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noah oppenheim still works there of course.id it take almost three years to get rid of andy lack? a former employee joins us next. ♪ >> tucker: if joe biden had to live by the same rules, and right there you know it's hypothetical, because they never live by their own rules. let's say he lived by the rules he imposed on male american college students. the allegations from his former staffer tara reade would have ended his campaign and political career. fortunately for joe biden, he does not need to live by these rules, he has exempted himself. evidence will beru needed to brg him. that is fair. we are all for evidence, we are not joe biden. so far nobody has been allowed to look for the evidence. the secretary of the senate says she lacks the legal authority to search the records for mentions of tara reade. meanwhile the university of t delaware who's board, at least eight of them are joe biden donors refused to release any of the joe biden documents in its possession. even though it is a public school taking tax dollars, housi
noah oppenheim still works there of course.id it take almost three years to get rid of andy lack? a former employee joins us next. ♪ >> tucker: if joe biden had to live by the same rules, and right there you know it's hypothetical, because they never live by their own rules. let's say he lived by the rules he imposed on male american college students. the allegations from his former staffer tara reade would have ended his campaign and political career. fortunately for joe biden, he does...
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without further adieu i now turn things over to noah and mollica. >> good evening, noah and thank you very much for having me tonight to discuss your book. the arab winter. i enjoyed this book, this not your typical book about the arab spring. it's not about the causes of the arab spring, not even about the facts themselves, but what you offer us is an interpretation of the meaning of the arab spring and that is something important and it is something i really, really enjoyed as someone who has followed the arab spring myself very closely, especially around the events in tunisia and egypt. so, i want to start with one point in -- important argument in your book, which is the argument of autonomy and would like to read from it because you say so well, i thought i would read some something. this what you write. in my view, the central political meaning of the arar spring and it's aftermath is that it featured i arabic speaking people acting on their own, as full-fledged independent makers or their own victories and a global victories more broadly. arabs were acting to choose month possi
without further adieu i now turn things over to noah and mollica. >> good evening, noah and thank you very much for having me tonight to discuss your book. the arab winter. i enjoyed this book, this not your typical book about the arab spring. it's not about the causes of the arab spring, not even about the facts themselves, but what you offer us is an interpretation of the meaning of the arab spring and that is something important and it is something i really, really enjoyed as someone...
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it would be like if noah built the ark but didn't tell anyone why he was doing it. ( noah ) "this thing? it's just a fun side project i'm creating. i will probably sell it on etsy or something. "is something bad about to happen?" ( noah ) "no, no, definitely not. by the way, do you have two... albino tigers?" in other news, all over the world, people are starting to push back against government lockdown orders, because for many people, not working and not having kids in school far outweighs the risk of coronavirus. well, yesterday in wisconsin, the state supreme court gave the anti-lockdown movement a major win. >> reporter: and we begin with breaking news overnight. a major decision on stay-at-home orders. this could reverberate nationwide. now, the wisconsin supreme court overturning the state's mandate to stay home as unenforceable under state law. this is a victory for people across the country opposing directives aimed at slowing the spread of the coronavirus. it didn't take long for bars to reopen in wisconsin after the ruling, no masks in sight. >> trevor: yes, wisconsin's suprem
it would be like if noah built the ark but didn't tell anyone why he was doing it. ( noah ) "this thing? it's just a fun side project i'm creating. i will probably sell it on etsy or something. "is something bad about to happen?" ( noah ) "no, no, definitely not. by the way, do you have two... albino tigers?" in other news, all over the world, people are starting to push back against government lockdown orders, because for many people, not working and not having kids in...
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and noah rothman from commentary magazine.e, the president making a dramatic threat, now word of some sort of executive order in the works. do you have a sense if there will be a real followup from this administration and what form it could possibly take? >> steve, the president is fond of the dramatic threat but it's unclear what sort of followup there will be. he was in florida today, trying to attend the scrubbed rocket launch. on his flight back, white house press secretary came back and told reporters on the plane that there would be an executive order on social media coming out either later tonight or tomorrow. a short time later it was clarified it will be tomorrow. there are no details what it will be. according to our reporting there's been so much order circulated internally in the west wing yet. it's unsure what sort of teeth it will have. let's remember, it doesn't seem like the president has any legal ability to shut down social media companies. let's step back here. first, the president was offering erroneous inf
and noah rothman from commentary magazine.e, the president making a dramatic threat, now word of some sort of executive order in the works. do you have a sense if there will be a real followup from this administration and what form it could possibly take? >> steve, the president is fond of the dramatic threat but it's unclear what sort of followup there will be. he was in florida today, trying to attend the scrubbed rocket launch. on his flight back, white house press secretary came back...
