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i am pleased to request includes full funding of noah's weather satellites, but i'm concerned there is a lack of funding of noaa's core operational assets including its fleet of aircraft. the programs which i have highlighted today and also those which i have not around questionably critical for addressing the needs of the department of commerce. we rely on people, and we currently have a people problem. the vacancy rate and time it takes to hire across many of the departments and bureaus has become problematic. for example, he dea has only filled 24 of 55 positions, or 44% that are responsible for overseeing and executing the nearly 1.2 billion dollars that 88 received in 18 at 19 for disaster relief. within the office inside know that is responsible for managing our nations constellation of weather satellites, there is a 24% vacancy with 243 vacant positions, 132 of which have been vacant for over two years. the department must ensure its bureaus are sufficiently staffed, and i'm interested in hearing what the secretary has to say in that regard. mister secretary, i thank you for bei

and does noah know his dad has died?t and explained but because of his age he doesn't understand fully. every day at the moment he is saying, where is my daddy, i want daddy. he did tell his little friend recently, i don't have a daddy any more. and he asks every single day, which isjust, it's like a knife every day, asking where he is. you and nigel were a knife every day, asking where he is. you and nigelwere not a knife every day, asking where he is. you and nigel were not married, asi is. you and nigel were not married, as i said. i wonder if you can tell us as i said. i wonder if you can tell us about the moment you realised you we re us about the moment you realised you were not entitled to this bereavement support payment because you were not married. on valentine's day, the irony of all ironies, i had to go and register his death. i was told in advance, you will find it difficult to register him because you are not married. i was told by a lovely woman at the registration process , lovely woman at the registratio

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and if you remember the story of noah and the ark and what happens afterward, noah had cursed the childrennts. all right? this is what's sometimes referred to as the curse of ham, sometimes referred to as the hamitic myth. and the basic idea here is that the way southern clergymen would have it, god had given white southerners a blessing. he had given them a biblically sanctioned people to be their slaves. now, turning from religion to history, important literary figures and academics, journalists, politicians in the south, they all sort of expand and develop themes that thomas dew had touched on. they emphasize particularly how the philosophy and the art from ancient greece and ancient rome, civilizations that white americans cherished as parts of their cultural heritage -- all of these things, they pointed out, were the products of slave societies. and so, they concluded that slavery was thereforenot barbarism. slavery was high culture. and once you could justify slavery that way, right, once you could justify it generally with history and religion, then you could turn to a sociological

if you remember the story of noah and the arc and what happens afterward, noah had cursed the children of hamm declaring them discontinued toin and the basic idea here is that the way southern clergy men would happen a, he had given them a bibically sanctioned people who be their slaves. now, turning from religion to history, important literary figures and academics, journalists, politicians in the south, they all sort of expand and develop teels argued particularly how the philosophy and art from ancient greece and ann shouldn't recalls as part of their cultural heritage, all of these things they pointed out were the products of laf societies so they concluded that slavery was therefore and once you could justify slavery that way, once you could just then you could turn to a sociological argument. you could defend slavery specifically as it appeared and worked in the oust and all things considered, in southern slave society was better because they argued that it provided for a stronger social order, one that was good for black people and white people alike. now, explaining why dlafry

it's interesting what trevor noah picked up on italians calling people out. you almost have to shame people. it's almost come to that. >> it's so dire there. >> raise your voice. >> you really do. this is very serious stuff and that is where we are beginning. talking about serious. we are seeing the biggest one-day jump in coronavirus tests in the u.s. since the outbreak began. more than 140 people lost their lives yesterday bringing the death toll to over 590 in this country. the number of reported cases in the u.s. has now risen to more than 46,000. a new cbs news poll says nearly three quarters of americans, 72%, believe it will take months or longer for this virus to be contained. >> the coronavirus has also pushed the american economy to the brink. for that reason, president trump is now suggesting he may be running out of patience with measures meant to slow the virus as congress continues to fight over a bailout package. nowhere has been hit harder in america than the new york metro area. around a quarter of the country's coronavirus cases are in new y

