mr. stephens, what's in the envelopes? [ chuckles ] well, it looks like house dust and tea, but i -- tea, huh? we'll find out about that. run them through the lab, frank. right, ed. all right, stephens. that's it. where did you get it? i can't tell you. cut the jazz, stephens. you're in serious trouble. listen, i'm just a simple neighborhood druggist who has to stay open sunday afternoons. never mind about that. what about him? oh, such a nice man. lovely wife. an adorable daughter. funny name, though. who could know that he was a spy? is? nothing. i-i swear she knows nothing about it. all right, stephens, who is this woman? i never saw her before in my life. next. [ ding ] how about this one? her i've seen. oh, darrin, how could you? what's going to become of tabitha? sam, i'm sorry. i tried to protect you, but they wormed it out of me! we were only gone for a little while. mother wanted to get some tea. [ ding ] you see? you wouldn't listen to me. that's what comes of marrying a mortal. always wanting to know what you're

mr. stephens? mr. stephens, there's someone here to see you. hmm? that model mr. tate wanted you to interview for the baldwin blanket account -- who? is something wrong, mr. stephens? wrong? uh, what, uh... what's wrong about me? oh, nothing, sir. nothing's wrong with you as far as i'm concerned. would you please send in the model? yes, sir. miss adams? thank you. hello, mr. stephens. i'm gloria adams. the summit model agency sent me. it's nice to meet you, miss adams. t-t-the nightgown's a very good idea, but i don't think it's necessary. [ ding! ] [ bell rings ] you mean you want to see more of me? oh, no! no! i-i-i just mean you come highly recommended, and i'm sure you've had a great deal of experience. and what do you mean by that crack? uh, nothing at all! i mean, you've had a great deal of experience modeling. yes. that's -- that's very lovely. i'm sure you'll do nicely. do what? nothing! here. let me help you. don't you dare touch me! come on, miss adams. i'm a happily married man. oh, that is what they all say. wow. i just don't understand it, larry. neit

mrs. stephens, do you know the penalty for perjury? oh, hush up. your hon-- [ tinkles ] now, i don't see that it makes any difference whether he's benjamin franklin or not. he represents mr. franklin, doesn't he? now, the district attorney accuses him of creating a disturbance in the library. but he doesn't mention the fact that he was honest enough to pay a 200-year-old fine or that benjamin franklin created the first public library. he also accuses him but he doesn't mention the fact that benjamin franklin started the first volunteer fire department. aren't you going to object to this, counselor? doesn't look that way, your honor. now, it seems to me that, whoever he is, all this gentleman has done since he's been here is to remind us of the wonderful things that benjamin franklin has done... and of the heritage of wisdom that he left us. i'd want to thank him instead of trying to send him to jail. [ applause ] [ tinkles ] objection! i think you're a little late, counselor. congratulations, mr. franklin. i knew you could do it. congratulations, mr

mr. stephens' room. this is mr. stephens' room. oh, i'm sorry. he isn't here. um, could you tell me where i could reach mr. stephens? no, i'm sorry. i don't know where he is right now. but, if you'll only pardon me, i am dead. [ yawns ] hi, honey. would you believe it? it took until this afternoon to get a plane out. ooh. if you ever want to ruin your back, just try sleeping on one of those airport benches. age the bums. hi, honey. i don't blame you for not wanting to be kissed. i haven't shaved. hey, i got good news for you. my speech got more laughs in boston than it did here. all in all, i think the trip was worth it. ow! watch it, honey. you know, i've only been to boston three times. i like it more each time i go. sam, i may be mistaken, but i think that maybe you're peeved about something. did anything happen while i was gone? well, i certainly couldn't have done anything. did i? did i? sam, i asked you a question. did i? sam, you're going to stay right here and talk to me. [ ding! ] samantha! sam, where are you? wherever you are. now, listen to me, sam!

