that source is telling you donald trump is a big meany and a jerk. the country is safer and more prosperous under trump. two meaningless variables. trump has done nothing about the real problems we face like condiment water. you turn over the ketchup and mustard bottle and it looks like it's peeing on your sandwich? or you forget to rinse the plate? or you run out of toilet paper and you have to use this. or this. or this. yes. nope, just prosperity and safety. oh, well, the only variables that matter are reduced to one sentence that cancels out everything else. fact, fit takes a jerk to make a country great, then hell let's bring on the jerks. d bring on the jerks. >> i'm running to be your senator. i was drunk. one time i got arrested for trying to board a riverboat naked. that was at disneyland. i was at season three of intervention. i'm the one addicted to window cleaner. i'm still paying my sister for crashing her car into an atm. vote kathy vondertrapp for senate. greg: cry babies versus the jerk. the cry babies pretend there were no jerks befo

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first trump was crazy, then hitler, now racist, now he's a big meanie. yep, a jerk. so what. accept it, embrace it. hell, let's join the party. >> i'm running for congress. and. as election day nears. things are hot. the first two didn't go so well probably because of the rampant flandering. my kids still hate me after i spent christmas with a flight attendant. my parents hate me because i bet on illegal boxing matches in my cousin's basement. i have a few skeletons in my closet, and by that i mean human bodies, devoid of flesh they keep as personal trophies. anyway, i figured this is all going to come out in the end anyway. so you vote for razor shorts for congress. tell them rodney sent. >> you paid for by the jerk party. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. she's my co-host "the five" and dated a guy named troy. >> that's not true! >> my mom told me when i was 13, don't go on the three-wheelers with troy. >> was one of them troy. >> we'll find out troy's last name and we will be reunited. >> he's hideous. >> he's not hideous, believe me that. greg: it's dana perino. his new a

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the one-two punch meani, one, category 4 winds associated with lse storm, but then the mo the forecast models are suggesting that the storm will slow down and meander around in place, and tt is a recipe for an inland flooding disaster. much like whate saw with hurricane harvey in texas. laura: as this storm approaches, what kind of impact could people in the carolinas and surrounding states potentially see? marshall: i think the initial threats the storm surge, next to the winds.ng we are talbout a category 4 potentially storm. these are significant winds. .here will be wind damage and storm surge dama on top of that, talking about rainfall and potentially days of rainfall. i've seen estimates in the 20, 30, perhaps even 40 inches of rain arena, and that is a recipe for disaster. it is important that people in the carolinas and surrounding areas are preparing now. there isoing to be a window of closure where you cannot prepare and get out. it is important with three to four days to start doing the things you need to do,ecause this is a situation we do not often see in this part of the

. >>> a virginia church is giving new t meani the term organ transplant. calgary presbyterian in alexandria just got a new organ, the musical kind. ♪ the church's old organ had gotten worn out over the years, and members were worried that they really couldn't affd a new one. but as luck would have it, arlington presbyterian was closing and it didn't need its ogan anymore, they donated theirs. and how grate self-the alexandria church? b >> probabl the tears rolling down by michigan face, you'd .now. there are no wor >> sweet lady. the church saysic is a big part of their services. each of the 854 pipes in this thing had to be brought in, cleaned by hand. >> wow. >> impressive there. >> cool. >>> still ahead, not talking about impressive things. >> n at all. >> while the redskins struggled in their home opener, a former in their home opener, a former redskin star shined for t here's to the stair takers, in their home opener, a former redskin star shined for t breakfast makers, step counters, outdoor explorers, faith restorers, appointment keepers, fantastic

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trump is a big meanie. he is worse than darth. tell it to hr. you cry about the words. we get it. trump is an intense boss who asks tons of questions and makes you feel bad because he is not like your old boss who almost sank the company. trump never buys doughnuts and leaves his dirty coffee cup in the sync. -- sink. this doesn't hurt him a bit. the scoop: trump is not nice. that's not journalism. "new york times" you may be the paper of record but it's a broken one. >> and it's fish in the greenroom. >> i defend that. >> that's disgusting. i have to go to dr. sapphire. you sound like a character from a comic. >> i am. >> doesn't this op-ed validate what people believe the deep state is and trump will appear to be the victim to supporters? >> i can't put much merit in a letter behind being anonymous. you can say anything you want if you don't put your name behind it. they said don't worry america. adults are in the white house. they are causing more scariness. what they could have done to make people feel better is discuss the accomplishments that the administration achieved in t

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in'y meanie miny mo. i don't like mosquitoes! i'm going crazy. anyway, merry christmas, happy holidays, and god bless the united states. >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert. tonight stephen welcomes from "the circus," john heilemann and alex wagner, judy greer and musical guest first aid kit, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( theme song playing ) >> stephen: whoo! thank you so much! up there, down there, out there! mr. and mrs. america and all the ships at sea, welcome to "the late show." i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) as we broadcast tonight's show, hurricane florence is grinding it's way into the east coast. i hope everyone's staying safe. we're thinking of you. this thing is scary. almost as scary as the weather channel's graphics. >> once that water comes up to three feet, you can see it would be coming up my shins, up towards my waist. this could be enough to knock you off your

. >>> three san francisco police are investigating a meanie -- a minibus crash. dash cam video shows when the bus veered into oncoming traffic and crashed into a dry- cleaning business on lombard street in the city. the driver whose camera recorded the video told us he was on his way to a yoga class around 5:45 this morning when the bus crashed. the bus driver is in the hospital with life- threatening injuries. a passenger on the bus was taken to the hospital but is expected to be okay. police are still trying to figure out what caused the driver to crash. >>> >>> the snell fire has already burntout 2400 acres. it grew by 90 acres overnight. firefighters are getting a vandal is a better handle on it. the fire continues to threaten the neighborhoods around barry estes states. they are so concerned that the winds could change in the fire could run up the hill for nearly 180 homes . the cause of the snell fire is still under investigation. a 45 mile stretch of i-5 north of redding reopened after it was shut down for six days due to the delta fire. it now has grown t

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and the self-pity we're being taken care of by all these big meanies around the world and that was his view on trade. shery: and it was interesting. as he aired these grievances to the body that essentially embodies multilateralism telling everyone to reject globalism. greg: yes. and the people say that it was more measured speech than it was a year ago. i'm not sure about that. the delivery was very calm. because he was reading. but actually, in some ways it was a much tougher speech than it was a year ago. he really had nothing good to say about any international institutions at all. a year ago, at least he held out some hope for the u.n. said it's a body that could reform itself. and wasn't any of that talk this time. the international court is an aberration. it takes our sovereignty away. and the -- america does badly with trade and said we don't believe in globalism and we believe in patriotism. so i think that despite the calm delivery and in some ways this was a much tougher, harder speech than what he gave a year ago. haidi: and when he went through the list of achievements in

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