what we are ♪ no one in-between ♪ how can we be wrong ♪ sail away with me ♪ fz hey everybody trevor noahhow is officially back on tv. yay. well, not like on tv on tv. because for now on "the daily show," it is the daily social distancing show broadcasting from my apartments. because we're being responsible and we're staying at home, you know, to help contain the spread of coronavirus. i have been in my house for 11 days now. here st a fun tip i learned today. rice tastes better if you soak it in some hot water first. yeah, not as crunchie but it works. these are cool things you learn when you stay at home. also because i accepted that this is my new reality, i will slowly turn my little library area into my tv studio. you know there is a more presentable tv studio space. so i am responding to some of your concerns that i have seen online. i have decided to replace the dying plant that was behind me with a fake plant that will last forever. anyway on today's episode we're going to catch up on all the latest coronavirus developments like bad news about the olympics, the big bailout fight i

i'm trevor noah.ur guest g's tonight have a new book on the history of racism, jason reynolds and ibram x. kendi are joining us, everybody! it's going to be a really fun discussion. ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, you lost half a trillion drawers yesterday, we decide trumps best words and the coronavirus is sharing your uber pool. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with the stock market. it's like a casino without the buffets, and for the last 24 hours, it's been on a wild ride. >> breaking news tonight, market meltdown. as the coronavirus spreads, stocks take a nose dive, the dow closing down more than 2,000 points, the market's worst day since the 2008 financial crisis. >> wall street's wild ride continued today, the dow surged after president trump talked about an economic stimulus plan. stocks rallied in final hour of trading up 1100 points to finish the day at the thousand 018. >> trevor: crashes, surge, it's so extra right now! it's always so weird the stoc

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is an an actor from "the vampire diaries."er new film is called "run this town." nina dobre is joining us! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, joe biden gets his improve back. america's longest war might be coming to an end, and the coronavirus is right behind you. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ ♪ let's kick it off with coffee. it's the drink you have when you're sleepy so you can poop yourself awake. ( laughter ) but one coffee company is in trouble for how they get that coffee to you. >> the famous pitch man for a coffee giant george clooney is speaking out after that company was linked to a child labor scandal. >> as nespresso's ambassador, george clooney hack the face of the company, and now says he's saddened and surprised by child labor. they said progress have been made but clearly the board and the company still have work the do and the work will be done. >> trevor: nespresso accused of using child labor to make their coffee. disappoint bug not shocking, why else would the cups be so tiny? those

let's do in thing, i'm trevor noah!ur guest tonight is an author and activist whose new book is called "hood feminism" mikki kendall is joining us! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, joe biden makes a sphriez surprising friend. jaboukie young-white tells us how to stop corona and donald trump might actually be a genius. let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's kick it off with the democratic primary race. as i like to call it -- too old, too furious. ( laughter ) it's down to bernie sanders and joe biden, and tomorrow could be the day we find out who's going all the way. >> former vice president joe biden and senator bernie sanders are both in michigan today ahead of tomorrow's presidential contest. six states will hold votes for 352 the delegates. of those, michigan is the big prize, the most delegates, 125 of them. >> sanders is ehoping michigan is where he can block biden's momentum. >> sunday biden will question another endorsement, kamala harris. >> i have decided i am, with great enthusiasm, going

i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is an amazing woman who has spent her entire life fighting for human rights and protections for disabled people. judith heumann is joining us, everybody. an amazing story. also on tonight's show, the democratic race is down to the final two. jurassic park is real, and lewis black doesn't want to see pictures of are your kids. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with the coronavirus. the disease is now officially in 85 countries and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases. and it is the reason even white people have switched to the fist bump. and explode. now here in new york because the city is so crowded, the risk of coronavirus is especially dangerous. you see if corona can make it her, it can make it anywhere. (laughter) and that's why city officials are taking action. >> the mta stepping up its cleaning efforts to prevent the spread of the coronavirus on public transit. workers are disinfecting 427 subway stations wiping downturn styles, tickets

[ cheers and applause ] trevor noah here. back with another episode of "the daily social distancing show." now, before we get into the show, i have been getting a lot of questions from you online asking about things behind me. people asked me why the plant was dying, so i replaced it. now i noticed a lot of people asking what the round things are behind me. first of all, no, it's not a sex thing, so stop saying that. these are actually african heritage domes, which a mother hands down to her son to remind him of the bond they'll always share. we call them impundu zakho. that's what it is. anyway, we're on day 12 of trying to stay home and stop the coronavirus and destroy my social life. if you bake cupcakes and run out of icing, use toothpaste. it looks exactly the same and your cupcakes are healthy. we'll catch up on businesses booming from the coronavirus, the trials of dr. fauci and president trump itching to leave the house again. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to yo

