hardee's near mankato, minnesota it's just so perfect i think if someone told you, "hey, they seized mike lindell'shone," your brain would just autocomplete the sentence with, "at a mankato hardee's." it's also great because lindell's regular speaking volume is everybody else's ordering at a drive-thru volume. "they surrounded me at a hardee's, and at first i thought they were going to take my order, so i said, 'okay, i'll have 97 orders of biscuits,' but then they told me they were with the fbi, and i said, 'does that stand for federal biscuit inspectors?' and they said that's not a thing. and i said, 'well, it should be because sometimes the biscuits are too dry. and they said, 'don't tell anybody. and i showed them that and that's not the one where'd the thing go i don't have a computer. [ laughter ] i also - [ cheers and applause i also love to imagine lindell only eats at restaurants in towns that are fun to say in his voice. "where do you guys want to go eat? we could go to the hardee's in mankato, or the arby's in owatonna, or maybe the jack in the box in oconomowoc. [ laughter ] so that's l

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the better the night they have, the more incoherent mike lindell gets in 2020, lindell was like, "there'sthe machines." very simple. now that republicans, and specifically, trump, have gotten crushed again. he's spitting out and vomiting a bunch of meaningless nonsense at lightning speed, like an amazon echo that got dropped in the toilet hey, alexa can you give me an election update >> china's ccp, uniparty, global deep state, dominion, cia voting machines hacked our cybercrime spike through the real-time cyber crime cyber desk cyber, cyber, cyber, cyber, cyber, cyber, cyber, cyber >> seth: okay, okay, okay. and also, who did the dolphins beat this weekend? >> da bears. [ laughter ] >> seth: so, lindell is blaming -- [ laughter ] -- fraud, but many other right wing pundits are looking elsewhere for suspects on fox news, for example, they're blaming the fact that no one seems to hate joe biden. >> there's just not the hatred for joe biden that there is for barack obama and for the clintons there's not a "hate biden" vote that's out there you know when you go and trump's on the ballot, the

hi, it's me, mike lindell. the only survivor of a van accident on northbound highway 63 outside scanlon in august of '89. i ain't slept a wink in six to eight months cause i'm so worried about our elections. and about how wolves can figure out how to open doors. [ laughter ] what i do, though, is get patriots who can get things done. that's why i'm endorsing three kids in a trench coat for governor of wisconsin. everybody knows a kid can't be governor. but three kids on each other's shoulders in a trench coat meets the height requirement and more. three kids in a trench coat can sneak into any polling place and then scan the fraudulent voters. let me tell you a bit about each of them. the one on the bottom will protect our right to conceal carry, cause he's the one that's got the slingshot. the kid in the middle cares about the environment because he keeps a frog in a jar and he poked holes in the lid, smart. the little guy on the top, boy is this one a rascal. tricked me into doing his chores for a week for hi

speaking of dodos, mike lindell, if you didn't see our show last night, mike lindell, the mypillow manour guest. i interviewed him while he was squeezed inside of an arcade claw machine. [ laughter ] like zoltar from "big" came to life to spread conspiracy theories about an election -- >> har har, good one. >> jimmy: who's that? >> mike lindell, inventor of mypillow. i'm over here at davey brewster's. >> jimmy: you're still at dave & buster's? it's been 24 hours. >> has it? you know what they say. it's time flies when you're slowly suffocating. >> jimmy: hold on, do you mean to tell me you spent the whole night in there? >> no, i've been in here since yesterday. soaking in my own juices. one of your producer gals was supposed to let me out but she must have got distracted by the lady pac woman machine because she never came back. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> so i hollered at brenda the waitress to let me free, but they couldn't on account it was time for dylan jay's birthday party, which was a horror show. >> jimmy: oh, no, what happened? >> the kids! dirt little boogers surrounded me. >

