let's meme it. you your favorite type of chocolate. [ laughter ] oh, there's so many. favorite type? oh. next we have vermont senator bernie sanders who announced last week that he's seeking the democratic nomination for president. here's the meme version. when you find out the delorian broke down. [ laughter ] great scott! and finally, here's hillary clinton speaking at columbia university. now let's check out the meme. when you find out your competition is bernie sanders. [ laughter ] that's it for meme the news. thank you everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ did you guys see this? i saw that the host of cbs's "face the nation" bob schieffer will leave the show at the end of the month. it's a shame. and schieffer said that if he appears on television again it will only be on cbs. and it seems like he's already followed through on that. we have a clip, right? >> we both worked here. we're both going to continue to work here. so let's not talk. you slept with my husband. >> maybe. [ laughter ] >> ji

here's new jersey senator, cory booker. >> you know, i know something about memes, to get memes to go fancy memes compared to what we're not doing. [ laughter ] >> seth: first of all, is there anything sadder than hearing an adult say, "i know something about memes." [ laughter ] it sounds like what an undercover cop would say to a high schooler. "i know something about memes. also, you guys know where i could score some molly drugs?" [ laughter ] second of all, while booker criticized what we're not doing, he also criticized the government's current online efforts to combat terrorism recruitment as laughable. citing the state department's anti-jihad think again turn away twitter account, which tweets among other things quotes from john kerry such as, "kerry commends remarkable commitment and sacrifice of amisom's troop contributing companies in somalia." i'm sorry, senator booker, but if you think quotes from john kerry don't connect with kids, why don't you tell that to his two retweets and two favs. [ laughter and applause ] he doubled up. he doubled up. senator ron johnson in wisc

meme. >>> mariah carey has plenty of number one hits 18 to be exact.bringing them to sin city for a big blowout show. michael strahan got a behind the scenes look and spoke to her about surviving the end of her marriage and starting life as a single mom. >> we can reveal you. >> this is hot. >> i'm just kidding, just kidding. ♪ that will be honey. ♪ like honey ♪ >> watch out sin city mariah's not messin' around. >> everybody loves vegas. there's a new girl in town. you will see me walking around. >> reporter: treated like royalty at caesar's palace in vegas. mariah carey kicking off her next chapter with a larger than life vegas show and album mariah number one to infinity. >> this is inspired by you. so throw me on, touch my body. ♪ touch my body ♪ >> i'm coming back. throw me like that anytime you want. >> reporter: only we got the exclusive backstage pass. up close and personal like you have never seen her before. ♪ >> reporter: her show features all 18 of her number one singles. we want to take a trip down memory lane or a k. a, mariah lane. >> fan

whoever makes the best meme of me falling will win $500 cash. of our very own memes here, president obama doing the heisman -- >> he's an icy hot sponsor. >> that had to hurt when he went down. >>> just ahead, rotten tomatoes gives an audience score of 94%. now a hit show gets the axe. what did she do? why some say this baby monkey is disrespecting the royal family. alright emma, i know it's not your favorite but it's time for your medicine, okay? you ready? one, two, three. [ both ] ♪ emma, emma bo-bemma ♪ ♪ banana-fana-fo-femma ♪ ♪ fee-fi-fo-femma ♪ ♪ em-ma ♪ very good sweety, how do you feel? good. yeah? you did a really good job, okay? [ female announcer ] to nurses everywhere, thank you from johnson & johnson. ♪ "smash me. dear god, smash me into a million pieces" little miss puffytail thinks every time someone enters this room. for while the people who come in here can use quilted northern, a toilet paper that works so well they can completely forget their experience... ...little miss puffytail can never forget. she can dream. dream for th

