is there nothing you can tell me, no piece of advice you can give me that would help me save my dying order?" "no. i'm sorry," the rabbi responded. "i have no advice to give. the only thing i can tell you is this -- the messiah is one of you." when the abbot returned to the monastery, "well, what did the rabbi say?" "he couldn't help us," the abbot answered. "we just wept and read the torah together. the only thing he did say was -- just as i was leaving -- it was something cryptic. it was this -- that the messiah is one of us. i don't know what he meant." in the days and weeks and months that followed, the old monks pondered this and wondered whether there was any possible significance to the rabbi's words. "the messiah is one of us? could he possibly have meant one of us monks here at the monastery? if that's the case, which one? do you suppose he meant the abbot that visited him?" "yes, well, if he meant anyone, he probably meant father abbot. "on the other hand, he might have meant brother thomas." "certainly, brother thomas. he's a holy man. everyone knows that thomas is a man of

they just moved right toward me and grabbed me and took me outside.some way i can get out of there. the first thing i thought, pretend like i'm not me. i just told them i was a french tourist and thatçó had been hikg down from bolivia and i encountered these three bandiedos that had robbed me and stolen my money and my passport and hit me over the head and left me on the side of the road. and the more i talked, theÑi better the story got, the more they seemed to believe it. but the next thing they told me, we're going to have to take you back to town and find out who exactly you really are. i was headedÑi back to jail. and my mind started really racing. i was sittingÑi in the back sea. we were getting closer and closer to the city. and i was running out of çótime. the policeman that was sitting on the right side, he had laid his gun on the open glove box. i thought to myself, well, i might be able to just lunge over the seat quickly and grab the gun. my mind was telling me, you can do this if you have to, but another part of my mind was thinking, you

he hit me, blindside me. i smacked my head on cement. that's why i got a few stitches in the back of my head. >> jeff ahart is the inmate who johns attacked. though asked a number of times by our producer why he started the fight, johns was never specific. >> if you can't tell me what's going on, then just tell me that you can't say it. >> i just told you as far as i can go. i ain't going to tell you i didn't like him. he didn't spit in my soup or nothing. he didn't do nothing like that. just progressed to where the point where i felt like i had to kick his ass. i just exploded. i just have a bad impulse problem. >> but ahart has his suspicions about why the attack occurred. he thinks johns wanted to be sent to the hole in order to be segregated from other inmates for his own protection. >> he chose to hit me, attack me, right in front of the cops on the tower right in the chow hall so i consider that to be a protective custody p.c. move on his part. >> he was saying the other guy johns was doing a p.c. move. he's trying to say that he o

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they took me and they ripped me out of my bed. threw me around, handcuffed me on the floor.d me up. tossed me down the stairs and then all of a sudden we're on the news being seen as serial killers. i felt like jeffrey dahmer. walking around in a pair of oranges, you know, just overkill. way overkill. >> people versus carwile, number 0675, cockerell number 0674. >> now the defendants have to face danielle taylor at a pretile hearing in court. if convicted of kidnapping, they face a minimum of nine years and a maximum of life in jail. >> date and time set for preliminary examination, prosecution ready to proceed? >> yes, your honor. >> call danielle taylor. >> two questions lie at the heart of the case. did danielle know she was acting in a movie and was she taken from the house to the woods against her will? >> do you solemnly swear the testimony you're about to give in the cause now pending the truth so help you god? >> i do. taylor. >> spell your last name for the court reporter. >> t-a-y-l-o-r. >> your full name. >> danielle nicole taylor. >> do you recall whose home you