mr. stephens has been working on. now, if you'll notice the way we worked the trade name in -- don't talk when i'm thinking. and don't turn your back on me. pay attention. i am paying attention, mr. morgan. i asked you not to talk while i'm trying to think. mr. morgan, i'm sure you're not paying us all this money to remain silent. the blind leading the blind. mr. morgan, i hope you know -- uh-uh-uh-uh. we're talking again. i can't help it. i can't remain silent. mr. morgan, we're trying very hard to modernize -- we're not angry with you. it's just that i'm always hoping that someday i'll find someone who can do something without my assistance. it's the same in my factory. there isn't a man in it who can do anything without my assistance. when did you say this stephens will be back? i talked to his wife earlier, and she said -- i'd like to meet his wife. i judge a man by the wife he selects. if she'd like to have us for cocktails, i drink martinis. man: meanwhile, as the northern states shivered in a near-record cold w

mrs. stephens. i'm sarah albright, and this is mary wheeler. oh, do come in, and, please, call me samantha. thank you. oh, what a lovely home you have. [ laughter continues ] oh, that -- that's my husband. he took the day off. oh, you have the table all set up for us. good. we can get right down to work. i can't tell you how much i've been looking forward to this. well, let me warn you. once you get involved, lucille dumont will see to it that you're kept very busy with committee work. i like the feeling of being useful. after all, our little daughter will be using that playground equipment someday. hey, sam, darrin says we need more sandwiches. oh, hi, there, ladies. t. right. look. i've got a very short fuse, and it's burning! but, mr. parkinson -- i'm a very busy man, and my time's worth a lot of money. i'm gonna send mcmann & tate a bill for the half hour i've been waiting, and in another five minutes, i go on double time! i'll try to reach them for you, mr. parkinson. [ telephone ringing ] oh, excuse me. i'll get it, honey. oh, thanks, swe

mr. stephens? and sam just hasn't had time to tell me about him yet. well, i must say, your faith in your wife is very touching, mr. stephens. uh, miss kravitz. aren't you going to buy some ?clairs? ?clairs? i hate ?clairs. in fact, i don't even know why i came in here. [ ding! ] hi, there! ! now, listen, rodney, no more mrs. nice guy. when darrin comes home, i'm gonna tell him exactly who you are. and i'm warning you, he can be very violent. no, you don't want to spoil your record when you're so close to your celebration. besides, you have my solemn oath that if you two are still together by 9:00 tonight, i'll fly out of your lives forever. still together? did you put a spell on darrin? to cause a rift between you two by witchcraft. i just want to be around you for another 45 minutes. that's all. is that too much to ask? darrin: honey, open the door. i've got my hands full. ah, my master's voice. [ ding! ] just a minute, sweetheart. thank you. hey, it's nice to have someone like you welcome me when i get home. nice to have someone like you welcome me.

stephens. larry! in making the decision, mr. bryan said that mrs. stephens showed an amazing color sense and style for an amateur painter. samantha won first prize! well, hurry up. we must go to that exhibit. now for a rundown in the world of sports. what is it? she won! samantha won! ...stunned a capacity crowd, setting a new world's record for the high jump. and so, you say, "what is art?" some say look in the dictionary, but i say what does a man who writes a dictionary know about art? if he knew anything about art, would he be writing a dictionary in the first place? no, i say. i say go to a man who has created something himself... even if that man is only a man like i. a man who has created a perfume -- go to him, i say. that man knows art as i know art. "and what does it take to know art?" you ask. for the ordinary man, that is a difficult question. but -- and i use the word "but" advisedly -- a man who can sniff a fragrance or walk up to a painting and say, "i know you"... ...there is the essence of knowing art. uh, i'm afraid that our exhibit

mrs. stephens. uh, mrs. stephens, i wonder whether i could borrow -- hello! my name is kravitz, gladys kravitz. my name is -- uh, mrs. kravitz, you know my aunt clara. they're going to a costume party. costume party? how come she isn't dressed? oh, but i am. i'm going as a witch. uh, mrs. kravitz, what is it you wanted to borrow? oh, and good night, ben, you son of a gun. ben! benjamin franklin. i was right. i was right. would you say no to a lot more money? [excited scream] you just won a million dollars! no thanks. nice balloons, though! or no to more vacation days? janet, i'm giving you an extra week's vacation! oh, ah... nooo. what? no way. who says no to more? like the most free hd channels and virtually unlimited movies and shows on demand, so you can binge all day. call now. and don't forget the free tv app. get ultra-fast internet with secure home wifi to connect all your devices. saving on mobile data fees, helps big time. switch to time warner cable. for $89.99 a month you'll get free hd channels, 100 meg internet and unlimited calling to half the w