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight is the president of the wnba players association and a forward for the los angeles sparks, nneka ogwumike is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, the presidential race is officially a sausage fest. dulce sloan celebrates women's history month, and have you been drinking water? then you might be in trouble. let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with the democratic primaries. after super tuesday, voters basically decided the race should be between joe biden and bernie sanders. so michael bloomberg promptly dropped out, and now in the wise words of the philosopher, another one. >> we begin with today's big breaking 2020 news. senator elizabeth warren is dropping out. >> warren speaking out on her decision to suspend her campaign. >> gender in this race, you know that is the trap question for every woman. if you say, yeah, there was sexism in this race, everyone says, whiner! and if you say, no, there was no sexism, about

i'm trevor noah.ur guest tonight is an amazing singer/songwriter to perform music from her new album "before love came to kill us," yes jesse reyez is joining us! also jordan klepper tries to get the black vote, why the coronavirus is good for netflix and why bad guys don't use iphones. let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with president trump. ever since he moved in to the white house, he's been worried about two things -- one, that eric would find out where he went and, two, that a deep state inside his own government was secretly out to get him. well, it turns out he may have been right. >> a doctor who once told the nation president trump has incredible genes admits making some secret additions to mr. trump's diet et. >> ronny jackson served as presidential physician for five years till 2018. he tells the "new york times" he and his staff were working on improving the president's diet including putting cauliflower in the president's mashed potatoes. jackson told the "times" his g

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i'm trevor noah. so excited. our guest tonight is one of the greatest actors to ever grace the screen. she's won an oscar for her role in "hidden figures" and an oscar for her role in "the help." octavia spencer is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) we will be chatting about her new show on netflix called "self made." also on tonight's show tom hanks has taken on his most challenging role. the coronavirus virus dunks on the n.b.a. and president trump drops the "f" bomb. so let's catch up on today's headlines. all right, my friends, as you know, this is normally the part of the show where i try and catch you up on some news happening in and around the world, you know. like on a normal day, we would be covering saudi arabia's oil war with russia and how they're crashing the price of oil. or we'd be covering how u.s. soccer has claimed the reason they think men should get paid more than women is because fans at the men's games are really mean. ( laughter ) it's a real thing. or we would even be covering

>> trevor: hey, everybody, trevor noah here with another ep soafd the daily social distancing show. st now day is 13 of being stuck in the house to try and stop the coronavirus. and yes i'm going a little bit crazy but i'm also learning things. fringes, here say tip to help you in quarantine. if you are alone and are you feeling lonely, all you need to do is take some pillows and fill them up about potatoes, wrap them newspaper a blanket, stack them on your couch and now you have a friend. always fighting over the remote. anyway tonight we will catch up on the latest coronavirus news like congress is giving everyone money, the royal family is getting personal with coronavirus and donald trump teaches us about manners. so let's get into it. welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick it off as we always do with some good news of the day. this morning republicans and democrats in the senate reached a deal to pump $2 trillion in

trevor noah here with another episode of "the daily distancing show." thank you so much for tuning in. it is now week three of being stuck in the house, as you can tell, and i hope you are having a good weekend. i hope you had a good weekend. although, let's be honest -- these days, weekends, weekdays, pretty much the same thing. like if you're stuck in the house every single day, and i don't know even know what the difference is. i guess, during the week, you sit in one part of the chair, and then on the weekend, you just move to a different spot. let's get this work done. oh! finally! the week is over. it's the weekend, baby! anyway, tonight, we're going to catch up on all the latest coronavirus news. boris johnson tests positive. jaboukie young-white searches for a vaccine. and a new korea plan for the "tiger king." welcome to "the daily distancing show." let's do this. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah! >> trevor: all right. let's kick things off with th

