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. ♪ ♪ mcchicken, mcdouble, beef and cheese galore. ♪ ♪ now that's the flavor of dollar menu and more,applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight a beth selling author. his new book is called the division. american injustice in the age of wealth gap. please welcome back to the program matt taibbi. young man, come sit, enjoy. thank you for being here. >> thank you four having me. >> jon: this book is excellent. it's fascinating to me. >> if you say so. >> jon: have you read it? you should read it. it's quite good. a beautiful picture on it. should read it. we talk about the wealth gap and people look from a tax gap. you are looking at it from a legal system element and that's a surprising direction to take on it. why that take? >> well, look people talk about the income inequality gap all the time but it's just a at that time tisk. there's a pre found way we pros cute crime for the wealthy. there's an emorm us in delta and we never talk about it. this is what i wanted to do in this book is just talk about this. this really grew out of my experience covering financial crime for year

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