ork -- the "show me" planet. and i flew all the way from ork back here to earth. i don't know. i just don't like the tone of this conversation. son, you see, i was sent here to observe. and i met your mother and she couldn't keep her hands off me, and the rest is history. and that means that you're half orkan and half earthling. [ crying ] is that why i'm different from the rest of the kids? just for a little while. pretty soon you'll look just like them. the orkan part of you is aging backwards -- that's why you're getting smaller. and the older you get, the younger you'll look -- kids call me butchie, the dog-face boy. come on, now, son. look at the good side. you never have to do jury duty. and you'll never have a vaccination mark. and you can do wonderful, neato things like this -- watch. ooooooooo! no, no! stop it! stop it! mork, you're scaring him. mearth... i know it's hard for you to understand now, but later you'll see and there's no one else like you in the whole universe. yeah. we love you, little half-and-half pint. this has all gotten terribly heavy for me all of a

do you tip bellhops here on ork? no, they're robots -- if you tip them, they can't get back on their feet. surprise! surprise! oh, gosh, mind! it's the peevee clones, six and seven! nice to meet you. whatever that is. ha ha ha! ha ha ha! we heard you were back and could hardly wait to get up here. six thought it would be funny if we brought in your luggage. we had to tip the robot. he's still out there. yeah, he's out there, his little feet just flailing away. oh, mind, the clones and i, we go way back. we used to sneak into the school bathroom and tell, like, jokes. well, you know, i got caught for being funny and that's why i was sent to earth. ar ar ar! wait till you hear our latest orson joke. this is really going to short your circuits. okay, watch those sides. here it goes. orson is a big... fatso! fatso! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! i can see why you were the only one caught. come on, six, we might as well make ourselves at home. might as well. we got a lot of catching up for mork to do. hey, mork, your human friend ho

on ork we have a much more sophisticated way. if someone wants to be president, we just say, sure, go ahead, it's cool! (flute music) grandma, pops, still no luck, eh? - no. - mindy, i fixed my observations of the migration of the north american wino, which was easy, because he didn't move very far. i can take you home now. - oh mork, i can't, susan taylor invited me by her shop, she's going to have a make-up demonstration. and she wants me to be the model. - oh, like the ones in playboy. (high pitched voice) hi, my name is candy, my hobbies are body-surfing and neutron physics, and i hope to one day know the entire los angels reds. - not exactly, she's only working from chin up. anyways, i'm gonna get a new face! - (laughs) listen, i'll see you at home later. - chao! - bye everybody. - one, two... we can play democracy, come on, everybody's doing it. (sings) do the vote! we've got three of us, we can vote on something. - but we've got nothing to vote on. - well, we can vote to adjourn then. all in favor, say ear. - that's eye. -

mork from ork... this was your life. oh, if i had only known, i would have done something special to my hair. yes, mork, you had a very interesting life. you spent a typical orkan boyhood in a nursing home, complaining about the food and the sing-alongs. oh, to be young and senile again. soon it was on to "chester a. pbbhllt" school for boys, you were sent to earth to observe. there you met a beautiful, small-nosed woman. listen. mindy: mork, i'll never forget the day we exchanged our vows. remember? orson turned you into a dog. and for weeks you kept sneaking out for gainesburgers. mork...[laughing] do you recognize that voice? yes. is it ella fitzgerald? whew. mm. no, silly, that's mom. mom? is moms mabley here? no. it's...mindy mcconnell! mork: oh, it's you again. boy, you look great! i can't believe anybody as foxy as you isn't married already. i am married, mork! i'm married to you. think about it, mork. oh...mork. ooh, that would be a lot easier this way. d, and the laughs. think about this, mork -- who do you call

mork from ork has never been called a coward. i've never even lost a hollytacker, except for that one on sirius, and how can you trust an 8-legged pekingese as an umpire? mork, you don't have to prove anything to me. yes, i do, and i will. i'm going down there. i'm going to make that guy humiliate himself if he has to tear off all of my limbs to do it. where is he?! ow. oh, hi. so, are you ready to fight? oh, no, but i'm ready to let you make a fool out of yourself. just how are you gonna do that? by standing up to you. hey, what are you doing? i'm going to make my stand sitting down. you want to play cute? [ high-pitched voice ] okay. da-de-da-da-da. mork. [ gasps ] leave him alone! don't interrupt. george and i were having a little discussion. get up. i feel real sorry for you. come on, now, george. don't go and mess up the place. i'm not gonna mess anything up except him. why don't you lay off the guy? he isn't gonna fight. listen, i could care less about this idiot. i think her exact words were, "that guy is a stupid creep."