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so, noah, let me bring you in on the first question of the world health organization. the president making lots of charges here. but does the world health organization, in your view, have something to answer for when it comes to their conduct? >> yeah, i believe they do. the president's approach here is fraught. not to say that it's bad policy. but that, it's probably relatively superfis relatively superficial debate. so a lot of institutions get a say as to whether or not this institution gets the cash it deserves. and the president making no distinction between the political leadership and medical mission of this organization probably undermines his case because it martyrs an organization that really does do good work. but this organization was responsible for funneling and lending authority to flawed and falsified data that was coming out of china, resulting in every western government being caught on the back foot, on the heel, of this pandemic and resulting in the crisis that we currently experience. it misled the world about the nature of transmission, the ste ex
so, noah, let me bring you in on the first question of the world health organization. the president making lots of charges here. but does the world health organization, in your view, have something to answer for when it comes to their conduct? >> yeah, i believe they do. the president's approach here is fraught. not to say that it's bad policy. but that, it's probably relatively superfis relatively superficial debate. so a lot of institutions get a say as to whether or not this...
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but people are still saying there's more that has to be done.oo you mentioned noah oppenheim.mentioned in ronan farrow's book, rich mccue is ronan farrow's producer. it doesn't take a genius to figure out that andy lack's successor was going to be noah oppenheim and now he's going to be replaced by someone else, that's probably not good news. >> tucker: it's really hard to see how nicole wallace stays at that network, obviously i'm not in charge of hr but given everything we know it's hard to imagine she'll keep her job. thank you.u. i know you'll be the first to break it if she leaves. up next, china has erected the world's largest censorship regime to hide the truth from its own people. hollywood movie studios are part of that play, they play along with the communist party to gain access to the chinese market. studios in california have censored and rewritten american films to please china, the upcoming top gun sequel was censored, tom cruise iconic flight jacket was changed, and no longer has a taiwanese flag. this is an outrage, senator ted cruz is infuriated tby it and sa
but people are still saying there's more that has to be done.oo you mentioned noah oppenheim.mentioned in ronan farrow's book, rich mccue is ronan farrow's producer. it doesn't take a genius to figure out that andy lack's successor was going to be noah oppenheim and now he's going to be replaced by someone else, that's probably not good news. >> tucker: it's really hard to see how nicole wallace stays at that network, obviously i'm not in charge of hr but given everything we know it's...
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and if you could address noah's point there. what do you think of your own z citizens' willingness to wait that period of time? >> we, here in arizona, are at the bottom for the number of tests that have been performed. i have had the chance to hear from the mayor of seoul, in south korea. and they, every day, were performing more tests than we have over significant periods of time. so we just don't have that data here. we have seen more and more protective equipment become available. but i live in a metro area where we have 500 long-term care facilities. what i'm hearing from them is that they do not, yet, have the protective equipment. we're seeing the supply chain improve. we are seeing advances in that area. so we are really making progress. testing is ramping up. it feels like it is weeks away but we are not there yet. >> okay. mayor kate, phoenix arizona. dr. bahid. noah rothman, thank you for joining us. >> still ahead, the president making predictions about the economy and the search for a vaccine. many economic and medi
and if you could address noah's point there. what do you think of your own z citizens' willingness to wait that period of time? >> we, here in arizona, are at the bottom for the number of tests that have been performed. i have had the chance to hear from the mayor of seoul, in south korea. and they, every day, were performing more tests than we have over significant periods of time. so we just don't have that data here. we have seen more and more protective equipment become available. but...