[ laughter ] the my pillow man, mike lindell, is almost out of -- i don't know what's going on but he's dominion voting systems for $1.3 billion. mike's lawyers say he doesn't have that kind of money, they claim that -- dominion says after he started spreading this gobbledygook about the election, profits at my pillow skyrocketed because he was on the news all the time. which has now forced mike lindell, who's in litigation, to cry poor. >> let me tell you the facts about my pillow. when i tried to get this out to the people, my pillow lost $100 million in retailers. we are not up 30 or 40%, we're down. we are down. i've had to borrow money. >> jimmy: i don't know who would lend this man money. [ laughter ] but are they on crack too? i don't know. [ laughter ] mike claims he's even had to cut costs at my pillow. now, instead of his patented interlocking fill, they're stuffing my pillows with packets of splenda he steals from the caribou coffee down the street. [ laughter ] most of the right-wing crank channels on cable have given up on mike lindell because they don't want to get sued to

but not with mike lindell. "yeah, i keep it all on my motorola flip.call logs, list of crimes, both completed and plans and all my picture i don't trust the cloud or any clouds because they look like big fluffy pillows but in reality, they're filled with -- the air. [ laughter ] now, you might, you might be wondering which of the many trump investigations the lindell raid was specifically related to well, it's a very bizarre and complicated story, but basically, federal agents apparently wanted to know more about lindell's potential connections to a plot concocted by a pro-trump clerk in mesa county, colorado named tina peters, who was indicted earlier this year, for election tampering among other things basically, peters wanted to prove that the 2020 election was tampered with and in the process she herself allegedly tampered with election equipment by breaching voting machines. peters obtained copies of election information, which later wound up online according to an indictment to perpetrate the scheme peters allegedly used a local i.t. consultant's

. >> we got mike lindell joining us right now.e is back at mar-a-lago. >> i just got stung by a bee, brandon. >> what? i hope you're not allergic, are you? >> no, i'm not allergic. i'm going, what is that pin going into me? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i'm surprised he didn't blame the machines for that. [ laughter ] my god, brandon, now dominion's sending robot bees into my butt! [ laughter ] that's the deep state injection bee, you long to us now. [ laughter ] the other contender for goofball of the year is congressman george santos. he's working so hard to distract us from the fact that he lied his way into the house of representatives, he went out and bought a jersey to pretend he's excited about the mets -- hey, guys. today's opening day. as a good old mets fs fan, i kn you're not going to be playing until april 6th back home, but in good old fashion -- ♪ let go mets ♪ [ laughter ] >> he's a good old mets fan giving the team a good old-fashioned go mets. he's a guy's guy. he loves baseball, you know? rooting for the mets. cra

mypillow ceo mike lindell even claimed he had access to voting machines to detect fraud for more on thistime for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: you may recall that as part of the gop attempt to overthrow the election results in 2020, donald trump called georgia secretary of state brad raffensperger to magically find enough votes to overturn the results in a now-infamous phone call in his own separate call with raffensperger, graham asked him if he had the power to throw out legally cast ballots at the time when the call was first reported graham described it as an innocent conversation and said he was just curious about how mail voting works in georgia. >> what i'm very concerned about is that if you're going to continue to vote by mail, that we need to know what systems work and what don't. it's up to the people of georgia, but i think they have every right in the world to reach out and say, "how does it work?" >> seth: that's right, he was just curious about how mail voting works so instead of googling it or hopping on a bike and pedaling down to the town library, he

gotten unofficial offers from one america news network, conservative news outlet blaze tv, and even mike lindell tucker carlson a job. yeah, lindell wants tucker to be the pillow. big news out of the white house, i almost forgot. last week, president biden officially announced that he will seek a second term. of course, we know biden's real opponent is the ravages of time. if he wins a second term, he will be 86 when he leaves office. and voters feel that is, to put it delicately: way too [bleep] old. according to a new poll, 70% of americans believe biden should not run for re-election, and half of those polled cite his age as a major reason. but what matters is that biden is young at heart. that's right. [applause] that's right. that's right. that's right. that's right. have to worry about.rgans we- but joe's got hope, baby, because in that same poll, 88% of democratic voters say they'd definitely or probably still vote for biden if he's the nominee. yeah! definitely or probably. so, nobody wants him, but they'll take him if he's their only option. he's the political position known as "oatmeal

