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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! want you to know morty are you listening? morty? she's always been able it's just her way.day. but your erectile dysfunction - that could be a question of blood flow. cialis tadalafil for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you can be more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is the only daily ed tablet approved to treat ed and symptoms of bph, like needing to go frequently or urgently. tell your doctor about all your medical conditions and medications, and ask if your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity. do not take cialis if you take nitrates for chest pain, as this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. do not drink alcohol in excess with cialis. side effects may include headache, upset stomach, delayed backache or muscle ache. to avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours. if you have any sudden decrease or loss in hearing or vision, or if you have any allergic reactions s
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!w. [ girls ] good. ♪ thank you. [ package crackles, footsteps depart ] ♪ phew. [ ernie ] we make our cookies the way only keebler elves can: with a little something extra. and now, introducing keebler simply made cookies, made with the same ingredients you find in your kitchen. they're simply scrumptious. and oh-so-uncommonly good. ♪ [ male announcer ] laura's heart attack didn't come with a warning. today her doctor has her on a bayer aspirin regimen to help reduce the risk of another one.
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[applause] >> ellen: thank you, lee and morty.able old couple in a commercial you think i should see, send them to me. we'll be right back. [cheering] >> ellen: you live with your ex-husband? >> best friends. >> ellen: best friends? >> yeah. >> ellen: last night i was watching tv. it wasn't turned on, i was staring at it. >> if you love great tv, you will love the next "ellen" from "how we met your mother" alyson hanigan. ellen. take a look at the light in this color. brilliant...sparkling... like a jewel. that's superior preference l'oreal. preference's light-reflecting color is never opaque. always brilliant. it shines and sparkles for weeks and weeks. l'oreal superior preference. ♪ [ male announcer ] experience new febreze sleep serenity and let the soothing scent of moonlit lavender lull you to sleep. an official product of the national sleep foundation. breathe happy. sleep happy. wow...look at you. i've always tried to give it my best shot. these days i'm living with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular h
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know.th the whose your mama company. >>you have to go through the farmer's market. they grow wild in the midwest. they literally fall off the trees when they are ripe. someone has to string nets under the trees. this is the pulp. it tastse es like a pumpkin and apricot. >>that is the pulp. ewe are going to zest a little bit of orange right over it. zesty over your ingredients. that is where the flavor comes form. a little bit of butter. 3 eggs that we whipped up a little bit. some heavy cream. not very pretty at this point. it is going ot taste good. they are huge in indianna. if you drive down every other house will have a sign. >>what does it look like when you get one. it looks like an orange tomato. it is amazing anyone ever thought to eat one. >>kind of a strong smell. it gives us a ltitittle bit of brightness. >>so used to doing a pumpkin pie. it is a nciice alternative. >>is now the time. >>get them through early december. a lot of the farmers freeze the pulp. >>if you can bake a pum
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know.raud could meanuld blower credit scores. morty are you listening? morty? and higher interest rates when you apply for a credit card. it's a problem waiting to happen. check your credit score, check your credit report at experian.com. peace of mind is important when so we provide it services you bucan rely on. with centurylink as your trusted it partner, you'll experience reliable uptime for the network and services you depend on. multi-layered security solutions keep your information safe, and secure. and responsive dedicated support meets your needs, and eases your mind. centurylink. your link to what's next. >>> there's new polling out in the virginia governor's race. the tea party republican governor is losing badly to the republican from virginia. the new poll out from "the washington post" also asks virginians specifically about what they think about the tea party right now. and the answers are, maybe it's not surprising, but they're definitely not pretty. the majority say they ar