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noah wilson rich.re planning to fly but it worried about sitting in a crowded cabin during the coronavirus outbreak, certain airlines and they will guarantee you a middle seat but it will cost you. >> dana, we've been told for weeks we need to social distance but now it could cost you. if you fly front tier air, the budget airline offering more seat options at approximately 39 $39 per seat more. this new option comes days after frontier announced they are requiring mandatory face masks on its flight. ceo offering a statement "while we believe the best measure to keep everyone healthy is facial coverings, we offer an extra seat next to them for peace of mind or additional comfort, we are now offering more room. " each flight will have these options, it's unclear if they will extend that option, we will get an update around august 31st. this begs the question, with buying a window seat and selecting this option for the middle seat, does the aisle seat person gets a free mode? i feel like we are setting u
noah wilson rich.re planning to fly but it worried about sitting in a crowded cabin during the coronavirus outbreak, certain airlines and they will guarantee you a middle seat but it will cost you. >> dana, we've been told for weeks we need to social distance but now it could cost you. if you fly front tier air, the budget airline offering more seat options at approximately 39 $39 per seat more. this new option comes days after frontier announced they are requiring mandatory face masks on...
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i'm trevor noah, and it is w day i'm trevor noah and its now day 64 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of the coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: if you're cutting your own hair in quarantine and you accidentally cut too deep, just fill in the patch with hair from somewhere else. i got hair from four body parts up here. which ones? i'll never tell. anyway, on tonight's episode: jordan klepper joins a protest, how you can use zoom to send someone to their death, and the president of the united states is on drugs. so let's get into it! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." ♪ ♪ >> trevor: sunshine! it's something we all could use right now, second only to moonshine. and while i can't legally give you my homemade backyard hooch, i can give you some good news of the day. ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with chuck e. cheese-- ground zero for the next pandemic. while most restaurants in the age of coronavirus
i'm trevor noah, and it is w day i'm trevor noah and its now day 64 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of the coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: if you're cutting your own hair in quarantine and you accidentally cut too deep, just fill in the patch with hair from somewhere else. i got hair from four body parts up here. which ones? i'll never tell. anyway, on tonight's episode: jordan klepper joins a protest, how you can use zoom to send someone to their death,...
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noah robert martin. noah is graduating from freedom high school in brent, but in the fall noah will be attending most madonna's college congratulations to you and you can let us know about a graduate in your life to say the kron 4 dot com find salute to grads 2020 right there under the news tab and then give us a picture let us know which high school the granite ended n what's coming up next for that and that wraps up kron 4 news at 8, but again i will be back at the top of the hour with more bay area news including 2 more very counties getting ready to enter phase 2. >>and reopen more businesses what shoppers in san francisco in san mateo can expect starting monday and stanford researchers studying a new drug to treat covid-19 how it could be used to help patients battling the virus, those stories and more just minutes away on kron 4 news at. >>when prime time. the news station you're watching kron 4 news at know what this does. >>it gives the small business owners. >>they're not fully closed and now th
noah robert martin. noah is graduating from freedom high school in brent, but in the fall noah will be attending most madonna's college congratulations to you and you can let us know about a graduate in your life to say the kron 4 dot com find salute to grads 2020 right there under the news tab and then give us a picture let us know which high school the granite ended n what's coming up next for that and that wraps up kron 4 news at 8, but again i will be back at the top of the hour with more...
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he continues to film the daily social distancing show with trevor noah from home. >>> spectacular golfl media. if you haven't seen it, here it is the golfer tosses his club in the air, that's gravity doing the rest, the club flips head over heels and knocks the ball into the hole, redefining that sports are games of momentum. >> that's great to have somebody there actually shooting it and getting it on videfriday safe weekend i'm david gura. >> i'm frances rivera. great being with you thank you for watching "early today." >>> on the "today" show, three of michael jordan's children are dropping by to talk about their >>> good morning. it's the 1st of may, may day. and in just a few hours, employees from companies including amazon, target, walmart and insta card plan to hold strikes over what they say are unsafe work place conditions amid the pandemic. plus -- >> this is not the total answer by any means, but it's a very important first step. >>> also, we're waiting for a better time line of when gilead sciences' drug is rolled out to help patients treat coronavirus. we are listening in
he continues to film the daily social distancing show with trevor noah from home. >>> spectacular golfl media. if you haven't seen it, here it is the golfer tosses his club in the air, that's gravity doing the rest, the club flips head over heels and knocks the ball into the hole, redefining that sports are games of momentum. >> that's great to have somebody there actually shooting it and getting it on videfriday safe weekend i'm david gura. >> i'm frances rivera. great...
