we took all your wonderfilled moments of oreo and put 'em in a chocolate candy bar. s the oreo chocolate candy bar. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an amazing writer at "the atlantic" who helped produce a special commemorative issue of the magazine called "king: a look at the life and legacy of martin luther king, jr.." please welcome vann newkirk. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thanks for having me. >> trevor: man, i have been a fan of your writing for so long. you touch on so many different topics, you know, from "black panther" through to racism in america, the second amendment. one of the more interesting conversations that i got started because of your writing was specifically about teachers being armed, and you argued that, in its very essence, it goes against the second amendment. why would you make that argument? >> yeah, so the second amendment is supposed to be this thing that protects people from the government. >> trevor: right. >> the whole entire ethos of it is you get

we took all your wonderfilled moments of oreo and put 'em in a chocolate candy bar. hat's the oreo chocolate candy bar. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a pulitzer prize-winning author who has written his first children's book called slai "islandborn." please welcome junot dÍaz! ( cheers and applause ) welcome to the show. >> thank you so much. >> trevor: this is quite an adventure for you writing your first children's book. a lot of people know your work, the pulitzer for "the brief wonderous life of oscar wilde." you are an author that is prolific, you write amazing stories that connect not only to the immigrant experience but the american experience because everyone comes from somewhere. what made you go with the children's book? that's quite a departure for you. >> i have a lot of god children. i have two god daughters who, about 20 years ago, asked me to write them a book about them, their dominican, live up in the bronx, and i said i would. it took me 20 years to actually write it. >> trevor: wow. >> yeah.

we took all your wonderfilled moments of oreo and put 'em in a chocolate candy bar. hocolate candy bar. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a legendary musician whose new album is called "american utopia." >> and some of us were, like, oh, this song is okay. a quarter of us is, like, oh, my god, who did this? then when we read the sheet music and did it, it just felt like a moment of togetherness. ♪ everybody's coming to my house ♪ ♪ everybody's coming to my house ♪ ♪ i'm never gonna be alone ♪ and they're never gonna go back home ♪ >> trevor: please welcome david byrne! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." >> thank you. it's nice to be here. >> trevor: congratulations on your new album. you are a legendary musician. it has been a while since you put out a solo project. that clip we saw might be confusing to some people because they would be, like, that's not david byrne singing. how did that come together and what makes those kids so special? >> my friend eric had an idea that, rather than me doing video clips,

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