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!ant you to know. ♪ [ male announcer ] 1.21 gigawatts. today, that's easy. ge is revolutionizing power. supercharging turbines with advanced hardware and innovative software. using data predictively to help power entire cities. so the turbines of today... will power us all... into the future. ♪ we've got allstate, right? uh-huh. yes! well, i found this new thing called... [ dennis' voice ] allstate quickfoto claim. [ normal voice ] it's an app. you understand that? just take photos of the damage with your phone and upload them to allstate. really? so you get [dennis' voice] a quicker estimate, quicker payment, [normal voice] quicker back to normal. i just did it. but maybe you can find an app that will help you explain this to your...father. [ vehicle approaches ] [ dennis ] introducing quickfoto claim. just another way allstate is changing car insurance for good. >>> now time for your first look at this morning's dish of scrambled politics. weapon wendy davis ran into trouble at the po
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know.year? plastic waste to cover mt. rainier by using one less trash bag each month, we can. and glad forceflex bags stretch until they're full.* so you can take them out less often. and better is so easy withrning you cabenefiber.o something better for yourself. fiber that's taste-free, grit-free and dissolves completely. so you can feel free to add it to anything. and feel better about doing it. better it with benefiber. we're gonna stop beating ourselves up about our weight. we're not gonna give up what we love. it's not gonna happen. and when the pounds still come off... we'll be like, "whoa!" one night we'll even eat a cupcake like it's our job. just not the entire cake. that's part of the weight watchers plan. we're gonna feel happy... healthy... and good. really good. weight watchers. because we understand. because we've been there. because it works. join for free. offer ends october 19th. >>> this morning in our series hope to it, how one mother's craft project is giving young kids
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!now morty are you listening? morty? they're the days to take care of business.. when possibilities become reality. with centurylink as your trusted partner, our visionary cloud infrastructure and global broadband network free you to focus on what matters. with custom communications solutions and responsive, dedicated support, we constantly evolve to meet your needs. every day of the week. centurylink® your link to what's next. while a body in motion tends to stay in motion. staying active can ease arthritis symptoms. but if you have arthritis, this can be difficult. prescription celebrex can help relieve arthritis pain and improve daily physical function so moving is easier. because just one 200mg celebrex a day can provide 24 hour relief for many with arthritis pain. and it's not a narcotic. you and your doctor should balance the benefits with the risks. all prescription nsaids, like celebrex, ibuprofen, naproxen and meloxicam have the same cardiovascular warning. they all may increas
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know.>he has brought a whole assortment. it is national seafood month. >>we have a lot going on as the premier seafood restaurant in the us. >>we have a blue crab and clam chowder. it is unbelievable. >>people are buying a ton of it. you kind of have it all together. >>let us know what you put in there. we have corn, celery, carrots, salt. >>that is cooking right now. what you want to do is sweat that until all the liquid comes out. you want to add your wet ingredients. that gives you a nice wine flavor. we have cream. >>we have some half and half. >>we are going to add some clam juice. we are going to want to bring that to a boil. a mixture of half fat and half flour. this is the foundation of the flour. patience is really a virtue. if you add to much it will thicken up too much. you have to take your timne. it is going to activate the ingredients. go ahead and add your fresh crab. it is done. we have a completed sample of it here. you can see how chunky it is. some great flavor elements.
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morty, look at how easy it is.t's almost like dancing. [ both humming ] this is called the swiffer dance. with new quality ingredients. like angus beef, hickory ham, and our new buttery seasoned crusts. then...we add hot. because hot makes everything better. [ female announcer ] better taste. better quality. [ ding! ] ♪ hot pockets! with everything. no. no no no no no. mommy's here. but instead she gives him capri sun. with absolutely no artificial preservatives. but instead she gives him capri sun. would you stop? the boys did notng wrong. they made you a tribute.ou a tr, i can't wait for my eulogy. you still don't walk outon an eg that your sonsplanned for you. tom chervenak got a tribute! the guys made a wholevie and--with big speechesas and how muchthey love h. then they did this big,g where they alldressed u. well, robbie was readyto dress . that stunk what they did, all right? i know a tribute. they're not welcomein this . oh, really? that's correct. so they let you down? yes. and what aboutyour buddies at t?