well he promised cold hard cash for the best meme of the spill and he picked his favorite. winrunner-up is good. here's jeanne moos. >> when most of us fall we're embarrassed to try to laugh it off. when it comes to shaquille o'neal's onset sprawl what's especially rewarding is the reward shaq is offering to those who make fun of his fall. whoever makes the best meme of me busting my [ bleep ] wins $500 cash. >> down goes shaq. >> up went the tweets. shaq knocked down by floyd mayweather. shaq playing twister. in a ball hit. shaq himself was picking favorites saying this guy is winning so far. a guy who add a joke to the chip of shaq's fall. >> it's the funniest thing in my life. >> this isn't the first time that shaq has taken a spill on set. but this time it seemed genuine. though who knows. his 7'1" frame some joked about the impact of his fall. >> shaq was shown dancing with john travolta joining michael jackson's "smooth criminal" but the favorite took about 35 minutes to do it and it was the first ever tweet. >> he's so big and they're so little. opposite attract. >>

las mantes mÁs inquietas crearon los famosos memes.pamela: de abrazo en abrazo creo que recogiÓ mÁs de cien millones de dÓlares. le funcionÓ. borja: cuando salÍ a las calles de miami, no me dieron cien millones de dÓlares. [risas] bÁrbara: me quedÉ dormida y no me perdÍ de mucho. borja: no, la verdad. seÑoras y seÑores, cristiano ronaldo leevanta pasiones en todos lados. este fin de semana hizo feliz a una fanÁtica italiana que se morÍa literalmente por darle un abrazo. la reacciÓn de la joven no tiene precio. confesÓ que habÍa esperado toda su vida para abrazarle y por fin lo consiguiÓ. miren la reacciÓn. [imÁgenes] borja: el problema es eso. no saben quÉ decir. no le salen las palabras. la verdad que... este video se ha vuelto muy viral tambiÉn en las redes. y es que cristiano ronaldo, como he dicho, levanta pasiones. bÁrbarÁ: nos quedamos con la cara de cristiano ronaldo. borja: con sus comentarios a: maÑana mÁs y mejor. bÁrbara: claro que sÍ. pamela: vamos a cambiar de tema. con el pie derecho arrancÓ el concurso de talento en el q

los memes al respecto inundaron las redes sociales.n esta condiciÓn que tenemos de ser un mÉxico diverso y plural que tiene distintas Ópticas diferentes visiones, en esa condiciÓn hubiÉsemos podido hacer una serie de reformas que ha sido pospuesta por varias dÉcadas. presidente peÑa nieto: a las regiones del territorio que hasta hace unos aÑos y tiene escenarios de gran violencia. >> la captura de narcotraficantes han sido opacado por los escÁndalos en el occidente del paÍs. organismo como la onu continÚan evaluando a mÉxico en corrupciÓn y respetÓ los derechos humano >> marÍa: profanadores de tumbas desentierran visirÓ el mÁs antiguo cementerio de caracas. >> este no es el lugar de descanso eterno para quienes fallecen en caracas. urnas arrojadas en sus calles decenas de tumbas profanadas restos humanos expuestos a la vista con figuras de cristo sin cabeza >> eso estÁ de terror. estÁn profanando las tumbas para llevarse los cuerpos de las personas. >> la profanaciÓn de tumbas no es nueva pero los Últimos meses se ha hecho masiva. amal

pero los memes, son los memes. karla: yo me voy para acÁ, porque miren una mamÁ exÓtica...a ustedes se acuerdan de este Éxito de los 80? este fin de semana vamos a estar en puerto rico, tambiÉn esta canciÓn la cantó laura pausini. no puedo cantar, me encantarÍa cantar... pero dÉjenme decir que jesse nos va a presentar una ciudad que se fue por completo a los 80. me gustarÍa ver eso. ♪ ♪ ♪ con la mÚsica latina, tambiÉn bailando ♪ ♪ y 1000 vueltas vamos dando ♪ ♪ esto es lo que haces cada mes al pagar tu cuenta de verizon o at&t: tirar la mitad de tu dinero a la basura. cámbiate a sprint y paga la mitad de la tarifa de tu plan. tráenos tu cuenta de verizon o at&t, y cortaremos la tarifa de tu plan a la mitad. además, te reembolsamos lo que te cueste cambiarte a sprint. significa mucho más de lo que te imaginas. aarp es una organización para personas mayores de 50 años que enriquece tu vida. aarp lucha para proteger tus derechos y los de tu comunidad. ademáscomo socio, te brinda consejos financieros, y descuentos en hoteles y restaurantes para disfrutar en familia. descubre ho