show daddy you're from ork. watch this, daddy. a little cosmic shtick. many bleems ago, we orkans realized the need to talk while drinking. boy, am i thirsty. i'd like to see a human do that. [ belches ] look, i don't know how you did that, but it's, uh, some kind of trick. it doesn't prove anything. they have huge, bald heads. not always. and everybody knows that space creatures are always green. oh, you mean the old clich? -- like this. aaahh! nauseating, isn't it? it's not easy being green. you're an alien! you're an alien. paah. daddy, mork is from a highly advanced civilization. they did away with violence ages ago. not only that... i like you. oh, well, i like you, too, son. burn that. look, would you mind if i talk to my daughter in private? no offense. i mean, it's not worth a death ray or anything like that. death ray? oh, humor. ar ar. just going to go clean up the old room. isn't that something else? mindy, let's have a father-daughter talk. get rid of him! trash day. would you say no to a lot more money? [excited scream] you just won a millio

so, you're the guy from ork, huh? sometimes i get the feeling that half my staff here is from ork. ha ha ha ha ha! i really don't think so, tom. reading from the papers, we know that apparently you are an alien, but you married him -- why? two billion guys on this planet -- you couldn't find one you liked, for god's sakes? no, uh, it's not like that at all. it's just that mork is very special and loving, and he doesn't know the meaning of the word "deceit." remarkable. remarkable. i understand you have a son, and his name is steef? mearth. mearth. good work, research. that's an excellent time to bring out young mearth. will you please welcome to the stage right now mr. mearth mcconnell? holy -- mork, you're gonna have yourself a 6-footer here. hi, mr. tom. neat. ? tell me 'bout the stars, and you'll see -- ? sit down. sit down. aw, so, big fella, you -- you age backwards -- is that it? you're really old, but you're really quite young. so when someone says, "you look good for your age," you have no idea what the heck they're talking about, because i certainly don't. ha ha ha ha ha.

from a place called ork. ork is a very nice planet. it's a lot like earth, as a matter of fact. it has gravity and oxygen and dog races. [ barks ] and now i want to introduce to you all someone who has proved to me that life on other planets is not only peaceful, but compassionate and loving. mork. uh... good evening, mr. and mrs. america, er. just tell them about yourself. okay, you're right. [ clears throat ] yes, i am an alien, and cold pizza gives me gas. um, uh, i know it's gonna be difficult for many of you to accept me because i'm different... hey, i'm just like all of you, except i have three hearts and no liver. to be very blunt, i'm throwing myself at your mercy. see, all we want to do is live here in peace. this world has given me very, very wonderful things -- my wife... my son... and now i think it's time for me to give you something back. you see, the universe -- it's a very, very big place. but if you accept me today, i think we take the first step to make it a little bit smaller. [ sighs ] i don't know what else to say, except nanu. [ squawking weakly ] ha ha ha

is there anything similar to it on ork? no, but what happens is you get hot and sweaty, you can't eat, you can't sleep, and you feel dizzy all the time. it sounds like that disease you got on venus. yes, venusians revenge. we orkans made the right decision in giving up emotions. i'm not so sure, orson. you see, we may have given up too much. even though i'm more advanced than these humans, sometimes i feel so primitive. [ chuckles ] i'm afraid i don't understand. neither do i, orson, but i'm not afraid. there. mork, i'm leaving now. i'll be right down. [ singing in orkan ] i'm ready. let's go. where do you think you're going like that? i'm going to the shower. this is a bridal shower for a girl who's about to get married. on ork, they don't give them a shower. they just hose them down. i'm sorry, mork. you can't go. this is just for women. i want to be with you. i want to be with you, but you should meet more friends. you need to grow as a person. i'm not rejecting you, but it's just not fair that i go out tonight and you h

we're going to spend 25 days and one beautiful night on ork. ork?! min, min, min. i've never been in outer space before. beats me, min, but we'll find out. -- captions oh. [ darrin snoring ] darrin. darrin. darrin. hmm? you're snoring. oh, that's okay, honey. i don't mind.