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know. big date, but my sinuses are acting up. it's time for advil cold and sinus. [ male announcer ] truth is that won't relieve all your symptoms. new alka seltzer plus-d relieves more sinus symptoms than any other behind the counter liquid gel. oh what a relief it is. than any other behind the counter liquid gel. is there a lot of worry building up around a daily problem? well ladies, now there's big news in controlling your overactive bladder symptoms. thinking less about them with new oxytrol for women. it's a patch. the first and only over the counter treatment for overactive bladder. it's good to know how to put the control back in your go. new oxytrol for women. now over the counter in the feminine care aisle. visit oxytrolforwomen.com to learn more. >> announcer: making a difference, brought to you by new oxytrol for women. >>> a number of our viewers told us they were deeply touched by the story a week ago that started out with a photo of the young wounded army ranger thought to be
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!you to know. ♪ morty are you listening? morty? ♪ ♪ just keep your elbows in a little more. you think this will catch on? maybe a little. [ male announcer ] want to win your own football fantasy? just tell us, then use your visa card for a chance to win it. >>> have mercy upon us, o god, and save us from the madness. >> that's the chaplain of the senate admonishing members of congress even as he says that prayer opens the chamber for business. on a regular basis. i'm going to talk with him about whether he thinks prayer can help at this point. >>> and janet yellen, that name, that woman, expected to be presented today as the president's pick for the head of the fed. but was she his first choice? [ male announcer ] maybe you've already heard what they're saying about the nissan altima. ♪ and we have to admit, that it's all true. but don't just take their word for it, check it out for yourself. the award-winning nissan altima. nissan. innovation that excites. now get a $179 per month leas
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morty, look at how easy it is.most like dancing. [ both humming ] this is called the swiffer dance. [ male announcer ] when you wear dentures you may not know it, but your mouth is under attack. food particles infiltrate and bacteria proliferate. ♪ protect your mouth, with fixodent. the adhesive helps create a food seal defense for a clean mouth and kills bacteria for fresh breath. ♪ fixodent, and forget it. >>> welcome back. let's talk about the government shutdown. as it continues with really no clear end in sight, word now that house democrats have come up with a new way to potentially force republican leaders into allowing a vote on the so-called clean cr bill. that would continue to fund the government and obama care. so could this plan actually work? and what are the likely repercussions of it? angela mcgouen is a fox news political analyst. and doug showen is a political contributor and former pollster for president clinton. before we get to this, this is dicey, what the democrats are proposing, let's talk a
morty, look at how easy it is.most like dancing. [ both humming ] this is called the swiffer dance. [ male announcer ] when you wear dentures you may not know it, but your mouth is under attack. food particles infiltrate and bacteria proliferate. ♪ protect your mouth, with fixodent. the adhesive helps create a food seal defense for a clean mouth and kills bacteria for fresh breath. ♪ fixodent, and forget it. >>> welcome back. let's talk about the government shutdown. as it...
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morty just summed it up.ears we'll be fine. [ jen garner ] what skincare brand is so effective... so trusted... so clinically proven dermatologists recommend it twice as much as any other brand? neutrogena®. recommended by dermatologists 2 times more than any other brand. now that's beautiful. neutrogena®. ♪ >>> a kid's football game spirals out of control. >> he's coming after us. >> when the grown-ups stop playing nice. october 13th, 2012. it's a hot afternoon in west park, florida. and the game between the west park saints and miramar patriots is even hotter, as they battle it out in the youth football semifinals. patrick manuel, a coach for the miramar patriots, is excited about the game. >> there had been a lot of hype around the game. south florida youth football even has its own dedicated channel for youth sports. >> and dion robinson, a each for the west park saints is just as pumped. >> the atmosphere is good, because it was like number one versus number two and we really wanted to see what was bette
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morty are you listeng? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!elcome back to "hannity," now, throughout the hour we have been going through several -- several e-mails of unintended consequences. >> sean, i have to say it saddens me -- >> don't look so sad. >> the level of selfishness on this panel. every single one of us has already benefitted from obama care. the fact that we have no lifetime caps anymore. insurance companies can't kick us off. we no longer have to deal with pre-existing conditions. wait a second, let me finish. all of these benefits that we have benefitted from, people who have health insurance, now the exchanges have kicked in. this is about the americans who were uninsured, and they finally have access to new, easy and secure affordable health care. >> what is really selfish and arrogant is a president of the united states who thinks he no longer has to negotiate. there is a legislative branch, my plan is dr. price's plan -- my turn, you were calling names, i'm trying to have a conversation. >> what are your plans? >> i can f
morty are you listeng? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!elcome back to "hannity," now, throughout the hour we have been going through several -- several e-mails of unintended consequences. >> sean, i have to say it saddens me -- >> don't look so sad. >> the level of selfishness on this panel. every single one of us has already benefitted from obama care. the fact that we have no lifetime caps anymore. insurance companies can't kick us off. we no longer have to deal...