, calms me, soothes me, comforts me, inspire mess and enforces me in my life to try to do better. >> rose: you also say that anger had always been your adversary. >> right. >> rose: how so? you know, my father who just died about a month ago really scared me as a kid. that big, larger than life figure, booming ois voice, tall, intimidating, and i really resented that. >> rose: resented it? i resented it as i got older. >> rose: rather than being a model? >> i resented me made me feel that way. so as a parent, i said, i will never do that to my children, until i did, until i was very much like my father. not in the scope and scale of it, but until i had episodes that i frightened my children i realized that, yeah, this is a problem, something i have to control. >> rose: and you talked to people like timothy dolan and others, was there a common denominator message to you, a sense of what came back at you, a similar later to what they said? >> what's interesting is at a time when religion can so often divide, the message i got from evangelical preachers tim keller, joel osteen, cardinal

and told me that he wanted to talk to me. a lot of bull[bleep] a lot of lies, marcus. lemonis: well, tell me about them. sammy: the whole construction thing, let's put that to the side. the restaurant isn't being ran correctly. for the last 90 days, it's been [bleep] -- bad burgers, bad fries, bad customer service, bad relations. i came in, and literally every customer had a complaint. every customer. you remember you said to me, "if they can do it, then..." lemonis: "let joe run the business." sammy: right? i stepped back, i walked away, this "sammy's not coming around no more" stems from that. it's not genuine. -lemonis: what's not genuine? sammy: joe. he's not being genuine. lemonis: he's not being honest? sammy: no. he's bull[bleep] he's bull[bleep] about stuff. lemonis: all right, well, why don't we let the dust settle a little bit? -sammy: okay. -lemonis: all right? sammy: got it. lemonis: the blow-up between sammy and joe gives me real concern. i know we have a management problem, but i need to put that off to the side

is there nothing you can tell me, no piece of advice you can give me that would help me save my dyingnastery, his fellow monks gathered around him to ask, "well, what did the rabbi say?" "he couldn't help us," the abbot answered. "we just wept and read the torah together. the only thing he did say was -- just as i was leaving -- it was something cryptic. it was this -- that the messiah is one of us. i don't know what he meant." in the days and weeks and months that followed, the old monks pondered this and wondered whether there was any possible significance to the rabbi's words. "the messiah is one of us? could he possibly have meant one of us monks here at the monastery? if that's the case, which one? do you suppose he meant the abbot that visited him?" "yes, well, if he meant anyone, he probably meant father abbot. he has been our leader for more than a generation. "on the other hand, he might have meant brother thomas." "certainly, brother thomas. he's a holy man. everyone knows that thomas is a man of light." "certainly he couldn't have meant brother elred. elred gets crotchety a

i wonder what he's trying to trick me about? can you show me the back of the house?ow you doing, sir? -carlos: carlos. -lemonis: carlos? i'm marcus. nice to meet you. j: carlos is the kitchen manager. lemonis: who do you report to? -carlos: isaiah. -lemonis: isaiah. you guys get along pretty good? isaiah: yeah, sometimes. lemonis: sometimes? why not all the time? isaiah: the problem is the last time me and carlos got into an argument -- we have a $400 order in the morning. these people are expecting their food at a certain time -- on time, and guess what? if you ruin their lunch, you just blew it and they're not gonna order from us again. so what happens is i'm fittin' to start getting this order and i'm fittin' get this order out. lemonis: so you back here cooking? -lemonis: yeah. -nicholas: when i was brought here, nobody told me the chain of command. they just told me, "hey, well he's the kitchen manager. he comes off as a jerk sometimes. lemonis: so give me an example of, like, what that looks like. nicholas: "uh, yeah, i should just fire everybody. and just, win

>> no, we haven't put all that together yet, but we just started wor -- >> jimmy: me, me, me, me, me. [ laughter ] [ clears throat ] oh, it's just exciting. i didn't know who could do it. that would be great. that would be so fun. >> you're just warming up. >> jimmy: i found the greatest love of all just saying, it could be anybody. >> it could be anybody, yeah. you're an actor, you know? you're a performer. you're a rapper. you meet a lot of interesting people. you have a good voice and can sing. i found the greatest [ cheers and applause ] >> woo! >> jimmy: interesting stuff. >> woo! >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, my father used to say, "sometimes it's good to know what you're not going to do." you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to throw my hat in the ring there, yeah. okay, we'll talk. >> you like held the mike up, like that was really -- >> jimmy: this is my move. >> and you're singing like -- >> jimmy: everyone else is taking everything. >> you're singing "the greatest love of all." >> jimmy: i don't know. am i? this was just something i made up in my head. [ laughter ] i c

