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for more on this ozempic thanksgiving, let's go live to michael kosta. and applause] michael, how will ozempic affect thanksgiving this year? >> well, it definitely comes with its own problems. if everyone in the family is eating less, that means most of the food is going to waste. unless you take it to the homeless shelter, but come on, that's, like, a 20 minute drive. >> ronny: okay, i guess the family could just make less food. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. let's not go that far. there's actually a much better solution. gluttonal! it's a new drug that dramatically increases your appetite during the 24 hours of thanksgiving. [applause] you inject ozempic into your thigh, you inject gluttonal into your neck, and boom! you're deep throating aunt karen's fingerlings all night long! >> ronny: yeah, okay, but isn't that going to [bleep] up your metabolism? >> oh, yeah, big time. if only there was a drug that could fix that. well, guess what, it's called compoxo. you pop a couple of these pills up your butt and your metabolism is evened out for the day. >> ronny: hold

tonight is halloween, so we had michael kosta investigate one of the scariest places in america: the market. check it out. >> after record highs during the covid era, u.s. housing sales have reached their lowest point since the 2008 recession. rising interest rates and low inventory are forcing realtors like santa fe's suzanne taylor to represent properties that are less than desirable. >> there was very little inventory here. we get a lot of homes that have been completely torn apart. you know, animal feces in the living room, just nasty type of properties that have just been left to rot. >> and some of these santa fe homes also present another unique challenge. >> so basically, people do believe in ghosts in santa fe. there is just a certain energy, a certain vibe that people get. you >> you are saying santa fe has more ghosts than other cities? >> yeah, it does. i can observe it, especially on an open house. >> unsurprising income and open house mixing desperate, vulnerable buyers and the level and spirits can spell trouble. >> when they walk into a living room, or the bedroom --