mr. stephens, would you tell mr. tate the gentlemen have arrived for the meeting? thank you. [ meows ] change, already, change! hello, darrin? i found her in tibet. she came to have tea with the lord high lama. oh, just in time, too. what? okay, put her on. nimbus nambus krishna fren, make the cat that woman again. [ ding! ] that did it, honey. come on home. where am i? oh, we better get to the meeting. meeting? oh, for some reason, i feel so strange. it's commonly called a hangover. we had a pretty big night last night. we did? yes, we did. boy, never again. larry! yes? miss devlin, i didn't see you come in. the phone from tibet? wrong number. oh. leaves, leaves, nothing but leaves! i've been duped! oh, they promised me that this would grow money this morning. you didn't really mean that jazz about the $100 bills? i sure did, and i'll prove it to you. i picked a whole batch of them yesterday and put them in my wallet. now, here, you go out and buy something real nice for yourself. gee, i don't know how to thank you. oh. my luck -- i haven't either. -- ca [ gasps ]

mrs. stephens. good morning, dan. you can put it right over there. oh. oh, mrs. stephens, there'll be a drew niver stopping by. i mean, a new driver stopping by for a while. he's going on -- i mean, i'm going on vacation. how nice! have a good time. at the country air rest home. did dan say he was going to a rest home? yes, dear. well, he did seem a little confused. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.co you ready yet, honey? samantha: i'll be right down. good. that'll give me another 10 minutes. hook this for me, will you, honey? mm-hmm. sam? oh, i'm sorry. there you go. say, how did you manage that when you were single? oh, i had to use witchcraft. it was much more dependable but not nearly as much fun. honey, i'm sorry this turned into a business dinner, but larry's dying to land this account. mr. macelroy's leaving town tonight. have i met him? no, but you've probably been in his shoes. huh? macelroy shoes -- one of the biggest in the country. i've come up with some pretty big ideas. [ chuckles ] dear, what you need is some smaller ideas or a bigger tube. well,

mrs. stephens. hello. how do you do? mrs. kravitz said you were about to go on tour. uh, yes. i, uh, i had been giving it some thought. i think that's wonderful. when would it be? one doesn't measure these things by time. he measures them by free meals. mrs. kravitz was saying you were only 9 years old when you played in carnegie hall. please, don't mention carnegie. ooh! and what a performance. sounds interesting. i don't want to talk about it. i wouldn't talk about it either if my knickers fell down. gladys, he's doing it again. abner! i was telling the truth. gladys, let's eat. during his career, louis met very important people. yep. those were the days. it's not easy reaching your prime when you're 9. but what about your new tour? won't be the same. louis, i'm sure you'll be a success again. i don't think people have forgotten you. how could they? his knickers fell down. no, sam's right. a man with your talent shouldn't have trouble. who's got talent now? who? well, uh, heifetz. ha! he plays with his thumbs. heifetz? he's brilliant! he should play the square dance. o like

stephens. i hired a detective, and he found out it's your daughter. when mr. solow called me at the club and told me, i was shocked beyond belief! i-i couldn't speak. words failed me. r, baby. ho, ho, ho, ho? don't "ho, ho" me, you ingrate. you and stephens here have entered into a conspiracy to drive the solow toy company out of business! after all i've done for you. as close as we've been, like father and son. darrin, if you needed money, if you needed toys, why didn't you come to me and say so? larry, are you trying to say that you knew nothing about this? yes. effective immediately, the "hoho the clown" program is hereby canceled. but you can't do that to the children of america. you have no alternative. and i have no alternative but to ask you to tender your resignation. darrin, you're through! so is my account with mcmann & tate. mr. solow, that won't be necessary now that stephens is no longer with the agency. i want you to know i consider his actions illegal, unethical, shocking... [ ding! ] can discuss how to get out of this. is the spell off hoho? oh,

