. >> an effort to give back her pet monkey. monkey ordered that the be returned. he was turned over to a rescue group. the group will not return the monkey and says that the welfare of the monkey is their time concern. >> even at the zoo, the animals have a snow day. the pandas felt at home. look at that. .> that is so cool >> even the red pandas went out. he's on a branch there. it seems like the otters are having the most fun. >> thank you to the national zoo. across the washington, d.c. area, we are talking about breaking records. justay totals were sent set back in 1980. in 1980.ck >> the numbers are in a sieve and we will take a look at that in just a few seconds. we will start by showing you the storm system. we still have a little bit of cloud cover in the area as a result of this. we have put together the 24-hour four hour loop to show you the evolution of this ring at the energy transfers off the coast and intensifies. it is still out there and impacting parts of the northeast. you think you had a bad around here? how about 11 inches or 15.5 inches in phi

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. >> our secret ingredient is monkey gland sauce. do you know what that is? >> monkey gland sauce?cue sauce. >> they cook it up along with some pap and fries and presto. a colon clogging pile of meat in the ruins of empire. >> yeah. i mean, meat is a very big thing. there's enough of it, i think. >> good lord. i bet i could swim in it. tastes like oppression. after this show airs, i'm going to get a huge amount of mail says why didn't you go to capetown? great modern restaurants. cutting edge chefs. is it all right i missed all that? >> i feel like those particular restaurants in capetown are not really representative of what most people in this country are eating. i think a lot of our most basic stuff is really what we do best. this food has absolutely got no interest in fashion. it's never going to change. there'll still be the monkey gland sauce. >> you think the white chefs here understand the greatest advantage they have is that this enormous pan african larder of ingredients and flavors? >> no. if you're a whitey in the city, you're probably going to eat the worst food of any

is, i think, in the world of monkeys more valuable., the other one now refuses to accept the cucumber and actually throws the cucumber back, because it is so upset and wants the grape. the argument here, of course, is that the iranians look at the nuclear issue and say other countries are allowed to have nuclear -- civilian nuclear programs, why should we accept some lower standard? >> that's absolutely right. iran is negotiating with the p5 plus 1, countries that have nuclear weapons. ind india, pakistan. never signed and have nuclear weapons. they point to that double standard and, of course, they point to israel and say israel has well over 100 nuclear weapons and we're pursuing this nuclear program. why the double standard? so this is something which has really been fundamental to the iranian regime, the idea of perceived unfairness. >> so you say that this issue of unfairness leads to the next point where each side think that they are justify ied and virtue use in the position they're taking. >> yeah. so, you can have two people w

thanks we asked more than 760 in the survey monkey shakedown.id goldberg is with us from san francisco. do they really want this? do they want connect did cars, a connect at home? do. think people they don't know what it means when they get to the reality of it and it looks kind of confusing and expensive except for places where they have gotten adjusted to it. jetsons ande the what we imagined in science fiction or the movie "her," imputed is in our home and then there is the reality of it. computers in our home. >> i saw "her" a few weeks ago and now coming out of ces and these demonstrated homes, you see a little bit of reality and fiction merging. haveurious to know what been some of the obstacles that people feel something towards a connected home? why do they feel they do not want it? people felt it was too expensive or not worth the investment. when you really get to what we look at connected homes, they are a very large investment. some of the televisions you can talk to. there is stuff around entertainment starting to get there. they sa

. >>> a controversial bill in milwaukee would allow monkeys to be trained to perform tasks inside ofthe home for adults living with paralysis. a state senator says he filed on beal half of a family that wants to use a service monkey the bill is drawing criticism from kentucky's primate rescue center. >> takes up to ten years to train a monkey for this purpose. their success stories are few there have been accounts of the animals turning on their human quadriplegics. >> kentucky's department of fish and wildlife say they're still reviewing the bill. >> coming up, he calls himself the best corner back in the nfl how niners responded to that, today. >> in today's 7 on your side q and a is just ahead. you can contact me on facebook.com and on twitter at m finney. i'll answer questions here live in just a little bit. >> looking at another lovely sunset in the making. we look towards the golden gate. we have several lovely days ahead. >> taking a look at traffic right now you're looking at interstate to thsuffered in silence... hoped... and lived in a state of fear... welcome to a new stat

