mr. keaton, you'llwait for me, won't you? we better go now. glory, glory, hallelujah glory, glory, hallelujah glory, glory, hallelujah [daughter] sometimes the hallways felt like a giant maze. [mother] jenny didn't feel like going to school, and she slept during the day and was up at night. she seemed irritable all the time. [daughter] it felt like there was a weight on my shoulders. and the weight was really hard to hold up. [mother] one day my daughter was crying, that's when jenny told us she thought about hurting herself. [daughter] then my parents got me treatment. hurry. inspection's in five. irwin, come on, get up. one more minute, mommy. i'm not your mommy. i've got a gun. oh. hi, holworthy. hi, snookums. get up. it's inspection. you've already failed twice. this time, i'm prepared. pull yourselftogether, or you'll loseyour weekend pass. what are you doing with your weekend pass? i thoughti'd stay here and brush up onthe geneva convention. you hear what handleman's doing with his weekend pass? brushing up on the geneva convention. what

mr. keaton? yes, sir. that's me. keaton, alex p. dean memminger, no middle initial. well, that'snot your fault, sir. it's a pleasureto meet you, sir. i'm not ready for you yet. i'll be right back. allow me, sir. please wait inside my office. yes, sir. i'll just waitinside your office. you'll be backin a few minutes. so far, so good. whoa. yes, dean memminger. i certainly do want to attend princeton. i have always had a certain... shall we say lust... no, not lust. an admirationfor the ivy league. alex! oh, oh, i saw jeff-- what about jeff? i saw jeff and, and, and the desk, uh, kissing. jeff waskissing the desk? no, he was leaning against the desk. he was, um... he was kissing, um...a girl. oh, boy. i want to go home. let's go home,ok, alex? mallory, are you crazy? i got my interview now! mallory, i'vegot to talk to you! go away, jeff! i don't want to see you! let me explain! let him explain. take her out for dinner. here's some money. i meant to tell youabout sandy. her name's sandy! here'ssome more money. take sandywith you. i'm sorry you found out like this, but w

mr. tedesco. hi, this is elyse keaton. please, please.hear me out. uh, mr. tedesco,i feel terriblyabout what happened, and i want to apologize. now, see here! what? wheredo you live? wh-where? mr. tedesco? yeah. pay noattention to her. she's beenon medication lately. hello? mr. tedesco? may i have a word with you? you've alreadyhad seven. huh? one ofthe dueling keatons. no, i--i-- don't come any closer. mr. tedesco, i came to apologize for my wife's behavior. she feels terrible about this. we're both really sorry. i could sue, you know. look. uh, look... let's try to gain some perspective on the situation. haven't you ever done something without thinking, something you regretted later? yes. i showed upfor parents night. look, i know you're upset, but you'reobviously a very... intelligent,civilized person who can recognizethis incidentfor what it is-- an aberration. and i hope you'llforgive and forget. fortunately, mr. keaton, for his sake, i will allow myself to be appeased by your words. i am nothing if not civilized. i can see that. your wife, however, is

mr. keaton. you know, i feel like part of me died with scrapper. every memory i have from childhood, scrapper was part of them. it's just strange to think that he's gone. will ever take scrapper's place. he'll always have a special place in your heart. scrapper wouldwant you to go on. start over. i want to give you this. it's the best birthday present i could have. oh... hey there, little buddy. you'll give him a good home. hey, thanks, you guys. hey, pal, what do you say? want to be pals with me? captions copyright 1989 what would we do, baby without us what would we do, baby without us and there ain't no nothin' we can't love each other through what would we do, baby without us