see, on ork, splinking is telling someone something that isn't true -- a practical joke. you might call it splinking, but humans call it lying, and it isn't acceptable. you have got to start acting more human. but i was. i saw a laurel and hardy movie where laurel splinked hardy, then hardy went, "there's another fine mess." laurel and hardy aren't human. they were human, but... just promise me you won't do a more splinking or lying. i promise. i didn't think you'd mind getting wet. look at me. my clothes are soggy, and my skin is all wet. i hate getting wet. i'm going to go take a shower. but wait. i made a sandwich for you. it's untouched by human hands. if you want to get fleetwood mac, i think this album's your best bet. all right, where's your father? one minute, mr. wanker. i happen to be helping a customer. $5.98? if you really want to help your customer, tell him he can get the same album for $4.50 at the music store down the street. wait a minute. mr. wanker, you are an absolute -- absolutely wonderful to see you here, arnold. well, it isn't wonderful to see you.

you already have a job, and that's being an observer for ork. that's like being an ambassador to the entire planet. yeah, but i can't tell anybody, mind, especially my own son, mearth. i mean, i want to have a job i can talk about -- i mean, come home and complain about the boss. well, mork, listen, if your mind's made up, that's fine with me. i just want you to realize it's not easy to get a good job. mind, i am a superior being. i mean, i can get any job i want. if by some fluke of fate i can't, hi! oh, hi! little bootle-bugger! what a day it is outside! i'm talking about blue, blue, blue sky -- paul newman blue -- you know, like "bing!" it stretches all the way to the flatirons out there. if john denver isn't writing a song right now, he's missing a million-seller. yeah. good day job-hunting? the possibilities are infinite. i've narrowed it down to two things -- day for the rest of my life or the job at remteck of nocturnal surveillance official. nocturnal sur-- could that be anything like night watchman? that's the generic term, yes, mind. i

they both shot to stardom together on the sitcom about the alien from planet ork who moves in with an earth l >> mork, what are you doing? >> shortly before robin's suicide, they had a reunion on his show "the crazy one." >> what do you miss most about robin? >> well, i hadn't seen robin for 20 years, and i did that episode because i wanted to be with robin. i wanted to see robin. that was a gift. of ice cold beers? >> absolutely not. >> garry's passing is the reason she returns to the sitcom stage in the odd couple episode. >> when they called me, i was like i am in. i don't care what it is. i'm in. how could you not be in? >> yeah. >> garry affected all of our lives. >> he had made her a prime-time star. later she would go on to head her own show, my sister sam. but then her marriage to mark harmon, she walk add way from fame for family. >> i've been married going on 30 years. i don't think two people can work all the time in show business and stay married. i did everything you can do in this business, and then i had children. i wanted to drive my kids to school. i wanted to be ther

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you know, you talk to people who ork at google and there is a green light meaning you're still on, andthis competition. are you on all the time and that's supposed to be good? or how quickly you return texts and e-mails. hat is a culture that is barbaric, and that is changed by making it clear from the top. that is what we are doing at "the huffington post." when your work ends, you're not expected to be available. if there is something urgent, we will reach you but otherwise that's your time to recharge and return fully recharged to the office. mily: you started your own business. why don't more women start companies? ms. huffington: there is something about risk-taking. i think living in institutional barriers with personal barriers, we have a harder time being disapproved of or dealing with naysayers. we have this voice that men have, too, but in my experience, women have it stronger than men. it is an obnoxious roommate living in my head. it puts me down and doubts me. that questions what i did or what i said. and it's very draining. if you start a new business, 3/4 of them don't s