you to voter want for me if you did not trust me, because in the end, the vote but me in the white house, iti do not have your trust, will not work. i want you to vote with me with your heart as best as you can. if i win you over, i will be thrilled. you had better vote anyway, because it is your responsibility. i can give you a list of the ones i would like you to vote for so that it would help me a little bit, but i appreciate your asking the question, and i appreciate your being honest to ask the question that was on your mind, and that is the best way i can answer it. if it gives you any idea into who i am, great, and if it does not, i took my best shot. [applause] governor christie: yes, sir. >> governor, my wife and i just came from brookside. from brookside. andived there for 45 years, new jersey, i do not know if it youhe bluest state, but came from probably one of the the republican counties in country, number one or number two, and you have done a lot. you have gotten a lot of people in new jersey to follow you. how would you do that in other states? christie: first, so you kno

>> they don't like me.don't give a [ bleep ] this could destroy me, destroy my wife, my kids' future. they don't care. >> christina lanza and her friend, danielle lott just spent the night in the jail's intake unit after being arrested and charged with contempt of court after a series of outbursts after deandre kelley was sentenced to six years for the accidental shooting death of their 11-year-old daughter. >> how was last night for you? >> kind of rough. i haven't slept. i don't like it. they treat you like animals in here, and i would never come back here. >> people that don't come in here very often usually are surprised that they have to sleep on the floor, sit on the floor, you know, be in a holding tank as opposed to being in an actual cell. we don't have the space for the amount of inmates that come through here on a daily basis. there's just not enough room for them to have a bed. >> my god. >> i know, i know, i know. it's going to be all right. i'm ready to go home to our kids and finish grieving.

karla: me encantan esos leggins, me los mandas, me encanta a modelar tu ropa.as al dÍa, me inspiraba porque tiene unas canciones divinas y los aplausos porque sentÍan que eran niÑos. thalÍa: ¿te sientes, orgullosa y feliz y contenta? >> me siento orgullosa, me siento feliz, y me gustarÍa ser inspiraciÓn para otras mujeres que andan por allÍ, uno necesita algo que haga clicl en la cabeza, y una vez que lo hace, ir para adelante porque sÍ se puede. karla: ¿quÉ te parece si aprovechas y te lo firma? mira, llegÓ santa! thalÍa: ven karla, porque les voy a dar una tarjeta de regalo de 500 $ para cada una de ustedes para que se vayan a comprar mÁs de la colecciÓn, y feliz navidad adelantada! karla: felicidades chicas, gracias thalÍa como siempre, nosotros nos quedamos aquÍ disfrutando, por eso sus fanÁticos requieren tanto. thalÍa: yo los adoro a ellos porque ellos son mi inspiraciÓn. karla: casa llena, pero ahora pasamos con satcha y las noticias. >> thalÍa! thalÍa! thalÍa! thalÍa! satcha: quÉ bonito compartir con todos estos, tus fans, thalÍa, y recibirlos en la cas

doctor prescribed for me. the doctor here said they can't afford the medication. >> you see that? he swallowed the arm? >> he swallowed the other side of this. >> where is the lieutenant at? i don't believe this. mayberry just swallowed one of the arms of his eyeglasses. >> what's going on? >> i just had inmate joseph mayberry, he broke off one arm to his glasses and swallowed it. we just had him return from the hospital for swallowing objects, and when we went to put him on suicide watch, he did it again. i'm going to talk to the housing lieutenant now. he may have to go back to the hospital, so we'll have to get a team together while we wait for ems to get here. >> i broke the arm off and swallowed it. >> mr. mayberry just came back from the hospital. he swallowed a pen earlier. he was just coming back, and he's going to be placed on suicide watch. and mr. mayberry basically told her he was not going on suicide watch. >> i've had it. i'm ready to be beat down, anything you want to do. >> i don't want to beat