take a seat, let's make a show, i'm trevor noah. we have two guests joining us tonight. first here to talk about new york city's response to the coronavirus, mayor bill de blasio is joining us, everybody. (applause) and then, then we're going to be joined by the star of the new show dave, lil dicky is here. also on tonight's episode, bernie sanders isn't going anywhere. toilet paper could get you killed and joe biden is sick of your shit. so let's catch up on today's headlines. all right, so look, normally we would catch up on all of the headlines from around the world. you know, maybe we what talk about harvey weinstein getting 23 areas in prison. (cheers and applause) we can talk about the supreme court for giving president trump a victory on immigration. but today there's only one-story the entire world is talking about, the coronavirus, aka covid-19, aka mum bo number death. (laughter) it is now in 110 countries with over 122,000 confirmed cases and it it looks like it's only getting worse. >> the world health organization told officially designating coronavirus as a

. >> muchas gracias sandra por el informe y nosotros lo ivntamos que noah compaña esta tarde para una trabaja de la mano con la ciudad de san josé pero zel o c cuen oal volver. >> tendremos detalles alregresar de la pausa no se nos vaya. >> en el Área de la bahía se espera que haya sol hoy y mañana y mire usted habrá más en al nevadapero algunos centros turística. >> muy buenas tardes amigos yetmos disfrutando de condiciones soleadas a lo largo y ancho de la bahía pero la bahía se mantiene seca en los cielos y al igual que por aalla actualmente san francisco regresando a,los 63 grados pero permanece en 67% en cuanto a las máximas muy similar y en laigualmente 75 pero lasproxas horas en san francisco veremos cielos despejados y temperaturas en el rango de los altos 60 grados y y una mínima de 48 grados y en cuanto a las probabilidades de lluvias el fin de semana pero así que terminamos el panorama para los próximos días y condiciones en un 70% y para nosotros por acá temperaturas en al rango de los altos 50 grados así continuamos con más pero es que más bien la empresa ha retomado los

this is it, i'm trevor noah, and tonight we're with coming to you live on super tuesday, that's rightfolks, the big democratic voting night is officially here. this is the big night when democrats in 14 states across america will decide whether the democratic nominee should be an old man or an even older man. ( laughter ) now, remember, super tuesday is super important because whichever nominee comes out gets a big boost in the race for the democratic no, ma'am nays, and you also get all the losing candidates' when youch money. let's kick it off with a few results. vermont was easily won by the original founder of the state bernie sanders. ( laughter ) already off to a win. ( applause ) and we know that colorado has also gone his way. but it's looking like tonight is all about joe biden because black voters just put him over the top all across the south. in virginia, he won by 30%, and he's also been declared the winner in north carolina and in alabama. so right now, black people are embracing biden so hard, i wouldn't be surprised if he rolls up to his next debate speech just like wa

central >> live from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show" with trevor noah presents vote gasm2020, super tuesday! enough of this one at a at a time bullshit! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: we can to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! thank you so much for coming out! take a seat! this is it, i'm trevor noah, and tonight we're with coming to you live on super tuesday, that's right, folks, the big democratic voting night is officially here. this is the big night when democrats in 14 states across america will decide whether the democratic nominee should be an old man or an even older man. ( laughter ) now, remember, super tuesday is super important because whichever nominee comes out gets a big boost in the race for the democratic no, ma'am nays, and you also get all the losing candidates' when youch money. let's kick it off with a few results. vermont was easily won by the original founder of the state bernie sanders. ( laughter ) already off to a win. ( applause ) and we know that colorado has also g

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matter of days coronavirus has changed every day life in fundamental ways and we turn now to reporter noah willey know a blue croft with more william as we heard germany now is is one of many countries implementing some drastic steps i mean how are people coping with this things are really getting drastic we're all feeling it was just announced today that as of tuesday all bars all clubs in berlin will be closed we know berlin is famous for its club and bar scene that is no more for the forseeable future fears have already been closed things we've been seeing all around europe and it's affecting our everyday life you know people feel suspicious of how close they should be game to people we feel should we be still shaking hands or hugging a lot of cultures or kissing cultures on the cheeks that's over even politicians are having trouble politicians and you make sure they don't you know shake hands which is a main quality of being a politician so people are feeling this in very strange strange ways but in another way people are also coming together in ways that weren't the case before just l