on saturday they reportedly launched another monkey in space. i say reportedly because there is always a chance they photo shopped the whole thing. in january, there is a photograph they say they sent into space but when people compared it to the photograph, it appeared to be a different monkey. here's the thing. if you're going to lie about the space program. send -- i would say i sent a giraffe into space. that's the rocket. they claim the monkey went 72 miles up and returned safely to earth 15 minutes later. that's him. >> and there it was, a safe return to earth by this tiny creature which received a hero's welcome back at the base. a team of young scientists who celebrated their success of building a safer and more advanced biocapsule. >> before he was launched in space, he was living in iran so it was a nice little break. okay. somebody sent it to me today, so i thought i would share it with you. this is video of a couple guys fighting in the canary islands. kicking each other and going at it. the police were nearby and they responded quic

recognized you by your monkey. [ hooting ] mum said a monkey would be on the safari, so i begged to comedi. and you must be george. yeah! let's get going. your australian outback safari adventure awaits.

(on record): all right, here we go. ♪ once upon time in the midsummer heat ♪ ♪ was a funny little monkeyme crazy moves... narrator: but when george got an invitation to allie's dance party, he went into dance overdrive. (laughing) he danced while he dried. (laughs) whoo! go, george, go! wow that dance is really looking good. ♪ this is what to do, and three, four... ♪ narrator: he danced while he brushed. sometimes he even danced while he slept. (knocking) huh? (gasps) oh! narrator: it was bill. ah! george wondered if he was going to allie's party, too. ah! (chattering questioningly) no way. huh? i'm thinking of maybe moving. look after my stuff, will ya? (chatters questioningly) why? the dance party, that's why.

and one of the monkeys is given a grape, which i think in the monkey world is more valuable.ey con a grape, the other one now refuses to accept the cucumber and actually throws the cucumber back because it wants the grape. the iranians look and say other countries are allowed to have civilian nuclear programs, are allowed to exist, why should which accept some lower standards? >> six countries have several thousand nuclear weapons, they look at countries like india and pakistan, which never signed -- they pointed out double standard. and of course they point to israel and they say, you know, israel has well over 100 nuclear weapons and we're pursuing this nuclear program so why the double standard. this is something that's really been fundamental to the iranian regime. what we're trying to do here is not kind of justify iran's of j motivations. you say this issue of unfairness leads to the next point where each side think they are justified and virtuous in the issue they are taking. >> so you can have two people who both feel what they are doing is entirely fair and these two

was awesome damsel choo choo will begin be good at putting a lot less cluttered up in ottawa the monkey basic tools of saddam's article eight was the applesauce milk is the one to pitching in. so now i'm comin to my step count i had denied been on a lake of fire is now much to come back to back in the last time we stood there just in tanzania tunnel and it's nice to wake up but you couldn't get the look may be steeped in sin he should be species can see them he looked at this computer speed. and sometimes dancing. emotions recently. each game. you can cheat stg. i know. all of us so in other passages in receipts to bullets australian bayonne be good to put it in the bottom of the will of you who love him a call to set his foot on it mom also cost you to mother gentry nicholas issues of importance the bushes due to shop much. i was with that kind of song that you know the end of the key to open communion that one died in the shoes sports in sec one motion the accc in grozny spock so all the stuff we did cause of the feast eating at tt's it taken back. eye the most arizona make easier the

around me deeply reach only around one hundred km from the capital monkey. four days ago the ante by lack of fighters marched into the town and retaliated against the muslims. the local mosque was desecrated. the town center is teeming with him and did not armed. they are clearly anti by like a militia fighters the situation seems calm when the rind at a local church we see why. french troops guarded the entrance inside more than six hundred muslims have sought refuge on the anti muslim pogrom began last saturday. connor xavier open the doors of the church and offered sanctuary. many of the town's christian residents criticized the move and get straight to the priest. a lot this is because i i know will guide you. the site disease. do you need close by my good eye diseases and then he sputtered and died at sixty two guides. refugees are grateful to be seen from them on. a genome there are still people waiting outside one to whom them. the store name only. my husband is can you tell im sitting here with my two children as if i were in jail. help us to get out

