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tonight, kelly ripa, michael strahan, andy am berg and 2-year-old basketball prodigy titus. >> jimmy: here we go. >> dicky: plus, jimmy visitsed barber shop. a performance by internet sensation and exclusive preview of "game of thrones." and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you all. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. for a lot of people, the end of a three-day weekend. it's president's day today. today, mitt romney spent the day quietly staring out of one of 1,200 windows in his home. a tear streaming down his eye. hey, here's a -- here's a fun presidential fact. did you know our 12th president, zachary taylor, was a cast member on the show "home improvement." think about it, it's kind of true. president obama celebrated by playing golf with tiger woods. obama took a three-day golf vacation to florida, and the first lady took the daughters to colorado to ski. you know you have a good marriage when you say, sure, honey, go have a guys' weekend with tiger woods. stop by the hooters and have some win

please welcome michael strahan. >> jimmy: you just flew in from disney world right?ng at disney. it has been great. >> jimmy: you and your fiancee have like 37 kids between you. >> nine. >> jimmy: how many of them were at the park with you there? >> six. >> jimmy: at disney world. oh, boy. >> like you are a tour director. come on. don't get lost. it, it wears you out. and my little ones they're 8 years old, i took them to new fantasyland. i am cool on everything, go upside down. all that. i can't do that teacup spin. >> jimmy: me neither. >> they made me sick. "daddy, this is fun." not so fun when i am throwing up. >> jimmy: that's why they're shaped like cups. a terrible ride. really is. a medieval torture device. >> a horrible ride. after five days i was worn out. >> jimmy: i bet. >> tired. >> jimmy: bring six kids to disney. you are happy if you come back with four of them. >> yeah. >> jimmy: right. >> we tried to lose a few. didn't work that way. >> jimmy: kelly sent this picture of you and her together at disney world. i don't know if you've seen that. see, the

[cheers and applause]and michael," this is michael strahan.

tomorrow night, michael strahan, thanks for watching. "nightline" is next. good night. ♪ >>> tonight, cold-blooded murder or tragic mistake? for the first time, olympian oscar pistorius describes what happened the fateful night he gun down his model girlfriend. from a famous real house wives drama free family, the high intensity bonding game. one man's mission to uncover the secrets of happy families. >>> and america's most elite fighters stepping out of the shadows. >> they're coming in hot. >> a navy s.e.a.l. opening the doors to the secret world of the guys who took down osama bin laden. >>> in recent years, most of the stories written about oscar pistorius centered around his drive to beat the fastest runners in the world despite being born without functional legs. now all anyone cares about is what drove this olympian to shoot his girlfriend four time in the early hours of valentine's day. after being accused of premeditated murder, he released his side of the story for the first time today and abc's reporter has the details. >> reporter: it is the myst

. >> michael strahan will be on the red carpet the night before. he have kelly in a position back stage where right when the winners come off we'll be there with another camera. >> ultimately it's about the fans and they showed up here to get a touch of magic. >> a lot of my friends back home i told them i was coming and they were like, take pictures for us. they never get to see this excitement. >> you can't see anything. >> i know, but it's just the feel of being here. it's fabulous. it's hollywood! reporter: all of these acclaimed films in the running and crowd favorites and then you'll meet -- a lot of people may not know who he is but by the time the evening is over he may be a household name. he is the host. and been coming up at 11:00, a couple from san san a moan who were -- san ramon. nobody is here but i guarantee you in less than 4 hours from now this place is going to be jammed. we're questioned in along the red carpet tomorrow. live in hollywood, don sanchez, abc7 news. >> ama: thank you, don. to get the full oscar experience, download

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freedom without love ♪ no freedom without love ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank michael strahanteller. and tummy talk. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night -- kelly ripa, elon musk and music from the mowglis. thanks for watching. "nightline" is next. this is the cd -- "girl who got away" comes out march 26th, playing us off the air with "white flag" -- see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, dido! good night! ♪ ♪ i know you think that i shouldn't still love you or tell you that but if i didn't say it ♪ ♪ well i'd still have felt it where's the sense in that i promise i'm not trying to make your life harder ♪ ♪ or return to where we were i will go down with this ship and i won't put my hands up and surrender ♪ ♪ there will be no white flag above my door >> announcer: tonight on "nightline." fatal attraction? the bombshell testimony as accused murderer jodi arias tearfully accounts what happened the day she shot, stabbed and slashed her one-time boyfriend. the turn in a tale of sex, lies and deviance. >>> inside a war zone. our terry mor