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now, mom helps make laws that help people - especially when they need it most. ork - i can do... anything. kelly: i'm kelly ayotte, kate: and i'm kate. kelly & kate: and we approved >>> we are about to see a 20 degree slide in the next 48 hours. >> that's true. it's going to be 40 to 50 degrees by friday. it's a big cool down. we have some showers coming in tomorrow, a couple in the morning but most will be about lunchtime and through dinnertime. i mostly like to make this at dinnertime. it works out perfectly. >> there's a little controversy during the world series [ overlapping speakers ] -- please tell us. [ overlapping speakers ] >> you can change the channel at any time. [ laughter ] >> they had a double play going on and they are discussing whether the runner was out. >> they will be debating this for ever. >> it was raining there. >> you can watch the newscast and follow the game on twitter >> thank you for being with us today. we will see you tomorrow. >> the late show was taped earlier so we don't know who won the world series. for that reason we have two messages. is there congr

mom didn't want another dog. ork. lulu's hair just floats. uhh help me! (doorbell) mom, check this out. wow. swiffer sweeper, and dusters. this is what i'm talking about. look at that. sticks to this better than it sticks to lulu. that's your hair lulu! mom, can we have another dog? (laughing) trap and lock up to 4x more dirt, dust and hair than the store and ? >>> friday "pulse." in case you have the munchies major changes coming to your neighborhood mcdonald's. >> i might have them at 4:00 in the morning. >> wonder. >> fancy on us. the fast food giant plans to roll out video kiosks for ordering and table service in all of its u.s. locatio nearly 500 already have them. >> there's no word on how long it will take to make the changes in all 14,000 u.s. locations. those paying with cash or don't like kiosks can still go to the counter but customers who use self-service kiosks tend to spend more money. >> that's why. >>> all right, who says there's never a good time to call out sick? a new study revealed there's actually a perfect time to do it. >> the folks

now, mom helps make laws ork - i can do... anything. kelly: i'm kelly ayotte, kate: and i'm kate. kelly & kate: and we approved this message. >>> a great game on home ice. >> and say great, great nice for two on fire. >> he's been real good, and the bruins needed this home victory tonight. a good night all the way around. a strange start to the season. they hosted the buffalo sabres. okay 6-5 record, but strange is that boston was 5-2 on the road but just 1-3 on guard night. they were hoping to change that trend tonight. no score in the second period. the power play, it hits the goalie, but it will trickle in. his 5th of the year. bruins take a 1-0 lead. later in the second, a 5-3 power play. he scored his first goal of the season. good for him. bruins up 2-0. they gave up two sabres had a chance to get one. they turned it over on the power play. the huge save on brian. he's on his game again tonight. then, not too long after that, riley nash throws one at the netted. it deflects off a defenseman's skate. his first goal as the bees getting good luck tonight. 3-0 after two. then af

orking with them. that mourner couldn't have passed on the information they have like cargo and time schedules. oh, you're crazy, i didn't have anything to do with it. i started wondering when you voted for surrender. you're not the kind of man that gives up that easy. look, they had us. that's all there was to it. that deputy, he was shot in the back. he wasn't the kind of man that stood with his back to a window. he was that time. and larson knew i was carrying that cattle money, and so did you. your girlfriend gave him that information. i don't think so. but you talked to him under the truce flag before any of us did. and you knew the blasting powder was in that coffin. that's why you knocked the match outta that conductor's hand. you take care of all the men, why don't you. ? joe. ? watch it man, he's got a gun. get behind the rocks! you get on back there, son, you can't help without a gun. now, i see you came back. there she is. and not over five miles away. les, we can't be bothered with this. we

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i was at the ork farm, milking a fring, and this traveling salesman came along and asked me if i wanted to see what was in his sample case. would anyone like a soft drink? no, thank you. so, i said no and he went away and i never saw him again. the end. that's great, zelka. that's more plot than kurt vonnegut ever uses. i think this is a perfect time for my raisin loaf story. not yet, min. you don't want to peak too soon. ar ar ar! it'll slay you! come on, now, kids. kids, i'll tell you what. how about this? let's pretend we're not even in the living room, but we'll use our imaginations [ chanting ] larry, aquarius. [ chanting ] listen! look! animals everywhere! [ imitates elephant ] [ imitates chimpanzee ] [ imitates gorilla ] [ chanting ] now, come on! boy, if we can keep a couple of these things for the san diego zoo. come on. you'll be the great white hunter. er, the reasonable white hunter. i'll be your faithful gun bearer, beba. i will cut through the jungle for you. [ british accent ] ah, good. forget that. nnnnnyyaaa! nnnnnyyaaaaa! oh, careful of the little fellow. nnnnnyyaaa! n