karla: a rihanna le hicieron muchos memes.pidiÓ que dÉ las gracias a todo el pÚblico sus oraciones, por ser parte de la vida de ella y de su esposo, que en este caso es mi hermano, es parte de la familia, desde aquÍ, mi reina, te mandamos besos! y les tengo que decir, esa foto es precisente despuÉs de darle pecho. ya la amamantÓ, estÁ muy contenta y feliz. >> muy comilona. karla: y gorda, ¿ya la vieron? alan: felicidades, tÍa. karla: una emociÓn, no me la creo, es mi primer sobrina por mis hermanos, tengo del lado de mi esposo, pero de mis hermanos es la primera, se siente muy bonito, y lo bonito en el caso de "despierta amÉrica", tanto anita como yo llegamos aquÍ reciÉn casadas, y pudimos compartir el milagro de vida con el pÚblico, ana estÁ en la mejor etapa de su vida, ahora usted van a ser parte de la vida de ella, fueron parte de su vida en dos participÓ "nuestra belleza latina", ustedes la apoyaron, ahora la van a ver con su princesa. luego te va a tocar a ti. alan: me puse tan nervioso como si fuera la mÍa, en dos seman

make it a meme. win 500 bucks from shaq. >> it's surprising it doesn't happen more often. >>> up next at 11:00, a new warning for pet owners. why that made in the usa label that makes you feel better doesn't always mean treats are free of potentially deadly ingredients. live look at our realtime doppler radar. we're seeing rain for sure this morning. >> meteorologist christina loren has been busy all morning long. storm clouds christina. >>> yeah. we're still investigating that. it's definitely a possibility. this is unusual. you might be checking your calendar. what month is it? it's may. but snow coming down at the lake level as we speak in tahoe. i want to show you video from earlier near donner pass. at this point we've already accumulated upwards of 6 inches of fresh snowfall up there. you can see here these are very light, fluffy flakes of snow. the system is coming through. actually had winter-like characteristics associated with it. but it's unusual to see a system this cold when we had tempe

this is referring to the ryan gosling meme to end all ryan gosling memes.ng, anyone remember? these are six second looping vehicles. just a spoonful of cereal slowly inching towards gosling's face. the creator said the idea came to him watching the film "drive" and a simple concept, the results are amazing. yes, it was ryan gosling won't eat his cereal. the creator, ryan mchenry. as we mentioned back then he said the idea came to him very naturally. "i was watching "drive" and it looked like he was staring at my cereal." gosling said we were so fond of it, i put out on my own version. but on monday that filmmaker died way too young from bone cancer. he was 27 years old. in honor of him, people began taking to twitter with statements like this. >> well ryan gosling did just that. paid tribute by posting his very own vine easting his cereal tweeting, my heart goes out to his family and friends. i feel very lucky to have been part of his life. we can hope he would be pleased. >> you like cereal? >> i love it. but when i started having back pain my sister had t