mr. keaton. i was giving scott some tips for his interview. i'll give you the opposite advice i gave alex before his interview-- just be yourself. ok. dinner, she's served. great. i can't tell you how hungry i am. i love a man with a healthy appetite. [bell rings] [bang bang bang] i guess she's still hungry. i'll take her some more pasta alex, alex. what's all this stuff? just some pictures from when we were kids. any pictures of you, mallory? i don't think so. hey, wait a second. look. there's mallory. no, that's us dressed for halloween as miss piggy and kermit the frog. no, in back. look. that's mallory's foot. scott, i was just thinking-- the indians are playing saturday. do you want to go? oh, sure. mallory, we have lots of catching up to do. this picture of your foot sparks memories. yes, do you have two tickets left for tonight's indians game? you have 35,000? well, i only need two. my name is jennifer keaton. thank you. bye. any sign of scott? no, i haven't seen him. tonight we're watching the indians play in a double-header against th

mr. keaton. let's begin again. "there's a body of water at the tip of southern chile "that's named for the first man to circumnavigate the globe." what is this body of water? the body-- to the camera. right.to the camera. the body of water... five seconds, harding. ma... ma... anyone else on the harding team? mallory keaton. straits of massachusetts. no, no. i'm sorry. the correct answer was the straits of magellan. the straits of massachusetts is incorrect. [ring] wait a minute. the judges say close enough. wait a minute. i'm sorry. that's the wrong answer. but, but, but as i said, the decision of the judges is final. harding gets credit. uh, the next question. "what is the name of the military alliance the treaty of moscow. no. i'm sorry. the question goes over to harding high. alex keaton. the wa... the wa... wa... mallory keaton,harding high. the warsaw pact? you're right. the correct answeris the warsaw pact. "what is the longest suspension bridge in the united states?" the verrazano- narrows bridge. correct!

mrs. keaton, are you sick? skippy, you're notgoing to believe this. we're goingto have a baby. we are? [hums] goochy, goochy, goochy, goochy, goochy. oh, steven. steven. oh. uh, steven... sit down for a second. let me tell you something. uh...do you remember that weekend we spent at that bed and breakfast place and skipped breakfast? no. steven, do you remember how you always said we have the three most wonderful, thoughtful, considerate children in the whole world? those are the three most selfish, how come you'rehome a day early? this is not my idea of a relaxing drive up into the mountains. oh. it's an honest mistake. it could havehappened to anybody. not anybody who walks erect. what happened? we went camping without a tent. your dad put the tentin the trunk. mallory took the tent out to make room for her make-up table. i didn't thinkit was important. i thought it was justalex's sleeping bag. where was i supposed to sleep? where's jennifer? i had her take our gear off the luggage rack. [thunder] jennifer, leave the gear! just come inside! why did you tell her to do that? i

mr. keaton,i'm mrs. clark. we spokeon the telephone? very nice to meet you. we appreciate your permission to tape. sure, but rememberthe conditions-- try to keepthe noise down, don't interferewith organizedactivities, and if youoverstimulateany seniors, you'll have to leave. don't worry about the overstimulation. well, here's how i'd like to start. andy, i want you to sit with joseph and eva. and i'm an end table? and sam. and i will ask you some questions. very good. ok? ok. good. all right. andy, what's it like coming to the retirement center? the first thingi've noticed, everybody'solder than me. what do you like best here? i like the storiesthey tell. joseph, tellhow you met eva. andy, when my wife died, i moved in with my son david. well, we didn't get along too well, so eventually we decided that i should move in here to the center. i get along with my dad. hi, dad! hi. just like every other day. then, all of a sudden, in walks the most beautiful vision you have ever seen. eva. it sure was. and i noticed josephright away, too. and, you know, then i knew

it feels great,mrs. keaton. i know alexis excited, too. that's right. and although we eagerly cast our... our lines of hope into the unchartered waters of our future... it's with a heavy heart... to the hallowed halls of harding high. seniors whose last names begin with "a" through "j" please step forward. if our names beganwith the same letter, we could marchdown the aisle together. that sounds nice. how come we neverdated until recently? what could i havebeen thinking about? joselyn clark and deena marks and carrie newman-- ok, ok, ok, rache. seniors whose names begin with letters "k" through "t" please step forward. that's us. before we proceed with the graduation rehearsal, i have an announcement. the faculty has just chosen the valedictorian. i'm so proud of you! so join me in congratulating the brightest and best among us, our most deserving new valedictorian... alex, are you all right? don't worry about me. this is your big moment. i'm happy for you. come up here and take a bow, rachel. i never even thoughti was in the running. no more pencils,no