he named his son after me they gave me a ride to the operating table they knocked me out. the said we know how you were still awake. and april 12th had to cut off iranian april 14 i woke up for the first time my brother-in-law had to tell me what the outcome i said the much paralyzed he said no. he said you're not paralyzed the you don't have them anymore. it was pretty rough. i was dumb and myself i told my wife to leave me. i will find you it's all yours. river, the fourth year of marriage and she said this is and how networks. i am here for you. she was there. [applause] my little girl laying on my chest squeezing reynaud's. it was a turning point. i was that microsoft then the reagan library the of the nixon library i am just one person. but with health care technology what is going on? but now really have of our -- a half-hour. the u.s. companies you want to hire me let me know. i got to meet 679 doctors they are navy doctors. they found out that i have no tear duct so then i cry all the time. [laughter] fiber in the amount it was a bad experiment. [laughter] i retire

francisca: ya me tomÉ algo, y me voy a dormir.egar a reaccionar una mujer ante todo esto? francisca: si yo sÉ que me da excusas, ¿cÓmo reacciono? >> hay que diferenciar si son excusas de la pareja del arca relaciÓn, o si es la primera cita. por ejemplo, se me rompiÓ el telÉfono, si es tu pareja, puedes aprovechar la situaciÓn para decir: ok, vamos a establecer un cÓdigo de emergencia. las parejas se estÁn formando con este tipo de situaciones, el telÉfono se rompiÓ, pero no volverÁ a pasar, a quÉ puedes hacer para que no vuelva a pasar, le pides el telÉfono a tu amigo, me mandas un mensaje por facebook, buscar la manera... johnny: a mÍ no me estÁ gustando esto nada. y si yo le digo que estoy enfermo. ¿cÓmo deberÍa reaccionar ella? >> si estÁs con tu pareja, va y te cuida. johnny: la novia, la amiga, la que estoy conociendo. >> es importante que hablemos del tiempo, si me estÁs llamando por la tarde de antes, o maÑana, hay que permitir la excusa, pero si me avisas 5 minutos antes, algo estÁ pasando, creo que es importante que les d

he visto en cÁmara, no me quiero ver todavÍa, me tocÓ ver una toma que me hicieron tras recÁmaras donde, así vive, es su forma de ser, y por supuesto tengo que meterme en el personaje de maricruz, en este caso y hacerlo natural. >> es coqueto por naturaleza... >> no, es muy respetuoso, es un hombre profesional, digo, lo conozco muy poco pero es muy entregado a su trabajo, por supuesto. >> diosito, de las cosas que se entera uno por aquÍ, por orlando! orlando: es difÍcil que se vista como tÚ, maribel, ese cuerpazo y todo, difÍcil. ahora vamos con shakira, vamos a poner mÚsica de shakira, vamos a ponerle ambiente porque aunque miÉrcoles, parece viernes, en diciembre todos los dÍas parecen viernes. ♪ ♪ allÍ estÁ shakira, les digo que ayer viajÓ junto a piquÉ que va a jugar la semifinal del mundial de clubes con al barcelona, pero esto genera muchos problemas, obviamente son las figuras mediÁticas más que messi y neymar, con ellos se van todas las cÁmaras, shakira no tiene problema porque estÁ acostumbrada a la prensa, pero dicen que le afectan los ataques del pÚblico de otros equipos a piq

let me finish. >> let me tell you where you're right and where you're wrong. >> do i get to actually speak now? >> larry: and it really doesn't matter what they're arguing. they just get paid to argue. so here at "the nightly show," we're jumping onboard the mindless argument bandwagon in a segment we call "pardon the integration." yeah. all right! yeah! ( cheers and applause ) please welcome our debaters, "nightly show" contributors. mike yard and rory albanese. okay. boys, you know the rules. you're both going to argue one side of an issue, and when the bell rings, you switch sides, proving that if you're having an argument on cable television, whatever side you're on is completely irrelevant. we ready to do this? now, rory, you're jewish. and, mike, obviously, you're black. ( laughter ) so let's start with a nice seasonal racial question: hannukah or kwanzaa, which is better? >> rory: as a jew, i'll admit hanukkah is kind of lame compared to christmas. if christmas is disney world, if christmas is disney world, hanukkah is definitely epcot center. >> same thing. but kwanzaa's like