they both shot to stardom together on the sitcom about the alien from planet ork who moves in with an earth ling. >> mork, what are you doing? >> shortly before robin's suicide, they had a reunion on his show "the crazy one." >> what do you robin? >> well, i hadn't seen robin for 20 years, and i did that episode because i wanted to be with robin. i wanted to see robin. that was a gift. that was such a gift. >> can i get you boys a couple of ice cold beers? >> absolutely not. >> garry's passing is the reason she returns to the sitcom stage in the odd couple episode. >> when they called me, i was like i am in. i don't care what it is. i'm in. how could you not be in? >> yeah. lives. >> he had made her a prime-time star. later she would go on to head her own show, my sister sam. but then in the late 80s after her marriage to mark harmon, she walk add way from fame for family. >> i've been married going on 30 years. i don't think two people can work all the time in show business and stay married. i did everything you can do in this business, and then i had children. i wanted to dr school.

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i admire his bequest to the new ork public library, but tilden received literally scores of telegrams and letters saying i can raise 5,000 troops tomorrow and we're going to march on washington and stall you at the point of the bayonet. scores of letters like this. there was talk of appointing civil war veterans, george mccleland, to lead the democratic army and march on washington and tilden said no. no way are we going to do that. i think it was his finest hour in this dispute that we were not going to result -- or row resort to armed force like that. >> following the 2000 election i was at a small breakfast where one of the chief council counsel for one of the parties was talking about the election. he commented that it is not who votes that counts. it's who who counts the votes that counts. >> good call. >> true in 2000, true in 1876. >> that's right. >> thanks, michael holt. >> ok. [applause] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] [captions copyright national able satellite corp. 2016] captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsibl

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he went to the chalk board orke the board and drew a big x for the governor and a bunch of x's underneathou will have direct access to me..of you that was a very important for someone like me who had never been in government before. when you get the washington, there were certain individualsnt who had that same kind of access. you know, assuming the president was not in a meeting, if i needed to see the president, i got to see the president. andy had a saying, if you need to see president, you see the president and if you want to see the president, you can't see the president. it would be true. i would come over to governor's office and we would talk aboutoe three things, we would talk about policy, we would talk about politics and we would talk about what else would we talk about? he loves baseball. you don't do that with the president of the united states. those moments are so very special. the time is so precious, identify often heard president bush say that for presidency is about decision-making. you cannot make a decision, you cannot be president because you cannot be worried about

precinct ork at county level data, i'm not sure the reality is going to be that donald trump did betteranics than romney. john: let me go to a group that has been hugging me i'm a white college-educated voters. me, white college-educated voters. hillary clinton was way ahead with white college-educated women and men. on the day, according to the exit polls, she won white n, but byducated wome a much narrower margin, i have lost white college-educated men. what explains that? guest: part of it is it is possible that there is a shy trump motor scenario we have been talking about. it's possible, but i'm still not there yet. take six months from now and the voter files are updated. we will look back at people who said they were going to vote for hillary clinton, and look at those white college-educated voters, and really see what happened. the other thing, we make broad assumptions. what is a white college-educated voters? a white college-educated voter in the suburbs of pits -- of philadelphia is not the same as a white college-educated voter in des moines. to say they are the same is sill

the convibtor for our friends and will ork r obama days of both 08 and 12. do you buy it?i think we have to take it seriously that things will be close. we are not a country where we have a five or-point race. to say that north carolina and florida go republican is really tough. we got florida in the last two elections and the demographics that are making democrats more competitive, it grounds central to florida with the hispanic vote. a lot of my friends argue that when you look at the early vote in floater, they like their chances. >> mow matter how i do this map, trump has to breakthrough the big blue wall of the midwest. give them the southern swing states off the bort. he has to breakthrough the wall. pennsylvania looks hard and wisconsin is hard, but maybe of the three the easiest? >> it's much more in line with his current vote share and you can make the argument that at the end of the day, the fundamentals work the best for trump. they have come the closest for winning and previous campaigns. >> no republican won it since 1988. >> president bush. >> they marginaliz