he's a smart monkey, starts smiling, laughing, pointing at us, ha-ha. >> the chimpanzee comes out ofm just thinking get to the house. >> sergeant john bloomquist is on routine patrol when he gets the strange call. >> when i rounded the corner, there were a couple of work trucks out there. i think they were stunned. they were watching this chimp going around. >> neighbors record the action as the 300 pound chimp has a field day. >> came up, jumped up on top of my explorer, looked through the window, got on top, started punching the sunroof. >> bloomquist must now figure out his next move. >> the last thing i want to do is shoot the chimp. i know they can be dangerous animals. they have five times the strength of a human. >> that point was proven in february 2009, when a chimpanzee got loose from a connecticut home and attacked the owner's friend, horribly disfiguring her. >> he's killing my friend! >> who's killing your friend? >> my chimp. my chimpanzee! >> well, i'm not an expert, but to me, it did not appear that he was being aggressive. >> still, bloomquist knows he has to get sue

in a survey people monkey shakedown.e to talk with us about the results is their ceo, with us from san francisco. do customers and consumers really want that's? today one connected cars and homes? >> i think that people do want this. i do not exactly know what it means when they get to the reality of it. it looks kind of confusing and expensive, except in places where they have adjusted to it. it is like the jetsons in what we imagine and science fiction, like the movie "her." there's the reality of it, and the reality has not caught up with fiction. a few weeks ago, and coming out of ces, you see reality and fiction merging. i'm curious to see, from your thearch, what have been obstacles that people feel toward something like a connected home? what is the main reason they don't want it? >> some of the biggest of the came through is that people felt notas too expensive or worth the investment. i think that when you really get to the connected homes, they are a large investment. where people are tinkering is around the ed

it was from the monkey. it was from the monkey. >> did he write that?right on top. i couldn't help but see it. >> dumpster diver. >> capuchin monkeys love me. >> good to know. >> an oscar winning actress taking the world economic forum by storm. joining us live from switzerland this morning is actress goldie hawn. good morning. good morning. >> so you're with the top leaders in business, which i'm sure when you're talking business comes some stress. you're actually bringing some medicine favor relief to everyone there. is that correct? >> well, i don't know if i'm doing it single handedly. but i'm doing it with children from the ages of five to 11. kindergarten through eighth grade. the great thing is the confluence of people who are putting a mindful subset of practices inside of schools, medical facilities, businesses, organizations, corporate, it's really sweeping the world in knowing that we have to do something to reduce our stressors. >> so the hundred foundation is collaborating with aetna on mind for works. i did not know kids needed destressor.

monkeys and put them with non-anxious parents, they grow up to be less anxious and often grow up to be leaders of the troops. the precursor to anxiety with the right type of nurture can be productive. >> again, the book is my age of anxiety. fear, hope, dread, the search of peace of mind. thank you for joining us to talk al jazeera america gives you the total news experience anytime, anywhere. more on every screen. digital, mobile, social. visit aljazeera.com. follow @ajam on twitter. and like aljazeera america on facebook for more stories, more access, more conversations. so you don't just stay on top of the news, go deeper and get more perspectives on every issue. al jazeera america. >> for on the field news, we turn to the nfl. next week's conference championship matchups are set, new england will travel to denver, that means tom brady and the patriots will meet peyton manning for the third time. the 49ers travel to seattle to face their bitter rival for the third time this season. that's your look at sports this hour. >> getting a fresh start. >> from living the life that i live

congratulations. >> i felt that little monkey was cute. this opportunity to thank jimmy kimmel and his staff. you guys are awesome. my bosses at work. at the wine shop. >> ah! >> no way! >> no way! >> that's jt. scared him. very nice. something in slow motion. >> unbelievable! >> ha-ha. >> you guys are bad. >> oh, my goodness -- it is rhubarb lady. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: and the commercial break. congratulations. well done. j.t. rhubarb lady. we'll be right back with tim robbins! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's all your favorites and a whole lot more, like a 20-piece chicken mcnuggets -- just 5 bucks. more choices than ever before. that's the dollar menu and more. ♪ ♪ ♪ get great gifts from the person who knows you best. you. that's powerful. verizon. [ coughing ] [ crying ] sorry. [ male announcer ] new robitussin dm max nighttime. fast, powerful cough relief that helps you sleep like a baby. robitussin nighttime. don't suffer the coughequences. ed lg mego that helps you sleep like a baby. ken e 's >> jimmy: tonight on the program, bill

