mr. einstein, here. he can't even read the menu in mcdonalds. don't give me that, jo-jo. you can't read so good either. intercom: mr. honeycut? please report to the office immediately. derek. keep the class cool. i'll be right back. ( students talking and laughing ) it's good to be here. we were on the sun. very good. the sun. jo-jo: yeah, the sun, antonini. we left off on the sun. s that you raise your hand. now, the sun is actually a controlled nuclear explosion. this is captain fuller. we may have a wrinklklhere. i want back-up units right away. roll them in silent. thanks. will not last forever. and when it dies... the guy's really messed up. be cool, man! ( gunshot ) ...destroying the earth with its immense heat. i would appreciate your full attention from now on, mr. fort. otherwise, i might feel compelled to put a hole in your head. anyone have a problem with that? ah, good! let's continue. hurry, i think it's here. physical sciences. relax, honeyeyt, we're here. harry, go on the east flank. we'll come from here. we'll corner the punk. the punk is antonini and you'r

mr. sullivan, there's really no need to shout. it's all right, mom. i'll take care of this. mom? so baby einstein's got his mommy working here now. that explains how she got the job. all right, mr. sullivan. usual, your ulcer's flared up again. you should know any additional stress would severely compromise your health. i suggest you take a deep breath and button it. otherwise mommy will wash out my mouth with soap? i understand you're not feeling well, but don't treat our staff members with disrespect. now, just lie back and relax. what? how dare you presume i needed your help? your arrogance completely undermined my credibility with that patient. from now on, i expect you to treat me as you would any other employee in this hospital. you got that? got it. hey, i told you i needed that vomit tray! hey, mom! i will leave you to your patient... ms. o'brien. so? who's the tootsie with the big babaloos? i don't know. i don't care. aren't you supposed to be sick? not chinese food again! what is this, china? hello, vin. want some kung pao? this used to be pot roast night with those tiny little potatoes y

einstein's e=mc2.' well, mike. how nice to see you. mr. smith, i'm delighted to see you. what are you doing? just passing by here or what? no. i-i was in the neighborhood and thought i'd investigate some insurance possibilities. continue, donfield. that's all for now. (linkwood) 'you've been photographed and recorded' 'selling out your country.' i see. i'll need all your data immediately. 'directives, locations, production costs, formula.' i'll need time. you've until tomorrow night at 10:00 pm. let's get down to it, shall we? if we can't complete the transaction by the next contact. forget it. patience, darling. i'm sure the doctor will give you your final examination at your next appointment. [chuckles] [suspires] - i don't like it. - oh, come, come. you're at home always in tune with the gentle

einstein. (solo) 'well, i see that the crew's social director is announcing' 'games on the main deck.' at's a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this? well, good afternoon, mr. solo. i trust you enjoyed your rest. yes, as a matter of fact i did with the help p your tranquilizer. - thank you. - you're welcome. are we about to have a guided tour of yoyo chamber of horrors? ha ha ha. yes, without the questions in your mind though. what, whwhand how, eh? well, shall we clear away the puzzlement? come on, chuke. now then. this is where our subjects are oriented during the two days that they are missing. (brach) 'what i believe you people call in u.n.c.l.e., a cover' now this man has passed through all our standard procedures. 'he's undergoing his final test.' he's not awareref this, or anybody else. he's obviously been conditioned. (brach) 'this mamabehind the glass is mr. carver.' 'he's a technician with neutron force incorporated.' he'll be back at his job in a couple of days. (brach) 'his hidden drive toward gambling would have interfered' 'with his rise to the very highest position' 'in the company.' 'but now you see, that compulsive urge' 'now, he'll achiev

and if einstein had had these kind of money-saving ideas he could have afforded a haircut. okay. i was just wondering. mrs. quick. and i thought you might be interested in it. how to be confident? you know, from a literary standpoint. oh, don't worry. i'm not offended. i just hope it's more effective than confidence for dummies. well, you don't feel hot. maybe i should take your temperature. under the tongue. under the tongue. open up. all right, i'll check it in a few minutes. ( humming ) ughing ) this ought to do it. uh-huh, mm-hmm. so what you're saying is that this "westbridge town meeting" will actually encourage the students to express their opinions? exactly. why don't we let the students run the school? that'll make for some high sats. but... no name calling. i said no town meeting. miss spellman. hey, mr. kraft. and they say we don't have mice. ha! we didn't realize you were running such a high temperature. i don't want to be a burden. ( coughing weakly ) as long as you drop everything and stay focused on me i should be fine. ( moaning ) sabrina. sabrina. i'm too weak to lie. remind me to scold y