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know >>> we are back in the spin with our coverage of the government shutdown and it's time to talk strate strategy. what is the end game for republicans? it got more confusing on the house floor when speaker boehner threatened to hold even his own staffers hostage. this was sort of their last gam bit before shutting down the government. they decided to have this bizarre fight, not over whether they are staffers would be on the obama care exchanges because they are, but whether their employer would continue to be allowed to contribute to their health care or whether they would force their own staffers to take a huge pay cut, a bizarre thing to pick a fight over. politico has reporting that makes it more bizarre. boehner actually fought for months alodgeside harry reid to get the government to contribute to the staffer's health care. now wants to go back and shut down the government over the very thing that he spent months fighting for. it just exposes how dishonest the e
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morty, are you listening? please welcome lee and morty kaufman. [cheering] [applause] ♪ >> ellen: thank you for being here. i think everybody loves that commercial. everybody who has seen that commercial. i'm a big fan of the swifrnser anyway, i'm a fan of the product and i'm a fan of you. can askou how old you are? >> we're both 91. >> ellen: 91 years old. [applause] >> ellen: you're standing on a chair like that. that made me so nervous. >> me too. >> ellen: i bet. like, "don't do that." you have been married 44 years. >> yes. we were both widowed at an early age inur early 40's, and my son, scottie, needed some reading remediation so lee was the teacher, and i went and i said to her, "scotty can't read for beans. what are you going to do about it?" >> exactly. >> she wasn't fazed by it. i came back the next time. and i said i'm not interested in discussing scottie. would you care to go out with me?" from that point, romance blossomed. it was great. >> i must add. >> ellen: yes? >> that scottie learned to re
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morty are you listeng? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!greta: okay everyone, it's time to hash it out. britney spears sounding off on the shut down tweeting go call the police, go call the governor, someone tell congress to get to work. the song happens to be called work expletive. nice timing britney. maybe congress will listen, maybe not this, is not your typical spaghetti dinner. a photo of himself on instagram shows a couple chowing down on pasta announcing we're preggo. the couple's clever photo going viral. tonight fan the famed writer of best selling thrillers, tom clancy has died. secretary rumsfeld tweeting detailed ask suspenseful, p military thrillers will stand among america's captivating works. tweet us your favorite cansy book at hash tag greta. and this couple refusing to let the government shut down rug. up next we're going to take to you their wedding. blah ♪ 'take me home...' ♪ 'i'll be gone...' ♪ 'in a day or...' man: twooooooooooooooooo! is that me, was i nging? vo: not paying for scheduled maintenance feels pretty good
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!ant you to know prefer the taste of gevalia house blend over the taste of starbucks house blend? not that we like tooting our own horn but... ♪ toot toot. [ male announcer ] find gevalia in the coffee aisle or at gevalia.com >>> as a senior member of the obama administration, he was instrumental in the repeal of don't ask, don't tell. he made a bold public case for why the u.s. should find a way to declare an end to the war on terror. he made the first public push for the administration to be more open about drone strikes on some of the most important and sensitive issues facing the obama administration, this guy has been the tall poppy. he has been the one willing to stick his neck out before anybody else. he left the administration right after the election, went back to private life, but now as of today, he is coming back in a big and unexpected way that basically nobody saw coming. and that story is straight ahead. ng out of pipe. sfx: birds chirping. ido more with less with buless
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! want you to know the #1 selling pain reliever, in one cold medicine. advil congestion relief. it delivers a one-two punch at pain and sinus pressure with the power of advil and a nasal decongestant in a single pill. advil congestion relief. it guides you to a number it guides you to a number that will change your life: your sleep number setting. it even knows you by name. now it's easier than ever to experience deep, restful sleep with the sleep number bed's dualair technology. at the touch of a button, the sleep number bed adjusts to each person's ideal comfort and support. and you'll only find it at a sleep number store. where right now our newest innovations are available with 36-month financing. sleep number. comfort individualized. at afraud could meanuld blower credit scores. and higher interest rates when you apply for a credit card. it's a problem waiting to happen. check your credit score, check your credit report at experian.com. avo: sales event is "sback.hen drive" which m