didn't stop his viewers from hearing dominion conspiracies from fox news sponsor and mypillow ceo mike lindellere receiving the ten commandments from a wendy's sign. yes. that's biggie god. [applause] biggie drink, biggie fry. murdoch explained that the decision wasn't political. it was a business decision, adding "it's not red or blue. it's green," which is also what the nurse screamed at his last urology exam. even the former president was shocked by this story. the former president took to his fake social media site to ask "why is rupert murdoch throwing his anchors under the table," okay, that's not an expression. but you know what they say: "the squeaky wheel gets the hose again," and "nobody puts baby in a blender!" the dominion lawsuit is a massive story, which is why fox news isn't covering it. in fact, if you go to their website and search the past two months for the words "dominion voting systems," you don't get a article. not a single article. you just get a page that says "error 404: journalism not found." so if, if... there you go. there you go. pretty quick. so if there are any f

has been a disaster to which mike lindell responded use promo code g.o.p.ur next pillow sham. sham click the sham elections! sham x elsewhere, a prominent election denier was denied his election and finally admitted it. talk about pennsylvania republican gubernatorial candidate and prompted testible ... douglas triano. he believed, and this is true -- believed god himself would ensure his victory. so it was extra sweet when the sunday he conceded to josh shapiro. ♪ hallelujah, hallelujah ♪ yes! on a sunday, reminds me of the inspirational poster where in the lord says the times when you saw only one set of footprints on the beach, that's because i didn't want to be seen anywhere near doug must triano. he is cuckoo. [applause] before the midterms, the former president had been teasing his 2024 presidential kickoff for tomorrow, right? it was supposed to be tomorrow. but now that so many of his candidates got creams, republicans are advising him to delay his announcement until after the senate runoff in georgia. and so, he's going to announce tomorrow. [laugh

by mike lindell, the mypillow man. [ laughter ] i guess his rabies test came back negative. [ laughter he's able to speak at this event. and he's not the only star. you've also got -- the honorable matt gaetz, congressman from florida. the honorable tulsi gabbard, former congresswoman, lieutenant colonel, host of "the tulsi gabbard show." mr. donald trump jr., executive vice president of the trump organization and host of the "triggered with don jr." podcast. and, kari lake. i guess that's her resume, i don't know. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i guess "former newscaster who lost" didn't look good on the flyer. when you buy a ticket, a general ticket costs $295. when you buy it, this is real. you have to promise you won't hold them liable if you get covid. [ laughter ] this is the same group of republicans who say covid is a joke, making you sign a waiver so they're not responsible if you die from that joke, perfect. [ laughter ] mike pence will not be attendance at cpac. the last time a big group of these maga monkeys got together, they tried to hang him. so he opted out. [ laughter ] the

when newt gingrich is in your corner, you suck. [ laughter ] and then we have the mypillow guy, mike lindellwho is in serious financial trouble. he's being sued by dominion voting machines for $1.3 billion. it doesn't look good. so he asked the supreme court to throw the lawsuit out of court. and he was very sure they'd be on his side on this. >> the supreme court will finally see, and they will accept this, i'll tell you right now, six, seven weeks they're going to accept this. it's going to be a 9-0 vote. you heard it here first. i'm telling you, it's going to be a 9-0 vote going wow. it's going to be 9-0. they're going to take this election down. it will be 9-0 because it's nonsubjective evidence. donald trump won. we got a vote 9-0 immediately to pull this down. is there any way that it would not an 9-0 vote saying this is 100% true? well, it will be 9-0, everybody. it will be absolutely 9-0. and they're going to go 9-0 that this country was attacked, the election's going to come down. donald trump will be in office by this fall! >> jimmy: yeah. >> for sure! >> jimmy: turns out he was on