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yuval noah harari, welcome to hardtalk. thank you, thank you for inviting me.ou are known around the world for taking the grand historical perspective of us, homo sapiens, and you have described with wonderful detail how our extraordinary cognitive abilities have led to a mastery on our environment. but this seems to be a moment when we are learning that our mastery of the environment is extremely fragile. do you see it that way? yeah, it is very fragile, though i have to say that we are still in a much better position with regards to infectious diseases then perhaps in any previous time in history since the agricultural revolution. you know, this isn't the middle ages, and we are not facing the black death. when the black death spread, nobody understood what was happening, what was killing people. today it took us just two weeks to identify the coronavirus behind the present epidemic, and to sequence its entire genome. of course, we still do not have the power to stop evolution, to stop nature. pathogens continue to jump from animals to humans and continue to
yuval noah harari, welcome to hardtalk. thank you, thank you for inviting me.ou are known around the world for taking the grand historical perspective of us, homo sapiens, and you have described with wonderful detail how our extraordinary cognitive abilities have led to a mastery on our environment. but this seems to be a moment when we are learning that our mastery of the environment is extremely fragile. do you see it that way? yeah, it is very fragile, though i have to say that we are still...
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the noah. when i walk in. oh. you're a. man . in. the media that he did it plenty to do to the t.v. i was the star in tanzania and i had been in my music a long time and then the my music. manda me feel beaten on. let me. know. she. read then i thought began babbling newman him going oh man. damn day you got that good god. you had the nasa say the new chromatic on the moon. yeah been is 30 i am. also my shangri i'm pretty even that is 30 and that my ad. hour but go on that would be late give them our. enough of one gaffe. study and i'll see you on your side see. imo i know i come on. sick i see africa. and u.s.s.r. and now i know. not what the moment it's look i want to end up like you know i want. and i can i will not we're not we're not i knew enough when you got a new not to say the santa ana's in the one i want i want you in that were ma'am i did i knew i'd turn out but damn it when i'm not the message i see you're not than to his are you alone we do not you not to saw man want you to lead by be watching the super soul but the new one the sad. when the back of we need we need to
the noah. when i walk in. oh. you're a. man . in. the media that he did it plenty to do to the t.v. i was the star in tanzania and i had been in my music a long time and then the my music. manda me feel beaten on. let me. know. she. read then i thought began babbling newman him going oh man. damn day you got that good god. you had the nasa say the new chromatic on the moon. yeah been is 30 i am. also my shangri i'm pretty even that is 30 and that my ad. hour but go on that would be late give...
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the noah. fucked up. when i whacked you. oh. you're a. man . in. the video yeah that guy did it plenty to do to the t.v. i was the star in tanzania and i've been in my music a long time and then the my music. madam me so beaten on. let me. know. so. so. right now and i thought began babbling newman in congo man. band day. nasa fading nickel magic on the moon. yeah been is 30 am go for it go also my shangri aptly in that is that a in that my add to. our but go on that would they give them our. enough of one gaffe. study and i was on your side see. i follow i know i come on and i saw. 6 guys yesterday. and yes a siren now i know. not what the moment it's looking i want to end up with like you know i want to know what mine you know will come out when i'm with you and i can i will not you would not would not know i knew enough for me john knew not to say the sound and i was in a when i was no one doing that were man id i got john i abandoned it when i know the mess and i see an advantage to his that you only do not you not to saw monk want you know. an
the noah. fucked up. when i whacked you. oh. you're a. man . in. the video yeah that guy did it plenty to do to the t.v. i was the star in tanzania and i've been in my music a long time and then the my music. madam me so beaten on. let me. know. so. so. right now and i thought began babbling newman in congo man. band day. nasa fading nickel magic on the moon. yeah been is 30 am go for it go also my shangri aptly in that is that a in that my add to. our but go on that would they give them our....
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the noah. when i walk. oh. you're a. man . in. the yeah that was deep deep plenty to do to the t.v. i was the star in towns. and i've been in my mills a long time and then the my music. manda me feel beaten on. let me. know. so. she. read then i thought began babbling newman in congo man. band day in. the nasa fading new chromatic on the moon. yeah but it is 30 am go for it go also my shangri aptly in that is that a in that land my add to. our but beyond that would they give them our. enough of one gaffe. study and i'll see you decide to. i follow i know i come on. sick i see africa. and u.s.s.r. and now i know. not with the menace look i want to end up like you know i want to know what mine yet will not want. and they can i will not you would not would not know i knew enough for me john knew not to set the sign and i was in that one hour no wonder we were man id i joined a band with it when i know the mess and i see an advantage to his are you alone we do not you not to some on want you know. anybody watching the super soul but did you want that. not me not when the back of we need
the noah. when i walk. oh. you're a. man . in. the yeah that was deep deep plenty to do to the t.v. i was the star in towns. and i've been in my mills a long time and then the my music. manda me feel beaten on. let me. know. so. she. read then i thought began babbling newman in congo man. band day in. the nasa fading new chromatic on the moon. yeah but it is 30 am go for it go also my shangri aptly in that is that a in that land my add to. our but beyond that would they give them our. enough of...