mrs. stephens. why, the man's very nearly a genius. he just wants to get a perfect pose for the ad campaign. i'm sure tabitha's fine. all right, now. make cutesy -- cutesy for uncle diego. there we go. [ tinkles ] diego's going flipsy again. the whole brain is falling right out of the back of the head. i've got to peek. [ laughing ] honey, go ahead. anxious mothers. [ tinkles ] moaning ] tabitha, come on. up. what happened? you wouldn't believe it. my analyst will not believe it, but i believe it. i've seen it! i saw it with my own eyes. diego, did you get any pictures? i got all kinds of pictures. i got floating-stuffed-octopus pictures and bouncy-rubber-ball pictures and -- she did it. she's the one who did it to me. put her away! that is one nutty baby! darrin: wait a minute! are you trying to blame this on my daughter -- a helpless one-year-old? you ought to be ashamed of yourself! i ought to be ashamed? she ought to be ashamed! you talk to her. you do something with her. i've tried everything -- my charm, my exuberant personality.

mr. stephens, i'm sorry, but this interview is over. oh, oh, mram i-i-i don't know what to say. this isn't me! i don't re! whoever its, his intew is a end! mr, plse, if youst let m??e explain. i made a boo-boo. get out of my sight! mr. ames, uh, it's like some strange force got ahold of me. it's -- uh -- samantha! out! by t? ? when the wind blows, the crlel rock? [ door opens ] darrin: samantha! doorla i hstng feeng bad wordwill fly ? where it doedon't try to deny i! al right, ion't. come on, sam, don't make me drag it out of you. i ly did it to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life. that i did on a day long ago, which we now laughiny call our anniversary. go ahead. rave on. let me know when the steam comeout ofour nose. you can help me with the ironing. when will you learn to stop meddling in my business? too bad. ve got lovely hoe, a nice car, lovely clothes. but you, i suppose, i'm sta mbhead. i didn't say that. yo thinking it. but you, i suppose, head, with it.. oh, really, darrin. goit.ad ok, a big dumbhead. oh, really, darrin. oh, calling me nes now. if you

mr. stephen colbert! toltold on, >> stephen: you had something to say? >> i did indeed! i have something to say! i say this to all of you -- let the child do as she pleases! >> stephen: oh, my stars! it's friend to children everywhere, the mayor of candy town, jon stewart! >> if the girl doesn't want does t have to! here, have a toffee. have a toffee from an pants! ( applause ) i have been heating those up. there you go. toffee from an old man's pants. >> so... i don't have to vote? >> heck, no! ( singing ) ? there's nothing in the law that says the people have to vote ? >> stephen: wait a ? let the child do what she wants ? ? don't stuff voting down her throat! ? ? democracy is optional ? ? it's not a big old croat ? it's an anatomical term. >> stephen: what is croat? the sack on a sea bird. took 'em up, oh, so good! ( laughter ) chd ha go vothn, thi >> come on, it's not a big deal. >> stephen: do you remember who's running this year? >> well, i haven't paid much attention. walter mon bastille daydale, that nice do you want me to tell you? >> well, let me give it ary of

mrs. stephens. if it weren't for you, i'd have no other way to get down to the track and practice. i'm more than happy to help, johnny, but i still don't see the point of practicing for a race you don't think you'll be able to enter. i guess it's just my nutty way of hoping against hope. [ whistle blows ] all right. stand back. oh, hi, mrs. kravitz. what are you doing here?