mr. keaton. oh, lauren. two years-- such a long time. there's been a lot of good times in those two years. remember the first time we met in that little psychology lab? it was really love. you were so beautiful. i mean, you are so beautiful. i'm not so bad myself. i don't know what happened to us, but whatever it is, i've got to admit my true feelings and be honest with you, yet you seem to be handling it pretty well. i just have to be honest with her, just tell her that she's a wonderful, decent, intelligent, unique individual, and that we're not in love anymore. ahem. lauren. hi, alex. can i talk to youfor a minute? sure. excuse us. lauren, i got to be honest with you. i have to be honestwith you, too. alex, you'rea wonderful... honest,unique individual, but we're notin love anymore. nobody lets me get a word in edgewise. the last couple of days have been torturefor me. i'm trying to think what did i doto make youstop loving me? was itsomething i said or something i did? or was i justtrying too hard? it was nothing i didor you did. it

mrs. keaton, what a pleasant surprise. mmm. mom, can i talk to rick a minute? oh, uh, sure. i was just going up. good night, rick. what did you want to say? mallory, i'm disappointedat the way things went tonight. i'd be lyingif i said otherwise. i showered,and i feel better now. is that what you came to say? no, that's not all. i'm not the mostsensitive guy in the world. i hope that'snot how you feel, because i'd liketo keep seeing you. how did that sound? fine. i practiced itthe whole ride over. i want to keep seeing you, rick, but not sleep together. that's ok. if you're notcomfortable with it, then neither am i. ok. maybe we couldset thanksgiving as the target date. public performance of captions prohibited without permission ofnational captioning institute captions c bring back solar! bring back solar! bring back solar! protestors at a public utilities claiming a recent decision is killing the solar industry in nevada. what the commission decided today tops channel 2 news at 6:30. the public utilities commission of nevada heard from a large group of passionate opponents

mrs. keaton, i thought you were wonderful myself. great vocal ability. it's your material, honey. that's all. mind your own business, corky. no. let him speak. well, it's those songs you're singing. it's not what everyone today wants to hear. they have too much meaning. but what about guys like dennis here? i admit i couldn't follow it. but those are the songsi want to sing. then sing for your own pleasure. you believe in yourself, they'll believe in you. corky makes an excellent point, elyse. thanks, steve. let's have lunch. elyse. don't try to talk meinto going back out there. that was so horrible, so frightening. i should never have done it in the first place. it all came backwith a rush, elyse. what did? sitting in clubslike this, watching you up there, listening to you sing. cheering you on,hoping you'd sing another. loving you. i loved you so much then, steven. i love you even more now, but that--that's separate from this. i made a mistake. you can't go home again. i was such a jerk. i was out there trying to recapturesomething that's over. i'm too oldfor this, you know? it

mr. keaton. i scored a free game. hey, way to go. richard. hi, steve.thanks for coming. mind if i smoke? thanks. i hateto stop midpack. richard, what are you doing? i'm not sure. i'm confused as hell. that's whyi wanted to talk. what you're doing is crazy. there's no way she'staking him to san diego. you're breaking the law. it's notabout the law, steve. it's about my feelings. it's about my life. what about keith's life? look, i am doing thisfor keith. what are you doing for him, making him a fugitive? you have no money, you don't know where you're going, you're leaving your job. you're not doing this to help keith. you're doing it to hurt cynthia. come on, richard. let's go home. i think we should stop at home first. i go every sunday.i'm a regular. that's whatdivorced fathersdo sundays. you should see us there. a bunch of lonely guys,dressed like our kids, trying todo the impossible. trying to loveagainst the clock. waving as they cometrotting toward us and drying our eyeswhen they make their turn. we're a club. we ought to get jackets. we're sunday's fathers. sunday'