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i'm trevor noah and it has now been 57 days of us staying inside to try and prevent the spread of the coronavirus. here's the quarantine tip of the day -- when you go out for your daily walk, try to avoid other people on the sidewalk by walking in the street. yes, you may die when a car hits you, but at least it won't be from coronavirus. on tonight's episode, dr. fauci drops a bombshell. i catch up with ricky gervais in isolation, and why crying could make you sick. let's get to it, "the daily distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" is trevor noah! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: right now, good news is a lot like n95 face masks -- hard to come by, but when you find it, you've got to hold it tight. so let's focus on the good times with our ongoing segment "a ray of sunshine." ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with justin trudeau, canada's prime minister and america's sexy upstairs neighbor. as canada continues its battle against coronavirus, trudeau has decided to become a little more hands on. >> kids might be stru
i'm trevor noah and it has now been 57 days of us staying inside to try and prevent the spread of the coronavirus. here's the quarantine tip of the day -- when you go out for your daily walk, try to avoid other people on the sidewalk by walking in the street. yes, you may die when a car hits you, but at least it won't be from coronavirus. on tonight's episode, dr. fauci drops a bombshell. i catch up with ricky gervais in isolation, and why crying could make you sick. let's get to it, "the...
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i'm trevor noah, and today is day 45 of us staying inside to try and ghost corona. that's right, corona, you don't owe where we be. e.r. at home. but you don't know where we be. and here's your quarantine tip of the day, if you're alone at home and you're getting board, just pick a fight with yourself. that way, you have makeup sex to look forward to. anyway, on tonight's episode. we look at how coronavirus is affecting our dreams. roy wood, jr. and michael kosta catch up on the weird state of sports. and we talk to the founder of shake shack to find out why they took that small business money. so let's get into it. we can upum to "the daily distancing show." ♪ >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the social distancing show with trevor noah! >> trevor: although things may seem dark right now, it's important to remember there's some sort of light up ahead and, yes, that light may just be the world on fire, but beyond that light is another lying. and that second light is what i like to call a ray of sunshine. ♪ ♪ let's
i'm trevor noah, and today is day 45 of us staying inside to try and ghost corona. that's right, corona, you don't owe where we be. e.r. at home. but you don't know where we be. and here's your quarantine tip of the day, if you're alone at home and you're getting board, just pick a fight with yourself. that way, you have makeup sex to look forward to. anyway, on tonight's episode. we look at how coronavirus is affecting our dreams. roy wood, jr. and michael kosta catch up on the weird state of...
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in 2010, my dad, steve kulash, passed away and left us an inheritance with noah's ark implications. >> brian tells me that he and his brother stacey inherited this menagerie from their dad, a taxidermist named steve kulash. a series of calamitous events, including the one that caused their father's death, have stunned the brothers. they struggle to carry on his legacy. kulash, born in 1938, grew up on the family farm in nelson, british columbia. how did he get introduced to taxidermy? >> he sent away for mail-order taxidermy books. and he started by doing chickens and rabbits and stuff around the farm. >> it sets him on a journey that will take him far from the farm, which he leaves when he takes a job as a welder in vancouver. that pays the bills, but taxidermy remains his passion. in 1959, he marries rachel collins, and they raise three strapping young lads -- steve jr., brian, and the youngest, stacey, who i'm told has an even bigger surprise for me 40 miles outside vancouver. what?! >> welcome to the ark. >> what stacey calls "the ark" is a drafty old barn stuffed with the kulash
in 2010, my dad, steve kulash, passed away and left us an inheritance with noah's ark implications. >> brian tells me that he and his brother stacey inherited this menagerie from their dad, a taxidermist named steve kulash. a series of calamitous events, including the one that caused their father's death, have stunned the brothers. they struggle to carry on his legacy. kulash, born in 1938, grew up on the family farm in nelson, british columbia. how did he get introduced to taxidermy?...