mr. stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) hold on! toltold on, now! hold on! hold on! >> stephen: you had something to say? >> i did indeed! i have something to say! i say this to all of you -- let the child do as she pleases! >> stephen: oh, my stars! it's friend to children everywhere, the mayor of candy town, jon stewart! >> if the girl doesn't want to vote, she doesn't have to! here, have a toffee. everyone gets a toffee! have a toffee from an old man's pants! ( applause ) i have been heating those up all day. there you go. there you go. toffee from an old man's pants. >> so... i don't have to vote? >> heck, no! ( singing ) ? there's nothing in the law that says the people have to vote ? ? don't stuff voting down her throat! ? ? democracy is optional ? ? it's not a big old croat ? >> stephen: "croat?" it's an anatomical term. >> stephen: what is croat? the sack on a sea bird. ( laughter ) it's a croat. you remember, ( laughter ) you have been to the croat fest! >> stephen: listen, john, this child has got to vote! >> come on, it's not a big deal. >> stephen: do you

stephens. she's not having any. larry. mr. "steffins," i am so glad that you are here, also. now i can be rid of both of you at the same instant! well, you have every right to be angry. i can't explain my actions, but i am sorry, and i humbly apologize. i do not accept your apology! well, then, don't. but you're supposed to be a businesswoman. at least look at the layouts in larry's portfolio. if you don't like them, i'll leave without being told. but don't dismiss my company just because i made a little mistake. very well, mr. "steffins." i won't have it said based on personal reactions. hmm. hmm! "don't play fair. use madame maruska's lipstick." isn't that something? i hate it! goodbye, peasants! it was all sewed up. you had to get that crazy idea madame maruska was a fake. ole sweet deal. [ imitates slashing sound ] larry, for the last two hours you've been going on and on and on. why did you do it, darrin? why did i do it? the whole smear. why? i can't tell you. you can tell me. no, i can't. you can tell me. okay. i thought my mother-in-law turned herself into madame maru

>> stephen: mr. kroll-- >> stevie. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you are on >> it's just, to put on a mask every night and have to become someone else ( voice breaking ) what that does to a man... steve, i have no one around. no one to support me and my family -- >> i'm here. >> you are my father! you are my father! >> stephen: you are my mother! ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) nick kroll. "loving" is in theaters this friday. nick kroll, everybody! we'll be right back with a nick kroll, everybody! we'll be right back with a performance by aaron lewis. "try laxatives..." i know. believe me. it's like i've. tried. everything! my chronic constipation keeps coming back. i know that. tell me something i don't know. (vo) linzess works differently from laxatives. linzess treats adults with ibs with constipation, or chronic constipation. it can help relieve your belly pain, and lets you have more frequent and complete bowel movements that are easier to pass. do not give linzess to children under 6 and it shou

mr. lamb: who was stephen pleasanton? mr. puleo: he was a real hero in american history.ritish stormed the capital, the presidents house, public burnings in washington and the state department and he at that point ks just before they get there, it is a good idea to save some of the documents and to save the original declaration and the original constitution. he does so. he stuffed them into a linen sack and drives them by wagon, 35 miles away and put some into an abandoned house. he does it against the secretary of war at the time who does not think it is necessary. he thinks they are not coming to washington dc, that baltimore is the target and he is correct. the secretary of war underestimates the potential value of the destruction of these documents. pleasanton does not. he makes the save and is again one of the people that have been stewards of these documents throughout history. mr. lamb: where did this book come from? mr. puleo: this book comes, i read a small magazine article several years ago about the fact that these documents, the "big three" as i call them were

mr. trump tapped stephen bannon as his chief strategist. >> i don't know steve bannon. i have no concerns. i think he will pick who he thinks will best serve him. >> reporter: as for the nationwide protests against. [ crowd chanting ]. >> reporter: mr. trump says americans shouldn't be afraid of his administration and he plans to bring the country together. craig boswell, cbs news the white house. >> protests are expected to continue today. los angeles police say they are aware high school students are planning to march out of class. there are rumors of students protests planned in the seattle area as well. democratic party for failing to pay attention to white working class voters during the election. >> but i will tell you that i think there needs to be a profound change in the way the democratic party does business. it is not good enough to have a liberal elite. i come from the white working class. i am deeply humiliated that the democratic party cannot talk to the people from where i came from. >> when asked if he thinks he would have won if he were the democratic n