developments involving trump confidant roger stone in a second but first, let's start with my pillow ceo, mike lindellu know, why not lindell had his phone seized by the fbi while he was in a hardee's drive-through as part of an investigation into a voting machine breach in colorado that he may have been connected to and now he's complaining that his new phone has nothing on it because he didn't back up any of the data on his old phone. >> i don't use a laptop. i don't use a computer everything was on that phone one of the things, there were files on that phone that you can't get through the cloud that were passwords some of them passwords were so i wire money from different accounts back and forth. and i have to look those passwords up in those files. so i can't get to those, steve, i can't get anything i took the number and transferred it from a -- my carrier to another phone, but the phone is blank it's missing all these things. this phone, like i said, steve, i would have rather -- almost rather they arrested me than took my phone. >> seth: i bet he offered that to the fbi, and they said no "just

him and mike lindell seemed to be the only two people in this country still pursuing that. the ex president has now canceled those public remarks and the release of the so-called report. why do you think he's finally taking the advice of his lawyers, and how long do you think this behavior could last? >> well, look. i think we saw one of his former lawyers on television saying that he is going to give the prosecutors more evidence, with this is going to be another overt act, when he shows up for this press conference. and so, look. i don't think we could say how long he's going to take his lawyers advice, because he is such an impulsive figure. he is going to be on debate stages, it's really going to be able to refrain from either intimidating or suggesting that mike pence, a probable witness against him, not testify? is he really going to be able to go however many months without breaking a law or at least rubbing right up against the edge of it? he's never done that in the past. but i think the fact that he canceled his press conference, a, is a sign that there was nothin

am talking about this race because of one man, my pillow ceo and mary poppins' troubled uncle, mike lindellaimed he called every member of the rnc and bragged "sometimes i talk for three to four hours to one person. i do most of the talking. occasionally they'll ask a question like, 911, what's your emergency?" so, lindell. lindell put in the effort and in the end, he was rewarded with four votes. four. really? not 4%? four. that actually seems a bit high. jim, can we see who voted for lindell? that checks out. are they related to that burger guy? looks like a burger. something in the eyes. there is news from the land down under because a tiny radioactive capsule has been lost in australia, or as it was reported down in australia, "crikey!! thank you. i want to thank murray bartlett for being here today. hello, murray. to raise public awareness, this image of the tiny, tiny capsule has been released. no. nothing that important should be that small. did airpods teach us nothing? so how do you even lose a radioactive capsule? well, it got lost while being transported and is believed to have f

the sidney powells, the mike lindells, the michael flynns and even steve bannon was in his ear. it did take a turn. i think he believes it. >> this election was a fraud. >> the former president believes that he won the election. and that's scary. and the other thing, though, that your viewers need to know is the people around the president, the sane ones, know that he did not win, and they are lying to you and they are lying to him when they suggest that the election was stolen. >> there were more than 60 lawsuits filed by the trump campaign or its supporters. they only prevailed in one case. from pennsylvania. but the number of ballots affected was too small to change the results from the state. >> none of the claims he made were found meritorious by any court in any way that would have reversed the results of the election. >> georgia faced more than a dozen of these suits. >> many of these lawsuits, they just wanted to throw out the results and then have the general assembly pick their own set of electors. >> brad raffensperger, georgia's republican secretary of state, a conse

announcing a press conference to relitigate the 2020 election with his evidence of fraud and we've got mike lindellnd legally. yeah, donald, give us more of that great evidence, make some more unfounded allegations against people. don't forget ruby freeman and shea moss who he smeared. that's why he has no good defense lawyers. i'm not a lawyer, but i'm pretty sure if i was a lawyer and i was donald trump's lawyer, my first advice would be shut the hell up, and he doesn't. therefore, no good lawyer wants to represent him. >> you are so right. that's even more troubling for some of them than the fact they don't get paid. >> they don't get paid. >> we've been talking about conversations we have offline at night with chuck rosenberg about how you were concerned about what people were saying on another cable news network. i just want to follow up with what medhi said. when you heard he was going to give this press conference earlier this week, you were like why? how do we stop him? how can people stop him from going out and lying and smearing people? my response was medhi's response. if you want justic