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>> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to the ep soafd the daily social distancing shoarks i'm trevor noah and it has now been nine weeks of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tich the day, you want a great way to keep yourself busy kids busy and make money, teach your kids how to sew face masks. and if you are thinking wait, isn't that just a sweat shop, don't be ridiculous strks a sweat home. anyway, on tonight's episode beach fashion in the age of corona, where people are getting wet at church and president obama takes trump to school. so let's get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> trevor: every day our news feeds are bombarded by countless stories of bad coronavirus updates and stories about what celebrities look like now. either way, st all de pressing. so to help us remember the brighter life, let's get on with our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. z let's kick it off with
>> trevor: hey, everybody, welcome to the ep soafd the daily social distancing shoarks i'm trevor noah and it has now been nine weeks of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tich the day, you want a great way to keep yourself busy kids busy and make money, teach your kids how to sew face masks. and if you are thinking wait, isn't that just a sweat shop, don't be ridiculous strks a sweat home. anyway, on tonight's episode beach fashion in...
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i'm trevor noah, and today is day 50 of us staying inside to and, guys, i can't believe it. 50 days-- i've stayed in the house for 50 days! i mean, i don't wanna brag, but last night, at 7:00 p.m., i went on my balcony, and everyone was clapping for me. it was, testifying really humbling. oh, today is also cinco de mayo. and if you're trying to celebrate at home, here's your quarantine cinco de mayo tip of the day: any bread can be a tortilla if you use a hammer. so have fun celebrating cinco de mayo today, but don't forget: you may be at home, but guac is still extra. all right, on tonight's episode: we look at the war on masks, why you might not want to drive in georgia, and why coronavirus has given seagulls a taste for blood. so let's get into it! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: you know, the world may seem like a dark place right now, but just like your mom opening the curtains to wake you up for church,
i'm trevor noah, and today is day 50 of us staying inside to and, guys, i can't believe it. 50 days-- i've stayed in the house for 50 days! i mean, i don't wanna brag, but last night, at 7:00 p.m., i went on my balcony, and everyone was clapping for me. it was, testifying really humbling. oh, today is also cinco de mayo. and if you're trying to celebrate at home, here's your quarantine cinco de mayo tip of the day: any bread can be a tortilla if you use a hammer. so have fun celebrating cinco...
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i'm trevor noah. it's now da 66 of us staying inside and trying to stop the people are beginning to emerge from the coronavirus for the first time in months. when you're talking to someone in person and you want to change your background, you have to physically move to another location. we look at teaching in the time of krone arks michael kosta faces death and aunt becky gets a full scholarship to prison. welcome to "the daily distancing show." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily distancing show" with trevor noah. >> trevor: you know, when i'm feeling down, nothing makes me happier than hearing some good news. also prozac works, but since the state says i'm no longer allowed to write prescriptions because i'm not qualified, here's our good news for you in our ongoing segment, "a ray of sunshine." ♪ ♪ let's kick it off with weed, aka marijuana, jazz, spinach, nelson man-edibles. for many people, it has been an important way to get thro
i'm trevor noah. it's now da 66 of us staying inside and trying to stop the people are beginning to emerge from the coronavirus for the first time in months. when you're talking to someone in person and you want to change your background, you have to physically move to another location. we look at teaching in the time of krone arks michael kosta faces death and aunt becky gets a full scholarship to prison. welcome to "the daily distancing show." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> from trevor's...
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trevor: hey everybody, welcome to another ep soafd the daily social distancing shoavment i'm trevor noah and today is day 49, yeah, day 49 of our stay inside trying too stop coronavirus from getting up in our lungs and here is your quarantine tichtd day, how to make the most of theks tra time you have at home, by starting new projects or hobbies. like me, i have brn coming up with quotes and then trademarking them. if you steal that, i will see you. on tonight's episode why people are keeping company during quawrn feen, we talk with sweden dr. fauci and president trump says missions accomplished. let's get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. from trevor's coach in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. >> as bad as things may seem right now, it's important to remember that the world hasn't technically ended yet. i mean it's going to happen but you have to figure we have at least a few weeks left. so in the mean time let's think positive with a little ray of sunshine. let's kick it off with a story th
trevor: hey everybody, welcome to another ep soafd the daily social distancing shoavment i'm trevor noah and today is day 49, yeah, day 49 of our stay inside trying too stop coronavirus from getting up in our lungs and here is your quarantine tichtd day, how to make the most of theks tra time you have at home, by starting new projects or hobbies. like me, i have brn coming up with quotes and then trademarking them. if you steal that, i will see you. on tonight's episode why people are keeping...