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!ant you to know >>> if you haven't already, download the flipboard app and subscribe to "meet the press" magazine to join readers now over 50,000 strong. throughout the week we post interesting articles, photos and videos as we plan the next week's program. it's available on the web, your tablet and smartphone and you can continue the conversation all week long. can your longwear makeup last 'til five o'clock? [ female announcer ] outlast stay fabulous from covergirl can. outlast is a primer, concealer and foundation all in one for all day flawless skin. outlast stay fabulous. [ sofia ] from easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl. [ unr ass [ female announcer ] e people like to pretend a flood could never happen to them. and that their homeowners insurance protects them. [ thunder crashes ] it doesn't. stop pretending. only flood insurance covers floods. ♪ visit floodsmart.gov/pretend to learn your risk. >> "meet the press" is back with our political roundtable. rick santorum, jennifer gran
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morty are you listening? morty?g? morty? cheryl burke is cha-cha-ing in depend silhouette briefs for charity, to prove that with soft fabric and waistband, the best protection looks, fits, and feels just like underwear. get a free sample and try for yourself. ♪ the one and only, cheerios get a free sample and try for yourself. over 20 million drivers are insured with geico. so get a free rate quote today. i love it! how much do you love it? animation is hot...and i think it makes geico's 20 million drivers message very compelling, very compelling. this is some really strong stuff! so you turned me into a cartoon...lovely. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >>> as we've been telling you all afternoon, large swaths of our government are still not functioning on this saturday. you just heard from a family who has a sick child that's being affected by the ridiculousness in washington, d.c. you can't visit national museums and parks. local businesses that rely on that tourism
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!n beings first began to fly, they strapped themselves on to the wings. give the propeller a crank, and away you go, flying for at least a second. for the next couple of decades as planes got faster and more sophisticated, the way in which pilots flew really stayed simple. spin propeller, take speed, know your engines. they all believed once you understood how to work the mechanics of your plane, you just climbed in and flew, but in one important sense, they were wrong. it turns out that human beings have a particular problem with flying that we didn't know we had and the problem can be a big one. while flying in an airplane, if you can't see the horizon, we humans cannot necessarily tell if we are right side up on or a slant or upside down. our internal gyro scopes are not great at telling us that information. during world war ii, the military discovered that when pilots would fly into a fog or clouds, they sometimes would emerge on the other side flying upside down with no idea they h
morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!n beings first began to fly, they strapped themselves on to the wings. give the propeller a crank, and away you go, flying for at least a second. for the next couple of decades as planes got faster and more sophisticated, the way in which pilots flew really stayed simple. spin propeller, take speed, know your engines. they all believed once you understood how to work the mechanics of your plane, you just climbed in and flew, but in one...
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morty just summed it up. the next 44 years we'll be fine. morty just summed it up.d a payment. aw, shoot. shoot! this is bad. no! we're good! this is your first time missing a payment. and you've got the it card, so we won't hike up your apr for paying late. that's great! it is great! thank you. at discover, we treat you like you'd treat you. get the it card with late payment forgiveness. if yand you're talking toevere rheuyour rheumatologistike me, about trying or adding a biologic. this is humira, adalimumab. this is humira working to help relieve my pain. this is humira helping me through the twists and turns. this is humira helping to protect my joints from further damage. doctors have been prescribing humira for over ten years. humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to ra symptoms. for many adults, humira is proven to help relieve pain and stop further joint damage. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal events, such as infections, lymphoma, o
morty just summed it up. the next 44 years we'll be fine. morty just summed it up.d a payment. aw, shoot. shoot! this is bad. no! we're good! this is your first time missing a payment. and you've got the it card, so we won't hike up your apr for paying late. that's great! it is great! thank you. at discover, we treat you like you'd treat you. get the it card with late payment forgiveness. if yand you're talking toevere rheuyour rheumatologistike me, about trying or adding a biologic. this is...