and inmate ran up on me and swung on me twice.hen she didn't connect with my face she kicked me in my face. >> did you have issues with her? was there something going on between her. >> somebody apparently said that i said something. if she would have approached me woman to woman -- you've known me long enough -- i would have told her what i said. i waited till quiet time. and i said i fell and hit my face on the toilet and they took me to medical. >> and you thought somebody'd believe that story. >> i didn't want to tell. i mean the whole pod was like pretty much you're going to get us all locked down. so. >> why -- >> she knew the truth. and i don't want to be locked in my room for lying to a sergeant. so when one thing happens or does something wrong everybody suffers the consequences. and i didn't want everybody else to be locked down on behalf of me and some ignorant inmate. because of course as a woman we all have that ego and that pride thing going on. i want to whoop her ass. but why? >> i think brandy has come a long way

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what did you say about me?> nothing that everybody don't already know. >> okay, well, i need to see what was said. >> it's funny how you're more interested in the application than improving the business. >> listen, i have to tell you-- but i came to do business. for me, it's all about business. >> that's it. that's why none of it should've been anything except for business, so hopefully, that's all that was in it. >> i'm telling you, that's-- i wouldn't have come. if i thought it was gonna be a circus, i wouldn't have come. >> that's it then. we don't have a problem. >> nancy, why don't we go outside and talk, okay? >> all right, let's go. >> i'm already sensing that these two can't communicate well together. any time you're in business with somebody that you have a scorned relationship with, that doesn't bode well for the business. >> i mean, i'll be honest with you. if we didn't have this business, i would never speak to him again. >> why don't you buy him out? >> because he wouldn't let me. >> has he tried t

charlotte. >> sir, let me finish -- >> excuse me. >> but the simple fact is. one second. [ talking over each other ] excuse me, one second. listen, just one second. >> when he asked florida to have casino gambling, we said no. >> wrong! [ applause ] >> seth: wrong! also, not everyone at the town hall was happy what that questioner had to say. check out the reaction from this gentleman sitting behind trump. [ laughter ] that's the face you make at a wedding when your boozy aunt gets up to make an off-the-cuff speech. [ slurred speech ] trump defended his handling of the question at a candidate forum saturday night in the most trumpy of fashions by reading his own tweet to the crowd. >> i tweeted some things this morning. am i morally obligated to defend the president every time somebody says something bad or controversial about him? i don't think so. this is the first time in my life that i've caused controversy by not saying something. i didn't say anything. >> seth: first of all, who prints out tweets? [ laughter ] your entire speech is unscripted and you nee

>> he doesn't wa me to hug her or anything. he doesn't want me to meet her. you know, he's -- >> is he nervous you're going to steal his girl? >> i don't know about >> you're married. >> i mean how much do we lo luke? you know he actually revealed the reason why gwen's always face timing blake finally. >> his house in l.a. has no service. so you have to face time him. we have to face time him talk. >> gwen st >> no need for face time when she showed up to the show this morning where she took aim all the ridiculous relationship headlines that are out there. >> you can make stuff up. everybody else does. >> elvis was our special correspondent and found out what emotional performance on "the voice." >> i was like okay i'm going to get naked and i'm going tell everyone what happened to me. and that's what it felt like. it felt so raw. >> i had friends say i used to love you is a fantastic breakup song. is there such a thing as a fantastic breakup song? >> i was like wait a minute, there is my life, by the way. you can't say it like that. >> fair enough. she can't