he was brought in but a lot of people are like ork this was so greet see dave cahppelle back doing monologs and they're bring the chappelle show back. >> i hope so. >> maybe he felt compelled to come back because it was election season? >> did you see the message at the end that was really interesting as he closed show when talking with people it was powerful it was his own personal thoughts i only watched it this morning on like when you review it. i can't para fwraiz him it was powerful and about his experience and if was really motivational. >> the end or beginning. >> i think it was end of monolog. >> yes. >> yes. >> into the whitehouse and he said he would give donald trump a chance but watch him every second. >> and demand disen franchised also does that. >> and we had a wonderful group of women in from around the country here in philadelphia over the weekend. it was the 70th anniversary of the links well should i say incorporated links incorporated and if you don't know what it is, it is a volunteer organization of women committed to ensuring cultural and survival of african-american

rudy giuliani's name, senator bob ork r corker's name. obviously the decision hasn't been made. there are some good people here. but in the case of governor romney who called donald trump racist, misogynist, unqualified for the office, apparently shared his donor list with general mcmillon in his run. is that a game changer for you? is that difficult overcoming that from you perspective? >> it's such a privilege for me -- it's almost hard for me to express that i'm the vice president-elect of the united states. but to have been asked by the president-elect to chair the transition, my first obligation is to bring together, you know, a broad range of men and women before the president-elect and his team so that he can sort out and create that lineup that's going to be able to move the trump agenda forward in the congress and all across the country. and i think what you're witnessing here -- we met with senator bob corker today at the trump tower, with general petraeus yesterday. met very often with rudy giuliani. and talked to john boll top, commutop, bolton. communicated with him

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she is not particularly for her ,ork on the enron task force which she was director of from the year 2002 to 2004. she worked at the u.s. attorneys office, the northern district of california. she served as the chief of the criminal division, chief of the securities fraud section. worked for 11 years in the united states attorney's office for the eastern district of new york. serving as senior trial counsel for the businesses and securities fraud section. and the criminal -- the violent criminal enterprises section. she received the attorney general award for exceptional service. she is also the recipient of the attorney general's john marshall award for trial litigation and the attorney general's award for fraud prevention. , before joining the criminal division, the position as a partner. she was cochair of corporate investigations in white-collar practice group. ms. caldwell, it is great to welcome you back to your alma mater. you are here at your school again. we are delighted that she is here. she is also graduate of another football powerhouse, pennsylvania state university. sh

be : what would your advice to your member of congress when with donald orking trump?aller: to reach out to everybody in congress and quit arguing and and get on the same playing field nd get something done this year. i'm bringing a different view to the election. a godly election, the republican platform was godly, anti-godly, was that is why our country is in the mess it's in. okay, sam our last caller in this segment of "washington journal." spotlight our weekly magazine series with a look today at recent piece in pacific on food inspection in the united states, but first, more from our interviews incoming members of congress, among those joining the house in january is former of florida, vernor who was elected to congress as a democrat. >> we're with congressman elect crist, former florida governor, former attorney senator. former state are you the man in the room with the most political experience in freshman class? >> i really don't know, i know his, though, a lot of good people are in this class and want to work hard and do what is right. work together,we that w

orking... and working out. no, thank you, mr. mills. i'm retiring... man: ...the stands of derby downs... oh, darling, isn't it wonderful about johnny? it's fantastic. there were over 250 local champions competing. well, he won the scholarship. that's the important thing. no more problems about college. his father won't have to worry about that now. there he is. this year's winner was johnny mills. as the crowd cheered the new champion, johnny was paraded down the track on which, only minutes before, in the championship heat. johnny qualified for the all-american derby by beating all other entrants in the local trials of his community. at the finish line, johnny was joined by his father, who shared in the excitement. if anybody ever made a boy's dreams come true... well, thank you, darling. man: ladies and gentlemen, -- capt this photograph of the moon's surface was taken two months ago by a camera aboard an unmanned space capsule. today, space technicians at the cape are hopeful that this view of the moon and even closer ones will be seen for the firs