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know.probably get the last roll... yeah but i practiced my bassoon. [ mom ] and i listened. [ brother ] i can do this. [ imitates robot ] everyone deserves ooey, gooey, pillsbury cinnamon rolls. make the weekend pop. add brand new belongings from nationwide insurance and we'll replace stolen or destroyed items with brand-new versions. we put members first. join the nation. ♪ nationwide is on your side ♪ >>> that's scene from raiders of the lost ark. an adaptation. and it's being called the greatest of all time. they spent seven years of their lives back in the '80s making a shot for shot remake of the iconic film. now decades later the story of how they made their adaptation is already the subject of a book and could soon be the subject of a major motion picture. chris and eric are the minds behind the adaptation. they're much older now. good to see you guys. >> hi, thanks for having us on. >> great to be on. >> chris, let me start with you. you played the lead role in this thing. what made
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know., dad, you've got... [ voice of dennis ] allstate. with accident forgiveness, they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident. smart kid. [ voice of dennis ] indeed. are you in good hands? is what makes us different. we take the time to get to know you and your unique health needs. then we help create a personalized healthcare experience that works for you. and you. and you. with 50 years of know-how, and a dedicated network of doctors, health coaches, and wellness experts, we're a partner you can rely on -- today, and tomorrow. we're going beyond insurance to become your partner in health. humana. >>> in the spotlight tonight, texas versus women voters. this morning we told you about a texas voter i.d. law that will make it a lot harder for women to vote. the new law requires showing photo identification and also requires a person's i.d. be substantially similar to the most up to date legal information. now, as reasonable as that may sound it can present a very serio
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! want you to know. >>> so eight members of congress got arrested today. it was not a corruption sting or anything like that. these eight members of congress got arrested at a protest in washington, d.c. even though everything in national politics right now feels like it has come to a halt because of the government shutdown and the looming debt ceiling deadline next week with its threat of total economic apocalypse, even though all that is still going on, today in washington there was a big, colorful, boisterous crowded reminder of the cost of our congress doing nothing right now other than lurjing from self-imposed crisis to self imposed crisis. back in june the congress passed an immigration reform bill and that bill went to the house where republicans are ignoring it to debt. they are not saying they will kill it but just ignoring it. killing it by their inaction and hoping that the latino community in particular does not notice them killing it. the republican party hired seven new p
morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! want you to know. >>> so eight members of congress got arrested today. it was not a corruption sting or anything like that. these eight members of congress got arrested at a protest in washington, d.c. even though everything in national politics right now feels like it has come to a halt because of the government shutdown and the looming debt ceiling deadline next week with its threat of total economic apocalypse, even though all...
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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know. you know how painful heartburn can be. for fast, long lasting relief, use doctor recommended gaviscon®. only gaviscon® forms a protective barrier that helps block stomach acid from splashing up- relieving the pain quickly. try fast, long lasting gaviscon®. >>> does president obama have a slight priority problem tonight? we know he is not a a computer programmer so, of course, is he not going to be fixing the computers. with the obama rollout a wreck, should he be busy planning a fundraising glitz? we are back with pat buchanan. he has 8 fundraising events over the next five weeks. >> that's what he does. is he a verbalist. he goes out and speaks as for manager and executor and organizers he is a complete failure. look, you all have done an awful lot of work with the benghazi thing. two weeks after the benghazi thing is he running around talking about the video just like susan rice. he didn't know about the irs thick. nobody informed him. he didn't know about the wiretaps and all the r
morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know. you know how painful heartburn can be. for fast, long lasting relief, use doctor recommended gaviscon®. only gaviscon® forms a protective barrier that helps block stomach acid from splashing up- relieving the pain quickly. try fast, long lasting gaviscon®. >>> does president obama have a slight priority problem tonight? we know he is not a a computer programmer so, of course, is he not going to be fixing...