pae, that's me, that's me. make sure that they call me." and she would just look over the photo albums, and her daughter-in-law said she'd just cry and just touch the photos. >> reporter: jame has one more family secret hidden in an old ginseng box. it's a tin time capsule stuffed with mementos of a life that might have been. snapshots of connie. letters from allen. and look at this, the savings bonds allen sent all those years ago. she had saved them all her life. is it possible she planned to give this modest inheritance to her twins one day when they returned? if so, that day never came. allen's facebook page is percolating tonight. hundreds of well-wishers "like" the news of the big reunion. >> this is the best news ever. amazing! so, so wonderful. so overjoyed. it's good to see him reunited with his children. i hope that they can make up for the lost times. i am in tears. >> reporter: few people in life, in their jobs, have the chance to do something that changes somebody's life. which is what you've done for these three people. what i

i prayed, i said, god, just help me, judge just help me. was helping me to just get through it, but there wasn't one day that went by that i didn't think about marco and wonder about his well-being. i had many, many dreams about marco. though were always dreams that i was going to be getting him back. and one particular dream, i dreamed that i went to the house where he was staying and he actually came towards me and ran into my arms and i picked him up and i was holding him. we spent two years and four days in prison. the day of our release finally arrives, and i know that i'm going to be reunited with medhat. i'm looking around and i was going, is that medhat? it was hard to adjust back to normal life. that first night that we were released, i woke up in the middle of the night wondering, would we be able to get marco back? so we called the lawyer. he told us where he was. he told us that he found out that they had changed his identity and they had changed his religion. i felt like, you know, now i know which don't have a chance at foster

to make me satisfied cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time like ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba ba-ba ba-ba ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba 'cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time yeah lonely nights i laid awake pray the lord my soul to take my hearts become but i'm broke as hell havin dreams of unfolding cake all my life i've been told to wait but ima get it now yeah it's no debate woo ooh it's just me myself and i solo ride until i die cause i got me for life woo ooh i don't need a hand to hold even when the night is cold i got that fire in my soul i don't need anything to get me through the night except the beat that's in my heart and it's keeping me alive i don't need anything to make me satisfied cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time like ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba ba-ba ba-ba ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba ba cause the music fills me good [ cheers and applause ] this the anthem told the world i need everything and some two girls that's a tandem she gon' do it all for me when t

not me. i mean, either way. >> i like that you're the guy that goes in with a sharpie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's my bit. you've never seen the show? >> well, you're like, i see things in so many different ways. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not that guy! >> i have to be -- >> jimmy: colors- yeah. no, but what does it mean, exactly? >> you're like a boring graffiti-ist. [ laughter ] but what if it was this? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm not drawing a mustache or anything, yeah. i'm just, like, punctuation. >> you didn't put like a penis on my forehead. >> jimmy: , no, i would not do that. >> but i actually thought two things. like i thougug professionally i grew up and there wasn't a lot of people who looked like me and i -- this was something that my mom sort of taught me @ was just to feel like, why n me? why can't i do this? even though it doesn't -- i don't have a lot of role models who've done it before. and the other was since my first book a lot of my friends have gotten rried and have kids and

you feel me?nna take a pack of hyenas to deal with a lion. >> after the incident, lieutenant reed decided it was time to shake up the unit. >> fred mitchell has many "keep separates," and therefore he just can't be moved everywhere or anywhere. so i decided that it would be better to get hinkston out of there. >> why i have to move? >> because you got problems. >> i been here. >> that don't mean you can't be moved. >> for what? >> we're not going to have this mess going on up here, poop in the doors. i'm not having it. for nobody up here. i will separate every one. you. because every time you get together everybody got to prove they're the man of everything around here. and you're not. >> they threw [ bleep ] and damn every one of them white boys get in trouble. man, i'm telling you man. y'all keeping me over here with these [ bleep ]. y'all playing with me, bro. i've been trying my hardest my [ bleep ] i'm telling -- >> i done told you you don't talk to me like that. >> i'm at my breaking point [