monkey i want to thank all you guys this is a tough tough assignment live in and work in tents is very important for me one thousand nine hundred three i said we're going to put tents up korean war and tents we did thanks for all your great work they're still there. three years ago the state of arizona legislature passed two laws human smuggling laws and the employer sanctions were the only ages see enforcing those two laws thanks a lot lot of you guys we have over forty five thousand people there we have a den of five arrested. investigated or detained in the jail tough as i don't tough is. jails in the united states were like number three in the whole country and all they get is. it's not nice but you guys know if you do something wrong you want to hold an old cell around here. it was sleeping. so what do we want this is jail this is tense they're all convicted we have almost two hundred illegal immigrants live in these temps and was a complete their time for all their crimes are going back to where they came from they'll be deported by the immigration. so why are we were it seven se

there's fascinating studies, has found, when studying monkeys, when you take monkeys from their parents. transmitting it through their geeps, they tend to grow up to be less anxious than the genetic peers, and leaders of the troop. which meanings genetic predisposition to anxiety, combined with nurter can be productive. >> you writ about techniques for anxiety, and the book is "my age of anxiety: frea, hope, dread and the search for peace of mind." thank y thank you scott stossel for joining us. >> data dive is next. "downtown abbey" is a run away hit here in abroad. is it closer to fact or tiction? -- or fiction? >> today's data dive is a little blue. monday january 6th is the most depressing day of the year for brits. according to a study of 2 million tweets over the past three januarys. this dates back to a controversial 2005 theory called blue monday. a psychologist looked at weather conditions, debt, post-christmas let down, failed new year's resolutions and everyone's dislike of mondays. it found the third monday of jan is depressing, two weeks later than the new research. >> ther

(giggles) (whimpers) ...especially a sloppy monkey with a jelly sandwich.to keep sloppy things out of the lobby. after all, a dog's lobby is his castle.

what these people on twitter wrote, and some people under their names call thing guy animal and monkey were doing it not caught up in the game but sitting at their terminals the. that, i think, is more stunning. >> they could be caught up in their own moment, we don't know what kind of moments they're i think richard sherman is great. he is accurate when he says he's the best corner back in the league. what i don't understand is where is it written that every athlete has to be as boring as derek jeter? derek jeter is a great player who has. said an interesting thing in 20 years. richard sherman is a stanford graduate, an interesting person, a lot to say. he got a little excited after the game. good for him. michael crabtree, the receiver, had been trash talking him during the game, so he responded. >> the other thing that's weird to me, there was another football player, and i don't know much about football, but there was another player who was criticized for his comments after a football game. the mother of one of the people he beat said, you know, that this person doesn't know how to

@ñ ♪ i just hit the bricks ♪ now the world is mine ♪ she wasn't all that but i felt [ bleep ] ♪ ♪ monkey and his name is parole ♪ ♪ paranoid everywhere i'm seeing five-0. ♪ out a couple of months and i'm already doing wrong ♪ ♪ i can't get this monkey off my back no time ♪ ♪ the thrill of a dime ♪ police want to sell me ♪ always trying to take mine ♪ i never knew being up the road was a crime ♪ >> [ bleep ]. >> get off. get off. do what you got to do, punk. get off, punk. get off me now. get your [ bleep ] hands off me. get your [ bleep ] hands off me. >> i just think it's a heck of a waste for somebody that bright to be living your life being entertained in a prison. >> scanvinski hymes is no stranger to lockup. our producers first met him seven years ago inside pelican bay, california's toughest maximum security prison. >> i don't care if you the peace officer, if you are the governor, if you are the president, if you do something to me, it's on. >> he's bucking right now, he's struggling. >> hymes is a career inmate with 19 of his 37 years spent behind bars. >> turn around. turn aroun

