course. of course, yeah. >> jimmy, is there anything you want to say bef
apologies to matt damon we ran out of time. >> we ran out of time for him. matt damon. extremely overrated matt damon. ran out of time. [ laughter ] >> we ran out of time, we ran out of time. oh that's pretty funny. that's pretty funny. >> look at him over there. look at jimmy with the gag in his mouth. you've never been funnier, my friend. now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful...
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. >> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live," actor matt damon who weighed in on women in combat. >> hopefully people are uncomfortable with women getting wounded on the battlefield but the reason for reducing that ideology is this. >> look out, al qaeda! >> "jimmy kimmel live" is weeknight as at 11:23 following abc7 news at 11 and "nightline" isen after that. a former >> coming up at 3:00 on "katie" we have matt damon and at 4:00 we go for a special ride with oprah and the person who invented this. and at 5:00 the air national guardsmen leaving for a tour of duty expanding beyond afghanistan. we will have those stories and more later on abc7 news at 4:00 and 5:00. you can catch the live with kelly and michael in its entirely at 2:00 this afternoon, the guests are actress jennifer lawrence. >> it was interested by the state of the state address. >> a flashback to when jim harbaugh did not have the title of coach. >> a former classmate of harbaugh, rachel, sent these classic year book pictures back in 1982 during the senior year. >> he was not shy. he played basketball and varsity football for
. >> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live," actor matt damon who weighed in on women in combat. >> hopefully people are uncomfortable with women getting wounded on the battlefield but the reason for reducing that ideology is this. >> look out, al qaeda! >> "jimmy kimmel live" is weeknight as at 11:23 following abc7 news at 11 and "nightline" isen after that. a former >> coming up at 3:00 on "katie" we have matt damon and at 4:00 we...
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today after matt damon hijacked his show. >> what happened backstage with reese, nicole and demi? i'm nancy o'dell. >> and i'm rob marciano. >> i think we've been planning it for, like, 9 1/2 years. >> [ bleep ] matt damon. >> demi cursing. nicole kidman's lap dance. ben affleck on cue cards. >> he doesn't even love you like i love you! >> the biggest star studded stunt in late night tv history. >> i'll tell you how they pulled it off. >>> did three different people pretend to be manti te'o's girlfriend? >> i'm just calling to say good night. >> a new twist in the notre dame hoax story today. >>> did whitney houston's brother introduce her to drugs? >>
today after matt damon hijacked his show. >> what happened backstage with reese, nicole and demi? i'm nancy o'dell. >> and i'm rob marciano. >> i think we've been planning it for, like, 9 1/2 years. >> [ bleep ] matt damon. >> demi cursing. nicole kidman's lap dance. ben affleck on cue cards. >> he doesn't even love you like i love you! >> the biggest star studded stunt in late night tv history. >> i'll tell you how they pulled it off....
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. >> t on "jimmy kimmel live," actor matt damon who weighed in on women in combat. >> hopefully peoplere uncomfortable with women getting wounded on the battlefield but the reason for reducing that ideology is this. >> look out, al qaeda! >> "jimmy kimmel live" is weeknight as at 11:23 following abc7 news at 11 and "nightline" isen after that. >> coming up at 3:00 on "katie" we have matt damon and at 4:00 we go for a special ride with oprah and the person who invented this. and at 5:00 the air national guardsmen leaving for a tour of duty expanding beyond afghanistan. we will have those stories and more later on abc7 news at 4:00 and 5:00. you can catch the live with kelly and michael in its entirely at 2:00 this afternoon, the guests are actress jennifer lawrence. >> it was interested by the state of the state address. >> a flashback to when jim harbaugh did not have the title of coach. >> a former classmate of harbaugh, rachel, sent these classic year book pictures back in 1982 during the senior year. >> he was not shy. he played basketball and varsity football for the school and for
. >> t on "jimmy kimmel live," actor matt damon who weighed in on women in combat. >> hopefully peoplere uncomfortable with women getting wounded on the battlefield but the reason for reducing that ideology is this. >> look out, al qaeda! >> "jimmy kimmel live" is weeknight as at 11:23 following abc7 news at 11 and "nightline" isen after that. >> coming up at 3:00 on "katie" we have matt damon and at 4:00 we go for a special...
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apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time.
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i am your host, matt damon. this was -- just for starters let me ask you this.s an audience is it weird to see a person with actual talent host this show? >> i've been told carolyn and the producer would like to do that to me one day before 4:00 news. he trotted out a line up of great guests. reese wither soon, nicole kidman, amy adams. they all took the couch. >> very cool. >> robin williams, ben afleck also made appearances and if you missed it abc will rebroadcast next tuesday at 10:00. >> that is like best show ever in terms of guests with jimmy tide up. nicky minage will be one of the guests tonight. right after abc 7 news at 11:00. >> still ahead restaurant crack down. >> and they're going to the big easy. lucky fans got their hands on tickets today but getting to new orleans is another story. new orleans is another story. >> the reason why hillary(womang to give a breast cancer survivor a lifetime-- that's definitely a fair trade. it was such a beautiful experience. (jessica lee) ♪ and it's beautiful (woman) why walk 60 miles in the boldest breast cancer
i am your host, matt damon. this was -- just for starters let me ask you this.s an audience is it weird to see a person with actual talent host this show? >> i've been told carolyn and the producer would like to do that to me one day before 4:00 news. he trotted out a line up of great guests. reese wither soon, nicole kidman, amy adams. they all took the couch. >> very cool. >> robin williams, ben afleck also made appearances and if you missed it abc will rebroadcast next...