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come to me, come to me. powerful in a small girly way.th food or food that goes with a triumphant return to korea? it should surprise no one that i'm in a happy place right now. >> maybe the best way to tell this story is to start at the end. like a dog returning to its own vomit, i keep flashing back to was it last night, the night before? i smell fried chicken on my clothes, so perhaps -- >> hello. >> we meet again. >> am i glowing and healthy pink? freshly scrubbed? >> i was just going to say that. you are looking like a better version of yourself. >> why is that? >> because i have lost about eight pounds of dead skin. >> koreans really like the idea of being the optimal cleanliness, you know? we like to be the most clean possible. >> i don't know. you know, i'm okay with soap and water, frankly. and beer. >> yes, of course. all right. let me see if i can properly pour this for you. yeah, there you go. >> thank you. >> so do you know about this? >> no. >> koreans have many eating traditions. if you have a very big production or a very

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and hit me in the mouth? it ain't so cool. that was in my head as aoung kid. jimmy: you were a paranoid young man. >> i was aware. i had a self-defense mind. i was aware. where i come from, where i grew up, you had to be aware, defend yourself. that's how i got into it. >> jimmy: were your parents supportive of you becoming a professional fighter? >> you know, irish mothers will support you no matter what you do. my father always jokes that i could be doing anything and my mother would still be my biggest fan. >> jimmy: not your father though? >> my father was unaware of what the game was, what the sport was. before me, there was no irishman that had succeeded in the ufc. i could not look to my mother and father and say, look at this irishman, look at his successful fighting career, there was no one before me. i was the first one. i had to convince them what i was going to do. concerned, it was i was just fighting in a cage, and with no career path, no nothing ahead of me. so it was more worry. but i convince

me. >> all right.r. >> after deliberating, the disciplinary committee decides that gohr will not spend time in segregation due to the bad write-up. and he is sent back to his general population unit. >> i feel like i won trial or something. it's crazy. hopefully i won't see you again any time soon. >> all the charges were not guilty. >> that's only because they messed up the paperwork. otherwise you would have been doing time. >> i know. i got to stop and change my ways. i swear. >> all right, gohr. let's try to stay out of trouble. >> i absolutely will. >> but gohr did not get off without consequence. he has been fired from his kitchen job, which means he can no longer catch glimpses of or pass notes to his girlfriend, samantha agee. but gohr says he'll find a way to get his job back. >> listen. i was found not guilty. so i broke no rules. my whole life i've always been a person to manipulate my surrounding, like make things work. >> i don't know, i think he got fired but i'm not sure. we'll find out

failles take me dancing please take me dancing tonight please take me dancing tonight take me dancing please take me dancing tonight [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, that's how you do it. thank you so much. thank you very, very much. sting, mylene farmer. [ cheers and applause ] "stolen car" is available on itunes now. my thanks to sting and mylene farmer, eva longoria and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- patrick stewart, john kasich, nfl network analyst michael irvin, music from george ezra, featuring the 8g band with stephen perkins. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great. let's get to the news. dr. ben carson defended his comments about muslims being unfit for the pre

i jump up to him, he push my hand, don't touch me. after that he know me now, very nice with me. also the black guy with the i think first or second one, carlo walsh, carlo something. and the russian guy, yeah, dolphin. the movie also with van claude van damme. i got picture of him too. the guy very good. like boxers, real boxers, i love him, got picture of him. muhammad ali. for me, it's my favorite because i want boxer before i broke my nose. and also he come like the guy shook shug knight, sugar ray leonard. and the movie good. i like it from sly and you see the first movie, hello, adrian, adrian, where you going! i like you. good guy. i love you, i love you! forever! go see the movie. it's called "greg." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it will be a hit. thank you, yehya. we're going to take a break. when we come back from our break we have a group of little kids who are going to act out the first ever black friday holiday play. it's story of black friday. so stick around. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ snap on the main sails! [ barking ] the whipped cream