were the usual trolls who immediately emerged on twitter to deploy the "n" word and all manner of monkey, gorilla and ape analogies. >> many are calling him a thug. >> one calling him a straight thug. >> stephen: an he is a thug. i mean just look at how sherman hunted down michael crabtree after the game to rudely congratulation-- congratulate him. >> hell of a game, hell of a game! >> stephen: so folks i got to tell you, it is so refreshing to see that after being assaulted with the offer of a handshake crabtree still showed the class to high five sherman's face. but no surprise-- no surprise when it comes to solid, this thug refuses to take responsibility for us calling him a thug. >> all the backlash, the word thug, does that bother you. >> the only reason it bothers me is because it seems like it is the accepted way of calling somebody the "n" word nowadays? >> stephen: really, thug is the accepted way of calling somebody the "n" word? i am sorry but i don't believe there is any accepted way of calling somebody the "n" word. that is where you and i partways, mr. sherman. you are a ra

the monkey here in thailand. however, the people here are going to see this as another reason to ratchet up the pressure they have seen in the last three days. i don't think this decision is going to put off anyone here. it's not closing down the city by any means, but it is very difficult to get around. these are some of the most commercially successful shopping centers in the whole of the country. so there is no doubt that bangkok, it remains to be seen how far the anti-government elections as they insist it must not in 2009, you might remember, they shut down the airport causing immense disruption for international travelers. >> thank you for that update. joining us from the thai capitol of bangkok. still to come power of solar power. how a mosque in pakistan is getting around a chronic shortage of ministry. and russian prime minister saying john kerry has obsession in finding peace in the middle east. >> the most important money stories of the day might affect your savings, your job or your retirement. whethe

he smuggled a monkey. >> we've all smuggled a monkey. >> we all go through that period. >> here's a deal on both sides of his family. his mother is extremely young. she wrote a book. but she looks like his older sister. now when you have somebody who comes from absolutely no money and now the breadwinner is 15 years old, and so he's giving the orders. simon cowl said if any of my clients got as big as justin bieber i'd dial them back. nobody needs to be this famous. >> he doesn't look unhappy. >> you have all these hangers on. there's nobody around these pop celebrities. you can go to lindsay lohan, all the people who have died over the years starting with elvis presley, they're all hangers on. >> they're making money off of him. why are they going to dial him back? that's less money in their pockets. that's the nature of the business. whitney houston went through this. miley cyrus is a marketing genius. she's creating a brand. >> i don't know what twerking is. >> you know what it is. >> i only know because i saw it. then you have the controversy, 33 people got married, gay nuptials what

these trees thrive here particularly around monkey's so. i the also about two to three centimeters in length remain green throughout winter. with the beatles packed tightly together memories for becomes a magnet for the snow and ice we're in using time lapse photography. we can see these ice sculptures for me. we are here in the wind blows from right to left on the ice formation is left behind the last year in the air is frozen instantly as the trees are battered by strong winds you know. she changes along with the wind direction. juju is modified in an instant you are. senate leaders offered night. lee. i'm. with this. also this. memories for her. lightning together to create that usual. cz. stormy wind. these are his creations also known as lobster tails for their strange day. do. all in. you handle it. in it. stir till snow snow and discover the trees leaving these dramatic formations the birth of duty all. who knew. the changing altitude here brings new varieties of trees. what other kinds of sculptures might we find about a fellow su m

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monkeys and put them with non-anxious parents, they grow up to be less anxious and often grow up to be leaders of the troops. the precursor to anxiety with the right type of nurture can be productive. >> again, the book is my age of anxiety. fear, hope, dread, the search of peace of mind. thank you for joining us to talk >> every sunday night, join us for exclusive... revealing... and surprising talks... with the most interesting people of our time... >> as an artist you have the right to fail... that's a big right to have >> his work is known across the globe. but little is known about the gorilla artist behind the glasses... we turned the camera on the photographer shaking up the art world. >> 2... 1... that's scary jr... >> talk to al jazeera with jr only on al jazeera america while you were asleep news was happening. >> here are the stories we're following. >> find out what happened and what to expect. >> international outrage. >> a day of political posturing. >> every morning from 5 to 9 am al jazeera america brings you more us and global news than any other american news chann

he smuggled a monkey overseas.ini -- >> no, we have all smuggled a monkey, we all go to anne frank -- he has alcoholism on both side of his family. his mom is extremely young, she is a really nice woman. but she looks like his older sister. and now, when you have somebody who comes from absolutely no money and the breadwinner is 15 years old, giving the orders. am i allowed to name drop at this hour? simon cowell said if any of my clients got as big as justin bieber, i would dial them back, i would say nobody needs to be this famous. >> he is partying in panama. he doesn't look unhappy. >> there is nobody around the pop celebrityies. you can go to lindsay lohan, all the celebrities who died. starting with elvis presley, and janis joplin. >> why are they going to dial him back? why would they do that? that is less money in their pocket, this is the nature of the business. whitney houston did this, miley cyrus, she is a marketing genius, creating a brand -- >> i don't even know what twerking is. all right, moving on,