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alien from planet ork who moves i should have killed you myself. in with an earth ling. - she was right, you know. >> mork, what are you doing? no one's gonna miss either one of us. >> shortly before robin's - [grunts] his show "the crazy one." >> robin? get her out of here. 20 years, and i did that episode [tires squealing] because i wanted to be with robin. i wanted to see robin. that was a gift. that was such a gift. >> can i get you boys a couple of ice cold beers? >> absolutely not. >> garry's passing is the reason she returns to the sitcom stage [gunshot] >> when they called me, i was like i am in. i don't care what it is. i'm in. how could you not b >> yeah. >> garry affected all of our lives. >> he had made her a prime-time star. later she would go on to head her own show, my sister sam. but then in the late 80s after her marriage to mark harmon, she walk add way from fame for family. >> i've been married going on 30 years. i don't think two people can work all the time in show business and stay married. i did everything you can do in - ann

. - we're doing fine by ourselves. ork while you try to starve him out? - he don't have to starve; he can sell me his place. i offered to buy him out the first day i knew what he was, but there's nothing more stubborn than an educated indian. - did you offer him a profit? - i offered him what he paid for it. - ask anybody. - i'm asking you. does the offer still hold? - yeah... if somebody can make him take it. you saying you can? - all you have to decide is how willing you want that indian to be. - well, boys? me? kelso's in with the rest of us. let's go open a bottle and talk. - i thought you wanted action. - well, good. get on out there right away. - no, mcnally, first you go to the bank and withdraw certain funds. i'm sure joe whitehorse will want to be paid off in cash. - that's a lot to trust you with. - i see your point. well, you may carry it, and, mcnally, carry an extra 2,000. - $2,000? - that's right, my fee just went up. - how much money do you think i've got? - how much do you hate indians... especially the educated variety? - all right, i'll

i'ayyes,ork w ons t but work on it privately. haheonion itva with everybody around. because a little -- be careful thebooze. >>> someone else's house, someone else's kid disruptive and unruly. do you say something? >> unless the child is in danger or unless your belongings are in serious danger, stay out of that. it's a tough thing t tell somebody how to raise their own children. steer clear of it. >> if you're a guest at someone else's thanksgiving, is it rude to ask the host >> l you leave? >> asking for a friend. >> i think it's a compliment. if you want to earn the leftovers, you better be the one helping clear the places and wash the dies. that person gets fst dibs on ftover. >>o you bring ppre? >> that's a little presumptuous. peoe donant te that >> unless they're good abo returning it. >> bring it back clean. ies annt tlen, >> happy thanksng, everyone. >> there you go, happy thanksgiving. leav don't forget to catch the 90th macy's thanksgiving day parade -- othmo segue. >> al is going to be there, savannah wile ere,l b therewomormornin >> tt's right. t's almos

. >> yeah those new york prices ork yeah no joke. >> i've done the studio there in manhattan before.mas 7:11 not the store but time. >> we'll talk more about the interview because he said americans have nothing to fear about his presidency but that is snot stopping protests and may have been non stop since elected president. >> six nights in a row, steve? >> tonight would be six. by the way, i do have somebody with gold leaves on the brim of his hat phillies commissioner ross always kind enough to start his day later because we're holding him up here. we have legitimate questions a lot of citizens are asking first of all how many more nights will you you put up with allowing people to protests. >> we have no way of determining how long they'll be out there. people have a right to pretest. it has impact on what we do undeniably we'll be out there. >> it's putting strain on police department manpower. >> strain may be too strong of a word we're always prepared for things like this obviously there's other things we could be doing with manpower out there. this is what we do and what we'r

ork at the unilever -- 23 24. it does not grow all that much.f that. 7.5 or eight, times. i am not arguing that the pe should be at parity. we are seeing this huge discount on a lot of these industrials. we are starting to see a leveling out of this. as investors, you have to consider price. clearly today, in our view, investors are paying way too much for insurance. they are buying a $50,000 car and ensuring it for $500,000. that does not make sense. that is where the perceived safety is. we would rather look for the value. francine: what about perceived chaos? what do you do with these banks? it almost looks like penny stock. at the same time, we just heard that the italian banker is now withdrawing its offer to help shore up assets. david: this has been a disaster. look at this chart. of course, this is what happens when you have lax regulation, too much easy money. this bank years ago went on a lending spree, lending to everyone and everything. and this is the world's oldest bank. storied, long history. this is a big problem, one of the two