dan: thank you, stephen. mr. watson and i will be in philadelphia for monday night football. our coverage starts with the big 12 sports countdown to kickoff at 6:30 p.m. that's followed by the packers and eagles at 7:30 p.m., live from wisn 12. kevin love of the cleveland cavaliers set an nba record tonight for the most points in a first quarter with 34. he scored just six and the rest of the game against portland. and, the badgers trail fourth-ranked north carolina in the second half of the championship game of the maui invitational. joyce: thank you, dan. new information tonight on the fatal bus crash in tennessee. kathy: a sixth child has died from injuries. coming up, more information on what happened seconds before the crash. joyce: a sixth child has died crash in chattanooga, tennessee. federal investigators now say the 24-year-old driver was on a road that was not part of his route. he did not have alcohol or drugs in his system, but was speeding when the bus swerved and flipped on its side. kathy: today, the ceo of the bus company released an emotional and sympathetic

mr. trump also tapped stephen bannon as his white house senior counselor. he was criticized for using the page for white nationalism. asker if nationwide protests against him, mr. trump says american shouldn't be afraid of his administration and that he plans to bring the country together. craig boswell, cbs news, the white house. >>> the president-elect campaign is figuring out how to transfer the real estate business to his children. trump has 59 properties at home and around the world bearing his name and while there are rules to prevent conflict of interest for government officials they do not apply to the president and vice president. now with his children involved in the transition, ethics watch group say it doesn't wall off the trump organization from the trump administration. >> it's turning business interest over to your family. a real blind trust would be one where he picks a third party, independent third party to manage his ib vestments. >> trump's relationship with deutsch bank, he owes the bank $300 million in mortgages. they are in negotiation

stephen bannon. what message would it send if mr. trump put stephen bannon in that job?it is not my business to dictate who his personnel is. obviously i know reince priebus well and i think you send a spectacular job, but there are a lot of different people who can fill that role. that is ultimately the president-elect's decision. i think the republican members of congress will be happy to work with him. john: what message do you think would send if you put stephen bannon in that job? tom: it is not for me to interpret that. i think the most important thing is they have a strong relationship with the president elect. that is his decision. we are going to work with whoever he chooses, and i will be that decision to the guy who won the presidency. mark: most of my discussions with people in the health care industry is that they don't love the affordable care act but they spent a lot of time adjusting to it. do as youour party repeal it to trying get the health care sector not disrupted again? tom: there are quite a few things that the house had laid out on its agenda. the

mr. stephen meijer.. 13.34. 1.00 dollar weakness after a number of days up on dollar strength. francine: look at the vix. we have a talking about when it spikes what it means for emerging markets. this is about boj offering unlimited amount of debt buying. xau 1229. tom: we will get to a different of a chart i made the other day stephen majors's amendment and what he suggested for lower for longer and low yields. mr. trump has shifted the market and there will be higher yields, but to get to the point you and i talked about the other day is we revert to lower for longer then. how do we get from a trump yield, inflation, strong dollar, and revert to the land of stephen major? : the yield would go up and at some point it bites and grows into expectations. i can imagine if we got to the point where treasuries were 2.5 over 10 years, the is the --peo. francine: the funding is part of this. they are keeping you in check on how much you can spend. steven: a lot of this infrastructure is supposed of a public-pr

>> stephen: thank you for being here, mr. ghost lincoln! >> my pleasure, stephen. good to see you. >> stephen: always good to see you, sir. abe, were you shocked by trump's speech at gettysburg? >> no, it reminded me of my address. >> stephen: sir, they were nothing alike. >> that's because no one ever gettysburg address. my advisors made me tone it down. would you like to hear some of it? >> stephen: of course! would you like to hear it, ladies and gentlemen? ( cheers and applause ) okay, well, in that case, ladies and gentlemen, the rough draft of the gettysburg address. >> four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that i did not proposition those women. they're liars! i mean, just look at them. they wouldn't be my first choice. and when i said, "grab them by the petticoat," that was merely log cabin talk! i will sue those lying jezebels into the ground! the consecrated ground in which our brave soldiers now lie. sad! that's why we resolve that this nation, under