the article came up in my newsfeed from my friend, the dalai lama. [ laughter ] he's so cool. >> stevech a cool guy. >> jimmy: you don't friend me on facebook, higgins. >> steve: no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. this is pretty cool, you guys. nasa announced that it has discovered 702 new planets in the last 20 years, which explains that new saying for remembering the planets. "my very educated mother just served us nine pizzas, but dono's forget the breadsticks, so we called them up. they brought them, but they weren't cheesy bread like we ask for. they were cinnamon. nothing against cinnamon, but it could be very satisfying. we just weren't in the mood." [ cheers and applause ] hey, can you believe this? tonight was the 14th republican presidential debate, or as barack obama has started calling them, campaign ads. [ laughter ] check this out, you guys. police in chicago arrested 59 shoplifters in a sting called "operation whoville." they're really going with this dr. seuss theme, even in jail. the other prisoners were like "would you, could you in an hour? would you, could you in the sh