put me in the sequel. ♪ don't bring me home put me in the sequel don't bring me home ♪ >> steve: "sawghter ] >> jimmy: guys, the big movie right now -- the big movie everybody is talking about, of course, is the "star wars" movie that's coming out. [ cheers and applause ] and "sisters." >> steve: yes. [ cheers and applause ] yes, "sisters." >> jimmy: tina fey is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] tina. how great is that? the best. >> steve: we love her. >> jimmy: but a lot of people are talking about the "star wars" movie as well, yeah. and even the astronauts on the international space station, they're going to get to see it from space. yeah, nasa said it's the best way to remind the astronauts that what they're doing in space really isn't that cool. [ laughter and applause ] you guys shoot lasers? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: you have laser sword fights? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: just kind of watch the planets grow, really. this is kind of cool. i heard there's going to be a a full moon on christmas this year for the first time since 1977. as opposed to that other full moon o

need me.the top, deke and you are going alone. >> i have been alone all my life. i need somebody. >> hey. >> tell me about the first meeting with elvis. >> i was in first year college, so i walked into the office and meet mr. elvis presley and he stands up and he comes over and he says how do you do? i says what do you do? >> you said what do you do? a week before he had been on the ed sullivan show and had been a big controversy but you being a college student you didn't hear about it. >> i did not have the slightest idea what that was until i went back to school, after the girls saw or heard about my interview and they said what? you are nuts. ♪ >> very, very sweet and a very humble in his own way and he was a mother's boy. >> once you found out it was elvis presley and now you are in this movie and you are shooting the film and you have a kissing scene and you are his romantic interest, was there anything between you? >> well, the kissing scene was with 200 people. and the moment we got lip

lemonis: you told me that downstairs! you told me you didn't want me to know.anyone to know. lemonis: you got paid $75,000 from the insurance company. you told me the money nt into the business. -gary: yes, it did. -lemonis: okay. and so i'm watching all these trails of money come from the insurance company and go into your business, and i can see the business is thriving downstairs. where is the money from all those people that are buying? gary: i think we explained that. lemonis: explain it again! gary: some of the cash goes for... -lemonis: personal bills. -gary: yeah. we've got to pay -- lemonis: just like the insurance claims. gary: yeah. lemonis: then when i go to buy a piece of property, i decided to run a title search. gary: right. lemonis: first thing that comes up is a lien. the second thing i have is a foreclosure action. gary: from kasowitz mortgage. lemonis: you never told me about this. -gary: [bleep] i didn't. -lemonis: [bleep] when? gary: you sat here at this desk when we called that guy up and told him we'll pay him tomorrow. lemonis: but you d

nobody came and approached me or hassled me.got off, went and got my luggage and out of the airport. >> how was it? everything smooth? everything fine. >> great. >> johnny seemed very pleased and very happy. i feel great. >> thanks. >> i just made $10,000. after i got paid for this trip, i got my mortgage company off my back. >> i'll call you. >> i was ready to go and make some more money. >> over the next 3 1/2 months, i made two more trips. >> there is the mattress. special stuff. >> i wouldn't exactly call it easy money. because it is a very nerve-racking job. but everything went like clockwork. soon as i got paid, i would go back to the united states, pay the mortgage and spend some time with my children. it was my third trip when things started to go wrong. i was carrying two kilos of coke and what is probably getting a little bit complacent because everything was going nice and smoothly. suddenly, a couple of scary-looking guys with guns approached me. i've seen you here several times, why you've been to lima so many times

it's flowing through me. maybe it's looking through the crystal ball. ( applause ) >> stephen: you had a relationship, you were married for many years, to james taylor. and james was just on the show the other night. >> yes, i saw him. he was wonderful. >> stephen: did you like our rewrite of "fire and rain?" >> yes, it was hysterical. >> stephen: you say his music gave you grace. what does that mean? how is music a safe haven? >> it didn't give me grace all the time, but he taught me so much about music, and when we sang together, that was-- that was the perfect coming together of, like, a perfect forth. if his note was the c-sharp, mine was the "f-"sharp. notes and when we sang them, they just met in some place that, to me, felt like inside the inside of a beautiful cathedral, and the harmonies just drifted up and just melded together in a very graceful and grace-giving way. >> stephen: is that literally what you mean, or is that just a giant metaphor, what you just gave me? ( laughter ) because it's pretty