taking some video of some of the monkeys in the trees. >> there he is. >> as usual, the gorillas aretheir massive size, up to six feet and more than 400 pounds, and their human-like behavior captivate kids and parents alike. >> we were actually on our way out of the park when we decided to stop in and see tropic world. >> look at the monkeys. >> look at them running. >> it was very crowded. >> once we got in there, we all started to go through the exhibit. everybody is pretty much doing their own thing. >> suddenly, gasps of horror rise among the trees. >> i did hear a scream. didn't pay too much attention to it because the noise level that was already in there. >> chaos surrounds the gorilla exhibit. witnesses crane their necks to see what's happening. phil's heart beats faster as he rushes to the unfolding scene. >> i automatically started walking that way. i got in front of a zookeeper there who had a walkie-talkie, had it up to his ear, and he started running. what happened? >> there was a lot of people there. people were running. >> the unimaginable has happened, every parent's

what these people on twitter wrote, and some people under their names call thing guy animal and monkeyey were doing it not caught up in the game but sitting at their terminals the. that, i think, is more stunning. >> they could be caught up in their own moment, we don't know what kind of moments they're having at their houses. >> bad moments. >> but what social media has done, i think, is demock atized vitriol. it elevates any person with a nasty thing to say to the same level as any of us or any athlete. so he's going to see that on his twitter feed just as the same -- twitter evens all that out. you see a lot more of it. people say things that they would never say to your face. >> it's interesting to me the willingness of people to go on social media to do this, even under their open names. i bring this up, asu at a fraternity at asu, they had a party called mlk black day party. in which they dressed like hip-hop clothing, doing gang signs. one white girl was drinking out of a watermelon cup and they posted these pictures on instagram as if this was normal behavior. >> that's just pl

captioning sponsored by nbc/universal (airplane flying overhead) narrator: it's not every day that a monkeye, come all "to a totally unique wind symphony. be there or be square." huh? i have no idea what that means. man (over bullhorn): wind symphony! one night only! be there or be square! but i guess we should be there. i... certainly don't want to be square. ah. uh-uh. huh... (curious chattering) george tried to imagine how a wind symphony might work. (wind rushing, whistling) (birds chirping) hello. hi. did you hear about the wind symphony?

look this is a woman sitting down at a picnic table with a monkey.e's thinking, "hey there, little guy, you're cute." and the monkey is thinking, "this is the last time i use match.com." [ laughter ] he got catfished. >> steve: you can tell this. >> jimmy: he got catfished. >> steve: you can tell it from his eyes. >> jimmy: and here we see a guy, looks like he's playing fetch with his dog and the man is thinking, "go get her boy." and the dog's thinking, "okay, but i really think you should be saving your wife from drowning, not me." dogs are good swimmers. >> steve: yes, very good swimmers. >> jimmy: moving on, here's a woman out on a hay ride with her dog. the dog is thinking, "i love sitting on the back of a pickup." and the woman's thinking, "i love the '80s." [ laughter ] [ applause ] gonna keep it going. keep it going. >> steve: keep it going, man. >> jimmy: yep. another round. here's one here. here is a young man feeding his horse. it looks like he is having a good time. the man's thinking, "my horse loves staying in the barn." and the horse i

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captioning sponsored by nbc/universal narrator: when you're a little monkey in a big city, it helps tomarks. landmarks are important, because they tell you where you are. like, this is my house, and this is the dinosaur bush, and here is the statue of the old guy with the beard, the statue of the old guy with the beard and glasses, red rock. george: uh-huh, uh-huh! (gasps) oh! look! giant ants! (screams) aah! wow! (barking) (giggles) they're not really giant. (barking) huh? they just look giant, because they're so close to this teeny-tiny camera. see? ooh... yeah! hey, where'd you get that? professor wiseman. she's coming to get it in an hour. (gasps) but i forgot-- i have dance class! uh, we can wait for her. right, george?