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apologies to matt damon.att damon. >> we ran out of time for him. >> the extremely overrated matt damon. >> we ran out of time. >> now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful sidekick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> what are you -- oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. i just -- forget it, matt! i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show. >> no. >> why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> he's just not classy. said with the australian accent. >> right. >>> speaking of ben affleck, here at 10:00 am you can catch my interview with the screenwriter of affleck's hiss hit film "argo." we'll talk about everything from the film's accuracy to the oscars. >>> and good morning, everyone. i'm randi kaye. >> i'm victor blackwell. 9:00 am on the east coast. 6:00 am on the west coast. good of to you start our day with us. >>> we start with the secret hacking group anonymous, who hacked the federal commission's website, posti
apologies to matt damon.att damon. >> we ran out of time for him. >> the extremely overrated matt damon. >> we ran out of time. >> now, i am going to be making a few changes tonight. please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful sidekick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> what are you -- oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. i just -- forget it, matt! i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show. >> no....
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"promised land" with matt damon hit theaters in late december.eady has the energy industry blasting away at it. in the film, damon plays an employee for a big corporation, trying to convince small town landowners to lease their land for flaking, controversial natural gas drilling that can lead to fortunes. >> you could be a millionaire. >> reporter: but at what cost? >> my farm is gone. the land turned brown and died. >> reporter: now, the real-life industry is digging in. not for gas. but for a fight. calling the movie unfair. >> the movie presents an oversimplification. it doesn't do justice to the full spectrum of benefits we're seeing natural gas provides. >> reporter: one industry group is running commercials in three out of four theaters in pennsylvania, just before the movie begins playing. >> get the facts about natural gas developments. >> reporter: celebrities, have joined the campaign against fracking. >> i love my new york water. stop fracking with it. >> reporter: it's a cause that grew in momentum after the success of the award-winn
"promised land" with matt damon hit theaters in late december.eady has the energy industry blasting away at it. in the film, damon plays an employee for a big corporation, trying to convince small town landowners to lease their land for flaking, controversial natural gas drilling that can lead to fortunes. >> you could be a millionaire. >> reporter: but at what cost? >> my farm is gone. the land turned brown and died. >> reporter: now, the real-life industry is...
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. >> that's matt damon of course.immy starts right after this jimmy starts right after this newscast at 11 >> benefit concert for the giants fan nearly boaten to death at dodgers game drew hundreds of supporters tonight. players and coaches rallied around brian stowe and tonight another example of giant effort to help out. amma has the story from redwood city. >>reporter: giants third base coach tim flannery and band held a benefit concert for brian stowe inside redwood city fox theater. he's the fan badly beaten outside dodger stadium on opening day in 2011. >> his mom wrote me a letter. that's why i'm here tonight. wonderful family. great famil family. >>reporter: flannery began fundraising year ago and raised 70,000 dollars. but that's just a fraction of his medical cost. >> the money i tell people is to keep lights on. food on the table. you know. there are millions and millions of dollars in rehabilitation cost. this is not something that just it's not the flu. it doesn't go away. >>reporter: sought lunatic fring
. >> that's matt damon of course.immy starts right after this jimmy starts right after this newscast at 11 >> benefit concert for the giants fan nearly boaten to death at dodgers game drew hundreds of supporters tonight. players and coaches rallied around brian stowe and tonight another example of giant effort to help out. amma has the story from redwood city. >>reporter: giants third base coach tim flannery and band held a benefit concert for brian stowe inside redwood city...
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abc, matt damon takes period than at 10:00, a special showing of live, hosted by matt damon. he will have some special guests. for abc 7 news at 11:00. >> coming up, big changes at penn state. whoe will talk to the woman with two armedce men intent on robbing a home for the disabled. there are over 200 varieties of gourmet coffee that have earned the "keurig brewed" seal of approval. the keurig brewed seal is our commitment that tofhe coffee inside dwill deliver a delicious cup of coffee every time. keurig brewed -- look for the only mark of genuine keurig quality. >> we are now less than five days away from the super bowl. >> while the main focus is still today it wasme, shows thathe side around the players and that areof supporters there to cover them. brad bell joins us now from the new orleans. >> we are long canal street in orleans tonight. see the bomb streets -- palm trees along magazine street in the french quarter. the weather is absolutely beautiful. the trolley cars are coming along here. most of the action moved inside the superdome today. it is kind of like a fre
abc, matt damon takes period than at 10:00, a special showing of live, hosted by matt damon. he will have some special guests. for abc 7 news at 11:00. >> coming up, big changes at penn state. whoe will talk to the woman with two armedce men intent on robbing a home for the disabled. there are over 200 varieties of gourmet coffee that have earned the "keurig brewed" seal of approval. the keurig brewed seal is our commitment that tofhe coffee inside dwill deliver a delicious cup...