. >>> also ahead, one of the stars shining bright on the red carpet, our good friend michael strahan s and sam were all out very, very late last night. celebrating the big post-oscar parties. we'll take you inside the governor's ball. elton john's star-studd eded s e soiree. >> journalism. same doing some journalism. take a look. it looks like an oscar. wolfgang puck. he's been catering the governor's ball for two decades. >> he sends every year, little ones that go out all over the tables. we try to take them home. go ahead, bite the head off. go ahead. >> it is, george, i think. >> oh, please. >> i was worried there for a moment. >> that was very brave. i didn't know if it was chocolate or not. >> i didn't know either. >> well loved. 7,000 bucks. >> i have never been happier. is there that could have gone so wrong. >> i'm so glad it was chocolate, america. >>> oscar eight in is unforgettable. cameron mathison was with michael strahan of "live with kelly and michael" to talk about his adventures. give michael a hug for all of us there, cam. >> you want me to give him a hug. absolutel

tonight, kelly ripa, michael strahan, andy am berg and 2-year-old basketball prodigy titus. >> jimmy: here we go. >> dicky: plus, jimmy visitsed barber shop. a performance by internet sensation and exclusive preview of "game of thrones." and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you all. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. for a lot of people, the end of a three-day weekend. it's president's day today. today, mitt romney spent the day quietly staring out of one of 1,200 windows in his home. a tear streaming down his eye. hey, here's a -- here's a fun presidential fact. did you know our 12th president, zachary taylor, was a cast member on the show "home improvement." think about it, it's kind of true. president obama celebrated by playing golf with tiger woods. obama took a three-day golf vacation to florida, and the

tonight -- michael strahan. actor miles teller. and music from dido. with cleto and the cletones and now for your information here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to visit ussus in oured to joe. was traffic all right. los angeles became the first city to synchronize all of the traffic lights. they just set them all to yellow. they will leave it like that forever. city estimates that the new system will reduce travel times by 12% which means instead of taking 1:45 to get home it will only take 1:33 to get home. but they're saying if this is as successful, synchronized traffic lights could become an event in the next olympics. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. things will be a little

john elway, michael strahan, jerome bet advertise and now ray lewis capping a -- bettis and now ray lewis7 year career. the ravens rallied around their vocal leader rolling through the postseason playing inspired ball. lewis' return from a tricep tear was unlikely but to cap it in this fashion all the more astonishing. a 13 time pro bowler, two time super bowl champ and one of the best linebackers to ever play the game. >> what better way to go out, you know, and i think more importantly, it's my teammates the way i went out, the things that we've been through all year, battling through this journey, up and down roller coaster, the injuries, the passings of people, man, and we stayed together and now i get to ride off in the sunset with my second ring. >> the super bowl mvp will soon be one of the highest paid quarterbacks in the league but first things first, a visit to disney world in orlando, flacco admittedly going off about an hour and a half of sleep made the rounds with mickey. he was asked what it feels like to have the confetti fall and be crowned a super bowl champion. >> i have

michael strahan! and pa michael strahan!] >> ahhh. kelly: hi, everybody. it is tuesday, february 12, 2013. it is a fashion week, in case you missed it, and today, i am

i'm going to be backstage at the oscars which for me is a much better position than my co-host, michael strahaning to be on the red carpet. it's terrifying. people are at the most nervous, most exhausted. they've just been asked the same question 80 zillion times. >> jimmy: and you have to recognize them instantly. if you don't, it's terrible. >> exactly. it's terrible. and we don't have the ear piece where people are telling you who people are. >> jimmy: you should get that. they're like $80. you can use ours. >> can we borrow yours? i'm back staining. i am literally backstage after they win the academy award, i'm the first person they see. last year i found that people would reveal things to me like, they're like, i was born with both. oh, my god. i was like, whoa! did you get that? did anybody record that? >> jimmy: that's the best place to be. >> it was incredible. we had shut down. we had broken down. we thought we were done. suddenly everybody starts scrambling. i see the camera men are scrambling. they're putting like batteries in the camera. are these things still battery operated? >> j

her cohost michael strahan the former defensive end did not make the profootball hall of fame. eliminated today on the final ballot. too bad, michael. he was a great one. and they make an adorable couple together. former giants jets patriots head coach bill parcells did make the hall of fame. meanwhile, robert griffin iii voted the nfl rookie of the year. and the man who set the moment when it comes to the great, washington quarterback, the winner of super bowl xvii joe theismann from new orleans and the mighty linebacker for the philadelphia eagles. dawdh. in i, do you you miss is volcano a a sense of longing when you look at the ravens and 49ers about to talk field. >> when you are hear you reminisce about the game and remember the plays. joe and i were just talking about one of the plays and actually playing in the super bowl and how fantastic an experience that was and actually being down in the camaraderie and fanfare and being a part of the entire experience. >> geraldo: before i talk about all of those various distractions, joe, how proud of you -- how proud are you of o

next week, we'll be joined by andy samberg, kelly ripa, michael strahan, anthony edwards, mike piazza have music from dido, ben harper with charlie musclewhite. so join us. our first guest tonight is a terrific actress who has a golden globe, an oscar, and a bond, james bond. you can see her as one of three witches in the new movie "oz the great and powerful." it opens in theaters march 8. please say hello to rachel weisz. are those for me? >> it's a little sad as a bunch. but it's happy valentine's day. >> jimmy: happy valentine's day to you. thank you very much. >> oh, thank you! swr >> jimmy: should i be worried about giving james bond's wife roses? i feel like there's laser things on my head right now. >> he likes you. also, james bond would never get married. you know, he only has one-night stands. doesn't he, right? >> jimmy: that's true. he did have a wife at one time, i think. early in the james bond story and then something terrible happened. and now he's avenging her death. >> really? they were married? >> jimmy: i could be wrong. guillermo, is that how it was? >> yeah. then

