. >> my kids will always be with me at these miss monroe has her own dr >> as my 5-year-old son rocky to say, boobies and butts. >> the kids will be there. we just don't know when. no wedding date from mariah, and still no wedding date from lady gaga. maybe she's keeping it a secret. today we tried to get some answers from her fiance, taylor kinney. >> i'm not picky. >> what are your only requirements for the big day? >> if there's some pizza. >> it might be tough gettin that wedding together while taylor returns for "chicago fire's" fifth season. today nbc and fox introduced their new lineup, wh theme seems to be big stars are back on tv. >> you, eleanor, are dead. >> cool. >> talk about a power duo. kristen bell and ted danson's new nbc c "the gooddplace" is set in the afterlife. >> you can fly if you want to. you can eat whatever you want. there's a ton of frozen yogurt shops. it's really like your idea of perfection. >> j-lo's "shades of blue" will return for its second season. she stunned in a david koma cut-out dress. and "ain't your mama" has everybody singing. >> my cousin who

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monroe avenue. the car narrowly missed a woman sleeping downstairs. luckily slaw not hurt. felony criminal mischief reckless endangerment and careless driving. >> the driver charged with causing a deadly head on crash on the roosevelt boulevard back in 2013 pled guilty today. robin knight admitted she was driving drunk and going the wrong way along the boulevard back on september 29th. knight's car collided with a minivan carrying a mother her husband and three-year-old child. althea taylor was killed. knight was not arrested until 17 months after the crash. she'll be sentenced in july. >>> philadelphia police are asking for help tracking down the suspected robber. investigators say he will a weapon and threatened to kill two workers at the game stop on the 5300 block of chew avenue in germantown. they followed his demand and gave him cash from the registers. this all happened last friday around 11 o'clock in the morning. the suspect covered his face with a mask. if you recognize his outfit or have any clues, police would like to hear from you right away. >>> from our new j

miss kill! >> reporter: parents and teachers were outraged when a beloved teacher was asked by the principal not to return. it all started with a first grader at monroe elementary. >> students have been choked. they've been slapped. they've been given death threats almost daily. >> reporter: but parents are not blaming the student. instead, they are supporting the teacher who they say didn't get the needed resources from the school district to deal with this student. >> and to me she did a fantastic job dealinging with this difficult situation. >> reporter: in 2014, san francisco unified adopted the safe and supportive schools policy, which says teachers must use every tool to avoid expelling or sending a student to the principal's office. even the teachers union supports the policy. >> the policy is something we believe in, that kids should be in school. >> reporter: but parents tell us the teacher erica kill complained to the principal and was then asked to leave. >> so the fact that the teacher was let go is absolutely passing the blame. it is not solving the violence issue. >> reporter: san francisco unified said there are resources available, in