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so call l meme t tododayay at the number below. oror i is s itit a aboboveve?? didismsmouountnt!!oh, , anand d hehe s stitickcks s ththe e landing! >>> people love free samples, anything. they will say free sample sure i'll eat it. it's dog? >> yeah it is dog. [ bleep ]. >> dog! oh my god! >> yeah you ate dog. >> whoa! dog. >> it's a prank. >> dog. >> dog? for real? >> yeah. >> ahh. >> it's a dog? >> yeah it's dog. dog jerkey. >> people have to ask twice. they want to make sure they didn't miss it. he didn't say hot dog, he said dog. >> i think it's the surprise faomn your mouth, you want to know what it is. >> you like dogs? >> oh yeah. >> you know what i have eaten dog. i have eaten real dog. >> this really turns kind of dark which you kind of expect in a stunt like this. >> it's dog. >> thanks for saying that first. >> yeah, that was teriyaki ter yor. >> you feel like you can't breathe, your skin is burning. it's only going to feel like i'm kicking you until i'm too tired to kick you anymore. i could go to jail for that and i'm willing to do so. i will inflict so much physical

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amarillo que llegarÁ al cine pac-man del juego del video al espacio a una spel que la pelÍcula >>> a mÍ e meme. doctora: lo es, creo que lo es. >> "nunca dejamos a ningÚn herido ni a ningÚn muerto en el campo de batalla" y es hora de traer a estos veteranos que han sido deportados de los estados unidos. >> y nos preguntamos, una persona con esta trayectoria ¿debe ser castigado a ese nivel? [♪] >> a ella la han agarrado presa dos veces. ella fue a colombia... >> no me han agarrado presa, detenida. la pÁgina que tengo es de turismo. [lee] >> muchos me conocen como la ministr

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just because somebody on his staff understands an internet meme.re about drones don't want them compared to an internet meme. this isn't about don't tase me bro. it's dumb and weird and offensive. i think either you don't care about it in which case you're not paying attention to what rand paul is putting on his t-shirts, and you do care about it in which case you're offended that he's making light of it. his policies are just as backwards as the rest of the republican field, which is why all he can do is stand there and declare how cool he is. he can't actually show it in terms of millennial support. >> he gets burned when he does it. ray-ban asked rand to stop selling his rand ray-ban sunglasses. it's like when people are like my walk-on music is kanye west. and kanye west is like don't ever use my music again because you are not my candidate. >> remember when the simpsons had that character, the rapping dog. if rand starts doing that we're all in trouble. i do think, though his ideas are a little bit different. and he's the only republican who's

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so call l meme t tododayay at the number below. oror i is s itit a aboboveve?? didismsmouountnt!! anand d hehe s stitickcks s ththe e landing! week you can nominate somebody. >> build me the batmobile. >> the moments not meant to be caught on camera are and they are awesome. >> security footage from inside a bar from the uk. this fella collects glasses. 18 years old. his name is tom. he doesn't know the camera is on him. watch what he starts doing. >> a gun show. boom! boom! >> guys that in and of itself is hilarious. what is better is the sound track provided by his boss. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> it keeps getting better. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> i feel like i'm listening to ricky gervais stand-up or something. isn't it awesome? they hosted it on facebook and he quickly went viral. now, tom can't walk down the street without being recognized. >> what do you do when your boss does that to you? do you quit? >> ask for a raise. >> first he was upset because he looks cocky. now he says he can see the humor in it. [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> the word of the day, man. >> y

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creating memes, letting the audience caption those memes getting them to enter into a sweepstakes orem to share your content. you know, "like this post for x" or "share it for y." >> it's all about trying to figure out this pipeline of connected pieces that are going to continue that audience to be essentially your best marketer. because that's the hope. >> the 75th hunger games! >> rushkoff: just take a look at two of the biggest movies aimed at teens: the hunger games and its sequel catching fire. >> catching fire is coming out. >> i've seen the ad online. >> commercials on youtube. >> a lot of my friends would post pictures. >> are tweeting a lot about it. >> like, new movie posters and the outfits. >> like this page about the hunger games movie. >> it's exciting it lures you in. >> yeah, i am excited about it coming up. >> rushkoff: what's designed to look like a grassroots wave of excitement is actually a meticulously planned marketing strategy. it may be "catching fire," but it was doused with gasoline beforehand. >> absolutely nothing is left to chance. i mean, with the hunger