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. >> tucker: really quick, this is the radical, but how can andy lack be gone, noah oppenheim is stillou think will stay? >> it's a good question. it looks like this move has taken some of his power away. i think it needs to be said that if they are really going to clean house and try to restore their credibility they need to clean house. one half of the team that presided over our reporting killing our story is still in power. >> tucker: a 30 million americans work for noah oppenheim end and are still drawing a big check. you tell me how that is fair asked not get back to me. great to see you tonight. thank you for that. >> thank you. >> tucker: at some point and we hope it's before too long, americans will be allowed by their all-knowing leaders to outside again. will they want to? the so-called japanese murder hornet, how is that for a name? it has been a spotted and we will tell you what it does next. ♪ ♪ this virus is testing all of us. and it's testing the people on the front lines of this fight most of all. so abbott is getting new tests into their hands, delivering the critical
. >> tucker: really quick, this is the radical, but how can andy lack be gone, noah oppenheim is stillou think will stay? >> it's a good question. it looks like this move has taken some of his power away. i think it needs to be said that if they are really going to clean house and try to restore their credibility they need to clean house. one half of the team that presided over our reporting killing our story is still in power. >> tucker: a 30 million americans work for noah...
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i'm trevor noah, and it's now day 65 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: a lot of people have been spending their time at home doing some sort of spring cleaning. here's a quick reminder: eventually you will wear pants again. so, make sure to keep at least a couple pairs. don't make my mistakes. anyway, on tonight's episode: we solve the mask problem forever, there's a new universe you can escape to, mike pompeo is sending you his dinner check. so let's get into it! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> trevor: right now, if you want good news, you've got to search pretty hard for it, kind of like one of those "where's waldo?" puzzles. by the way, why are we trying to find waldo? what did he do? did he murder someone? if he did, shouldn't the cops be looking for him? why are we searching for him? the point is, you don't need to search for good news, bec
i'm trevor noah, and it's now day 65 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: a lot of people have been spending their time at home doing some sort of spring cleaning. here's a quick reminder: eventually you will wear pants again. so, make sure to keep at least a couple pairs. don't make my mistakes. anyway, on tonight's episode: we solve the mask problem forever, there's a new universe you can escape to, mike pompeo is sending...
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saluting the heroes of the coronavirus pandumbic from the daily show with trevor noah, who is now doing his show each night from home to protetect against community spreadad. so, noam c chomskyky, world-rerd polilitical dissident, well-known linguist, author, activist, as you listen to the fox news - this is not just a channel; these are the people thatat presintnt trump c chann. these are perhaps his senior advisers, as they y continually played this down. dodo you holprpresident trump responsible? would you say he has blood on his hands? noam chomsky: there's no queststion. trump makess some crazyzy statement. it's then n amplified by the fox news echo chahamber. the next day, he says the opposisite. that's echchoed; the echo chambr amplifies thatat. noticece that the tone - the toe of the repeporting is interesti. itit's all with h perfect confnfidence, not what any sanane, rational person would say -- we really don't knknow. there's a lot t of uncertainin. this i is the way things look todaday. there's nothing like thahat. absolute confifidence. no matteter what the dear lead sayays
saluting the heroes of the coronavirus pandumbic from the daily show with trevor noah, who is now doing his show each night from home to protetect against community spreadad. so, noam c chomskyky, world-rerd polilitical dissident, well-known linguist, author, activist, as you listen to the fox news - this is not just a channel; these are the people thatat presintnt trump c chann. these are perhaps his senior advisers, as they y continually played this down. dodo you holprpresident trump...