tony dovolani is with michael strahan. >> baltimore or san francisco?> now trending -- chelsea versus piers. >> you're so annoying. >> plus lady gaga's shocking rant against her ex-assistant over toothbrushes and pillows. then my birthday surprise for ellen. >> ellen at "the ellen show" is the only other woman i get naked for. >> it's weird to watch, but i'm watching. >> plus, day two of my february face-off with maria. who can whip up the better super bowl snacks? >> i'm winning right now, lopez, 1-0, baby.

sapp gets in and michael strahan did not. strange.l parcells and curley culp and david republican son. >> minnesota's viking running backd adrian participatedson pederson was named the mvp. there was some question whether peterson would play this season after major knee surgery. he beats out peyton manning who won today's come back player of the year. robert griffin iii was an easy winner of the offensive rookie player year, colts and luck got 11, seattle's rustle wilson had 10. and bruce arians becomes the first interim coach to be voted the coach of year. he replaced chuck pagano's during pagano's treatment for leukemia. >>> the sharks were the only undefeated team in the nhl and if you have been watching, you know those wins don't come easy. shark fans are used to overtime, but they didn't get to cheer many goals against nashville. it was scoreless after 1 period and havlat scores and starts to celebrate too early. the goalie is able to block it and keep the puck out. havlat right now would like a little bit of quiet time. shark's

tomorrow night, michael strahan, thanks for watching. "nightline" is next. good night. ♪

captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael strahand applause] oh my gosh, everybody, it is friday, february 8, 2013! it is snowy and chilly and rainy and cold and all of those things that are so scary and terrible. stay in lockdown with us. roll up to the tv with your snuggy on. michael: i actually did buy a snuggy. kelly: who didn't? everybody owns. michael: you're like oh yeah? i know you got gelman.

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] michael: fired up.

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now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! applause] ♪ kelly: thank you. thank you. you know, we really should have been supermodels. michael: yes. kelly: what a waste of natural talent. it's friday, february 15, 2013. it is fashion week, of course, and today, i am wearing tadashi

now here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! nd applause] kelly: so glamorous! so glamorous! oh my gosh. hi! michael: you look great. kelly: thank you. hi! thank you very much. it's friday, february 22, 2013. in case you couldn't tell, it is our pre-oscar celebration. michael: i'm excited about the oscars. kelly: are you really? i am too. i love holly

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: i love this song. ing that the home, no place like home, it is tuesday, february 26, 2013, we are back in our studios in new york. [applause] i'm so happy to see our home crowd. michael: and i've got to say, you are pretty in pink. wow. kelly: oh, thank you. michael: you look good. kelly: this old thing. no, i was telling michael backstage that all of my wardrobe sort of went to florida and then went directly to california from florida and

captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael strahanichael: yo! yo! [cheers and applause] kelly: hi! wow. michael: oh wow! [cheers and applause] kelly: all right, all right!odyt everybody just stay calm! michael: calm down! kelly: it's thursday, february 28, 2013. welcome to our show. you can tell it's a thursday crowd because remember what we said about thursdays, thursdays are when women are at their most satisfied. if you know what i mean. [laughter] so, good for all you. [cheers and applause] michael: plus, i think half our audience has already started

captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael strahan everybody! happy valentine's day. it is still fashion week, not just valentine's day. today i am just valentine's day. today i am [cheers and applause]

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: wow. wow. u, too! kelly: love you too, mom. just kidding. it's wednesday, february 27, 2013. as i said before, wednesday is the new friday. michael: yes, it is. [applause] kelly: you're like that's not true. friday is the new friday. michael: how are you? are you doing all right? >> i'm great. yeah. i'm a little like half in my dress so anything can happen so let's stay tuned and see. michael: that means i will be doing the opening of the show like this to you the entire time. kelly: no, with your jacket like this. kelly: no, with your jacket like this. it's a dreary day

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: hi. hi! calm down. as a matter of fact. one more day until we become ugly on wednesday at 3:30. i'm fascinated by that

[captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are michael strahan ake a bow! take a bow! kelly: good thing i didn't win the super bowl. oh, that was aerupt. i guess they're only mildly happy. thursday, february 7, 2013. and yes, last night we did compete in the empire state building run up, and yes we finished! [cheers and applause] michael: how do you feel? [cheers and applause] michael: how do you feel? kelly: i feel

captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael strahannk you so much. thank you. it is monday! [cheers and applause] and it is monday, february 4, 2013. and i think what the audience is trying to say is that you are in

now, here with kelly ripa and michael strahan! nd applause] hello. hello. michael: hey! kelly: hi there. michael: good morning. kelly: hi there. michael: good morning. kelly: good morning,