and that's another reason i'm very upset about the they lied, people died meme, because we now have three reports that looked at that thesis and said there's no ed of pressure on -- no evidence of pressure on analysts there's no evidence that anyone deliberately lied. and why americans want to believe they were deliberately lied to rather than the fact that their intelligence community has failed them is a separate question we can debate. but the point you raise about journalism and how we've come to view it, yes that's very much in flux. i'm very worried about the trend. i don't see americans as being better informed today than we were ten years ago despite all this fancy new technology. so, yes sir i share your concern. >> okay. >> next question. >> i think i'm too short. i don't really have a -- >> the microphone is too tall. >> sorry. i don't really have a question, i have a debate point. i was at the center of the debate on the iraq weapons of mass destruction. >> here, here. >> i don't know what to do, go like that? [laughter] go like soupy sales. does that work? in fact, there was

de supermÁn y ahora el ex hedor estarÁ dando un premio de 500 $ para la persona que haga el mejor memeos con sobrepeso tienen menos posibilidades de graduarse? >> posibilidad de lluvia para esta noche. la tengo el reporte completo despuÉs de la pausa. de salud que acompañan a la obesidad se suma leÓn: a los problemas de salud que acompaÑan a la obesidad se suma otro inconveniente, el desempeÑo escolar. los adolescentes obesos son mucho mÁs propensos a graduarse de la escuela secundaria que sus compaÑeros mÁs delgados. la brecha en la tasa de graduaciÓn fue sorprendente, 50 y 6% de los estudiantes obesos terminÓ de sus compaÑeros de clase. _56 marÍa: al final no sÉ si cayeron algunas gotitas. leÓn: vamos a ver de quÉ va a pasar en los siguientes dÍas con el pronÓstico del tiempo. millie:, siempre es un placer estar con los seres, prepÁrese porque hay posibilidad de lluvia para esta noche. las mÁximas que hemos alcanzado el dÍa de hoy 66 grados, lo normal 67. estamos dentro de Él lo normal, lo que tambiÉn se registrÓ en nuestros diferentes localidades, temperaturas sumamente frescas haci

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. >> he tweets out whoever makes me the best meme of me busting my you know what wins $500 cash. go. he has the smooth criminal dance with michael jackson and simba in the lion king. >> some really good shaq memes. my kids are obsessed with shaq. >> he randomly stopped by here one saturday. >> i know he did. >> he sat next to sheinelle. >> there he is at superman. knocked out by floyd mayweather. the memes went on. >> he has a great sense of humor. >>> another story we want to update you on the offer from zappos. we will not have traditional managers or job titles. if it doesn't work for you, we will give you three months severance and you can leave. the washington post has an update. about 14% of the company, 200 employees, took that offer. they did not give details on who left or why they left. they say that people took the packages for different reasons. said this is not for everyone. when given the out, they took it. >> probably a case by case thing. you want to leave and get three months severance. >> and you have three months to look for a job. other people don't like the i

in january he claimed his branch was behind the satirical killing that kill 12 meme. fbi director james comey said the information surfaced on sunday just hours before they started shooting in suburban dallas. jeff pegues hases more. >> reporter: just before the attack on sunday elton simpson tweeted texas attack. that same day at about 4:00 p.m. the fbi said it sent a bulletin of simpson and a license plate to police in garland texas, where the contest for drawings was being held. the fbi did not know simpson and his accomplish, nadir soofi, were en route from phoenix armed with ak-47s. at around 7:00 p.m. the two men opened fire on police before being killed by a traffic officer. simpson had apparently received guidance and inspiration online from this american jihadist fighting in somalia. in an off-camera session with reporters, fbi director james coney described isis's siren song. he said the terror group reaches out through social media sites by twitter, identifies followers and sends them to encrypted sites that are difficult to track. comey said the messages a

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