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i'm trevor noah, and today is officially day 44 of us staying inside the hosue to try and kick corona virus' ass. yeah, that's right, corona, i said it. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: if you're trying to stay fit, you can do a lot more push-ups if you lay on your back. 566. 567. 568. 569. 570. anyway, on tonight's episode: tupac is living in kentucky, we reminisce about life before corona, and why sometime soon, you might be socially distanced from your bacon. so let's get into it! welcome to the "the daily social distance show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah." ♪ ♪ displefer day, before we turn to the serious stories, we like to look at the stories that put the "us" in coronavir-"us", in our ongoing segment, "a ray of sunshine." first up, thanks to this pandemic, government officials are highly strung. they have to keep people indoors, they have to keep hospitals running, and they have to take all their bribes over venmo, which is really tough, because you
i'm trevor noah, and today is officially day 44 of us staying inside the hosue to try and kick corona virus' ass. yeah, that's right, corona, i said it. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: if you're trying to stay fit, you can do a lot more push-ups if you lay on your back. 566. 567. 568. 569. 570. anyway, on tonight's episode: tupac is living in kentucky, we reminisce about life before corona, and why sometime soon, you might be socially distanced from your bacon. so let's get into it!...
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i'm trevor noah and it is now week eight of us staying on to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. here is your quarantine tip of the day. are you feeling bad about not getting fluff exercise? i know i am. well, here's a tip. baking cookies burns about one/8th of the k58ries of eating one so you just have to bake eight times more cookies than you usually would and thin you won't gain any weight. anyway, on tonight's episode what disneyland will look like after coronavirus, ted cruz gets a haircut and covid-19 visits the white house. so let's get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. z. >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distances show with trevor noah. >> trevor: lately the news has been darker than the inside of rudy giuliani's sarcophagus. but every now and then it is nice to let some brightness in with an ongoing segment we call "ray of "ray of sunshine." >> let's kick things off in germany. one of the first countries to reopen and the place that ruined tiny mustaches for the rest of us. one nonhu
i'm trevor noah and it is now week eight of us staying on to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. here is your quarantine tip of the day. are you feeling bad about not getting fluff exercise? i know i am. well, here's a tip. baking cookies burns about one/8th of the k58ries of eating one so you just have to bake eight times more cookies than you usually would and thin you won't gain any weight. anyway, on tonight's episode what disneyland will look like after coronavirus, ted cruz gets a...
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i'm trevor noah, and today is day 51 of us staying inside to and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: if you're dealing with insomnia, remember, the you might be weak at night, but you can use those hours you spend awake at night are a great time to reflect on everything you've done wrong in your life. anyway, on tonight's episode: why you saw that naked dude riding a bike, president trump finally escapes the white house, and why you might never eat a hamburger again. so let's get into it! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." ( * + *trevor + * +) ♪ ♪ >> trevor: i know these are hard times right now, and while covering yourself in bleach is a terrible idea, exposing yourself to a hefty dose of sunshine of may be exactly what you need. our first feel-good story comes out of south korea, birthplace of k-pop and the best place to raise a family in someone else's house. after successfully
i'm trevor noah, and today is day 51 of us staying inside to and stop the spread of coronavirus. and here's your quarantine tip of the day: if you're dealing with insomnia, remember, the you might be weak at night, but you can use those hours you spend awake at night are a great time to reflect on everything you've done wrong in your life. anyway, on tonight's episode: why you saw that naked dude riding a bike, president trump finally escapes the white house, and why you might never eat a...
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the most exhausting hour is the hour i'm assigned to chase noah around the house. not child proof anymore. he pulse the books off the shelves, bangs the pots and pans. i only got in trouble once, i was on the phone and he broke some china plates. not a happy moment for me. >> stephen: we've all broken a few plates over the last six or seven weeks. >> that's for sure. >> stephen: you're known to be cheesecake-dependent. >> yeah. >> stephen: i hope your cheesecake dependency hasn't gotten out of control in quarantine. >> no, but i do think of it, one of the first things i'm going to do when allowed to resume normal lives, go to juniors, sit at the table by myself, down a few cheesecakes and wash it down with aroma pizza, the best pizza on brooklyn avenue. >> stephen: a mini pizza would make a nice face mask! >> stephen, most stores are closed, as are these. >> stephen: oh, good. i found out they're both going to open again, praise god. >> stephen: you don't have a stockpile of cheesecakes at a moment's notice? >> no, we've replaced it with miss edie's swift churn ice
the most exhausting hour is the hour i'm assigned to chase noah around the house. not child proof anymore. he pulse the books off the shelves, bangs the pots and pans. i only got in trouble once, i was on the phone and he broke some china plates. not a happy moment for me. >> stephen: we've all broken a few plates over the last six or seven weeks. >> that's for sure. >> stephen: you're known to be cheesecake-dependent. >> yeah. >> stephen: i hope your cheesecake...